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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,101 Red Riding Hood, you probably know the story. 2 00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:41,002 But there's more to every tale than meets the eye. 3 00:00:41,102 --> 00:00:45,703 It's just like they always say, you can't judge a book by its cover. 4 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:50,904 If you want to know the truth, you've gotta flip through the pages. 5 00:01:02,206 --> 00:01:03,807 Granny! 6 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:08,908 It's me, Red! 7 00:01:11,709 --> 00:01:13,109 Is everything OK? 8 00:01:13,109 --> 00:01:16,410 Oh, yeah, sure thing. Come on in. 9 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,010 What? 10 00:01:18,110 --> 00:01:21,211 - Who are you? - I'm your grandma. 11 00:01:21,311 --> 00:01:23,811 Your face looks really weird, Granny. 12 00:01:23,911 --> 00:01:25,812 I've been sick. I... 13 00:01:25,812 --> 00:01:27,812 Your mouth doesn't move when you talk. 14 00:01:27,812 --> 00:01:30,813 Plastic surgery. Grandma's had a little work done. 15 00:01:30,913 --> 00:01:34,114 Now, come on over here. Let's have a look at you. 16 00:01:34,214 --> 00:01:37,614 So, what's going on, Grandma? 17 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:39,615 This and that, doing a lot of quilting. 18 00:01:39,715 --> 00:01:41,915 So you got the loot? 19 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:45,616 Whoa. What big hands you have. 20 00:01:45,616 --> 00:01:49,117 Oh, all the better to scratch my back with. 21 00:01:49,117 --> 00:01:52,718 - And what big ears you have! - All the better to hear your... 22 00:01:52,818 --> 00:01:55,018 ...many criticisms! 23 00:01:55,018 --> 00:01:57,319 Old people just have big ears, dear. 24 00:01:57,419 --> 00:02:00,019 And Granny, what big eyes you have! 25 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:03,320 Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting? 26 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:08,121 You came here for a reason. So tell old Granny what you got in the basket. 27 00:02:08,221 --> 00:02:11,022 Ah, Granny! What bad breath you have! 28 00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:12,522 All right! 29 00:02:12,622 --> 00:02:15,723 You again? What do I have to do, get a restraining order? 30 00:02:15,823 --> 00:02:18,124 Settle down, little girl. I'm on to you. 31 00:02:18,224 --> 00:02:20,324 - Hai-ya! - Save it, Red Fu. 32 00:02:20,324 --> 00:02:23,625 You been dodging me all day, but now you might as well give up. 33 00:02:27,726 --> 00:02:31,126 You crazy wolf! What have you done with Granny? 34 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:33,827 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 35 00:02:34,727 --> 00:02:36,528 - Granny! - It's you! But you... 36 00:02:57,832 --> 00:03:00,133 Chief Grizzly, are the suspects 37 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:02,634 - connected with the Goody Bandit? - Yeah, uh... 38 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:05,534 No. Don't print that, Maxine. We don't know anything yet. 39 00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:07,835 Is the house made of gingerbread? 40 00:03:07,935 --> 00:03:10,135 - Don't think so. - Do bears eat gingerbread? 41 00:03:10,135 --> 00:03:13,836 That's enough with the questions. Jerry, come on! Get these people back! 42 00:03:13,936 --> 00:03:16,437 All right, back it up! Let the chief do his job! 43 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:19,537 Come on, you, with the feathers, back behind the snake. 44 00:03:19,637 --> 00:03:21,538 I just want to go home and hibernate. 45 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:22,838 - Bill! - Chief! 46 00:03:22,938 --> 00:03:25,839 - All right, what do we got? - It's a domestic disturbance. 47 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:29,540 Breaking and entering, wielding an ax without a license, intent to eat. 48 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,240 I get it. Any connection with the recipe robberies? 49 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:36,041 You mean the Goody Bandit? Could be. The house belongs to Granny Puckett. 50 00:03:36,141 --> 00:03:38,742 - The cookbook lady? - Yeah, that's the one. 51 00:03:42,343 --> 00:03:46,543 OK, Paul Bunyan was swinging the ax, and Wolfie was trying to eat Lil' Bit. 52 00:03:46,644 --> 00:03:50,144 - All right, get a muzzle on that guy. - I can explain everything. 53 00:03:50,244 --> 00:03:51,945 You can explain it to the judge. 54 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,745 - Shouldn't you be in school? - Shouldn't I have a lawyer? 55 00:03:54,745 --> 00:03:56,146 Uh... What are you doing? 56 00:03:56,246 --> 00:03:58,446 - Hey. We was just... - I was just smelling it. 57 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:01,347 - Don't eat that. That's evidence. - Right. 58 00:04:02,547 --> 00:04:05,348 All right, so this looks pretty open-and-shut. 59 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:09,349 Little Miss Rosy Cakes making covert deliveries to the goody tycoon, 60 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,149 Wolfie tries to eat 'em both, 61 00:04:11,249 --> 00:04:15,550 then Crazy Flannel Pants with the ax here busts in swinging vigilante-style. 62 00:04:15,650 --> 00:04:17,250 Take 'em downtown, boys. 63 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:19,751 It's the woods, chief. We don't have a downtown. 64 00:04:19,851 --> 00:04:21,751 You know what I mean. Just book 'em! 65 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:24,752 Not so fast, Grizzly. 66 00:04:26,352 --> 00:04:31,054 That's the problem with you bears, always growling up the wrong tree. 67 00:04:31,054 --> 00:04:33,154 - Hey, Nicky! - You on the case, Nick? 68 00:04:33,254 --> 00:04:35,555 No, just stopping by to have a sarsaparilla. 69 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:38,055 Say, Tommy, you lose some weight? 70 00:04:38,055 --> 00:04:39,455 - Uh, no. - Didn't think so. 71 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:43,256 Nicky Flippers. What are you doing here? This is my case. 72 00:04:43,256 --> 00:04:47,157 Well, someone hibernated on the wrong side of the cave. 73 00:04:47,257 --> 00:04:49,658 I saw the lights, thought the circus was in town. 74 00:04:49,658 --> 00:04:51,258 Now, of course, I see I was right. 75 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,059 You're too late, Nicky. I got this case all wrapped up. 76 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:56,059 - Is that right? - Yeah. 77 00:04:56,159 --> 00:04:58,560 They got us all wrong, Mr. Flippers. 78 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:01,360 Oh, I don't know, you look pretty dangerous to me. 79 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,961 - What's your name? - Red. 80 00:05:03,061 --> 00:05:06,261 - And why do they call you that? - Why do they call you "Flippers"? 81 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:08,862 Go Flippers 82 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:11,463 - Jump! Get on! - Go Flippers 83 00:05:11,563 --> 00:05:13,363 Go Flippers Go Flippers 84 00:05:13,463 --> 00:05:16,464 Uh, no reason. 85 00:05:16,564 --> 00:05:19,164 They call me Red because of this red hood I wear. 86 00:05:19,164 --> 00:05:22,765 - What about when you're not wearing it? - I usually wear it. 87 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,266 Recipes have come up missing all over the forest. 88 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:27,966 Goody shops have been going out of business for months, 89 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,467 and the trail ends here. I got a case to close. 90 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:35,068 Slow down, chief. We've got four suspects, and that means four stories, 91 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,669 and if you get people talking long enough, someone will spill the beans. 92 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:41,369 - Beans? - Could I just make a quick phone call? 93 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:45,670 I'll tell you what happened. 94 00:05:46,871 --> 00:05:50,371 What's with the handcuffs on a girl? Her wrists could slip right out. 95 00:05:50,471 --> 00:05:52,972 - How about a cage? - Bring in the cage! 96 00:05:53,072 --> 00:05:56,573 - I was being sarcastic. - Sarcasm. Strike the cage. 97 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:59,974 All right, get the cuffs off her. 98 00:06:02,474 --> 00:06:06,375 So, Red, why don't you explain how this all began? 99 00:06:06,375 --> 00:06:09,076 Well, like any other day. 100 00:06:09,176 --> 00:06:11,676 I was making deliveries for my Granny's goody shop. 101 00:06:11,676 --> 00:06:13,377 ♪ Ba ba ba-da-ba-da 102 00:06:13,477 --> 00:06:14,677 ♪ Ba ba 103 00:06:14,777 --> 00:06:17,778 ♪ Ba ba ba ba 104 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:21,679 ♪ Ba ba ba 105 00:06:21,779 --> 00:06:24,079 ♪ Here's a story I hope 106 00:06:24,179 --> 00:06:26,380 ♪ You'll like 107 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,480 ♪ It's the one about the girl riding on her bike 108 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,081 - ♪ I know - Hi, Red! 109 00:06:31,181 --> 00:06:34,781 ♪ It's a tired old tale but it still rings true 110 00:06:34,882 --> 00:06:37,382 - Hey, Red. - ♪ She could never be rude 111 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:39,683 - ♪ Or unkind - Hey! 112 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:42,783 ♪ But a sad song played at the back of her mind 113 00:06:45,084 --> 00:06:48,285 ♪ Can someone show me a different day 114 00:06:48,385 --> 00:06:50,285 ♪ To take me away 115 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:53,486 ♪ Take me out of the woods 116 00:06:53,486 --> 00:06:54,986 ♪ Great big world 117 00:06:55,086 --> 00:07:00,487 ♪ You know what I'm wanting for you 118 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:05,488 ♪ You know what I'm wanting for you 119 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:09,189 ♪ What I'm wanting for you 120 00:07:09,289 --> 00:07:11,690 ♪ Wanting for you 121 00:07:19,292 --> 00:07:20,692 Hey, Red! 122 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,593 Oh! Nice outfit. Always red with you. 123 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,593 - You must be in autumn. - Hey, Boingo. 124 00:07:25,593 --> 00:07:28,094 Aren't you helping the Muffin Man today? 125 00:07:28,194 --> 00:07:31,594 Oh, he closed up shop. Someone took all his recipes last night, 126 00:07:31,594 --> 00:07:34,095 and now I'm out of a job. 127 00:07:34,095 --> 00:07:37,596 Gee, Boingo, I'm really sorry. Are you still running the cable car? 128 00:07:37,696 --> 00:07:39,296 Yeah, yeah, I am. 129 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:41,597 But it's nothing like making goodies all day. 130 00:07:41,697 --> 00:07:43,897 Would a carrot crumpet make you feel better? 131 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:47,698 Oh, boy, oh, boy! Thanks, Red. I can always count on you to deliver, 132 00:07:47,798 --> 00:07:49,998 you little rascally devil. 133 00:07:50,098 --> 00:07:52,899 Yeah, well, the woods don't go around by themselves. 134 00:08:00,801 --> 00:08:03,301 Shut it down. 135 00:08:14,604 --> 00:08:17,805 - Come on, let's go. - Where are we going now, Mama? 136 00:08:17,805 --> 00:08:19,805 With the Goody Bandit on the loose, 137 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:22,706 recipes were becoming an endangered species. 138 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,506 I decided to call Granny. 139 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:27,307 If anyone would know what to do, she would. 