Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ONANGEL AND BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER.

[ Man ] WHO YOU TALKING TO?

UM, MY GHOST. I HAVE A GHOST.

SHOULD YOU CONTINUE TO HARASS OUR CLIENT,

THEN WE'LL BE FORCED TO BRING YOU INTO THE LIGHT OF DAY,

A PLACE I'M TOLD IS NOT ALL THAT HEALTHY FOR YOU.

[ Screaming ]

SEEMS WE HAVE A NEW PLAYER IN TOWN.

AH. THIS IS PERHAPS FAITH.

- NEW WATCHER? - [ Together ] NEW WATCHER.

[ Buffy ] BEING A SLAYER IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING A KILLER.

HOLD IT. [ Groans ]

- YOU KILLED A MAN. - I DON'T CARE

[ Angel ] YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE PRICE FOR TRUE EVIL.

IF YOU CAN TRUST US, FAITH, IT'S GONNA ALL CHANGE.

I'M EXERCISING MY AUTHORITY...

IN REMOVING YOU TO ENGLAND, WHERE YOU WILL ACCEPT THE JUDGMENT...

OF THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE.

[ Giles ] WE HAVE A ROGUE SLAYER ON OUR HANDS. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE DANGEROUS.

I DON'T THINK SHE'S COMING BACK.

[ Riley ] GUESS SHE'S HAD HER FUN.

YO, ESE!

WHAT THE HELL YOU BURNING IN THERE, MAN?

IT STINKS LIKE--

YO, YOU HANGIN' IN THE WRONG PLACE, MAN.

MY BOYS AIN'T GONNA BE TOO HAPPY WHEN THEY GET HERE

AND SEE WHAT KIND OF MESS YOU BEEN--

[CAR TIRES SCREECH]

[CAR TIRES SCREECH]

YOUR NAME MARQUEZ?

GOOD. I HATE SAVING THE WRONG GUY.

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET

IN THIS PART OF TOWN.

YOU WANT A RIDE?

NEW IN TOWN, RIGHT?

YOU GOT THAT "NEW IN TOWN" LOOK.

DANGEROUS PART OF TOWN THIS TIME OF NIGHT

FOR A YOUNG LADY, YOU KNOW?

LOT OF PEOPLE DOWN HERE

TRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A SITUATION LIKE THAT.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,

A PLACE TO STAY.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP.

I'M COLD.

OH, YEAH. WARM IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

OH!

NOW I GOT MONEY...

AND A PLACE TO STAY.

I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE IT HERE.

CAN I TAKE OFF THIS BLINDFOLD YET?

NO.

CAN I TAKE OFF SOMETHING ELSE?

AFTER I GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENT.

YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE.

COME ON.

[LAUGHS]

Darla: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGELUS.

SHE'S A GYPSY.

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?

WITHER AND DIE.

SHE'S NOT JUST FOR YOU.

I GET TO WATCH.

[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA KEEP FROM GETTING KILLED IS TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

RIGHT THING FOR WHO?

NEXT TIME THEY COME AFTER YOU,

I'M NOT GONNA BE THERE.

AND YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T GONNA BE THERE EITHER,

NOT AFTER BEING CUT UP AND INCINERATED.

THIS GUY'S NEVER GONNA DO IT.

WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD VISION.

Wesley: IT'S GOING THAT BADLY?

I KNEW IT WHEN YOU BROUGHT HIM IN LAST NIGHT.

SOMEONE WITH THAT MUCH BODY ART

IS GONNA HAVE A DIFFERENT DEFINITION OF CIVIC DUTY.

AFTER WE SAVED HIS LIFE?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUWROTE A THANK-YOU CARD?

WELL, I HAVE FAITH IN ANGEL.

IF ANYONE CAN CONVINCE HIM TO TESTIFY...

WESLEY, YOU DON'T CHANGE A GUY LIKE THAT.

IN FACT, GENERALLY SPEAKING,

YOU DON'T CHANGE A GUY.

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET.

SCRATCH THE SURFACE, AND WHAT DO YOU FIND?

