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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,126 --> 00:00:33,001 Don't worry, son. Tomorrow we'll be rich and safe in Paris! 2 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,667 Watch Bao. 3 00:00:50,292 --> 00:00:51,876 You won't escape. 4 00:00:52,126 --> 00:00:54,751 No one steals money from the Chinese mafia. 5 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:56,209 Passports and tickets? 6 00:00:57,376 --> 00:00:58,476 Here's your money. 7 00:01:03,459 --> 00:01:06,792 Bernard Ciccolini? Are you crazy? My son's half Chinese! 8 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:10,126 I stole it from a Corsican. 9 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,751 You're lucky. He could have been named 10 00:01:13,084 --> 00:01:14,184 Napoleon. 11 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:21,751 You're a dead man. 12 00:01:37,751 --> 00:01:38,851 Hide Bao. 13 00:01:50,001 --> 00:01:51,101 Keep Bao. 14 00:01:53,292 --> 00:01:54,667 Meet me at the junket. 15 00:02:32,917 --> 00:02:34,334 Two empty tables? 16 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:38,167 No reservations after 10:30. Fill 'em up! 17 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,751 No empty tables at Carco's! 18 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:49,792 Fill her up, Dédé. 19 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:56,667 GUARDIAN ANGELS 20 00:03:05,376 --> 00:03:07,084 The no-shows just showed up. 21 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:10,084 It's a senator. He got stuck in traffic. 22 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:14,001 Seat him at the bar with champagne on the house. 23 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:37,667 Keep it snappy tonight. 24 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:39,709 - Hey girls. - Hi, Mr Carco. 25 00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:43,751 Show your legs, Chook Chook. 26 00:03:43,959 --> 00:03:45,917 They're gorgeous. 27 00:03:49,459 --> 00:03:51,792 Remember to make eye contact! 28 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:55,334 You know the rule, Electra. 29 00:03:55,542 --> 00:03:57,126 No funny stuff with customers. 30 00:03:57,542 --> 00:04:00,584 A customer? He's a cousin from the South. 31 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:03,417 Antoine Carco's no moron! 32 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:07,959 Next time you're fired. And this is bad for your skin. 33 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:11,459 Regina won't go on. 34 00:04:12,626 --> 00:04:13,834 What is it, baby? 35 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:18,209 Fire Chook Chook Nugget. It's her or me! 36 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:19,517 What now? 37 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:22,167 She's hitting on everyone, including you! 38 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:23,667 She bad-mouths me. 39 00:04:23,876 --> 00:04:25,584 She wants to take my place. 40 00:04:25,792 --> 00:04:28,834 - Regina Podium, 2 minutes. - No way, Lucky! 41 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:30,751 Baby, it's a full house! 42 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:35,251 A senator came just to hear you sing. 43 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:37,709 Straight from Hicksville! 44 00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:41,792 I'll go cause I'm a pro. But if ever I hear any gossip 45 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:45,001 about you and Chook Chook, I'll rip your eyes out! 46 00:04:45,792 --> 00:04:47,376 Break a leg, mon love. 47 00:05:40,584 --> 00:05:42,042 Artists... 48 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,709 Good thing I'm level-headed. 49 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:48,709 Italia is winning 4 to 0. 50 00:05:49,084 --> 00:05:50,917 Let me take care of this. 51 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:57,542 Can't you take care of your Regina instead? 52 00:05:57,751 --> 00:05:59,126 Stop complaining. 53 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:04,126 Next week, Electra's replacing you. We'll go to Bermuda. 54 00:06:06,959 --> 00:06:08,059 Antoine Merignac? 55 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,642 Who is this? 56 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:12,017 Ivan, pussycat. 57 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:14,501 Ivan Radmilo. Sticky Fingers. 58 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,167 - You remember! - Sticky? 59 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:21,709 I'm in Hong Kong. I need you. 60 00:06:21,959 --> 00:06:24,667 I'm sick as hell. 61 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:26,167 What's wrong, pussycat? 62 00:06:26,792 --> 00:06:28,126 Terminal cancer. 63 00:06:28,334 --> 00:06:30,292 I'm stuck in the hospital. 64 00:06:30,501 --> 00:06:31,601 That's awful. 65 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:33,209 I'll say! 66 00:06:36,209 --> 00:06:39,376 Your sister said you made it big. 67 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:41,001 I screwed up bad. 68 00:06:41,584 --> 00:06:43,209 Except for my kid. 69 00:06:44,084 --> 00:06:45,459 He's Chinese. Real cute. 70 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:48,126 Soon he'll be an orphan, 71 00:06:48,334 --> 00:06:50,751 hounded by thugs. Come get him. 72 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:55,209 You pop up out of nowhere after fifteen years! 73 00:06:55,376 --> 00:06:57,209 "Merignac" is history. 74 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,292 My name's Carco now. 75 00:06:59,501 --> 00:07:01,501 - I saved your life! - I know. 76 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:05,292 But I've changed. I'm a big shot. 77 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,709 I've gone legit. 78 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:11,751 I saved your life in Rangoon. 79 00:07:11,959 --> 00:07:15,459 I blew up the courtroom. You forget fast. 80 00:07:15,667 --> 00:07:16,959 I don't, pussycat. 81 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:20,084 I have a new life now. 82 00:07:20,292 --> 00:07:22,459 He's on a junket. Here's the address. 83 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,292 You're being pushy. 84 00:07:25,917 --> 00:07:27,017 His name's Bao. 85 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:29,626 I gave you a nickname. 86 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:31,351 Only he knows it. 87 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:32,834 What is it? 88 00:07:33,001 --> 00:07:35,209 Oh, that's cute. Real cute. 89 00:07:35,709 --> 00:07:36,834 He's just a kid. 90 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:39,084 He has a message for you. 91 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,834 I hid 15 million dollars for him. 20% for you. 92 00:07:45,209 --> 00:07:46,376 A good sum. 93 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:48,542 How did you get it? 94 00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:50,292 Find the kid's mother. 95 00:07:50,459 --> 00:07:52,876 She's Chinese. Lily Wong. 96 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:55,542 She lives in Brussels with a painter. 97 00:07:55,917 --> 00:07:57,501 Hold on, pussycat. 98 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:01,042 Keep me out of your love life. 99 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:03,376 Swear you'll come, Antoine. 100 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,917 I swear, pussycat... 101 00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:06,417 You're my only hope. 102 00:08:07,334 --> 00:08:09,251 You're breaking my heart... 103 00:08:10,084 --> 00:08:11,959 Did you get a second opinion? 104 00:08:12,417 --> 00:08:15,126 You'll keep your kid, pussycat. 105 00:08:24,251 --> 00:08:26,501 You have to keep faith, pussycat! 106 00:08:30,126 --> 00:08:32,084 Who is "pussycat"? 107 00:08:34,292 --> 00:08:35,667 You won't believe me. 108 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:38,459 An old pal. It's been 20 years. 109 00:08:38,792 --> 00:08:40,167 I don't believe you. 110 00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:50,476 A splash. 111 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:06,376 Just a small glass. 112 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:16,584 - Mother Angelina? - Father Noze... 113 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:17,934 You called? 114 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:21,042 Let me tell you 115 00:09:21,251 --> 00:09:24,001 how grateful the kids and I are. 116 00:09:24,209 --> 00:09:27,626 The Sisters and you have filled their hearts with joy. 117 00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:32,084 It's the Lord who guides us. 118 00:09:32,376 --> 00:09:34,376 I have a favor to ask you. 119 00:09:34,584 --> 00:09:36,334 You're still leaving tomorrow? 120 00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,167 I'm retiring next year. 121 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:41,959 That means 40 years of archives to take back. 122 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,334 Heavens! 123 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:46,501 Could you take just a quarter of them? 124 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:50,459 The kids and I will share the load gleefully. 125 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,292 It's here. 126 00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:56,667 A quarter of this? 127 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,209 No, this is it. 128 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:00,751 The rest is next door. 129 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,667 In addition... 130 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:07,251 I'd like you to take these trunks to the bishop. 131 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:10,667 It's our accounts for the past 20 years. 132 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:14,001 Where there's a will, there's a way. 133 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:15,267 Marvelous! 134 00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:18,142 Just a drop. 135 00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:21,017 You speak Chinese? 