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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,591 What is an husband, girls? 4 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,751 Man who makes living for home... 5 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,231 ...who turns his back in the bed and... 6 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,830 ...sleeps like a log. 7 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:46,035 Like a coach, like a brazier... 8 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,475 ...he's the dead-stock of home. 9 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,869 Hey girls, time's changed. 10 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,555 Men of old age were like goliath... 11 00:00:56,590 --> 00:01:00,070 ...their houses were like a castle... 12 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,948 ...they used to perform like a... 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,434 ...real men in the bed. 14 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:08,273 Four wives were not enough for them. 15 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,470 More of four they hooked up on the string. 16 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:13,757 What happened? Time's changed. 17 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:18,396 Men got inferior, women got grandiose. 18 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:22,996 Then four men became inadequate for one woman. 19 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,352 Husbands of today don't interfere in anything... 20 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:30,075 ...give and get what's needed, pass away earlier with no trouble. 21 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:33,829 The deceased husband of Hürmüz... 22 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,196 ...owner of this huge mansion, Pasha Fettah... 23 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,709 ...used to shout as "Hürmüüüz"... 24 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,672 ...and when she gets near him... 25 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:45,190 ...used to say "Check if everything's all right". 26 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,152 Hürmüz after examining his body, used to say... 27 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:55,117 ..."My Pasha the excellence, your bird doesn't show up today either". 28 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,554 Sister, what a famous matchmaker you are... 29 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,795 ...you know what real a man is. 30 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,831 How can we identify the right man? 31 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:06,710 A man is a bird to leave you at the first occasion. 32 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,752 It must be you who will catch him and hitch on to home. 33 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,077 - How? - You will cherish him, my child. 34 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,953 He runs away if you squeeze too much... 35 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:21,115 ...but if you pat his back, call him "my hero"... 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:25,472 What does he do? Yes? 37 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:33,272 Then the chicks scratch around, cocks cheer up. 38 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:38,038 How could they boast around saying "be you divorced"? 39 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:45,432 You the old guys, you be divorced. We need new ones. 40 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,390 Hey sister, you are so witty... 41 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,430 Girls, why do you sit down dressed such indecently... 42 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,192 ...there is a man in the room. 43 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,515 No problem, there are no bans for the groom. 44 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,077 That's right. He looks like a fly that can bite... 45 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,188 I am sure this guy will not be able to make it. 46 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,113 He will be cruising in the morning. 47 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,035 Have you heard, Hürmüz had a husband who passed away in the jail. 48 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,556 How could have she get married again if he hadn't passed away? 49 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:23,990 Hürmüz! - Yes Safinaz? 50 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,634 What number husband is this among your others? 51 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,597 He is the first after my deceased husband... 52 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,829 Gossip is something you should do in one's absence... 53 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:42,192 But it is a tradition to make a bride cry, go away. 54 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,155 You the bride, come, let's belly-dance. 55 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,391 Come out with me. 56 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,238 You are not supposed to talk like this... 57 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,992 What are you doing? Are you going to have me punished? 58 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,351 But they thought I was joking. 59 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:02,715 I gave your money, I saw how you are. 60 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,717 Aren't we sharing the secret? 61 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,593 Is the price of my matchmaking only a schilling? 62 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:12,430 Husband none, home like a barn. Perfect fit! 63 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:16,195 You were supposed to take me to this mansion? 64 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,470 If I hadn't introduced you the codger called "Fettah Pasha"... 65 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,471 ...how would have you owned this mansion? 66 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,871 But what I get is only a widow's pension of a few cents. 67 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,805 Let the master take over the job, child. 68 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,833 Look at the husbands I found; one Pasha, one Captain! 69 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,592 And yours? 70 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,471 Sorry but you fall in love with basin in the baths... 71 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,317 ...and with clarinet in the wedding ceremony! 72 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,756 Hey come on, what number husband is this man? Count please. 73 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:46,316 Let me see, Fettah Pasha one, but he passed away, so not included. 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:52,591 Barber Hasan, one; night man Memo, two... 75 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,513 And you host those slovens in the mansion, right? 76 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,485 When do all those men visit you? 77 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,795 Don't worry, all of them don't show up at the same time of course. 78 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,235 Each one has a different day. 79 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,000 On Tuesdays, may barber expects me at his own home. 80 00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:07,911 He thinks I'm a housemaid in the mansion. 81 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,196 Wednesdays belong to the night man Memo... 82 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:16,190 ...he comes here and sleeps like a log till the morning. 83 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,312 Thursday is the day of my Sergeant Memed Ali living abroad... 84 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,271 Isn't he dead? 85 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,153 He's in the war, but he is alive, I receive his letters. 86 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:28,389 Cotton-fluffer Rüstem in Lüleburgaz, takes Fridays. 87 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,885 Saturdays taken by Rocket Ömer... 88 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,878 ...he's in the jail because of fighting around. 89 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,634 It's good he's in the jail, I can relax. 90 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:42,828 And the sixth, if god allows, Captain Hızır! 91 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,276 I plan to allocate him the Sundays... - Oh my god! 92 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:53,676 My husbands, my husbands, my husbands... 93 00:05:55,280 --> 00:06:00,798 How can you keep all those secrets on your own? 94 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:05,188 OK, this room is yours. - Hey God! 95 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:11,150 But now we share the secrets. - Thank god. 96 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,273 Let's go inside and celebrate this. - Yes! 97 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:20,316 Maybe we can match make Günter Pasha for me, the yellow head. 98 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,110 What? 99 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,913 I am not informed about the village lately. 100 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,633 I got horny too, for your info. 101 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,631 Come. 102 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,677 Girls! 103 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:55,788 # You place your boat down to the arms of the sea # 104 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:01,472 # Oh sea, Black sea, takes you in his arms, # 105 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,925 # You sail shore by shore, # 106 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:09,751 # You release the fish net down to the water, # 107 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,434 # Boat starts sailing backwards # 108 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,040 # Comes the fish right to the fishnet, # 109 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,112 # Flows the water straight to the rocks # 110 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:28,429 # Welcome you, the generous sea, welcome. # 111 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:34,035 # Oh sea, shivers the water of Black sea. # 112 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:39,792 # This girl is sometimes calm but sometimes get wavy. # 113 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:52,109 # I am drunk with the love of the sea, # 114 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:58,037 # Sail my Dragon, this girl's staying here. # 115 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:04,033 # I'm looking at Hızır behind the boat, # 116 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:09,712 # Hızır the Sea Dragon, sea got misty. # 117 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:15,034 # Oh sea, shivers the water of Black sea. # 118 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:22,669 # This girl is sometimes calm but sometimes get wavy. # 119 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:18,599 Release my bird, here came the releaser. 120 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:24,194 Releaser... 121 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,835 Let my heart, my bird fly away and land someday... 122 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:33,518 Time of death comes and finds you. 123 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:37,394 Let yourself taken into hands someday. 124 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:44,356 Release my bird, here came the releaser. 125 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:48,877 Could we set a bird free for the sake of my father? 126 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,951 Let's do. How much? 127 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,757 Somebody's money, somebody's prayers lady... 128 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,675 Set this poor one free from the jail. 129 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,633 May God bless you. 130 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,032 May God accept. 131 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,955 Freedom, this is your day, move on... 132 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,271 May god forgive... 133 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,271 God bless you. 134 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,559 God bless you too, bye. 135 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,351 Keep working! 136 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:31,511 Good night! 137 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,551 See the judge! 138 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,831 You blackguard, don't run away... 139 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,878 What's the matter, why did that crazy bird-man run away? 140 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,393 He catches birds using birdlimes... 141 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,916 ...then sets them free on pay, that's his job. 142 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,396 Our religion doesn't approve something like that. 143 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,155 He knows what will happen to him. 144 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,198 I applied him a twenty-stick beating. 145 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,350 From now on I will make it fifty-stick. 146 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:59,351 Sixty. 147 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,391 Seventy. 148 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,033 Eighty. 149 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,832 Ninety. 150 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,592 One hundred. 151 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,631 A Hundred, one hundred. 152 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:13,995 Look at the cuckold, he's rigorously staring around... 153 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,799 ...who knows which woman he's going after. 154 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,235 Even if forty sluts come together... 155 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,231 ...they cannot give birth to such a blackguard. 156 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,351 He can't get satisfied. 157 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:27,150 We can at least get the women he left behind, if god wills, Amen. 158 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,198 My grand judge, finally I could find you. 159 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,470 Night guard Memo, what's this hurry? 160 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,999 Rıza Pasha called you. 161 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,111 Just a moment ago, a lieutenant informed us. 162 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:37,950 What is the matter? 163 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,630 Rebellion! Rebellion in Sultanahmet prison. 164 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:46,039 Pasha calls your nephew Hüsrev as well, to go to Beyazıt. 165 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:50,233 Move, Hüsrev is at home. 166 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,598 Codger... 167 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:57,156 What about your wives? 168 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:01,950 Tell me even if it's a lie, I like it. 169 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,316 What's going on my boy, you'll break the door! 170 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,157 Rebellion in the prison! 