MORE SURFACE.

ONE COULD HAVE SAID THAT ABOUT ANGEL.

OH, PLEASE.

HE WAS CURSED BY GYPSIES.

WHAT'S ANGEL GONNA DO,

DRAG A BUNCH OF THEM IN HERE

TO SHOVE A SOUL DOWN THIS GUY'S THROAT?

HE MAY BE A RUFFIAN,

BUT HE'S ALREADY GOT A SOUL,

AND THEREFORE, SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN INSIDE,

AN URGE TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT.

NO WAY. I'M GONE.

Angel: SHUT UP. SIT DOWN.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, WESLEY.

HE'S JUST LIKE THE DALAI LAMA.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST, DO YOU?

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE YOUR DEMONS SOMETIME.

WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO FACE MY DEMONS?

THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FACE MINE.

[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

EXCUSE ME!

OK. YOU'RE EXCUSED.

THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.

REALLY?

DOES HE HAVE YOUR NAME ON HIM?

'CAUSE I DON'T SEE IT ANYWHERE.

BILLY, DO SOMETHING.

YEAH, BILLY. DO SOMETHING, LIKE THIS.

OOH. UGH!

UGH!

Lindsey: WHILE THE ARGUMENTS

THAT THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY HERE HAS PRESENTED

ARE SOMEWHAT ENTERTAINING,

THIS CASE HINGES ON TESTIMONY OF WITNESSES

THAT THEY HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO PRODUCE.

Assistant D.A.: YOUR HONOR, WE CAN PRODUCE THEM

IF WOLFRAM AND HART WOULD STOP TAMPERING WITH THE WITNESS.

WITNESS TAMPERING IS A SERIOUS ALLEGATION, COUNSELOR.

AND I WILL BE FILING A GRIEVANCE FOR THAT REMARK

WITH THE A.B.A. THIS AFTERNOON.

THEY HAVE NO WITNESS. THEY HAVE NO CASE.

I REQUEST A DISMISSAL OF ALL CHARGES

AGAINST MY CLIENT, WHOSE REPUTATION

HAS BEEN IRREPARABLY DAMAGED

BY THESE PROCEEDINGS.

HE'S A LAW-ABIDING AND UPSTANDING--

CITIZEN.

YOUR CLIENT REALLY IS, EXCEPT FOR THAT PESKY DRUG DEALING AND MURDER STUFF.

YOUR HONOR, THE STATE CALLS MR. MARQUEZ.

RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.

DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH

AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU, GOD?

NO, SIR. I ACCEPT FULL RESPONSIBILITY.

I THOUGHT--

I THOUGHT WE HAD DONE EVERYTHING POSSIBLE.

HOWEVER, I HAD NOT FORESEEN THE INTERVENTION--

YES, SIR. ANGEL.

I DON'T DISAGREE.

HE'S PROVING TO BE A COSTLY LIABILITY.

I CAN--ABSOLUTELY.

I CAN DO THAT.

YES, SIR. GOOD-BYE.

I HATE FAILURE WHEN THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME IT ON.

I THINK I FOUND

THE SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEM.

LEE, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU.

YOU CALL THEM BACK

AND TELL THEM THAT'S OUR DROP-DEAD OFFER,

AND YOU MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTAND

WE MEAN LITERALLY, NOT FIGURATIVELY.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

GOOD. YOU?

GREAT.

I HEAR YOU CAME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA:

HOW TO DEAL WITH OUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD VAMPIRE?

NO. I CAME UP WITH A GREAT IDEA.

HOW DO YOU FIND OUT THESE THINGS SO FAST?

PART OF MY JOB.

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

THERE WAS A ROGUE SLAYER IN TOWN?

PART OF MYJOB.

I'VE BEEN READING THE POLICE REPORTS.

SHE'S BEEN A BUSY LITTLE BEAVER.

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS.

I WILL SOON ENOUGH.

I ALREADY DO.

UH. I'LL MAKE THE CONTACT.

I DON'T THINK SO. IT'S MY DEAL.

I'LL MAKE THE CONTACT.

LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. NO.

WHY NOT?

IT'S YOUR PEOPLE SKILLS.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.

YOU BITCH.

[CHUCKLES] SEE?

IF YOU BEHAVE,

I'LL LET YOU RIDE IN THE LIMO.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T REALLY DO DIVORCE CASES.

NO, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY.

OH. IT'S ABOUT THAT MUCH MONEY.

HOW SOON CAN WE MEET?

YEAH. I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.

OK. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE TOMORROW.

THANKS FOR CALLING. BYE.

HOW DID IT GO?

WE WON.

GANG-GUY TESTIFIED?

STOOD UP AND TOLD THE TRUTH.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

THAT HE NEVER WOULD.

WELL, MORE GOOD NEWS.

I MAY HAVE LANDED A NEW CLIENT,

AND HERE'S A TWIST: HE CAN AFFORD TO PAY.

WHAT'S THE CASE?

I'M STILL IN INFORMATION GATHERING PHASE,

BUT, UH, WE'RE MEETING HIM FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.

SO, ARE YOU HAPPY WITH THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT?

YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN HE'S HAPPY.

HIS SCOWL IS SLIGHTLY LESS SCOWLY.

THAT YOUNG MAN IS VERY LUCKY HE RAN INTO YOU.

HE JUST NEEDED A LITTLE GUIDANCE,

A PUSH IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

I WONDER HOW WOLFRAM AND HART

ARE GONNA PUSH BACK.

I GUESS WE COULD GO SOMEWHERE AND TALK.

ALTHOUGH I'M NOT MUCH OF A TALKER.

I'M MORE OF A DOER.

I THINK YOU MIGHT'VE MISUNDERSTOOD MY INTENTIONS.

NO. I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD MINE.

I LIKE THAT WATCH.

DIAMONDS, RIGHT?

FAITH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

I DON'T THINK I TOLD YOU.

WE ARE WELL AWARE OF WHO YOU ARE

AND WHAT YOU DO.

WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN EXPERIENCING

SOME DIFFICULTIES.

WE THINK WE CAN HELP BRING SOME ORDER BACK TO YOUR LIFE.

WE DO, DO WE?

WHO IS WE, AND WHY DO THEY KNOW ABOUT ME

WHEN I DON'T KNOW JACK ABOUT YOU?

GREEN IS MY FAVORITE COLOR.

I LOOK GOOD IN DIAMONDS.

AND I LOVE RIDING IN LIMOUSINES.

FAITH...

CAN WE TALK?

I LIKE BLACK.

ANGELUS?

ARE YOU HERE?

ANGELUS?

Angel: NOT EVERYONE SCREAMS.

WHAT?

WHEN--WHEN YOU KILL THEM.

SOME JUST STAND THERE, FROZEN...

WHILE OTHERS...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

ARE WE PLAYING A GAME?

THE CHILDREN... THEY USUALLY SCREAM.

HMM, YES.

THEY SOUND JUST LIKE LITTLE PIGS.

HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME SOME?

WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK I'LL SHARE?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK I'M THAT INSENSITIVE.

WE'VE DRUNK AND KILLED FOR HOW LONG NOW?

140-ODD YEARS.

WE'VE DRUNK THEM ALL UP, AND THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

[SOBS]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

DON'T.

WHAT IS THIS?

HAVE YOU MET SOMEONE ELSE?

NO.

LET GO.

LET GO OF ME!

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

ANGELUS, WHAT HAPPENED?

THAT GYPSY GIRL YOU BROUGHT ME,

HER PEOPLE FOUND OUT.

THEY DID SOMETHING TO ME.

A SPELL?

FUNNY, YOU'D THINK WITH ALL THE PEOPLE

I'VE MAIMED AND KILLED,

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO REMEMBER EVERY SINGLE ONE.

[SOBS]

HELP ME.

THE SPELL.

THEY GAVE YOU A SOUL...

A FILTHY SOUL!

NO! YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

DARLA.

NO. GET AWAY FROM ME.

YOU BROUGHT HER HERE.

