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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:29,220 [folk song] 2 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:31,540 [folk song] 3 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:35,820 [folk song] 4 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,980 [folk song] 5 00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,380 [folk song] 6 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:43,500 - Hey, did you all eat anything yet? - No, not yet. 7 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,740 Come on, come meet the little one! 8 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,460 - Hello, Mohini. - Hi, Manju. 9 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:48,500 - How is it going? - I'm doing great, thanks. 10 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,300 Congratulations. 11 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:52,020 - Why did you go through all that trouble? - It's okay. 12 00:02:52,180 --> 00:02:53,100 Where is the baby? 13 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,140 Over there. 14 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:55,700 I hope God keeps him safe from any harm. 15 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,180 Yeah, now that you've warded off the evil, he'll be just fine. 16 00:02:58,260 --> 00:02:59,540 So what's the little guy's name? 17 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,060 He'll decide that once he gets here. 18 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,020 We'll take care of that as soon as he arrives. 19 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,540 "Radhe!" 20 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,140 "Radhe, Radhe!" 21 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:09,300 Look, he is here. 22 00:03:13,140 --> 00:03:14,500 "Radhe!" 23 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,820 "Radhe, Radhe!" 24 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,140 Congratulations, Manish! 25 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,620 Congratulations, Manish! 26 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:27,740 Come on, get up so I can congratulate you. 27 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:31,900 After 10 years of hard work, you finally got an heir! 28 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:33,340 I mean, you produced an heir. 29 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:38,740 You see the heir, but don't see a genie with him? 30 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:44,660 - My dear ladies... - And gentlemen. 31 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,540 I'm not really concerned with the gentlemen. 32 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:50,980 My dear ladies, we're about to name my colony friend, 33 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:56,700 Ms. Manju Devi's son. 34 00:03:56,980 --> 00:04:01,100 I'm naming this child Mr. Krishnesh Kumar Rasiya. 35 00:04:01,180 --> 00:04:02,500 Great name! 36 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:05,940 Damdar Singh, you're new here, so you don't know much about him. 37 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,060 What do you mean by that? 38 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:11,900 I mean, I prayed and worked so hard to have a baby, 39 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,300 but it just didn't happen for me. 40 00:04:13,860 --> 00:04:18,540 You know, this Prem guy made my wife take some kind of concoction last year, 41 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:20,100 and she ended up having a baby in just 8 months! 42 00:04:20,180 --> 00:04:21,060 Seriously? 43 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:22,380 Is he a doctor or something? 44 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:25,020 No, he's not a doctor, he's just a pervert. 45 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,460 You'll have to eat this. 46 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,780 Here you go. 47 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:30,500 Look this out. 48 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,060 He's flirting with Madhu like a bee going after a flower. 49 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:34,660 He's stealing my honey. 50 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:39,100 I feel like taking this fork and just jamming it into his ears, 51 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:40,660 really bust them open. 52 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:44,220 No, nothing's going to get busted open. Nothing. 53 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:47,580 You know what he did during my daughter's wedding sendoff? 54 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:51,700 Oh Radhika's mom... our little girl is going away. 55 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:55,660 He was acting like he was her father, not me! 56 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,180 Don't worry about your mom. I'll take good care of her, dear. 57 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,500 I get so damn angry when I see him, 58 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:04,020 I swear if he's thirsty, I'll put poison in his water. 59 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:08,980 And you know what, I might just murder him and leave the knife in his hand, 60 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:10,900 and write a note saying 61 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:14,540 "I am taking my own life. Thank you." 62 00:05:14,620 --> 00:05:17,380 I should be thanking all of you, really. 63 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:21,020 After hearing all this, I kind of feel like I should be touching your feet. 64 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:23,900 This guy is doing all this stuff with your wives, 65 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:24,940 and you all aren't doing anything about it? 66 00:05:25,820 --> 00:05:27,540 If this keeps up, it won't be long 67 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:30,060 before your wives will be yours in name only 68 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,140 and this guy will get all your marital rights. 69 00:05:33,660 --> 00:05:36,100 while you're just the name on the wedding invite, 70 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,540 and he's the one on your kid's school forms. 71 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,260 While you're just the one waking up early, 72 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,420 He'll be the one enjoying the milk. 73 00:05:43,740 --> 00:05:45,620 Here we go, guys! 74 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,500 Radhe, Radhe! 75 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,220 "Radhe!" 76 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:52,260 "Radhe, Radhe, Radhe, Radhe!" 77 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:55,340 "Last night, Shyam appeared in my dreams." 78 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,940 "Last night, Shyam appeared in my dreams." 79 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:05,380 "He broke the pot with a mighty thud." 80 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:08,660 "With a mighty thud." 81 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:11,900 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 82 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,940 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 83 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:18,660 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 84 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,500 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 85 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,860 "To his mother, Sudhama said." 86 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:42,660 "Shyam played Holi with Gopis leaving them wet," 87 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:46,380 "It has got Radha really upset." 88 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:51,340 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 89 00:06:53,220 --> 00:06:56,420 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 90 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,340 "The hanging curd, he quickly fed." 91 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:00,820 Then why don't you tell us what we should do about this guy? 92 00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:02,020 You could try complaining about him to his wife. 93 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,740 What wife? His wife died like 20-25 years ago? 94 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:05,780 - Seriously? - Yes. 95 00:07:06,620 --> 00:07:07,540 So he's all alone. 96 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:09,140 No, he's not alone, Brother. 97 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:11,220 He's got a son, Luv. 98 00:07:16,580 --> 00:07:19,540 Oh no! 99 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,500 Oh, my God! 100 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:33,260 Hello, Aunty. Rodriguez, why did you kick the bucket out of the blue? 101 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,740 - He-he... - That's rude. 102 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,780 He's dead and you're laughing? 103 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:42,340 You were the first man who I could understand 104 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,460 and who had a special place in my heart. 105 00:07:44,060 --> 00:07:47,700 I'm saying this with love, "Get up", or else I can wake you up with a whack too. 106 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:51,740 Hey, didn't you get your engine started at home? 107 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:55,260 I'm the Shah Rukh Khan who attends weddings and events, not funerals. 108 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:56,900 What are you doing here then? 109 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,460 Where's Luv? 110 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:03,420 I'm right here. 111 00:08:03,980 --> 00:08:05,140 A wedding without a bride, 112 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,180 a birthday party without a cake, 113 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:07,740 and a tonsuring ceremony without a child 114 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,980 - those are still possible, but they are not possible without Luv. 115 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,300 But Luv, where's Sanju baba? 116 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,980 You know my son was a big fan of his. 117 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,260 Where is he? 118 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:17,500 He can't come here. 119 00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:19,220 Yesterday, I took him to a child's tonsuring ceremony, 120 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:23,140 and there he told the baby, "You're my baby!" 121 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:27,260 The baby's father got suspicious of the mother and really beat up Sanju and broke his circuit. 122 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,340 Why did you leave us? Why did you go so soon? 123 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:34,500 Hey, keep it down. 124 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:35,940 These are sophisticated people. 125 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:38,060 People like them get easily disturbed even after they die. 126 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:40,260 Why are you breaking your bangles? 127 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:42,540 He's a client, not your husband. 128 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,180 But it was part of the package. 129 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,180 Then let in the package. 130 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,860 If you keep crying like this, forget funerals, 131 00:08:46,980 --> 00:08:48,300 you won't even get invited to birthdays. 132 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,300 Alright, get out of here quickly. You've got a wedding to go dance at. 133 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:53,220 Let's go dance at a wedding. 134 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,260 Yes, let's go. 135 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,460 Be careful. 136 00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:01,300 Hello? 137 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:11,180 Hey, where are you taking my son's body? 138 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:13,300 Someone stop him! 139 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:27,660 Why did you get the car inside? 140 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,940 To transport the dead body. 141 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,980 Who touched you, Dad? 142 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:42,540 They didn't touch me, son. They beat me up. 143 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:48,220 They beat me up so bad, that the cavity from this tooth shifted to this one. 144 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:49,180 Who did this? 145 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:50,220 These guys. 146 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,660 I'm going to thrash you so hard, 147 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:02,180 you'll be begging for forgiveness and running for your life. 148 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,380 Who do you think you are, huh? 149 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:05,300 I'm the pain your body is about to feel. 150 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,260 You... 151 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,260 "Radhe!" 152 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,140 Hey, look! There's Luv. 153 00:10:50,220 --> 00:10:51,780 - We're not going to spare him today. - Hit him. 154 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,260 Today, we're taking not just one, but two dead bodies from here. 155 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:57,420 - Come on! - We won't spare him. Let's go. 156 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,220 Luv...? 157 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:02,420 What? 158 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:06,620 Luv, I came here to take my son's dead body. 159 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,180 Oh, I'm really sorry. It's in that car, you can take it. 160 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,220 - Alright, let's go. - Yeah, let's go, hurry up. 161 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,260 Anyone else? 162 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:22,940 Bless you, son. 163 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:27,740 Luv Kumar, my son, you're the best son in the world. 164 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,620 So why do you want the world's best son to start a world war, huh? 165 00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:33,780 Why do you get so close to the ladies that their husbands start feeling bad? 166 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:37,060 There's this thing called humanity, right? 167 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:38,660 And your humanity is only limited to the ladies? 168 00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:39,980 Come on, Dad, what are you doing? 169 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,500 You're sometimes fixing someone's hair. 170 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,380 You're sometimes helping them with their sari. 171 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:46,020 You're sometimes at their home, delivering a baby like a midwife. 172 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:50,260 And you even... hooked Gauri's blouse? 173 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,420 I hooked it, I didn't open it. 174 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,900 While she was wearing it, right? 175 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,500 I'm the first son to get complaints about his father. 176 00:11:58,460 --> 00:11:59,380 Tell me one thing. 177 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,900 - What? - Where were you on Monday? 178 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,380 I had gone to watch a movie. 179 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,500 Which movie? 180 00:12:03,580 --> 00:12:04,620 "Humjoli." 181 00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,940 You went to see the movie "Choli Mein Humjoli" with Shobha! 182 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:07,940 You really watch such low-grade movies? 183 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,060 No, you got it wrong. 184 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,220 Shobha was at a protest with Ravi. 185 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:12,500 That wasn't Shobha. 186 00:12:12,580 --> 00:12:13,380 Was it Anita? 187 00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:16,860 No, I met Anita at a restaurant. 188 00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:20,660 Babita! Her husband is so cruel, son. 189 00:12:20,860 --> 00:12:23,260 He keeps her in a cage and doesn't let her see me. 190 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:26,060 And Mimi... she was at a spa. 191 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:29,180 And... no, I met Padmini at the bus stop. 192 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:30,740 Stop it, Dad. 193 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,900 Why don't you just get down with all the women in Orchha at once? 194 00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,900 Luv Kumar, I want you to give me an honest answer. 195 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:40,300 Can't a girl and a boy just be friends? 196 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:41,940 A boy? 197 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,180 Do you know how old you are? 198 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:44,780 Of course! I'm only 40-plus. 199 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:45,860 Only 40-plus! 200 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,540 It's 40 plus 15! You're 55 years old! 201 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,220 Leave the women alone, at least now. 202 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,060 Wait a second, wait a second. 203 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,460 Your mom, my wife... 204 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:57,020 The mistake I made by not spending quality time with her, 205 00:12:57,180 --> 00:13:01,500 the same mistake these poor women's husbands are making. 206 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,740 And what am I doing? I'm doing social service. 207 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,460 I'm helping the society. 208 00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:08,740 Dad, if you're so attached to these women, then change! 209 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,500 Okay. 210 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,820 - Change your gender. - Okay. 211 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,220 Radhe, Radhe! 212 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:21,860 Radhe, Radhe! 213 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,500 - Hello. - Hello, son. How are you? 214 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,900 - Please come in. - God bless you. All okay? 215 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:30,220 - Sister! Oh, my sister! - Uncle, hello. 216 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,180 - Welcome, welcome. - Yes, I am here. 217 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:35,300 - Brother! - Brother-in-law. 218 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,980 - All okay? - All good. 219 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:38,220 So you're here. 220 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:39,580 No, I'm not here. 221 00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:41,100 I'm still on the way. 222 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,420 I'll get here soon. 223 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:48,020 You're still sad and angry that I got my sister married to you. 224 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:51,060 Come on, move on already. 225 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,700 Tell me, did you have any inconvenience on the way here? 226 00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:55,140 It's not like I came here sitting on a knife. 227 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,100 Tell me, why didn't you come to pick us up? 228 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,340 At the wedding, all of Orchha came to drop us off. 229 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:02,300 And now no one comes to pick us up. 230 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,820 - Well, Dad had a fall. - Huh? 231 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:05,820 Can he even fall any lower? 232 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,340 How much more can you stoop, huh? 233 00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:12,260 Mr. Mishra, you must be tired. Go and rest. 234 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,620 You can fight later. 235 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:15,940 - He'll never change. - Go upstairs. 236 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:16,740 Let's go. 237 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,740 Come on, Brother-in-law. 238 00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:24,380 This is a good match for Luv. 239 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:29,500 I hope it's a match and not a plan to seek revenge on me. 240 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,700 Look, just because I married your sister 241 00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:34,580 doesn't mean I'd get Luv married to just anyone. 242 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:36,500 He's like a son to me. 243 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:41,020 Mr. Mishra, don't say you're more concerned about my son's wedding than me. 244 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,420 You'll worry about it only when you're free from the women. 245 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,700 There you two go again. 246 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,460 Look, Brother, this time I've brought a match 247 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:54,380 that will work well and never break. 248 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:55,540 Tell me about her family. 249 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,060 She doesn't have a dad. 250 00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,100 Her mom runs a garage and they have a used car showroom. 251 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,580 What? Her mom runs a garage? 252 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:17,140 When a woman can run a country, why can't her mom run a garage? 253 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,060 There you go, Mr. Tiwari! 254 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,620 Your second-hand, brand-new Audi! 255 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:27,460 A car worth 45 lakhs for just 12 lakhs. 256 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,660 You won't get a deal like this anywhere else in Bhopal. 257 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,380 Do they have any elders at home? 258 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,700 Yes, they do. Mr. Bala. He's a very well-cultured man. 259 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,300 What are you doing here, Grandpa? 260 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,820 And who are you sharing this knowledge with? 261 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:41,540 - What happened? - Sir, why have you allowed him 262 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,540 to stand here? 263 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,740 I've caught him in a drunk driving case. 264 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,060 Excuse me, I'm an advocate. 265 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,900 Jitendra Choudhary, BA LLB LLM. 266 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,020 He doesn't own a car, so how can you book him for drunk driving? 267 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,900 Counselor, he's so drunk that he won't listen to anything. 268 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:59,420 He was standing in the middle of the road, making honking sounds. 269 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,460 And he even blew into our alcohol detection machine and ruined it. 270 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,100 Come here, Luv. 271 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,340 Coming. 272 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:12,420 I've found a suitable girl for you to marry. 273 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:16,700 Look, I have a marriage line on my palm, but no wedding line. 274 00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:18,220 You'll definitely get married. 275 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:20,740 Your aunt has worked really hard this time. 276 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:26,420 I've done a lot of research and got this precious gem from Bharat Matrimony. 