171 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,878 Really? What's going on? 172 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,951 Rebellion, I am sure many people are wounded... 173 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,965 The infirmary of firemen bastion in Beyazıt... 174 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,070 ...is filled with wounded people, they call all the doctors. 175 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,913 Naturally, they expect you as well. 176 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,565 Let's go, how did it come out? 177 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,239 How many people are wounded? - So many. 178 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:32,519 Thanks for coming, come again. 179 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:39,156 Look at this mansion, everyday there's party... 180 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,310 Does the bird of this Pasha sing? 181 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,675 Isn't he dead? 182 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,712 If he's dead, who has got married then? 183 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,671 His bird is singing... 184 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,708 It's a tradition. 185 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,399 Would I tell you what to do in bridal chamber? 186 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:27,274 To me? I know better than everybody! 187 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,394 Tell me, when will this man come home and go back? 188 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,485 Did you set everything properly? 189 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,308 Don't worry, I told Captain Hızır that Father Hadji went to the spa... 190 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,318 I won't let him come home any day other than Sunday. 191 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,189 And that's only once a month and if he brings a golden coin each time... 192 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,191 Excellent! 193 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:51,995 Is there anything you need to ask before you step into the bridal bed? 194 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:56,074 Yes there is... Was the call to night prayer given already? 195 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,679 Yes of course. Why? 196 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:01,469 Sea Dragon is ready! That's my boat! 197 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,909 Early in the morning, we'll move for sailing. 198 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,195 Where is this lady? Where is she? 199 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,285 Where is she? Come on! 200 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,595 Come on! I am sick of your continuously asking for wedding... 201 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,039 ...wedding and wedding! 202 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,800 Stop stop, what's this flurry? 203 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,109 She won't be coming here. 204 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,674 You will be going her room. 205 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:25,356 Then I am moving. Good night. 206 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,311 Hey, stop! 207 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,870 Come on, move! Come on. 208 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,759 Why are you in such hurry, what are you doing? 209 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,434 I see you are ready but... 210 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,511 Let's see how the bride is... 211 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,198 What do you mean? 212 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,832 It's a secret, I can't tell. 213 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,831 Don't drive me crazy, tell me now. 214 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,791 Look... 215 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,034 That's very simple... 216 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:57,392 But see, our girl is coy and shy... 217 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,672 ...she doesn't surrender easily, I have to understand what you'll do with her. 218 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,799 She will get calm if I slap her twice. 219 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,956 Is this how you interpret my words? 220 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,270 How can you do this? 221 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,833 What to do then? 222 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,913 You have to offer her jewellery, as the cost of seeing her face. 223 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,396 So you can lift her veil. 224 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,919 And then? 225 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,915 You have to use sweet words to convince her. 226 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,837 Then I say baklava! 227 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:33,671 Use delicate, nice words. 228 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:38,237 Needle, string, hair... 229 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,153 I will get crazy with you! 230 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,589 It's me to get crazy. 231 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:48,874 You the festival clown! You think I am stupid? Stupid? 232 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:55,878 Is it you who to teach me kindness? Two slaps in your face... 233 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:03,117 Listen to me, if you peek in the key hole... 234 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:10,829 I will shot you from your brow, understand? - OK. 235 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,274 Hürmüz? 236 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:52,077 Inside my cuff... Where have I put it? 237 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:01,477 Let's take this first. 238 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:06,549 Let me present you the jewel to lift the veil... 239 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:17,155 ...then let's start working. Come on, lie down my lady. 240 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,954 Pray! - Pray? 241 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,554 Yes, pray for the bridal chamber. - Pray for what? 242 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,396 For bridal chamber. If you don't, we can't benefit from our marriage. 243 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,354 I have done it once but... 244 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,398 For bridal chamber? - No, for funeral. 245 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:39,072 I didn't know how to do it, so I copied what the others were doing. 246 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,760 But this time you cannot do it together with several men! 247 00:18:42,795 --> 00:18:44,910 I don't know any prayers! 248 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,991 God knows what you mean. 249 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:51,392 Come on my hero, do it as you know. Ten parts. Move. 250 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,118 You can use the pitcher over there for ablution. 251 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,197 Take this rope unleashed from its pier-post away from me, I feel very bad. 252 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,955 What do you say? - He's a speaking axe, instead of a man. 253 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:11,716 You've already taken this staff, what else do you need a man for, right? 254 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,390 Yes. - Yes! Are you nuts? This is almost a robbery. 255 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,352 This man is a real sly. 256 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:22,310 How will we get along with him? He carves both of us. 257 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,956 Leave him to me. - What will you do, tell me? 258 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:36,397 Come on tell me, what will you do? Hey, girl! Oh my god. 259 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:11,997 # Oh cute and tiny, her honey skin so fragrant, # 260 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:17,672 # Come on let's smell each other, I will not let you to fade away. # 261 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,637 Fire! 262 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:26,188 # Fire, fire, I am burning! # - Come firemen, fire, help! 263 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:32,913 # Fire, fire, I'm burning! Come help me friends, I am inflamed! # 264 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:40,071 # Fire, fire, I'm burning! Come help me friends, I am inflamed! # 265 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,357 # Fire, fire, I'm burning! # 266 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,876 # Come help me friends, I'm inflamed # - Fire! - Where? 267 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:51,318 - Boats in Galata are burning. - What did you say, what? 268 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,915 One ship named Zülfikar, the other one... 269 00:20:55,040 --> 00:21:01,434 Çehre-i Zâr, next one Dâr-ı Hülya, and the final one is Sea Dragon. 270 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,910 This damned crew, burned my boat. - My husband, my husband... 271 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:18,592 I have to go immediately. My Sea Dragon is burning! 272 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,320 Don't go, my husband, my husband. 273 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,153 How will I survive without you? 274 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,915 Take this and try to manage yourself, I am leaving. 275 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,033 My husband, what a miserable woman I am... 276 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,835 Oh friends, will I ever be happy in this life... 277 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:40,397 Help me friends, I am inflamed. 278 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,470 Welcome Pasha, would you like to have fresh tea? 279 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,471 Will be glad. 280 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,636 Immediately. 281 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:59,749 Our crazy German came. I guess his bird is a German one. 282 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:05,233 I heard he could not piss across the wall, he could do only when crouching. 283 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,070 Don't make fun of him. 284 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:14,268 He cannot bite I guess but he licks well. - Really? 285 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:30,313 Oh secret love! Fate is merciless... 286 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,916 Times are turbulent / Too many troubles but friends are few 287 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,993 So strong the enemies, too bad the fate is. 288 00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:41,390 He sounds too miserable, I can cry. 289 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,792 He speaks German but the accent is familiar, I think. - Yes. 290 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:56,436 Hasan, tidy me up. - As you o-order, of co-course. 291 00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:06,515 I am ash-ashamed to say, it's be-become only three mo-months... 292 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,029 ...I got ma-married to my woman. 293 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:13,910 Bu-but I couldn't se-see her fa-face yet. 294 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:22,311 She is o-off once a we-week, on Tu-tuesdays... 295 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,752 ...but im-impossible to see. Hou-hou... - Husband? 296 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,997 Housemaid in the mansion. 297 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:38,476 But her bo-boss is a bad wo woman, mistreating her all the time. 298 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:48,589 She ordered to stay in her room, saying "you are my a a a... " 299 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,835 Abbey. Addict. Attach. At home! 300 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:56,038 "A-a-adopted child". 301 00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:01,633 Therefore she cannot visit me. 302 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,270 I didn't even see her face. 303 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,955 She cannot object her, poor girl. 304 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,474 I could not understand. - Me neither! 305 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:18,671 She has to say, I just got ma... 306 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,711 Mansion... - No! 307 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:28,713 Married, could I as as as... 308 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,472 Be polite... 309 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,916 Not to to to to to... 310 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,636 Don't touch. - Not told, she can't. 311 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,718 She young and is naive. - She is? 312 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:47,631 And I will tell you something, if you have one hour time... 313 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,511 ...I will speak to you for five minutes. 314 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,712 A woman... S-s-s-sss. - You will see. 315 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,759 S- S-sly, if she's sly... 316 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:02,994 Co co co... - Contact! 317 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,196 Come close to her... 318 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:15,309 ...whether or not sh-sh-she's got the thing, can understand... 319 00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:27,198 ...the val-val-value of a man, but no ho ho... 320 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,918 Ho ho ho ho ho... - Horror Hasan? 321 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,197 Hope, no hope... Our chicks don't understand. 322 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,716 See ho-how I co-co-uld s- S-s-speak? 323 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:43,836 But again I started to stu-stu-stutter, da-dam-damned mouth of you! 324 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,518 I was just about to correct... 325 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:50,112 Releaser... Releaser. 326 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,517 You keep silent, why don't you sing. 327 00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:03,154 Girls, this bird is singing / Stands upright. 328 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:07,200 And lies down / Fat-bottomed Hayriye / 329 00:26:07,235 --> 00:26:11,159 Always on my mind. 330 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,871 You the birdman Cebrail, you have wings right? 331 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:22,951 I can sprout wings if you want. I can even grow a tail... 332 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,032 Don't think so. 333 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,439 Come on, release, may it bring me luck... 334 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:35,037 How can you pay so much just for a bird? 335 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,469 With this money I can release three concubines. 336 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,314 Don't worry, I will compensate it later. 