I AM LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE NOT LIKE ANYTHING.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

GET OUT!

I'LL KILL YOU!

Lindsey: WHERE A FELONY ARREST WARRANT FROM SUNNYDALE

WAS ISSUED IN YOUR NAME...

FOR MURDER.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION'S QUITE ACCURATE.

PHOTOGRAPH, HOWEVER, IS NOT FLATTERING.

THERE'S A LOT OF PERSONAL STUFF

THAT'S OF NO INTEREST TO ME,

BUT WHAT THEY DO FAIL TO MENTION

IS THAT YOU'RE A SLAYER.

WHICH IS WHY WE FIND YOU SO APPEALING.

YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

I JUST HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD MURDER CASE

GO UP IN SMOKE, AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE

A CERTAIN EXPERTISE IN THAT AREA.

SO, TO MAKE A LONG STORY LESS LONG,

I THINK IF A SERVICE IS RENDERED,

WE CAN GET YOU OFF.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MEN

HAVE PROMISED ME THAT.

I'M CERTAIN YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED

IN OUR PERFORMANCE.

WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL?

PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT WE WOULD NEVER

ADVOCATE THE KILLING OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.

HIS NAME'S ANGEL.

HE'S SOMEWHAT OF A PRIVATE--

NO PROBLEM.

DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING MORE?

YEAH. BESIDES GETTING ME OFF,

HOW MUCH YOU GONNA PAY?

IT MIGHT BEHOOVE YOU

TO KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT YOUR INTENDED.

SO BEFORE WE DISCUSS REMUNERATION--

HUH?

PAYMENT.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS FIRM IS IN NO WAY CONNECTED TO ANYTHING YOU DO.

IT'S MY ASS ON THE LINE HERE.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

HOW DO YOU LOOK NOW?

[HEAD POUNDING]

SHE SHOWS INITIATIVE.

[SPEAKER PHONE BEEPS]

JESSE, I THINK YOU BETTER

MAKE IT 3 FOR DINNER INSTEAD OF 4.

AND HE'S KIND OF A BUSY MAN,

SO LUNCH WAS THE ONLY TIME HE HAD.

IT'S NOT THE KIND OF CASE

I'D NORMALLY GO AFTER,

BUT WE'VE GOT TO CONSIDER THE BOTTOM LINE.

WHAT KIND OF DEMONS ARE WE DEALING WITH?

WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A DEMON THING.

WHAT KIND OF THING IS IT?

IT'S A KIND OF...

HUSBAND AND WIFE BREAK-UP THING.

A DIVORCE CASE?

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A DIVORCE CASE?

IT'S NOT WHAT WE DO.

ACCORDING TO THE HUSBAND,

THE WIFE'S A REAL WITCH.

SEEMS A BIT ON THE SEEDY SIDE.

THIS IS NOT SEEDY.

HE'S IN GOVERNMENT.

JUST TALK TO HIM.

OH, AND WE SHOULD PICK UP THE TAB FOR LUNCH.

NOTHING SAYS SUCCESS LESS THAN SPLITTING THE BILL.

I DIDN'T BRING ANY MONEY WITH ME.

OK, ELVIS, WHEN YOU'RE A BIG STAR,

YOU CAN GET AWAY WITHOUT CARRYING CASH.

AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,

I THINK ONE OF US

SHOULD APPLY FOR A SMALL BUSINESS LOAN.

JUST TO GET US THROUGH THE ROUGH SPOTS.

I MEAN, WHAT'S A 30-YEAR LOAN TO YOU?

THAT WAS SO COOL.

THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

OH, MY GOD. FAITH.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN A COMA.

PRETTY LIVELY COMA.

GILES SAID SHE LEFT SUNNYDALE ABOUT A WEEK AGO,

DESCRIBED HER MENTAL STATE AS BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC.

THAT EXPLAINS HER OUTFIT.

Wesley: THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

WHEN A WHACKED-OUT SLAYER TRIES TO KILL YOUR BOSS,

IT'S VERY WRONG.

I MEANT GILES.

