Original subtitles

PREVIOUSLY ONANGEL.

- YOU HAD A VISION? - BOY HOWDY.

DOYLE KISSED ME JUST BEFORE HE DIED,

AND HE PASSED IT ON TO ME.

[ Cordelia ] I AM NOT GIVING UP THIS APARTMENT.

IT'S HAUNTED.IT'S RENT-CONTROLLED.

YEAH, I HAVE A ROOMMATE, BUT IT'S COOL.

I NEVER SEE HIM.

HEY, HEY, PHANTOM DENNIS. PUT THAT BACK.

[CLEARS THROAT]

YOU LOOK NICE.AH!

OH!

[SIGH]

OH! AND NOW... I LOOK LIKE THE JOKER.

SORRY.

HOPEFULLY, I'M STILL TOO YOUNG AND CAREFREE

FOR A HEART ATTACK.

WOULD IT KILL YOU TO HUM A LITTLE TUNE

WHEN SNEAKING UP ON PEOPLE?

I DON'T HUM. I'M CONFUSED HERE.

WHY IS MRS. BENSON FILED UNDER "P"?

THAT'S NOT A "P." THAT'S AN "F."

OR IS THAT AN "R"?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE WE COULD BE A LITTLE LESS YOUNG AND CAREFREE

WITH THE FILING.

OH! IT'S AN "F." I REMEMBER NOW.

ALL RIGHT, SO-- [CHUCKLES]--

WHY IS MRS. BENSON FILED UNDER "F"?

BECAUSE SHE'S FROM FRANCE.

REMEMBER WHAT A PAIN SHE WAS?

YEAH.

IT MADE ME WANT TO DRINK A LOT.

WELL, THAT'S THE FRENCH FOR YA.

HELLO!

I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,

PATROLLING WITH MY NEW BAVARIAN FIGHTING ADZE

WHEN I SUDDENLY THOUGHT, "PERHAPS CORDELIA'S HAD A VISION."

PERHAPS YOU NEED MY HELP IN THAT BATTLE AGAINST EVIL.

WE SEEM TO BE EVIL-FREE AT THE MOMENT.

I ALSO PACKED ALONG A WORD PUZZLE 3-D,

IF EITHER OF YOU HAS THE NERVE TO TAKE ME ON.

GEE, WESLEY, I'D LOVE TO, BUT, UNLIKE YOU,

I'M NOT IN MY 80s QUITE YET.

IF SHAKING YOUR BOOTY AT THE LATEST TRENDY HOT SPOT

IS YOUR IDEA OF A LIFE, THEN CALL ME...

SICK WITH ENVY.

HI.

I'M SERENA. NICE AX.

OOH, EH HEH.

NO. THIS OLD THING. I--

WE'RE LATE.

WILSON PRACTICALLY HAD TO HAVE PHONE SEX

WITH THE MANAGER AT LOUNGE LA BREA TO GET US IN.

OK, OK. HOW DO I LOOK?

LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.

WILSON WON'T BE ABLE TO TAKE HIS EYES OFF YOU.

WHO'S WILSON?

CHRISTOPHER.

CHRISTOPHER WILSON?

WILSON CHRISTOPHER.

NO! THE ETHNO-ARCHEOLOGIST FROM BRANDEIS?

THE FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER FROM L.A. WHO'S BEEN SEEING CORDELIA.

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.

AND THAT HUGH GRANT THING

IS REALLY STARTING TO WORK FOR ME.

[CHUCKLING]

SO--AHEM--

YOU'VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE?

HOW COME I HAVEN'T MET HIM?

'CAUSE I'M ASHAMED OF YOU,

NOT TO MENTION HOW YOU'D EMBARRASS ME

BY GIVING HIM THE THIRD DEGREE.

YOUR BOSS COULD GIVE ME THE THIRD DEGREE ANYTIME.

OH, UM...SO...

UM-- UM, CORDELIA-- GRAB THAT FILE.

NOT TO WORRY. HEH HEH. WHOOPSIE!

LOUNGE LA BREA.

SOUNDS LIKE THAT COULD BE AN EVENING

WITH ALL SORTS OF EVENING TYPE--

I HEARD THE BANDS THERE ARE--

THEY DON'T HAVE BANDS.

WHICH I LIKE 'CAUSE IF IT'S TOO LOUD--

WANNA COME?OH, I THINK I MAY BE BUSY.