337 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,391 For you... 338 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,675 Don't go my bird! 339 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:54,118 Love your father, don't forget him. 340 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,595 I will ask you a question. - Ask. 341 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,153 This bird flew away and didn't come back. 342 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,272 How could you teach the bird to come back after the customer disappears? 343 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,276 I don't tell you, it's a professional secret. 344 00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,151 How many husbands do you have, Hürmüz? 345 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,077 Are you nuts? 346 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,310 Have got chin tuberculosis, cracked clarinet? 347 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,478 How many roosters you have at home? 348 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,159 How can you manage without breaking the eggs? 349 00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:20,393 I said Hürmüz, the infidel / I didn't ask you to throw away. 350 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,233 It's enough if you just look at my face. 351 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,954 Thanks Hasan... 352 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,795 Of course sir. 353 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:40,113 Thanks. Here is a real man. 354 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,750 Hü-hü-Hürmüz? Hürmüz! 355 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,751 Hasan. 356 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,075 My Hü-hü-Hürmüz! - My Hasan! 357 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,720 Hü-hü-hü... - My Hasan! 358 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,833 My Hü-hü-Hürmüz! I wa-was just thin-thinking about yo-you. 359 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,157 I was, too. My dear, my soul. 360 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,390 I like your beautiful mind. 361 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:13,350 As I could step out from home, I wanted to see how my Hasan is doing... 362 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,352 Very good, come in my sultan. 363 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,678 I can't come inside a men's barbershop. Inappropriate! Banned! 364 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:28,030 OK. Ho-how cou-could you get rid of that bitch? 365 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:33,359 I said I am bored. I kept telling it for 10 days... 366 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,438 ...finally today she asked me to go out and buy some henna. 367 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:40,513 Oh that bitch! 368 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:49,473 My Hürmüz, what's the matter with you? - Nothing. 369 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,876 Yes there is something, te-te-tell me. 370 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,238 All the girls in the mansion have bracelets... 371 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,556 ...it's only me who doesn't, so the headmaid teases on me... 372 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,239 ...saying only I don't have... 373 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,715 ...saying I have a husband but not a bracelet. 374 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,911 That headmaid... 375 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:14,832 You don't know my husband, he is so strong, such a hero, I said. 376 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:21,109 He wouldn't think of taking a bracelet even if he finds it on the road. 377 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:25,318 What do you think Hasan is like... 378 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,109 What do you think he's like, I said. 379 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:36,833 My Hü-hü-Hürmüz, how much is a bracelet? 380 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,539 Two golden coins... - What? 381 00:29:41,574 --> 00:29:46,158 Two golden coins. - Two, right? 382 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,510 But I would not make you upset, I already have the money for one... 383 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,154 ...It's enough if you give me the other one. 384 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:58,673 OK, I die for you. 385 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,435 Let me-me go to the je-je-jeweller, OK? 386 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,909 Tell me once more! - Let me go to the jeweller, my Hürmüz. 387 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,313 Tell me once more! 388 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:13,314 My Hürmüz... - My dear, my soul, bravo! 389 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:25,109 # I was yours, stove stick to my hand. # 390 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:33,917 # Don't leave me away my Hürmüz, let me be your louse, # 391 00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:38,989 # I come by you and accept your authority, # 392 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:47,630 # I die hand in hand, I howl on your door # 393 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,396 # Tie me, let me be your dog, # 394 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:57,285 # Sit down inside, don't turn on the lights, # 395 00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:01,950 # Don't get out of the mansion, don't look around, # 396 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,432 # I would be coming if I had a horse, Hürmüz... # 397 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:13,596 # Hürmüz let me be your horse, ride me. Oh! # 398 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:18,760 Hürmüz, do you know how Rüstem suffers here... 399 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,913 I will fluff you like cotton, I am sick for you. 400 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,919 You the devious. One might think you are a proper man. 401 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,999 But a good husband is something which doesn't exist! 402 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,596 How can you dare to spend the sustenance of your family... 403 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,477 ...with a slut in Istanbul. 404 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:41,071 You the bear. Give him a rose, he wipes his ass. 405 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,515 He got married to a housemaid in a mansion. 406 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:44,277 Then? 407 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,396 You know Süloğlu from Şarköy? - So? 408 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,079 His wife, Rukiye will be giving a baths party. 409 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,239 She will also invite that bitch, so I will tear her hair out! 410 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,920 And show her what it is to sweat in the bath. 411 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,595 Listen, my husband will be travelling to Istanbul. 412 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,631 Let's go together with him? 413 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:05,435 Does your husband allow us to do this? 414 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,712 He has to! 415 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,676 Hey, man! 416 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:18,393 What, you scared me. 417 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,511 I am going to travel to Istanbul. 418 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,468 What for? - Henna party of Süloğlu. 419 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,394 Good. Who will take care of my mother when you go there? 420 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,155 Why don't you do it for a few days? 421 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,750 That's not possible. I cannot let you go on your own. 422 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,991 You are a delicate person. - What did you say? 423 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:44,393 Have a safe trip. Tell my regards to Rukiye. 424 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,789 But return back on Friday. - Lf I don't? 425 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,759 You don't then. - Damn you! 426 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:04,317 Hürmüz! What are you doing in front of this barbershop? 427 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,159 Oh my country! Oh the compassionate science... 428 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,271 ...may you be pleased and happy today! 429 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:12,873 Look at the night guard Memo, the hero! 430 00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,717 Here is my hero! 431 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,997 You the motherland's children, stop crying. 432 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,115 Woman! I will spit to the arch of your chin. 433 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,913 I am about to laugh. - Don't laugh Memo... 434 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,959 May your future come by soon, if god wills. 435 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,951 May your day come. 436 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,073 Are you waiting here to read me poems? 437 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,399 I brought the razors of Pasha to the barber. 438 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,511 And he is out for sharpening them. 439 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,711 Is him the Pasha? - No, not Pasha. 440 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,514 He is the night guard Memo. He called the woman. 441 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,473 You will soon see that the roosters will start singing. 442 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,072 How could the Great Pasha be hanging around with her? 443 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:52,318 It's difficult to be a government man. Also difficult is to be my wife. 444 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,956 You have to wait for Wednesday. - You the shameless! 445 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,909 Ye-yes, Pasha visits the island only on Wednesdays. 446 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,996 It's difficult to do it this Wednesday as well, Hürmüz. 447 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,235 I guess all vacations are cancelled. 448 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,271 Three prisoners escaped, the situation is very bad. 449 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,279 But my coat is getting old. And Pasha is getting too stingy. 450 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,317 Oh the bastard Pasha... 451 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,829 Shut up, someone can hear us. 452 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,633 I will inform Pasha about all this stuff. 453 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,751 Come on... - See you later, bye. 454 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,469 My Hasan. - My Hürmüz. 455 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,996 The woman brings a bracelet. 456 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,071 She might have stolen it from the mansion. 457 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:38,034 And barber changes it. Shares are taken up, you see? 458 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:40,834 I am coming on Tuesday. 459 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,554 Like your mind. 460 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:51,479 I don't let anybody to swear me. Don't fo-fo-fo-forget, my Hürmüz. 461 00:34:52,320 --> 00:35:00,671 # My god, don't leave your servants alone. # 462 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:10,035 # It's only you, who can stand all alone. # 463 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:19,639 # It's very tough to survive without friends and spouses. # 464 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:28,675 # It's only you, who can stand all alone. # 465 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:38,433 # Wish, that one coming here be my lover. # 466 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,637 # Wish he's holding a pomegranate in his hand. # 467 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:49,036 # Wish two of us were in the same shirt, while its collar is narrow. # 468 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,470 # The grape of the green vineyard, # 469 00:35:55,680 --> 00:36:01,789 # I look at the road, nobody's coming, nobody's going, # 470 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,549 # Whom shall I say my word? # 471 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,151 Why are you getting sad? 472 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,788 You have everything you want. 473 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,633 I am getting bored Safinaz, getting bored. 474 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,230 You, why? - Because of loneliness. 475 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,914 Hey my girl, your bedroom is full of men... 476 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,712 ...wouldn't more of it cause trouble? 477 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,030 It doesn't matter if I cannot find the sultan of my heart. 478 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,479 You just talk. 479 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,511 How can we find the sultan for you? 480 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,148 You think it is available for us? 481 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,432 I did! The doctor! He is my sultan. 482 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,599 Doctor? Do you think he is fit for this? 483 00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,990 She doesn't have underwear, but looks for a wedding dress. 484 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,680 If doctor is mine, I wouldn't mind the others. 485 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,593 I'm sorry but you are not the one to forswear. 486 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,392 Why do you look so given up my sister? 487 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,951 I love him Safinaz, what can I do... 488 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,071 When and how you started loving him? 489 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,590 He is well-educated, completely opposite to your ignorant army! 490 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,436 You cannot cheat him by acting a role like the housemaid in Pasha's mansion. 491 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,525 Yet, would he want you? 492 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,714 Come on, Rukiye has a baths party. Let's go and dance. 493 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,193 Here he is! - Who? 494 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,398 Him... Come, come! - I am scared, who? 495 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:28,029 Oh, handsome man. - Yes... 496 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,273 He is ringing the bell of clal's door. 497 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,111 Clal will take over my man! 498 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,748 How can you call him as yours? 499 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,798 Clal takes him. - Possible; beautiful girl... 500 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,913 Door without an owner can be opened without a key. What to do... 501 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,076 What happened? - Oh my head, I am dying. 502 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:57,037 None of the doctors can save me now, except my Hüsrev. 