136 00:10:21,876 --> 00:10:23,501 I get by. 137 00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,917 Sandrine, this man speaks Chinese! 138 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,376 Can you say "How do you do?" 139 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,334 Of course... 140 00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:39,876 Careful with the tones. One word can mean tons of things. 141 00:10:40,626 --> 00:10:44,084 Jerome, Rachid, and I will help the boat people. 142 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:45,084 Why us? 143 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:48,334 The rest of you can go swimming. 144 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:49,709 Beware of sharks! 145 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,834 It's always us. It's not fair. 146 00:10:52,126 --> 00:10:56,501 If helping hungry refugees is unfair, don't come. 147 00:10:56,709 --> 00:11:00,459 I'll do it alone with 80-year-old Mother Angelina. 148 00:11:00,667 --> 00:11:02,501 Then things will be fairer. 149 00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:05,001 - Okay, Padre. - Don't say "Padre"! 150 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:08,042 Sorry. The slop slipped. 151 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,459 Does it hurt? 152 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,167 It's excruciating! 153 00:11:11,376 --> 00:11:14,001 I'm mortified, Mother. 154 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,084 It sticks like shit, Father! 155 00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:27,434 Rachid, be polite! 156 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:31,376 Stop clowning around! Try harder! 157 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:38,126 - Congratulations. - It was an accident. 158 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:40,751 All over my socks. 159 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:47,001 Look at the splendid steel bird skimming the skyscrapers. 160 00:11:47,251 --> 00:11:48,792 Super! 161 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,042 Super-duper! 162 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,792 How do you do? 163 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,667 No, I said... 164 00:12:13,376 --> 00:12:14,476 He's dumb! 165 00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:15,917 This is a first. 166 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,084 I learned Chinese 20 years ago. 167 00:12:19,126 --> 00:12:21,417 I'm surprised you don't understand. 168 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:03,209 The morgue? Already? 169 00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:10,226 Murdered? 170 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,351 He was killed? 171 00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,709 This is too much! 172 00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:26,751 Don't take me for a jerk! 173 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,292 He's almost a baby. 174 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,376 His mother... I don't know where she is! 175 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,584 I'm your Dad's buddy. I came to help you. 176 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,834 - What's your name? - Antoine Carco. 177 00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:00,834 Wrong! I won't talk to you. 178 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:02,626 The nickname! 179 00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:05,251 Hook. Captain Hook. 180 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:12,974 Bank of Shanghai. The key. 181 00:14:17,459 --> 00:14:19,042 Take me to Mommy. 182 00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:20,351 I can't. 183 00:14:21,209 --> 00:14:22,751 Mr Mo's gang! 184 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,876 Climb up! 185 00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,184 Hurry up! 186 00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,876 There! 187 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,501 Is this a boarding school? 188 00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,251 - Listen, Bao. - I want Mommy. 189 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:15,209 Bad gangsters are after us. 190 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,459 We can't cross the border together. 191 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,209 I want to find Mommy. 192 00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,042 Sure. 193 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,709 First I'll get your money. 194 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,917 I'll make a short trip to Geneva, then come get you. 195 00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:31,459 Meanwhile, you'll stay with the nice nuns. 196 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,376 I want Mommy. 197 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:37,751 Cut it out. We've got no choice. 198 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,126 Can I see the director? 199 00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:46,334 Jerome! 200 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:49,834 What are those disgusting dried frogs for? 201 00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:53,376 - To make nice purses. - Enough! 202 00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:58,084 I won't take you on a trip ever again! 203 00:17:58,292 --> 00:17:59,417 Come on, Padre. 204 00:17:59,959 --> 00:18:01,417 Don't call me... 205 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,001 Mother Angelina want speak you. 206 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,667 Finish packing, but in silence. 207 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:10,334 I'm coming. 208 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:13,167 - Your son? - Yes. 209 00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,876 His mother is Chinese? 210 00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:17,126 Yes. 211 00:18:17,376 --> 00:18:20,542 What you've told me is so tragic. 212 00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:22,167 Tragic. 213 00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,292 Did you ask to see me? 214 00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:28,417 Yes, Father Noze. This is a fellow Frenchman, Mr... 215 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:31,959 - Ciccolini. From Corsica. - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 216 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:35,167 Mr Ciccolini is an engineer. 217 00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,126 He's working on the Peking subway. 218 00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,376 I thought the Germans were. 219 00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,334 They were. We managed 220 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:44,584 to win back the contract. I'm off to China. 221 00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:46,709 I can't take my son. 222 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,167 He wants us to keep him until he returns. 223 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:52,376 But it's not possible. 224 00:18:52,584 --> 00:18:54,501 We can't take anyone till September. 225 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:59,126 I asked my wife to come from Paris, but she's in mourning. 226 00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:04,001 Snookums just lost his Gramps. But he doesn't know yet. 227 00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:08,876 He was bicycling and got squashed by a truck. 228 00:19:09,084 --> 00:19:12,917 On your way back, you can take him to his mommy. 229 00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:16,709 I'm sorry. That's impossible. 230 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:20,376 He's almost a baby. We're up to our necks in baggage. 231 00:19:20,584 --> 00:19:22,417 We must help fellow Christians. 232 00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:25,667 - He's a practicing Catholic. - I sure am. 233 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,501 My brother was a seminarist. 234 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,126 That's nice, but I have 7 rowdy kids. 235 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,792 And with your 500 pounds of freight, 236 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:36,334 the trip back will be a crown of thorns! 237 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:39,667 If Father doesn't want to help, forget it. 238 00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:42,376 I never said I wouldn't help. 239 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:46,501 I spend my life with serious problem kids. 240 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:48,459 I know what "help" means. 241 00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:53,501 Well... 242 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,417 one more kid won't make a difference. 243 00:19:56,626 --> 00:19:57,501 Great! 244 00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:01,126 As a Christian, it's nice to know the Church won't let you down. 245 00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:04,459 Here's his passport, his ticket, and a few hundred bucks. 246 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,584 There's no need. 247 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:10,501 He'll eat for free on the plane. 248 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,292 Great! $20 for you, Mother. 249 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:16,084 Who'll be picking up Bernard in Paris? 250 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:18,417 Call him Bao. His Chinese nickname. 251 00:20:18,584 --> 00:20:21,376 He hates "Bernard". He's very close to his mother. 252 00:20:21,584 --> 00:20:22,251 Shall we call her? 253 00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:25,001 I'll do it later. To save you the call. 254 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:29,126 Do it now to fix the exact time and place. 255 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,626 Here. Dial 0. 