BESIDES, UM, I DON'T, UM,

LOUNGE ALL THAT WELL.

HA HA HA HA!

GOOD ONE. OH, YES, NO. HE'S NO LOUNGER, THIS ONE.

MM-MMM.

THE GOOD ONES ARE ALWAYS GAY.

COR, TICK-TOCK.

SO THAT CLIENT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING TONIGHT,

WHAT'S HE LIKE AGAIN?

LIKE A BIG BABY HATCHING FROM A BIG EGG

WITH REALLY LARGE HANDS

IN NEED OF A MANICURE.

YOU'RE MEETING HIM HERE.

OK.

ARE MY GIRLS READY TO PARTY?

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU NEED ANY HELP

SLAYING THE BIG BABY CREATURE, DO YOU?

NOT THAT AN EVENING ALONE WITH WORD PUZZLE

ISN'T PLENTY EXHILARATING IN ITS OWN RIGHT.

RIGHT.

OH.

[THUD]

DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE, DEMON SPAWN!

COWARDS, DON'T MAKE ME THRASH IT OUT OF YOU.

WHERE DO YOU LAY YOUR EGGS, IN THE CELLAR?

WESLEY--

IN THE BEDROOM?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. TERMITES LAY THEIR EGGS ANYWHERE,

SUCH AS NEXT DOOR.

OH.

AND WE FIGHT TERMITES, WHEREVER THEY MAY ROAM.

SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT.

WHEW!

THAT WAS BRACING.

YEAH. BABY JUST HATCHED.

WOULDN'T WANT TO RUN INTO HIM WHEN HE GROWS UP

AND GETS HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.

[CHUCKLING]

AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CORDELIA,

FOR SENDING US TO THE WRONG HOUSE.

ANOTHER 5 MINUTES,

AND THAT THING WOULD HAVE BEEN LOOSE IN THE WORLD.

YEAH, WELL, IT ALL WORKED OUT.

THIS TIME.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CLEAN UP.

DO YOU THINK A TARVAL DEMON

LEAVES A HEFTY SECURITY DEPOSIT?

I'M SURE OF IT.

WELL, IT'S NOT MY PLACE-- CORDELIA WORKS FOR YOU--

BUT SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE PAYING ATTENTION TO HER DUTIES LATELY.

SHE'S HAD A LOT TO DEAL WITH.

I MEAN, DOYLE'S DEATH, INHERITING HIS VISION.

SHE'S YOUNG.

SHE'S STILL TRYING TO FIND HER WAY IN THE WORLD.

AHH, BUT WE'RE NOT IN THE WORLD.

DEMON HUNTERS LIKE US HAVE A HIGHER CALLING.

YOU, UH--

OH, THANKS.

I MEAN, NO ONE'S MORE FOND OF CORDELIA THAN I,

BUT IF SHE WANTS TO GO GADABOUTING WITH THOSE DOXIES--

I THINK THEY LIKED YA.

REALLY?

I DIDN'T MEAN DOXY IN A SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS SENSE,

EXACTLY. I--

YOU DON'T THINK STICKING THE ADZE IN THE WALL PUT THEM OFF?

THAT WAS CHARMING.

WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THEY THOUGHT WE WERE GAY?

ADDS MYSTERY.

THERE YOU GO.

THANKS.

DON'T MENTION IT.

I WON'T, BUT I'LL TIP FOR IT.

JASE, MOOLAH.

THANKS.

I'M NOT SAYING IT WAS WORTHY OF A KISS.

I'M BORED.

EMILY--[SIGH]--

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET IN HERE?

STILL BORED.

WELL, CORDY'S NOT.

SO, YOU LEFT SUNNYDALE AND YOU CAME TO L.A.

WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?

SKYDIVING WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.

EXCEPT FOR THE SMASHING- YOUR-BODY-TO-BITS PART.

ACTUALLY, NO. IT WAS LIKE THAT, TOO.

OH, AND THE GUY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE--

THE GUY?

WITH THE BIG BAG OF FAME AND FORTUNE?

OH, THAT GUY.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

HE COMES AND GOES.

HE'S SORT OF FLEETING THAT WAY.

WELL, IF YOU SEE HIM, WILL YOU TELL HIM TO FLEET MY WAY?

[CHUCKLING]

THANK YOU.

FOR WHAT?