140 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,408 I don't know what to do. I'm just a tired old lady. 141 00:08:30,508 --> 00:08:33,808 Your recipes are the most famous in the whole forest, Granny. 142 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:36,609 What if they get swiped? It could wipe you out. 143 00:08:36,609 --> 00:08:39,710 Maybe I should bring you the recipe book, for safekeeping. 144 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,610 A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. 145 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,511 I'm not so little anymore. 146 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:48,612 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes there, and everything will be fine. 147 00:08:48,712 --> 00:08:51,212 - But... - I have to go now. My program's on. 148 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,413 Kisses. 149 00:08:57,514 --> 00:08:59,714 What you reading, Red? 150 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:03,215 "Far Away Places"? 151 00:09:03,315 --> 00:09:07,816 - Are you going somewhere far away? - No. The world is too dangerous. 152 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:11,617 Can't see! Danger! Turn into the skid! 153 00:09:13,817 --> 00:09:16,118 I'm OK. I'll walk it off. 154 00:09:16,218 --> 00:09:20,019 You can't go away. Who's gonna ride the Goody Bike? 155 00:09:20,119 --> 00:09:24,120 If I had wings like you, I'd fly all the way past that mountain, 156 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:27,220 and the next one and the next one... 157 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:30,721 But I can't. I'm just a kid. 158 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:32,422 I'm just a woodpecker. 159 00:09:32,522 --> 00:09:35,922 Uh-oh. 160 00:09:50,526 --> 00:09:53,126 "You're next"? 161 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:57,127 What... what does it mean, "you're next"? 162 00:10:00,828 --> 00:10:02,228 Ruined. 163 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:05,829 It means someone wants our recipes. 164 00:10:18,132 --> 00:10:21,933 Are they gonna get your recipes? 165 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:23,233 Not today. 166 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,835 So you deliberately took your Granny's recipes 167 00:10:29,935 --> 00:10:33,135 from the family vault, without permission. 168 00:10:33,235 --> 00:10:35,336 - Help yourself. - And then, 169 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:38,837 you set out on a dangerous journey up the mountain... 170 00:10:38,937 --> 00:10:41,937 ...alone? - Yeah. I guess I did. 171 00:10:44,138 --> 00:10:45,538 ♪ Critters have feelings 172 00:10:45,638 --> 00:10:47,639 ♪ Well, critters have feelings 173 00:10:47,739 --> 00:10:49,039 ♪ Critters have feelings 174 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:51,439 ♪ Well, critters have feelings too 175 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,840 ♪ Critters have feelings Critters have feelings 176 00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:56,941 I guess running the cable car's not so bad, you know. 177 00:10:57,041 --> 00:11:00,642 It's a great way to see the forest without worrying about all those big, 178 00:11:00,742 --> 00:11:03,142 mean, hairy beasts out there. 179 00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:06,443 - Beasts? - Oh, yeah, you know, beasts. 180 00:11:06,543 --> 00:11:09,043 The wolves and the bobcats and the mountain lions 181 00:11:09,143 --> 00:11:11,544 and the saber-tooth tigers! But mostly wolves. 182 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:13,845 Mostly wolves. 183 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:17,645 The forest can be a dangerous place for a little guy like me, with my cute... 184 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,346 Look at me, I'm fuzzy... You deliver up this far? 185 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,046 Well, not usually. 186 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:25,147 But I was thinking about what you told me earlier. 187 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:27,047 About the Muffin Man? 188 00:11:27,047 --> 00:11:30,348 I need to protect Granny's recipes from that Bandit's evil plan. 189 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:33,949 They're gonna shut down everyone in the forest if we're not careful. 190 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:07,857 'Afternoon. 191 00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:10,057 Hello. 192 00:12:10,157 --> 00:12:12,658 So you're the little girl in the red hood. 193 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:15,158 That was quite a bit of falling you did just now. 194 00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:17,459 - You saw that. - Yeah, gravity's working. 195 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:21,160 Those old cable cars on the... You should write a letter. 196 00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:25,361 Wow! Something smells good. Those, uh... goodies in there? 197 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,561 I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 198 00:12:27,561 --> 00:12:30,062 No, you shouldn't. Good call. 199 00:12:30,062 --> 00:12:32,262 What are you doing in the big, bad forest? 200 00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:35,263 You taking the goodies to someone in particular? 201 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,563 - Um... my granny. - Granny? 202 00:12:37,563 --> 00:12:39,264 Granny Puckett? The goody lady? 203 00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:42,565 My goodness, she makes some good... goodies. 204 00:12:42,665 --> 00:12:46,265 She's got a thing, it's like a... It's like a... cookies. 205 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,566 Shortbread, chocolate icing between, very... 206 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:53,067 It's good. Ah, it's very good. 207 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:55,467 You make deliveries to your granny often? 208 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,368 I don't think I should tell you that. 209 00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:00,369 Oh, you don't have anything else in that? 210 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:02,469 You ask a lot of questions, mister. 211 00:13:02,569 --> 00:13:05,870 Well, I'm a curious guy. Let me have a look. 212 00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:07,270 I'd rather you didn't. 213 00:13:09,771 --> 00:13:12,871 Red! Red Riding Hood! 214 00:13:18,373 --> 00:13:19,873 Hand over the basket. 215 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,975 Red! 216 00:13:35,176 --> 00:13:37,977 You can't hold onto those recipes forever! 217 00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:41,878 I'll get you, and your little Granny too! 218 00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,779 Well, that settles it. 219 00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:48,379 - We got our Bandit. - Could be. 220 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,980 I'd like to count my chickens after they hatch. 221 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,280 Chickens? 222 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,381 You've gotta admit, a wolf stopping kids in the middle of the forest... 223 00:13:56,481 --> 00:13:59,182 - That's pretty creepy. - Right. Yes, yes. 224 00:13:59,282 --> 00:14:01,782 But we don't arrest people for being creepy. 225 00:14:02,683 --> 00:14:05,083 Yeah, Bruce. You know that guy we got in the tank? 226 00:14:05,183 --> 00:14:07,384 - The creepy one? - Yeah. Better let him go. 227 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:09,084 So you went on to Granny's? 228 00:14:09,284 --> 00:14:13,285 I found an old trail up the north side of the mountain. 229 00:14:19,887 --> 00:14:21,687 Hello! 230 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,090 Hello. 231 00:14:39,691 --> 00:14:42,792 I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house. 232 00:14:43,192 --> 00:14:45,792 ♪ Granny Puckett 233 00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:49,593 - Could you stop singing for one moment? - ♪ No, I can't, I wish I could 234 00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:54,594 ♪ But a mountain witch done put a spell on me 37 years ago 235 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,795 ♪ And now I gotta sing everything I say 236 00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:00,896 - Everything? - That's right. 237 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:02,796 You just talked! Just now! 238 00:15:02,896 --> 00:15:04,297 Did I? 239 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:05,697 ♪ Did I? 240 00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:10,598 ♪ Did I, did I, did I doo-dah, doo-dah did-i-doo 241 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,999 - Granny? - What's that? Who's there? 242 00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:17,300 It's Red. I'm on my way to come see... 243 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,100 Oh, my dearie, I'm not prepared. 244 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,501 I need to put down fresh doilies! 245 00:15:23,601 --> 00:15:26,802 - Granny! Granny, what's wrong? - Gotta go, munchkin. 246 00:15:26,902 --> 00:15:28,902 Bonsai! 247 00:15:29,002 --> 00:15:30,002 Oh, no. 248 00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,703 Mr. Goat, my granny's in trouble. 249 00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:35,604 I've gotta find a way around the mountain, fast. 250 00:15:35,704 --> 00:15:39,104 ♪ Well, you came to the right goat 251 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,305 Oh, good. More singing. 252 00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:44,606 ♪ Thirty-seven years ago a witch done put a spell on me 253 00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:45,806 Yeah. I know. 254 00:15:45,906 --> 00:15:50,007 ♪ A spell where when I'm talking I'm singing it with glee 255 00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:54,108 ♪ But when you're always singing you've got to live alone 256 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,309 ♪ That's why I made this mountain shack my home 257 00:15:57,309 --> 00:15:58,309 That's great... 258 00:15:58,409 --> 00:16:02,110 ♪ When you're on the mountain there's lots to be a-feared 259 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:06,011 ♪ That's why this here old mountain goat's prepared 260 00:16:06,011 --> 00:16:10,111 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do 261 00:16:10,211 --> 00:16:13,812 These tunnels, I need one that leads to Puckett Grove. 262 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:28,416 ♪ But I got horns that open bottles and I got horns that hold my keys 263 00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:30,716 ♪ I got horns that when you turn 'em right 264 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:32,617 ♪ They help me watch TV 265 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:36,917 ♪ I got horns that open pickle jars and horns that come with hair 266 00:16:37,018 --> 00:16:39,318 ♪ I got horns that hang my other horns 267 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:42,119 ♪ I always come prepared 268 00:16:42,219 --> 00:16:45,019 - Can you help me find...? - ♪ To be prepared, to be prepared 269 00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:48,820 ♪ This lesson must be shared This lesson must be shared 270 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,921 ♪ To be prepared 271 00:16:51,021 --> 00:16:53,421 ♪ To be prepared, to be prepared 272 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:55,622 ♪ And unless you've got a spare 273 00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:59,523 ♪ You've got one life so handle it with care 274 00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:01,723 - Aaah! - Yipee! 