277 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:27,780 Wait, I'll show you her details. 278 00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:28,860 Look at this. 279 00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,940 Look at this, my boy. 280 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,540 She's an interior designer. 281 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:37,300 And she's so well-behaved. 282 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,220 Catch! 283 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,540 Looking good there! 284 00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:07,820 Hand me the car keys. 285 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:10,540 You're acting like you're more eager to elope than I am. 286 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,660 I am. 287 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,660 Put the bag inside. 288 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,980 Oh my, my! 289 00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,140 Alright, listen up... 290 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,140 Yeah? 291 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:24,180 Sweetheart, I brought everything along. 292 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,060 My mom's jewelry, my dad's cash, 293 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,380 and my grandma's two golden teeth. 294 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,340 And when do we get married? 295 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,740 Get married? 296 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,620 We'll get married eventually. What's the rush? 297 00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,980 We'll go to Goa first, then Manali. 298 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,820 We'll get cozy in the winter. 299 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,860 And what about our parents? 300 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:46,260 They are old. Forget about them. 301 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:49,420 So, what's your plan? 302 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,340 What are you doing, Ishika? This is my house! 303 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,300 Damn it! 304 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,580 Have you gone crazy, Ishika? 305 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,660 Have you lost your mind? 306 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:00,900 Have you gone nuts or what? 307 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,220 This is my house. What are you doing? 308 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,460 Let's get your parents' blessings first. 309 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:09,260 Mom. Dad. 310 00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:10,260 Grandma. 311 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,180 Ishika. 312 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:12,860 - Grandma. - Oh, my baby! 313 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:14,860 Where did you go without telling us? 314 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,700 We were so worried. 315 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,500 - I was with her. - I see. 316 00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:19,580 Hello, Aunty. 317 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,380 - Your "baby"... - Yes? 318 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:23,740 He's all grown up now. 319 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,340 - What? - I'm an adult now, right, Dad? 320 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:26,980 He didn't just step out for a bit, 321 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,820 he was actually eloping with me. 322 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:29,900 He was eloping? 323 00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:32,460 Your "baby" smokes and drinks. 324 00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:36,940 You forgot your 60-year-old parents for a girl you met just 4 days ago! 325 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:37,980 Don't you have any shame? 326 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,580 She's just kidding. 327 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,500 She's been like this since she was a kid. 328 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,340 Open it. 329 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,220 Why should I open the bag? 330 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,180 - Open it. - Open what? 331 00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:46,340 Wait, Aunty, let me show you something. 332 00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,100 - Remember, you had got it for me. - Wait, wait, wait. 333 00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:48,780 What are you doing? 334 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:49,780 Have a look at this, Aunty. 335 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,180 Let me show you what it contains. 336 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,420 - Your jewelry... - My cash! 337 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,020 Huh! 338 00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:58,740 - What is this? - What is that? 339 00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,020 I don't know. 340 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:01,820 - I found it in Dad's room. - Huh? 341 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,140 - Yes. - In my room? 342 00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:05,340 - After Titu, I have... - Quiet. Just keep quiet. 343 00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,660 - I'll deal with you later. - Fine. 344 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:08,540 And you...? 345 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,460 - What is this? - Okay, okay, wait, wait. 346 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,420 I love you. 347 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,780 - You love me? - Yes. 348 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,220 To love someone means being someone's friend and lover. 349 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:22,940 It's about friendship and partnership. 350 00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,980 Boys like you can never be anyone's friend or husband. 351 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:30,980 For boys like you, love starts from the waist and ends in the bedroom. 352 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,340 I can do anything for you. 353 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:33,540 I can even die for you. 354 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,780 You can die for me? 355 00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:37,220 - Of course. - Aunty... 356 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,620 What? 357 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,020 - You... - Aunty, your son can die for me. 358 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,180 - Really? - Hey! 359 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,820 - Wait, wait... - Are you crazy or what? 360 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,140 Did you forget to take your meds or something? 361 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,140 You can't even cut onions for your mom, 362 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,420 and you think you can cut your wrist for me? 363 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,340 She's right. She's absolutely right. 364 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,460 He can't even carry a 25-kg cylinder, 365 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:58,500 and he picks up his 50-kg girlfriend like a bouquet. 366 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,740 What are you doing, Dad? What are you doing? 367 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,380 I taught you how to walk, and now you're running away! 368 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,060 Dear, I hope everyone has a daughter like you. 369 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:14,340 Uncle, I hope God never gives a son like him to parents like you. 370 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,620 Listen... 371 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,580 Ishika? 372 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,740 "Thief! Thief!" 373 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,620 "A thief is here, watch out!" 374 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,540 "He has broken all the locks out!" 375 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:29,420 "He has stolen the fan and also the." 376 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,340 "A thief is here" 377 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,420 "A thief is here, watch out!" 378 00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,060 Stop here. 379 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,100 Excuse me, sir. 380 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,780 Where's Ms. Supriya's place? 381 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,860 Looks like you're here to meet Sister Ishika. 382 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,340 She's your sister? 383 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,980 Not just us, every boy in the neighborhood is her brother. 384 00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,140 But it seems you're here to marry her. 385 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:59,580 Brother, you just go straight and take a left. 386 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,820 The first bungalow in that lane is theirs. 387 00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:02,540 What potential match number is this for her? 388 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:03,900 22nd, huh? 389 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,780 - 22nd - 22nd what? 390 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,620 Bungalow No. 22. 391 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,700 "Thief! Thief!" 392 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,860 Yes? 393 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,780 Is Ms. Supriya home? 394 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:18,540 Everyone's home. 395 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:19,900 - Okay. - No one's out here. 396 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:21,300 Who are you? 397 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,900 We are here with a wedding proposal for Ishika. 398 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,860 Oh, you're here with a wedding proposal. 399 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:25,940 Greetings. 400 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,780 Please, go inside. 401 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,980 I'll break your legs if you dare enter. 402 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,420 Now, will a thief decide who goes inside and who stays outside? 403 00:21:34,820 --> 00:21:36,620 You can escape the cops, but not a lawyer. 404 00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:38,180 What's this nonsense? 405 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,100 Sorry, Brother, I was talking to a client. 406 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,180 Oh. 407 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:43,540 - Who are you all? - They are here with a wedding proposal. 408 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:46,220 Oh, welcome, welcome. We've been waiting for you. 409 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,260 Please, come in. 410 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:48,620 Everyone's home. Please, come in. 411 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,460 - Let's go. This way, please. - Come on. 412 00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:54,980 "Thief! Thief!" 413 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:58,180 Excuse me? 414 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:00,580 Where do you think you are going? 415 00:22:01,740 --> 00:22:02,740 Please come inside. 416 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:05,300 I'll be back after a smoke. 417 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,340 There's no coming back from smoking. People leave for good. 418 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,980 Come in, I'll get you a cold drink. 419 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:10,020 I'm not allowed to have a cold drink. 420 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:11,740 - You can have something else then. - Listen... 421 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:12,980 We have lots of things to eat as well. 422 00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:13,740 I need to take my meds. 423 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,500 You shouldn't drink or take meds on an empty stomach. 424 00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,020 - I don't drink. - What's your name? 425 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:17,900 - Jugnu. - Dugnu. 426 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:19,220 Sorry, had a blade in my mouth. 427 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:20,260 You seem like a decent guy. 428 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,460 According to my calculations, you haven't gotten the sweets yet. 429 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:25,340 Here you go. 430 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,820 - Greetings. - Greetings. 431 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,660 'So many keys.' 432 00:22:29,060 --> 00:22:32,180 'Looks like I'll get to break into a lot of safes today.' 433 00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:35,380 She reminds me of the Hindi movie "Suhagraat" (The Wedding Night). 434 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:36,700 Don't misbehave. 435 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:37,940 What? 436 00:22:38,020 --> 00:22:40,340 I was just talking about the movie. 437 00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,180 Hurry up and get the tea, Guddi. 438 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,700 Coming, Mom. Please don't mess this up 439 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,100 this time, Ishika. 440 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:47,780 Here you go. 441 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,740 Here, take this and go outside. 442 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,300 What kind of tradition is this, Mom? 443 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,500 Why does the girl always have to serve the tea? 444 00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:53,740 Stop this nonsense. 445 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:55,860 And please don't reject this boy, okay? 446 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,940 I've shown you all the available options for boys who are alive. 447 00:22:58,980 --> 00:23:00,420 You know the boy's really cute. 448 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:01,820 - Yes. - I would've married him... 449 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,020 - if I was single. - Shhh. 450 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,060 Come on, let's go. 451 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,300 Tea. 452 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,380 Greetings. 453 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:25,620 Oh shit. 454 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,500 What's wrong? 455 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,700 - Yes? - The tea's too sweet. 456 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,180 My sister made it. 457 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,620 Okay. 458 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,820 The Kachoris are good, though. 459 00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,500 We got them from Panditji. 460 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,260 The snacks are from Gupta Bhandar. 461 00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:37,900 And the water's from the pot. 462 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,620 You belong to this house, right, dear? 463 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,540 Or have you been imported from somewhere too? 464 00:23:43,060 --> 00:23:44,140 Which one of you is the potential groom? 465 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,700 I am. My name is Luv. 466 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,740 Luv. Such a lovely name. 467 00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:50,780 Thank you. 468 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,020 I'd like to know more about you. 469 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,140 - Can I talk to you, alone? - Why not? 470 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,660 Dear? You're not alone when there are two of you. 471 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,340 You should talk to him, right here, in front of everyone. 472 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,820 No, we're quite modern. 473 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:09,180 And we believe in giving our children their space. 474 00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:10,220 I see. 475 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,980 Luv, you have your aunt's blessings to go. 476 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,700 Yes, son. Take care, okay? 477 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:18,620 Can I say something? 478 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:21,060 Your daughter is so well-behaved. 479 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:23,100 I hope she doesn't mess this up. 480 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,340 Please have something. 481 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:32,140 Oh, sorry. 482 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:36,300 Look, I don't want to marry you. 483 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,780 So, did you invite us here just to enjoy the overly sweet tea? 484 00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:40,420 I still have a lot to do in life. 485 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,940 Fine. You can do whatever you want after we get married. 486 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:45,300 I don't want an arranged marriage, I want a love marriage. 487 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,180 So we'll fall in love first and then get married. 488 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,820 Besides, you're getting married to Luv. 489 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,220 What's your educational qualification? 490 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:52,540 BA (Bachelor of Arts). 491 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:53,860 You've only learned two letters, and that too backwards? 492 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,140 It's an old joke. 493 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,660 I won't waste a new joke on you. 494 00:24:58,180 --> 00:24:59,100 You should give it a try. 495 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:00,860 Do you listen to music? 496 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,100 I like ghazals. 497 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:03,420 That means you've got a lot of free time on your hands. 498 00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:07,340 In this age of 15-second reels, who listens to 8-minute-long ghazals? 499 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,260 Do you drink? 500 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,260 Only at parties. 501 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,620 In other words, when it's free. 502 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,300 Favorite food? 503 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:15,980 I'm a simple guy. I prefer lentils and flatbread. 504 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,180 Lentils and flatbread? 505 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:18,860 So, no progress in life. 506 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,020 Huh? 507 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:21,260 How much do you make a month? 508 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:22,660 75,000! 509 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,060 75,000? 510 00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:25,540 That's kind of like my monthly expenditure. 511 00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,580 The one who came before you used to make 175,000. 512 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:29,660 Sister! 513 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,900 - Sister! - Sister Ishika! 514 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:34,340 Why do all the boys in the locality call you sister? 515 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:36,340 I've rejected them all. 516 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:37,980 So what kind of a husband are you looking for? 517 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:41,100 I want someone who is handsome, 518 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,700 good with words, good at romancing me, 519 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,500 good in action, good at singing songs, and... 520 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,900 So, basically, you want Ajay Devgn. 521 00:25:50,980 --> 00:25:52,700 They are taking too long. 522 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:57,340 She must be torturing him out there. 523 00:25:57,420 --> 00:25:58,740 That reminds me, why don't you have some Kachoris? 524 00:25:59,180 --> 00:26:00,380 I haven't eaten anything. 525 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:01,540 It's good, it's good. 526 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,660 Oh, they are here. 527 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,780 This is great. 528 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,020 I don't like the boy. 529 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,060 What? 530 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:17,100 Come on, Mom, why did you invite such paupers home? 531 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:20,340 They look bad in good clothes and good in bad clothes. 532 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:24,420 They will dirty the soap if they wash their hands with it. 533 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:27,780 Oh wow, we didn't know we had such qualities. 534 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:30,500 You keep quiet. 535 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:31,460 But I didn't say a word. 536 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:32,660 Still, you better keep quiet. 537 00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:33,300 Hey! 538 00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:35,780 Prema, you said she's well-behaved. 539 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,380 But her behavior would give anyone a run for their money. 540 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,780 No, Brother, she... 541 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:41,900 Hey, matchmaker, why don't you meditate? 542 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,020 I think the girl's family is right. 543 00:26:44,140 --> 00:26:44,980 What? 544 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:46,660 But what the boy's family said is also right. 545 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,100 - What nonsense! - What? 546 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:51,140 So the more right one is right. 547 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:53,780 I don't want the Samosa or the Kachori to come out. 548 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:55,860 Bathroom? 549 00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:57,700 He is already ready to eject everything out? 550 00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:58,940 Ms. Supriya, look... 551 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,140 You shouldn't feel bad about this, Mom. 552 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,580 In fact, they should feel bad. 553 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:06,180 They put 5 bucks in a donation plate and pray for millions. 554 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,540 Forget willingly, girls like me wouldn't marry boys like you 555 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,380 even out of helplessness. 556 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,460 Keep quiet. 557 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,260 She doesn't know what she's saying. 558 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,420 Exactly, Mom. 559 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:21,260 I don't understand why, despite me saying so many things, 560 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,860 they didn't feel bad at all. 561 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,300 I think abuses were invented for situations like these. 562 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,340 Why don't you hurl some of those as well? 563 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,140 What? 564 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:29,220 Look, Miss Beauty Queen, 565 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:34,620 just because we're quiet doesn't mean we don't know how to talk back. 566 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:35,820 Then do so. 567 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,220 That's exactly what I'm doing now. 568 00:27:37,380 --> 00:27:39,700 We came here to meet you as a prospective bride. 