WHY DIDN'T HE GIVE ME THE HEADS-UP?

I WAS FAITH'S WATCHER.

WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF HER COMA,

GILES SHOULD'VE CONTACTED ME IMMEDIATELY.

MAYBE HE WAS BUSY

TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM--

I DON'T KNOW-- KILLING EVERYBODY.

HE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS COMING AFTER ME.

HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT BUFFY.

IS SHE OK?

YEAH.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

HELP ME TRACK HER DOWN.

I WANT YOU TWO TO CHECK POLICE REPORTS--

BEATINGS, KILLINGS--

ANYTHING WITHIN THE LAST WEEK,

POSSIBLY NEAR BUS STATIONS AND BARS.

AND THEN YOU MAKE YOURSELVES SCARCE.

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE HER ANY FREE TARGETS.

YOU'VE BEEN TARGETED BY A PSYCHOTIC.

I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO RUN AND HIDE.

I LIKE THE PLAN WHERE I'M SCARCE.

WE'VE GOT TO BAND TOGETHER.

STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.

2 IS A NUMBER.

SHE'S COMING FOR ME. I GOT A FIGHT COMING UP.

I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING IN THE WAY.

I THOUGHT WE WERE A TEAM.

WE'RE NOT A TEAM. I'M YOUR BOSS.

YOU GO WHERE I TELL YOU, AND I TELL YOU TO LAY LOW.

SEEMS YOU'RE TAKING THIS PERSONALLY.

WELL, SHE TRIED TO SHOOT MY OWN PERSONAL BACK,

SO YEAH.

DID SHE DO SOMETHING TO BUFFY?

GILES JUST SAID IT WAS ROUGH.

I'M SORRY.

BUT IF YOU LET EMOTION CONTROL YOU RIGHT NOW,

ONE OF YOU WILL CERTAINLY END UP DEAD.

THAT'S WHAT THE LADY WANTS.

THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. SHE'S NOT A DEMON, ANGEL.

SHE'S A SICK, SICK GIRL.

IF THERE'S EVEN A CHANCE SHE CAN BE REASONED WITH--

THERE WAS.

LAST YEAR I HAD A SHOT AT SAVING HER.

I WAS PULLING HER BACK FROM THE BRINK,

WHEN SOME BRITISH GUY KIDNAPPED HER

AND MADE DAMN SURE SHE'D NEVER TRUST

ANOTHER LIVING SOUL.

ANGEL, IT'S NOT WESLEY'S FAULT

THAT SOMEBRITISH GUY RUINED YOUR--

OH, WAIT. THAT WAS YOU.

GO ON.

YOU DON'T NEED TO.

LET'S JUST GET TO WORK.

Faith: HEY, BABY.

COME GIVE US A HUG.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D STOP BY.

ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE OLD FRIENDS.

WHAT'S THIS,

WOODEN BULLETS?

OOH. GOOD IDEA, BUT NO.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU

SLOWLY AND INVENTIVELY,

SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU ONE CHANCE TO--

BLANKS.

NICE.

TSK, TSK. YOU DIDN'T SHOOT TO KILL.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO UP THE STAKES,

GET YOU IN THE GAME A LITTLE.

WHAT'S THE GAME EXACTLY, FAITH?

BOREDOM, REVENGE?

DUDE, I'M GETTING PAID.

THEY HATE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO.

EVER OCCUR TO YOU THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN FOR ME?

YOU THINK?

'CAUSE WHAT IF YOU KILL ME,

AND YOU EXPERIENCE THAT ONE TRUE MOMENT OF PLEASURE?

OOPS. I'D GET OFF ON THAT.

GO AHEAD, DO ME.

LET'S TAKE THAT HELL RIDE TOGETHER.

COME ON, ANGEL. I'M ALL YOURS.

I'M GIVING YOU AN OPEN INVITATION.

JEEZ, YOU'RE PATHETIC,

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE TORTURED SOUL,

GOT TO THINK EVERYTHING THROUGH.

WELL, THINK FAST, LOVER.

YOU DON'T DO ME, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA DO YOU.