275 00:17:01,823 --> 00:17:07,224 Keep your hands and feet inside of the vehicle at all times! 276 00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:39,732 ♪ An avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared 277 00:17:39,832 --> 00:17:42,832 ♪ It's rumbling like a mountain lion I must say that I'm scared 278 00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:45,933 ♪ And if not for the witch's spell you'd hear just how I scream 279 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:49,134 ♪ But since I'm only singing I'll just yodel till we're creamed 280 00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:14,339 Red! 281 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240 Granny? 282 00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,041 Use the hood, Red! 283 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,442 Use the hood! 284 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:36,845 What? 285 00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:41,446 ♪ I was prepared! 286 00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:57,249 Granny! It's me, Red. Is everything OK? 287 00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,349 Oh, yeah, sure thing. 288 00:18:58,449 --> 00:19:01,850 So this wolf, he was dressed as your grandmother? 289 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,251 - Yes. - I'm your grandma. 290 00:19:04,251 --> 00:19:06,951 - And you bought that? - No, not really. 291 00:19:06,951 --> 00:19:09,252 Whoa. What big hands you have. 292 00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:11,252 And what big ears you have. 293 00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:13,953 What bad breath you have! What big eyes you have. 294 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,354 Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting? 295 00:19:17,454 --> 00:19:19,254 Then the fellow with the ax burst in? 296 00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:24,355 No, no, not yet. 297 00:19:25,756 --> 00:19:27,756 First I was attacked by that crazy wolf! 298 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:30,057 Hai-ya! You crazy wolf! 299 00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:31,957 My granny jumped out of a closet. 300 00:19:32,057 --> 00:19:34,358 - Aaah! - But she was tied up... 301 00:19:34,358 --> 00:19:36,558 And then the axman cometh? 302 00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:37,758 You got it. 303 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:40,559 Only he was screaming. 304 00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:43,160 Like a maniac. 305 00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:51,261 - So that was it? - That wolf was gonna eat us all. 306 00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:54,062 The guy's pawprints are all over the room. Book him! 307 00:19:54,162 --> 00:19:58,863 Hold the phone, fuzzy-wuzzy. Let's hear it from the wolf's mouth. 308 00:20:08,365 --> 00:20:09,766 - Don't I get a drink? - No! 309 00:20:09,866 --> 00:20:12,766 So, Mr. Wolf, may I call you "Wolf"? 310 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,867 You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers. 311 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,367 Quit playing around, Wolf! 312 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,768 You're looking at three-to-five in an old shoe with no windows! 313 00:20:20,868 --> 00:20:22,568 So start singing! 314 00:20:22,668 --> 00:20:26,169 - Your face looks familiar. - I get around the forest. 315 00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:27,970 What do you for a living, Mr. Wolf? 316 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:30,570 I'm a shepherd. Hey! 317 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,171 You might as well confess. I told them everything! 318 00:20:33,271 --> 00:20:35,471 Could you keep her away from me, please? 319 00:20:35,571 --> 00:20:37,272 I remember you. 320 00:20:37,372 --> 00:20:39,472 Three years ago on the Stiltskin case. 321 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,273 You were snooping around for a lead on his real name. 322 00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:43,473 I was close too. 323 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:46,374 I was gonna go with "Greg." Greg Stiltskin. 324 00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:49,375 Wait a minute, Flippers! You saying this guy's a cop? 325 00:20:49,475 --> 00:20:51,775 Worse. He's a reporter. 326 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,176 - A what? - And I've got the real story. 327 00:21:05,078 --> 00:21:07,079 I'm an investigativejournalist. 328 00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:10,879 You've probably read my column Facts and Fairy Tales. 329 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,381 I spent the last six months undercover 330 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:19,281 investigating the so-called "Goody Bandit. " 331 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:22,182 As more recipes go missing, the trail has gotten hotter. 332 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,583 And I'm talking hot coffee, hot coffee, 333 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:29,584 all over my neck. Very, very painful. 334 00:21:29,684 --> 00:21:33,084 People think a health board examiner doesn't lead a dangerous life, 335 00:21:33,184 --> 00:21:36,085 but I will tell you, my furry friend, food is dangerous. 336 00:21:36,085 --> 00:21:38,586 That's why Kenny told me to come and take a look. 337 00:21:38,686 --> 00:21:41,086 - Who? - Your boss, Kenny. 338 00:21:41,186 --> 00:21:43,387 - You mean Earl? - That's what Earl said. 339 00:21:43,487 --> 00:21:47,188 He said, uh, "Kenny, come down here," and so, here I am. 340 00:21:47,288 --> 00:21:49,988 I'm surprised your dessert counter hasn't been hit, 341 00:21:50,088 --> 00:21:51,889 with all the thievery going around. 342 00:21:51,989 --> 00:21:56,090 - What did you say your name was? - Shaw. Rick Shaw. I'm in from Japan. 343 00:21:56,090 --> 00:21:58,890 Well, Kenny, I'm gonna give you a clean bill of health. 344 00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:01,391 But I'm gonna need the names of all your suppliers. 345 00:22:01,491 --> 00:22:03,991 You'll have to talk to Earl. 346 00:22:04,091 --> 00:22:07,392 Well, that's Earl right now. Probably called the FDA. 347 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:11,093 You keep that thing groomed. And watch out for hot coffee. Painful. 348 00:22:13,594 --> 00:22:16,194 No desserts. Waste of time. 349 00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:20,695 The little delivery girl in the red hood. 350 00:22:20,795 --> 00:22:21,795 Always on the go. 351 00:22:21,795 --> 00:22:26,096 More goodies pass through her hands than anyone's in the whole forest. 352 00:22:26,196 --> 00:22:28,397 She seemed happy... 353 00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:31,798 ...a little too happy, perhaps. 354 00:22:35,298 --> 00:22:37,199 Oh! Creepy. 355 00:22:37,199 --> 00:22:39,799 I was starting to have my suspicions. 356 00:22:39,899 --> 00:22:43,300 Question: Who does she move the goodies for? 357 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,601 Where do they come from? Where are they going? 358 00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,902 And why the hood? 359 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:53,202 - Twitchy, you scared me. - Hey, boss, I beeped you. Get my beep? 360 00:22:53,302 --> 00:22:55,303 - Calm down. - I got up early. Got the gear. 361 00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:57,503 I was watching the girl like you told me to. 362 00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:01,404 - Yeah. Did you see where she went? - Past porcupines and the bird's tree, 363 00:23:01,404 --> 00:23:04,805 guy with the beard, now she's up the creek! She sings everywhere! 364 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:08,006 I'm way ahead of you. We gotta find out who she's working for. 365 00:23:08,006 --> 00:23:11,307 - You got the camera? - The 220x and photograb with autofocus! 366 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,507 - Color or black and white? - Doesn't matter. 367 00:23:13,607 --> 00:23:15,908 - I brought a flash! - Put that away! 368 00:23:16,008 --> 00:23:18,308 - It's covert. No flash. - Undercover, got it. 369 00:23:18,408 --> 00:23:21,009 Nobody sees, nobody knows. Click-click. Hee-hee. 370 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,209 You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee? 371 00:23:24,309 --> 00:23:25,910 I don't drink coffee! 372 00:23:29,311 --> 00:23:31,811 Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon. 373 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:35,612 I decided to get the word on the street from one of my top informants. 374 00:23:35,612 --> 00:23:38,613 - How's it going, Woolworth? - Man, what are you doing here? 375 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:42,414 The shepherd comes by and sees me talking to you, I'm gonna get the crook. 376 00:23:42,414 --> 00:23:45,814 Yeah? There's a bigger crook on the loose that I'm concerned about. 377 00:23:45,914 --> 00:23:49,015 - What ya hear about the Goody Bandit? - What do I know? 378 00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:51,016 Hiya, Twitchy. 379 00:23:51,116 --> 00:23:54,516 - The little girl in the red hood. - Don't know, never heard of her. 380 00:23:55,817 --> 00:23:58,017 Little Red? Processing... 381 00:23:58,117 --> 00:24:02,318 Yeah, yeah, it's coming back to me now. Sweet gal. Not like that Bo Peep. 382 00:24:02,418 --> 00:24:05,619 Brat put in an invisible fence. I tasted my own fillings for a week! 383 00:24:05,719 --> 00:24:07,119 Focus! The girl in the hood. 384 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,820 You get around the mountain. Who does she work for? 385 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,020 How should I know? I ain't that curious. 386 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:15,121 Family business. Ain't you ever heard of Granny Puckett? 387 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,421 - Puckett? - Her grandma. 388 00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:19,822 The Granny Puckett? You pulling the wool over my eyes? 389 00:24:19,922 --> 00:24:22,823 Ha-ha. Hilarious. Come up with that yourself? That's funny. 390 00:24:23,223 --> 00:24:26,223 - You're looking pretty tasty. - Why you gotta be like that? 391 00:24:26,324 --> 00:24:29,124 All I know is that the old lady lives up high in the hills. 392 00:24:29,224 --> 00:24:31,625 - Not a lot of visitors. - Except the little girl. 393 00:24:31,725 --> 00:24:34,525 She's been known to take the cable car up the mountain. 394 00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:35,626 Cable car? 395 00:24:37,526 --> 00:24:40,527 Those sheep made me hungry. After this, we're grabbing a bite. 396 00:24:40,627 --> 00:24:42,327 Sounds good. Sounds good. 397 00:24:43,227 --> 00:24:45,828 Baa. 398 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,429 I don't know what to do. Should I call her? 399 00:24:51,529 --> 00:24:54,830 - Am I supposed to play it cool? - Keeping her options open. 400 00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:57,631 Seeing other people. You should do the same. 401 00:24:57,731 --> 00:24:59,131 Shh. Up there. 