256 00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,209 Carco's. 257 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:58,126 - It's Antoine. - Hey, bro. Still in Hong Kong? 258 00:20:58,834 --> 00:21:02,459 What's the difference between an ostrich and a coffee table? 259 00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:05,667 An ostrich is a bird 260 00:21:05,917 --> 00:21:09,917 that sleeps standing up and a coffee table's a piece of furniture. 261 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,517 Dumb, isn't it? 262 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,834 Yes, very. Very! 263 00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:15,667 How is poor Luna? 264 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:20,209 I'm sad not to be there, after her dad's tragic death... 265 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,542 Her dad died? Shit! 266 00:21:22,751 --> 00:21:24,834 I have to go build the Peking subway! 267 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,209 The Peking subway? Are you stoned? 268 00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:30,001 The poor man can't even go bury Gramps. 269 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:31,834 Put Luna on. 270 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,767 She's in tears. 271 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,334 No, she's on stage. 272 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,876 Rehearsing with the sea lion. 273 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:46,667 She just slipped on an iceberg. 274 00:21:46,876 --> 00:21:48,667 Should I put on Regina? 275 00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:51,001 No, don't bother Granny Regina! 276 00:21:51,292 --> 00:21:53,459 I've planned the kid's trip back. 277 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:57,251 She has to meet Father Zoo at the airport tomorrow. 278 00:21:57,459 --> 00:22:01,251 Noze. Father Noze. "Zoo" was to explain the "z". 279 00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,584 A priest is bringing him back. 280 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,542 I don't get it. I'll get Luna. 281 00:22:09,042 --> 00:22:10,501 Leave it to me. 282 00:22:10,709 --> 00:22:13,709 - No, she's in shock. - I can handle it. 283 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:16,084 It's my job... Hello? 284 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,584 Hello? This is Luna. 285 00:22:17,792 --> 00:22:18,892 I share your pain. 286 00:22:20,334 --> 00:22:24,417 But hope can be found even in the worst times. 287 00:22:24,626 --> 00:22:27,292 - It hurts, but it's no biggie. - How noble. 288 00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:30,042 - Who is this? - Father Noze, "z" as in "zoo". 289 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,376 We arrive... 290 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,292 at 5:30. 291 00:22:34,751 --> 00:22:36,917 Air France flight 560. 292 00:22:37,126 --> 00:22:41,584 I'll have 500 pounds of baggage with me, 293 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:45,167 so I can't keep Bernard for long. 294 00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:46,584 Bernard? 295 00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:50,126 I'm sorry. I mean Bao. 296 00:22:50,292 --> 00:22:53,084 This is all so new to me. 297 00:22:53,292 --> 00:22:54,751 Who's the freak? 298 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,626 Darling, it's me. 299 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,292 She's stunned. 300 00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:02,251 Cheer up, sweetheart. It's me. 301 00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,792 Mr Carco? Is this a joke? 302 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,209 Bao is in the best of hands. 303 00:23:08,376 --> 00:23:10,917 Be at the airport tomorrow. 304 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,667 I'm counting on you. 305 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,084 Life goes on... 306 00:23:15,251 --> 00:23:16,709 I miss you a lot. 307 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,459 You're in a great mood! 308 00:23:19,459 --> 00:23:21,667 Would you do me a favor: 309 00:23:21,876 --> 00:23:23,792 Hire my brother as a bouncer. 310 00:23:24,001 --> 00:23:28,709 Well, I don't want to hurt Dédé's feelings. 311 00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:32,084 This call is getting expensive. 312 00:23:33,751 --> 00:23:35,917 How will I recognize her? 313 00:23:36,126 --> 00:23:38,459 You can't miss her. She's Chinese. 314 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,584 Very pretty. Nice body. 315 00:23:40,792 --> 00:23:42,376 Amazing boobs. 316 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:44,459 Boobs. Amazing boobs. 317 00:23:44,876 --> 00:23:47,251 Carco wouldn't talk to you? 318 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,751 He just called Luna from Hong Kong. 319 00:23:51,709 --> 00:23:52,809 He's after Luna now? 320 00:23:52,959 --> 00:23:55,167 He's taking care of Luna's kid. 321 00:23:55,542 --> 00:23:57,876 I'm not sure. Go ask Lucky. 322 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,459 Hey, honey. 323 00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:03,084 Hello. 324 00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:06,334 Say goodbye to Daddy. You won't see him for a while. 325 00:24:06,542 --> 00:24:09,001 He's not Daddy. He's Captain Hook. 326 00:24:10,209 --> 00:24:12,292 Oh yeah... Hook... 327 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:15,709 Gramps gave him Peter Pan. Now he calls me Captain Hook. 328 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:17,709 Or Tinkerbell... 329 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,376 The Captain wants to talk. 330 00:24:21,584 --> 00:24:24,667 Change of plans. You'll go back to Paris 331 00:24:24,876 --> 00:24:26,292 with Father Zoo. 332 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,584 A woman you don't know will meet you. 333 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:32,126 Your Mom's best friend. 334 00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:34,417 She's Chinese. Her name is Luna. 335 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,917 Easy to remember. 336 00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,226 Liar! 337 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:40,226 No I'm not. 338 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:46,959 I can't come because of the gangsters. 339 00:24:47,167 --> 00:24:50,001 I'll catch up with you and Luna later. 340 00:24:50,167 --> 00:24:53,334 Then we'll go find mommy. Okay? 341 00:24:55,084 --> 00:24:58,042 I'm off. Thanks for everything. 342 00:24:58,251 --> 00:24:59,351 You're great! 343 00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:22,001 What is this? 344 00:25:36,626 --> 00:25:38,376 I went to grad school in Paris. 345 00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:39,959 Great. 346 00:25:40,126 --> 00:25:42,751 My wife and I inherited this. What is it? 347 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,001 A $300,000 bond. 348 00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:49,584 Anyone can cash it in any bank in the world. 349 00:25:49,792 --> 00:25:53,084 We offer some excellent investment plans. 350 00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:56,959 I'd rather keep them and respect Auntie's last wishes. 351 00:25:57,126 --> 00:25:59,542 Watch out for pickpockets in Hong Kong. 352 00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,626 With our compliments. 353 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:24,642 Put on Luna. 354 00:26:27,084 --> 00:26:29,292 Sorry about that phone call. 355 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:31,251 So the airport was a gag? 356 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,042 No, go in mourning. 357 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:34,584 Look devastated. 358 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:38,292 I'm sending you a kid via a priest. 359 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:39,959 Can't Regina do it? 360 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,459 She'll think the kid's mine. 361 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:44,626 Who cares if he is? 362 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:46,959 He's the son of a friend who died. 363 00:26:47,167 --> 00:26:49,042 Hey, I'm no dummy. 364 00:26:49,251 --> 00:26:53,542 Keep the kid for a few days 365 00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:56,042 until I can send him away to school. 366 00:26:56,334 --> 00:27:01,667 Father Zoo thinks you're my wife and that you're in mourning. 367 00:27:01,917 --> 00:27:05,042 The kid thinks you're his mom's friend. Get it? 368 00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:07,876 I'll owe you one, sugar. 369 00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:11,084 Was that Carco? 370 00:27:11,584 --> 00:27:15,334 Don't tell anyone. I have to pick up his son tomorrow. 371 00:27:15,542 --> 00:27:16,751 He has a son! 372 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:28,834 Christian Dior! 373 00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:13,334 Don't bother helping. 374 00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:19,251 Careful with the luggage. 375 00:28:19,459 --> 00:28:22,334 Padre, the carriages are busted. 376 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,959 - You're too cheap for porters. - Be polite! 377 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,559 What are you doing? 378 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,084 That's just great. 379 00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:36,251 What a mess! 380 00:28:36,417 --> 00:28:39,251 Get back over there! 381 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,251 He's crazy! 382 00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:53,167 Banana Noze almost got squashed. 383 00:29:13,251 --> 00:29:14,351 They're nuts! 384 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:19,392 Whoops! 385 00:30:07,626 --> 00:30:08,959 Go to the airport. 386 00:30:12,042 --> 00:30:15,292 Jerome, be a good boy and find Air France. 387 00:30:15,501 --> 00:30:16,601 Sure thing. 388 00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:24,876 I thought I'd missed you. 389 00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,834 My plane's delayed. 