FOR MAKING ME NOT HATE DATING.

SERENA'S REALLY SOMETHING.

[CHUCKLES]

I'M GONNA SEND HER FLOWERS.

FOR INTRODUCING YOU TO ME.

I KNEW THAT.

GOD, FOR THE FIRST TIME, I LIKE L.A.

IN HIGH SCHOOL, I KNEW MY PLACE,

AND, OK, IT WAS A HAUGHTY PLACE

AND MAYBE I WAS A TAD SHALLOW.

OH, HEY, NOBODY FEELS LIKE THEY BELONG HERE.

THAT'S SORT OF THE POINT OF L.A.--

TO MAKE YOU FEEL AS INSECURE AS POSSIBLE.

YOU DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.

SURE, I DO.

RIGHT. YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU CAME TO L.A. TO DO.

YOU'RE PHOTOGRAPHING ALL THESE GORGEOUS FAMOUS PEOPLE.

WHERE'S THE INSECURE?

IN THE PICTURES, WHICH ARE FURTHER PROOF

THAT EVERYBODY IS HAVING A REAL LIFE

EXCEPT ME.

I'M THE GUY BEHIND THE CAMERA,

WATCHING AND RECORDING LIFE,

NOT LIVING IT...

EACH AND EVERY MOMENT, LIKE YOU.

WOW. I'M LIVING LIFE?

LOOK AT ME.

LOOK AT YOU.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

THANK YOU FOR THE CLUB

AND FOR DRIVING ME HOME AND LISTENING TO MY ENTIRE LIFE STORY.

I THINK I MAY HAVE LEFT OUT A COUPLE OF WEEKS IN EARLY 1987, BUT--

I HAD A GREAT TIME, AND YOU DIDN'T TALK TOO MUCH.

I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

ME, TOO. I MEAN ABOUT YOU, NOT--

'CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW, UM, ABOUT ME.

CALL YOU TOMORROW?

UM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO--

CALL YOU?

UM...GO HOME?

I MEAN, RIGHT AWAY.

IT'S STILL EARLY...

IN AUSTRALIA.

HA HA HA...

WILL YOU COME IN?

NICE.

YEAH. COMPARED TO MY OLD APARTMENT, IT'S BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

YOU LIVE ALONE, RIGHT?

IN THE SENSE THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE LIVING HERE

THAT'S ACTUALLY ALIVE.

THAT WAS A YES, I THINK?

WIRING.

OLD BUILDINGS.

WELL, NO WORRIES.

BESIDES, I-- I LIKE LOOKING AT YOU.

LOOK, THE TRUTH IS THAT MY DATING GAME SKILLS ARE KINDA RUSTY.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE HAD OVER IN A LONG--

WELL...EVER.

SO, UH...

I'M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.

MUSIC?

RIGHT.

MUSIC.

[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIGH]

[POLKA PLAYS][GASP]

HEY, THAT'S SOME JAUNTY POLKA.

HA HA HA.

OH, I KNOW. I KNOW.

THE WIRING.

AH HEH.

HOW ABOUT SOME TEA?

THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

OK.

ALL RIGHT, DENNIS. KNOCK IT OFF!

THIS IS THE ONE GUY I'VE ACTUALLY LIKED IN A LONG TIME,

AND IF YOU KEEP KILLING THE MOOD,

I'LL KILL YOU!

ALL RIGHT, EMPTY THREAT,

YOU BEING A GHOST

AND ALREADY DEAD AND ALL.

BUT I'LL DO SOMETHING WORSE.

I'LL PLAY EVITA AROUND THE CLOCK,

THE ONE WITH MADONNA.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

UM, MY GHOST.

I HAVE A GHOST.

HE'S JEALOUS.

AH...HEH!

KIDDING.

THE APARTMENT'S GREAT, BUT THINGS ARE ALWAYS BREAKING,

AND, UM...

I HAVE NO ONE TO COMPLAIN TO,

SO SOMETIMES, JUST TO KEEP MYSELF COMPANY, I TALK TO MYSELF.

WILSON?

UH-OH! SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

QUARTER PAST NOON.

I LEFT 2 MESSAGES. SHE SHOULD HAVE CALLED BACK.

CORDELIA!

MAYBE SHE UNPLUGGED HER PHONE.

OR SHE SLEPT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD--

BREAK OPEN HER DOOR AND TRESPASS.