402 00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:01,631 Do you mind? 403 00:25:01,732 --> 00:25:03,832 Ooh. Sorry. 404 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,533 Hey, you deliver up this far? 405 00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:15,435 The Muffin Man... Granny's recipes... 406 00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,635 ...an evil plan. 407 00:25:16,735 --> 00:25:19,536 ...shut down everyone in the forest... 408 00:25:19,636 --> 00:25:20,936 I knew it. 409 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,437 She's working for the old lady. Twitchy. 410 00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:01,145 'Afternoon. 411 00:26:01,245 --> 00:26:02,545 Hello. 412 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,546 So you're the little girl in the red hood. 413 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,946 That's quite a bit of falling you did just now. 414 00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:10,147 Gravity's working. 415 00:26:10,147 --> 00:26:12,247 What are you doing in the big, bad forest? 416 00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:15,348 You taking goodies to someone in particular? 417 00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:18,849 Um... Granny. 418 00:26:18,849 --> 00:26:21,550 You don't have anything else in that basket? 419 00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:25,150 - You ask a lot of questions, mister. - Well, I'm a curious guy. 420 00:26:25,150 --> 00:26:28,351 - Let me have a look. - I'd rather you didn't. 421 00:26:30,151 --> 00:26:33,052 I mean, "please. " Come back here! 422 00:26:33,152 --> 00:26:35,553 - What are you doing? - Sorry, I was winding. 423 00:26:35,653 --> 00:26:40,254 Come on! We're gonna lose her! Red! Red Riding Hood! 424 00:26:40,354 --> 00:26:42,054 We'll never catch her. 425 00:26:42,154 --> 00:26:44,155 Taxi! 426 00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:51,556 Whoa! That was her. We passed her. Right here's fine. 427 00:26:56,157 --> 00:26:59,458 Suspect is approaching on foot, stolen recipes in basket. 428 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:02,259 I'm about to catch her red-handed. 429 00:27:02,259 --> 00:27:04,359 Hand over the basket! 430 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,761 So you really took a beating... 431 00:27:11,861 --> 00:27:14,061 ...from a little girl? - Hey! 432 00:27:19,863 --> 00:27:22,063 Get back here, you little brat! 433 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:29,065 ♪ One, two, buckle to you Ready or not, here I come 434 00:27:29,165 --> 00:27:30,465 ♪ Don't you run away 435 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,166 ♪ A-B-C, I can read And the sign up ahead said 436 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:36,366 ♪ Son, you're the 1-2-3-4 Knock on the door 437 00:27:36,466 --> 00:27:39,167 ♪ Open up, gotta run away ♪♪ 438 00:27:39,267 --> 00:27:43,168 OK. Not cool. 439 00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:49,169 You can't hold onto those recipes forever! 440 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:51,970 I'll get you, and your little Granny too! 441 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:55,871 Well, that's fishy. 442 00:27:55,971 --> 00:28:00,072 What? They're evil. I'll prove it! 443 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:09,774 - So can we eat? - Sure. You hungry for failure? 444 00:28:09,874 --> 00:28:13,075 Maybe a side of unemployment? 'Cause that's what's for lunch. 445 00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:15,175 - What do we do? - We go right to the source. 446 00:28:15,275 --> 00:28:17,276 We gotta get to Granny's before the kid. 447 00:28:17,376 --> 00:28:19,876 - Is it a surprise? - Excuse me? 448 00:28:19,976 --> 00:28:23,577 You're going over to Granny's house to surprise Red. Is it her birthday, 449 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:27,078 or what is it? Is there a shindig? 'Cause I'm great at parties. 450 00:28:27,078 --> 00:28:30,179 - Watch me pull myself out of a hat! - Yeah. 451 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,679 Big surprise party. You know how to get there? 452 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,880 Oh, yeah. Yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut. 453 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,780 You hear that? He knows a shortcut. 454 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,081 Over the woods and through the river... 455 00:28:39,081 --> 00:28:42,281 No, you don't want to go through the river, you'll get all wet. 456 00:28:42,281 --> 00:28:45,382 You see, Twitchy, you get lemons, you make lemonade. 457 00:28:47,282 --> 00:28:50,883 And then that lemonade goes bitter and ferments and turns to pig swill. 458 00:28:50,983 --> 00:28:53,484 Never trust a bunny with directions, Twitchy. 459 00:28:53,584 --> 00:28:55,484 Sure thing, boss. Never trust a bunny! 460 00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,985 The bright side is, at least I finally dried off. 461 00:29:00,585 --> 00:29:03,386 Why couldn't I write movie reviews? 462 00:29:03,486 --> 00:29:05,487 We are in a pickle, and I blame myself. 463 00:29:05,587 --> 00:29:09,688 That bunny was worthless, not to mention he wrote directions on an Easter egg, 464 00:29:09,788 --> 00:29:11,988 - which is hard to read. - We're gonna die here! 465 00:29:12,088 --> 00:29:14,689 Hey, now, that's what they said at The Alamo. 466 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,890 Wha... what was that? Who's that? 467 00:29:25,991 --> 00:29:28,492 Hey, look where we are. More cave. 468 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:30,992 - Hey, whazzi-lookie! - With God as my witness, 469 00:29:31,092 --> 00:29:33,693 you will learn to speak. Look! A way out. 470 00:29:33,693 --> 00:29:35,193 But I was just... 471 00:29:41,695 --> 00:29:43,395 Follow me. 472 00:29:51,497 --> 00:29:53,697 - Huh? - Come on. 473 00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:55,198 ♪ Train 474 00:29:56,398 --> 00:29:57,298 ♪ Train 475 00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:59,299 ♪ Living like a bandit ♪ 476 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,000 Now, this is a shortcut. 477 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,101 Whazzat? Sounds like an avalanche! 478 00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,001 Well, Twitchy, that's natural. 479 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:14,502 It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss. 480 00:30:17,803 --> 00:30:20,003 Hey, lookie! A box of candles! A big box! 481 00:30:20,003 --> 00:30:22,204 Box of candles? Light 'em up! 482 00:30:23,204 --> 00:30:26,205 Wow, that's nice and bright. What kind of candles are those? 483 00:30:26,305 --> 00:30:30,006 - Deen-a-meet-tay. Must be Italian. - Ah! Lose the candle! 484 00:30:30,106 --> 00:30:31,706 But I... 485 00:30:32,606 --> 00:30:33,907 Got it. 486 00:30:55,811 --> 00:30:57,412 Did you hear something? 487 00:30:57,512 --> 00:31:00,513 Hm. Come on, let's get to Granny's. 488 00:31:00,513 --> 00:31:03,513 Hello! Paper boy. 489 00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:06,714 Publisher's, uh... 490 00:31:07,614 --> 00:31:09,114 Candygram. 491 00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:12,415 What do we do, boss? 492 00:31:16,816 --> 00:31:20,617 Lucky for me, Granny keeps her merchandise around the cottage. 493 00:31:20,717 --> 00:31:23,218 Disguise was the only way to catch this girl 494 00:31:23,318 --> 00:31:24,918 in the act of smuggling. 495 00:31:24,918 --> 00:31:27,719 Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum! 496 00:31:29,219 --> 00:31:32,120 Hug your granny, little pudding pop. 497 00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,921 Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans. 498 00:31:36,021 --> 00:31:37,921 You can be Granny. 499 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:39,221 She's coming! 500 00:31:39,321 --> 00:31:40,822 Wa-dee-dee! 501 00:31:40,922 --> 00:31:43,222 Granny! It's me, Red. 502 00:31:43,222 --> 00:31:46,523 - Is everything OK? - Yeah, sure thing. Come on in. 503 00:31:46,523 --> 00:31:47,923 Pretty thin, Wolf. 504 00:31:48,023 --> 00:31:50,524 You said the old lady was already tied up. 505 00:31:50,624 --> 00:31:52,624 - How did that happen? - I don't know, 506 00:31:52,724 --> 00:31:54,625 maybe to make herself look innocent. 507 00:31:54,725 --> 00:31:57,125 I just write the news, chief, I don't make it. 508 00:31:57,125 --> 00:31:59,926 For a reporter, you have a strange way of doing your job. 509 00:32:00,026 --> 00:32:02,627 What can I say? I was raised by wolves. 510 00:32:06,627 --> 00:32:09,628 - Got a way to back this up? - I got these pictures developed. 511 00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,729 That so? Let's have a look. 512 00:32:12,529 --> 00:32:14,329 These are good. 513 00:32:14,429 --> 00:32:16,730 Here's a nice one of you, Wolf. 514 00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:19,230 I wanna do a gallery show. A coffee table book. 515 00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,331 I don't drink coffee. A Chai tea latte book. 516 00:32:21,431 --> 00:32:23,331 Photos don't lie, chief. 517 00:32:23,431 --> 00:32:25,232 Good work, Twitchy. 518 00:32:25,232 --> 00:32:27,932 Now, I want to know more about this fellow with the ax. 519 00:32:28,032 --> 00:32:30,433 How does he fit into all of this? 520 00:32:30,433 --> 00:32:33,734 Maybe you should "ax" him yourself. 521 00:32:34,034 --> 00:32:37,434 You see? "Ax" him? He was saying... 522 00:32:38,335 --> 00:32:39,635 I'll bring him in. 523 00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:46,837 Hmm. Hello. 524 00:32:47,437 --> 00:32:49,937 My, my. You're a big fellow, aren't you? 525 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:54,138 - Shop at the Big and Tall store? - This is a big and tall mistake. 526 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,139 I would not hurt a butterfly. 527 00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,139 Then what's this? A letter opener? 528 00:32:58,139 --> 00:33:01,140 That's a funny accent you got there, choppy. 529 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,941 I can do the cowboy accent. Howdy, partner! 530 00:33:05,041 --> 00:33:06,641 Indeed you can. 531 00:33:06,741 --> 00:33:09,342 Say, before you ride off into the sunset, hopalong, 532 00:33:09,442 --> 00:33:11,542 you think you could rustle up information? 533 00:33:11,642 --> 00:33:13,142 I will do my best. 534 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:16,143 How about explaining what you were doing in the forest? 535 00:33:16,143 --> 00:33:19,444 Oh! I am working to make good my call-back! 536 00:33:19,444 --> 00:33:20,844 Your what-what? 537 00:33:20,844 --> 00:33:23,845 Paul's Bunion Cream has a soothing formula 538 00:33:23,845 --> 00:33:26,345 to make the bunions head for the hills! 539 00:33:26,445 --> 00:33:30,646 - This guy's a loon. - Watch it, chief. My mama's half-loon. 540 00:33:30,746 --> 00:33:34,247 Your call-back. You mean, like, for an audition? 541 00:33:34,347 --> 00:33:36,148 Yes! For the bunion cream. 542 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:40,249 I must find my wood-cutting self to book the spot. 543 00:33:40,349 --> 00:33:41,849 - The what? - The commercial. 544 00:33:41,949 --> 00:33:46,250 - He's an actor. - Oh, boy. 545 00:33:54,152 --> 00:33:57,052 Paul's Bunion Cream has the soothing formula... 546 00:33:57,052 --> 00:33:59,153 No, hold it! Hold it! 547 00:33:59,253 --> 00:34:01,653 Stop. "Arghh"? 548 00:34:01,753 --> 00:34:04,754 What are you, some kind of German pirate or something? 