390 00:30:27,042 --> 00:30:29,459 I wanted to give Bao a goodbye kiss. 391 00:30:29,917 --> 00:30:33,042 Stop squeezing me, Captain Hook. 392 00:30:33,626 --> 00:30:35,251 Do you often hang on buses? 393 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:37,501 No, Father Zoo. Let me explain. 394 00:30:37,709 --> 00:30:41,959 Not Zoo. Noze - O.Z.E. "Zoo" was just an example. 395 00:30:42,167 --> 00:30:46,042 I hopped on the bus because 396 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:49,834 a Toyota nearly ran me over! 397 00:30:50,042 --> 00:30:51,209 Us too! 398 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,501 They almost squashed Father Schnozz. 399 00:30:53,751 --> 00:30:55,334 It was a close shave. 400 00:30:56,834 --> 00:31:00,001 Save your energy to carry the bags. 401 00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:02,667 I'll give you a hand. 402 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,834 Careful, careful... 403 00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,584 Go easy on the bags. 404 00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:23,501 Are all these bags yours? 405 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:26,959 There are 8 of us. We can divide them up. 406 00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:28,334 Let me see... 407 00:31:29,376 --> 00:31:30,476 Be careful. 408 00:31:30,959 --> 00:31:34,751 They're a holy woman's archives. I'd hate to chuck them. 409 00:31:35,501 --> 00:31:38,834 What's all this hubbub? 410 00:31:39,626 --> 00:31:41,751 Can we buy some freaky masks? 411 00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:43,209 Not now. 412 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:46,334 I'll take them shopping. 413 00:31:47,001 --> 00:31:49,334 Look what you've done! 414 00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:50,667 Wait up! 415 00:31:53,584 --> 00:31:56,501 Hook, I want these two... 416 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:59,501 Bring back the change. 417 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,126 Don't 7 light children 418 00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:04,334 compensate for the extra bags? 419 00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:06,209 There's no connection, Sir. 420 00:32:06,376 --> 00:32:08,126 Who is Father Zoom? 421 00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:12,334 Noze, "z" as in "zipper". Not Zoom! 422 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:13,709 So you're Father Zoom! 423 00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,142 Hook! 424 00:32:16,292 --> 00:32:18,251 Can we buy some too? 425 00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:19,559 Cool! 426 00:32:47,709 --> 00:32:48,959 I'm going to the john. 427 00:32:54,751 --> 00:32:58,001 - Where did you get that junk? - Captain Hook! 428 00:32:58,209 --> 00:32:59,309 Has he left? 429 00:33:00,584 --> 00:33:02,917 He could have said goodbye. 430 00:33:03,126 --> 00:33:04,792 Would I steal a wallet? 431 00:33:05,001 --> 00:33:08,084 It must be on him. We tailed him here. 432 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:10,001 My papers are inside. 433 00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:18,917 - Excuse me? - Strip! 434 00:33:20,001 --> 00:33:21,251 This stays with us. 435 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:25,917 If I ship most of it, I only pay $300. 436 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,584 Hurry up. 437 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:31,459 Let me just put my agenda in here. 438 00:33:34,334 --> 00:33:35,834 I'm finished. 439 00:33:40,292 --> 00:33:42,459 I'll check this suitcase in. 440 00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:44,834 I'll return your masks in Paris. 441 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:47,959 An unfortunate mistake. 442 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:51,417 Thanks to this charade, I'll miss my plane. 443 00:33:58,251 --> 00:34:01,667 One first-class ticket to Paris. 444 00:34:02,459 --> 00:34:05,542 The plane is already boarding. 445 00:34:07,626 --> 00:34:10,459 - My wife's in labor in Paris. - I'll check. 446 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:15,501 If I buy another seat for a friend, do I get a discount? 447 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:26,167 We're spoiled. Chicken, black beans, fried rice, 448 00:34:26,376 --> 00:34:29,084 2 egg rolls and chocolate cake. 449 00:34:30,292 --> 00:34:32,917 Dinner will be a real treat! 450 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,751 Johnny's pissing me off! 451 00:34:40,001 --> 00:34:42,084 - You want a slap? - It wasn't me. 452 00:34:42,292 --> 00:34:45,501 Let's go wipe that off, Yasmina. 453 00:34:51,584 --> 00:34:53,542 Johnny can be such a pain. 454 00:34:55,376 --> 00:34:58,459 Wait, you'll splash me. 455 00:35:01,167 --> 00:35:04,667 Serve another meal for a priest I know in coach. 456 00:35:04,834 --> 00:35:07,626 - Of course. - I like spoiling him. 457 00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:08,934 I understand. 458 00:35:13,917 --> 00:35:19,709 Some guy claims rice is being shot at him. 459 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,167 You're here? 460 00:35:24,376 --> 00:35:26,209 The consul called the airport 461 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:29,834 to tell me that the Germans won the contract. 462 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:31,267 So I said, 463 00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:35,626 "Pierre, I'm going to Paris with Bao." 464 00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:39,334 - We'll see mommy soon. - You're back, Captain Hook? 465 00:35:39,501 --> 00:35:41,292 Happy to see ol' Hook? 466 00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:45,876 After our chicken and beans we'll come visit. 467 00:35:46,084 --> 00:35:50,292 There's room in first, so I ordered dinner for you. 468 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:54,751 I'm flattered but I can't. Take your son instead. 469 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:56,876 No, please, come on... 470 00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,751 I must be fair with Bao's new friends. 471 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:03,584 If you treat him to dinner, no one can complain. 472 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:06,709 I'm not raising him like that. 473 00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:10,042 I can't flush your ticket down the toilet! 474 00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:13,459 I can't leave the children. 475 00:36:13,626 --> 00:36:15,292 As a favor to me... 476 00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:16,959 The truth is... 477 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,251 I have the heebie-jeebies. 478 00:36:21,251 --> 00:36:23,917 If it's a question of helping others, 479 00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:26,167 that's different. 480 00:36:26,626 --> 00:36:29,834 I'm having a bite with Mr Ciccolini up front. 481 00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:32,417 In first? Lucky stiffs! 482 00:36:32,626 --> 00:36:35,459 Mind your own business. 483 00:36:35,667 --> 00:36:38,417 - Watch Bao. - No problemo, Padre! 484 00:36:38,626 --> 00:36:41,084 I'll take your attaché case. 485 00:36:41,917 --> 00:36:43,084 I don't need it. 486 00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:46,001 You may need a kleenex or a pen? 487 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:48,792 Call the stewardess if you need me. 488 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,792 Okay, Padre. 489 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:53,917 Chow down! 490 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:08,709 - He calls you Padre? - He's a wise guy but a good kid. 491 00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:11,042 Rough but reliable. 492 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:12,834 Do you smoke? 493 00:37:18,126 --> 00:37:20,126 So you're a missionary? 494 00:37:20,584 --> 00:37:24,292 I wish I were. No, I'm just a simple priest 495 00:37:24,501 --> 00:37:27,167 from a charming lower-class suburb. 496 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:30,917 I raise money each year for an educational trip. 497 00:37:31,251 --> 00:37:35,417 I show the kids that their problems are peanuts 498 00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:38,501 compared to those of the truly poor. 499 00:37:38,792 --> 00:37:39,892 How original. 500 00:37:39,917 --> 00:37:43,834 Some people I know could use a good educational trip. 501 00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:46,917 After working like dogs, 502 00:37:47,751 --> 00:37:50,834 they'd be grateful and stop wanting raises. 503 00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:54,667 We don't work like dogs. The kids love it. 504 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:58,542 I'm talking human problems, not financial ones. 505 00:37:58,751 --> 00:38:02,209 Of course. Everyone should do that stuff. 506 00:38:02,417 --> 00:38:04,751 Bums were never my cup of tea, 507 00:38:04,959 --> 00:38:08,709 but I bet they do you a world of good. 508 00:38:08,917 --> 00:38:10,042 More than you think. 509 00:38:10,251 --> 00:38:12,459 I was brought up a strict Catholic. 510 00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:18,376 Midnight mass, the pope-mobile, the Red Cross... 511 00:38:19,417 --> 00:38:21,167 Pour some for Father. 512 00:38:21,376 --> 00:38:22,834 Just a sip. 513 00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:30,626 - What a bouquet! - I'll say! 514 00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:32,417 And the quail... 515 00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:37,834 It'd make anyone a believer! 516 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:43,417 As a Catholic, how do you find John Paul II's positions? 517 00:38:44,542 --> 00:38:45,876 Positions? 518 00:38:46,584 --> 00:38:50,251 What did you think of Splendor Veritatis, his encyclical? 519 00:38:50,626 --> 00:38:52,126 His encyclical... 520 00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:55,459 As far as encyclicals go, I think it's great. 521 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:57,376 Many people believe 522 00:38:57,542 --> 00:39:00,501 he's at odds with today's lifestyles. 