CORDELIA?

I'M GETTIN' A BAD FEELING HERE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.

THIS ISN'T LIKE HER.

AVOIDING HER RESPONSIBILITIES?

LATELY, IT SEEMS QUITE LIKE HER.

I'M SURE IT WILL ALL WORK OUT ONCE WE--

MOTHER OF GOD.

Cordelia: ANGEL?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE HERE.

I'M READY TO WAKE UP NOW.

I DON'T SEEM TO BE WAKING UP.

HELP ME.

WE'RE GOING TO.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?

WELL, WE WENT TO THE CLUB,

AND WILSON AND I JUST SORTA HID OUT ON THIS COUCH

AND WE TALKED AND TALKED AND THEN HE...

DROVE ME HOME, AND I ASKED HIM IN.

HE WAS REALLY NICE.

AND WE, UH...

YOU KNOW.

IT WAS NORMAL. HE WAS NORMAL AND...

IT WAS SAFE, AND-- IT WAS ALL REALLY SAFE.

IT'S OK. HAVE YOU TALKED TO WILSON?

NO.

I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ANYONE.

WHAT WOULD I SAY TO HIM?

"I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.

I THINK YOU LEFT SOMETHING AT MY PLACE"?

I DON'T THINK THIS IS RIGHT.

WHATEVER'S HAPPENING TO YOU,

HE MAY HAVE SOME ANSWERS.

I CAN'T.

JUST DIAL HIS NUMBER, AND I'LL TALK TO HIM.

OH, GOD, I'M BEING PUNISHED.

YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT BEING PUNISHED.

THIS IS--

WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

Voice: THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.

THERE IS NO NEW NUMBER AT THIS TIME.

HE'S NOT ANSWERIN' RIGHT NOW.

I WANT YOU TO REST,

AND WE'RE GONNA HANDLE THIS.

OK?

YOU'RE NOT ALONE.

THAT'S SORTA THE PROBLEM, ISN'T IT?

COULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR NOW?

WE'RE GONNA BE RIGHT OUTSIDE.

THANKS.

ANY LUCK WITH YOUR CONTACT?

WILSON'S HOME AND BUSINESS PHONES HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED,

NO UNLISTED NUMBERS, NO FORWARDING ADDRESSES, NO CRIMINAL RECORD.

WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING.

I'M GUESSING HE'S SOME SORT OF PROCREAPARASITIC DEMON.

HMM. A DEMON WHO CAN ONLY REPRODUCE

BY IMPLANTING A HUMAN WOMAN WITH ITS SEED.

YES. I'VE HEARD OF SUCH ENTITIES.

THE HUMAN MOTHERS--

RARELY SURVIVE LABOR, AND THE ONES THAT DO WISH THEY HADN'T.

IF SHE'S THAT PREGNANT IN ONE NIGHT,

SHE COULD GIVE BIRTH AT ANY MOMENT.

WE HAVE TO MOVE FAST. YOU'RE GONNA SEE WHAT'S INSIDE HER.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

PRENATAL EXAM, WESLEY.

OH, OF COURSE. UH, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M GONNA FIND DADDY.

I DIDN'T SEE YOU.

I GET THAT A LOT.

WHAT CAN I GET YA?

I NEED SOME HELP.

I'M KINDA BUSY.

I WON'T TAKE MUCH OF YOUR TIME.

A FRIEND OF MINE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT.

HER NAME'S CORDELIA.

BIG SMILE, REALLY PRETTY?

YEAH. WE GET A LOT OF THAT IN HERE.

WHAT'S THIS?

PROBABLY AN INSULT.

I'M GUESSIN' YOU'RE SERVIN' DRINKS DAY AND NIGHT

TO JERKS WHO THINK THEY CAN BUY ANYTHING.

YEAH. THAT'D BE A GOOD GUESS.

ONE OF THOSE JERKS HURT MY FRIEND,

AND I NEED TO FIND HIM FAST.

WHO WAS IT?

WILSON CHRISTOPHER.

LOOK, I WANNA KNOW WHO HIS FRIENDS ARE, WHERE THEY HANG.

PRETTY MUCH WHEREVER SERENA TELLS THEM TO.

SERENA.

YEAH. YOU KNOW HER?

YEAH.

THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS.

THE GUYS HAVE THE MONEY.

THE GIRLS HAVE THE PRETTY.