549 00:34:04,754 --> 00:34:07,855 I just got the script, like, five minutes ago. 550 00:34:07,955 --> 00:34:09,855 - You're not getting it. - I'm trying. 551 00:34:09,855 --> 00:34:12,656 - My name Kirk. - Kirk. OK, Kirk. 552 00:34:12,756 --> 00:34:16,357 What makes you feel proud and strong and mighty? 553 00:34:16,457 --> 00:34:19,658 What puts a fire in your belly, Steven? 554 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:22,858 - Oh! My dream! - Yes, yes! Your dream! 555 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,559 To travel the world 556 00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:27,759 with the greatest singing group of all time... 557 00:34:27,859 --> 00:34:29,260 ...the Happy Yodelers! 558 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,960 ♪ To yodel for the people 559 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:34,761 ♪ To hear the applause 560 00:34:34,861 --> 00:34:37,562 ♪ My dream ♪ 561 00:34:38,362 --> 00:34:40,662 Sorry. 562 00:34:42,363 --> 00:34:45,363 Listen. We'll look at your tape and we'll give you a call, OK? 563 00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:47,864 Thanks for coming in. Have a nice life. Next! 564 00:34:50,865 --> 00:34:54,165 That was my first audition in months. 565 00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:58,466 Then it was back to my day job. 566 00:34:58,566 --> 00:35:00,667 I drive a schnitzel truck. 567 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,167 It's not such a bad job. 568 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:06,668 After all, I bring much joy to the childrenl 569 00:35:06,768 --> 00:35:09,469 ♪ Schnitzel! 570 00:35:09,469 --> 00:35:11,569 Mommy, Mommy! I want a schnitzel stick! 571 00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:12,970 Ooh, the schnitzel man! 572 00:35:14,270 --> 00:35:18,071 ♪ Schnitzel, the favorite treat For little girls and boys to eat 573 00:35:18,071 --> 00:35:21,071 ♪ Schnitzel man can serve them quick 574 00:35:21,171 --> 00:35:23,272 ♪ It's a schnitzel on a stick 575 00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,172 ♪ No more spoons Use your hands 576 00:35:25,272 --> 00:35:27,773 ♪ Says the friendly schnitzel man 577 00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:29,873 ♪ Make sure you keep an extra one 578 00:35:29,973 --> 00:35:32,074 ♪ For later in your lederhosen 579 00:35:38,975 --> 00:35:41,376 Schnitzel! 580 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,477 ♪ Schnitz... 581 00:35:48,478 --> 00:35:50,178 What the schnitzel? 582 00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:54,179 My schnitzel truck, it's been piddly... piddle-llaged... 583 00:35:54,179 --> 00:35:55,479 They stole everything! 584 00:35:56,679 --> 00:35:58,280 Oh, that's too bad. 585 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,581 It's not easy being in the goody business these days, huh? 586 00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:04,181 I'm getting schnitzeled left and right today. 587 00:36:04,281 --> 00:36:06,082 I cannot even sell the bunion cream. 588 00:36:06,182 --> 00:36:09,082 - Now I'm gonna lose my job! - Chin up, mister. 589 00:36:09,182 --> 00:36:12,483 Maybe someday somebody will open up a great big goody shop 590 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:15,084 and we can all work for that little guy. 591 00:36:15,184 --> 00:36:17,284 Oh, yeah... What? 592 00:36:18,684 --> 00:36:20,885 - Hello? - Kirk! Yeah, baby, listen. 593 00:36:20,885 --> 00:36:23,285 We got the client here, we looked at your tape, 594 00:36:23,285 --> 00:36:27,586 and we think we might have a real "Hercules goes bananas" angle on this. 595 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:30,787 - So we want you to come back in. - Come back in? 596 00:36:30,887 --> 00:36:32,488 It's a call-back. 597 00:36:32,588 --> 00:36:35,788 I had always heard about call-backs, 598 00:36:35,888 --> 00:36:37,489 but I had never gotten onel 599 00:36:37,589 --> 00:36:40,089 A call-back? 600 00:36:40,189 --> 00:36:41,790 Ahh! What do I do? 601 00:36:41,890 --> 00:36:44,490 You come back tomorrow, do the same you did today, 602 00:36:44,590 --> 00:36:47,191 only this time you do it good. Can you handle that? 603 00:36:47,191 --> 00:36:49,491 - I will. I can do it! - OK. 604 00:36:49,491 --> 00:36:51,992 Now, I want you to go out into the wild 605 00:36:52,092 --> 00:36:55,593 and I want you to find that tree-chopping side of yourself. 606 00:36:55,693 --> 00:36:57,593 You find your inner woodsman, Curtis. 607 00:36:57,593 --> 00:37:01,094 Don't act like a woodsman, be a woodsman. Got it? 608 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:02,494 Yes, I can! 609 00:37:02,594 --> 00:37:04,795 Find an ax, start swinging, OK? 610 00:37:04,795 --> 00:37:08,296 I've gotta be in a circle wipe across town, but I'll see you at 10:00. 611 00:37:08,396 --> 00:37:11,896 I have to go and find the little woodsman... 612 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:13,197 ...in me! 613 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:16,898 OK. Well, tell him I said hello. 614 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,501 Goodbye! 615 00:37:30,601 --> 00:37:31,801 Hup, hup! 616 00:37:34,602 --> 00:37:37,702 Sorry, little birds! 617 00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:40,603 Run! 618 00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:43,003 I had done itl 619 00:37:43,103 --> 00:37:48,005 I had found the little woodsman inside of mel 620 00:37:55,506 --> 00:37:57,907 Yes. 621 00:37:59,607 --> 00:38:02,008 Paul's... Bunion... 622 00:38:02,108 --> 00:38:03,908 ...Cream... 623 00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:07,509 ...has the soothing formula... 624 00:38:07,609 --> 00:38:10,210 ...to make your bunions... 625 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:13,610 ...head for the hills! 626 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:15,311 Right! 627 00:38:19,512 --> 00:38:21,112 ...bunion... 628 00:38:21,612 --> 00:38:23,613 ...cream... 629 00:38:24,013 --> 00:38:26,513 ...has the soothing... 630 00:38:26,813 --> 00:38:28,014 ...formula... 631 00:38:32,015 --> 00:38:33,215 Hello? 632 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:42,617 Oh, schnitzel! 633 00:38:56,020 --> 00:38:58,420 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 634 00:39:11,623 --> 00:39:15,024 So you didn't jump through the window, you were pushed? 635 00:39:15,024 --> 00:39:17,225 - Yes. - By a tree. 636 00:39:17,225 --> 00:39:18,225 Yes. 637 00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:21,026 Because you were pretending to be a woodsman. 638 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,026 - That's right! - To sell foot cream. 639 00:39:23,126 --> 00:39:24,526 I got the call-back! 640 00:39:24,526 --> 00:39:26,527 And good for you. 641 00:39:26,627 --> 00:39:29,528 Well, I think it's safe to say that our thespian friend here 642 00:39:29,628 --> 00:39:32,228 knows the least about anything of anyone in this room. 643 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,529 Exactly! What does that mean? 644 00:39:34,529 --> 00:39:37,329 That it all points to Granny. 645 00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:42,530 What about it, Granny? 646 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,031 Maybe you're not the sweet goody-maker everyone thinks you are. 647 00:39:46,131 --> 00:39:49,532 Are you stealing recipes to protect your sugar-coated kingdom? 648 00:39:49,632 --> 00:39:51,132 Oh, no, Mr. Flippers. 649 00:39:51,232 --> 00:39:53,033 The only crime I've ever committed 650 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:57,034 is making my goodies unlawfully delicious! 651 00:39:59,534 --> 00:40:01,335 My granny doesn't keep secrets. 652 00:40:01,435 --> 00:40:04,635 And even if she did, she'd tell me about it. 653 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:08,436 We tell each other everything. Right, Granny? 654 00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:11,237 Sure, dear. Mostly. 655 00:40:11,637 --> 00:40:14,938 - Mostly? - What are you hiding, old girl? 656 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:19,239 My family worries too much. I didn't want them to find out. 657 00:40:19,339 --> 00:40:22,740 - Find out what? - Yeah. What? 658 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:26,040 Hey, chief! 659 00:40:28,841 --> 00:40:30,741 Check this out! 660 00:40:32,742 --> 00:40:34,742 When did they make that a sport? 661 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:41,044 I noticed you have three G's tattooed on the back of your neck. 662 00:40:42,544 --> 00:40:46,445 That's appropriate, since there are three strikes against you. 663 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:49,746 It's true. 664 00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:51,946 I'm not like other grannies. 665 00:40:52,046 --> 00:40:57,547 I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. 666 00:40:57,647 --> 00:41:02,148 I'd rather live life to the extreme. 667 00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:05,849 ♪ Here come the real G 668 00:41:08,150 --> 00:41:10,650 ♪ She don't need bling-bling She got a set of wings 669 00:41:10,650 --> 00:41:12,951 ♪ From all the fame and the pain that she brings 670 00:41:12,951 --> 00:41:14,951 ♪ Neck and neck you know she gets respect 671 00:41:14,951 --> 00:41:17,752 ♪ She's like a special effect with every record she wrecks 672 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:19,752 ♪ You think you see Aunt B but you get Mr. T 673 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,253 ♪ Underneath the beehive is the new Bruce Lee 674 00:41:22,353 --> 00:41:25,254 ♪ I count to three before you see a ball of four-foot-three 675 00:41:25,254 --> 00:41:27,754 ♪ With the money for nothing and her tricks for free 676 00:41:27,854 --> 00:41:30,655 ♪ Seventy-five, alive and a hardcore biddy 677 00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:33,055 ♪ Still making half pipe hand plants look pretty 678 00:41:33,155 --> 00:41:35,756 ♪ In the woodie with the goodies for the Jacks and Jills 679 00:41:35,856 --> 00:41:38,857 ♪ More power to the granny with the skills ♪ 680 00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:44,658 A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl. 681 00:41:44,658 --> 00:41:46,458 I'm not so little anymore. 682 00:41:46,558 --> 00:41:50,559 Please, dear, you just keep the recipes there, and everything will be fine. 683 00:41:50,659 --> 00:41:53,260 - But... - I have to go now. My program's on. 684 00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,860 Kisses. 685 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,561 Time to shred some powder! 686 00:41:59,461 --> 00:42:02,662 I didn't have time for Red to visit today. 687 00:42:02,762 --> 00:42:07,863 I was on my way to the big Xtreme Dream Snowsports Competition. 688 00:42:07,963 --> 00:42:11,464 I've been training three months for this one. 689 00:42:11,564 --> 00:42:13,865 Nothing but solid snow, 690 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:18,766 and the top maniacs are here to teach this mountain a lesson. 691 00:42:19,066 --> 00:42:21,766 ♪ Buck teeth Bark in my claws 692 00:42:21,866 --> 00:42:24,067 ♪ I'm a tree critter 693 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:29,168 ♪ Sticks and stones are my bread and bones 694 00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:30,268 ♪ I'm a tree critter 695 00:42:30,368 --> 00:42:33,569 - Triple G, what's up, baby? - Granny, what's happening? 696 00:42:33,669 --> 00:42:36,570 What up, my homeys? You ready to get spanked? 697 00:42:36,670 --> 00:42:40,471 So, what's the dizzo, grizzo? You ready to floss that hill, playa? 698 00:42:40,571 --> 00:42:43,671 - Fo' shizzle! - Yeah, gimme some love. 699 00:42:43,771 --> 00:42:46,572 G, you checking the hardcore European team over there? 