523 00:39:00,667 --> 00:39:04,209 Even true believers, like your family. 524 00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:08,834 I agree 98.5 percent with the encyclical. 525 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:11,626 I'm totally pro-Pope. 526 00:39:12,126 --> 00:39:15,709 But when you say you agree 98.5 percent, 527 00:39:15,876 --> 00:39:21,376 what about the remaining 1.5%? I'm needling you... 528 00:39:23,417 --> 00:39:27,417 For true believers like me, 529 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:28,876 are the same! 530 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:34,251 But if you're not into that crap, the encyclical is just hot air! 531 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,042 No, thank you. I'm full. 532 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:45,834 - Coffee? - No, thank you. 533 00:39:47,042 --> 00:39:50,584 Heavenly... The best meal I've had in two years. 534 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:53,501 But too much tiramisu 535 00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:56,209 on top of the Cognac-Cointreau ice cream. 536 00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:59,667 Yes, you did credit to the desserts. 537 00:40:00,501 --> 00:40:01,751 I'll be right back. 538 00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:08,376 It's busy. 539 00:40:10,584 --> 00:40:11,834 Hurry up! 540 00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:13,376 Busy! 541 00:40:22,209 --> 00:40:23,459 Beat it! 542 00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:32,001 Do you have a screwdriver? My lock is jammed. 543 00:40:32,209 --> 00:40:35,501 - May I try? - A paper clip will do. 544 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,667 I'll see what I can do. 545 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:42,459 Here's the Captain's penknife. 546 00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:44,001 How nice of him. 547 00:40:49,376 --> 00:40:51,501 The penknife had an accident. 548 00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,709 He was so fond of it. 549 00:40:53,917 --> 00:40:57,292 I'll manage. Tell him I'm sorry. 550 00:41:06,084 --> 00:41:07,751 My attaché case fell? 551 00:41:07,959 --> 00:41:11,584 The compartment opened. Didn't you feel the turbulence? 552 00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:15,667 The lock's ripped off! 553 00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:18,376 It was like that. 554 00:41:18,584 --> 00:41:21,167 A pickpocket with a razor blade. 555 00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:24,251 A Hong Kong speciality. 556 00:41:24,459 --> 00:41:26,417 It doesn't close now. 557 00:41:27,209 --> 00:41:30,542 - Do you have super glue? - No, we don't. 558 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:35,834 It'll be safe here. No one can touch it. 559 00:42:03,917 --> 00:42:05,626 What is it? 560 00:42:06,251 --> 00:42:07,501 What are you doing? 561 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,417 I'm searching. 562 00:42:09,584 --> 00:42:12,834 I'll be needing Bao's passport. 563 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,876 I may forget it tomorrow. 564 00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:18,209 You dropped everything! 565 00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:22,626 No, you kicked your bag in your sleep. 566 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,584 - No way! - I swear! 567 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:27,251 Tell me about your church. 568 00:42:28,251 --> 00:42:31,584 I'd like to make a small donation to thank you. 569 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:36,167 How kind of you. We're trying 570 00:42:36,334 --> 00:42:38,876 to gather some money to repair our steeple. 571 00:42:39,084 --> 00:42:40,209 I'd love to help. 572 00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:45,167 We need 180,000 francs. As of now, we have 11,300. 573 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:47,376 Let's do lunch next week. 574 00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:49,959 I'll see what I can do. 575 00:42:51,334 --> 00:42:52,834 Where's your agenda? 576 00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:55,709 I got rid of it. But I'll remember. 577 00:42:55,917 --> 00:43:00,084 You got rid of the agenda I saw at the airport? 578 00:43:00,292 --> 00:43:03,417 With a humongous Virgin Mary on it? 579 00:43:03,626 --> 00:43:07,001 A humongous Virgin Mary? I never had such an agenda. 580 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:11,251 I saw it! I'm not crazy! I saw it! 581 00:43:11,959 --> 00:43:13,876 Oh, Catherine of Sienna! 582 00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:16,334 Saint Catherine is not the Virgin Mary. 583 00:43:16,542 --> 00:43:19,584 I'm disappointed in you. And Mary wasn't humongous. 584 00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:23,792 I'm not big on Catherine. Where's your damned agenda? 585 00:43:25,792 --> 00:43:27,376 In the hold. 586 00:43:28,501 --> 00:43:30,209 Why do you want it so badly? 587 00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:35,626 Just to write down our appointment! That's what agendas are for. 588 00:43:36,626 --> 00:43:38,417 So it's in the hold? 589 00:43:38,667 --> 00:43:41,834 - It's in this plane, right? - Yes. 590 00:43:42,334 --> 00:43:44,876 Perfect. You should have said so. 591 00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:47,251 "Perfect" is saying a lot. 592 00:43:47,417 --> 00:43:50,626 When I think how much I paid in excess luggage... 593 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:53,417 As long as it gets safely to Paris. 594 00:43:53,584 --> 00:43:55,667 I'll catch some shut-eye. 595 00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:57,209 Nighty-night. 596 00:43:58,626 --> 00:44:00,751 How about our lunch date? 597 00:44:02,251 --> 00:44:04,126 - Our lunch date. - What lunch date? 598 00:44:04,334 --> 00:44:06,876 I have catechism on Wednesdays. 599 00:44:07,084 --> 00:44:09,334 We'll decide tomorrow. 600 00:44:25,334 --> 00:44:26,751 I'm sorry... 601 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:29,126 Carco left for Paris. 602 00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:35,251 Get the money in Paris. 603 00:44:35,584 --> 00:44:37,042 And kill Carco. 604 00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:40,542 My card. 605 00:44:40,751 --> 00:44:43,667 Call me about our steeple. 606 00:44:44,459 --> 00:44:48,876 We'll go through customs, then set a date with your agenda. 607 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:50,501 Saint Catherine... 608 00:44:51,209 --> 00:44:53,084 I can remember a lunch date! 609 00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:56,542 But I'll let you help with our luggage. 610 00:44:56,751 --> 00:44:57,851 Be my guest! 611 00:45:02,126 --> 00:45:04,876 - This too? - My agenda's in it. 612 00:45:05,084 --> 00:45:08,209 - The agenda? I'll take it! - Get a cart. 613 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,542 Let's not waste time! 614 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,251 They're very light. 615 00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,001 Follow Captain Hook! 616 00:45:17,459 --> 00:45:18,876 Stop, please. 617 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,417 I'm coming from Hong Kong with the priest and kids. 618 00:45:22,626 --> 00:45:23,726 Come here. 619 00:45:23,876 --> 00:45:26,501 What could a priest be carrying? Hash? 620 00:45:26,709 --> 00:45:28,792 - We'll see. - A problem? 621 00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,501 - Is this yours? - Yes, my son. 622 00:45:30,709 --> 00:45:31,809 I'm not your son. 623 00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:36,084 What the hell is this? Priest harassment? 624 00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:39,959 You let terrorists through with bombs 625 00:45:40,126 --> 00:45:42,292 and you persecute priests! 626 00:45:42,501 --> 00:45:45,209 He's doing his job. 627 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:46,959 No, he's not! 628 00:45:47,167 --> 00:45:51,626 He's an incompetent ass! He's allergic to the Church! 629 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:53,542 I won't give in! 630 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,376 Watch out or you'll be sorry. 631 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:59,084 I'll say whatever I want. Who'll stop me? 632 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:00,084 Come now... 633 00:46:00,334 --> 00:46:04,167 Father may leave. You, open your bags. 634 00:46:04,376 --> 00:46:06,959 I don't have any. Is that a crime? 635 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,459 Calm down, my son. 636 00:46:08,667 --> 00:46:12,417 - Hong Kong-Paris with no bags? - No, none. 637 00:46:12,626 --> 00:46:14,376 It's true. How odd. 638 00:46:15,626 --> 00:46:18,876 Very odd. Let's go take a closer look. 639 00:46:19,251 --> 00:46:20,501 Don't go away. 640 00:46:20,709 --> 00:46:23,459 - We'll wait outside. - I'll be back. 641 00:46:26,459 --> 00:46:27,917 How did it go? 642 00:46:28,209 --> 00:46:30,626 It was very positive. Wasn't it, kids? 643 00:46:31,751 --> 00:46:35,376 - We slaved away. - Yes, we got some good work done. 644 00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:37,751 Who's the kid's mother? 645 00:46:39,126 --> 00:46:42,167 I'm the uncle, after all! 646 00:46:45,876 --> 00:46:48,626 You're pretty hot in mourning. 647 00:46:48,834 --> 00:46:50,001 Who am I mourning? 648 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:59,751 - Jerome seems happy. - He's a good worker. 649 00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:04,084 What a babe! 650 00:47:04,251 --> 00:47:06,209 Father? I'm his mother. 651 00:47:07,334 --> 00:47:10,292 Mrs Ciccolini... my deepest sympathy. 652 00:47:11,667 --> 00:47:14,084 Hey, I'm Lucky, Antoine's brother. 653 00:47:15,626 --> 00:47:17,251 You're the former seminarist? 654 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,584 What? Oh yeah... 655 00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:22,126 Look. It's your mommy. 656 00:47:24,001 --> 00:47:26,167 What's wrong with him? 657 00:47:26,376 --> 00:47:28,084 He's onto us. 658 00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:30,084 Let me stay with you. 659 00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:33,042 Don't you recognize your mommy? 