503 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,958 You painted all the colours, only the peanut green left, ha? 504 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,910 I beg you, go and bring my doctor to me. - Impossible. 505 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,754 Please. I am very sick. 506 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:11,277 Don't act the sick, at least to me. OK, I am going. 507 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,910 Mummy, mummy... Help me doctor! Run, I am dying. - Shut up! 508 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,391 Heart rate is high but no fever. 509 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,031 Could this be an occult fever? 510 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,510 Occult? No occult fever in medicine. 511 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,717 Please check once more. - Check what? 512 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,030 My pulse. - Door... One moment. 513 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,154 Come in Safinaz, welcome. 514 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,832 I am very much worried seeing the doctor gets inside your home... 515 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,638 Let me see... Is something wrong with my Iclal? 516 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:30,349 She faints occasionally, my neighbour. She has a very fragile body. 517 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,232 Some quinine, some rest. 518 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,555 She will recover not later than next morning. Don't worry. 519 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,518 Dear doctor, I would like to offer a cup of coffee, you get rest. 520 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,474 Thanks a lot. I would better leave, maybe next time I would come by. 521 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,068 Kind of you. Come anytime. 522 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,755 I will go and have ginger and cinnamon boiled... 523 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,671 ...it's good for all kinds of health problems. 524 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,316 Listen Safinaz, doctor comes across the patient who will recover. 525 00:39:54,440 --> 00:40:00,151 Stop boiling ginger and have the mind of the doctor linked to my daughter. 526 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,515 You are a good guide. 527 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,516 A very good matchmaker, many couples are thankful to you. 528 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,594 My girl got sick just to see this doctor. 529 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:13,632 Go reach him. It will be meritorious for you. 530 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,554 If it's her destiny. 531 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,949 If god wills. 532 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,635 Hmm. Pulse fast, no fever. Same things. Interesting. 533 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:30,029 What did you say? - Nothing my lady. 534 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,952 Very interesting, let me look at your eyes. 535 00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,793 My eyes? Why? 536 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,634 Eyes tell everything. 537 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,559 Don't look at me so close, I am embarrassed. 538 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,870 Please look up to the ceiling. 539 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,356 What happened? - Open your mouth. 540 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,833 My mouth? But if my Father Hadji gets aware of what you do now, he kills me. 541 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,953 Then you please, describe me, what type of a pain you have. 542 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:23,319 Sure. It starts from here... 543 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:33,429 Goes down here, gets around here, goes down here... 544 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:44,349 ...walks around here, then turns down here, from here to there... 545 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,835 OK. Where is your husband? 546 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,436 Sorry? - Your husband I say, husband... 547 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:57,111 My father does not even allow the matchmakers to see me. 548 00:41:57,240 --> 00:42:04,476 I see. Don't be shy. I consider you as a patient, not as a woman. 549 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,512 You don't see me as a woman? 550 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:10,957 Then what do I look like, if not a woman? 551 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:15,119 No, I didn't mean this. I mean you... Give me your hand please. 552 00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,988 My god my god, please don't add this to my sins. 553 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,395 Or you open your back. - What? 554 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,551 Your back. - Why? 555 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,398 I will listen to the inside of your body. - Impossible! 556 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,397 But I cannot examine you like this. 557 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,988 Ask your maid to help you. 558 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:38,234 OK I did. I will. I mean, will you open? - Me? 559 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,556 Open your collar. 560 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,671 This is your sin. 561 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,711 This is my sin. Open. 562 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,949 My god, I beg you, let me come out of this safely. 563 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,515 Fever high, pulse high. Interesting. 564 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:49,509 Breathe deeply. Normal. 565 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,631 Open your mouth. 566 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,791 Your name? 567 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,831 Hüsrev. 568 00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,749 And I am Hürmüz. Nice to meet you. 569 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:13,676 # I put fish on the plate, immersed in the butter, # 570 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:20,832 # I attached a cloth to the pumpkin, all because of an idiot. # 571 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:29,158 # Sun sets like a bowl, beater hits like a bunt, # 572 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:36,152 # I flake off like salt because of you. # 573 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,875 # Fire needs chimney, book needs teacher, # 574 00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,794 # I need a husband, and I need him tonight. # 575 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:50,917 # Hive needs bee, rooster needs corn, I need a wife and I need her now. # 576 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:54,714 # Fire needs chimney, rooster needs corn. # 577 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,351 # I need a husband, and I need him tonight. # 578 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:10,670 People! Ladies and gentlemen! 579 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:16,273 Soldiers, idles, listen carefully... 580 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:22,629 Bloody killer Rocket Ömer has escaped from the prison, goes around here. 581 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:29,439 Anybody seen him should immediately inform me. 582 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,509 We are late. - I want to dance. 583 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,759 - Hürmüz! - Ömer! 584 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:47,630 What are you doing here on the street, at this time of the night? 585 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:52,157 Crazy man. Policemen has set up an ambush for you around the house. 586 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:55,272 I was trying to inform you. 587 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,239 You early melon, landed from the sky in a basket. 588 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,955 We planned to go out and inform you. 589 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,918 That's very well-timed, we came across you. 590 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:09,839 What? Police set up ambush? - Yes. 591 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,715 And what did you say them while going out? 592 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,229 Did you say you would go out and inform me? 593 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,635 Hey come on, you, the rotten egg. 594 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,558 Do you think I am idiot? 595 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:26,077 Our neighbour has a baths party, that was our excuse. 596 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,758 Who is there? 597 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:32,834 God, return back to home, bitch! I am coming! - Move! 598 00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:37,028 Hürmüz what are you doing here? You two, like sluts? 599 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,397 Our neighbour has a baths party, we were on its way. 600 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,789 But how could we know that the killer... - OK, OK! 601 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,396 It was very hard to save our virginity! 602 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,838 Mummy, who marries you should cry and attach blackthorn to his buttocks. 603 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,517 We laughed a lot. Come on. 604 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:18,035 Look, one of the women you see over there is the mother of your doctor. 605 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,636 Don't be loose, make her be convinced in you. 606 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:26,271 Hüsrev's already taken. I said such an "uh". 607 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:31,070 I was laughing inside. Could I miss him? 608 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,077 I sent Safinaz afterwards and asked him. 609 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,317 Doctor has very much enjoyed you, this is what he said. 610 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,716 Oh my god, let us join as soon as possible... 611 00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,877 I will give the bread and you will give the onion... 612 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,469 ...anybody who is a killjoy, would never be in joy. 613 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,588 Girls, bring the henna here, come on. 614 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,073 Having all those beautiful girls around, it mustn't be very difficult... 615 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,549 ...to find a bride for Hüsrev. 616 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:09,231 Look at clal. So naive... 617 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,954 But I guess we have already finished the searching process. 618 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,548 Hüsrev has already fallen in love with somebody. - Really? 619 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,871 She is the daughter of a very proper family. - Good! 620 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,238 And she doesn't have a mother. - Very very good! 621 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,959 I plan to ask for her father's approval. - OK, we'll find out. 622 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,560 She lives somewhere around here. 623 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,632 Hey sister, I liked you very much. - Me too. Where were you so far? 624 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,313 Why didn't we see each other before? 625 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,112 I was in Lüleburgaz. - I see. 626 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,031 I came here together with Nuriye. 627 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,634 If we were living close to each other, I would always come and see you. 628 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,593 Doesn't matter, take her as well and come to me to spend the night. 629 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,676 Sorry but Nuriye's husband will not allow us. 630 00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,274 And I have a blackguard husband too, he would be worried. 631 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,430 Husbands. All of them should be destroyed. 632 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,391 Totally agree. Wish he would die. 633 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,549 What's the matter girl? 634 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,038 He got married to a second one and he spends all his money for her. 635 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,435 His fodder is too much for him, he neighs... 636 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,511 But you will see how I will punish him. 637 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:20,473 How could he do this to a young lady like you? Where did he get that bitch? 638 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,397 This is why I came to stanbul. 639 00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,712 As soon as I see the slut, I will tear off her hair. 640 00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,958 Come on, don't worry, if you visit me tomorrow, we will find her together. 641 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,237 She is supposed to come here tonight, I came here upon this information. 642 00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,550 Shut up girl, there are too many important people around here. 643 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,877 Let's keep decent now, when you come tomorrow... 644 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,434 ...we will find that slut together. 645 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:47,435 Hey girl, God sent you to me. I will lie down too. - OK, do... 646 00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:54,678 Safinaz! Where is that lady playing oud? - Right now my lady, right now. 647 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,072 Hey girl, come and play your oud, everybody's waiting for you. 648 00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,071 Yes. Let's have fun. 649 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:07,394 Girls! Why do you sit down like fodder buffalos? Stand up and dance! 650 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,919 Everybody hear me! Listen! 