700 00:42:46,572 --> 00:42:50,073 Those guys put the Saber-Tooth Brothers in the hospital yesterday! 701 00:42:50,173 --> 00:42:52,673 On the real, it's gonna be wicked out there! 702 00:42:52,673 --> 00:42:55,374 You let me worry about those player-haters. 703 00:42:55,474 --> 00:42:58,675 Oh, I almost forgot. I made you kids some snicker-doodles. 704 00:42:58,675 --> 00:43:00,175 - Yo! - Tight! 705 00:43:00,275 --> 00:43:02,676 Yeah, snicker-doodles! Give it up! Give it up! 706 00:43:02,776 --> 00:43:04,976 Snickadeedoo! 707 00:43:05,076 --> 00:43:07,677 ♪ You can take the critter out of the tree 708 00:43:07,777 --> 00:43:11,678 ♪ But you can't take the tree out of the tree critter's needs 709 00:43:11,678 --> 00:43:14,878 ♪ Now this critter's gotta run with the birds and the bees 710 00:43:15,479 --> 00:43:17,979 Well, what's your name? 711 00:43:18,479 --> 00:43:22,480 Just put, "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo." 712 00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:25,881 And then, like, put some X's and O's and a little smiley-face. 713 00:43:25,881 --> 00:43:28,481 All contestants to the starting linel 714 00:43:45,185 --> 00:43:47,886 Oh, yeah. 715 00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:51,987 Be careful, Granny Puckett. 716 00:43:51,987 --> 00:43:54,287 Old ladies get hurt on these slopes. 717 00:43:54,387 --> 00:43:56,388 Bring it, honey. 718 00:44:02,489 --> 00:44:03,689 Yo, Granny! 719 00:44:05,490 --> 00:44:07,890 I know you did not just swing your pole at me! 720 00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:11,991 - You're little! You're small! - Yeah? Well, take that, yo! 721 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:17,192 - Yeah. - Watch that skier! 722 00:44:17,593 --> 00:44:20,993 - Whoa! Look out! - So it's like that? 723 00:44:21,093 --> 00:44:23,394 You wanna play now? Get some of this! 724 00:44:34,396 --> 00:44:38,497 That must have been right about when Red called me the second time. 725 00:44:38,497 --> 00:44:41,198 I always forward my phone when I leave the house. 726 00:44:41,198 --> 00:44:43,999 - Granny? - What's that? Who's there? 727 00:44:44,099 --> 00:44:47,599 - Take that, from Mr. Big Muscleman! - Want some of this? 728 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:55,101 Gotta go, munchkin! Bonsai! 729 00:45:37,511 --> 00:45:40,211 Oh, you're not so bad! 730 00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:50,113 - Who do you work for? - I can't tell you that. 731 00:45:50,113 --> 00:45:53,614 - Young man, you tell me this instant! - All right! 732 00:45:53,714 --> 00:45:56,115 We were hired by the Bandit! 733 00:45:56,215 --> 00:45:58,115 Who is the Bandit? 734 00:46:04,117 --> 00:46:05,517 Granny is finished. 735 00:46:05,617 --> 00:46:09,018 Now we go after the little red-hooded girl. 736 00:46:10,318 --> 00:46:12,519 Red! 737 00:46:25,621 --> 00:46:27,722 'Afternoon. 738 00:46:43,826 --> 00:46:46,126 Oh, applesauce. 739 00:46:50,427 --> 00:46:52,928 ♪ Eva Deanna My sister is your mama 740 00:46:53,028 --> 00:46:56,128 ♪ She fell from heaven like a loaf of manna 741 00:46:56,128 --> 00:46:58,629 ♪ Put her in pajamas and read her a book about animals 742 00:46:58,729 --> 00:47:00,529 ♪ The way they sound and how they look 743 00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:01,830 ♪ She likes to stomp around 744 00:47:01,930 --> 00:47:03,830 ♪ She buckles on her shoes to make it loud 745 00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:06,131 ♪ Singing the wheels on the bus go round and round 746 00:47:06,231 --> 00:47:09,431 ♪ I hold her ankles up so she can dangle upside-down 747 00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:12,932 ♪ An avalanche is coming and I do not feel prepared 748 00:47:13,032 --> 00:47:16,033 It's just Old Man Mountain showing us who's boss. 749 00:47:19,734 --> 00:47:21,334 ♪ You can't rearrange her 750 00:47:21,434 --> 00:47:23,435 ♪ She's no stranger to danger 751 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,236 ♪ With golden locks on her head ♪ 752 00:47:28,336 --> 00:47:32,137 I wish I had a video camera! Whoo! 753 00:47:39,138 --> 00:47:44,539 ♪ Rolling on the edge 754 00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:48,040 ♪ Of the afternoon 755 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:50,041 ♪ The glow of the sun 756 00:47:50,141 --> 00:47:54,141 ♪ Tells you that your day is not done 757 00:47:54,141 --> 00:47:57,342 ♪ Pay the clock hand no mind 758 00:47:57,442 --> 00:47:59,443 ♪ I can't rewind 759 00:47:59,443 --> 00:48:03,444 ♪ But time is a friend of mine 760 00:48:03,444 --> 00:48:05,844 Red! 761 00:48:08,945 --> 00:48:10,045 Granny? 762 00:48:10,145 --> 00:48:13,046 Use the hood, Red! 763 00:48:13,146 --> 00:48:16,146 Use the hood! 764 00:48:21,448 --> 00:48:23,548 Ah, that's my girl. 765 00:48:24,248 --> 00:48:29,549 ♪ Ba-ba, da-dum-ba-ba-ba-ba 766 00:48:29,649 --> 00:48:32,650 ♪ And it's all right 767 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:35,151 I guess it's just one of those days. 768 00:48:35,251 --> 00:48:37,651 ♪ Rollin'in the afternoon ♪ 769 00:48:52,655 --> 00:48:54,955 What do we do, boss? 770 00:48:54,955 --> 00:48:58,556 Sweetie-pie! Sugar plum! 771 00:48:58,656 --> 00:49:01,257 Boy, that's hot. OK, change of plans. 772 00:49:01,257 --> 00:49:02,857 You can be Granny. 773 00:49:02,957 --> 00:49:04,157 She's coming! 774 00:49:04,257 --> 00:49:07,358 Wee-dee-dee. 775 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,159 Hi. 776 00:49:11,459 --> 00:49:14,960 Granny! It's me, Red. Is everything OK? 777 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,360 Yeah, sure thing. Come on in. 778 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,961 Eventually I was able to use the squirrel to break down the door. 779 00:49:21,061 --> 00:49:22,561 Ow! That hurts! 780 00:49:22,661 --> 00:49:25,062 I'm taking Granny down, and you're next! 781 00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:27,563 I could've handled that wolf myself. 782 00:49:27,663 --> 00:49:29,863 But then the craziest thing happened. 783 00:49:47,367 --> 00:49:50,168 Honey, don't look at your granny like that. 784 00:49:50,268 --> 00:49:53,668 I'm sorry, I thought you were Triple G. 785 00:49:53,768 --> 00:49:56,269 Or are you the Bandit? 786 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:59,070 Awkward! 787 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:02,671 - You're being ridiculous, Red. - I'm being ridiculous? 788 00:50:02,771 --> 00:50:05,371 You're off living... la vida loca, 789 00:50:05,471 --> 00:50:07,472 risking your life for some dumb thrills, 790 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:11,072 and I'm supposed to stay home and be your happy little delivery girl? 791 00:50:11,172 --> 00:50:13,373 - I have a... - Coffee break, anyone? 792 00:50:13,473 --> 00:50:15,673 - Yeah. - Who's got my keys? 793 00:50:15,773 --> 00:50:19,474 You think Granny would mind if I went through her garbage? 794 00:50:19,574 --> 00:50:22,975 - Excuse us. - I thought you were happy. 795 00:50:23,075 --> 00:50:24,575 Open your eyes. 796 00:50:24,675 --> 00:50:26,876 I've never even been outside the forest. 797 00:50:26,976 --> 00:50:29,977 Don't you think I want more than that? 798 00:50:30,877 --> 00:50:34,478 Of course you do. You're a Puckett. 799 00:50:37,078 --> 00:50:40,279 I don't know what that means anymore. 800 00:51:00,884 --> 00:51:03,984 - Hey, look! It's Little Red! - No, it's just some kid. 801 00:51:04,084 --> 00:51:06,485 - She's not wearing the red hood. - There she goes! 802 00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:08,585 - Excuse me! - Little girl! 803 00:51:13,386 --> 00:51:16,487 ♪ Everything is changing 804 00:51:16,587 --> 00:51:18,488 ♪ You're looking for the cure 805 00:51:19,188 --> 00:51:23,589 ♪ And you feel like you're the loneliest girl 806 00:51:23,589 --> 00:51:25,689 ♪ In the world 807 00:51:27,790 --> 00:51:31,090 ♪ Trouble in your head, now 808 00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:33,891 ♪ You don't know what to do 809 00:51:33,991 --> 00:51:37,892 ♪ Seems like up is down and red 810 00:51:38,592 --> 00:51:40,993 ♪ Is blue 811 00:51:41,493 --> 00:51:46,394 ♪ Because red is blue 812 00:51:46,494 --> 00:51:48,594 ♪ Doesn't make much sense 813 00:51:48,694 --> 00:51:53,596 ♪ But red is blue 814 00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,100 How do you remember all these recipes? 815 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,401 They're all right here in this book. 816 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:20,502 Every recipe in here comes from the Puckett family, 817 00:52:20,602 --> 00:52:24,302 generation after generation. See? 818 00:52:24,302 --> 00:52:27,403 Now, there's Sylvia Puckett at the North Pole. 819 00:52:27,503 --> 00:52:31,004 She found the best hot chocolate in the world there. 820 00:52:31,104 --> 00:52:32,804 And there's Emma Puckett. 821 00:52:32,904 --> 00:52:36,005 She flew cheesecakes across the Atlantic. 822 00:52:36,105 --> 00:52:39,706 For as long as critters have had a sweet tooth, 823 00:52:39,806 --> 00:52:42,807 Pucketts have been making and collecting recipes 824 00:52:42,907 --> 00:52:44,607 all over the world, 825 00:52:44,707 --> 00:52:49,408 refining them, giving them that special Puckett touch. 826 00:52:49,508 --> 00:52:52,909 So you see, Red, when you put that hood on, 827 00:52:53,009 --> 00:52:56,510 you carry on a grand tradition. 828 00:52:56,610 --> 00:53:00,111 It's a big job, making sure the world stays sweet. 829 00:53:03,511 --> 00:53:06,112 Huh? What's this? 830 00:53:06,112 --> 00:53:10,413 Oh, it says, "World's Greatest Grandma." 831 00:53:10,413 --> 00:53:12,013 Grandma, I can read. 832 00:53:12,113 --> 00:53:15,414 It says, "Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators." 833 00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:21,415 - Granny? - Listen, munchkin. 834 00:53:21,515 --> 00:53:23,916 If there are two things your Granny doesn't do, 835 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:25,716 it's lie and play extreme sports. 836 00:53:25,816 --> 00:53:31,018 ♪ In your heart there's a room where you lock away 837 00:53:31,118 --> 00:53:36,919 ♪ All the times and the things that she said 838 00:53:37,419 --> 00:53:42,920 ♪ And now red is blue 839 00:53:52,222 --> 00:53:55,323 - Is it a flush that beats a full house? - No, that's a full house. 840 00:53:55,423 --> 00:53:57,424 - It's not my turn? - I know about houses. 841 00:53:57,524 --> 00:53:59,924 I built mine out of straw. I'm not an idiot. 842 00:54:00,024 --> 00:54:02,525 Am I gonna get to put the cuffs on someone, or what? 843 00:54:02,625 --> 00:54:03,625 Remember, Ted, 844 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:07,526 pieces of a puzzle make funny shapes, but they still fit together in the end. 845 00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:09,726 Boy, you're just full of those, aren't you? 846 00:54:09,826 --> 00:54:12,927 We are closer to the Bandit than we've ever been before, chief. 847 00:54:13,027 --> 00:54:16,628 The clues to find him are right here in this room. 848 00:54:16,728 --> 00:54:19,529 In this room? That's what I've been saying! 849 00:54:19,629 --> 00:54:21,829 Are you telling me we're back to square one? 850 00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:24,030 Hold on, Smokey. Where's the fire? 851 00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:26,730 Timmy, it's Tommy. You there? Over. 852 00:54:26,830 --> 00:54:29,031 Am I talking to the wall? 853 00:54:29,131 --> 00:54:31,331 If you don't have your walkie, don't talk to me, 854 00:54:31,431 --> 00:54:33,332 but if you got your walkie, let's talk. 855 00:54:33,332 --> 00:54:36,032 Put everybody in cuffs. I'm taking them all in. 856 00:54:36,132 --> 00:54:38,733 It's what I do, that's why I'm police chief. 