660 00:47:34,459 --> 00:47:37,001 Don't be silly... 661 00:47:37,167 --> 00:47:38,267 She's not Mommy. 662 00:47:38,459 --> 00:47:39,876 Kiss your mommy. 663 00:47:42,209 --> 00:47:43,309 Why don't you kiss? 664 00:47:44,709 --> 00:47:48,917 I'm not his mother. Antoine made me lie. 665 00:47:49,459 --> 00:47:50,559 Now you know. 666 00:47:50,876 --> 00:47:53,209 I'm sorry, kid. 667 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:55,167 What a circus! 668 00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:58,501 They looked up my ass with a flashlight! 669 00:47:59,834 --> 00:48:01,459 Mommy's here. 670 00:48:04,251 --> 00:48:05,351 You're okay? 671 00:48:05,542 --> 00:48:07,917 - So-so! Remember Gramps? - Gramps? 672 00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:10,542 Forgot already? The one on the bike. 673 00:48:10,834 --> 00:48:13,376 Oh, poor old Gramps... 674 00:48:13,584 --> 00:48:17,626 Don't mention him. I don't want to traumatize Bao. 675 00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:21,959 You're cutting my circulation off. I know the truth. 676 00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:25,584 She's not the mother. You lied. 677 00:48:25,751 --> 00:48:28,626 Yes, I'm divorced and I was scared to tell you. 678 00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:33,001 Luna's my new wife. Lucky's my brother. 679 00:48:33,209 --> 00:48:35,709 I had Bao with my first wife. 680 00:48:36,001 --> 00:48:38,959 I've had two Chinese wives. Chinese are the best! 681 00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:43,459 Bao's mother split when I fell in love with Luna. 682 00:48:43,709 --> 00:48:46,126 Tell him, honey... 683 00:48:46,667 --> 00:48:47,876 Disgusting! 684 00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:49,834 You're all disgusting! 685 00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:54,126 I've been spying on you sleazebags! 686 00:48:54,501 --> 00:48:57,709 Regina, you picked the wrong time to come. 687 00:48:57,917 --> 00:48:59,084 Who is she? 688 00:48:59,292 --> 00:49:02,417 His fiancée, Father. 689 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:04,959 I wasted 8 years on this macho! 690 00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:08,209 Now he's had a baby with this slut 691 00:49:08,417 --> 00:49:11,542 who's only 2 years my junior! 692 00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:13,126 You mean 22. 693 00:49:13,292 --> 00:49:15,792 And with the blessings of a priest! 694 00:49:16,001 --> 00:49:19,209 - What a Church! - Don't blame this poor priest. 695 00:49:19,917 --> 00:49:21,334 Dirty Chink! 696 00:49:21,542 --> 00:49:23,376 You're just a jealous old nag. 697 00:49:23,584 --> 00:49:26,584 Control yourselves in front of this child! 698 00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:28,251 Shut up! 699 00:49:29,751 --> 00:49:33,376 Trust me. I can't explain everything here, 700 00:49:33,584 --> 00:49:35,876 but once you know, you'll be thrilled. 701 00:49:36,084 --> 00:49:40,542 Thrilled to meet your Chinese son? 702 00:49:40,709 --> 00:49:43,709 - We're finished! - Honey! 703 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:46,459 Lying to a priest is disgusting! 704 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:48,792 I thought you were a swell guy! 705 00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:50,667 What a let-down! 706 00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:54,876 You really screwed up big-time! 707 00:49:55,084 --> 00:49:59,959 Stow it! Give me the car keys and go calm Regina! 708 00:50:00,251 --> 00:50:04,001 - Let me talk to Father Zoo! - It's Noze! 709 00:50:04,376 --> 00:50:08,792 With a "z" like "zero"! No, "Zorro", no, "Schnozz"! 710 00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:13,209 - You'll have a hard time explaining. - I won't try. 711 00:50:16,376 --> 00:50:18,584 Now you're stealing from me? 712 00:50:18,751 --> 00:50:20,126 No, this is mine. 713 00:50:20,334 --> 00:50:22,376 I'm calling the police. 714 00:50:23,084 --> 00:50:25,709 I used your agenda to carry something of mine. 715 00:50:25,917 --> 00:50:27,709 Is this wallet yours? No. 716 00:50:28,001 --> 00:50:30,917 One more thing: you're great with kids. 717 00:50:31,084 --> 00:50:34,001 My family life's a wreck. 718 00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:39,084 Keep Bao till I find his mother. 719 00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:41,292 You don't know where she is? 720 00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:44,459 Spare me your sermons. I'm in trouble. 721 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:47,417 I've no time to do unto others. 722 00:50:48,709 --> 00:50:50,667 Will you lend me a Christian hand? 723 00:50:50,876 --> 00:50:53,209 You can't abandon your son! 724 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,167 I'm not. I'm entrusting him to you. 725 00:50:56,376 --> 00:50:58,834 I can't take care of him now. 726 00:50:59,001 --> 00:51:01,417 This is for food. 727 00:51:01,584 --> 00:51:05,667 You're in the charity business. This is a golden opportunity. 728 00:51:08,542 --> 00:51:10,626 I'm doing this for your own good. 729 00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,626 Captain Hook is mean! 730 00:51:15,459 --> 00:51:17,959 You won't get away with this. 731 00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:21,459 - Who'll stop me? - Your conscience. 732 00:51:21,626 --> 00:51:23,751 You can't escape your conscience. 733 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,876 Your life will never be the same! 734 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:30,542 It'll haunt you night and day. 735 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:33,917 Abel's eye watched Cain from within the grave! 736 00:51:52,251 --> 00:51:53,792 I hope there's a lot. 737 00:51:54,001 --> 00:51:56,209 You've been a bad boy. 738 00:51:57,542 --> 00:51:59,001 I'm hearing voices now. 739 00:52:00,001 --> 00:52:03,501 I'll put this in my safe and have a nap. 740 00:52:05,501 --> 00:52:09,334 You've become a bastard, kiddo. 741 00:52:10,042 --> 00:52:12,459 Keep your eyes on the road. 742 00:52:48,334 --> 00:52:50,334 Why did you slam on your brakes? 743 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:52,417 It's him! The guy in there! 744 00:52:52,626 --> 00:52:54,084 He looks like me! 745 00:52:54,251 --> 00:52:55,667 Empty. Was he ejected? 746 00:52:55,876 --> 00:52:57,959 Ejected? My car's fine, asshole! 747 00:52:58,167 --> 00:53:01,334 Watch your tone! You totalled my car! 748 00:53:02,751 --> 00:53:05,334 You braked for no reason. I'm telling the cops! 749 00:53:05,542 --> 00:53:08,542 There's a speed limit and you were tailgating. 750 00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:11,667 That's what I'll tell the cops. 751 00:53:12,584 --> 00:53:15,084 You're being naughty again, kiddo! 752 00:53:15,251 --> 00:53:17,292 There he is! There he is! 753 00:53:19,667 --> 00:53:23,834 He's back! Look at him! He has my nose. 754 00:53:26,334 --> 00:53:28,751 He's floating now! 755 00:53:29,292 --> 00:53:31,251 He needs a breath test! 756 00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,792 Do you hallucinate often? 757 00:53:35,001 --> 00:53:36,251 Never. 758 00:53:36,459 --> 00:53:38,959 - Do you sleep well? - I have jet lag. 759 00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:42,792 Jet lag! That's it! Go home and sleep. 760 00:53:43,209 --> 00:53:45,501 You'll be fine. 761 00:53:45,667 --> 00:53:47,917 Thanks a lot, Doc. 762 00:53:48,084 --> 00:53:50,917 I feel better already. So long, guys. 763 00:53:52,417 --> 00:53:54,917 A doctor can't absolve you. 764 00:53:56,292 --> 00:53:57,417 He's back! 765 00:53:59,417 --> 00:54:02,459 Give up. They can't see or hear me. 766 00:54:02,626 --> 00:54:05,584 I'm your conscience. Your guardian angel. 767 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,584 What now? Another problem? 768 00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:09,459 I'm invisible. 769 00:54:09,667 --> 00:54:12,917 Even if I wanted, they couldn't see me. 770 00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:20,642 You see him again? 771 00:54:21,167 --> 00:54:23,251 Tomorrow I'll be fine. 772 00:54:29,126 --> 00:54:31,251 You can be a nice guy. 773 00:54:33,917 --> 00:54:35,042 Watch this! 774 00:54:50,626 --> 00:54:53,251 Driving fast won't get rid of me. 775 00:54:53,459 --> 00:54:56,501 Remember what Granny taught you. 776 00:54:56,709 --> 00:54:58,501 Do your good deed. 777 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,209 Forgive me. 778 00:55:12,709 --> 00:55:15,584 I'll sit here while you do your good deed. 779 00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:18,251 I made a computer blunder. 780 00:55:19,001 --> 00:55:21,209 I erased all of Mr Peuchot's files. 781 00:55:21,417 --> 00:55:24,042 Computers are complex. Mistakes happen. 782 00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,167 I did it on purpose. 783 00:55:27,042 --> 00:55:30,126 To put the blame on Aurelie. I got her fired. 784 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:33,084 Move... 785 00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:38,167 - How dare you! - You cast a spell on me! 786 00:55:38,376 --> 00:55:40,584 I'm losing my mind! 787 00:55:40,751 --> 00:55:43,042 - Wait your turn. - Shut up! 788 00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:46,917 This is a House of God. Behave. 789 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:49,584 I'll behave after you exorcise me. 790 00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:53,251 Make the visions disappear. 791 00:55:53,501 --> 00:55:55,626 I'm not a witch doctor. 792 00:55:55,834 --> 00:55:58,542 Say 3 "Our Fathers" and 2 "Hail Marys". 793 00:55:58,709 --> 00:56:02,042 You're the one who threatened me! 794 00:56:02,251 --> 00:56:04,876 "Abel's eye" is watching me now! 795 00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:06,792 All the time. 796 00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:09,834 He claims no one can see him. 797 00:56:10,001 --> 00:56:11,751 But that bastard exists! 798 00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:18,751 Is it God or the Devil? Let me confess so he'll go away. 799 00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:21,167 Get in your box and listen! 800 00:56:22,167 --> 00:56:26,417 Giving orders won't help. Beg for God's mercy. 801 00:56:26,876 --> 00:56:30,209 I can't help it if you feel guilty. 