THE GIRLS DECIDE WHAT CLUB'S THE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH,

AND SERENA RULES THE GIRLS.

THANKS.

SO, YOU THE BOYFRIEND?

NO.

I'M FAMILY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?

BOY OR GIRL?

SHOULDN'T BE LONG.

I TOLD--

[WHISPERING] I told them it was rather urgent.

OOH.

YOU'RE CARRYING LOW. I'LL BET IT'S--

STOP! DON'T TOUCH ME!

UH, YOU'RE WHAT, 8 1/2 MONTHS ALONG?

FEELS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY, DOESN'T IT?

I SEE YOU LEFT A LOT OF BLANKS

ON THE PATIENT INFORMATION FORM.

IT WOULD HELP TO HAVE THE NAME OF YOUR PREVIOUS DOCTOR.

YOU'RE THE ONLY DOCTOR WE'VE BEEN TO--

IN CALIFORNIA.

WE JUST MOVED HERE FROM ENGLAND.

LOVELY COUNTRY.

SO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

I'M AS BIG AS A HOUSE, EVERYTHING HURTS--

THAT'S ALL NORMAL AT THIS STAGE,

AND ONCE YOUR LITTLE ONE COMES OUT,

WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE IN NO TIME,

YOU'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER.

GOD, IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

HORMONES.

ALL RIGHT, MRS. PENBORNE,

WHY DON'T WE LIE BACK,

AND WE'LL SEE WHAT'S BAKIN' IN THE OVEN.

HAVE YOU FOLKS SETTLED ON A NAME YET?

THAT'S THE HARDEST PART FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.

HMM!

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S HAVIN' TWINS.

TWINS?!TWINS?!

NO. THERE'S A THIRD HEARTBEAT.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

5...

6...

OH...

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?

I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING,

BUT I'D-- I'D LIKE TO, UM...

WITHDRAW A LITTLE OF THE AMNIOTIC FLUID

JUST--JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING IS, UH...

SHIPSHAPE.

SO, NURSE, IF YOU WILL PREP MRS. PENBORNE RIGHT AWAY.

EH...WHAT--

[KNOCKING]

SERENA?

JUST LEAVE IT OUTSIDE.

SERENA, IT'S ANGEL, CORDELIA'S FRIEND.

CAN I COME IN?

OK.

SERENA?

SERENA?

THE LIGHT HURTS MY EYES LATELY.

I KNOW THE FEELING.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LIQUOR STORE.

I'M ALMOST DRY.

[SIPPING]

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

I SHOULDN'T, RIGHT?

IT'LL HURT THE BABY.

I HOPE.

I NEED TO TELL YOU,

THERE'S A .5% CHANCE OF MISCARRIAGE FROM THE PROCEDURE.

NOW, IT'S A VERY SMALL RISK, BUT--

I'LL TAKE IT.

OOH...

NOW YOU'LL FEEL A PINCH.

JUST COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 5,

AND WE'LL BE DONE.

5...

4...

3...

2...

ONE.

ONE.

ONE.

ONE!

EW!

ALL DONE.

NOW, THAT WASN'T TOO BAD, WAS IT?

NOW WE'LL JUST RUN A FEW TESTS AND--

DR. WASSERMAN?

THIS IS, UM--

EXCUSE ME.

YOU SAW WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME?

I THINK WE SHOULD FIND ANGEL.

WESLEY, PLEASE, JUST TELL ME.

CORDELIA--

DO THEY LOOK HEALTHY?

IT'S LIKE IT'S NOT REAL, BUT IT IS.

RIGHT?

IT'S REALLY HAPPENING?

UH, IT'S REAL. IT'S HAPPENING TO CORDELIA, TOO.

OH, GOD.

I CAN'T REACH JASON.

HE'S GONE.

SO IS WILSON.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNEW SOMETHING.

YEAH. I KNEW-- I KNEW--

I KNEW THE GUYS-- JASON AND NICK,

AND WILSON WANTED TO MEET CORDELIA,

AND--I DON'T KNOW.

[SIGH]

I KNEW SOMETHING WASN'T RIGHT.

THEIR MONEY, IT--

WHAT ABOUT THEIR MONEY?

OH, IT'S STUPID.

IT KIND OF SMELLED.

I MEAN, REALLY SMELLED.

AND SOMETIMES THE GUYS WERE, LIKE, JUMPY.