857 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:42,234 Timmy, it's Tommy. Pick up. If you're there, pick up the walkie. 858 00:54:42,334 --> 00:54:44,834 What are you doing this weekend? Over. 859 00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:48,335 We've got this place locked down, all secured. 860 00:54:52,436 --> 00:54:56,537 It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake. 861 00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:01,638 Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth. 862 00:55:01,738 --> 00:55:04,539 - The Goody Bandit. - That's right. 863 00:55:04,639 --> 00:55:06,639 The Bandit's still at large. 864 00:55:06,639 --> 00:55:09,040 There's been a lot of finger-pointing tonight, 865 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:11,140 but now all fingers point to the Bandit. 866 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,441 - Not my finger! - Oh, no, 867 00:55:13,541 --> 00:55:16,341 you were just out damaging forest property, 868 00:55:16,341 --> 00:55:18,742 cutting down the redwoods we all call home. 869 00:55:18,742 --> 00:55:21,843 Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want 870 00:55:21,843 --> 00:55:23,943 from little goody-loving creatures. 871 00:55:23,943 --> 00:55:27,544 But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that? 872 00:55:27,644 --> 00:55:29,944 That's right, someone did. 873 00:55:30,044 --> 00:55:32,945 Maybe a snack food competitor. 874 00:55:32,945 --> 00:55:34,746 Right, Granny? 875 00:55:34,746 --> 00:55:36,946 Now, hold on a pea-picking minute! 876 00:55:37,046 --> 00:55:40,847 I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, 877 00:55:40,947 --> 00:55:43,447 but that's no reason to be suspicious. 878 00:55:43,447 --> 00:55:47,048 A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes. 879 00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:50,649 And that's how she makes her goodies so good! 880 00:55:50,649 --> 00:55:53,950 Or she could just be another victim... 881 00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:56,851 - What? ...of a hungry wolf! 882 00:55:56,951 --> 00:55:58,951 The wolf did it. Talk about profiling. 883 00:55:58,951 --> 00:56:01,952 Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living? 884 00:56:02,052 --> 00:56:05,753 - Maybe he's not a wolf at all! - You got me. I'm a poodle. 885 00:56:05,853 --> 00:56:09,453 - Just haven't been to the barbershop. - Is this all just a big joke to you? 886 00:56:09,553 --> 00:56:13,054 - I just followed the girl here. - You leave my granddaughter alone! 887 00:56:13,154 --> 00:56:16,555 Yes, now we get to Little Red, 888 00:56:16,555 --> 00:56:19,156 the girl with the basket on the run. 889 00:56:20,456 --> 00:56:23,356 - Where is she, anyway? - I was just... 890 00:56:23,457 --> 00:56:26,357 The recipes are gone! 891 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:39,860 - Are you saying Red is the Bandit? - Not my Red! 892 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,061 Calm down there, Triple G. 893 00:56:42,161 --> 00:56:44,561 The only thing your granddaughter is guilty of 894 00:56:44,561 --> 00:56:46,962 is flying hummingbirds without a license. 895 00:56:46,962 --> 00:56:50,563 It would seem there is another player in this game, 896 00:56:50,663 --> 00:56:54,464 someone who's hippity-hopped his way through all of your stories. 897 00:56:58,764 --> 00:57:01,465 Yes, there's someone else. 898 00:57:02,665 --> 00:57:05,866 The only one who was with Red when she fell... 899 00:57:05,866 --> 00:57:08,767 - Ohh! - No! 900 00:57:08,867 --> 00:57:10,767 ...who knew a shortcut to Granny's... 901 00:57:10,867 --> 00:57:12,668 Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut. 902 00:57:12,768 --> 00:57:15,668 ...who fraternizes with evil ski teams... 903 00:57:15,768 --> 00:57:19,969 - What's your name? - Put, "To my biggest and cutest fan." 904 00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:22,170 ...and someone who was there 905 00:57:22,170 --> 00:57:24,470 when the schnitzel truck was schnitzeled. 906 00:57:24,470 --> 00:57:25,671 What the schnitzel? 907 00:57:25,671 --> 00:57:27,671 Not the bunny! 908 00:57:27,671 --> 00:57:30,972 - I knew it. Never trust a bunny. - Never trust a bunny! 909 00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:32,172 - Uh, chief. - Yeah? 910 00:57:32,272 --> 00:57:35,873 No one's seen the bunny or the girl, and that cable car left the station. 911 00:57:35,973 --> 00:57:39,474 I think we need an APB out on something small and fuzzy. 912 00:57:39,474 --> 00:57:40,574 I think you're right. 913 00:57:40,674 --> 00:57:43,775 Get your boys to Red's place. We need to head off that cable car. 914 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:47,275 And bring in a police sketch artist. No, make it a cartoonist. 915 00:57:47,275 --> 00:57:50,576 We gotta hurry to beat it down. Bill, get everyone in the cars. 916 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:53,477 Tommy, you can bring that evidence with you. Let's go! 917 00:57:53,577 --> 00:57:57,178 - You heard the chief, let's move it! - Not in the same car! 918 00:57:57,178 --> 00:57:59,578 Keep it moving. There's nothing to see. 919 00:57:59,678 --> 00:58:02,179 - Who's got my keys? - Shotgun. 920 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:09,781 - Did you get any shots of the bunny? - The bunny? Why? 921 00:58:09,781 --> 00:58:12,781 I told you to take pictures of everything! 922 00:58:13,381 --> 00:58:17,082 Ohh! We gotta get this to print before it's all over the forest! 923 00:58:17,182 --> 00:58:20,383 Something don't sit right in my bones about this. 924 00:58:22,283 --> 00:58:25,884 - What's that? - Maybe it's your bones. 925 00:58:25,984 --> 00:58:28,385 I smell schnitzel. 926 00:58:31,185 --> 00:58:33,786 What have they done to my schnitzel truck? 927 00:58:38,987 --> 00:58:40,888 Why are they going up? 928 00:58:40,988 --> 00:58:44,388 There's on old cable car station at the top of the mountain. 929 00:58:44,488 --> 00:58:48,289 We've got to follow them, boys. Red's up there. I know it! 930 00:58:48,289 --> 00:58:51,090 Get down the mountain. You gotta stop those cops. 931 00:58:51,190 --> 00:58:53,690 Run 'em off the road, dangle a donut, I don't care. 932 00:58:53,690 --> 00:58:57,091 - Tell 'em they're going the wrong way. - Eezie-peezie! Leave it to me! 933 00:58:57,191 --> 00:58:59,492 You'll never catch 'em in time. 934 00:59:00,492 --> 00:59:02,993 Is that coffee? 935 00:59:03,093 --> 00:59:06,493 I can't believe I'm saying this, but... drink up. 936 00:59:08,694 --> 00:59:10,694 We may want... 937 00:59:10,994 --> 00:59:12,795 ...to stand back. 938 00:59:21,797 --> 00:59:23,497 Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! 939 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:27,398 Caffeine! Yeah, baby! 940 00:59:27,498 --> 00:59:29,699 - Whoa! - Go get 'em, boy. 941 00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:38,000 What... 942 00:59:38,501 --> 00:59:42,301 ...have I done? - Now the rest is up to us. 943 00:59:42,401 --> 00:59:44,802 Can I have coffee? 944 01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:03,506 I don't like it. The cops are all over the place. 945 01:00:03,606 --> 01:00:04,807 Forget about the cops! 946 01:00:04,907 --> 01:00:07,207 We've got everything we need right here. 947 01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:10,008 What about the old lady? If she's alive, she'll be back. 948 01:00:10,008 --> 01:00:13,508 You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! 949 01:00:13,508 --> 01:00:16,209 I'm done dancing for the man! 950 01:00:16,209 --> 01:00:18,710 The Muffin Man and Granny! 951 01:00:18,810 --> 01:00:20,710 They can both take a hike! 952 01:00:20,810 --> 01:00:26,111 I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again! 953 01:00:34,513 --> 01:00:37,014 Ah, I just love my job! 954 01:00:37,114 --> 01:00:39,014 You see how it works, Dolph? 955 01:00:39,114 --> 01:00:42,415 You prioritize, you set your goals, you write a mission statement. 956 01:00:42,415 --> 01:00:46,516 You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in five years?" 957 01:00:46,616 --> 01:00:48,816 How about behind bars? 958 01:00:48,816 --> 01:00:52,517 Red! Oh, hi, Red! What are you...? 959 01:00:52,617 --> 01:00:57,018 - You've spoiled the surprise. - You're the Bandit. 960 01:00:57,518 --> 01:00:59,119 Surprise! 961 01:00:59,219 --> 01:01:01,519 I'm walkin' out of here with those recipes. 962 01:01:01,619 --> 01:01:02,920 - Really? - Yeah. 963 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:06,620 You're a bad bunny. 964 01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,021 Oh, somebody's finally catching up! 965 01:01:10,021 --> 01:01:14,722 Did you think I followed you around on your deliveries because I liked you? 966 01:01:18,823 --> 01:01:22,324 Oh, you best be fearing the ear, baby. 967 01:01:31,226 --> 01:01:32,526 Is that all you got? 968 01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:37,327 - Ohh! - Ha! You hit like a girl! 969 01:01:40,928 --> 01:01:41,928 Come on. 970 01:01:45,229 --> 01:01:48,230 And ka-blam! 971 01:01:51,631 --> 01:01:55,031 Why don't you go home and cry to your granny? 972 01:01:55,031 --> 01:01:57,832 Dolph, tie up the brat. Lesa, hold the book. 973 01:01:57,932 --> 01:02:00,133 Vincent, get the truck. And Keith... 974 01:02:00,233 --> 01:02:02,733 Darn it, change your name. Please. 975 01:02:02,833 --> 01:02:05,634 That's not scary, and I'm embarrassed to say it. 976 01:02:05,734 --> 01:02:08,634 Boris. Try that. 977 01:02:08,734 --> 01:02:10,235 Keith. You know? 978 01:02:10,335 --> 01:02:13,336 Oh, watch out for Keith. 979 01:02:13,836 --> 01:02:16,636 - You're crazy! - Maybe so. 980 01:02:16,736 --> 01:02:20,437 But I'm top of the woods now, baby! 981 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:24,038 ♪ When you're 982 01:02:24,138 --> 01:02:26,438 ♪ Hopping on down the bunny trail 983 01:02:26,539 --> 01:02:28,639 ♪ The critters all seem to look down 984 01:02:28,739 --> 01:02:31,340 ♪ You're fuzzy and small Your ears are too tall 985 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,740 ♪ And goodies make the woods go round 986 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:35,941 ♪ Now, I'm not a pig But you gotta think big 987 01:02:35,941 --> 01:02:38,541 ♪ When you're competing with the girl in the hood 988 01:02:38,641 --> 01:02:41,242 ♪ So you won't be a fan of my evil plan 989 01:02:41,242 --> 01:02:43,842 ♪ But I'm gonna be top of the woods 990 01:02:43,942 --> 01:02:47,043 ♪ Now the kids will be packed with my Boingo snacks 991 01:02:47,143 --> 01:02:48,644 ♪ Construction begins in a day 992 01:02:49,144 --> 01:02:51,744 ♪ And all of the bears will be ruled by the hare 993 01:02:51,844 --> 01:02:56,345 ♪ As I maniacally plot from my evil lair 994 01:03:02,347 --> 01:03:07,248 We've really grown in the past year. Nabbing all the recipes was phase one. 995 01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:10,648 Now phase two is adding my own special ingredient 996 01:03:10,648 --> 01:03:11,849 to every goody. 997 01:03:11,949 --> 01:03:15,250 A little something I like to call "Boingonium." 998 01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:18,750 It makes my snacks a little more... habit-forming. 999 01:03:20,851 --> 01:03:22,151 Happy customer! 1000 01:03:22,551 --> 01:03:24,752 Phase three gets a little messy. 1001 01:03:24,852 --> 01:03:27,652 I'm gonna need a lot of real estate down the mountain, 1002 01:03:27,652 --> 01:03:29,553 so I've gotta blow the competition away. 1003 01:03:29,653 --> 01:03:31,053 Oh, and that's not a metaphor. 