802 00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:32,209 I enjoy your suffering. 803 00:56:32,417 --> 00:56:35,459 I refuse to let you confess! 804 00:56:35,626 --> 00:56:40,167 Madam, I'm in no mood for your pitiful office gossip. 805 00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:43,126 Come back tomorrow. 806 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:45,417 You can't just leave! 807 00:56:48,251 --> 00:56:50,459 You really blew him off! 808 00:56:50,792 --> 00:56:52,584 What's that? 809 00:56:52,834 --> 00:56:55,751 And the old hag will stop boring you! 810 00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:03,459 Don't act surprised. You just refused two confessions! 811 00:57:03,667 --> 00:57:07,667 Thumbing your nose at charity is great! 812 00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:09,417 Who are you? 813 00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:18,292 That's better. 814 00:57:19,292 --> 00:57:20,834 Thank you, Lord. 815 00:57:23,042 --> 00:57:24,917 I need an aspirin. 816 00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:26,959 Here I am, sonny! 817 00:57:30,626 --> 00:57:32,667 Open up or I'll knock it down! 818 00:57:36,709 --> 00:57:37,876 Bravo! 819 00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:39,876 Still here? 820 00:57:40,084 --> 00:57:42,334 If I'm bothering you, 821 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:46,209 stop letting money rule your life and I'll disappear. 822 00:57:47,292 --> 00:57:49,751 Remember the sweet kid you used to be. 823 00:57:50,001 --> 00:57:51,292 Bastard! 824 00:58:06,126 --> 00:58:08,167 Father, some nice fresh eggs. 825 00:58:08,501 --> 00:58:09,626 Monster! 826 00:58:11,584 --> 00:58:13,626 It was a mistake. 827 00:58:13,917 --> 00:58:17,667 You didn't respect a dying man's last wishes. 828 00:58:17,834 --> 00:58:19,584 But the kid's safe. 829 00:58:19,751 --> 00:58:24,709 You abandoned the cherub after stealing his money. 830 00:58:24,917 --> 00:58:27,626 They'll find him a nice foster home. 831 00:58:27,834 --> 00:58:30,459 My nightclub is no place for a cherub. 832 00:58:30,667 --> 00:58:33,126 It's time to settle down 833 00:58:33,334 --> 00:58:34,667 and have kids. 834 00:58:34,876 --> 00:58:36,917 I'll set you on the right path. 835 00:58:37,126 --> 00:58:39,542 - What if I refuse? - I'd be discouraged. 836 00:58:39,751 --> 00:58:41,542 Discouraged, okay... 837 00:58:41,709 --> 00:58:45,167 but will I be punished? 838 00:58:45,334 --> 00:58:47,084 I'm just your conscience. 839 00:58:47,292 --> 00:58:49,334 - I'm not violent. - No punishment? 840 00:58:50,751 --> 00:58:53,709 - I can't hurt you. - Then I don't care. 841 00:58:53,917 --> 00:58:55,251 Back to the kid's money. 842 00:58:57,376 --> 00:59:00,292 I'll dry your feet with this. 843 00:59:07,251 --> 00:59:09,751 He tried to electrocute me! 844 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:13,001 - Murderer! - It was a mistake. It wasn't me! 845 00:59:13,251 --> 00:59:14,667 Who then? Me? 846 00:59:17,042 --> 00:59:19,542 I scared the shit out of you! 847 00:59:19,709 --> 00:59:22,917 - Satan, why me? - I'm the Angel of Temptation. 848 00:59:23,167 --> 00:59:26,501 I'm with the tennis freak. I go when he does. 849 00:59:26,709 --> 00:59:27,809 What tennis freak? 850 00:59:28,126 --> 00:59:29,626 The bigamist's angel. 851 00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:31,709 Mr Ciccolini has a guardian angel? 852 00:59:31,959 --> 00:59:34,334 He's the good one, I'm the bad one. 853 00:59:34,584 --> 00:59:37,709 - Lord, I've gone crazy. - We'll have a blast! 854 00:59:37,917 --> 00:59:39,709 Look at that babe! 855 00:59:42,584 --> 00:59:43,684 Scandalous! 856 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:45,709 Cute bottom! 857 00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:51,251 So do we hear his confesssion or peek up skirts? 858 00:59:51,501 --> 00:59:52,917 His confession! 859 00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:57,834 I don't even have his address. 860 00:59:58,084 --> 01:00:00,667 No sweat! I know where he is. 861 01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:02,834 Hey, bro. 862 01:00:03,084 --> 01:00:04,459 Regina just slapped Luna. 863 01:00:04,667 --> 01:00:07,459 - I'm coming. - What is it, kiddo? 864 01:00:07,667 --> 01:00:08,767 Shut up, asshole. 865 01:00:10,751 --> 01:00:14,626 Mr Carco, I can take Regina's place. 866 01:00:14,792 --> 01:00:16,751 I know her play-back by heart. 867 01:00:18,459 --> 01:00:21,042 Regina's in your office, spewing insults. 868 01:00:21,209 --> 01:00:24,542 Tell Marise to call René at Interpol. 869 01:00:24,709 --> 01:00:26,959 Have him get the address 870 01:00:27,417 --> 01:00:29,959 of Lily Wong. She's somewhere in Brussels. 871 01:00:31,459 --> 01:00:33,751 Who's "pussycat"? If it's not Luna, 872 01:00:33,959 --> 01:00:35,917 who's the Hong Kong mama? 873 01:00:36,084 --> 01:00:39,792 I have jet lag and an ectoplasmic mass is chasing me. 874 01:00:40,126 --> 01:00:41,226 I'm tired. 875 01:00:41,251 --> 01:00:44,167 Then get a new life. You've already ruined mine! 876 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:52,001 - My Toulouse-Lautrec! - I'll kill myself! 877 01:00:59,209 --> 01:01:01,876 We're not even high enough. 878 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:03,751 That's what you think! 879 01:01:03,959 --> 01:01:05,059 Hands up! 880 01:01:11,417 --> 01:01:13,209 - The money! - No way! 881 01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:15,292 Wasn't killing Sticky enough? 882 01:01:15,542 --> 01:01:19,834 He robbed Mr Mo and dishonored his niece, Lily Wong. 883 01:01:20,042 --> 01:01:21,459 She's his niece? 884 01:01:28,126 --> 01:01:31,042 Take that! Tell Mr Mo I'll get him busted! 885 01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:34,042 - You'll kill him! - Let me go! 886 01:01:34,251 --> 01:01:36,167 Thou shalt not kill. 887 01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:40,584 What an ass! 888 01:01:45,584 --> 01:01:46,876 Thanks for the garbage! 889 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,584 This can't be it. 890 01:01:55,042 --> 01:01:56,251 It's a nightclub. 891 01:01:56,459 --> 01:01:58,959 It's the address you gave me. 892 01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:01,001 It was worth it! 893 01:02:01,209 --> 01:02:04,876 You were less uptight as a kid, playing doctor with Magali. 894 01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:07,667 I never played with Magali. 895 01:02:07,876 --> 01:02:11,876 Who cares who you played with? Just pay the fare. 896 01:02:20,167 --> 01:02:22,251 I don't do reservations. 897 01:02:22,792 --> 01:02:26,334 - Look at those torpedoes! - Shut up! 898 01:02:27,251 --> 01:02:28,876 Where is Mr Ciccolini? 899 01:02:30,251 --> 01:02:32,751 - How rude. - But hot stuff! 900 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:35,167 Shut your trap! 901 01:02:35,376 --> 01:02:37,876 Who's the dick interrupting rehearsals? 902 01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:39,209 I am. 903 01:02:39,417 --> 01:02:41,292 - What? - Mr Ciccolini please. 904 01:02:57,709 --> 01:02:59,709 The address you wanted in Brussels. 905 01:02:59,876 --> 01:03:02,167 Lily lives with a painter. 906 01:03:02,376 --> 01:03:06,084 They're as decadent as you can get. 907 01:03:10,709 --> 01:03:12,959 Know any Ciccolinis? 908 01:03:13,167 --> 01:03:17,126 This is no place for you, Father. 909 01:03:17,834 --> 01:03:20,626 - Why are you in this joint? - And you? 910 01:03:20,834 --> 01:03:24,084 Uhh... a connection of mine. 911 01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:32,334 - Why are you here? - Luna asked me to come. 912 01:03:32,626 --> 01:03:35,917 She's the third on the left. 913 01:03:36,584 --> 01:03:39,459 Your second wife. The fake mother. 914 01:03:39,667 --> 01:03:42,876 - She wants my opinion. - About what? 915 01:03:43,126 --> 01:03:44,792 Her new number. Very arty. 916 01:03:45,042 --> 01:03:46,834 But they're topless. 917 01:03:47,251 --> 01:03:49,251 You let your new wife dance naked? 918 01:03:49,501 --> 01:03:52,292 She's not my new wife yet. 919 01:03:52,459 --> 01:03:54,876 I'm with someone else now. 920 01:03:55,126 --> 01:03:57,792 The boy's mother? Your first wife? 921 01:03:58,126 --> 01:04:00,084 No, Regina. 922 01:04:00,251 --> 01:04:03,542 That gorgeous bombshell you saw at the airport. 923 01:04:03,876 --> 01:04:05,501 So you're a trigamist? 924 01:04:05,751 --> 01:04:08,376 I have the problems of one but not the pleasures. 925 01:04:08,626 --> 01:04:10,376 This is all so despicable. 926 01:04:10,626 --> 01:04:13,001 And a child is caught in the middle! 927 01:04:13,251 --> 01:04:15,667 Stop preaching! What do you want? 928 01:04:16,126 --> 01:04:19,126 Your son has a strep throat. 929 01:04:19,292 --> 01:04:23,501 He must have caught it during your show-down at the airport. 930 01:04:23,876 --> 01:04:26,417 He has a fever and wants his mommy. 931 01:04:26,709 --> 01:04:29,751 And he claims you're dead. Need I say more? 932 01:04:29,959 --> 01:04:32,876 I'm here to find his mother. 933 01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:36,876 Stay out of his life. 934 01:04:37,126 --> 01:04:40,251 Can't you see he's trying to help? 935 01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:43,501 Shut your face! 936 01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:45,834 - Kiddo... - Shit! 937 01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:50,417 Mind your tongue! I'm sick of you and your harem! 938 01:04:52,834 --> 01:04:55,876 The police will find Mrs Ciccolini's address. 939 01:04:56,042 --> 01:04:59,376 I'll give you it after the rehearsal. 940 01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:03,501 - Take Zoo to the manager's office. - Whose? 941 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:07,417 The manager's! The manager's office! 942 01:05:10,209 --> 01:05:14,459 You came to confess earlier. I was wrong to refuse. 943 01:05:14,876 --> 01:05:17,376 The biggest sinners have priority. 944 01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:20,084 You can even confess here. 945 01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:23,542 A guardian angel's bothering you. 946 01:05:23,709 --> 01:05:27,876 If you confess, he may leave us in peace. 947 01:05:28,376 --> 01:05:31,876 Now you're talking! I'll help the owner set up. 948 01:05:32,042 --> 01:05:33,542 I'll wait. 949 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:57,626 Your priest is bored stiff. He's had five coffees. 950 01:05:57,834 --> 01:06:00,334 Have a look, Hervé. 