OOH, BUT THIS TOWN, I MEAN,

YOU KNOW.

EVERYTHING'S FAKE.

THINGS ARE WEIRD.

AND YOU STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

YOU'RE SURE THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING?

DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU CAN CALL?

LIKE WHO?

FAMILY?

NO.

NO ONE.

THE GUYS SEEMED LIKE THEY LIKED THAT.

WILSON ASKED ABOUT CORDELIA, AND I TOLD HIM SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY EITHER.

SERENA, WHERE CAN I FIND THE--

YAHH...AAH!

OOH!

IT'S ALL GOING TO WORK OUT.

YOU'LL SEE. EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE.

I KNOW IT WILL BE.

THERE'S A BRAVE GIRL.

I'M SURE ANGEL WON'T MIND IF YOU REST IN HERE.

AHH!

JUST RELAX.

GET COMFORTABLE.

WELL, UH...EH HEH.

AS COMFORTABLE AS IS POSSIBLE AT ANY RATE.

SHOULD YOU NEED ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL,

THEN, UH...

I'LL--I'LL-- I'LL JUST, UH--

YOU'RE AFRAID.

WHAT?

YOU'RE AFRAID OF WHAT'S INSIDE OF ME.

YOU THINK IT'S HORRIBLE.

YOU THINK I WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT,

THAT IF I FIND OUT, I'LL DO SOMETHING BAD.

CORDELIA, THE TRUTH IS, I HAVEN'T YET FORMULATED A THEORY.

I NEED TIME TO... ANALYZE THE ULTRASOUND

AND WEIGH THE DATA,

AND THE MOMENT THERE'S ANYTHING CONCRETE TO REPORT--

THERE'S 7 OF THEM.

THERE'S 7 OF HIS CHILDREN...

GROWING INSIDE OF ME.

THEY'RE TALKING TO ME.

THEY'RE TALKING ALL AT ONCE, LIKE--

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND!

CORDELIA, I KNOW HOW DIFFICULT THIS MUST BE FOR YOU.

NO!

YOU DON'T KNOW.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE

TO BE A PARTNER IN CREATION.

I--I--I JUST MEANT--

WESLEY?

YES?

THEY'RE NOT HUMAN.

I IMAGINE THAT'S TRUE.

BUT, I MEAN...

THAT COULD BE OK, RIGHT?

I MEAN, LOOK AT ANGEL.

HE'S NOT HUMAN.

AND DOYLE-- HE WASN'T EITHER.

I MEAN, I TOTALLY--

HE WAS GOOD.

SHH...SHH...

SHH...SHH... SHH...SHH...

AH!

ANY LUCK LOCATING WILSON?

NOT YET.

BUT I DID FIND CORDELIA'S FRIEND SERENA.

SHE'S A VICTIM, TOO, AS BIG AS CORDELIA.

WILSON'S RICH BUDDIES ARE IN ON IT.

4 OF THEM, MAYBE MORE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN THEY'VE IMPREGNATED.

AND IT'S WORSE THAN YOU KNOW.

THE ULTRASOUND RESULTS.

7 HEARTBEATS, AT LEAST, MAYBE MORE.

AND WITH MULTIPLE PREGNANCIES--

SOMEONE'S RAISING AN ARMY.

AN ARMY OF WHAT?GOOD QUESTION.

WE NEED TO FIND THE DEMON FATHERS.

Wesley: GUN CLUBS?

GUNS CAN KILL THEM?

WELL, I SAY, THAT MAKES IT EASIER.

SERENA SAID WILSON AND HIS BUDDIES

HANG OUT AT SOME PRIVATE GUN CLUB, GUNS AND CIGARS.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE, EXACTLY.

WHILE I FIND THEM, YOU SHOULD BE NARROWING DOWN THE SPECIES.

MAYBE WE COULD FIGURE OUT A WAY TO TERMINATE THIS WITHOUT HURTING HER.

AND IF WE CAN'T?

[RIPS PAGE]

THEN WE'LL NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO ONCE THEY'RE BORN.

YES, WELL, IT MUSTN'T COME TO THAT.

THE ODDS OF HER EVEN SURVIVING ARE--

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER REALIZED JUST HOW DISGUSTING THAT WAS.

GET HER BACK TO BED.

YES.

AND MAYBE ORDER HER A PIZZA OR SOMETHING.