569 00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:40,740 And just for that. 570 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:42,140 You came to see me, huh? 571 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:43,340 Well, I've seen many like you. 572 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,420 I'd rather regret 573 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:45,980 - than marry someone like him. - Enough. 574 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:47,260 Enough of this nonsense. 575 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:49,620 I won't hear a single word against my family. 576 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:52,780 Even those who don't know what to say don't say that much. 577 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:55,420 Ravana was better than you. He had an attitude because of his knowledge. 578 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,540 You have no knowledge of your attitude. 579 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,820 - Stop your nonsense. - Why? 580 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,540 Do you alone have the license to do that? 581 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,140 No one would give you a second look, 582 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:02,100 forget looking at you as a prospective bride. 583 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,020 Now I'll tell you how you look. 584 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:07,860 You'll face disgrace soon. 585 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:10,420 You'll lose your honor anytime now. 586 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:11,940 If we wipe off your makeup, 587 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:16,860 we'll see such big cracks that I can keep my books in them. 588 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:19,580 And you, why did you get married into this family? 589 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:20,820 Because of the bike. 590 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:21,700 - Huh? - What? 591 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,100 - What did you say? - I meant because of my wife. 592 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:26,020 She's so beautiful. Actually, she's a beauty with brains. 593 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,860 Look, you are... 594 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,060 What should I look at, huh? 595 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,220 Take a good look at yourself first. 596 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,500 I know the tea was bad, but it was still better than you. 597 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,260 I've never regretted drinking alcohol as much as I regretted drinking that tea. 598 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:38,940 Aunty, tell me the truth, is she your daughter or a problem for you? 599 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,980 - Problem. - What? 600 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,140 - Mom! - Yes. 601 00:28:43,340 --> 00:28:44,220 One more thing. 602 00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:47,460 Boys are questioned before the wedding, but why not the girls? 603 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:48,620 What is your educational qualification? 604 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:49,900 - I... - MMA. 605 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:53,140 Why do you girls want everything double? 606 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,180 You always want a dream prince. 607 00:28:55,260 --> 00:28:59,220 You never want a dream cook, electrician, plumber, confectioner, gardener. 608 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:02,900 You dream about princes and marry men like Jethalal. 609 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:04,740 A few more females like you, 610 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:05,580 and we'll have to write 611 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,140 "save yourself from the girl child" instead of "save the girl child". 612 00:29:08,220 --> 00:29:09,260 What else did you ask? Do you drink? 613 00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:12,460 Yes, I drink, I treat others with it, and I also throw liquor parties. 614 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:13,620 What else did you say? 615 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,260 People who listen to ghazals are lonely. 616 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,780 We're not lonely, we have a lot of patience. 617 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:19,860 That's why I've been listening to your nonsense for the past 10 minutes. 618 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,900 Aunty, no matter what kind of girl you get for me, 619 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:24,500 don't get me a girl like her. 620 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:27,500 I'll say yes to her without even seeing her. 621 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,100 - Get out! - Yes, we're leaving. 622 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,180 Forget coming back to this house, we'll never even come back to Bhopal. 623 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:32,940 Who invited you anyway? 624 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:33,620 We are leaving anyway. 625 00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:35,140 - Then leave. Go. - Get lost. 626 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:35,980 - This is my house. - Buzz off. 627 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:36,980 - Leave! - I'm leaving. 628 00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:38,100 - Get out! - Get lost! 629 00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:39,340 Don't show us your face again! Let's go! 630 00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,580 Where are you going? Listen! 631 00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:42,060 - Let's go! - Get lost! Get out of here. 632 00:29:42,140 --> 00:29:43,740 Hey! This happened because of you. 633 00:29:43,820 --> 00:29:45,940 - Come on, Mom... - It's always because of her. 634 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,420 Do you have anything left to say? 635 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,620 Aunty, whenever you get her married, 636 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,660 you should either keep her mouth shut or find her a deaf husband. 637 00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:57,780 Okay? Bye. 638 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,580 I'll find her a deaf husband. 639 00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:05,900 Daughter-in-law! 640 00:30:06,380 --> 00:30:07,340 What are you doing? 641 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,780 - Step back! - Mom, step back from there! 642 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:11,100 Move aside, Dad. 643 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,900 I'm jumping today, no matter what. 644 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:13,820 Back up, now! Back up! 645 00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,340 - Don't stop. Just jump. - No, come down from there! 646 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,700 What are you saying? 647 00:30:17,140 --> 00:30:18,420 Stop it! Don't jump! 648 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,660 That's what I said. Don't stop. Jump already! 649 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:21,700 What are you doing, Mom? 650 00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:22,740 This is just silly. 651 00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,220 I'm done with this life. 652 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:28,180 This is my final decision, and this will be my one last smoke. 653 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:32,060 That's the 22nd guy you've turned down. 654 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,340 Why don't you just get married already? 655 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,860 I can't leave my mom alone, unlike you. 656 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,620 What do you mean you don't want to leave you? 657 00:30:37,980 --> 00:30:41,380 I mean, if I get married, who's going to take care of you then? 658 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,260 As if you're taking care of me now. 659 00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:47,100 I make your morning tea. 660 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:49,860 Say what you want, but I'm not going anywhere, end of story. 661 00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:51,300 Sending brides off is so old-fashioned these days. 662 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:53,220 It's more like shifting now, 663 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:54,660 you know? Shifting things from one place to another. 664 00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:59,220 Daughters these days spend most of their time at their parents' place anyway. 665 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,740 Alright, I'm jumping. 666 00:31:04,820 --> 00:31:05,980 Come on, hurry up! 667 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,580 - Lock that gate up, quick! - They're back! 668 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,540 Why did you come back? 669 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,220 What made you come back? 670 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,420 Grandpa, there's a real mess going on outside. 671 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,260 You always cause a scene wherever you go. 672 00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:28,980 Step back, step back. 673 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,620 Did that girl start a riot or something? 674 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,100 Prema! 675 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:35,020 What's wrong? Prema! 676 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,380 Let's go. 677 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:47,820 Don't let them leave! 678 00:31:48,580 --> 00:31:49,500 Come on, hit it. 679 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:51,180 Hurry up. 680 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:54,700 Move aside, son. 681 00:31:58,940 --> 00:32:00,340 Prem... 682 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,100 Are you okay? 683 00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:18,980 Careful. Take rest. 684 00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:21,500 There has been a big clash between the political parties, 685 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,420 and it's led to riots all over the city. 686 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:25,180 People are protesting by blocking the roads everywhere. 687 00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:27,300 Schools, transport, hotels - 688 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:30,860 everything's been shut down under Section 144. 689 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:34,820 The hotels and guest houses were all closed, 690 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:36,860 so we didn't really have anywhere else to go. 691 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,940 No, you did the right thing by coming here. 692 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:41,660 You can stay here. 693 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:42,940 What do you mean "you can stay here"? 694 00:32:43,460 --> 00:32:45,140 They left like they'd never come back. 695 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,580 We came back because we had no other option. 696 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:47,500 We wouldn't have wasted our time on you otherwise. 697 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,740 No. What are you so proud of, huh? All that attitude... 698 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:50,380 - Just keep quiet. - Dad... 699 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:51,660 - Hey, hey... - I'll... 700 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:54,180 Let me handle this. You just sit here and keep quiet. 701 00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:56,300 Calm down, son. 702 00:32:57,020 --> 00:33:01,300 Look, you should stay here until the riots are over. 703 00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,860 Consider this place as your own home, okay? 704 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:06,220 Dad, did you really have to come here of all places? 705 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,340 Couldn't you find somewhere else? 706 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,140 We came here because we had no choice, son. 707 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,300 Look at your aunt's condition. 708 00:33:11,660 --> 00:33:12,780 We should have just admitted her somewhere. 709 00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:16,740 But where? All the hospitals are closed because of the riots outside. 710 00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,540 If we stay here, we're going to have riots in here too. 711 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,340 Oh no. 712 00:33:21,100 --> 00:33:23,860 This house is like a treasure chest, not your average place. 713 00:33:24,220 --> 00:33:25,420 They are loaded. 714 00:33:25,580 --> 00:33:26,900 And they never lose power supply. 715 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,060 Yeah, that's right. 716 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:30,420 I won't leave until I've robbed this place clean. 717 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:33,340 Come on, my lovely, will you marry me? 718 00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:34,900 What? 719 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,380 I've already given you 15 wedding necklaces. 720 00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:39,100 When? 721 00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:40,180 Hey! 722 00:33:40,740 --> 00:33:42,260 She always hangs up when I ask her to marry me. 723 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,300 There's a 10,000 rupee reward for anyone who helps catch the thief. 724 00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:46,900 Great. 725 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,860 The old guy is reading the news at an age when he should become news. 726 00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:53,340 But who took the thief's picture from the newspaper? 727 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:56,340 Now even if I see him, how am I supposed to recognize him? 728 00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,460 Good morning. 729 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:04,140 There are some details mentioned here. 730 00:34:04,540 --> 00:34:10,020 This thief looks innocent, but he's very smart, cunning and clever. 731 00:34:10,380 --> 00:34:11,900 There's a special thing about him. 732 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:16,860 If he gets less than 10 lakhs, 733 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:22,340 he mercilessly kills the eldest family member. 734 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,300 He kills them mercilessly. 735 00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:27,340 He kills them mercilessly. 736 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,020 I'm the eldest member here. 737 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:32,220 I'm the eldest in this family. 738 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:36,540 I have 7.5 lakhs rupees. 739 00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:40,420 I can't get myself killed for just 2.5 lakhs. 740 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,980 - You're bound to die. - What nonsense! 741 00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,380 No matter what you do. 742 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:45,860 - Death is certain. - What nonsense! 743 00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:48,260 I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to my client. 744 00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:51,300 Jitendra Choudhary, BA LLB LLM. 745 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,500 I'll get him such a harsh sentence that he'll die as soon as he hears about it. 746 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:56,180 Why haven't you sent the cars yet? 747 00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,860 I've already spoken to them at the RTO. 748 00:34:59,020 --> 00:34:59,940 Yes, I've already talked to them. 749 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,980 Send all the cars; it will be taken care of. 750 00:35:03,940 --> 00:35:06,940 Look, please don't mind this, 751 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:10,460 but we can't stay in your house for free anymore. 752 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:15,180 We'd like to contribute to the expenses. 753 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,340 No, you don't need to do that. 754 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:20,260 I have Ishika and Guddi helping me out. 755 00:35:20,340 --> 00:35:23,260 But you do need the help. 756 00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:25,700 I'm ready to help out in the kitchen. 757 00:35:26,060 --> 00:35:27,660 You can cook? 758 00:35:27,740 --> 00:35:33,500 My food is so delicious that people from 8 kilometers away come 759 00:35:33,620 --> 00:35:37,180 to lick it off my fingers. 760 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:40,900 As for cleaning the house... 761 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:46,860 My brother-in-law can clean anything, from the washroom to the commode. 762 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:48,860 What did you say? 763 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:50,020 You want me to clean the house? 764 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:53,260 That's enough humiliation! 765 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:56,780 A man who doesn't even take food from the kitchen on his own 766 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,260 is supposed to clean the toilets here? 767 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,780 A man who has never wiped tears 768 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,220 is supposed to wipe the commodes here? 769 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:09,020 I thought of you as a relative, but you're nothing but a curse. 770 00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:12,300 I deserve some respect, got it! 771 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:13,860 I'm leaving, Brother-in-law. 772 00:36:13,940 --> 00:36:15,740 - Brother-in-law! - Shut up, Brother-in-law! 773 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:20,980 That's good, they at least have someone in their family who feels humiliated. 774 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:23,700 - Ishika! - Come on, Mom. 775 00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:27,260 Look, there's no need to worry. 776 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:29,300 My brother-in-law calms down very quickly. 777 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:32,180 His temper is like a bubbly soda. 778 00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:35,620 Soda. Soda reminds me of alcohol. 779 00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:36,660 Did you say something? 780 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:38,060 No, I'll be right back. 781 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,180 I'll be right back. 782 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:44,340 Ishika, you're responsible for washing everyone's clothes. 783 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:46,660 Ask this prince what he's going to do. 784 00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:47,820 Yes, I'm a prince. 785 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,420 I'll do what I can understand, and I won't do what I can't understand. 786 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,220 Then you won't be able to do anything. 787 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,740 Because you don't understand anything. 788 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:56,700 I think you should go and get groceries from outside. 789 00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:59,300 You don't need to step out when I'm here. 790 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:01,500 Pyare at your service. 791 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,540 I got you the groceries without you even asking. 792 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:06,380 You shouldn't have bothered, Uncle Pyare. 793 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,940 Uninvited guests and unnecessary groceries aren't good for the house. 794 00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,420 Where should I keep these groceries, Brother? 795 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:13,300 Keep them on your head. 796 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:14,540 They will fall. 797 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,300 Don't you know where the kitchen is? 798 00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:17,900 Is this your first time in this house? 799 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:20,700 "Pyare, my dear." 800 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:23,460 Who are they? 801 00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:26,220 Uncle Pyare, they have very limited time left here. 802 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:27,620 They have very limited time left? 803 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,740 - What illness are they suffering from? - Shh. 804 00:37:28,820 --> 00:37:32,540 They came to ask for Ishika's hand in marriage. 805 00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:36,100 Huh? 806 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:39,620 How are you doing? 807 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:41,260 Myself Pyare. 808 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:43,100 And yourself? 809 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:44,780 Myself Prem Kumar. 810 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:47,460 - Luv - And I'm Luv Kumar, Prem Kumar's son. 811 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,900 "Pyare, my dear." 812 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:54,620 Hey, watch it! 813 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,380 Don't worry, it's fine. 814 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:58,180 - Did you get my meds, son-in-law? - Yeah, I got them. 815 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:05,180 Here you go. 816 00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:09,020 How many times do I have to tell you not to keep the bottle there? 817 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,700 It gives me a weird high, you know. 818 00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:13,980 I hide it there to get away from the cops. 819 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:15,740 I want to make sure it's out of the police's reach. 820 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,020 What are you saying? You should enjoy this in a cocktail. 821 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:21,780 When are you finally going to get me married to Ms. Supriya? 822 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:25,340 Let's discuss that when the time is right, okay? 823 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,340 And when's this "right time" going to come, huh? 824 00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:28,300 What if your time is up before that right time comes? 825 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,900 - What are you saying? - What am I saying? 826 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:35,620 I've fed you so much alcohol, you know... 827 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:38,180 If I'd given even half that much to Bhairavnath, 828 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:41,060 I'd already have kids running around my courtyard. 829 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:44,100 You've been calling me son-in-law for the last 8 years. 830 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:45,420 You've been drinking the booze I provide. 831 00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:46,420 But you're not doing anything for me. 832 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,260 You're also making me spend so much money. 833 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:52,140 Speaking of money, do you have 2.5 lakhs rupees? 834 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:53,740 I don't have a penny to spare before I get married. 835 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:56,020 Get us married and I'll hand over the whole of Bhopal to you. 836 00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,020 Got it? 837 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,100 How many times do I have to tell you that 838 00:39:03,460 --> 00:39:06,300 smoking is bad for your health? 839 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:11,180 Life's like a lit cigarette, you know. 840 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:17,500 It's going to end whether you enjoy it or not. 841 00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:19,860 Oh, I see. 842 00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:23,100 By the way, you've picked a really nice boy for Ishika. 