651 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:17,313 As you know the song we will sing now is forbidden for men. 652 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:23,909 Only women can sing it. It's women's secret, don't betray it. 653 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:34,592 # Love chain melts, love age comes, love... # 654 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:42,594 # I say love, love, love, God gives me as I desire # 655 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:49,717 # I say love, love, love, God gives me as I desire # 656 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:06,554 # It's got cloudy, then will flash the lightning # 657 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:13,279 # Women will go for watching on the roofs # 658 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,594 # They say, tonight after the night-prayer, # 659 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:30,710 # Husband will pour from the sky like a rain, from the sky like a rain # 660 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:35,917 # Girls, please thank God... - Thanks god! # 661 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,709 # We were like a hot stove when we were alone. # 662 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:44,391 # We were looking at the sky like we were in the desert. # 663 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,353 # Guy, from the sky Man, from the sky, # 664 00:51:57,480 --> 00:52:01,234 # Fellow, from the sky, # 665 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:05,512 # Husband, from the sky, will pour like rain. # 666 00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,676 # Husband will rain. # 667 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,634 # From the sky husband will rain like cats and dogs. # 668 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:14,433 # Thanks god. Husband will rain. 669 00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,354 # Open all breasts, ogle all eyes, # 670 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,479 # Tell all words when right time comes. # 671 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:27,116 # Go lie down to the beds and have fun girls. # 672 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,714 # Thank god, thank god, thank god! # 673 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,833 # Thank god, tonight after the night-prayer, # 674 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:45,231 # From the sky guy, from the sky man, from the sky fellow, # 675 00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,512 # From the sky will rain husband... # 676 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,790 # Husband will rain. 677 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,629 # From the sky husband will rain like cats and dogs. # 678 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:58,712 Husband will rain. # 679 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:30,915 # Husband will rain From the sky will rain husband... # 680 00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,753 # Husband will rain. 681 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:40,752 # From the sky, husband will rain like cats and dogs. Husband will rain... # 682 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:47,794 # From the sky, husband will rain like cats and dogs. Husband will rain... # 683 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:57,949 # From the sky, husband will rain like cats and dogs. Husband will rain... # 684 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:09,229 How many husbands you have my Hürmüz? - Look at me, this is number? 685 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,110 My god my god my god, I gave up. 686 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,111 Come on, stand up. Stand up, stand up, stand up. - Safinaz? 687 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,310 This is our end, we are finished. - Why? 688 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,029 The mother of the doctor sent his housemaid a moment ago. - Then? 689 00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,917 They will come over to ask for your marriage. 690 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:28,951 What? - I swear! 691 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,071 My mummy, how can it be? 692 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,875 Stop one moment. - Look at me, we should be very careful. 693 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,271 Hüsrev is the nephew of the judge. 694 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,076 I have never married by this style before. 695 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,236 This is so pleasing. - Are you nuts? 696 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,118 Those women saw you last night... 697 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,037 They already know that you are married... 698 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,992 A lady playing oud and dancing but at the same time already married... 699 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,910 ...can be accepted as a bride? You should now be in sorrow, I guess. 700 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:04,119 I put the cat in the ba ba ba bag. 701 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:13,359 I put his head in the so so so soup. 702 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:21,877 How is life? You have the Pasha paste? 703 00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:26,758 How will you use it? - It is applied to the body. 704 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,718 Something to apply externally. - No. 705 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,112 Hey barber, make it fly-sharp, polish my cheeks! 706 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:39,149 Flies should slip and fall down. 707 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:50,389 Don't worry sir. I gue-gue-guess there i- i-is a pa-pa-party around here? 708 00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:55,630 Yes, something like that. Do you know a public-bath around here? 709 00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:03,678 Yes of course sir. Be-be-behind the plane tree. 710 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,515 I would have seen it, because just next to that stands the mansion of my wife... 711 00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,831 Wha-wha-what? - I say my wife Hürmüz! 712 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:22,069 Name of my wi-wi-wife is also Hürmüz but... Sh-sh she... 713 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,076 Don't touch! 714 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:31,719 She's a housemaid in the ma-man-mansion. 715 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,309 In the mansion of Lady Hürmüz? - No-no-no! 716 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:40,072 Still touching! 717 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:45,553 I see I see, your wife is a housemaid in somebody else's mansion. 718 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:50,714 Pa-pa-Pasha... 719 00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,668 Come on... - Pa-pa-pasha's mansion. 720 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,831 Thanks my brother, you shaved very well. Bu-but it's not over sir. 721 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,879 I liked your performance. I am the wild boy of this area from now on. 722 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,996 And this is your tip. Give me the hat. - But... 723 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,389 I will be your customer from now on, I am the wild boy of the area. 724 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,914 I will come very often, I liked the way you shave. Good bye. 725 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:16,438 Go go god ble bless you. 726 00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:31,476 Look at that charming girl, did she move to this area recently? 727 00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,716 I came! 728 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,799 I am Havva, we danced together in the baths party. 729 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,831 Yeah, I just recognized. Come on. 730 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,112 Come on girl, I recognized you. 731 00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,636 Welcome girl! 732 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,957 You bring me luck! - Why? What happened? 733 00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,156 I am getting married, what else? 734 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,394 Sorry but, aren't you married already? 735 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,596 Doesn't matter. I will get divorced and get married to the new one. 736 00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,915 Then how will we find the slut? 737 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,036 I am very busy now. Let's do it tomorrow, OK? 738 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,877 But... I came here just for this reason. 739 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:11,871 But listen, you will be very comfortable here. 740 00:58:12,591 --> 00:58:14,866 It's the huge Pasha's mansion. 741 00:58:15,031 --> 00:58:17,545 Safinaz, please show her a room. 742 00:58:17,631 --> 00:58:19,986 Hey... Where are you going? 743 00:58:20,071 --> 00:58:21,026 I have a little stuff to do. 744 00:58:21,111 --> 00:58:24,501 You please meet the guests, don't let them return back. 745 00:58:25,151 --> 00:58:29,986 You! Girl... My God... 746 00:58:49,591 --> 00:58:53,061 Sha-sha-sha... - Yes, sha-sha! 747 00:58:53,271 --> 00:58:55,182 Shave? 748 00:58:56,191 --> 00:58:57,749 Go damned, you crazy. 749 00:58:57,831 --> 00:59:00,345 Your haircut can never be finished. Go away from here, go go! 750 00:59:00,431 --> 00:59:04,106 Don't do, don't... Go away! 751 00:59:04,271 --> 00:59:06,182 Shave, please shave. 752 00:59:06,311 --> 00:59:11,260 Sha sha shave? OK. 753 00:59:11,511 --> 00:59:19,623 Maniac shave, I am Hasan to tear off all your d d d... 754 00:59:19,831 --> 00:59:23,028 Damn you! 755 00:59:33,471 --> 00:59:37,225 Ladies, is there a barbershop around here, I came from Lüleburgaz... 756 00:59:43,351 --> 00:59:46,070 Hello, barber. 757 00:59:46,231 --> 00:59:48,142 Have a nice working day! 758 00:59:48,351 --> 00:59:50,262 How are you? 759 00:59:52,751 --> 00:59:54,946 Yes sir, come on. 760 00:59:55,831 --> 00:59:58,061 Hair, beard? 761 00:59:58,191 --> 01:00:00,830 Please shave all my face. - OK. 762 01:00:00,951 --> 01:00:06,469 Human-being is like a bird, now I landed in Istanbul. 763 01:00:06,551 --> 01:00:10,339 From whe-where? - From Lüleburgaz. 764 01:00:10,471 --> 01:00:14,749 Yor wi-wife vi-visiting fr-friends? 765 01:00:14,951 --> 01:00:20,548 No. Shamed to say but, I have two wives. 766 01:00:20,671 --> 01:00:24,459 One of them is here, the other one in Lüleburgaz. 767 01:00:24,551 --> 01:00:26,382 Maybe you know the one living here... 768 01:00:26,511 --> 01:00:29,821 Yo-your wi-wife comes he-here for sha-shaving? 769 01:00:29,911 --> 01:00:32,061 What did you say, you the pipe-mouth? 770 01:00:32,671 --> 01:00:37,028 How could I know yo-your wife? 771 01:00:37,151 --> 01:00:40,507 You could, as I know all women in Lüleburgaz. 772 01:00:40,591 --> 01:00:43,628 Furthermore, I also know the women here. 773 01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:45,389 Bar-barbers do don't know sir. 774 01:00:45,471 --> 01:00:50,989 She is from your neighbourhood, named Hürmüz. 775 01:00:51,191 --> 01:00:54,706 Hü-hü-Hürmüz? 776 01:00:54,831 --> 01:01:01,100 There is a fountain over there, just at the right side of it lives my wife. 777 01:01:01,351 --> 01:01:04,821 Oh... - What is that? What? 778 01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:06,822 You are late sir. 779 01:01:08,191 --> 01:01:09,624 What do you say? 780 01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:15,542 Your wife is gone, I say. Pi pi pi... 781 01:01:15,671 --> 01:01:18,981 Pi pi pi... - Pipe mouth? You called me pipe mouth? 782 01:01:19,111 --> 01:01:21,067 It's you who are pipe mouth. 783 01:01:21,191 --> 01:01:22,704 You were not supposed to know my Hürmüz? 784 01:01:22,831 --> 01:01:24,742 You said so a moment ago? You said so. 785 01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:29,063 It was you, now you said. 786 01:01:29,191 --> 01:01:32,706 You said a mome... - Mr. Hasan? 787 01:01:34,951 --> 01:01:36,862 Yes lady? 788 01:01:37,031 --> 01:01:38,942 Where is the mansion of the Hadji? 789 01:01:39,071 --> 01:01:40,982 Who is that? 790 01:01:41,151 --> 01:01:43,062 She has a daughter at marriage age. 791 01:01:43,151 --> 01:01:45,745 They said it is nearby the fountain, close to this area. 792 01:01:48,911 --> 01:01:54,224 Ha-Hadji's man-mansion close to the foun-fountain? 793 01:01:54,431 --> 01:01:56,342 Sorry I don't know. 794 01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:58,422 We are trying to arrange a marriage with Hüsrev. 795 01:01:58,591 --> 01:02:02,630 Daughter of a very neat family. Everybody knows the man, they say. 796 01:02:02,711 --> 01:02:05,271 But I... 797 01:02:05,391 --> 01:02:07,507 OK thank you. Your welcome lady. 798 01:02:07,711 --> 01:02:09,622 My god. 799 01:02:11,511 --> 01:02:16,585 Hey barber, you were not supposed to know the women? 800 01:02:16,751 --> 01:02:21,541 How do you know them, they ask you to shave the scales of their fishes? 801 01:02:21,711 --> 01:02:26,421 How co co coarse... 802 01:02:26,551 --> 01:02:28,860 It was you who said a moment ago that you don't know Hürmüz? 803 01:02:29,111 --> 01:02:30,226 It was you, right? - Listen sir. 804 01:02:30,351 --> 01:02:32,467 Then how do you know those women? 805 01:02:32,551 --> 01:02:34,462 What a silly, liar man you are... 806 01:02:34,591 --> 01:02:36,707 What a rude... Stop! 807 01:02:36,831 --> 01:02:39,743 But you mi... Mis... Mis... 808 01:02:39,871 --> 01:02:41,782 It's you are who are miserable, cuckold. 809 01:02:41,871 --> 01:02:44,544 Mis... Mis... Mis... 810 01:02:44,671 --> 01:02:48,300 Let me misplace you in my pants, then you will see what happens... 811 01:02:49,711 --> 01:02:52,942 I told you before, now this guy is swearing Hasan. 812 01:02:56,671 --> 01:02:59,743 I am sure there is a conflict about money. 813 01:03:00,791 --> 01:03:02,986 Look! 814 01:03:06,911 --> 01:03:11,302 Aliye is forty years old but she is still so charming... 815 01:03:11,471 --> 01:03:13,621 She is so coy. 816 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:17,340 I can take her, if god wills. - Lf God wills. 817 01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:21,265 Only once I mean, even if we divorce next morning. 818 01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:25,470 Nobody knows, if she is divorced or sends you off. 819 01:03:26,671 --> 01:03:29,902 Oh my lady, welcome... 820 01:03:30,071 --> 01:03:32,710 So good, guide Safinaz is also here. 821 01:03:32,791 --> 01:03:33,860 Of course I am. Come in Lady Aliye. 822 01:03:33,951 --> 01:03:37,227 It's just a small gift. - Thanks a lot, come in please. 823 01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:39,626 You honoured us. 824 01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:46,901 Any bans for us inside? - No, relax. 825 01:03:47,031 --> 01:03:48,749 Where is Father Hadji? 826 01:03:48,831 --> 01:03:52,107 He is praying, will come soon. If God wills. 827 01:03:52,391 --> 01:03:57,101 Open your eyes. If you cannot manage this, you will be disgraced. 828 01:03:57,191 --> 01:03:59,830 Why would I, don't worry Lady Rukiye. 829 01:03:59,991 --> 01:04:02,221 Come in please, welcome. 830 01:04:02,311 --> 01:04:03,983 Lady Aliye, take your seat please. 831 01:04:04,071 --> 01:04:05,982 You too, sit down please. 832 01:04:06,431 --> 01:04:08,023 Where is our girl? 833 01:04:08,191 --> 01:04:14,744 Her a-aunt has got sick. 834 01:04:14,831 --> 01:04:19,109 In fact she was supposed to go together with Father Hadji but as soon as we... 835 01:04:19,231 --> 01:04:23,463 ...are informed on your visit, he sent his daughter just to have a look. 836 01:04:23,551 --> 01:04:24,745 Bad luck for us. 837 01:04:24,831 --> 01:04:27,265 What if Father Hadji doesn't approve this marriage? 838 01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:32,061 I think Safinaz is keeping a secret. 839 01:04:33,191 --> 01:04:37,946 No Lady Rukiye, of course not. 840 01:04:38,031 --> 01:04:40,750 Rukiye's right. It's not relevant to send the girl away from home... 841 01:04:40,831 --> 01:04:45,382 ...and not to welcome to the guests coming for marriage offer. 842 01:04:46,711 --> 01:04:53,344 Please ladies, wait for a while, I know what I'm doing. 843 01:04:53,551 --> 01:04:57,260 I see this is not good, this is bad luck. 844 01:04:57,311 --> 01:05:01,065 My Hüsrev will be very sad now. What should we do, Rukiye, come on, let's go. 845 01:05:01,111 --> 01:05:05,343 May I come in? 846 01:05:10,271 --> 01:05:13,263 You go out. 847 01:05:16,111 --> 01:05:18,830 How are you, is everything OK? 848 01:05:18,911 --> 01:05:21,789 I am enchanted to see you ladies. 849 01:05:21,911 --> 01:05:24,141 My bird, the release. 850 01:05:24,471 --> 01:05:31,866 Praised be god. Hard... My deceased father, he was such a hard man. 851 01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:38,061 How did the subject change? 852 01:05:38,871 --> 01:05:41,066 Your father. 853 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:46,185 Oh yes, it is good that you reminded my father. 854 01:05:46,311 --> 01:05:52,864 I learned everything by means of him, in a fully scientific way. 855 01:05:52,911 --> 01:06:00,909 He used to play the violin in such a style that the bird in the cage... 856 01:06:01,071 --> 01:06:06,270 ...fainted away because of singing and singing... 