GOOD IDEA.

UH--

I WAS HUNGRY.

SHOULDN'T SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE LIKE THAT IN HERE.

THAT'S HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

SPEAKING OF ACCIDENTS,

I'M A FRIEND OF CORDELIA CHASE.

THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB,

FEATURED WORD-- "PRIVATE."

YOU DON'T TALK TO ME, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,

FEATURED WORD--"ASS."

ANGEL, RIGHT?

HER BOSS?

SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU, MAN.

YEAH? WELL, SOMEHOW...

I DOUBT THAT.

YOU'RE HUMAN.

THEN YOU CAN'T BE THE FATHER.

SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE JUST THE LINK--

HUH? HOW DOES IT WORK?

IF THOSE THINGS COME TO TERM, SHE'LL DIE.

YOU DO KNOW THAT?

SO? I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING.

I WAS SO HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.

UHH!

HEY!

OH, SOMEONE'S MOMMY DIDN'T TEACH HIM TO PLAY NICE.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH.

EESH!

OH!

THAT'S HIM, ISN'T IT?

I ASK THAT YOU NOT OVERREACT.

KEEP IN MIND THAT OFTTIMES THESE 16th-CENTURY ENGRAVERS

TENDED TO EXAGGERATE.

CORDELIA?

I KNOW IT SEEMS DIRE,

BUT NOW THAT WE'VE IDENTIFIED THE SPECIES,

THERE'S EVERY CHANCE WE'LL BE ABLE TO STOP WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU.

THAT'S RIGHT. WE MUSTN'T LOSE HOPE.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT MY BABIES.

UHH!

NO ONE'S GONNA HURT MY BABIES.

HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M STARTIN' TO GET THE BIG PICTURE HERE.

YOU GUYS PROXY FOR BIG DADDY DEMON,

HE IMBUES YOU WITH HIS LIFE FORCE

OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE IMPLANTING IN THESE WOMEN.

HE HAS TROUBLE FINDING HIS OWN DATES.

WE JUST HELP HIM OUT A LITTLE. THAT'S ALL.

SHUT UP, JASON.

AND YOU GET WHAT IN RETURN, HUH? FAME? MONEY? SUCCESS?

THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?

HOW ELSE WOULD LOSERS LIKE YOU GET AHEAD?

I MEAN, YOU'D HAVE TO BECOME PROCREATIVE SURROGATES

FOR A VILE, DEMONIC ENTITY.

WELL, MOSTLY, I DO IT FOR THE SEX.

WELCOME TO LOS ANGELES. THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH.

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THIS DEMON YOU WORSHIP?

HEY, EVEN IF WE DID TELL YOU WHERE TO FIND HIM,

IT WOULDN'T MATTER SINCE YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SHOOT ME.

NOW YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW.

UHH!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

AH...

UHH![RING]

HELLO?

YEAH, WESLEY, IT'S ANGEL.

OH, ANGEL, THANK GOD.

I FOUND WILSON.

WHATEVER CORDELIA'S CARRYING AROUND INSIDE HER,

HE'S NOT THE FATHER.

I KNOW. IT'S A HAXIL BEAST,

AN INNER-EARTH DEMON.

OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

OH.

HOW IS THAT YOUR FAULT?

CORDELIA RAN OFF.

I TRIED TO STOP HER. SHE BECAME INSANELY PROTECTIVE

WHEN I IDENTIFIED THE HAXIL AS THE FATHER OF HER--

HER, UH...

I FEAR SHE MAY HAVE GONE OFF TO RENDEZVOUS WITH IT.

SHE HAS. MILLIKAN INDUSTRIAL PARK IN RESEDA.

WHAT?

THAT'S WHERE WILSON AND HIS FRIENDS BUILT THEIR SHRINE.

HOW DOES CORDELIA KNOW THAT?

SHE'S TELEPATHICALLY LINKED TO ITS UNBORN.

THAT'S HOW IT'S CONTROLLING CORDELIA.

OF COURSE. A PSYCHIC UMBILICAL CORD.

THE HAXIL'S TELEPATHIC CONNECTION

IS WHAT'S SUSTAINING ITS UNBORN SPAWN.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CUT THE CORD.

WE SLAY THIS DEMON, AND POOF!

NO MORE EVIL PREGNANCIES.

WELL, THIS IS GOOD NEWS.