843 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:24,140 Yeah, right? 844 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:27,020 I liked him too, but Ishika rejected him. 845 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:32,140 That's why the guys here have a hard time expressing their feelings. 846 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,500 - Huh? - Yes. 847 00:39:33,820 --> 00:39:36,740 I mean, I was thinking 848 00:39:38,340 --> 00:39:42,780 you'd be all alone after Ishika gets married. 849 00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,180 Why? I'll have Grandpa for company. 850 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,180 Grandpa's days are numbered. 851 00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,580 People his age have already died, reincarnated, 852 00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:51,180 - and started going to school again. - Hey, cut it out. 853 00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:57,420 I was just thinking...what happens to you after Grandpa's gone? 854 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:00,100 I'll still have you, won't I? 855 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,100 Tell me, why haven't you gotten married yet? 856 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:07,940 I'm working on it. 857 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:12,780 Once I can add a couple of inches to my height, I'll get more confidence. 858 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:16,300 And once I have that confidence, I'll talk to this girl. 859 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,460 Really? Yeah? 860 00:40:18,420 --> 00:40:19,500 Who's this girl? 861 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:22,020 You... know her. 862 00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:23,980 Seriously? 863 00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,700 Don't worry, 864 00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:29,420 you'll be the first to know once I get that confidence boost. 865 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,100 "Pyare, my dear." 866 00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:36,340 What are you doing here, Uncle? 867 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,900 I've been looking all over for you. 868 00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,540 Everyone's waiting for you for dinner. 869 00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,340 Are you still mad at me? 870 00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,580 I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at your dad. 871 00:40:48,380 --> 00:40:49,380 Do you hate him that much? 872 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:54,460 Do I hate him? I hate him so much that if I could legally commit seven murders, 873 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:56,420 I'd kill him seven times. 874 00:40:56,940 --> 00:40:57,980 But what did Dad do that's so bad? 875 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,460 What did he do, you ask? 876 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:09,700 There's a moon up in the sky, and there's one right here with me too. 877 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:15,260 I've saved every last drop of my love 878 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,100 - just for you. - Really? 879 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:21,220 Come on, let's just drown in it. 880 00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:24,980 - Come here, you. - Oh, my, my! 881 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:28,260 Your legs are so smooth, you know. 882 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:33,100 I massaged your legs and your whole body just blushed. 883 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:39,940 My darling, let's turn this double bed into a single one, huh? 884 00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:43,140 I get it, I get it. 885 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:44,940 You're feeling shy, aren't you? 886 00:41:45,460 --> 00:41:48,220 Okay, fine, I'll close my eyes then. 887 00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,100 I won't open them till... 888 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:52,860 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 889 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,340 This is amazing, isn't it? 890 00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,940 You got goosebumps standing up like little mustaches 891 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,460 the moment I touched you. 892 00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,300 It happens, no big deal. 893 00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:02,300 This is our first night together. 894 00:42:02,340 --> 00:42:03,700 - I'm coming, baby. - Come here. 895 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:04,780 You come closer too. 896 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:08,980 - Hey darling... - Yeah? 897 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:10,940 April fool! 898 00:42:13,700 --> 00:42:16,940 April fool in December? Really? 899 00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:19,660 Damn you! 900 00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:21,700 Such a big betrayal! 901 00:42:22,260 --> 00:42:26,620 Prem won the bet that night, but he lost me in the process. 902 00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:30,100 Now whenever I try to get intimate with your aunt, 903 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:33,180 I end up seeing your dad's face instead. 904 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,460 It totally kills the mood. 905 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:39,700 He's ruined all the romance in my life. 906 00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:45,100 Not fair, Uncle. Enjoying breakfast all by yourself, are you? 907 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,420 I was starving. 908 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:47,140 Let me see your face. 909 00:42:47,220 --> 00:42:48,100 - Come on, show me. - Why? 910 00:42:48,260 --> 00:42:48,900 Did you swallow a knife or something? 911 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:49,740 - Your face is bleeding! - Sit down, sit down. 912 00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,420 Good that you showed up. 913 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:51,340 I wanted to ask you something. 914 00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:52,220 - Go ahead, ask. - Tell me, 915 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:53,820 how exactly are you related to this family, anyway? 916 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:56,780 Hmm? 917 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,620 I'll go wash my hands. 918 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,460 Come on, you can wash them after you eat. 919 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,180 So how are you related to this family? 920 00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:03,420 I'm close to this family. 921 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,020 Explain. 922 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,260 We're distant relatives. 923 00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:07,180 - How distant? - Very distant. 924 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:08,180 No, really, how distant? 925 00:43:08,260 --> 00:43:09,300 I'm related to the girl's dad's paternal uncle's 926 00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:10,860 maternal uncle's aunt's husband's brother. 927 00:43:14,020 --> 00:43:15,100 Get it? Or do I need to repeat that? 928 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:17,140 No, I don't think I need to understand all that. 929 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,540 What does who think what now? 930 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:19,940 Who's trying to explain what to whom? 931 00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,580 It's nothing, I was just talking to Jugnu. 932 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,020 About what? 933 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:26,260 Nothing, we were just discussing our relationship. 934 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:29,260 I too am confused about what a relationship is. 935 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:30,620 Oh boy. 936 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:31,820 Give him some water. 937 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,780 I'm fine, thank you. 938 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:36,740 - Are you sure you're okay? - Yeah, I'm good. 939 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,220 - A relationship, you ask? - Hmm. 940 00:43:39,940 --> 00:43:41,500 Well, it's about love, you know. 941 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:44,020 It gives you a sense of belonging. 942 00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:45,700 - Okay, got it. - Yes. - Do you think I'm stupid or something? 943 00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:47,380 Do you think I can't see through this? 944 00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:49,260 You want to tell the truth or should I? 945 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:51,300 I'll say it. 946 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:57,540 Actually, I'm not doing this of my own free will. 947 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,420 - I see. - I'm helpless. 948 00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,380 Grandpa, I'm not what I seem. 949 00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:04,300 Hmm. Huh? 950 00:44:04,660 --> 00:44:07,620 - And I'm actually a very famous-- - Speak up! 951 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:09,420 I'm not... Is this loud enough for you? 952 00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:10,540 Yes. 953 00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,420 I'm not what I seem. 954 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:14,580 I'm a very famous-- 955 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:15,660 Wait, wait, wait. 956 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:16,780 Don't interrupt me. 957 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,380 I'm on the phone here. 958 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,340 Why can't I hear you? I've been trying for so long to... 959 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:28,500 Everyone is hereby informed that 960 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:32,700 there's a 2-hour break in the curfew. 961 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,780 You all can go out and get your daily necessities, then head back home. 962 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:36,780 How is it going? 963 00:44:37,060 --> 00:44:37,940 Where have you been, Bhagwan? 964 00:44:38,020 --> 00:44:42,020 I went to supply groceries at Imperial Heights, Pyare. 965 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,260 You had sent me there, remember? 966 00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,860 It is such a big tower. 967 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:48,900 If you look at it from the roof, everyone down there looks tiny, like you. 968 00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:52,580 Keep talking trash and you'll meet the big guy upstairs real soon. 969 00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:54,940 Come on, you know you love me. 970 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,380 But you have to start paying attention to your height now. 971 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,780 Your height is so small, that if you drop your phone, it'll never break. 972 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:03,700 How do I get taller, huh? 973 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:05,220 Where's that big black cardamom? 974 00:45:05,700 --> 00:45:07,580 Straight ahead and right, go get it. 975 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:09,460 He wants the "big" black cardamom! 976 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:12,100 You see that? People always want the big stuff, 977 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:13,180 even for something small like a cardamom. 978 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,140 How do I grow taller, huh? 979 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:19,780 I've even tried giraffe fritters and bamboo kebabs, but they don't help. 980 00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:22,260 In fact, I ended up with diarrhea like ten times. 981 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:25,460 After a certain age, no matter what meds you take, it just isn't happening. 982 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:26,540 I didn't quite get you. 983 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:27,620 Let me explain. 984 00:45:28,540 --> 00:45:29,460 Here. 985 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:32,700 Explain. 986 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:37,500 Hey bro, this list is taller than you! 987 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:41,100 You better get those groceries out, or I'll kick your tiny butt. 988 00:45:43,420 --> 00:45:44,940 What do I say, Luv? 989 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:48,460 I'm in such a bad state that when I pass by a mutton shop, 990 00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,500 the customers ask for "big" pieces. 991 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,460 Don't worry about it. 992 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:55,820 Look, almost every big shot in the world has had a short height. 993 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:56,580 Really? 994 00:45:56,660 --> 00:46:01,380 Sachin Tendulkar, Aamir Khan, Hitler, Napoleon, Duggu Gupta. 995 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,420 - Yeah. - They still ruled the world, though. 996 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,500 Who is Duggu Gupta? I've never heard of him in history. 997 00:46:06,740 --> 00:46:08,100 He's from the neighborhood. 998 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:10,940 He's small, but he's done big things. 999 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,420 - Yes. - You're a really interesting guy, 1000 00:46:13,500 --> 00:46:14,460 you know that? 1001 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:16,140 Do you drink? 1002 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,940 Pour me a 90ml too, will you? 1003 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:23,300 Stay back, Pyare, or you might just fall into the glass. 1004 00:46:23,380 --> 00:46:24,180 Shut up, man. 1005 00:46:24,260 --> 00:46:26,220 Tell me, 1006 00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:30,540 why did you refuse to marry Ishika? 1007 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:35,220 You won't find a girl like Ishika anywhere in Bhopal, you know. 1008 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:38,740 Nobody wants something that can't be found in the whole city. 1009 00:46:39,060 --> 00:46:40,700 No, no, you're wrong. 1010 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:45,140 I agree that Ishika talks a lot, 1011 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:48,380 but she's really soft on the inside. 1012 00:46:49,460 --> 00:46:52,540 Even though she looks as hard as a coconut on the outside. 1013 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:53,940 I kind of feel like cracking that coconut open. 1014 00:46:54,020 --> 00:46:56,580 Let's not talk about breaking things, alright? 1015 00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:58,740 You just didn't understand her. 1016 00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:04,580 Ishika doesn't want to leave her mom alone, 1017 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:08,660 that's why she turns down potential grooms. 1018 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:21,180 Heed my advice and marry Ishika. 1019 00:47:24,260 --> 00:47:28,100 You're the only one in this neighborhood who wants me to get married. 1020 00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:30,180 What's going on here? 1021 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:34,700 Luv, he's got Supriya not just on the shop board, 1022 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,460 but etched in his heart too. 1023 00:47:37,340 --> 00:47:40,580 Cut it out. He's let the cat out of the bag. 1024 00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:42,980 You love Ms. Supriya? 1025 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:44,900 You still haven't said "I love you" to her? 1026 00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:50,220 I'm scared to even say I see her, and you're asking if I said I love you? 1027 00:47:50,540 --> 00:47:52,900 Ms. Supriya has been my childhood love. 1028 00:47:55,340 --> 00:47:56,860 She was a few years older than me in school. 1029 00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:00,020 I had just started falling for her 1030 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:07,780 when her scumbag classmate ruined it. 1031 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,500 "Pyare, my dear." 1032 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:16,700 Ever since then, my life has been all about Ms. Supriya. 1033 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:19,500 You're the only one who can help me out. 1034 00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,700 I'll definitely help you out. 1035 00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:25,580 You take the daughter, I'll take the mother. 1036 00:48:26,140 --> 00:48:27,660 Let's drink to that! 1037 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,780 Let's drink to that! 1038 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,940 You are drunk? In my house? 1039 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,060 Have some shame, man. 1040 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:54,540 I like to drink just like your mom likes to smoke. 1041 00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:55,820 What's the problem with that? 1042 00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:58,740 Keep it down, everyone's sleeping inside. 1043 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:00,900 What a mess! 1044 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:03,460 Come on, let me take you to your room. 1045 00:49:03,540 --> 00:49:05,540 No, no, no. I'm not that kind of a guy. 1046 00:49:05,660 --> 00:49:07,660 Before marriage... it's wrong. 1047 00:49:08,540 --> 00:49:09,500 Huh? 1048 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,940 Listen up, Einstein, I'm talking about taking you to your room. 1049 00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:15,260 This is the problem with you middle-class boys. 1050 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,820 You don't know how to talk to girls. 1051 00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:21,020 You know better about the middle class, huh? 1052 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:25,260 We middle-class guys can't afford an iPhone 1053 00:49:26,780 --> 00:49:32,300 because that money can cover our sister's education. 1054 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,780 We have no fashion sense. 1055 00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:37,380 Nope, no fashion sense. 1056 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:43,300 Our style is just matching 1057 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:46,340 white with white, and black with black. 1058 00:49:48,060 --> 00:49:52,140 Our life is stuck between having a lot and just scraping by. 1059 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,140 Sometimes a lot, sometimes too little. 1060 00:49:56,540 --> 00:49:57,700 Are you done with your lecture? 1061 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:58,740 Let's go inside now. 1062 00:49:58,980 --> 00:49:59,820 Come on. 1063 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,620 You kissed me! 1064 00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,820 You kissed me! 1065 00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:08,460 No, I didn't kiss you. 1066 00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:10,700 Your cheeks were just this close. 1067 00:50:11,820 --> 00:50:13,540 They attracted my lips towards them. 1068 00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:19,500 If you don't want it, then give it back. 1069 00:50:32,300 --> 00:50:35,020 "Love creates great lovers, like Ranjhas and Mirzas," 1070 00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:37,900 "Love can teach you how to love," 1071 00:50:38,140 --> 00:50:40,820 "It makes you go crazy," 1072 00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:43,580 "This magic of love," 1073 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:46,580 "It makes everything colorful," 1074 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:49,420 "You're coated in its shades," 1075 00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:55,860 "Such is the hue of love, bae." 1076 00:50:56,340 --> 00:51:01,780 "I always pray," 1077 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:07,300 "Just for you, my dear." 1078 00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:10,020 "I have fallen," 1079 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,900 "I have fallen in love with you, from the bottom of my heart," 1080 00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:18,580 "Listen to the secrets of my life, sweetheart." 1081 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,980 "I'll become a recluse," 1082 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:27,020 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1083 00:51:27,300 --> 00:51:30,060 "I'll become a recluse," 1084 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:33,380 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1085 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:39,140 "I'll become a recluse," 1086 00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:46,940 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1087 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:48,820 What is going on, huh? 1088 00:51:48,940 --> 00:51:50,700 Looks like someone's been pampering Luv a lot lately. 1089 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:52,820 Luv? 1090 00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,220 I mean the lovebirds. 1091 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:55,500 Yeah, so what's new about that? 1092 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:56,740 I do this every day. 1093 00:51:57,540 --> 00:52:00,460 What's new is that I've noticed 1094 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:01,980 how you've been hovering over Luv like a bird these days. 1095 00:52:02,940 --> 00:52:03,900 That's not it. 1096 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,220 I'm your elder sister. 1097 00:52:05,740 --> 00:52:08,060 I can listen to your silence and know what's in your heart. 1098 00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:09,580 You are in love. 1099 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:13,300 Not yet, but it'll definitely happen if you keep saying it. 1100 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:15,380 Hey, listen! Where are you going? 1101 00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:23,420 "I'll become a recluse," 1102 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:28,580 "Your footsteps bring springtime's glow," 1103 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:34,020 "Seeing you brings peace, you know" 1104 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:36,940 "Your presence, my love," 1105 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:43,220 "Your presence makes me feel like the king of the world, my dove," 1106 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,740 "I have fallen," 1107 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:48,660 "I have fallen in love with you, from the bottom of my heart," 1108 00:52:49,020 --> 00:52:54,340 "Listen to the secrets of my life, sweetheart." 1109 00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:59,980 "I'll become a recluse," 1110 00:53:00,180 --> 00:53:02,900 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1111 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:05,700 "I'll become a recluse," 1112 00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:08,820 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1113 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:15,020 "I'll become a recluse," 1114 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:22,860 "I'll become a recluse if I can't have your love," 1115 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:28,700 Thank you very much. 1116 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:30,780 Thank you for what, Uncle? 1117 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:34,580 Thank you because I'm really happy to see that 1118 00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:38,540 you and Luv are getting along well and staying together. 1119 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:40,300 I'm glad all the fights have been resolved. 1120 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,540 You and Ishika used to fight so much, remember? 1121 00:53:44,300 --> 00:53:46,100 But now you're living together so peacefully, right? 1122 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:48,180 That would be wonderful 1123 00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:53,100 if we could all stay together as one big happy family. 1124 00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:54,660 Of course, Uncle. 