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There we are, sir...and just a look.

Yes, that's fine.

Great.

Right. I'll take that off you.

Keep the change.

Hmm...

- So, made your mind up yet, sir? - Mmm...

Yes, that one.

Let's just get this on you, then, sir.

Right then, now...

Just a trim, then, sir. Just...head up a bit, sir.

There we go.

Head up, sir.

Suzie, answer that, will you please, love?

Excuse us a minute.

Suzie!

Sorry, can I just leave Jamie here with you?

Only I've left my purse in the shop.

Just give him a good haircut, will you? Be good, Jamie!

Ta-daa!

Won't be long.

Oh, well...

Yeah... Yeah, great!

Thanks.

Found it. I was really lucky.

It's all right. Keep the change.

- Say thank you. - Thank you.

- Thank you! - Thanks so much.

Hello?

Hold it, I can't hear you. Wait... Wait a minute.

Oh, sorry about that.

Suzie's usually here Tuesdays.

Two minutes.

- Morning, Derek. - Good morning.

Usual please, Derek.

I was first.

Just the split ends at the back. Thin it out, would you?

Right...

Keep the change.

- What a day! - Thanks, Derek. Very nice.

Roger?

Roger!

- Right. Where is he? - Whoa!

- Where is he? - What?

- What do you call this? - But I like it!

- You don't like it. - I do.

- Shut up, Jamie. Listen... - Oi!

- My ponytail! - He looks like an ape!

- Don't shout. - Excuse me!

Do you know how long it took me to grow that?

Two years, and your man chopped it off in less than two minutes!

Have you seen this?

Sir.

- Have you gone mad? - You're saying...

Your assistant, where is he?

Derek, whatever your name is...

Come by. Come by, come by, come by!

Come by, come by, come by...

Sit. Steady...

I'll be about...an hour.

Sort of 3:15, all right?

- Would you like a go? - Yes, please. Thank you.

Another one?

Thank you.

Well done, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oi, oi, oi.

No!

I'm so sorry I'm late, I got stuck in the toilet.

- Name, please? - Luke.

Thank you, Luke. That's a lovely dog.

- Poppy. - Poppy. Lovely dog.

Bean.

And your pet?

Come on. Come on.

One minute, sir.

- Colonel, could you come here? - We must get on.

- Can we allow this? - We really must start!

Come on, come on, come on!

All right, quiet please...

Quiet!

The obedience test.

Stay...

Stay... Stay.

Oh...

Sit... Sit.

- Stay... Stay... - Ohh...

Stay. Sit, Polo, sit.

Stay... Stay...

No, come back, come back!

You sit there.

Oh, Teddy.

Sit, sit...

Stay...

Stay...

Stay...

Yes!

Don't eat the sausage!

Now, don't eat the sausage! Don't eat the sausage...

Oh no, Angus!

No...

No!

Go on, Willy!

Go on, Willy! Go on, Willy!

Angus! Angus!

Teddy! Teddy!

- Well done. - Thank you

- Well done. - Thank you

All staff. Staff train now at platform four.

Hooray!

Ohh!