AH!

GOSH, THAT ONE WASN'T A BLANK.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A SITUATION WE'RE HANDLING.

I READ THE FILE. IT NEEDS TO BE HANDLED.

I GOT TO JUMP.

YOU...

WERE IN THE GRUBER MEETING.

RIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THOSE PEOPLE?

I KNOW, IT'S--

IS THIS A NEGOTIATION OR A COTILLION?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL FRANK.

WHO'S FRANK?

WORKS WITH LOUISA IN CONTRACTS.

CONTRACTS--THE PROBLEM IS NOT CONTRACTS!

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL--

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

GO.

YES. YES.

NO. NO, THURSDAY.

WE HAVE TO CLOSE GRUBER NOW

BEFORE THE SOFT OFFER BECOMES HARD,

AND THE STOCK GOES...

THROUGH THE CEILING.

IN THE TOILET. RIGHT.

KEEP ME IN THE LOOP, WILL YOU?

I WANT TO KNOW THE INSTANT THEY FOLD.

THEY ARE FOLDING?

LOOK, GOT TO JUMP. E-MAIL ME. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

YOU, TOO.

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE LAW?

NICE OFFICE. GOOD VIEW.

WHERE'S FAITH?

SHOULD I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE.

THIS IS A BIG FIRM. TELL YOU WHAT I CAN DO.

I CAN GIVE YOU THE NUMBER TO PERSONNEL, THOUGH.

I'M SURE THEY'D BE GLAD TO HANDLE YOUR PROBLEM.

YOU'D REMEMBER THIS ONE:

PRETTY, DARK HAIR, KILLS THINGS.

I ASSURE YOU, WE HAVE STRICT HIRING PRACTICES.

SO, HOW'S IT WORK FOR A GUY LIKE YOU?

SUCCESSFUL LAWYER IN A BIG LAW FIRM,

COMPANY CAR, NICE OFFICE, BONUS,

CAN HIRE A KILLING WHENEVER YOU WANT.

KIND OF GOT IT MADE, RIGHT?

WELL, WE'LL JUST ADD SLANDER TO BREAKING AND ENTERING.

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT,

I REMEMBER YOU THROWING ONE OF MY CLIENTS THROUGH A WINDOW.

KILLED HIM IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN.

YES. I SEEM TO REMEMBER.

THE WINDOW WAS JUST ABOUT THAT SIZE.

TOO BAD THE BODY BURNED UP BEFORE IT HIT THE GROUND.

I MIGHT'VE NEEDED A GOOD LAWYER.

I'M SORRY.

WE ONLY HANDLE A CERTAIN CLASS OF CLIENTELE.

I'M SURE I KILLED ENOUGH PEOPLE TO QUALIFY.

WHERE IS SHE?

YOU KNOW, A VAMPIRE CAN'T WALK IN HERE

WITHOUT US KNOWING IT.

WE HAVE A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED SECURITY SYSTEM,

SPENT A FORTUNE ON MYSTICAL BARRIERS AND SUCH.

NICE TO KNOW OUR INVESTMENT PAID OFF.

I THINK IT WAS A WASTE OF MONEY MYSELF.

WELL, ONE DOWN, MORE ON THE WAY.

AND THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED.

AND THIS WHOLE ENCOUNTER'S

BEEN DIGITALLY RECORDED ON HI-DEF.

SO, DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'M SURE IT'D MAKE AN ENTERTAINING EVENING

WATCHING YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE,

NOT TO MENTION THE FORTUNE I COULD MAKE OFF THE VIDEO,

I DO HAVE A DINNER.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, LINDSEY.

WE'LL DO THIS REAL SOON.

YOU KNOW, JUST WHEN I THINK I GOT YOU FIGURED OUT,

YOU SHOW UP IN A SUIT.

THERE'S ANOTHER ASSAULT JUST 2 BLOCKS AWAY:

A FIGHT IN A BAR, SEVERAL ARRESTS MADE,

AND A WOMAN FITTING FAITH'S DESCRIPTION WAS INVOLVED,

HOWEVER, NOT ARRESTED.