1125 00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:56,860 You know, you should start calling me Mom 1126 00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,180 - instead of Aunty now. - Okay, Mom. 1127 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:05,060 You should start calling me Dad instead of Uncle. 1128 00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,460 Sure thing, Dad. 1129 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,380 - "I'll..." - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1130 00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,660 "Thief! Thief!" 1131 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,260 After you, Rangoli. 1132 00:54:22,860 --> 00:54:24,020 "Thief! Thief!" 1133 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:26,580 "A thief is here, watch out!" 1134 00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:28,660 "A thief is here, watch out!" 1135 00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:30,820 "He looks innocent, but he schemes." 1136 00:54:30,900 --> 00:54:32,900 "He is not what he seems." 1137 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,940 "A thief is here, watch out!" 1138 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:36,980 "A thief is here, watch out!" 1139 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:38,860 Jugnu? 1140 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:40,580 "Thief! Thief!" 1141 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:42,460 How did they end up with you? 1142 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:43,620 They ended up with me by mistake. 1143 00:54:44,140 --> 00:54:45,540 Wait, how did they all get bent like that? 1144 00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:46,660 What are these things anyway? 1145 00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,580 Keys. 1146 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:50,180 I know they're keys. 1147 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,620 But why do you carry them around with you? 1148 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,020 It's just a childhood thing. I've always wanted to have them with me. 1149 00:54:54,540 --> 00:54:56,780 A man didn't sleep all night because of them! 1150 00:54:57,060 --> 00:54:58,060 - What? - Nothing. 1151 00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:00,100 Go on dangle them around your waist and go roam around. 1152 00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:02,220 They look kind of cool that way. 1153 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:03,460 Crazy woman. 1154 00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,260 We have some good news for you. 1155 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:06,620 The curfew under Section 144 has been lifted 1156 00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,900 - because the riots have calmed down. - Listen! 1157 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,420 From tomorrow, everything is going to be back to normal. 1158 00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:13,140 - Buses, trains, transport... - Hey, mister, 1159 00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:14,740 your daughter's calling you. 1160 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:18,140 What? She's my wife, not my daughter. 1161 00:55:18,820 --> 00:55:22,700 There's a big age gap between you two. 1162 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,900 What kind of pills do you take? What mantras do you chant? 1163 00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:29,540 What black magic spell did you use in your old age, 1164 00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,460 that you're going around with a new, fresh wife? 1165 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,500 Hey! 1166 00:55:32,540 --> 00:55:34,500 Come on, please tell me. Please! 1167 00:55:34,860 --> 00:55:36,940 The first time I saw her, I just fell in love. 1168 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:39,380 The second time we got together, we got married. 1169 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:41,580 You shouldn't take too long to express your love 1170 00:55:42,140 --> 00:55:43,300 or you'll just grow old waiting. 1171 00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:45,660 You all done there, sweetheart? 1172 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,580 "Pyare, my dear." 1173 00:55:58,380 --> 00:56:00,940 "Pyare, O' Pyare." 1174 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:16,620 Listen, I have something I want to tell you today. 1175 00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:19,460 But please, don't turn around, okay? 1176 00:56:20,540 --> 00:56:22,900 Because if I look into your eyes, 1177 00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:25,740 I won't be able to say those three special words 1178 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:28,220 I've been trying to say for the past 30 years. 1179 00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:30,900 That's why I want to say it from behind you. 1180 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,340 I love you. 1181 00:56:37,180 --> 00:56:38,460 I love you, Supriya. 1182 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:41,460 What's this I'm hearing? 1183 00:56:41,540 --> 00:56:47,060 The truth that's been in my heart, my mind, and on the tip of my tongue. 1184 00:56:47,340 --> 00:56:48,420 I can't believe it. 1185 00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:50,060 Yeah, me neither. 1186 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:54,300 I mean, I've been bringing you a rose every day, but today, 1187 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,620 I've got a rose to propose with and a ring too - 1188 00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:00,540 one I got made with my very first paycheck. 1189 00:57:00,860 --> 00:57:03,180 Tell me something, I want to know the truth. 1190 00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:06,300 Do you really love me too? 1191 00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:07,900 Do you want to marry me? 1192 00:57:08,140 --> 00:57:11,180 If your answer is yes, then don't turn around. 1193 00:57:14,140 --> 00:57:15,100 Don't turn around. 1194 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:18,900 Don't turn around. 1195 00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:23,900 Don't turn around! 1196 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:26,780 Yes! 1197 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:34,820 Great! Awesome arrangement, right? 1198 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:36,820 It's Supriya's birthday. 1199 00:57:37,060 --> 00:57:38,300 It's such a joyous occasion. 1200 00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:39,260 Hey! Yes! 1201 00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,380 Come here. 1202 00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:42,700 Keep this child over there. 1203 00:57:43,540 --> 00:57:44,860 Bhagwan! 1204 00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,700 Yes, Pyare? 1205 00:57:48,460 --> 00:57:50,140 Have you got the wedding invites printed yet? 1206 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:51,900 Yes, bro. 1207 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:52,900 What about my wedding dress? 1208 00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:58,500 It's so beautiful, you won't even want to take it off on your wedding night. 1209 00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:01,340 Of course, I won't. I'll freeze otherwise. 1210 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:03,220 Oh yeah, that reminds me, 1211 00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:06,460 I booked you a two-day, 1212 00:58:06,540 --> 00:58:09,660 eight-night honeymoon package. 1213 00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:11,300 Two days and eight nights? What's that all about? 1214 00:58:11,380 --> 00:58:12,820 Come on, man! 1215 00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:14,860 If you stay awake for eight nights, 1216 00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:17,020 you're bound to sleep for two days, 1217 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,540 - right? - Great thinking! 1218 00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,860 Go and check all the arrangements. 1219 00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:24,140 Eight nights and two days! 1220 00:58:26,460 --> 00:58:27,380 Pyare! 1221 00:58:29,020 --> 00:58:30,180 - Pyare, my son-in-law... - Yes? 1222 00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:32,060 What's the update on the 2.5 lakhs I asked you for? 1223 00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:34,100 Grandpa, you'll have to be patient. 1224 00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:36,300 Today, I'll give you 5 instead of 2.5 lakhs. 1225 00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:39,500 As soon as she cuts the cake, I'll write you a check. 1226 00:58:39,740 --> 00:58:40,660 - Seriously? - Yes. 1227 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:44,220 You'll be known as the greatest son-in-law ever. 1228 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,540 I can see the future. 1229 00:58:51,020 --> 00:58:52,500 You shouldn't come up to me like this, so suddenly. 1230 00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:54,180 Why? What happened? 1231 00:58:54,300 --> 00:58:55,740 I memorized a poem for you, you know. 1232 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,180 But I forgot it as soon as I saw you. 1233 00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:00,860 You can forget all you want now. 1234 00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,860 But you have to promise me one thing - 1235 00:59:04,020 --> 00:59:05,420 you won't forget anything once we're married. 1236 00:59:07,380 --> 00:59:11,060 No matter how full you are, you'll always eat with me. 1237 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:17,940 No matter how sleepy you feel, you'll sleep facing me. 1238 00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:20,780 No matter how tired you are from work, 1239 00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,780 you'll still spend time with me. 1240 00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:31,540 If your wife's upset, you'll comfort her like a friend. 1241 00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:36,900 And if your friend's upset, you'll tolerate her tantrums like a husband. 1242 00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:40,340 And the most important thing is, 1243 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,220 you'll never sacrifice your own happiness for my sake. 1244 00:59:46,180 --> 00:59:50,500 You know, I thought I never had a love line in my hand. 1245 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:54,300 But today, I realized that love doesn't exist in the hand, 1246 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:56,220 it exists in your company. 1247 00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:00,580 Happy birthday, Ms. Supriya. 1248 01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:01,700 Happy birthday, Ms. Supriya. 1249 01:00:02,260 --> 01:00:03,340 Happy birthday. 1250 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,980 My mother-in-law's looking so happy today, isn't she? 1251 01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:23,700 Yeah, today, on her birthday, 1252 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:26,300 we're going to give her the biggest gift of her life. 1253 01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:28,940 - We'll surprise Dad. - Yes. 1254 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:36,100 Today, on my birthday, I want to share something with all of you. 1255 01:00:38,020 --> 01:00:42,500 I want to introduce you to someone who's been with me since we were kids 1256 01:00:43,380 --> 01:00:44,660 and is still by my side. 1257 01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:53,620 He's super simple, honest, and lovely. 1258 01:00:56,860 --> 01:01:00,860 And our friendship has now blossomed into love. 1259 01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:25,500 Wonderful! 1260 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,340 There's no one greater than God, 1261 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:33,540 and if God decides to unite two people, then He makes it happen. 1262 01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:38,140 Just like a thirsty person finds a source of water, 1263 01:01:38,940 --> 01:01:42,500 love too finds love on its own. 1264 01:01:45,980 --> 01:01:51,660 If I hadn't seen our childhood photos in an album at Supriya's place, 1265 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:56,340 I would've never realized she was my childhood sweetheart. 1266 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:04,180 You and I were in the same school. 1267 01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:11,100 We used to share the same lunch box. 1268 01:02:14,140 --> 01:02:16,020 "Pyare, you poor thing." 1269 01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,820 "Pyare, O' Pyare." 1270 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,820 And now, we're going to get married and come together as one. 1271 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,260 'You should start calling me Dad instead of Uncle.' 1272 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:30,340 'You should start calling me Mom instead of Aunty now.' 1273 01:02:31,620 --> 01:02:33,820 Ms. Supu, I love you. 1274 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,060 I love you too. 1275 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,660 "Pyare, you poor thing." 1276 01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,900 You're a very lucky guy, son. 1277 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,420 You just got a new mom and a new sister, all at once. 1278 01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,700 Buzz off. 1279 01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:00,860 (Rap song) 1280 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:03,380 (Rap song) 1281 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,620 (Rap song) 1282 01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:07,500 (Rap song) 1283 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:21,940 "Baby, you'll apply henna of my name on your hands for me, won't you?" 1284 01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:26,700 "And wear those pretty red bangles too." 1285 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:35,900 "Baby, you'll apply henna of my name on your hands for me, won't you?" 1286 01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:40,540 "And wear those pretty red bangles too." 1287 01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:45,220 "I'll come to your yard with a wedding band in tow," 1288 01:03:45,340 --> 01:03:49,780 "I'll put you in a palanquin and take you with me, you know." 1289 01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:54,540 "From the day I saw you, I fell in love with you," 1290 01:03:56,260 --> 01:04:00,860 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1291 01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:05,420 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1292 01:04:05,660 --> 01:04:10,100 "My heart's eagerly awaiting our wedding vows to seal," 1293 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:15,660 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1294 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:36,500 "Get me diamond earrings, pretty please," 1295 01:04:36,580 --> 01:04:38,700 "And some golden bangles to match with ease." 1296 01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:43,140 "For I like to dress up only for you, my only love," 1297 01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:50,340 "Get me diamond earrings, pretty please," 1298 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:52,660 "And some golden bangles to match with ease." 1299 01:04:52,740 --> 01:04:57,340 "For I like to dress up only for you, my only love," 1300 01:04:57,460 --> 01:05:01,860 "I'll fulfill your every wish, " 1301 01:05:02,020 --> 01:05:06,580 "The stars and the moon, I'll lay them at your feet." 1302 01:05:06,740 --> 01:05:11,340 "I can't take my eyes off your lovely face, my dear," 1303 01:05:12,980 --> 01:05:17,500 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1304 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:22,140 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1305 01:05:22,260 --> 01:05:26,700 "My heart's eagerly awaiting our wedding vows to seal," 1306 01:05:26,860 --> 01:05:32,420 "My love, I'm all set with a palanquin to take you with me for real." 1307 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:44,780 How am I supposed to face everyone in court? 1308 01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:46,100 What's this society going to say, huh? 1309 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:47,780 I came here to get my sister-in-law married, 1310 01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:49,220 and ended up getting my mother-in-law married instead? 1311 01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:52,180 People are going to point fingers at me. 1312 01:05:53,420 --> 01:05:54,780 My son is gone. 1313 01:05:55,780 --> 01:05:57,420 And the truth is, 1314 01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:02,220 my daughter-in-law didn't just give me a place in her house, 1315 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:04,460 she also took care of me like her own daughter. 1316 01:06:04,820 --> 01:06:07,820 No one says anything when you get married young, right? 1317 01:06:08,100 --> 01:06:11,020 But now, when you want to get married at an older age, 1318 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:14,980 even the mutes are objecting to this wedding in writing! 1319 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:18,220 There's no perfect age to get married! 1320 01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,860 You've lost your mind. 1321 01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:20,780 No, no, no. 1322 01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:23,340 I haven't lost my mind, I've actually found it. 1323 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:24,700 Just try to understand. 1324 01:06:25,060 --> 01:06:26,900 She's my childhood sweetheart. 1325 01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:28,980 You're acting so childish in your old age. 1326 01:06:29,060 --> 01:06:29,980 You hardly have anything left. 1327 01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,580 Quiet, everyone. 1328 01:06:32,140 --> 01:06:34,540 Prem, my brother, your sister is with you. 1329 01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:35,940 Here's the thing, 1330 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:39,340 those who want to attend this wedding can stay, 1331 01:06:39,420 --> 01:06:41,900 and those who don't can leave. 1332 01:06:43,620 --> 01:06:45,980 Hey, do you have a problem with this marriage? 1333 01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:48,820 No, I was just going to make some tea. 1334 01:06:48,980 --> 01:06:51,940 You have the worst timing! 1335 01:06:52,540 --> 01:06:53,620 Enough! 1336 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:57,940 You'll have to go over my dead body to arrange this marriage. 1337 01:06:59,060 --> 01:07:01,340 No, I think he's on a Bluetooth call. 1338 01:07:01,780 --> 01:07:03,220 I'm not talking to anyone. 1339 01:07:03,300 --> 01:07:05,260 This time, I'm talking to you all. 1340 01:07:05,340 --> 01:07:07,460 All her life, my mother took care of everyone. 1341 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,460 She looked after the business, 1342 01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:09,380 she went through so much hardship. 1343 01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:13,380 And now, when it's her turn to be happy, you're saying all this? 1344 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:15,580 "Society will say this and that!" 1345 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,940 Society also points fingers at those who don't stand up to them. 1346 01:07:19,020 --> 01:07:20,500 You're absolutely right. 1347 01:07:20,780 --> 01:07:23,660 What would you do if she had eloped with Prem? 1348 01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:24,500 Dad! 1349 01:07:24,580 --> 01:07:26,380 I'm just saying. 1350 01:07:27,220 --> 01:07:29,500 They'll get married... 1351 01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:31,860 and that is my last wish. 1352 01:07:32,260 --> 01:07:34,540 I mean that is my final decision. 1353 01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:38,180 Ishika, this is the first time I've fallen in love with someone. 1354 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:39,380 And that someone is you. 1355 01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,820 What, you think 1356 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:42,340 I fall in love every day or something? 1357 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:44,300 I love you too, Luv. 1358 01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:47,500 But when I see Mom's love, 1359 01:07:48,340 --> 01:07:49,580 mine looks so pale in comparison. 1360 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:51,900 Our love isn't pale, their life is. 1361 01:07:51,980 --> 01:07:52,660 They're past their prime years, 1362 01:07:52,740 --> 01:07:53,700 while we still have our whole lives ahead of us. 1363 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:55,180 They'll get married no matter what! 1364 01:07:55,260 --> 01:07:57,140 Why don't you get it, Ishika? 1365 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:58,580 My dad's a total pervert. 1366 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,060 He gets way too close to his female friends. 1367 01:08:01,140 --> 01:08:02,380 They become so comfortable with 1368 01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:04,140 each other that when those women fight with their husbands, 1369 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:06,100 they come to him instead of going to their own parents. 1370 01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:08,020 But my mom's not like that, Luv. 1371 01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,340 She only loves your dad. 1372 01:08:11,460 --> 01:08:13,180 I've seen her laugh a lot, 1373 01:08:14,020 --> 01:08:15,580 but this is the first time I've seen her truly happy. 1374 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:18,540 But my dad's happy with every other woman. 1375 01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:20,260 He's so old, his biscuit would melt even 1376 01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:22,380 if you dipped it in a cold cup of tea. 1377 01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:24,900 You'll probably find him snoozing on his wedding night. 1378 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:25,700 And in nine months, 1379 01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:27,100 they won't have a baby, they'll have a fight. 1380 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,180 You can bad mouth your dad all you want, 1381 01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:30,460 but they're getting married, no matter what. 1382 01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:33,100 Okay, then I'll tell everyone we love each other 1383 01:08:33,180 --> 01:08:34,340 and we want to get married. 1384 01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:35,900 Luv, if you do that, 1385 01:08:35,980 --> 01:08:38,500 then whether or not Mom and Dad get married, we certainly won't. 1386 01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:39,700 Listen to me, Ishika. 1387 01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:41,500 Hey! 1388 01:08:41,580 --> 01:08:42,940 Ishika, what about my love? 1389 01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:02,940 Pyare, my son, 1390 01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:06,020 come and have some sweets. 1391 01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:08,460 I'll have some, but after I kill someone first. 1392 01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:09,620 What are you saying, son? 1393 01:09:09,700 --> 01:09:11,260 "What are you saying, huh, son?" 1394 01:09:11,340 --> 01:09:12,860 Why, you won't call me son-in-law today? 1395 01:09:13,300 --> 01:09:14,900 Why would Dad call you son-in-law? 1396 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,100 Hey! 1397 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:19,020 No one should interfere today. 1398 01:09:19,060 --> 01:09:22,860 Otherwise, there will be bloodshed. 1399 01:09:22,900 --> 01:09:26,700 Old man, I used to get you alcohol 1400 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:29,420 from places my hands couldn't even reach. 1401 01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:33,980 The thing is, when they want to get married willingly, 1402 01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:35,700 what can I do, huh? 1403 01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:37,420 "What can I do!" 1404 01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:41,380 And what haven't I done to be your son-in-law, huh? 1405 01:09:41,460 --> 01:09:43,460 I carried gas cylinders for you. 1406 01:09:43,900 --> 01:09:45,740 I cleaned the cobwebs! 1407 01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,500 I plastered and painted this place hanging from a rope! 1408 01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:50,140 I even cleaned the gutters! 1409 01:09:50,260 --> 01:09:53,380 If I had worked half as much for my country, 1410 01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:55,860 they'd have honored me with a national holiday. 1411 01:09:55,940 --> 01:09:58,980 Pyare, let me pay you back for everything you've done for us. 1412 01:09:59,060 --> 01:10:00,420 I don't want any payments today. 1413 01:10:00,540 --> 01:10:01,900 Today, I'm here to pierce you with this! 1414 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,580 - Don't do that. - Wait a minute. 