1004 01:03:31,153 --> 01:03:33,654 We've literally got to blow them away. OK? 1005 01:03:33,754 --> 01:03:35,354 Yeah, I got it. 1006 01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:37,455 And now that I have your granny's secrets, 1007 01:03:37,455 --> 01:03:42,056 I'm afraid you'll be taking the dyno-mite express home. 1008 01:03:45,356 --> 01:03:48,257 ♪ You won't be disrespecting this bunny no more 1009 01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:50,958 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods Oh, yeah 1010 01:03:51,058 --> 01:03:52,958 ♪ I said I'm gonna be top of the woods 1011 01:03:53,058 --> 01:03:54,358 ♪ Let's bring it on home! 1012 01:03:54,458 --> 01:03:58,259 ♪ I said, I'm gonna be 1013 01:03:58,359 --> 01:04:01,560 ♪ Top of the woods 1014 01:04:04,161 --> 01:04:06,461 ♪ You've been hoodwinked, baby! 1015 01:04:08,362 --> 01:04:11,062 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1016 01:04:11,262 --> 01:04:14,263 Sweet tea and cookies! We got to do something! 1017 01:04:14,263 --> 01:04:15,263 I know. 1018 01:04:15,363 --> 01:04:19,264 The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible. 1019 01:04:20,264 --> 01:04:21,364 OK, listen. 1020 01:04:21,464 --> 01:04:24,065 I have an idea, but we need to get past that ski team. 1021 01:04:24,165 --> 01:04:28,066 The toughest one is the big fella, really mean-looking, 1022 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:31,967 with a fat head and a thick skull. Looks like a shaved ape. 1023 01:04:32,067 --> 01:04:34,968 I mean, he is u-u-u-ugly! 1024 01:04:34,968 --> 01:04:38,368 Like a big, swollen, overgrown... 1025 01:04:38,468 --> 01:04:40,469 He's standing right behind me, isn't he? 1026 01:04:59,973 --> 01:05:03,374 - Who taught you how to drive? - Almost hit a squirrel. That was close. 1027 01:05:12,576 --> 01:05:14,376 What's the big idea? 1028 01:05:14,476 --> 01:05:16,677 I could've made road pizza out of you, kid! 1029 01:05:20,078 --> 01:05:22,378 - What's he saying? - What is it, boy? 1030 01:05:22,378 --> 01:05:25,579 Truck. Trouble at the mill! 1031 01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:27,879 Is the barn on fire? 1032 01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:31,080 The barn's on fire! The well! Timmy's stuck in the well! 1033 01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:35,381 Hold on. He seems to be speaking words of some kind. 1034 01:05:35,481 --> 01:05:36,781 Pffsst! 1035 01:05:37,682 --> 01:05:40,382 You're a delivery girl. Then could you do me a favor? 1036 01:05:40,482 --> 01:05:42,483 Could you take this down the mountain? 1037 01:05:42,583 --> 01:05:45,884 'Cause it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight! 1038 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:48,584 I'm sorry. What? I can't quite... with the... 1039 01:05:48,684 --> 01:05:53,085 You got something right there across your mouth! 1040 01:05:54,385 --> 01:05:56,786 You're an actor, right? So this is your big part. 1041 01:05:56,886 --> 01:05:59,987 This is the role of a lifetime. Make them believe in you. 1042 01:06:00,087 --> 01:06:03,187 Don't act like an evil henchman, be an evil henchman. Got it? 1043 01:06:03,287 --> 01:06:05,488 - Know what you're gonna say, right? - Right! 1044 01:06:07,288 --> 01:06:10,189 - Mr. Rabbit? - Dolph! Where have you been? 1045 01:06:10,189 --> 01:06:13,790 You nim-witted Eurotrash with the... What is that, a ski mask? 1046 01:06:13,790 --> 01:06:16,691 I like that. See, that's scary. That's good. 1047 01:06:16,691 --> 01:06:19,891 - Boss... - What? Say it! Spit it out! 1048 01:06:19,991 --> 01:06:23,392 - What's going on? - Boss... 1049 01:06:23,392 --> 01:06:26,093 Paul's Bunion cream has the soothing formula... 1050 01:06:26,193 --> 01:06:29,593 Hi there. What he means to say is that I'm the building inspector. 1051 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,494 - Yes. - I just need to tap the pipes 1052 01:06:31,594 --> 01:06:33,294 to see if your wiring's up to par. 1053 01:06:33,294 --> 01:06:37,895 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it. You're not... No. You can't touch anything in here. 1054 01:06:37,995 --> 01:06:39,396 Let's walk. 1055 01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:43,497 Let me level with you. You're an evil genius, right? 1056 01:06:43,497 --> 01:06:47,998 Well, I don't know if I'd say genius, you know. 1057 01:06:48,098 --> 01:06:49,698 I was asked to join Mensa. 1058 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:52,499 You got an evil lair in a cave, that's standard, 1059 01:06:52,599 --> 01:06:55,399 but see, most masters of evil that we deal with 1060 01:06:55,499 --> 01:06:57,800 are up to evil genius code. 1061 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,800 Are you familiar with the code? 1062 01:06:59,900 --> 01:07:04,301 You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah. 1063 01:07:04,401 --> 01:07:07,102 I understand. Thinking about putting in a laser? 1064 01:07:07,102 --> 01:07:09,602 I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should? 1065 01:07:09,702 --> 01:07:12,803 Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. 1066 01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:15,304 I'm not saying you're gonna zap someone today, 1067 01:07:15,404 --> 01:07:18,805 but you gotta think about the future. They gotta be calibrated. 1068 01:07:18,905 --> 01:07:22,805 - You gonna do that yourself? - Well, I... I... 1069 01:07:22,905 --> 01:07:25,106 We should take a look at that power grid. 1070 01:07:25,206 --> 01:07:27,506 OK. Yeah, sure, sure. 1071 01:07:35,008 --> 01:07:36,409 Wait a minute. 1072 01:07:38,609 --> 01:07:40,609 I smell hairspray. 1073 01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:47,211 Come here, you little bunny! 1074 01:07:58,313 --> 01:07:59,914 Gotcha! 1075 01:08:06,715 --> 01:08:08,116 Get over here! 1076 01:08:14,317 --> 01:08:15,517 Hey, Puckett! 1077 01:08:16,318 --> 01:08:18,918 Little Red's gonna take a ride! 1078 01:08:19,618 --> 01:08:20,618 And there ain't... 1079 01:08:21,019 --> 01:08:22,319 ...no... 1080 01:08:22,419 --> 01:08:23,619 ...brakes! 1081 01:08:26,820 --> 01:08:27,820 Red! 1082 01:08:42,723 --> 01:08:45,224 She doesn't trust you anymore, Granny! 1083 01:08:45,324 --> 01:08:47,124 Out of my way, bunny! 1084 01:09:03,328 --> 01:09:04,628 Dolph! 1085 01:09:10,530 --> 01:09:13,030 Wow, that's a... that's a long way. 1086 01:09:13,130 --> 01:09:15,531 - We could take the truck. - Let's take the truck. 1087 01:09:15,631 --> 01:09:16,831 Yeah, cool. 1088 01:09:16,931 --> 01:09:20,832 They go up, you go down. Gotta help! APB! Get the bunny! 1089 01:09:20,832 --> 01:09:24,233 - This squirrel ate the wrong nuts. - English! What's wrong with you? 1090 01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:27,033 Wait a minute. I've got an idea. 1091 01:09:38,036 --> 01:09:40,036 Ah... OK. 1092 01:09:40,136 --> 01:09:43,437 The criminal cannot be found at the bottom of the mountain. 1093 01:09:43,437 --> 01:09:45,738 He resides at the top in a cave fortress 1094 01:09:45,838 --> 01:09:48,138 where my companions are trying to detain him. 1095 01:09:49,739 --> 01:09:52,439 - That's more like it. - How do we know he's on the level? 1096 01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,340 He threw himself in front of a car. That's commitment. 1097 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:58,341 No, that's crazy. We can't get up there in time anyway. 1098 01:09:58,441 --> 01:10:02,341 Hey, chief! It looks like they're coming to us! 1099 01:10:29,948 --> 01:10:32,948 - Granny! - I'm coming, honey! 1100 01:10:36,849 --> 01:10:38,750 Grab the hood! 1101 01:10:51,353 --> 01:10:53,253 Hold tight! 1102 01:11:15,258 --> 01:11:19,959 End of the line, ladies! 1103 01:11:20,059 --> 01:11:22,960 - Granny! - You know what to do. 1104 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,461 Oh, wonderful. 1105 01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:35,863 No! 1106 01:11:35,963 --> 01:11:37,263 Watch your head. 1107 01:11:39,363 --> 01:11:40,364 That hurts. 1108 01:11:41,564 --> 01:11:43,364 Get 'em outta here, boys. 1109 01:11:44,865 --> 01:11:48,065 - No, no, no, no. Not prison. - Say Parcheesi! 1110 01:11:48,065 --> 01:11:52,266 Not prison! Not for a cute little bunny rabbit! 1111 01:11:52,366 --> 01:11:54,967 Granny, Little Bit, we got 'em! 1112 01:11:55,067 --> 01:11:58,368 - Not bad for a little cookie maker. - Thanks. 1113 01:12:01,768 --> 01:12:05,169 I guess I must have had my eyes shut pretty tight 1114 01:12:05,269 --> 01:12:08,770 not to see how fast you were growing up. 1115 01:12:10,070 --> 01:12:13,671 You were really something up there. 1116 01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:16,372 I take after my granny. 1117 01:12:19,272 --> 01:12:22,573 Hello, everybody! Here, we have the book! 1118 01:12:26,374 --> 01:12:29,675 - What happened here tonight? - My granny swooped in and saved me. 1119 01:12:29,775 --> 01:12:32,975 - And the whole forest! - It was my Red who saved the day. 1120 01:12:33,076 --> 01:12:36,776 Well, it was a group effort, spearheaded by myself, of course. 1121 01:12:36,776 --> 01:12:41,277 You'll read the story in tomorrow's column, but I will take a few questions. 1122 01:12:41,377 --> 01:12:43,978 Mr. Kirkendal will be appearing in our ad campaign... 1123 01:12:44,078 --> 01:12:46,178 - I got a call-back! - No, don't talk. 1124 01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:49,279 If a tree falls in the forest, you'll get three stories, 1125 01:12:49,379 --> 01:12:51,880 yours, mine and the tree's. 1126 01:12:51,980 --> 01:12:55,080 Well, a bunny gone bad is going away, 1127 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:58,281 and you'll wake up tomorrow with piping hot tea cakes, 1128 01:12:58,281 --> 01:13:00,282 same as always. 1129 01:13:02,382 --> 01:13:03,982 Those are piping hot. 1130 01:13:04,083 --> 01:13:06,383 So how about that new delivery system? 1131 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:08,884 Well, it beats riding a bike, that's for sure. 1132 01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:11,084 ♪ I got horns that hold the muffins 1133 01:13:11,184 --> 01:13:13,285 ♪ And I got horns that hold the pies 1134 01:13:13,585 --> 01:13:16,085 Hey, did you hear about Kirk? He finally made it. 1135 01:13:20,286 --> 01:13:23,187 - Wanna see the show with us? - I'm allergic to yodeling. 1136 01:13:23,187 --> 01:13:25,687 - Now, Wolfie... - I'm front page material now, 1137 01:13:25,687 --> 01:13:27,988 I'm about to crack a story about the three pigs 1138 01:13:27,988 --> 01:13:30,488 running a home improvement scam. Houses falling. 1139 01:13:30,589 --> 01:13:33,089 I got the wide-angle lenses for those piggies. 1140 01:13:33,089 --> 01:13:35,290 You sure this is the right place? 1141 01:13:35,390 --> 01:13:36,990 - Ah. - Mr. Flippers. 1142 01:13:37,090 --> 01:13:38,890 I see you all got my message. 1143 01:13:38,890 --> 01:13:41,191 - Glad you could make it. - What's going on? 1144 01:13:41,191 --> 01:13:44,592 Well, I was wondering if you would like to come and work for me. 1145 01:13:44,592 --> 01:13:47,192 I could use some fresh talent like you. 1146 01:13:47,192 --> 01:13:49,093 What kind of work are we talking about? 1147 01:13:49,193 --> 01:13:53,094 You'd be undercover, on impossible missions... 1148 01:13:53,194 --> 01:13:55,494 ...to faraway places. 1149 01:13:55,594 --> 01:13:58,995 There's a lot of stories out there that need a happy ending. 1150 01:13:59,095 --> 01:14:02,196 I'm part of a secret organization that makes sure that happens. 1151 01:14:02,196 --> 01:14:04,596 "Happily Ever After Agency"? 1152 01:14:04,596 --> 01:14:07,097 The woods don't go around by themselves. 1153 01:14:07,097 --> 01:14:09,597 We fight the bad guys, swing through the windows 1154 01:14:09,697 --> 01:14:11,498 secret-agent-style, right? 1155 01:14:11,598 --> 01:14:13,798 So, what do you think? 1156 01:14:16,199 --> 01:14:17,699 Bring it, honey. 1157 01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:21,500 I always did like happy endings. 91679