SHE CHARM HER WAY OUT?

NO. APPARENTLY, SHE MANAGED

TO BREAK A POLICEMAN'S JAW WITH HIS OWN HANDCUFFS

BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED INTO THE NIGHT.

HMM. FOR FAITH, THAT IS CHARM.

[SCOFFS]

PHANTOM DENNIS! LET US IN.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S ONLY WESLEY.

DENNIS YOUR GHOST, I PRESUME.

YES. HE'S JEALOUS.

DON'T WORRY. HELL WILL FREEZE OVER

BEFORE I HAVE SEX WITH HIM.

THANK GOODNESS FOR SMALL FAVORS.

I'M GONNA TRY CALLING ANGEL AGAIN.

OK. I'M GONNA PACK A BAG.

CORDELIA, PLEASE, JUST A FEW THINGS.

WE'RE NOT GOING ON SAFARI.

I GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM.

I DON'T FEEL ANGEL'S IN THE GAME.

BUT SOMEHOW, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE THE KEY.

NOW, WHAT COULD I DO TO REALLY MAKE HIM HATE ME?

HMM.

FAITH. SHUT UP, WESLEY.

LISTEN TO ME. IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

FOR CAPPUCCINO?

'CAUSE IT JUST KEEPS ME UP.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO LET ME HELP YOU.

YES. WE WANT TO HELP YOU.

I REALIZE THERE HAVE BEEN FAILURES

ON BOTH SIDES.

BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IN MY HEART

THAT YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON.

WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR HEART NOW?

ALL RIGHT, WES.

MY TURN.

[MAN AND WOMAN LAUGH]

MIE FOAME.

PLEACA DE AICI.

LASAL IN PACE. E UN CERSETOR.

BEA O BERE.

NU VREAU BANII RAI.

CE AI SPUS!

O VREAU PE EA.

E UN MONSTRU!

EU SUNT MONSTRU,

MONSTRU!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Woman: RUDOLPH?

I ESTI BIME?

RUDOLPH.

AAH!

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

CORDELIA.

ANGEL.

SHE--SHE WAS ALREADY HERE.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

I MADE WESLEY COME WITH ME...

JUST TO GET A COUPLE OF THINGS.

SHE WAS LIKE AN ANIMAL.

SHE SAID THAT YOU WEREN'T IN THE GAME.

THERE WAS NOTHING...

WE COULD DO.

TAKE IT EASY.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT ABOUT WESLEY. IS HE OK?

HE'S NOT HERE.

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

ALL THESE LITTLE CUTS AND BRUISES

JUST BRING OUT THE MOTHER IN ME.

COME ON.

NOW, NOW, DON'T POOP OUT ON ME, DAMN IT.

OTHERWISE THIS IS ALL JUST GONNA BE OVER TOO FAST.

AND YOU'LL BE DEAD...

AND I'LL BE BORED.

[MUFFLED GROAN]

[GASPS]

COME ON, WESLEY!

WHERE'S THAT STIFF UPPER LIP?

NOW, WE'VE ONLY DONE ONE

OF THE 5 BASIC TORTURE GROUPS.

WE'VE DONE BLUNT,

BUT THAT STILL LEAVES SHARP, COLD, HOT, AND LOUD.

HAVE A PREFERENCE?

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

IT'S ALWAYS BETTER WITH AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION.

MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?

[WESLEY SPITS]

I WAS YOUR WATCHER, FAITH.

I KNOW THE REAL YOU.

AND EVEN IF YOU KILL ME,

THERE'S JUST ONE THING I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.

WHAT'S THAT, LOVE?

YOU...

ARE A PIECE OF SH--

YOU SHOULD TALK, HUH?

[GAGS]

I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO TRY A LITTLE HARDER.

WE'LL SWITCH TO SHARP FOR A WHILE.

Cordelia: ON MONDAY, A GUY WAS BEATEN UP HERE,

HIS WALLET AND CAR WERE STOLEN.

HE'S STILL IN THE HOSPITAL.