1415 01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:06,020 Pyare, why do you want to hurt Dad? 1416 01:10:06,060 --> 01:10:08,620 Because he's a sinner! 1417 01:10:08,740 --> 01:10:12,620 He kept calling me son-in-law and kept... 1418 01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,140 Yes, yes. 1419 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:15,820 He kept fooling me. 1420 01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:17,900 Why didn't you tell me about this? 1421 01:10:19,540 --> 01:10:20,980 I didn't hide anything. 1422 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:22,340 It's all out in the open. 1423 01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:23,900 Haven't you seen my general store? 1424 01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:27,140 It has "Priya General Store" written on it in big, bold letters. 1425 01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:29,020 It's inspired by your name! 1426 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,580 Pyare, I always thought of you as a little... 1427 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,020 Stop! 1428 01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:36,420 If you say another word, 1429 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:40,060 I'll chop off your tongue and then kill myself. 1430 01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:42,100 Hey, who gave him a kid's sword? 1431 01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:44,220 Who are you calling a kid, huh? 1432 01:10:45,020 --> 01:10:46,260 I'm on a Bluetooth call, Brother. 1433 01:10:46,380 --> 01:10:48,860 Listen up, you Phone Booth. 1434 01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:52,780 I'll chop your ear off and put it in your hand with your Bluetooth. 1435 01:10:52,860 --> 01:10:53,900 Your call is terminated. 1436 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:55,220 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 1437 01:10:55,300 --> 01:10:56,940 Please calm down. Give me that sword. 1438 01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:59,900 Hey! Forget the sword and think about your skirt. 1439 01:10:59,980 --> 01:11:01,660 Come here, come here quickly. 1440 01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:04,300 Pyare, my friend, you look upset. 1441 01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:05,780 Don't call me your friend, Prem. 1442 01:11:05,860 --> 01:11:06,660 What do you mean? 1443 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:08,260 I have plenty of reasons to say that! 1444 01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:09,380 Here you go! 1445 01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:10,700 When we were kids, I used to get the eraser, 1446 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:11,620 but you were the one using it. 1447 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:12,700 Shush. 1448 01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:15,580 When we were kids, I used to get the eraser, 1449 01:11:15,700 --> 01:11:17,180 but you were the one using it. 1450 01:11:17,300 --> 01:11:19,420 I used to bring the lunchbox, but you were the one eating it. 1451 01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:21,300 I chose the girl, 1452 01:11:22,020 --> 01:11:23,820 and you were the one who stole her... 1453 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:27,900 Today, I'll shove this sword in such places, 1454 01:11:27,980 --> 01:11:30,900 you'll die of shame even if you survive. 1455 01:11:30,980 --> 01:11:33,420 Come on, Pyare, what are you doing? 1456 01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:36,340 All this is because of you. 1457 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:39,020 I'm still a virgin because of you. 1458 01:11:40,460 --> 01:11:42,580 What happened? What's wrong? 1459 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:48,700 I had so many dream castles for you, Supriya, 1460 01:11:48,980 --> 01:11:52,220 but you chose this wreck. 1461 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:54,660 - I won't allow that! - No! No! No! 1462 01:11:54,780 --> 01:11:56,180 One! 1463 01:11:56,260 --> 01:11:57,540 Two! 1464 01:11:58,500 --> 01:11:59,940 Three! 1465 01:12:00,020 --> 01:12:01,180 Charge . 1466 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:03,860 What are you doing, Prem? 1467 01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:04,860 Dad! 1468 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:08,740 Did it go all in? 1469 01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:11,860 Why did you have to use such a rusty sword? 1470 01:12:11,980 --> 01:12:13,420 What if I get septic from it? 1471 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:15,700 You want a choice in death too, huh? 1472 01:12:16,620 --> 01:12:18,580 You demanding old man! 1473 01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:23,980 - It's me, it's me, let me go. - How can I let you go? 1474 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:25,300 It's me, Pyare. 1475 01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:26,820 Oh my god, Bhagwan! 1476 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,820 Poor Pyare. 1477 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:37,420 I can't eat, I can't drink, I can't live without Priya! 1478 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:38,860 Calm down, Pyare. 1479 01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:42,420 Get me something to drink, please. 1480 01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:44,500 Wait a minute, Pyare. 1481 01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:47,860 - Poor Pyare. - Here you go. 1482 01:12:49,660 --> 01:12:51,140 Why are you crying, bro? 1483 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:54,660 You love me so much, Bhagwan. 1484 01:12:54,780 --> 01:12:57,980 You're so worried about my height. 1485 01:12:58,420 --> 01:13:00,780 But I don't need any meds now. 1486 01:13:00,820 --> 01:13:03,380 Bro, this isn't medicine. 1487 01:13:03,460 --> 01:13:05,020 - Okay. - It's poison. 1488 01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:07,660 Give it here. Let me have this poison. 1489 01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:11,420 This is poison? 1490 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:12,460 Yes. 1491 01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:14,540 - It's a little bitter. - Okay. 1492 01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:17,340 If you add some jaggery, you'll enjoy dying. 1493 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:19,380 You'll be tall and gone forever. 1494 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:22,220 I thought you were God, but you turned out to be a devil! 1495 01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:23,580 Wait, you scoundrel! You just wait. 1496 01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,340 Hey! 1497 01:13:25,460 --> 01:13:27,420 Look who's here, Bhagwan. 1498 01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,700 You should pour that poison into two glasses. 1499 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:31,740 Give one to me and the other one to his dad. 1500 01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:33,740 You couldn't say three words in 30 years. 1501 01:13:33,820 --> 01:13:35,500 Whose fault is that, yours or my dad's? 1502 01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:38,260 Plus, you couldn't increase your height or tell her how you felt. 1503 01:13:38,340 --> 01:13:39,380 I did tell her how I felt. 1504 01:13:39,460 --> 01:13:42,060 I even gave her a bouquet and a ring. 1505 01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:44,300 She was like, "Oh, my God!" 1506 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,380 "I can't believe it." 1507 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,860 I told her, 1508 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,380 if she loves me too, 1509 01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:51,580 don't turn around and look at me. 1510 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,620 And then? 1511 01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:55,500 Then she did a 180 two days later and kept my ring too. 1512 01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:57,100 They're getting engaged tomorrow. 1513 01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:58,180 What do we do now? 1514 01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:16,020 Go ahead, Ms. Supriya. 1515 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:17,860 No, Mr. Prem should go first. 1516 01:14:17,940 --> 01:14:18,780 Alright. 1517 01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:21,380 I'm here! I'm here! 1518 01:14:21,420 --> 01:14:23,700 Stop! Get out of my way! Get out of my way! 1519 01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:28,140 I'm here, my child! 1520 01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:30,740 I'm back, my child! 1521 01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:32,220 Here I come! 1522 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:34,300 Dad... 1523 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,820 Hello, Uncle. 1524 01:14:36,700 --> 01:14:38,020 I'm back. 1525 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,620 Wow, you've really grown up! 1526 01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:46,980 What are you doing? 1527 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:48,180 She's not your daughter. 1528 01:14:48,260 --> 01:14:49,900 What are you talking about, Dad? 1529 01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:53,020 Being away from your daughter for a while doesn't make her a stranger. 1530 01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:53,980 You are right. 1531 01:14:54,060 --> 01:14:55,100 She is your daughter. 1532 01:14:55,940 --> 01:14:57,380 She is even taller than me. 1533 01:14:57,500 --> 01:15:02,100 Ms. Supu, is that guy who looks like a constable your husband? 1534 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:07,700 Is he the same one whose photo has a garland on it over there? 1535 01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,540 A garland on my photo? 1536 01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:11,220 What's this I'm hearing? 1537 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:15,140 I was gone for 23-24 years and you thought I died? 1538 01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:17,980 You were missing for 23-24 years, so we assumed... 1539 01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:20,580 That I died? 1540 01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:21,900 Wow, this is great. 1541 01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:23,180 Did you hear that, Dad? 1542 01:15:23,420 --> 01:15:26,340 I didn't get any updates on you all for the last 23-24 years either, 1543 01:15:26,420 --> 01:15:27,780 so I should've thought you all... 1544 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,740 Cut the nonsense! 1545 01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:31,900 Did you ever try to find out how we are doing? 1546 01:15:32,140 --> 01:15:33,260 You never even called once. 1547 01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:34,780 Dad... 1548 01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:37,420 It's off-record. 1549 01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:41,660 Only a few know I'm a RAW agent. 1550 01:15:41,780 --> 01:15:42,820 Huh? 1551 01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:43,980 A RAW agent, really? 1552 01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:45,820 Look at this RAW agent's face. 1553 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:48,660 Looks like he's been selling peanuts from a cart for the past 23 years. 1554 01:15:48,780 --> 01:15:52,420 You don't know what it takes to become a RAW agent. 1555 01:15:53,020 --> 01:15:56,220 Sometimes you have to be a cleaner, sometimes a launderer. 1556 01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:58,940 You have to go undercover and keep tabs on the people. 1557 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:01,260 But one day, 1558 01:16:01,420 --> 01:16:03,780 during a secret mission, 1559 01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:06,780 the Pakistanis recognized me and caught me. 1560 01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:07,980 My god. 1561 01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:11,140 Then one day, I got the chance and escaped. 1562 01:16:11,220 --> 01:16:17,420 You all are getting a daughter married in her father's absence. 1563 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:19,180 Shame on you. 1564 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,620 Who is my son-in-law? 1565 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:21,820 I'm Jugnu. 1566 01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:24,300 He looks like he could be my son-in-law. 1567 01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:26,460 - Come here. - He is not the son-in-law. 1568 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:27,860 Then who is? 1569 01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:28,980 He is the son-in-law. 1570 01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:31,380 He! 1571 01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:35,460 Come on, Dad, you're getting my daughter married to this guy? 1572 01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,500 It's not your daughter who's getting married. 1573 01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:39,140 Huh? 1574 01:16:39,260 --> 01:16:41,180 It's my daughter-in-law who's getting married. 1575 01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:44,740 What's this I'm hearing? 1576 01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:46,260 You're getting married to this magician? 1577 01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:48,900 Looks like he'll just pull a pigeon out of his pants. 1578 01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,340 Look, her absconding husband, 1579 01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:55,740 no matter who I am, I'm not a fugitive like you. 1580 01:16:55,860 --> 01:16:57,300 Listen, you sock-wearing guy. 1581 01:16:57,380 --> 01:16:58,420 Hey, raw apple, 1582 01:16:58,500 --> 01:16:59,820 don't ruin the mood and atmosphere here. 1583 01:16:59,860 --> 01:17:00,780 What will you do, huh? 1584 01:17:00,820 --> 01:17:03,580 I'll push you and you'll end up on a funeral pyre. 1585 01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:04,500 Leave this place. 1586 01:17:04,580 --> 01:17:06,820 And never come back. 1587 01:17:07,580 --> 01:17:08,740 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1588 01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:10,660 Do you have a lawyer here? 1589 01:17:11,420 --> 01:17:12,180 Yes, sir. 1590 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,780 I'm Jitendra Choudhary, an advocate with a BA, LLB, and LLM. 1591 01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:16,420 I've been out of this country for 24 years. 1592 01:17:16,540 --> 01:17:18,900 So I want to know if the laws have changed to allow people 1593 01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:21,300 to remarry without getting divorced first. 1594 01:17:21,380 --> 01:17:23,820 No sir, the rules are still the same. 1595 01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:26,900 You'll fight my case then. Thank you very much. 1596 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:28,020 Yes sir. 1597 01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:29,460 I won't let this happen. 1598 01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:32,460 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1599 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:33,940 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1600 01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:36,540 You're a good actor, you know. 1601 01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:37,620 Excuse me? 1602 01:17:37,700 --> 01:17:38,780 I don't know what would've happened 1603 01:17:38,860 --> 01:17:40,580 with my relationship with Ishika if it wasn't for you. 1604 01:17:41,220 --> 01:17:42,180 Then let's increase my fees. 1605 01:17:42,260 --> 01:17:43,020 What do you mean? 1606 01:17:43,060 --> 01:17:46,860 I mean, the amount you paid me to break up 1607 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:50,260 Prem and Supriya's wedding was this much. 1608 01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:56,460 And now for getting Pyare married to Supriya, it's this much. 1609 01:17:56,700 --> 01:18:01,940 And now for getting my daughter Ishika married to Luv, it's this much. 1610 01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:04,860 So the total comes to 15 lakhs. 1611 01:18:04,940 --> 01:18:05,860 - Huh! - Hey! 1612 01:18:06,860 --> 01:18:07,940 15 lakhs! 1613 01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:09,260 15 lakhs?! 1614 01:18:10,140 --> 01:18:11,860 Have you ever even seen 15 lakhs rupees? 1615 01:18:12,700 --> 01:18:13,780 In this day and age, 1616 01:18:14,060 --> 01:18:17,580 I'm letting you marry my wife off to someone like you, 1617 01:18:17,940 --> 01:18:19,820 and you don't want to pay me for it? 1618 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:20,660 Forgive me, 1619 01:18:20,740 --> 01:18:23,340 but no one would do something like this even if they were paid for it. 1620 01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,820 I'm the only one willing to do it. 1621 01:18:24,900 --> 01:18:25,940 But 15 lakhs is a lot. 1622 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,420 - I'll need to get used to having a wife then. - Stop, stop, stop. 1623 01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,340 Alright, 15 lakhs, done! 1624 01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:31,060 - Done. - But you won't sign the divorce papers. 1625 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:35,260 Sign the divorce papers. 1626 01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:37,860 I won't sign them. 1627 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,780 Sign them and leave. 1628 01:18:41,060 --> 01:18:42,460 You are saying that? 1629 01:18:42,940 --> 01:18:44,660 What is this nonsense? 1630 01:18:44,780 --> 01:18:45,940 Just quietly sign the papers. 1631 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,180 Dad, please sign them. 1632 01:18:48,260 --> 01:18:50,820 Why are you forcing him if he doesn't want to? 1633 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:52,940 Hurry up, our train leaves at nine. 1634 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:55,980 It's okay. 1635 01:18:56,620 --> 01:18:58,500 Don't stress, Dad. Just sit there and relax. 1636 01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:00,180 Would you like a cold drink? 1637 01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:03,500 Get him a cold drink. 1638 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:05,580 Yes, I got. 1639 01:19:05,620 --> 01:19:06,580 Cold drink. 1640 01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:07,820 Keep it down. 1641 01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:08,700 Pinky! 1642 01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:09,460 Pinky! 1643 01:19:09,540 --> 01:19:10,940 Pinky, Vikram, Pinky. 1644 01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:12,020 Pinky? 1645 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:15,180 Yes, Mom, his second wife, Pinky. 1646 01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:17,460 And he has two lovely kids too. 1647 01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:19,380 Come on in, kids. 1648 01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:22,980 He's saying he's a RAW agent, which is just another lie. 1649 01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:24,580 I'm not lying. 1650 01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:26,060 I am a RAW agent. 1651 01:19:27,540 --> 01:19:34,540 I supply raw materials like sand, bricks, iron rods, cement, etc. 1652 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:40,740 And I'm also a booking agent for buses, trains, flights. 1653 01:19:40,900 --> 01:19:42,100 So I'm a "raw agent". 1654 01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:43,980 Cut the nonsense. 1655 01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:46,860 Either quietly sign the papers or I'll call the police right away. 1656 01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:50,700 Happy now? 1657 01:19:52,980 --> 01:19:53,980 Let's go. 1658 01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:55,780 Come on, kids, let's go. 1659 01:20:04,940 --> 01:20:07,020 Biswa ji, he turned out to be such a fraud. 1660 01:20:08,180 --> 01:20:10,660 Luv, I never thought you could be so selfish. 1661 01:20:10,820 --> 01:20:12,420 - But I love you. - Love? 1662 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:17,580 You ditched your dad for a girl you just met two days ago? 1663 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,620 Look how happy they look together. 1664 01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:24,580 People can tolerate sorrows for their parents, 1665 01:20:25,460 --> 01:20:27,260 and you can't tolerate even their happiness? 1666 01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:30,500 You betrayed a dad who loved you, 1667 01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,300 named you, 1668 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:35,420 supported you. You betrayed your own father. 1669 01:20:36,660 --> 01:20:38,580 Good thing I didn't end up marrying you. 1670 01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:49,340 - Greetings, dear. - Greetings. 1671 01:20:49,580 --> 01:20:50,780 How are you doing? 1672 01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:52,180 I'm doing well. What brings you here? 1673 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:54,220 We've come to meet your mom. 1674 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,700 Where is she? 1675 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:56,580 She's over there. 1676 01:20:56,660 --> 01:20:57,340 Oh, okay. 1677 01:20:57,460 --> 01:20:58,340 Come on, let's go. 1678 01:20:58,460 --> 01:20:59,820 - Greetings. - Greetings, dear. 1679 01:20:59,860 --> 01:21:00,780 Hi. 1680 01:21:00,940 --> 01:21:01,900 Hi. 1681 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:03,580 You'll know when we tell Uncle and Aunty. 1682 01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:06,300 It's okay. Greetings. 1683 01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:07,500 Greetings. Greetings. 1684 01:21:09,060 --> 01:21:12,140 Ms. Supriya, this is my son, Titu. 1685 01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:16,700 I want to make your daughter my daughter-in-law. 1686 01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:18,660 What? 1687 01:21:19,820 --> 01:21:22,220 Ishika, it's only because of you that 1688 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,700 my son Titu is not just carrying gas cylinders now, 1689 01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:27,660 but taking care of all the household responsibilities. 1690 01:21:27,740 --> 01:21:33,180 Aunty, I mean, Mom, once Ishika dropped me home. 1691 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,940 And today, I want to take her to my home. 1692 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:37,420 All I need is your blessings. 1693 01:21:37,940 --> 01:21:39,220 But... 1694 01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:43,100 only my daughter Ishika can decide that. 1695 01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:44,660 I like him. 1696 01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:53,260 I want to be with the boy who puts his parents first. 1697 01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:57,020 - That's great! - Congratulations! 1698 01:21:57,540 --> 01:21:58,620 Congratulations! 1699 01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:06,100 "After falling in love, my heart suffered a lot," 1700 01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:18,540 "Still it misses her a lot," 1701 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:27,220 "After falling in love, my heart suffered a lot," 1702 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:33,620 "Still it misses her a lot," 1703 01:22:33,820 --> 01:22:39,820 "It fell for her for no good reason at all," 1704 01:22:39,940 --> 01:22:46,020 "It trusted her fake loyalty for no good reason at all." 1705 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:52,660 "Now it hurts so bad, I can't sleep at night," 1706 01:22:55,180 --> 01:23:01,140 "If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight." 1707 01:23:01,540 --> 01:23:07,540 "If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight." 1708 01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:13,260 "I wouldn't be in this plight." 1709 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:44,980 "Her innocent face deceived me." 1710 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:50,860 "She gave me dark nights and took my glowing days away," 1711 01:23:55,940 --> 01:24:02,220 "Her innocent face deceived me." 1712 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:08,700 "She gave me dark nights and took my glowing days away," 1713 01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:15,540 "I'm breathing just to survive because that's all I can do," 1714 01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:20,580 "Even death is surprised by the pain she put me through." 1715 01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:24,340 "By the pain she put me through." 1716 01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:30,380 "I sought promises in her lies for no good reason at all." 1717 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:36,620 "I tried to live in her fake world for no good reason at all." 1718 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:43,740 "I finally compromised in love." 1719 01:24:45,940 --> 01:24:51,620 "If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight." 1720 01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:58,180 "If only my heart had been smarter, I wouldn't be in this plight." 