WE CAN END THIS WITHOUT HARMING THE WOMEN.

OH, JUST ONE TINY PROBLEM.

WHAT'S THAT?

WELL, I DON'T WISH TO USE THE WORDS "IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL,"

BUT FIRE WON'T KILL IT, DECAPITATION WON'T,

AND IT'S REALLY HUGE.

WESLEY, CAN YOU SHOOT STRAIGHT?

BEG PARDON?

CORDELIA!

COME OUT OF THERE THIS INSTANT.

ALL OF YOU, PLEASE.

WE DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

I UNDERSTAND.

YOU'LL DIE UNLESS YOU COME WITH ME.

AND THAT IS THE MOST VILE-SMELLING FILTH

I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF INHALING.

NOW, DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE AFTER YOU.

WE SERVE OUR MASTER.

PLEASE COME BEFORE--

[RUMBLING]

WHO IS THE INTERLOPER?

TO THINK YOU COULD DISTURB THE BIRTH OF MY CHILDREN.

WHO ARE YOU?

WESLEY WYNDHAM-PRYCE,

ROGUE DEMON HUNTER,

AND I'M HERE TO FIGHT YOU, SIR, TO THE DEATH.

PREFERABLY YOURS.

YOU?

AS A HEATHEN,

I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE FAMILIAR

WITH THE BIBLICAL STORY OF DAVID AND GOLIATH.

BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT'S OF PARTICULAR RELEVANCE TO THIS SITUATION.

YOU SAID YOU CAME HERE TO DO BATTLE,

THEN LET'S FIGHT AND BE DONE.

YES. WELL...

AS A POINT OF COURTESY,

I LIKE TO GET TO KNOW MY OPPONENTS

BEFORE I ENGAGE THEM IN MORTAL COMBAT.

DO YOU, UH--

DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES?

ENOUGH TALK.

I'LL COME TO YOU.

SORRY I'M LATE TO THE BABY SHOWER.

I BROUGHT A LITTLE GIFT.

OH! OH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

I REALLY HATE DATING.

SHE LIKES MAGAZINES. I GOT A FEW, YOU KNOW,

FOR WHEN SHE COMES BACK.

EXCUSE ME.

I DID JUST NEATEN THIS UP FOR HER.

CORDELIA, HI.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

MARVELOUS!

IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 DAYS. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME IN SO SOON.

YES, IF YOU NEED MORE TIME, ANGEL CAN MANAGE.

I'VE BEEN HELPING OUT A LITTLE AND--

SOMEONE FORGOT TO CLOSE THE FILTER AGAIN.

OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE READY TO COME BACK--

I'M FINE.

I HAD THIS GREAT AUDITION TODAY FOR MAX CRACKS,

YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE CRACKERS?

THAT'S TERRIFIC. YES.

'CAUSE A CRACKER'S SOMETHIN', YOU KNOW, EVERYONE CAN...

EAT.EAT.

THIS PRODUCER WAS SO NICE.

HE SAID THAT I'M HIS FIRST CHOICE.

WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT.

UH-HUH. TONIGHT?

MM-HMM.

WELL, BEST TO GET BACK ON THE HORSE, I SUPPOSE, IF HE SEEMS--

HE IS SO SWEET.

HE SAYS ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LET HIM IMPREGNATE ME WITH HIS DEMON MASTER'S SEED,

AND I'VE GOT THE PART.

GUYS, I APPRECIATE ALL THE CONCERN,

BUT I'M OK.

I MEAN, IT WAS AN ORDEAL, BUT I GOT THROUGH IT,

AND I'M A LOT STRONGER THAN THOSE LOSER DEMON SURROGATES THOUGHT.

I'M STARTING TO LEARN THAT.

I LEARNED SOMETHING, TOO.

I LEARNED, UM... MEN ARE EVIL.

OH, WAIT.

I KNEW THAT.

I LEARNED THAT L.A.'s FULL OF SELF-SERVING PHONIES.

NOPE. HAD THAT ONE DOWN, TOO.

UH...

SEX IS BAD?

WE ALL KNEW THAT.

OK, I LEARNED THAT I HAVE 2 PEOPLE

I TRUST ABSOLUTELY WITH MY LIFE.

AND THAT PART'S NEW.

AHH...

UH, SOME, UH...

ALLERGIES.

GRR! ARRGH!