4 BLOCKS OVER IS A RESTAURANT

WHERE THEY HAD A MAJOR KNOCKDOWN DRAG-OUT ON TUESDAY.

THEN HERE ANOTHER GUY RAN INTO SOMETHING

HE REFERRED TO AS "THE BITCH FROM HELL,"

WHO SENT HIM HOME WITH PARAMEDICS.

THAT WAS ON WEDNESDAY.

THIS WAS THE FIRST.

TOOK HIS WALLET AND KEYS.

IS HE STILL IN THE HOSPITAL?

YEAH. WE WERE JUST GONNA GO DOWN AND TALK TO HIM.

WHERE'S HE LIVE?

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[SIGHS]

THAT'S REFRESHING.

BUT I'M FEELING A LITTLE COLD.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE WARM THE PLACE UP?

DID YOU EVER WONDER IF THINGS WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT

IF WE'D NEVER MET?

WHAT IF YOU HAD BUFFY,

AND GILES HAD BEEN MY WATCHER?

YOU THINK WE'D STILL BE HERE RIGHT NOW?

OR WOULD GILES BE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR?

OR IS IT JUST, LIKE, FATE?

YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO CHOICE.

YOU WERE GONNA BE HERE, NO MATTER WHAT.

YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF,

FATE AND DESTINY?

I DON'T.

NOT THAT ANY OF THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT.

SINCE THIS MAY BE THE LAST CHANCE WE HAVE

TO UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER,

I FEEL IT'S KIND OF MY DUTY TO TELL YOU

THAT IF YOU'D BEEN A BETTER WATCHER,

I MIGHT'VE BEEN A MORE POSITIVE ROLE MODEL.

FACE IT, WESLEY.

YOU REALLY WERE A JERK,

ALWAYS WALKING AROUND

LIKE YOU HAD SOME GREAT BIG STAKE

RAMMED UP YOUR ENGLISH CHANNEL.

I THINK I WANT TO HEAR YOU SCREAM.

YOU NEVER WILL.

ADMIT IT, WESLEY.

DIDN'T YOU ALWAYS KIND OF HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME?

ABOUT TIME, SOUL-BOY.

READY TO PLAY NOW?

I'M READY.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

OK. YOU SHOWED,

BUT HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU'RE REALLY IN THIS?

I MEAN, IF I KILL HIM, WOULD THAT HELP

OR JUST BE REALLY FUNNY?

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AFTER?

I DO.

YOU I HAVE TO KILL.

WESLEY'S JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT WESLEY.

IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME.

NO, BABY. HE'S PAYBACK.

FOR WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAPPY WITH THE WAY YOU ARE.

BY THE WAY, YOU NEVER TOLD ME HOW MUCH I'M WORTH DUSTED.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.

15,000 PLUS EXPENSES.

[SCOFFS]

YOU'RE KIDDING.

HEY, I'M YOUNG,

WILLING TO WORK MY WAY UP.

YOU FEEL YOUNG, DO YOU, FAITH?

YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY WORN OUT TO ME.

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, VAMPIRE?

GET IN THE GAME.

ARRHH! UNHH!

OHHH!

COME ON, ANGEL! I THOUGHT YOU WERE BAD!

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME. NO ONE CAN TAKE ME!

COME ON!

YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

YOU HEAR ME?!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EVIL IS!

I'M BAD!OHHH!

FIGHT BACK!

NICE TRY, FAITH.

I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

AND I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.

I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.

I'M EVIL!

I'M BAD!

I'M EVIL!

DO YOU HEAR ME?! I'M BAD!

ANGEL, I'M BAD!

[SOBBING] I'M BAD!

DO YOU HEAR ME?

[SOBBING]

I'M BAD!

I'M BAD!

[SOBBING] I'M BAD! PLEASE!

ANGEL, PLEASE JUST DO IT.

[SOBBING] ANGEL...

PLEASE JUST DO IT.

JUST KILL ME.

JUST KILL ME.

[SOBBING]

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OK. I'M RIGHT HERE.

[SOBBING]

SHH.

GRRR. ARRGH.