1721 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:01,340 "I wouldn't be in this plight." 1722 01:25:01,420 --> 01:25:05,580 "I wouldn't be in this plight." 1723 01:25:05,660 --> 01:25:09,460 "I wouldn't be in this plight." 1724 01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:14,260 Can you forget Priya for just a couple of minutes? 1725 01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:16,980 Priya isn't just a memory, she's deeply ingrained in my mind. 1726 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:18,460 She's been my childhood love. 1727 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:19,660 Childhood love, really? 1728 01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,100 Has anyone ever actually been able to end up with their childhood sweetheart? 1729 01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:22,340 People don't even understand if you confess your love, 1730 01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:23,220 and here you are, still secretly harboring it in your heart. 1731 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:25,060 I won't keep it hidden anymore. 1732 01:25:25,380 --> 01:25:27,660 If Priya can't be mine, then she can't belong to anyone else either. 1733 01:25:27,700 --> 01:25:29,380 - What is this? What nonsense is this? - What? 1734 01:25:29,460 --> 01:25:32,140 Why didn't you tell me you love Ishika? 1735 01:25:32,220 --> 01:25:33,500 What would be the point of telling you anyway? 1736 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:36,980 Listen, Luv, with age, opportunities, and girls - 1737 01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:39,460 once you lose them, you never get them back. 1738 01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:40,900 I have a plan. 1739 01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:42,420 Why don't you get it? 1740 01:25:42,660 --> 01:25:43,780 Dad needs to get married more than I do. 1741 01:25:43,860 --> 01:25:46,740 This is not some treatment which he needs more than you. 1742 01:25:48,020 --> 01:25:51,500 Excuse me, but he's so old that he might start the wedding night, 1743 01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:52,620 but he wouldn't be able to finish it. 1744 01:25:52,700 --> 01:25:53,780 Are you done? 1745 01:25:54,220 --> 01:25:55,820 Listen, Luv... 1746 01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:58,380 Luv! Listen to me, son. Luv... 1747 01:25:58,420 --> 01:26:00,140 Tell me your plan. 1748 01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:01,900 The best I can do is get you some Complan. 1749 01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:03,100 Don't joke around. 1750 01:26:03,180 --> 01:26:05,180 I can't live without Priya. 1751 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:08,820 She's way out of your league. 1752 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,620 Well, if I don't get the book, I'll just tear the pages apart. 1753 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:13,500 And I'll write "revolution" on the back. 1754 01:26:13,620 --> 01:26:15,820 No one can come between Priya and me. 1755 01:26:15,900 --> 01:26:20,980 Anyone who tries will be stabbed by an ice knife. 1756 01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:23,020 They'll die, and no one will find any evidence. 1757 01:26:23,340 --> 01:26:27,700 Oh, Prem... Prem! We were just talking about you. 1758 01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:29,140 - Mr. Mishra? - Yes? 1759 01:26:29,860 --> 01:26:31,340 What are you making me do here? 1760 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:32,620 Something that's right for Luv. 1761 01:26:32,700 --> 01:26:35,180 And I still need to settle the score with your brother. 1762 01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:37,740 That's... That's Prema? 1763 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,060 That's the plan. 1764 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,620 How will she manage to pull it off? 1765 01:26:41,820 --> 01:26:47,860 Now you'll marry Supriya, Pyare. 1766 01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:52,340 Stop, stop, stop. 1767 01:26:52,820 --> 01:26:53,780 Stop it. 1768 01:26:56,620 --> 01:26:58,940 Prem's set the scene on fire, and you can't light a cigarette. 1769 01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:02,340 - I wonder how long I've to keep doing it. - Drink slowly. 1770 01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:04,300 Why do you look so worried? 1771 01:27:04,380 --> 01:27:05,740 Didn't you like the girl? 1772 01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,780 I'm better off being single, Brother. 1773 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:09,220 What do you mean? 1774 01:27:09,420 --> 01:27:12,140 I mean Prem Kumar, the pervert, is back. 1775 01:27:12,220 --> 01:27:13,180 No, 20. 1776 01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,260 Shoulder 20. 1777 01:27:14,340 --> 01:27:15,780 Hey, come here quickly, guys. 1778 01:27:15,860 --> 01:27:16,580 - What's wrong? - What happened? 1779 01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:17,780 - Take a look. - What's wrong? 1780 01:27:17,860 --> 01:27:18,860 - Take a look. - What's wrong? 1781 01:27:18,940 --> 01:27:19,700 What happened? 1782 01:27:19,780 --> 01:27:22,060 The one who usually measures women is being measured by them. 1783 01:27:24,980 --> 01:27:26,060 We'll have to do something about him. 1784 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,220 We need to act fast. 1785 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:29,060 Look. 1786 01:27:29,180 --> 01:27:29,820 No, thanks. 1787 01:27:29,900 --> 01:27:32,780 Where are you going, Prem? Sit down and have some tea. 1788 01:27:33,100 --> 01:27:35,420 I've already had 20 cups of tea. 1789 01:27:35,620 --> 01:27:41,420 Now if I go to the washroom, I'll be peeing tea and pooping tea powder. 1790 01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:43,740 Oh no, are you having stomach issues? 1791 01:27:43,900 --> 01:27:44,660 Where's Prem? 1792 01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:47,380 We've sent Pyare to deal with Prem. Got it? 1793 01:27:47,460 --> 01:27:49,580 Look, Prema, you have to keep up the drama. 1794 01:27:49,660 --> 01:27:52,580 And don't worry. Just remember our Plan A, 1795 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:53,900 or it'll ruin our Plan B. 1796 01:27:53,980 --> 01:27:55,860 - And what's Plan B? - I don't have one. 1797 01:27:55,940 --> 01:27:57,820 This is your problem, Mr. Mishra. 1798 01:27:58,060 --> 01:28:00,140 I have known my brother since we were kids. 1799 01:28:00,220 --> 01:28:02,900 He's very clever, smart, and cunning. 1800 01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:07,460 If God asks him to ask for one boon, he'll manage to include three in it. 1801 01:28:07,620 --> 01:28:09,900 Don't they have a female server here? 1802 01:28:09,940 --> 01:28:11,180 Yes, they do. 1803 01:28:11,380 --> 01:28:13,740 Excuse me, send a female server here. 1804 01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:14,580 Yes. 1805 01:28:14,660 --> 01:28:16,100 Tell me, 1806 01:28:16,220 --> 01:28:16,980 Ask. 1807 01:28:17,060 --> 01:28:20,420 do you plan to replace the entire male population or what? 1808 01:28:20,820 --> 01:28:22,060 Not at all. 1809 01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:24,700 You remind me of a couplet: 1810 01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:27,940 You've come into this world to leave your mark behind. 1811 01:28:28,020 --> 01:28:32,500 Every lane you cross, you should hear a child calling you "Dad"! 1812 01:28:32,580 --> 01:28:34,060 Is that what you intend to do? 1813 01:28:38,380 --> 01:28:39,500 Manish? 1814 01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:43,460 What are you doing with these three worthless creatures? 1815 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:44,420 Not three, but four. 1816 01:28:44,460 --> 01:28:45,980 - Grab them. - Scoundrels. 1817 01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:08,980 Call Prem. Call him. Where is he? 1818 01:29:09,060 --> 01:29:11,180 Check if maybe he ran off with someone else. 1819 01:29:11,860 --> 01:29:13,340 Mr. Prem isn't like that. 1820 01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:16,380 I meant he must be busy somewhere else. 1821 01:29:16,700 --> 01:29:18,020 He'll be back soon enough. 1822 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:21,460 These boys can act like girls sometimes. 1823 01:29:21,540 --> 01:29:23,460 Step aside. 1824 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:27,820 I told you to tie it tightly. Look, he got away. 1825 01:29:28,100 --> 01:29:32,180 Oh my, you look so beautiful 1826 01:29:32,260 --> 01:29:35,500 that I fear the one trying to ward off the evil eye from you 1827 01:29:35,580 --> 01:29:37,140 will actually end up casting one on you. 1828 01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:41,740 Not fair, Mr. Prem, you forgot your stars after finding your moon. 1829 01:29:41,860 --> 01:29:46,100 No one cares about loose change after they get a 2000-rupee note. 1830 01:29:46,180 --> 01:29:48,260 So we're the loose change now? 1831 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:51,340 I was just joking. Don't take it seriously. 1832 01:29:51,780 --> 01:29:52,900 He's just joking. 1833 01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:55,820 Your acting skills are more natural than natural ice cream. 1834 01:29:55,900 --> 01:29:59,340 If I could, I'd give you an acting award bigger than the Burj Khalifa. 1835 01:29:59,380 --> 01:30:01,420 - This isn't acting. - Then what is it? 1836 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:04,180 This is my love talking. 1837 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:07,940 Ms. Supu, they are the women of our colony. 1838 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:11,820 They look more like his women than the colony's women. 1839 01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:15,700 They are all my close friends. They are my buddies. 1840 01:30:15,940 --> 01:30:17,140 They seem pretty close. 1841 01:30:17,220 --> 01:30:20,180 What are you waiting for? Come and welcome Ms. Supu. 1842 01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:20,700 Come on, come on. 1843 01:30:20,780 --> 01:30:21,740 Welcome, Supu. 1844 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:22,620 Welcome her. 1845 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:23,420 Come on, come on. 1846 01:30:27,140 --> 01:30:28,140 Thank you. 1847 01:30:28,980 --> 01:30:30,500 You kept calling yourself middle-class, 1848 01:30:30,620 --> 01:30:32,700 but you've made great arrangements here. 1849 01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:34,460 Great decoration. 1850 01:30:35,020 --> 01:30:39,300 I feel even those who aren't invited will try to gate-crash the wedding. 1851 01:30:39,740 --> 01:30:42,180 Well done, Luv. You've spared no expense. 1852 01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:45,060 Looks like you have more cards than cash. 1853 01:30:45,420 --> 01:30:46,460 Where did you get this kind of money from, hmm? 1854 01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:47,540 Nowhere. 1855 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,340 This is the result of a broken fixed deposit and a broken heart. 1856 01:30:50,980 --> 01:30:51,580 What? 1857 01:30:51,700 --> 01:30:53,380 Come on, we're celebrating two big occasions. 1858 01:30:53,460 --> 01:30:54,980 Dad's wedding and your wedding. 1859 01:30:55,260 --> 01:30:56,820 We're bound to have a double celebration. 1860 01:30:57,100 --> 01:30:58,220 - Luv... - Yeah? 1861 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,020 Are you happy with my wedding? 1862 01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:04,420 Even girls can't understand girls. 1863 01:31:04,500 --> 01:31:05,380 You're impossible. 1864 01:31:05,540 --> 01:31:07,940 If I'm sad that you're getting married, you'll scold me. 1865 01:31:08,060 --> 01:31:09,460 And if I'm happy, you'll get suspicious. 1866 01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:11,020 I'm so sorry, Luv. 1867 01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:14,540 When I see Mom so happy about the marriage, I get scared, 1868 01:31:15,180 --> 01:31:16,460 fearing something might go wrong. 1869 01:31:16,820 --> 01:31:17,700 Don't be scared, 1870 01:31:18,260 --> 01:31:19,340 this wedding will happen no matter what. 1871 01:31:19,460 --> 01:31:21,900 I may be able to escape police custody, but I can't escape your demands. 1872 01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:23,500 I'm coming. I can't just fly there. 1873 01:31:23,780 --> 01:31:25,140 Jugnu... -Hey... 1874 01:31:27,660 --> 01:31:28,980 Oh, Rangoli. 1875 01:31:29,180 --> 01:31:30,340 Where are you going? 1876 01:31:31,500 --> 01:31:32,540 Outside. 1877 01:31:35,620 --> 01:31:36,580 What? 1878 01:31:38,380 --> 01:31:39,340 Take these with you. 1879 01:31:39,420 --> 01:31:41,100 No, I don't need it. 1880 01:31:41,180 --> 01:31:42,860 Yeah, why would you take it? 1881 01:31:43,580 --> 01:31:44,700 You usually steal them, right? 1882 01:31:45,540 --> 01:31:47,220 That's nonsense. What kind of a joke is this? 1883 01:31:49,780 --> 01:31:50,700 What is it? 1884 01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:54,700 I found this photo of yours in the newspaper. 1885 01:31:54,780 --> 01:31:56,740 I snipped this picture from there. 1886 01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:00,340 Why didn't you tell anyone at home? 1887 01:32:00,700 --> 01:32:01,780 You know, Jugnu, 1888 01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:03,980 I used to be a thief too, once upon a time? 1889 01:32:04,380 --> 01:32:06,380 I'd steal utensils. 1890 01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:08,700 People used to curse me a lot. 1891 01:32:09,860 --> 01:32:11,220 Then I ended up in this house. 1892 01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:16,460 I got so much love, respect, and praise here. 1893 01:32:17,580 --> 01:32:21,380 I believed you would change. 1894 01:32:23,740 --> 01:32:25,260 That's why I didn't tell anyone. 1895 01:32:27,540 --> 01:32:29,340 I'm such a bad thief. 1896 01:32:30,780 --> 01:32:32,300 I kept stealing things 1897 01:32:33,260 --> 01:32:34,860 but never managed to steal a relationship. 1898 01:32:37,020 --> 01:32:38,180 There's this girl 1899 01:32:39,100 --> 01:32:41,940 who wants everything from me except me, 1900 01:32:42,940 --> 01:32:44,300 and then there's you, Rangoli, 1901 01:32:44,580 --> 01:32:47,340 who wants nothing from me except me. 1902 01:32:54,220 --> 01:32:57,180 Hello, sweetheart, congratulations. 1903 01:32:57,820 --> 01:32:59,180 Your thief got stolen. 1904 01:33:00,340 --> 01:33:01,900 Listen, never call this number again. 1905 01:33:03,380 --> 01:33:05,140 This mobile belongs to my wife, Rangoli. 1906 01:33:11,340 --> 01:33:12,300 Thief. Thief. 1907 01:33:12,340 --> 01:33:13,380 Jugnu! 1908 01:33:14,660 --> 01:33:16,780 Well, I may have changed, 1909 01:33:17,100 --> 01:33:18,740 but my hands haven't. 1910 01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:19,940 You better mend your ways. 1911 01:33:21,660 --> 01:33:24,260 Hey, stop! Stop, I say. 1912 01:33:24,460 --> 01:33:26,740 Where are you going? The ladies' room is over here. 1913 01:33:26,820 --> 01:33:27,980 Come on, Brother-in-law, 1914 01:33:28,260 --> 01:33:33,380 I'm not in such a rush that I'd barge into the women's washroom. 1915 01:33:35,060 --> 01:33:36,220 Then where's Prema? 1916 01:33:40,980 --> 01:33:42,580 Prem's a scoundrel. 1917 01:33:43,380 --> 01:33:45,820 He's an expert at opening up both women and sacks. 1918 01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:46,660 - Look, man. - Yes? 1919 01:33:46,740 --> 01:33:49,700 You should take 10 minutes and sit on him. 1920 01:33:49,740 --> 01:33:51,700 You'll crush even his soul. 1921 01:33:51,780 --> 01:33:53,060 Look, man. 1922 01:33:53,580 --> 01:33:55,740 I've got a better idea. 1923 01:33:55,820 --> 01:33:59,620 Let's put poison in his cottage cheese and peas and kill him. 1924 01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:00,820 Listen. 1925 01:34:02,580 --> 01:34:04,820 - Mr. Prem! You've got a long life ahead. - Welcome. 1926 01:34:04,900 --> 01:34:06,020 We were just talking about you. 1927 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:07,100 Welcome, welcome, Mr. Prem. 1928 01:34:07,180 --> 01:34:08,140 What would you like to have? 1929 01:34:08,220 --> 01:34:09,780 I'll have cottage cheese and peas. 1930 01:34:11,860 --> 01:34:14,180 You're not Prem, but Prema, right? 1931 01:34:14,580 --> 01:34:15,700 How do you know? 1932 01:34:15,780 --> 01:34:18,300 A girl just walked by, and you didn't even look at her. 1933 01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:21,780 You know my brother so well. 1934 01:34:21,860 --> 01:34:23,420 But why are you dressed as Prem? 1935 01:34:23,740 --> 01:34:26,900 It's a secret plan, not a public announcement. 1936 01:34:26,980 --> 01:34:28,380 - Come on down, and we'll tell you. - Come here. 1937 01:34:28,540 --> 01:34:30,140 - Let's go. - Come here. 1938 01:34:35,100 --> 01:34:37,420 [folk song] 1939 01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,700 [folk song] 1940 01:34:39,780 --> 01:34:42,620 [folk song] 1941 01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:44,780 [folk song] 1942 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,740 I don't understand what are they doing. 1943 01:34:46,820 --> 01:34:47,700 They've just started the turmeric ceremony. 1944 01:34:47,780 --> 01:34:49,420 Couldn't they have done my son's turmeric ceremony as well? 1945 01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:51,180 I told you to talk to them yesterday. 1946 01:34:51,220 --> 01:34:52,820 Why should I talk to them? You should go and talk to them. 1947 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:54,260 - What will I tell them? - You're so strange. - Sir. 1948 01:34:54,340 --> 01:34:55,020 Get lost. 1949 01:34:55,060 --> 01:34:57,340 You'll regret it if you don't listen to me, I'm telling you. 1950 01:34:57,540 --> 01:34:59,660 I've regretted whenever I've listened to you. 1951 01:34:59,740 --> 01:35:01,140 - You're always... - What are you doing? 1952 01:35:01,580 --> 01:35:03,460 It's time to celebrate, and you two are fighting like kids. 1953 01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:04,380 But... 1954 01:35:04,780 --> 01:35:06,860 You forgot what your future daughter-in-law had said? 1955 01:35:07,100 --> 01:35:08,140 What had she said? 1956 01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:09,980 - About the baby? - No! 1957 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:14,500 She said loving someone means being someone's friend and husband. 1958 01:35:14,820 --> 01:35:15,940 Mom, say sorry to Dad. 1959 01:35:16,780 --> 01:35:17,620 Say sorry. 1960 01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:18,820 Sorry. 1961 01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:20,260 Dad, come on. 1962 01:35:22,260 --> 01:35:23,100 Sorry. 1963 01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:24,620 - Perfect. - Keep them carefully, okay? 1964 01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:25,740 Where is he? 1965 01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:31,380 Look over there, Uncle. 1966 01:35:34,260 --> 01:35:35,340 Come here, son. 1967 01:35:35,380 --> 01:35:37,780 Well done, Dad. You look hot. 1968 01:35:38,020 --> 01:35:39,340 You look like a 24-year-old lad. 1969 01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:41,100 "Look like"? He is! 1970 01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:43,980 I think the mare he'll get on might end up running away with him. 1971 01:35:45,180 --> 01:35:49,180 You're happy with this marriage, aren't you, son? 1972 01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:50,860 Happy? I'm so happy that if I dance, 1973 01:35:50,940 --> 01:35:53,180 I'll end up breaking my anklet, even though I'm not wearing one. 1974 01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:56,540 Wow! That's my boy! 1975 01:36:04,420 --> 01:36:06,100 Are you not happy with this wedding? 1976 01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:08,540 No, Mom, it's not like that. 1977 01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:12,780 I won't cry today, even if something gets in my eye. 1978 01:36:13,780 --> 01:36:15,700 - They look so pretty. - Yes. 1979 01:36:19,780 --> 01:36:20,980 Welcome. Welcome. 1980 01:36:21,060 --> 01:36:21,660 Shoo, shoo. 1981 01:36:21,740 --> 01:36:23,940 - Get those flies away, everyone. - Hello. Hello. 1982 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:24,940 Let's go. The henna ceremony is about to begin. 1983 01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:25,780 Wait. 1984 01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,140 Good God. he sat down again. 1985 01:36:27,180 --> 01:36:28,100 Let me finish this. 1986 01:36:28,140 --> 01:36:29,380 How much more are you going to drink? 1987 01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:31,780 He's my only brother-in-law, 1988 01:36:31,980 --> 01:36:33,860 so I'll be the first one to apply turmeric to him. 1989 01:36:33,900 --> 01:36:35,740 - Go on and apply it. You have the right. - Yes. 1990 01:36:35,820 --> 01:36:37,140 Open your eyes, brother-in-law. 1991 01:36:37,220 --> 01:36:38,300 Open your eyes. 1992 01:36:38,740 --> 01:36:40,380 Good gzod. 1993 01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:41,580 - My eyes. - Did he gauge them? 1994 01:36:41,660 --> 01:36:46,220 My only brother-in-law, you put the turmeric in my eyes. 1995 01:36:46,540 --> 01:36:48,300 Go and help him wash his eyes. 1996 01:36:48,340 --> 01:36:50,140 My eyes are burning. 1997 01:36:53,260 --> 01:36:56,100 "Radha-Radha." 1998 01:36:56,380 --> 01:36:57,900 Here's the washroom. 1999 01:36:58,340 --> 01:37:01,220 Go inside and wash your eyes properly. 2000 01:37:01,500 --> 01:37:02,700 I'm waiting right outside. 2001 01:37:04,980 --> 01:37:06,100 Yes. 2002 01:37:07,380 --> 01:37:08,780 "Radha-Radha." 2003 01:37:09,660 --> 01:37:11,460 "Radha-Radha." 2004 01:37:12,540 --> 01:37:13,580 Come on, Mr. Prem. 2005 01:37:17,140 --> 01:37:19,260 Please apply it. 2006 01:37:21,620 --> 01:37:24,060 Please, Mr. Prem. 2007 01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,460 Even the doctor doesn't stick a needle where he's applied the turmeric. 2008 01:37:29,220 --> 01:37:31,740 That's okay between friends. 2009 01:37:32,300 --> 01:37:34,740 This isn't Holi, Mr. Prem. This is your turmeric ceremony. 2010 01:37:34,820 --> 01:37:35,980 You can't apply it to me. 2011 01:37:36,180 --> 01:37:38,780 Look, I'm getting married soon. 2012 01:37:39,220 --> 01:37:42,660 Then I won't get a chance to play with my female friends. 2013 01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,980 This isn't just a turmeric ceremony. 2014 01:37:45,140 --> 01:37:47,980 This is a turmeric bachelor's party, dear. 2015 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:49,620 Come on! 2016 01:37:50,660 --> 01:37:52,220 Come on, where are you going? 2017 01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:54,540 - Come with me, my friends. - Come here. 2018 01:37:54,580 --> 01:37:55,300 Watch out. 2019 01:37:55,380 --> 01:37:59,260 Look, he turned the turmeric ceremony into a bachelor's party. 2020 01:37:59,340 --> 01:38:00,860 - No! - Come on, girls, start dancing. 2021 01:38:00,940 --> 01:38:04,980 Just like we're used to seeing our wives with him, 2022 01:38:05,060 --> 01:38:06,740 Ms. Supriya will get used to it too. 2023 01:38:06,820 --> 01:38:07,940 You are right. 2024 01:38:08,660 --> 01:38:11,260 He's touching his cheeks with theirs in front of everyone. 2025 01:38:11,740 --> 01:38:13,660 I'm sure a lot of things happen in private. 2026 01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:16,980 Come on, that's okay between friends. 2027 01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:20,060 I've known him since my school days. 2028 01:38:20,140 --> 01:38:20,580 Really? 2029 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:24,580 He's so old that there are veins in his nails, 2030 01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:27,180 but he still remains a sleazebag. 2031 01:38:27,340 --> 01:38:28,420 He'll never change. 2032 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,260 Pyare sweetheart. 2033 01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:32,020 Do you want a cigarette? 2034 01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:34,060 Pyare sweetheart. 2035 01:38:35,540 --> 01:38:37,380 Pyare sweetheart. 2036 01:38:39,060 --> 01:38:40,780 Pyare sweetheart. 2037 01:38:40,900 --> 01:38:42,180 Come on, run. 2038 01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:44,220 "Radha-Radha." 2039 01:38:45,140 --> 01:38:46,260 "Radha-Radha." 2040 01:38:46,340 --> 01:38:47,740 "Radha-Radha." 2041 01:38:47,860 --> 01:38:48,820 Where are you going? 2042 01:38:48,900 --> 01:38:49,900 Over here. 2043 01:38:49,980 --> 01:38:51,220 "Radha-Radha." 2044 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,100 "Radha-Radha." 2045 01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:55,580 "Radha-Radha." 2046 01:38:56,580 --> 01:38:57,940 What are you doing, Mr. Prem? 2047 01:39:01,940 --> 01:39:02,940 It's pretty late. 2048 01:39:03,380 --> 01:39:04,180 What's happening? 2049 01:39:04,260 --> 01:39:06,700 Someone else is stealing your power. That's what's happening. 2050 01:39:07,340 --> 01:39:08,460 Hello? 2051 01:39:09,580 --> 01:39:11,260 Pick up the phone. 2052 01:39:11,340 --> 01:39:12,340 Yes. 2053 01:39:14,220 --> 01:39:15,220 Okay. 2054 01:39:15,700 --> 01:39:16,940 What are you doing in a ladies' washroom? 2055 01:39:17,020 --> 01:39:18,020 Shut up! 2056 01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:18,980 Hey! 2057 01:39:19,020 --> 01:39:20,020 Damn it! 2058 01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:21,500 What have you done?! 2059 01:39:21,580 --> 01:39:22,820 Rascal. 2060 01:39:29,420 --> 01:39:30,700 I've seen many things, 2061 01:39:30,780 --> 01:39:32,980 but I've never seen this happening out in the open. 2062 01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:39,780 He celebrated his wedding night even before the wedding could take place. 2063 01:39:40,140 --> 01:39:42,900 Now say that they're friends... 