857 01:06:06,431 --> 01:06:08,820 The reason of your visit? 858 01:06:08,951 --> 01:06:16,221 I am Rukiye, the wife of Süloğlu and my friend is the mother of Dr. Hüsrev... 859 01:06:16,391 --> 01:06:19,349 We mean, we are here to ask for your approval for the marriage of... 860 01:06:19,471 --> 01:06:22,110 ...your daughter with our son. 861 01:06:22,271 --> 01:06:24,182 Our son has a bird? 862 01:06:25,511 --> 01:06:28,389 Bird? - Bird... Business, I mean. 863 01:06:28,591 --> 01:06:30,183 We don't have birds at home. 864 01:06:30,311 --> 01:06:35,988 I need to ask something, does your husband have a bird? 865 01:06:37,471 --> 01:06:39,382 He passed away. 866 01:06:39,551 --> 01:06:41,462 Very good... 867 01:06:41,551 --> 01:06:44,941 I mean, good that you still survive. 868 01:06:45,111 --> 01:06:47,022 Birds, we were talking about. 869 01:06:48,311 --> 01:06:51,030 Hey, Rüstem came over, Father Hadji. 870 01:06:51,911 --> 01:06:53,629 Father Hadji? 871 01:06:54,071 --> 01:06:58,861 He is the brother of the Pasha, he lives in the island. 872 01:06:58,951 --> 01:07:01,909 What a tough man he is. - I will see Hürmüz. 873 01:07:02,031 --> 01:07:05,341 Stop, come with me, it's banned. Come on... 874 01:07:06,871 --> 01:07:08,782 You the guide woman. 875 01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:13,587 How does he know me, that you said directly Rüstem's come? 876 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:17,625 Who serves Pasha in the mansion, who takes care of his wife... 877 01:07:17,791 --> 01:07:21,784 ...what are the names of the husbands, he continuously wants to know... 878 01:07:21,951 --> 01:07:25,261 ...all those things. What a curious man. 879 01:07:27,031 --> 01:07:29,545 I really liked Father Hadji. 880 01:07:29,751 --> 01:07:32,629 He is a nice pleasant man. - Exactly! 881 01:07:32,751 --> 01:07:36,426 Tell him please, he can meet me whenever he wants. 882 01:07:36,631 --> 01:07:40,465 Mestaaan! Rusty buttock, my son... 883 01:07:40,711 --> 01:07:42,269 What's your son doing? 884 01:07:42,311 --> 01:07:44,063 My son is doing too many things, too busy. 885 01:07:44,231 --> 01:07:47,701 If he's too busy he claps naturally. 886 01:07:47,911 --> 01:07:49,822 He is a medical doctor. 887 01:07:49,911 --> 01:07:52,948 He is the doctor of the fireplace of Beyazıt bastion. 888 01:07:53,311 --> 01:07:55,222 What medical? 889 01:07:55,751 --> 01:07:59,107 I don't let any medicine to touch my bird. 890 01:07:59,231 --> 01:08:04,624 What is medicine? What? What? 891 01:08:05,151 --> 01:08:08,985 This means you do not approve this marriage? 892 01:08:09,111 --> 01:08:15,061 Of course I do! I agree, If god wills it will be very good. 893 01:08:15,231 --> 01:08:17,620 I am very happy to hear this. Amin Amin. 894 01:08:17,831 --> 01:08:19,822 May God not shame them. 895 01:08:19,951 --> 01:08:22,465 May God not shame them. Also you, may god not shame... 896 01:08:22,751 --> 01:08:26,300 You and I, we should not be ashamed. I say... 897 01:08:26,431 --> 01:08:28,501 I will ask my son to come and kiss your hands. 898 01:08:28,591 --> 01:08:31,151 Yes, soon. May you as well, kiss please... 899 01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:34,621 Yet, please come here very often. 900 01:08:36,471 --> 01:08:39,543 Then we get more close, more familiar. 901 01:08:40,151 --> 01:08:42,984 I can show you my bird. 902 01:08:43,111 --> 01:08:46,501 How it goes out of the cage. 903 01:08:46,591 --> 01:08:50,948 He departs and lands, he departs and lands... 904 01:08:52,871 --> 01:08:55,101 Safinaz, Safinaz! 905 01:08:55,591 --> 01:08:57,980 Women leaving, I will see them off. 906 01:08:58,111 --> 01:09:01,228 You, wait for me here OK? 907 01:09:04,551 --> 01:09:05,700 What's this? 908 01:09:10,031 --> 01:09:11,544 That's a buttock. 909 01:09:21,311 --> 01:09:24,621 Safinaz, ask Hürmüz to serve the coffee. 910 01:09:24,711 --> 01:09:26,622 She returned back already? 911 01:09:27,031 --> 01:09:29,704 Birds told me, she has come, go and see if you don't believe me. 912 01:09:34,511 --> 01:09:37,469 Raising a child is quite difficult, isn't it? 913 01:09:37,631 --> 01:09:42,580 When children fly away from home, heart gets confused. 914 01:09:43,071 --> 01:09:47,906 I know how to bring back the ones who leave home. - How? 915 01:09:48,111 --> 01:09:51,786 I encage their mother... I mean the mother of the birds. 916 01:09:51,871 --> 01:09:55,625 Then they come and go, come and go. 917 01:09:55,751 --> 01:09:59,107 How? Is it good? I also play violin. 918 01:09:59,271 --> 01:10:03,150 He is so sweet, I feel very warm for him. 919 01:10:03,831 --> 01:10:08,427 Holding his cheeks... 920 01:10:09,831 --> 01:10:13,619 Why did you cover your face, my girl? 921 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,662 Is it banned here? 922 01:10:15,991 --> 01:10:22,783 Her mouth is a bird's nest, eyes a nightingale celebrating the candlelight. 923 01:10:22,871 --> 01:10:26,420 My Father Hadji says, it is a tradition in our family to cover the face when... 924 01:10:26,551 --> 01:10:28,940 ...joining the marriage arrangement. 925 01:10:29,431 --> 01:10:32,025 But your face should be seen by those people... 926 01:10:32,191 --> 01:10:37,743 In fact not to see is better. Mistletoe is gradually set... - What? 927 01:10:37,871 --> 01:10:41,625 My Father Hadji says two hearts are traps for each other. 928 01:10:42,031 --> 01:10:43,942 He means it's already done. 929 01:10:45,871 --> 01:10:50,740 It's already done. Who else can interfere in? 930 01:10:51,751 --> 01:10:56,700 You are right, OK let's go. 931 01:10:56,871 --> 01:11:01,740 Please come again. Don't leave us alone in our cage inn... 932 01:11:01,911 --> 01:11:06,143 ...our heart feels the freedom with you. Our mind gets fresh. 933 01:11:13,671 --> 01:11:16,629 May it bring good luck. - Lf God wills. 934 01:11:16,951 --> 01:11:22,389 Please come again, thanks for coming Lady Aliye. 935 01:11:22,511 --> 01:11:24,422 Good bye. 936 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:31,021 Thanks God. - Hey girl, it's done. 937 01:11:32,711 --> 01:11:36,465 May it bring good luck. 938 01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:39,384 What's that pleasant with this; having one more husband? 939 01:11:39,511 --> 01:11:41,263 No, having a husband. 940 01:11:41,391 --> 01:11:44,030 Why don't you burn the furnace and heat some water? 941 01:11:44,151 --> 01:11:47,382 Hüsrev will come, I should adorn myself. 942 01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:51,140 Of course. Let me burn the brazier and cook coffee. 943 01:11:51,271 --> 01:11:54,980 And I want to be in charge of the dinner this time. 944 01:11:55,111 --> 01:11:58,899 Come on, let me show you the brazier. I am busy in the kitchen. Come. 945 01:11:58,991 --> 01:12:00,902 Cebrail! 946 01:12:02,111 --> 01:12:05,786 I might need you again. Please be available when I need, OK? 947 01:12:05,911 --> 01:12:08,061 Take it. 948 01:12:08,231 --> 01:12:10,904 Thanks. I also might need you. 949 01:12:11,031 --> 01:12:12,942 How? 950 01:12:13,031 --> 01:12:14,987 I will be your father-in-law. 951 01:12:15,591 --> 01:12:18,663 Now please go soon, if Father Hadji sees you here, stays for the night... 952 01:12:18,791 --> 01:12:20,144 ...so you cannot leave him for one month. 953 01:12:20,271 --> 01:12:21,670 Come on. - One month? 954 01:12:21,711 --> 01:12:23,269 Oh no, I will go then. 955 01:12:24,991 --> 01:12:26,902 Could you please ask Hürmüz... 956 01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:30,206 ...to cook "keflkek" for me tonight? 957 01:12:30,241 --> 01:12:33,461 "Keflkek", OK, I will ask, good bye. 958 01:12:33,551 --> 01:12:38,909 Come on, you're great, good bye. 959 01:12:41,671 --> 01:12:43,980 Hey Hasan, put me in order please. 960 01:12:44,071 --> 01:12:47,950 But you're al-already sha-shaved sir. 961 01:12:48,071 --> 01:12:50,346 But this is very important, if you correct my moustache... 962 01:12:50,431 --> 01:12:52,501 ...God will bless you. 963 01:12:52,591 --> 01:12:57,506 Of co-course, as you or-order. 964 01:12:57,671 --> 01:13:02,984 What's the ma-matter doctor, I me-mean, what is so im-important? 965 01:13:03,031 --> 01:13:05,829 You know the Father Hadji living in the big mansion over there... 966 01:13:05,871 --> 01:13:08,590 ...I will marry to his daughter Hürmüz. 967 01:13:12,671 --> 01:13:15,743 I would have told it slowly if I knew you would be so much happy... 968 01:13:15,831 --> 01:13:17,742 Hü-Hürmüz? - Yes, Hürmüz. 969 01:13:18,071 --> 01:13:19,982 You know her? 970 01:13:20,111 --> 01:13:22,102 What a girl, isn't she? 971 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,142 Don't tell me you don't like her? 972 01:13:24,351 --> 01:13:27,900 He-here so ma-many Hü-hür... - Hürmüz! 973 01:13:27,991 --> 01:13:30,789 ...live here. - Many Hürmüz around here? 974 01:13:30,871 --> 01:13:37,106 My wi-wife al-also ca-called Hürmüz. - Hürmüz? 975 01:13:37,471 --> 01:13:38,790 What a coincidence. 976 01:13:38,911 --> 01:13:44,543 But, as you to-told, the man-mansion... - I need to go to the mansion soon. 977 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:46,946 Thanks, have a good working day. 978 01:13:50,791 --> 01:13:59,950 Sheep comes laying down to the mud... 979 01:14:00,071 --> 01:14:05,065 You have no money, why do you walk... 980 01:14:05,191 --> 01:14:08,900 Hanging around... 981 01:14:09,071 --> 01:14:11,949 Come on sir, welcome. 982 01:14:12,071 --> 01:14:16,030 Have a nice evening. I came here upon the invitation of the Father Hadji. 983 01:14:16,151 --> 01:14:18,062 Good. - Welcome... 984 01:14:19,071 --> 01:14:20,868 Nice to be here my lady. 985 01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:25,582 Father Hadji had to go to the island suddenly. 986 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:28,942 So he apologizes from you. 987 01:14:29,031 --> 01:14:30,828 That's not a problem. 988 01:14:30,911 --> 01:14:34,665 He said, "There is no problem in your marriage, yet... 989 01:14:34,751 --> 01:14:37,311 ...you can consider this as an order". 990 01:14:37,351 --> 01:14:39,262 Of course. 991 01:14:43,311 --> 01:14:45,745 What can we offer you before the dinner? 992 01:14:45,871 --> 01:14:47,782 We have coffee, we have syrup. 993 01:14:47,831 --> 01:14:50,709 And also two slices of baklava. 994 01:14:50,831 --> 01:14:53,504 Baklava? - Yes sir. 995 01:14:56,311 --> 01:14:58,063 Here sir. 996 01:14:58,871 --> 01:15:03,467 That's so kind of you. 997 01:15:05,231 --> 01:15:06,505 I will take this one. 998 01:15:06,671 --> 01:15:08,866 What I like most is cozy gathering. 999 01:15:14,431 --> 01:15:18,822 Hürmüz, open the door. 1000 01:15:24,431 --> 01:15:28,424 I have nothing to do with the earthly possessions, what I want... 1001 01:15:28,471 --> 01:15:32,180 ...is the beautiful ladies. Hürmüz! - Sir. 1002 01:15:32,311 --> 01:15:34,586 Who is this guy, what does he want? 1003 01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:36,462 You wouldn't like to know. 1004 01:15:36,551 --> 01:15:40,180 Open the door! - This terrible man is the adopted child of Father Hadji. 1005 01:15:40,271 --> 01:15:44,059 Father Hadji tried to raise him as a religious guy but he could not. 1006 01:15:44,191 --> 01:15:48,787 Then he disinherited him. Now he knows that Father Hadji has come here... 1007 01:15:48,911 --> 01:15:51,186 ...this is why he acts so strange. 1008 01:15:51,231 --> 01:15:53,142 Open the door! Hürmüz. 1009 01:15:53,311 --> 01:15:54,380 What will happen now? 1010 01:15:54,431 --> 01:15:57,628 He will leave as soon as he understands that Hadji's not here. 1011 01:15:57,711 --> 01:16:00,589 If you want I can go and inform the firemen. 1012 01:16:00,671 --> 01:16:03,344 They like me a lot, as I'm their doctor. 1013 01:16:03,431 --> 01:16:06,150 They are strong men, they can come and extinguish him, if you want. 1014 01:16:06,271 --> 01:16:10,344 Only heroes who communicate by their fists can beat bully men. 1015 01:16:10,911 --> 01:16:14,267 Thank god that you are here. This man will screw everything up. 1016 01:16:14,351 --> 01:16:16,865 I am going soon my lady, going soon. 1017 01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:18,663 Hürmüz! 1018 01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:22,187 Strange. Why does this man call you instead of Father Hadji? 1019 01:16:22,311 --> 01:16:26,748 Yes. Are you sure you want to know? 1020 01:16:26,871 --> 01:16:29,624 He wants me. He will dishonour me. 1021 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:33,505 You see... - Here is the coffee! 1022 01:16:33,671 --> 01:16:37,951 Now it is a must to bring this man into line. I am going immediately. 1023 01:16:37,986 --> 01:16:40,784 Going immediately. - Take him out from the side door. 1024 01:16:40,911 --> 01:16:42,060 I would prefer not to go out from the front door. 1025 01:16:42,151 --> 01:16:45,621 Sure, from the side door, Mr. Hüsrev, please. 1026 01:16:49,111 --> 01:16:53,104 Open the door! Hürmüz. 1027 01:17:03,231 --> 01:17:06,462 How nice to see you here! 1028 01:17:06,551 --> 01:17:08,462 You are my soul... 1029 01:17:09,031 --> 01:17:11,306 Why don't you open the door, damned woman? 1030 01:17:11,471 --> 01:17:15,862 You think I open the door for every bully yelling out of the house? 1031 01:17:16,071 --> 01:17:17,663 I will eat you. - Stop! 1032 01:17:18,311 --> 01:17:21,189 You're drunk. - A little bit. 1033 01:17:21,351 --> 01:17:24,707 I didn't like this, you are a killjoy. 1034 01:17:25,031 --> 01:17:30,344 I prepared the raki table for you, but you came here as already drunk! 1035 01:17:30,431 --> 01:17:34,026 Come on walk this way, come on... 1036 01:17:35,591 --> 01:17:39,300 Walk... - I will eat you tonight! 1037 01:17:39,431 --> 01:17:43,265 All beautiful ladies should be mine. - Come on, walk! 1038 01:17:43,471 --> 01:17:48,420 God, look at the table. 1039 01:17:48,551 --> 01:17:52,464 Did you prepare all of this food for me? - Stop! 1040 01:17:52,551 --> 01:17:54,940 Will you use those dirty hands for eating? 1041 01:17:55,031 --> 01:17:56,544 Walk directly to the bathroom, walk! 1042 01:17:56,671 --> 01:17:58,229 What's wrong with my hands? 1043 01:17:58,271 --> 01:17:59,340 Very dirty. 1044 01:17:59,431 --> 01:18:01,387 You are worse than the prison Hürmüz. 1045 01:18:01,471 --> 01:18:03,541 I am waiting for you. - My God! 1046 01:18:10,951 --> 01:18:19,620 Hürmüz... Are you in the restroom, open the door. 1047 01:18:20,591 --> 01:18:24,106 Is it you Rüstem, what happened? 1048 01:18:24,191 --> 01:18:28,628 It's me of course. You didn't like it? 1049 01:18:28,671 --> 01:18:33,984 Only the housemaids of the vagabonds' inn enjoy you. - Why? 1050 01:18:34,191 --> 01:18:36,830 You popped in our mansion and ordered me to cook "keflkek". 1051 01:18:36,991 --> 01:18:40,700 I am not a housemaid. And here's not a vagabond's inn. 1052 01:18:40,831 --> 01:18:45,188 If you want "keflkek", please ask the chefs of the mansion. 1053 01:18:45,311 --> 01:18:48,826 But couldn't I ask my wife to cook "keflkek"? 1054 01:18:48,871 --> 01:18:50,782 Please speak more politely. 1055 01:18:50,871 --> 01:18:52,782 What is this, I don't understand a single word. 1056 01:18:52,911 --> 01:18:54,822 Because this is not your day. 1057 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:58,901 But I came all the way from Lüleburgaz. - Please do not shout. 1058 01:18:58,991 --> 01:19:01,346 I cannot adapt your days all the time. 1059 01:19:02,151 --> 01:19:03,869 Good good... - I am leaving. 1060 01:19:03,951 --> 01:19:08,308 But you cannot come in. Disaster disaster. 1061 01:19:08,431 --> 01:19:10,626 Why? What is that? 1062 01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,662 Can you keep a secret? 1063 01:19:13,911 --> 01:19:17,062 My Hürmüz, I can keep everything if yo... Ah... 1064 01:19:17,191 --> 01:19:20,627 My older brother is upstairs. - Yes? 1065 01:19:21,151 --> 01:19:23,267 He is a thorny guy. 1066 01:19:23,351 --> 01:19:24,101 Yes? 1067 01:19:24,151 --> 01:19:25,186 Thorny. - OK. 1068 01:19:25,231 --> 01:19:26,220 Bad. - OK. 1069 01:19:26,271 --> 01:19:26,987 Bad. - Yes. 1070 01:19:27,231 --> 01:19:28,630 Terrible. - OK. 1071 01:19:28,711 --> 01:19:32,750 Why should I be afraid of him, he's my brother in law? 1072 01:19:32,991 --> 01:19:36,984 Hürmüz, where can I go at this time of the day? 1073 01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:39,062 I'm your dog... 1074 01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:46,101 Catch me Hürmüz, I am hiding upstairs, will you be able to find me here? 1075 01:19:46,271 --> 01:19:47,147 I am counting up to three. 1076 01:19:47,191 --> 01:19:49,102 Three... Hürmüz! 1077 01:19:49,271 --> 01:19:51,182 I am coming. 1078 01:19:51,591 --> 01:19:54,424 Follow my odour. 1079 01:19:55,951 --> 01:19:59,421 Hey, you have already cooked "keflkek"... 