2064 01:39:43,980 --> 01:39:45,220 Are you alright, mom? 2065 01:39:45,380 --> 01:39:46,660 Mom. 2066 01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:50,180 Papa. 2067 01:39:50,580 --> 01:39:51,620 What? 2068 01:39:52,020 --> 01:39:53,660 Wait, stop. 2069 01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,500 - Pyare! Where are you going? - Stop. 2070 01:39:55,580 --> 01:39:56,740 Come here. 2071 01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:01,100 Why are you coming alone? The auspicious time is passing. 2072 01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:02,500 Why did you do all this? 2073 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:04,820 There are some here who can't be with their love, 2074 01:40:04,900 --> 01:40:06,780 and here you are sacrificing your own love. 2075 01:40:06,940 --> 01:40:09,020 Don't worry, Luv, I've got this. 2076 01:40:09,100 --> 01:40:09,980 You just keep loving. 2077 01:40:10,060 --> 01:40:12,500 You're becoming a problem for me, Uncle. 2078 01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:13,780 I've got everything ready, 2079 01:40:13,820 --> 01:40:15,500 from the wedding dress to the ring that fits my dad. 2080 01:40:15,660 --> 01:40:18,580 In fact, I even brought a mare that's the right size for him to ride. 2081 01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:20,220 Well done, Prema. 2082 01:40:20,740 --> 01:40:22,980 You've acted so well. 2083 01:40:23,220 --> 01:40:25,340 I fell for Prem the first time 2084 01:40:25,540 --> 01:40:28,020 I saw you dressed up as him. 2085 01:40:28,700 --> 01:40:29,860 What you two have done is wrong. 2086 01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:31,980 It would be wrong if I hadn't done this. 2087 01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:32,980 I don't believe that. 2088 01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:34,900 My happiness lies more with Dad than with Ishika. 2089 01:40:35,420 --> 01:40:37,420 I don't know if we can live without each other. 2090 01:40:37,660 --> 01:40:40,060 But I do know that Dad can't live with Ms. Supriya. 2091 01:40:40,460 --> 01:40:42,820 Listen up, Dad should be with the one he loves. 2092 01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:43,660 I don't care about anything else. 2093 01:40:43,740 --> 01:40:45,580 You listen too. 2094 01:40:45,660 --> 01:40:48,900 If I don't marry Ms. Supriya while I'm alive, then after I'm gone, 2095 01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:51,540 I'll enter your dad's body and love her myself. 2096 01:40:51,980 --> 01:40:53,060 But I will love her, no doubt about it. 2097 01:40:53,260 --> 01:40:56,020 I've been in love with her for the past 30 years, 2098 01:40:56,100 --> 01:40:57,300 but it hasn't had any effect on her. 2099 01:40:57,540 --> 01:40:59,100 Let me be clear. 2100 01:40:59,500 --> 01:41:01,620 You can make all the sacrifices you want. 2101 01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:05,700 I want to marry Ms. Surpriya, and you all better not interfere. 2102 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,620 Don't interfere. 2103 01:41:08,220 --> 01:41:09,460 The thought is very clear. 2104 01:41:10,140 --> 01:41:11,020 Don't interfere. 2105 01:41:11,100 --> 01:41:11,860 Well done. 2106 01:41:12,180 --> 01:41:14,220 You guys are drawing chits to pair people up, huh? 2107 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:15,540 Amazing. 2108 01:41:15,620 --> 01:41:18,460 Mom will go with him, and the daughter... 2109 01:41:18,860 --> 01:41:20,500 Well, the daughter will go wherever you tell her to go. 2110 01:41:21,380 --> 01:41:22,620 Uncle Pyare, you... 2111 01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,580 we thought of you as a family member, 2112 01:41:26,180 --> 01:41:27,980 but you ended up being a member of the parliament 2113 01:41:28,220 --> 01:41:30,340 You played politics with your own friend. 2114 01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:34,020 You feel bad when an outsider betrays you. 2115 01:41:34,620 --> 01:41:38,140 But it hurts even more when someone close to you betrays you. 2116 01:41:40,100 --> 01:41:41,100 Yeah, it really hurts. 2117 01:41:42,380 --> 01:41:44,580 I see my dreams and someone else's dreams coming true. 2118 01:41:44,660 --> 01:41:46,020 Yes, it hurts. 2119 01:41:46,580 --> 01:41:49,700 I set up the tent, and she marries someone else. 2120 01:41:49,820 --> 01:41:51,100 Yes, it hurts. 2121 01:41:51,340 --> 01:41:54,860 She shares her feelings with me but loves someone else. 2122 01:41:55,060 --> 01:41:56,380 Yes, it hurts. 2123 01:41:56,580 --> 01:41:59,020 It's not love, Uncle Pyare. It's friendship. 2124 01:41:59,980 --> 01:42:02,220 My mom treats you as a friend. 2125 01:42:02,660 --> 01:42:05,100 But she loves Uncle Prem. 2126 01:42:06,260 --> 01:42:07,980 And she wants to marry him. 2127 01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:12,140 We don't decide who we love. 2128 01:42:13,380 --> 01:42:15,420 Love decides who gets our love. 2129 01:42:17,580 --> 01:42:21,740 And I've decided that Mom will marry Uncle Prem. 2130 01:42:21,820 --> 01:42:22,740 You're right, Ishika. 2131 01:42:22,820 --> 01:42:24,020 You shut up. 2132 01:42:34,140 --> 01:42:36,740 - Listen, Mom, it's not Uncle's fault. - No way. 2133 01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:38,740 Don't try to explain things to me. 2134 01:42:39,580 --> 01:42:41,260 Was what I saw a lie? 2135 01:42:41,780 --> 01:42:43,180 It's my fault. 2136 01:42:43,940 --> 01:42:45,420 Holding someone's hand 2137 01:42:45,780 --> 01:42:48,380 and supporting them are two different things. 2138 01:42:49,020 --> 01:42:50,100 As they say, 2139 01:42:51,020 --> 01:42:55,740 you have to suffer for the things that aren't meant for you. 2140 01:42:56,900 --> 01:42:58,940 Let's add one more to the count today. 2141 01:42:59,580 --> 01:43:01,220 Mom, please, try to understand. 2142 01:43:01,340 --> 01:43:02,540 Enough. 2143 01:43:03,780 --> 01:43:06,540 I think this man is characterless. 2144 01:43:08,380 --> 01:43:09,620 Ishika's right, Mom. 2145 01:43:14,180 --> 01:43:15,260 Please forgive me. 2146 01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:19,700 I should be the one apologizing to your dad. 2147 01:43:21,620 --> 01:43:25,660 I was about to turn his colorful life into black and white. 2148 01:43:26,580 --> 01:43:28,620 Neither you nor Dad is wrong. 2149 01:43:29,380 --> 01:43:30,540 It's my fault. 2150 01:43:32,020 --> 01:43:33,500 I didn't want this wedding to happen. 2151 01:43:35,020 --> 01:43:36,060 Why not? 2152 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:37,860 Why? Why did you want that? 2153 01:43:38,940 --> 01:43:39,980 Because of love. 2154 01:43:43,980 --> 01:43:45,140 Because of my dad's love. 2155 01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:49,140 I've always received so much love from him. 2156 01:43:50,180 --> 01:43:53,580 But today, I'm afraid his love might get taken away. 2157 01:43:56,260 --> 01:43:57,420 That's why I had to do all this. 2158 01:44:02,100 --> 01:44:03,220 But what I saw...? 2159 01:44:03,900 --> 01:44:04,780 That was my aunt. 2160 01:44:05,100 --> 01:44:06,060 Your aunt? 2161 01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:12,900 My aunt was dressed as Dad so his image will fall in your eyes. 2162 01:44:13,860 --> 01:44:14,740 It was my fault. 2163 01:44:15,660 --> 01:44:16,940 I was trying to take Dad's love away from him. 2164 01:44:19,580 --> 01:44:20,500 Please forgive me. 2165 01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:26,140 Don't worry. This wedding will happen no matter what. 2166 01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:43,500 Please, don't tell Dad about any of this. 2167 01:44:47,340 --> 01:44:52,540 Son, the way after selling all these veggies, 2168 01:44:52,780 --> 01:44:56,020 you come back and give free coriander... 2169 01:44:58,300 --> 01:44:59,540 amazing! 2170 01:44:59,820 --> 01:45:00,780 This is great. 2171 01:45:12,620 --> 01:45:16,380 "My heart grooves, my love, " 2172 01:45:16,660 --> 01:45:19,980 "It dances when music plays in rhythm above." 2173 01:45:24,740 --> 01:45:27,460 "My heart grooves, my love, " 2174 01:45:27,860 --> 01:45:30,580 "It dances when music plays in rhythm above." 2175 01:45:30,660 --> 01:45:33,780 "My sweetheart, believe me, I worry about you," 2176 01:45:33,940 --> 01:45:37,220 "I don't want you to fight and be upset too." 2177 01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:40,780 "Our steps match, whenever we hit the dance floor," 2178 01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:47,060 "We will rock it, can't wait to dance some more." 2179 01:45:50,380 --> 01:45:53,580 "Music flows, whenever we hit the dance floor," 2180 01:45:56,700 --> 01:45:59,900 "I welcome you, can't wait to dance some more." 2181 01:46:10,780 --> 01:46:13,740 "Your lovers dance here to celebrate," 2182 01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:16,900 "It's like the world Celebrates at the sight of the moon." 2183 01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:20,180 "Everyone is crazy about your beauty," 2184 01:46:20,380 --> 01:46:23,380 "They will place their hearts at your feet, my lovely beauty." 2185 01:46:43,180 --> 01:46:49,540 "The crazy world is waiting outside your house," 2186 01:46:49,780 --> 01:46:57,580 "What do we call this magic of love that has taken over you?" 2187 01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:08,740 "The crazy world is waiting outside your house," 2188 01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:14,540 "What do we call this magic of love that has taken over you?" 2189 01:47:14,620 --> 01:47:17,820 "My sweetheart, believe me, I worry about you," 2190 01:47:17,900 --> 01:47:21,180 "I don't want you to fight and be upset too." 2191 01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:24,780 "Our steps match, whenever we hit the dance floor," 2192 01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:31,180 "We will rock it, can't wait to dance some more." 2193 01:47:34,380 --> 01:47:37,540 "Music flows, whenever we hit the dance floor," 2194 01:47:40,540 --> 01:47:44,100 "I welcome you, can't wait to dance some more." 2195 01:47:46,740 --> 01:47:49,740 "Your lovers dance here to celebrate," 2196 01:47:49,900 --> 01:47:52,900 "It's like the world Celebrates at the sight of the moon." 2197 01:47:52,980 --> 01:47:56,220 "Everyone is crazy about your beauty," 2198 01:47:56,380 --> 01:48:00,260 "They will place their hearts at your feet, my lovely beauty." 2199 01:48:00,940 --> 01:48:05,460 [Wedding chants] 2200 01:48:05,540 --> 01:48:08,780 This isn't fair, Mr. Prem. 2201 01:48:08,940 --> 01:48:11,820 You love me, and yet you're having a love marriage with her? 2202 01:48:11,940 --> 01:48:12,820 What can I do? 2203 01:48:13,140 --> 01:48:15,300 I fell in love with you when I was 55, 2204 01:48:16,380 --> 01:48:19,100 while she's been my childhood sweetheart. 2205 01:48:21,660 --> 01:48:23,380 By the way, you look great today. 2206 01:48:23,700 --> 01:48:25,260 How dare you touch my husband! 2207 01:48:26,900 --> 01:48:29,060 Come on, Ms. Supriya, you're worrying for no reason. 2208 01:48:29,260 --> 01:48:31,660 Mr. Prem is a close friend of ours. 2209 01:48:31,780 --> 01:48:32,660 He was. 2210 01:48:33,380 --> 01:48:34,260 He's not that anymore. 2211 01:48:34,460 --> 01:48:36,220 What's the problem with us being friends? 2212 01:48:36,340 --> 01:48:40,540 You're trying to make friends at an age when even enmity ends. 2213 01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:45,060 Come on, Ms. Supu, did our friendship end? 2214 01:48:45,140 --> 01:48:47,500 It didn't. In fact, I'm getting married to you. 2215 01:48:47,620 --> 01:48:51,460 Exactly. Marriage is between two people, not a hundred. 2216 01:48:51,620 --> 01:48:52,580 She's right, Dad. 2217 01:48:52,980 --> 01:48:53,780 Just let them go. 2218 01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:55,260 How can I let them go, son? 2219 01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:57,820 They're all close friends of mine. 2220 01:48:57,940 --> 01:49:00,980 That's not called friendship, that's called being a philanderer. 2221 01:49:01,180 --> 01:49:02,100 Philanderer! 2222 01:49:02,260 --> 01:49:06,900 Great, you're already acting like a wife before you're even married. 2223 01:49:06,980 --> 01:49:10,220 You're so smart, Mom. Please don't say that. 2224 01:49:10,420 --> 01:49:11,460 She's absolutely right. 2225 01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:15,620 Dear, today your mom is trying to stop me from seeing my friends. 2226 01:49:15,740 --> 01:49:17,740 Tomorrow, she'll ask for my phone's password. 2227 01:49:17,940 --> 01:49:21,140 And the day after, she'll give me pocket money from my own money. 2228 01:49:21,340 --> 01:49:24,180 Don't use that tone with my daughter-in-law. 2229 01:49:24,460 --> 01:49:28,940 I've been noticing you and your antics from day one. 2230 01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,860 Come on, Late Grandpa. 2231 01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:32,700 - When did Grandpa pass away, huh? - When did I die? 2232 01:49:32,780 --> 01:49:34,020 Look, this Pyare, 2233 01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:39,380 this Chota Bheem is always sitting next to you, but I never complained. 2234 01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:42,260 Yes, he sits next to me, but he maintains his distance. 2235 01:49:42,940 --> 01:49:44,500 He talks to me, but he's always well-mannered. 2236 01:49:44,700 --> 01:49:45,540 He's not like you. 2237 01:49:45,620 --> 01:49:48,820 If a woman has a headache, you give her a full body massage. 2238 01:49:48,900 --> 01:49:50,700 What's wrong with that, Ms. Supu? 2239 01:49:51,140 --> 01:49:54,820 If someone has a headache or body ache, 2240 01:49:55,500 --> 01:49:57,540 we should share the pain, right? 2241 01:49:57,700 --> 01:50:02,340 I'm not like your Chota Bheem who, under the pretext of talking, keeps... 2242 01:50:02,420 --> 01:50:04,460 Watch it, Prem Kumar Lusty Singh. 2243 01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:06,140 Don't make me say it. 2244 01:50:06,500 --> 01:50:09,540 Everyone here knows that if someone even mistakes your name, 2245 01:50:09,900 --> 01:50:12,660 they'll give them your character details before your address. 2246 01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:14,340 You are a pervert. 2247 01:50:14,420 --> 01:50:17,340 You would give goosebumps to a dead woman. 2248 01:50:17,420 --> 01:50:18,340 Don't get me started. 2249 01:50:18,420 --> 01:50:20,860 Everyone addresses a nurse as "sister," right? 2250 01:50:20,980 --> 01:50:21,820 Yes. 2251 01:50:21,940 --> 01:50:26,500 But this guy, when he was born, he saw the nurse and said, "Hello, baby." 2252 01:50:26,580 --> 01:50:28,260 The nurse started crying. 2253 01:50:28,500 --> 01:50:30,140 You're a scoundrel. 2254 01:50:30,220 --> 01:50:31,820 Yes. Yes, he's a scoundrel. 2255 01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:32,940 - Huh. - Yes, he's a scoundrel. 2256 01:50:32,980 --> 01:50:34,140 He's a scoundrel. 2257 01:50:34,220 --> 01:50:35,060 - Brother-in-law? - He's a scoundrel. 2258 01:50:35,460 --> 01:50:36,420 Brother-in-law? What are you doing? 2259 01:50:36,500 --> 01:50:37,300 Shut up, you scoundrel. 2260 01:50:37,780 --> 01:50:40,100 I'll tell him who's called a scoundrel. 2261 01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:41,260 Listen carefully. 2262 01:50:41,740 --> 01:50:44,460 A scoundrel is someone who lacks nothing. 2263 01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:46,180 What is he saying? 2264 01:50:46,340 --> 01:50:48,540 I always thought you just standing by my side. 2265 01:50:48,620 --> 01:50:51,460 But today, for the first time, I see you standing in my support. 2266 01:50:51,540 --> 01:50:53,420 Your honor is my honor, my brother-in-law. 2267 01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:54,300 Do you get it? 2268 01:50:54,380 --> 01:50:56,500 A brother-in-law can tolerate his brother-in-law's sister, 2269 01:50:56,580 --> 01:50:57,820 but he cannot tolerate someone insulting him. 2270 01:50:58,700 --> 01:51:01,780 Listen, you've seen him putting hooks on women's blouses, right? 2271 01:51:02,740 --> 01:51:03,860 But you never noticed he kept his eyes closed. 2272 01:51:05,020 --> 01:51:05,940 But he's not a scoundrel. 2273 01:51:06,380 --> 01:51:09,140 I know he drags the sari up to his knee while putting on an anklet, 2274 01:51:09,580 --> 01:51:11,020 but he's not a scoundrel. 2275 01:51:12,300 --> 01:51:17,540 He grabs a chicken's eggs and a goat's milk, but he's not a scoundrel. 2276 01:51:17,820 --> 01:51:20,620 - He can grab a flying bird's... - Enough, enough, enough. 2277 01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:22,100 That's enough, Brother-in-law. 2278 01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:25,020 I think you should go stand on their side. 2279 01:51:25,220 --> 01:51:27,860 You've ruined my image in front of everyone. 2280 01:51:28,060 --> 01:51:29,460 He doesn't need to. 2281 01:51:29,820 --> 01:51:30,980 You've already lost your image. 2282 01:51:31,100 --> 01:51:33,220 - Calm down, Dad. - There's a limit... 2283 01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:35,100 How can I calm down, son? She's insulting me. 2284 01:51:35,500 --> 01:51:37,300 It's not like that, Mom. 2285 01:51:37,420 --> 01:51:38,500 You're right, son. 2286 01:51:39,460 --> 01:51:42,940 He's not what I thought he was. 2287 01:51:43,780 --> 01:51:45,500 If he keeps behaving this way, 2288 01:51:46,620 --> 01:51:47,820 we'll have no choice but to cancel the wedding. 2289 01:51:48,060 --> 01:51:50,380 Then so be it. Let's cancel it. I won't tolerate being insulted. 2290 01:51:50,460 --> 01:51:51,100 Let's go, dear. 2291 01:51:51,220 --> 01:51:52,340 - Come with me. - Let go of his hand. 2292 01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:52,940 No, Mom. 2293 01:51:53,140 --> 01:51:54,100 Hey! Where are you going? 2294 01:51:54,180 --> 01:51:58,060 Ms. Supriya, do you really think I'll stay single if you don't marry me? 2295 01:51:58,140 --> 01:52:00,420 No way! I won't stay single even for 90 seconds. 2296 01:52:00,620 --> 01:52:02,500 I just need to pick up a wedding necklace 2297 01:52:02,580 --> 01:52:05,220 and 40 women will be ready to marry me. 2298 01:52:05,420 --> 01:52:08,260 - You're not perfect, you know! - Let's go. 2299 01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:09,580 - Mom! - What's this drama, huh? 2300 01:52:09,660 --> 01:52:11,060 Please get married to him. 2301 01:52:11,140 --> 01:52:13,300 - No, I don't want to get married. - Think twice 2302 01:52:13,380 --> 01:52:14,180 before making such a big decision 2303 01:52:14,300 --> 01:52:16,340 I've thought about it a million times before deciding this. 2304 01:52:16,420 --> 01:52:17,300 - I don't want to get married. - Yes. 2305 01:52:17,380 --> 01:52:19,220 - I don't want to get married. - Come on, couples fight sometimes. 2306 01:52:19,300 --> 01:52:20,860 - That doesn't mean you end everything. - Dad, please wait. 2307 01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:21,620 What is it? 2308 01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:23,260 Ms. Supriya is your childhood sweetheart. 2309 01:52:23,380 --> 01:52:26,540 You can have child marriages as kids, but you can't fall in love. 2310 01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:27,260 - Right, Ms. Supriya? - Yes. 2311 01:52:27,340 --> 01:52:28,540 You're fighting today, 2312 01:52:28,820 --> 01:52:32,220 but tomorrow you'll realize how hard it is to live without each other. 2313 01:52:32,300 --> 01:52:36,060 We sacrificed our love so you two could be together, 2314 01:52:36,660 --> 01:52:37,780 and now you want to call off the wedding? 2315 01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:46,580 We knew. 2316 01:52:50,220 --> 01:52:51,180 What? 2317 01:52:51,220 --> 01:52:53,460 Remember that day of the turmeric ceremony? 2318 01:52:55,220 --> 01:52:56,820 Well done, Prema. 2319 01:52:57,100 --> 01:52:58,500 You've acted so well. 2320 01:52:58,660 --> 01:53:03,580 I fell for Prem the first time I saw you dressed up as him. 2321 01:53:04,060 --> 01:53:07,060 'That day, it was me there, not your aunt.' 2322 01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:09,340 My happiness lies more with Dad than with Ishika. 2323 01:53:09,820 --> 01:53:11,980 I don't know if we can live without each other. 2324 01:53:12,300 --> 01:53:14,540 But I do know that Dad can't live with Ms. Supriya. 2325 01:53:15,060 --> 01:53:19,860 'I told everyone what I had learned from you,' 2326 01:53:20,140 --> 01:53:25,780 'and planned how to go ahead with Luv's arranged marriage.' 2327 01:53:30,540 --> 01:53:33,380 Now you two can get married while we continue to love each other. 2328 01:53:33,420 --> 01:53:34,380 Yes. 2329 01:53:37,260 --> 01:53:38,900 How could you two even think 2330 01:53:39,820 --> 01:53:44,700 we'd be happy after taking your happiness away? 2331 01:53:46,740 --> 01:53:47,700 Mom... 2332 01:53:48,740 --> 01:53:51,060 I thought you'd be all alone without me. 2333 01:53:52,420 --> 01:53:53,540 But today I realized 2334 01:53:54,940 --> 01:53:58,380 we kids are the ones who are alone without our parents. 2335 01:54:00,940 --> 01:54:03,780 We think we can hide anything from you. 2336 01:54:05,220 --> 01:54:06,380 But we forget 2337 01:54:07,980 --> 01:54:11,460 you understand our problems even when we don't say anything. 2338 01:54:14,740 --> 01:54:16,020 I'm really sorry, Mom. 2339 01:54:21,780 --> 01:54:23,940 Son, when you were a kid, 2340 01:54:24,820 --> 01:54:28,420 you used to share everything with me. 2341 01:54:28,860 --> 01:54:30,340 Now that you're an adult... 2342 01:54:31,060 --> 01:54:33,060 You hid such a big thing from me? 2343 01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:39,220 I would've never been at peace if this wedding had gone through. 2344 01:54:41,260 --> 01:54:46,100 Son, you should share your happiness with your family, 2345 01:54:47,180 --> 01:54:49,580 not take it away from them. 2346 01:54:51,380 --> 01:54:52,260 Got it? 2347 01:54:52,500 --> 01:54:55,820 Parents are always giving to their children. 2348 01:54:57,020 --> 01:54:58,020 First, you gave us life. 2349 01:54:58,660 --> 01:54:59,580 Then you gave us good values. 2350 01:55:00,380 --> 01:55:01,740 And today, you gave us your love too. 2351 01:55:05,220 --> 01:55:06,500 We tried to outsmart the ones 2352 01:55:07,340 --> 01:55:10,260 who raised us 2353 01:55:11,660 --> 01:55:15,780 and know us better than anyone. 2354 01:55:18,060 --> 01:55:21,780 We thought... God can only be found in temples. 2355 01:55:23,940 --> 01:55:26,860 But today, we realized they're actually at home. 2356 01:55:31,860 --> 01:55:32,780 Sorry, Dad. 2357 01:55:39,380 --> 01:55:41,340 Well, the confusion is all cleared up now. 2358 01:55:41,820 --> 01:55:43,260 A big round of applause for this family. 2359 01:55:46,460 --> 01:55:47,420 Stuff happens. It's alright. 2360 01:55:47,820 --> 01:55:49,740 - Mr. Prem, I have a small request. 2361 01:55:50,660 --> 01:55:51,980 Two couples were meant to get married today. 2362 01:55:52,580 --> 01:55:53,780 These two will, that's one. 2363 01:55:54,540 --> 01:55:55,620 Let us be the second couple. 2364 01:55:55,900 --> 01:55:56,860 We've been seeing each other. 2365 01:55:58,380 --> 01:55:59,300 I seek your blessings, Mother-in-law. 2366 01:56:00,380 --> 01:56:01,380 You know what, Brother? 2367 01:56:02,140 --> 01:56:03,100 - Keep this. - Hey! 2368 01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:03,900 - No, keep it. - But... 2369 01:56:03,980 --> 01:56:05,020 - Keep it, it's fine. - But... 2370 01:56:05,180 --> 01:56:07,020 - This is my wedding gift for you. - Thank you, thank you. 2371 01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:10,940 And you, my brother, are great. 2372 01:56:11,820 --> 01:56:14,100 It was my playground, my bat and ball, 2373 01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:16,940 and you hit a six on the last ball and got the girl, huh? 2374 01:56:18,700 --> 01:56:19,860 Everyone, listen carefully. 2375 01:56:20,740 --> 01:56:23,180 Never change for a girl. 2376 01:56:23,460 --> 01:56:25,260 - Why, Brother? - Because then the girl changes. 2377 01:56:25,460 --> 01:56:26,340 Oh, yes. 2378 01:56:28,540 --> 01:56:30,860 Hello, Nisha? Parchit is a smoker. 2379 01:56:30,940 --> 01:56:31,980 - Don't marry him. - Listen! 2380 01:56:32,060 --> 01:56:33,140 Where are you going without us? 2381 01:56:33,220 --> 01:56:34,300 - Let's go. - Wait, I'm coming. 2382 01:56:34,380 --> 01:56:37,740 Brother, listen... there's a 7:45 fast train. Take it. 2383 01:56:54,900 --> 01:56:56,060 'Whether it's a cigarette or love,' 2384 01:56:56,140 --> 01:56:58,020 'the flames always die out by the time they reach me.' 2385 01:57:40,140 --> 01:57:46,860 "Let us sit under love's shade forever," 2386 01:57:47,100 --> 01:57:50,420 "Let us both listen," 2387 01:57:50,500 --> 01:57:53,860 "Let us not say a word, no never." 2388 01:58:01,100 --> 01:58:07,860 "Let us sit under love's shade forever," 2389 01:58:08,020 --> 01:58:11,420 "Let us both listen," 2390 01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:14,700 "Let us not say a word to each other." 2391 01:58:14,940 --> 01:58:18,340 "Let the world be upset with me," 2392 01:58:18,540 --> 01:58:21,780 "But you never be upset with me," 2393 01:58:21,980 --> 01:58:28,780 "Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend," 2394 01:58:29,060 --> 01:58:35,820 "Let us begin something that never ends." 2395 01:58:35,980 --> 01:58:42,700 "Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend," 2396 01:58:42,980 --> 01:58:49,700 "Let us begin something that never ends." 2397 01:59:07,580 --> 01:59:14,140 "My heart gets restless if you're not near," 2398 01:59:14,500 --> 01:59:20,980 "It worries about you, my love, my dear." 2399 01:59:21,500 --> 01:59:25,020 "I love everything you say as your words are so sweet," 2400 01:59:25,100 --> 01:59:28,100 "Our meetings are like delicacies I can't help but repeat." 2401 01:59:28,620 --> 01:59:35,140 "I find my nights lost in your dark eyes," 2402 01:59:35,340 --> 01:59:42,060 "In your arms I reside and in your gaze my soul lies." 2403 01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:49,020 "You seek yourself in me, and I lose myself in you," 2404 01:59:49,300 --> 01:59:56,260 "Let's come together in a bond that we can never be separated too." 2405 01:59:56,340 --> 02:00:03,100 "Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend," 2406 02:00:03,180 --> 02:00:09,980 "Let us begin something that never ends." 2407 02:00:10,260 --> 02:00:17,020 "Let's gaze into each other's eyes and communicate, my friend," 2408 02:00:17,260 --> 02:00:24,340 "Let us begin something that never ends." 180878