1080 01:19:59,631 --> 01:20:02,987 What a nice thing to have a wife. 1081 01:20:03,431 --> 01:20:07,310 Hürmüz, where is the soap, I couldn't see. 1082 01:20:07,751 --> 01:20:11,949 Look at the top of the jar, or it might be fallen down to the floor. 1083 01:20:12,431 --> 01:20:14,342 Hürmüz? 1084 01:20:15,031 --> 01:20:20,264 How strange your brother speaks, like thunders coming down. 1085 01:20:21,151 --> 01:20:25,030 You don't listen to me, he is a bully killer, just escaped from the prison. 1086 01:20:25,191 --> 01:20:28,024 And I don't even want to know what he will do when he sees you here. 1087 01:20:28,111 --> 01:20:31,865 Call this maniac, I want to talk to him. 1088 01:20:32,031 --> 01:20:35,546 No no no, I am sure my brother will not be nice to you. 1089 01:20:35,991 --> 01:20:39,142 He is my brother-in-law, why he would treat me badly? 1090 01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:42,468 He always finds an excuse for raising a conflict. 1091 01:20:42,831 --> 01:20:45,470 He can't. Even if he can, I will come over it. 1092 01:20:45,791 --> 01:20:49,227 You think I cannot? 1093 01:20:49,351 --> 01:20:53,822 I'm your cat... - I'm your dog... 1094 01:20:53,991 --> 01:20:56,141 Come on, let me hide you. - What? 1095 01:20:56,271 --> 01:20:59,661 I am not going anywhere, anywhere. 1096 01:20:59,751 --> 01:21:02,470 Then have a glass of raki. 1097 01:21:04,471 --> 01:21:11,821 No I wouldn't drink, you know I like raki too much but... 1098 01:21:13,791 --> 01:21:18,706 If it's you asking me, I can drink litres of it... 1099 01:21:19,471 --> 01:21:22,269 They swapped raki to the cat's ass, she asked where that wolf is... 1100 01:21:22,351 --> 01:21:25,741 What? 1101 01:21:34,631 --> 01:21:37,225 Rakı is very nice. 1102 01:21:39,791 --> 01:21:44,626 Drinking raki makes me feel like you smack my head with wood. 1103 01:21:44,751 --> 01:21:46,662 I lose myself. 1104 01:21:46,831 --> 01:21:49,140 Once I couldn't go out of bed for three-five days. 1105 01:21:49,231 --> 01:21:51,791 Yes, it was three-five days. 1106 01:21:56,271 --> 01:21:58,660 What I mean by wood was something like that. 1107 01:21:59,631 --> 01:22:00,666 Yes. 1108 01:22:06,471 --> 01:22:08,382 I came from Lüleburgaz. 1109 01:22:08,511 --> 01:22:10,422 Let me rub it once... 1110 01:22:21,231 --> 01:22:22,949 What's going on? 1111 01:22:23,351 --> 01:22:26,104 Haven't you get washed? 1112 01:22:26,511 --> 01:22:30,106 I know it stinks but there was no water for six months in the jail. 1113 01:22:30,191 --> 01:22:33,661 You will drive me crazy with all this cleaning stuff you push since I came. 1114 01:22:33,751 --> 01:22:36,823 I washed my hands, neck, throat thoroughly, what else do you need? 1115 01:22:36,871 --> 01:22:46,860 But look, how do you think you can do this, that, this, those... 1116 01:22:47,111 --> 01:22:51,263 ...with your dirty body? You cannot even smell me. 1117 01:22:51,351 --> 01:22:54,707 Go walk to the bathroom and don't shout every second... 1118 01:22:54,831 --> 01:22:58,949 I am getting mad... And I know how to put you in order! 1119 01:22:59,031 --> 01:23:01,591 Finished... 1120 01:23:03,671 --> 01:23:05,627 Such a special lady. 1121 01:23:05,751 --> 01:23:09,300 Thanks. Go walk to the bathroom, go. 1122 01:23:09,391 --> 01:23:10,870 Hürmüz? - What? 1123 01:23:11,031 --> 01:23:12,225 I will eat you. 1124 01:23:12,511 --> 01:23:14,263 OK you will, but now go. 1125 01:23:14,351 --> 01:23:15,579 You made me a water bird. 1126 01:23:21,471 --> 01:23:25,100 My husband. Is it you? 1127 01:23:25,231 --> 01:23:27,745 So many men around! Guys raining from the sky... 1128 01:23:28,391 --> 01:23:31,667 Only my damned one is not here. 1129 01:23:32,231 --> 01:23:33,949 Is there a man in the closet as well? 1130 01:23:34,031 --> 01:23:36,784 This is why I told you, I was asking you to move him down. 1131 01:23:36,991 --> 01:23:39,789 Hü hü Hürmüz! - I'm going mad, who is this one? 1132 01:23:40,111 --> 01:23:42,181 He's faltering, so that's my barber. 1133 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:44,262 How many husbands you have? 1134 01:23:48,671 --> 01:23:51,139 May I come in? 1135 01:23:51,191 --> 01:23:53,989 Hürmüz? - My Hasan is here! 1136 01:23:54,031 --> 01:23:55,942 Come in, come in. 1137 01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,942 Hasan! 1138 01:24:00,911 --> 01:24:04,187 Oh my clever Hasan has come. 1139 01:24:04,351 --> 01:24:07,070 Come on come on. 1140 01:24:07,591 --> 01:24:09,946 Soon ex-ex-ex... 1141 01:24:10,031 --> 01:24:12,670 I will excite you, I will do it inside, come in. 1142 01:24:12,711 --> 01:24:14,622 Explain! 1143 01:24:15,311 --> 01:24:19,270 Where are you going at this time of the night? - I'm going home. 1144 01:24:19,551 --> 01:24:22,509 What? Where? - What happened this time? 1145 01:24:22,591 --> 01:24:25,059 Don't go there. - Why? 1146 01:24:26,711 --> 01:24:31,387 Don't drive me crazy... 1147 01:24:33,591 --> 01:24:35,309 Hürmüz! 1148 01:24:37,671 --> 01:24:41,027 Who is this, explain Hürmüz! - Come sit down. 1149 01:24:41,191 --> 01:24:44,866 This is the catty son of the Pasha. He made his father sick. 1150 01:24:44,951 --> 01:24:48,182 Now he is in the bathroom, enjoying to clean up himself. 1151 01:24:49,711 --> 01:24:55,866 I have a question to you Hürmüz. - Ask. 1152 01:24:56,311 --> 01:25:04,389 How ma-many Hürmüz li-live in this ma-mansion? Explain. 1153 01:25:04,551 --> 01:25:09,500 Look, the wife of the son-in-law of Pasha, this is the first. 1154 01:25:09,631 --> 01:25:13,704 Then, the daughter of Father Hadji, this is number two. And myself. 1155 01:25:13,871 --> 01:25:16,465 How many? - Three. 1156 01:25:16,551 --> 01:25:18,064 We are really a lot. 1157 01:25:18,151 --> 01:25:21,461 I am confused Hürmüz. 1158 01:25:23,111 --> 01:25:24,339 Who is this? 1159 01:25:24,511 --> 01:25:28,789 It's me, Hızır, captain of the Sea Dragon. 1160 01:25:33,551 --> 01:25:36,224 Welcome. 1161 01:25:36,711 --> 01:25:39,669 Hello, guide woman. 1162 01:25:40,391 --> 01:25:43,986 And this is the groom. - Where is my Hürmüz? 1163 01:25:44,471 --> 01:25:49,147 I know this man, he came to my shop. 1164 01:25:50,551 --> 01:25:53,190 I came to eat her. 1165 01:25:53,311 --> 01:25:55,347 Slow down. 1166 01:25:55,791 --> 01:25:59,579 How can you do something like that, in a house full of relatives of Hürmüz... 1167 01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:01,110 Relatives? - Yes. 1168 01:26:01,271 --> 01:26:02,989 I want to meet them. 1169 01:26:03,071 --> 01:26:05,904 Stop, it's banned here. 1170 01:26:07,831 --> 01:26:08,946 Come on. 1171 01:26:10,951 --> 01:26:15,149 Tell them that it's not a stranger, it's their brother-in-law. 1172 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,989 OK OK, I will. 1173 01:26:17,151 --> 01:26:20,302 You please wait here in the kitchen. Come on, come. 1174 01:26:21,031 --> 01:26:23,625 Have some walnuts, over there. 1175 01:26:27,991 --> 01:26:32,269 OK bye, I will come on Tuesday, you see the situation at home. 1176 01:26:33,031 --> 01:26:38,105 No problem my Hürmüz. - OK, bye... 1177 01:26:39,991 --> 01:26:41,902 Senna in the cellar. - What? 1178 01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:48,465 I say, there is senna in the cellar. - Senna in the cellar? 1179 01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:52,749 What to do with cenna? Put it in the raki? OK. 1180 01:26:52,871 --> 01:26:58,184 Sweeties are nice to eat but it gives you bitter floating afterwards. 1181 01:26:59,751 --> 01:27:01,503 Gee... 1182 01:27:11,791 --> 01:27:16,182 My husband, my husband, glad you came. 1183 01:27:16,271 --> 01:27:19,308 Hürmüz! Bring me a towel! - Who is this? 1184 01:27:19,391 --> 01:27:22,542 That's my brother. 1185 01:27:22,671 --> 01:27:25,788 Brother? That's good, let's meet. 1186 01:27:25,871 --> 01:27:28,943 It is good to have people around. 1187 01:27:29,071 --> 01:27:32,222 And this is my sister-in-law. - Sister-in-law? 1188 01:27:32,391 --> 01:27:36,066 Hello lady. - Shh... 1189 01:27:36,191 --> 01:27:39,263 Introduce me to your brother then. 1190 01:27:39,351 --> 01:27:41,581 But if he sees us now... 1191 01:27:47,631 --> 01:27:51,510 That means party Hürmüz, party! 1192 01:27:52,031 --> 01:27:53,623 Sit down. 1193 01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:56,300 This is the family felicity. 1194 01:27:56,911 --> 01:28:03,259 This is a very special type of raki, my brother brought. 1195 01:28:03,431 --> 01:28:05,581 I love lion's milk. 1196 01:28:05,871 --> 01:28:08,101 Don't add water. 1197 01:28:08,191 --> 01:28:10,102 Don't add water I said! 1198 01:28:10,231 --> 01:28:12,142 Take it. - Oh... 1199 01:28:17,711 --> 01:28:22,341 My husband the lion, takes only one sip of lion's milk? 1200 01:28:22,631 --> 01:28:26,465 A hero can best be known by his style of drinking raki. 1201 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:30,863 It's a joke, joke. Who do you think I am? 1202 01:28:32,911 --> 01:28:34,822 Hürmüz come. 1203 01:28:37,151 --> 01:28:39,062 Good for you. 1204 01:28:39,671 --> 01:28:43,789 What happened? - The husband upstairs is asking for a towel. 1205 01:28:46,511 --> 01:28:49,901 Take from the bedroom and give him. - OK. 1206 01:28:50,071 --> 01:28:51,982 How many husbands you have? 1207 01:28:52,111 --> 01:28:56,263 Don't worry, they are the old accounts, I will close all of them. 1208 01:28:56,431 --> 01:28:58,342 What happened? 1209 01:28:58,431 --> 01:29:00,342 Something happened to me. 1210 01:29:00,511 --> 01:29:03,150 You just arrived, maybe it's due to the voyage. 1211 01:29:03,271 --> 01:29:05,182 I need to go to the restroom. - Come, come. 1212 01:29:07,191 --> 01:29:09,944 Stairs... My God. 1213 01:29:29,191 --> 01:29:32,820 Who smacked my head, Hürmüz? 1214 01:29:32,951 --> 01:29:36,660 My brother did, as you didn't listen to me. 1215 01:29:36,751 --> 01:29:37,866 Why did he? 1216 01:29:38,031 --> 01:29:40,499 We were drinking Rakı here, this is the last thing I remember. 1217 01:29:40,591 --> 01:29:44,903 Isn't he my brother-in-law? What type of a brother he is? 1218 01:29:50,871 --> 01:29:53,749 How? Look... 1219 01:29:57,511 --> 01:30:01,902 Oh, I am excited. 1220 01:30:02,111 --> 01:30:05,945 What a strange man you are... 1221 01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:08,062 I will eat you. 1222 01:30:09,551 --> 01:30:15,421 You the prison bear, my brother's here, now in the toilet, will come soon. 1223 01:30:15,551 --> 01:30:19,783 And my sister-in-law is also inside, go get dressed, wait for the night. 1224 01:30:19,871 --> 01:30:21,463 Really? - Yes... 1225 01:30:21,591 --> 01:30:23,183 I have been dreaming of this moment for 6 months, god damned! 1226 01:30:23,231 --> 01:30:26,701 After the cleaning up, it's her brother and now sister-in-law. - Come on my lion. 1227 01:30:26,831 --> 01:30:28,742 What is this? 1228 01:30:34,831 --> 01:30:39,222 My head, he smacked so badly. 1229 01:30:39,271 --> 01:30:42,069 I will bring him to account. 1230 01:30:42,631 --> 01:30:47,864 Hey my brother, thanks god for coming together, where are you? 1231 01:30:47,951 --> 01:30:49,862 I am looking for you. 1232 01:30:49,991 --> 01:30:52,266 Glad to be here... 1233 01:30:52,471 --> 01:30:57,909 What a silly man you are, why do you smack my head? 1234 01:30:58,111 --> 01:31:02,741 Hey what are you talking about, I'm driving mad... 1235 01:31:02,871 --> 01:31:04,782 Do you think I don't react? 1236 01:31:04,911 --> 01:31:06,663 I will kill you as well. 1237 01:31:06,831 --> 01:31:09,140 What is this? What's that, in your hand? A weapon? 1238 01:31:09,231 --> 01:31:11,142 That's a gun. - Gun? 1239 01:31:11,551 --> 01:31:13,223 Look at me... 1240 01:31:13,711 --> 01:31:19,547 You the bloke, get out of here before things go wild. 1241 01:31:22,711 --> 01:31:24,827 You will pay for this. 1242 01:31:24,951 --> 01:31:26,862 Gee... 1243 01:31:27,831 --> 01:31:31,187 You the coward... 1244 01:31:31,311 --> 01:31:34,621 This is how I terrify others... 1245 01:31:34,671 --> 01:31:36,582 You will pay for this. 1246 01:31:36,631 --> 01:31:38,542 Hürmüz! 1247 01:31:38,751 --> 01:31:40,662 Avva come on. 1248 01:31:41,351 --> 01:31:43,228 Avva? 1249 01:31:43,391 --> 01:31:45,302 Rüstem? 1250 01:31:45,431 --> 01:31:47,342 Havva... 1251 01:31:49,151 --> 01:31:51,062 What are you doing here? 1252 01:31:51,151 --> 01:31:54,143 What is it here? - What are you, doing here? 1253 01:31:56,071 --> 01:32:00,701 I am here for a lady who wants her cotton to be fluffed. 1254 01:32:00,751 --> 01:32:02,662 This is my husband. 1255 01:32:02,871 --> 01:32:05,544 But that's my husband as well. - What? 1256 01:32:10,551 --> 01:32:14,021 How could he do something like that to a woman like you? 1257 01:32:14,151 --> 01:32:17,621 How could he do something like that to a woman like you too? 1258 01:32:17,671 --> 01:32:20,344 God damned. 1259 01:32:21,311 --> 01:32:25,304 Be you divorced, be you divorced! 1260 01:32:31,791 --> 01:32:34,146 Lie down there, you the dog. 1261 01:32:34,311 --> 01:32:44,027 You will see how I will turn you into a cuckold with shining horns! 1262 01:32:46,911 --> 01:32:51,143 But the brother-in-law is still in the toilet, whatever meal you served him... 1263 01:32:51,351 --> 01:32:55,230 Stinger, anise soup... 1264 01:32:57,151 --> 01:32:59,460 Come on here, sit down. 1265 01:32:59,631 --> 01:33:02,828 But it was too much for him, now he misunderstands everything. 1266 01:33:02,991 --> 01:33:05,391 He thought I'm his mother, then I got a little bit concerned. 1267 01:33:05,426 --> 01:33:08,747 He can't recognize even his father. 1268 01:33:11,151 --> 01:33:16,100 Tell me, where is your husband? 1269 01:33:16,391 --> 01:33:21,545 I sent him off already, don't worry, look, who is coming. 1270 01:33:23,431 --> 01:33:28,664 Oh my brother, I am happy we met. - Come on. 1271 01:33:28,871 --> 01:33:36,300 Thanks god we met. - Thanks god. Welcome, sit down. 1272 01:33:36,511 --> 01:33:40,345 How are you? Are you OK? 1273 01:33:40,551 --> 01:33:46,547 Thank god, I am OK, living around. You know, this is life. 1274 01:33:46,751 --> 01:33:50,585 This world, god damned world... 1275 01:33:50,711 --> 01:33:55,580 Damn it, damn it. - Damn it, damn it, come on. 1276 01:33:57,591 --> 01:34:00,230 Oh... 1277 01:34:02,271 --> 01:34:04,831 Do you know me? 1278 01:34:04,991 --> 01:34:06,902 Of course I do. 1279 01:34:06,991 --> 01:34:08,629 Who am I? - For sure I know. 1280 01:34:08,751 --> 01:34:14,109 Who am I? - You ask me who I am. You're the brother of my wife. 1281 01:34:14,431 --> 01:34:17,264 Bravo, excellent! 1282 01:34:19,071 --> 01:34:25,863 Some calls it as the mansion of the Hadji while some others call Pasha's... 1283 01:34:25,991 --> 01:34:33,420 I have a question. Whose mansion is this, Pasha's or Hadji's? 1284 01:34:33,511 --> 01:34:35,422 This mansion belongs to Sultan Hürmüz. 1285 01:34:35,511 --> 01:34:38,503 You can consider as mine as well, since I am the husband of Sultan Hürmüz. 1286 01:34:38,631 --> 01:34:41,862 What? Hü-hü-Hürmüz? 1287 01:34:41,951 --> 01:34:46,229 Get lost you the clown, you clog a very important government mission here. 1288 01:34:46,351 --> 01:34:51,141 Look, it's a lot of Hürmüz here. - Two? 1289 01:34:51,231 --> 01:34:54,189 Three. 1290 01:34:54,271 --> 01:35:00,107 Daughter, daughter-in-law and housemaid of Pasha... 1291 01:35:00,431 --> 01:35:03,628 Which one is yours? 1292 01:35:03,751 --> 01:35:07,664 Not the daughter or the daughter-in-law. 1293 01:35:07,791 --> 01:35:09,702 Housemaid then. 1294 01:35:12,071 --> 01:35:15,302 Ho ho housemaid? 1295 01:35:15,511 --> 01:35:25,500 Te-tell me, a-a-re the e-e-eyes of Hürmüz gr-gr-green? 1296 01:35:26,231 --> 01:35:26,981 Yes. 1297 01:35:27,151 --> 01:35:33,750 She is so-somewhat ta-taller than av-av-average? - Yes. 1298 01:35:33,871 --> 01:35:39,104 Talks like ths ths ths, a si-si-silly girl? 1299 01:35:39,231 --> 01:35:43,588 No, she speaks like a poetry but I don't understand anything. 1300 01:35:43,751 --> 01:35:46,424 Thank god. 1301 01:35:46,471 --> 01:35:49,110 I tho-tho-thought... - Me too, me too. 1302 01:35:49,191 --> 01:35:51,944 Mine has nothing to do with poetry. 1303 01:35:52,111 --> 01:36:01,543 She perceives poetry as a prayer but to be honest she plays oud very well. 1304 01:36:02,311 --> 01:36:04,222 But, this is correct. 1305 01:36:04,351 --> 01:36:06,262 What? 1306 01:36:06,391 --> 01:36:08,700 Whole night we spent in the toilet, right? 1307 01:36:09,151 --> 01:36:12,826 I already took off my panty... 1308 01:36:13,431 --> 01:36:18,027 I was able to complete once, but look, this is a secret between us. - OK. 1309 01:36:19,271 --> 01:36:23,901 I have to go again. 1310 01:36:24,111 --> 01:36:28,263 Mummy... Oh my mummy. - What's going on? 1311 01:36:28,431 --> 01:36:30,342 I did it. 1312 01:36:30,551 --> 01:36:32,462 Oh. 1313 01:37:11,871 --> 01:37:13,782 What's going on? 1314 01:37:15,431 --> 01:37:17,342 Let me have a look from back-side. 1315 01:37:18,191 --> 01:37:21,149 Me me me too. 1316 01:37:21,271 --> 01:37:24,308 Hü hü Hürmüz! Hürmüz! 1317 01:37:26,871 --> 01:37:28,782 Hürmüz! 1318 01:37:28,911 --> 01:37:32,984 I sus sus suspect. 1319 01:37:33,151 --> 01:37:37,622 Three Hürmüz in a home is not possible. 1320 01:37:38,031 --> 01:37:40,545 Hürmüz should come here immediately. - OK. 1321 01:37:44,751 --> 01:37:47,060 Hello lady, how are you? 1322 01:37:47,191 --> 01:37:51,821 I hope you are fine, that's so kind of you, how is the gentleman doing? 1323 01:38:22,071 --> 01:38:25,029 It's fire, fire in the mansion. 1324 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,824 Help, it's fire in the mansion. 1325 01:38:29,991 --> 01:38:31,185 Help. 1326 01:38:32,311 --> 01:38:39,740 # Oh cute and tiny, her skin fragrant # Where are you all, damned ladies? 1327 01:38:39,791 --> 01:38:45,548 # Come on let's smell each other, I will not let you to fade away. # 1328 01:38:45,631 --> 01:38:53,026 # Oh cute and tiny, her skin such fragrant # 1329 01:38:53,111 --> 01:39:00,222 # Come on let's smell each other, I will not let you to fade away. # 1330 01:39:00,311 --> 01:39:03,587 # It's fire, fire, I am burning # 1331 01:39:03,671 --> 01:39:06,868 # Help me friends, I am inflamed. # 1332 01:39:06,951 --> 01:39:10,421 # It's fire, fire, I am burning # 1333 01:39:10,551 --> 01:39:14,305 # Help me friends, I am inflamed. # 1334 01:39:38,911 --> 01:39:46,181 Thanks my hero, could you please give your name, I need to know who saved me. 1335 01:39:46,471 --> 01:39:48,860 Adem. - Really? 1336 01:39:50,391 --> 01:39:52,541 And I am Havva. 1337 01:39:52,751 --> 01:39:56,266 Look at you. 1338 01:39:56,431 --> 01:39:59,980 Seven heroes to get famous all around the world. 1339 01:40:00,151 --> 01:40:03,348 We are honoured... 1340 01:40:03,551 --> 01:40:06,270 Me too, me too. 1341 01:40:22,511 --> 01:40:25,025 I need to tell you something. 1342 01:40:25,391 --> 01:40:27,621 Your situation solved. 1343 01:40:31,591 --> 01:40:34,344 Turkish Classical Music in German. 1344 01:40:42,831 --> 01:40:45,823 See how he improved his Turkish. 1345 01:40:45,991 --> 01:40:49,666 They will sort him out soon. 1346 01:41:07,511 --> 01:41:09,103 Stop it. 1347 01:41:09,271 --> 01:41:14,026 You mean, all of you make a complaint against this lady, right? 1348 01:41:14,071 --> 01:41:17,347 Ye ye yes, ju-ju-ju... 1349 01:41:17,431 --> 01:41:21,060 I swear we complain father judge. 1350 01:41:21,271 --> 01:41:25,787 OK OK, Mr. Hasan, come to the front. 1351 01:41:26,511 --> 01:41:30,026 Tell us the situation. 1352 01:41:30,191 --> 01:41:34,548 Ho ho honourable judge. 1353 01:41:34,711 --> 01:41:41,230 Th th this la la lady che che... 1354 01:41:41,471 --> 01:41:45,305 Cherished you? What? What is it, what? 1355 01:41:45,511 --> 01:41:48,583 She cheated me. 1356 01:41:48,671 --> 01:41:50,389 Why? 1357 01:41:50,431 --> 01:41:52,740 My husband... God. 1358 01:41:52,991 --> 01:41:56,108 She said I don't have a husband. 1359 01:41:56,231 --> 01:42:01,259 Stop Hasan, I am bored... 1360 01:42:01,351 --> 01:42:02,306 Go back. 1361 01:42:02,511 --> 01:42:04,979 But... - Hasan, go back. Go back! 1362 01:42:05,151 --> 01:42:07,984 You come, come. 1363 01:42:08,151 --> 01:42:10,381 Together? 1364 01:42:10,511 --> 01:42:12,422 Tell me what is the situation. 1365 01:42:12,831 --> 01:42:15,265 Regards, my father judge. 1366 01:42:15,471 --> 01:42:19,828 I experienced so many difficulties with this lady, my father judge. 1367 01:42:20,031 --> 01:42:23,944 Look at you. Speak more politely. 1368 01:42:24,111 --> 01:42:26,989 What does this mean, my father etc, be more careful. 1369 01:42:27,071 --> 01:42:29,187 I present my full respect. 1370 01:42:29,271 --> 01:42:31,182 My uncle judge, this lady... 1371 01:42:31,391 --> 01:42:34,701 "My uncle judge", what is this, speak in line with law terminology! 1372 01:42:34,791 --> 01:42:37,305 You are supposed to say, honourable judge... 1373 01:42:37,431 --> 01:42:39,342 I kiss your hands. - Good! 1374 01:42:39,511 --> 01:42:41,156 Hey codger, do you know this woman, I swear... 1375 01:42:41,191 --> 01:42:45,503 Go back, how can you speak like this, codger etc... You come. 1376 01:42:49,991 --> 01:42:52,459 Now my little Judgie, this woman... 1377 01:42:52,551 --> 01:42:56,703 What is this "little judgie", do I call you "little mannie"? 1378 01:42:56,911 --> 01:42:58,503 "Mannie" mouth. 1379 01:42:58,631 --> 01:43:02,749 You have to speak in line with the rules, saying honourable judge. 1380 01:43:02,871 --> 01:43:04,145 My honourable little judgie... 1381 01:43:04,231 --> 01:43:07,780 Not "little judgie", god damn you, honourable judge! 1382 01:43:07,911 --> 01:43:12,905 I don't understand anything from what you say. - Go back, go back. 1383 01:43:12,991 --> 01:43:14,982 Memo, what is this? Come on, come. 1384 01:43:15,031 --> 01:43:17,784 But it is me who married with her first. 1385 01:43:17,911 --> 01:43:19,822 Don't talk, don't. 1386 01:43:19,991 --> 01:43:22,107 Tell me my son, what is the situation? 1387 01:43:22,511 --> 01:43:29,587 This lady has married to all of us at the same time. 1388 01:43:29,791 --> 01:43:32,942 You the coarse infidels! 1389 01:43:33,031 --> 01:43:37,946 According to the Islamic law, this is prostitution; is it possible? 1390 01:43:38,111 --> 01:43:42,309 This woman told all of us that she didn't have a husband. 1391 01:43:42,551 --> 01:43:45,702 I was not aware, I swear, unaware! 1392 01:43:45,831 --> 01:43:51,701 But will get craz... Lady, explain the situation... What is this? 1393 01:43:52,911 --> 01:43:59,020 It will be much convenient for me if they go out and two of us can talk... 1394 01:44:01,831 --> 01:44:03,549 Go out. 1395 01:44:03,751 --> 01:44:08,541 I have full confidence in Ottoman justice. 1396 01:44:08,751 --> 01:44:10,662 God! 1397 01:44:10,831 --> 01:44:13,470 God. Tell! 1398 01:44:13,551 --> 01:44:17,146 May I take off my veil, it is too hot here. 1399 01:44:17,591 --> 01:44:21,789 Sure. Relax. 1400 01:44:25,191 --> 01:44:32,745 All those damned men, after my husband's death, wanted to have me... 1401 01:44:32,871 --> 01:44:36,022 ...they all have an eye to own the mansion. 1402 01:44:36,151 --> 01:44:40,667 Of course, I inherited somewhat money from my husband. 1403 01:44:40,751 --> 01:44:44,869 They came home and started to threaten me. 1404 01:44:44,911 --> 01:44:48,142 God. - And they bruised me. 1405 01:44:48,231 --> 01:44:56,104 Being exposed to this cruelty, I tried to find a way to inform you, my honor. 1406 01:44:56,191 --> 01:45:03,063 I am a lonely woman, how can I manage all those men, right? - Yes. 1407 01:45:03,191 --> 01:45:08,424 Each was saying that he is my husband, I was just confirming. 1408 01:45:08,511 --> 01:45:12,982 It's so good that I could finally see you, thanks god. 1409 01:45:13,551 --> 01:45:15,906 Don't get sad, my child. 1410 01:45:16,031 --> 01:45:19,990 Women get too weak, my sir. Sorry. 1411 01:45:21,231 --> 01:45:26,430 Do those two women witness for you? 1412 01:45:26,671 --> 01:45:29,310 Sure they do. They've also beaten those women, not only me. 1413 01:45:29,511 --> 01:45:30,421 Really? - Yes. 1414 01:45:30,551 --> 01:45:36,023 How did they beat? Could you uncover and show me? 1415 01:45:36,151 --> 01:45:38,062 Since this is a court... 1416 01:45:38,151 --> 01:45:40,745 We witness sir, they've also beaten us very badly. 1417 01:45:40,831 --> 01:45:43,868 Uncover and relax. Take off take off. 1418 01:45:43,951 --> 01:45:45,987 They've beaten us so badly, all parts of our body. 1419 01:45:46,031 --> 01:45:47,544 Which parts, which parts? 1420 01:45:47,631 --> 01:45:49,110 Here here. 1421 01:45:49,151 --> 01:45:49,981 Like this. 1422 01:45:50,071 --> 01:45:51,823 Mostly where? 1423 01:45:51,951 --> 01:46:02,225 Give Leyla the money, we won't be born again. 1424 01:46:11,551 --> 01:46:15,669 You damned men, aren't you ashamed? 1425 01:46:15,711 --> 01:46:19,750 Based on the islamic law rules, this trial is ineffective. 1426 01:46:19,831 --> 01:46:22,982 That's all, that's all. 1427 01:46:23,071 --> 01:46:24,550 Father judge! 1428 01:46:24,591 --> 01:46:31,064 I thought you were a wise man. 1429 01:46:31,111 --> 01:46:33,147 But such a dissolute bloke you are. 1430 01:46:33,271 --> 01:46:36,661 You the coarse... Go out, get lost! 1431 01:46:36,751 --> 01:46:38,981 Bu bu but I... Go out of here! 1432 01:46:39,031 --> 01:46:41,545 My my my... - Dissolute guy! 1433 01:46:41,751 --> 01:46:45,983 While you are responsible for establishing the public order... 1434 01:46:46,031 --> 01:46:49,660 ...you molest the widows, right? 1435 01:46:49,791 --> 01:46:52,828 Everybody counts on you for their honour and virginity. 1436 01:46:52,871 --> 01:46:55,510 Tell her to be divorced, now! - Be you divorced! 1437 01:46:55,631 --> 01:46:57,542 And now go away! Go. 1438 01:46:57,631 --> 01:47:00,384 OK. And you... - Yes sir. 1439 01:47:00,471 --> 01:47:06,023 Last night you already asked this lady to be divorced, in front of this woman. 1440 01:47:06,151 --> 01:47:07,743 I didn't say something like that. - He said, my sir. 1441 01:47:07,831 --> 01:47:10,504 See? Go out, go out! 1442 01:47:10,591 --> 01:47:14,027 It cannot go on like this, I will discuss it with the wise men. 1443 01:47:14,151 --> 01:47:16,346 Are you threatening me? 1444 01:47:16,391 --> 01:47:19,906 No sir. - You the damned cucko... My god, forgive me. 1445 01:47:19,991 --> 01:47:26,260 And you, we thought you were a strong, tough man... 1446 01:47:26,431 --> 01:47:28,467 Tell her to be divorced immediately! 1447 01:47:28,551 --> 01:47:31,019 I will definitely not tell my father judge, I will not... 1448 01:47:31,151 --> 01:47:34,029 I will not say either; let's see what you can do. 1449 01:47:34,111 --> 01:47:36,750 What does it mean what I could do? - I will carve her... 1450 01:47:36,911 --> 01:47:38,822 And I will have you hung! 1451 01:47:38,911 --> 01:47:43,109 If you hang me, my cousin will chop you to bits. 1452 01:47:43,231 --> 01:47:47,383 Then another judge comes and he hangs your cousin. 1453 01:47:47,511 --> 01:47:51,902 No problem, my other cousin will carve you in turn. 1454 01:47:52,071 --> 01:47:54,426 Then the law will sentence your other cousin to be hung. 1455 01:47:54,551 --> 01:47:56,462 Damn that man called law... 1456 01:47:56,511 --> 01:47:58,263 Don't do this to us, codger. 1457 01:47:58,351 --> 01:48:01,070 Sir, those two are lying. 1458 01:48:01,191 --> 01:48:04,149 Because they were the slaves of my Pasha. 1459 01:48:04,271 --> 01:48:07,263 If you want you can see the stamps at their body. 1460 01:48:07,351 --> 01:48:12,220 Don't do. - Here's a court, take off your pants. 1461 01:48:17,951 --> 01:48:19,430 God. 1462 01:48:19,511 --> 01:48:21,900 She is the one to seal us father judge, I swear you. 1463 01:48:21,951 --> 01:48:24,511 How can you consider yourself as a bully? 1464 01:48:24,631 --> 01:48:31,070 Can such a delicate, tiny woman beat a bear like you and stamp your body? 1465 01:48:31,791 --> 01:48:38,310 Those men even cannot declare any divorce state, trial has ended. 1466 01:48:38,391 --> 01:48:41,349 Lady Hürmüz is free. - Thank God! 1467 01:48:41,511 --> 01:48:44,071 Go out, go out! 1468 01:48:44,191 --> 01:48:46,625 You rude blokes! 1469 01:48:46,831 --> 01:48:50,346 Thank you sir. Thank you. 1470 01:48:52,391 --> 01:48:56,100 Come on lady Hürmüz, come on please. 1471 01:49:00,791 --> 01:49:08,823 You, such a young and beautiful lady needs protection, right? - Yes sir. 1472 01:49:08,951 --> 01:49:17,666 Why wouldn't such a wise man with superior authority be your husband? 1473 01:49:17,831 --> 01:49:20,186 Right? - Yes sir. 1474 01:49:20,351 --> 01:49:25,789 Of course... Hürmüz, if you want I can marry you. 1475 01:49:26,191 --> 01:49:32,539 But sir, we need two witnesses for getting married, right? 1476 01:49:32,671 --> 01:49:36,220 Don't say so my child. 1477 01:49:36,311 --> 01:49:40,145 Here is one of the witnesses. - My God! 1478 01:49:40,311 --> 01:49:41,983 You have a visitor Judge! 1479 01:49:42,031 --> 01:49:45,740 Oh my great God, am I your one of best servants? 1480 01:49:45,871 --> 01:49:48,590 And here is the second witness. But how could we? 1481 01:49:48,711 --> 01:49:50,303 We could do it very smoothly. 1482 01:49:50,431 --> 01:49:52,342 But... - God! 1483 01:49:53,031 --> 01:49:57,309 My esteemed uncle, I am here for your approval. 1484 01:49:57,471 --> 01:49:59,382 You honoured me my child. 1485 01:49:59,471 --> 01:50:05,228 On your and the bailiff's witnesses as well as with God's permission... 1486 01:50:05,311 --> 01:50:11,341 ...I accept this lady as my wife. 1487 01:50:12,471 --> 01:50:16,384 The book also declares it like this, right? 1488 01:50:16,551 --> 01:50:25,903 May it bring bad... Good luck... 1489 01:50:30,551 --> 01:50:36,626 Once upon a time in Istanbul, a lady with a velvet voice, a crystal breath... 1490 01:50:36,751 --> 01:50:40,266 ...singing and dancing, called Hürmüz, used to live. 1491 01:50:40,351 --> 01:50:46,665 When she did her first marriage with Dr. Hüsrev... 1492 01:50:46,751 --> 01:50:49,663 ...her mother-in-law was also a bride... 1493 01:50:49,831 --> 01:50:53,744 ...and her father-in-law was also her father Hadji. 1494 01:50:53,991 --> 01:50:59,941 The man I call as Father Hadji was such an extraordinary and wonder-producing... 1495 01:51:00,031 --> 01:51:08,427 ...saint, riding on the birds. 1496 01:51:08,551 --> 01:51:12,146 You are trying to turn this simple story into a legend. 1497 01:51:12,271 --> 01:51:14,182 May god forgive you. 1498 01:51:14,311 --> 01:51:19,669 So called Father Hadji had two beautiful daughters, he approved... 1499 01:51:19,791 --> 01:51:23,909 ...the marriage of one of them with the doctor Hüsrev. 1500 01:51:23,951 --> 01:51:29,344 Second daughter Havva is too young already, but will soon get married... 1501 01:51:29,471 --> 01:51:31,302 ...to Adem, if God wills. 1502 01:51:31,391 --> 01:51:33,188 Hey girl, when have you become a Pasha's daughter? 1503 01:51:33,271 --> 01:51:36,229 How could you forget the days you chased Rüstem off? 1504 01:51:36,351 --> 01:51:38,307 What number husband will he be now? 1505 01:51:38,431 --> 01:51:41,741 Here is my sister, ask her. 1506 01:51:43,191 --> 01:51:44,988 The witness of the blind is cross-eyed; all of those are... 1507 01:51:45,111 --> 01:51:47,750 ...completely a part of a fairy tale! 1508 01:51:47,831 --> 01:51:53,030 Why don't you believe in this fairy tale... 1509 01:51:53,071 --> 01:51:57,110 ...while you believe in all others I tell? 1510 01:51:57,831 --> 01:51:59,662 Hey sister, is this circumcised boy yours? 1511 01:51:59,711 --> 01:52:01,986 He has not become a man yet. 1512 01:52:03,111 --> 01:52:05,022 Come on wait, nothing's ended yet. 1513 01:52:05,111 --> 01:52:06,908 Everything starts just now. 1514 01:52:06,951 --> 01:52:11,342 First we need to find seven husbands to get married to. 1515 01:52:13,831 --> 01:52:17,585 May god give me three husbands... - If God wills! 1516 01:52:18,031 --> 01:52:21,103 The day will come that, for any lady who opens her heart sincerely... 1517 01:52:21,191 --> 01:52:23,631 ...plenty of husbands will rain down from the sky. 1518 01:52:23,666 --> 01:52:26,304 If God wills! 1519 01:52:28,911 --> 01:52:32,426 Come on and make all the brides dance... 1520 01:52:34,791 --> 01:52:37,544 Hürmüz! 1521 01:52:40,911 --> 01:52:43,196 Come on, you have a new candidate for marriage! - Aaaa? 1522 01:52:43,231 --> 01:52:46,462 I swear you, the head clerk of the court has seen you and liked very much. 1523 01:52:46,511 --> 01:52:47,660 What do you think? 1524 01:52:47,751 --> 01:52:49,821 Is this the right time, during my wedding ceremony? 1525 01:52:49,911 --> 01:52:50,787 Sorry. 1526 01:52:53,311 --> 01:52:55,029 Thank you. 1527 01:52:56,951 --> 01:52:58,066 Are you OK? 1528 01:52:59,711 --> 01:53:05,547 Safinaz, we will think about it tomorrow. - OK. 1529 01:53:17,031 --> 01:53:23,664 # My god, don't leave your slaves alone, # 1530 01:53:23,791 --> 01:53:30,867 # It's only you who can stand all alone. # 1531 01:53:30,991 --> 01:53:38,181 # Don't mind whether beautiful or ugly, # 1532 01:53:38,271 --> 01:53:47,543 # And grant a proper husband for each of us. # 1533 01:53:51,831 --> 01:53:56,188 # I saw homes with a groom, spanned like a cross-bow. # 1534 01:53:56,311 --> 01:54:00,941 # I saw homes without a groom, looking like a dried creek. # 1535 01:54:05,871 --> 01:54:07,543 # To the ones who have missed it for long, # 1536 01:54:07,591 --> 01:54:11,903 # To the ones who got widow very young, whose roses faded away, # 1537 01:54:12,031 --> 01:54:14,101 # Give, give, give! # 1538 01:54:18,511 --> 01:54:20,422 # To the birds flying in the sky, # 1539 01:54:20,551 --> 01:54:25,102 # To the ones got older, to the ones who are desperate, # 1540 01:54:25,191 --> 01:54:27,580 # Give, give, give! # 1541 01:54:32,631 --> 01:54:38,979 # Oh my god, I need three... 1542 01:54:39,071 --> 01:54:46,580 # Three is not enough, five... 1543 01:54:46,631 --> 01:54:52,979 # Five is not enough, seven... 1544 01:54:53,071 --> 01:55:01,467 # Give, give, give, give... # 1545 01:55:01,551 --> 01:55:05,226 # Give me my god, GIVE! # 116284