951 01:06:00,542 --> 01:06:03,126 - Sexy underwear! - Pervert! 952 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:05,501 - I prefer the real thing! - Stay put! 953 01:06:07,667 --> 01:06:08,834 Filthy devil! 954 01:06:12,459 --> 01:06:14,667 Here I come, girls! 955 01:06:17,334 --> 01:06:18,434 He can't! 956 01:06:20,751 --> 01:06:22,417 God, help me stop this! 957 01:06:25,834 --> 01:06:26,934 Thank you, Lord. 958 01:06:27,001 --> 01:06:29,417 Join the fun! 959 01:06:31,251 --> 01:06:34,001 Shame on you! 960 01:06:34,209 --> 01:06:36,126 Cool! 961 01:06:38,834 --> 01:06:40,459 I'll wring your neck! 962 01:06:41,459 --> 01:06:42,559 Come back! 963 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,167 Your priest went haywire! 964 01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:49,917 He's nuts! 965 01:06:55,876 --> 01:06:57,126 Missed! 966 01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:03,917 I'm sorry. Have some champagne on the house. 967 01:07:04,126 --> 01:07:06,959 - Sex fiend! - I almost got him! 968 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:09,292 Shame on you! 969 01:07:09,501 --> 01:07:11,876 Next number! 970 01:07:14,917 --> 01:07:16,017 Don't move. 971 01:07:30,001 --> 01:07:32,709 Do girls make you go crazy? 972 01:07:32,917 --> 01:07:35,126 I thought I saw someone I knew. 973 01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:37,292 You broke an expensive table. 974 01:07:41,459 --> 01:07:43,626 - Write the owner a check. - Who is he? 975 01:07:45,292 --> 01:07:49,042 Someone I know. A great guy. Give him 1000. 976 01:07:51,542 --> 01:07:53,459 The Chinese, boss! 977 01:07:53,626 --> 01:07:55,501 You call your husband "boss"? 978 01:07:57,042 --> 01:07:58,834 They're shooting! 979 01:08:00,459 --> 01:08:03,542 Police? Carco's is being stormed. 980 01:08:03,751 --> 01:08:05,834 Chinese gangsters are after me! 981 01:08:06,042 --> 01:08:08,667 Hurry! We need help! 982 01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:11,876 Do you own this place? 983 01:08:12,084 --> 01:08:14,584 There are more coming! 984 01:08:15,001 --> 01:08:16,959 Come on! 985 01:08:21,209 --> 01:08:22,667 Am I squashing you? 986 01:08:22,876 --> 01:08:24,459 - I'm fine. - Really? 987 01:08:24,667 --> 01:08:25,767 When in Rome... 988 01:08:26,584 --> 01:08:29,001 Next time: corpses. You have 48 hours. 989 01:08:29,959 --> 01:08:33,834 - I feel like there are 3 of us. - Go for it. 990 01:08:34,042 --> 01:08:36,709 Rub her boobs if you're man enough. 991 01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:39,084 - Shut up. - I didn't talk. 992 01:08:39,542 --> 01:08:41,626 I know you didn't. 993 01:08:54,417 --> 01:08:56,626 It'll relax her. 994 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,792 I'm not listening. Talk dirty if you like. 995 01:09:00,417 --> 01:09:03,459 I don't want to talk dirty, Father. 996 01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:06,584 A simple misunderstanding. 997 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,876 I'm sorry. I slipped on a shoe. 998 01:09:12,042 --> 01:09:13,917 Damned shoes! 999 01:09:14,126 --> 01:09:17,001 Take that, stupid shoe! 1000 01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:20,251 It's indecent to have so many shoes. 1001 01:09:26,417 --> 01:09:28,251 - Are they gone? - What's this? 1002 01:09:28,459 --> 01:09:30,834 We hid. A Chinaman came in your office. 1003 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:33,126 It was the Chinamen. 1004 01:09:33,292 --> 01:09:34,542 My shoes! 1005 01:09:34,751 --> 01:09:37,542 What did you do to my shoes? 1006 01:09:37,751 --> 01:09:39,167 Look, boss! 1007 01:09:39,334 --> 01:09:40,959 This is the Far West! 1008 01:09:41,167 --> 01:09:42,292 Are you in the mob? 1009 01:09:42,459 --> 01:09:44,542 No, showbiz. Do I look like a mobster? 1010 01:09:46,292 --> 01:09:48,001 I don't trust you anymore. 1011 01:09:48,167 --> 01:09:50,917 You're not a good Christian, but a bad liar. 1012 01:09:51,292 --> 01:09:52,667 Go home, sugar. 1013 01:09:52,876 --> 01:09:57,876 If I said I ran a cabaret, what would you have said? 1014 01:09:59,042 --> 01:10:00,142 'Night, boss. 1015 01:10:02,376 --> 01:10:05,501 "The first will be the last, and the last the first." 1016 01:10:05,709 --> 01:10:07,126 You're lucky. 1017 01:10:07,334 --> 01:10:09,459 You're the last of the last. 1018 01:10:10,251 --> 01:10:13,959 - The cops. - I hope you're up to it, Lucky. 1019 01:10:14,209 --> 01:10:16,709 I have some business to settle with Father. 1020 01:10:16,917 --> 01:10:18,292 What business? 1021 01:10:20,167 --> 01:10:23,084 - I wasn't here tonight. - Gee thanks. 1022 01:10:24,001 --> 01:10:25,917 Why are you running? 1023 01:10:26,126 --> 01:10:29,292 The danger's elsewhere now. 1024 01:10:30,542 --> 01:10:32,542 They're after my son. 1025 01:10:32,751 --> 01:10:35,042 - Where's Bao? - With my folks. 1026 01:10:36,459 --> 01:10:40,667 We better find him before he's kidnapped. 1027 01:10:49,126 --> 01:10:50,667 Is something wrong? 1028 01:10:51,167 --> 01:10:52,459 I'm shaken. 1029 01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:57,126 Have some Schnapps. 1030 01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:02,709 Don't puke. 1031 01:11:04,709 --> 01:11:06,001 I prefer root beer. 1032 01:11:06,209 --> 01:11:10,626 I behaved disgracefully with your shoes. 1033 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:12,417 You were just scared. 1034 01:11:12,626 --> 01:11:15,751 How does your son fit into this? 1035 01:11:15,959 --> 01:11:19,417 His mother's the niece of a Chinese mobster. 1036 01:11:20,126 --> 01:11:22,292 It's getting better and better! 1037 01:11:24,167 --> 01:11:28,251 Where's your goddamned Christian tolerance? 1038 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:33,876 Don't make him feel guilty! 1039 01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:35,209 Go to hell! 1040 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,517 Nothing. 1041 01:11:36,917 --> 01:11:38,017 Trust the boss... 1042 01:11:38,584 --> 01:11:40,042 What boss? 1043 01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:43,667 Are you with Luna? 1044 01:11:43,876 --> 01:11:47,292 No, with Father... Hervé. We're going to his place. 1045 01:11:47,501 --> 01:11:49,834 You're sleeping at a priest's! 1046 01:11:50,251 --> 01:11:51,751 You exhaust me. 1047 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:54,501 I'll burn the Jag and gas myself in it. 1048 01:11:54,709 --> 01:11:57,042 - Blackmail. - I'll drink bleach! 1049 01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:59,626 You'll see if it's blackmail. 1050 01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:04,292 Is something wrong? 1051 01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:07,417 If she thinks I'll give in, she's mistaken. 1052 01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:10,251 You chose to live in the fast lane. 1053 01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:19,626 We're making a U-turn? 1054 01:12:20,209 --> 01:12:22,709 If she dies, I'll never forgive myself. 1055 01:12:28,084 --> 01:12:31,292 She did it! She burnt the Jag! 1056 01:12:31,501 --> 01:12:33,834 The extinguisher! 1057 01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:36,709 - Oh my God! - A fortune! 1058 01:12:39,667 --> 01:12:40,792 Antoine, I'm here! 1059 01:12:41,001 --> 01:12:42,834 She's alive! Put it out! 1060 01:12:43,042 --> 01:12:44,142 Hurry! 1061 01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:50,209 It doesn't work! 1062 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:56,709 Darn! 1063 01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:03,292 A Chinese gang did it! 1064 01:13:03,501 --> 01:13:05,292 - Call the cops! - No! 1065 01:13:05,501 --> 01:13:08,209 - Why? - It's about Hong Kong. 1066 01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:11,126 I'll save the tutus. 1067 01:13:12,834 --> 01:13:14,876 The costumes. 1068 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,376 Oh darn! 1069 01:13:32,167 --> 01:13:33,751 Oh darn! 1070 01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:45,126 This is horrible! 1071 01:13:49,084 --> 01:13:50,917 What an unholy mess! 1072 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:57,584 Carco, I deserve an explanation! 1073 01:13:57,751 --> 01:13:59,542 Pack a small bag. 1074 01:13:59,751 --> 01:14:01,042 What's going on? 1075 01:14:01,251 --> 01:14:04,167 - You're in danger here. - But why? 1076 01:14:04,542 --> 01:14:06,084 It's your son's fault! 1077 01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:09,876 He's the son of an old pal from Hong Kong. 1078 01:14:10,084 --> 01:14:12,834 - Pussycat? - I know you don't believe me. 1079 01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:15,584 Pussycat's a buddy, not a woman. 1080 01:14:15,751 --> 01:14:18,459 And you two buddies had a baby? 1081 01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:20,709 - I'm no dingbat! - It's true! 1082 01:14:20,917 --> 01:14:26,584 You never call anyone "pussycat", especially guys. 1083 01:14:26,792 --> 01:14:30,334 20 years ago, we were hanging out in Asia. 1084 01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:33,959 We called each other "pussycat" as a joke. 1085 01:14:34,167 --> 01:14:35,876 Back then, it was cool! 1086 01:14:38,126 --> 01:14:40,792 If "pussycat" exists, introduce me. 1087 01:14:41,001 --> 01:14:42,376 He's dead! 1088 01:14:43,334 --> 01:14:47,334 You're in over your head! 1089 01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:53,084 Something's burning. What's he done? 1090 01:14:56,751 --> 01:14:59,709 Pussycat, everything's on fire! 1091 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:04,042 Another fire mysteriously started next door! 1092 01:15:05,792 --> 01:15:09,792 You need professional help now. 1093 01:15:10,001 --> 01:15:11,834 No! Get the hose. 1094 01:15:12,334 --> 01:15:14,626 I'll get an extinguisher. 1095 01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:18,209 I'm done here. I'm off to the neighbors now. 1096 01:15:18,417 --> 01:15:20,792 Stop it, dirty devil! 1097 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:23,417 I'll stop you! 1098 01:15:23,626 --> 01:15:27,709 You called him "pussycat". So it's him! 1099 01:15:27,876 --> 01:15:30,376 You've flipped your lid... He's a priest! 1100 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:34,709 Swear it's not him. 1101 01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:37,917 Careful! You can't accuse that priest... 1102 01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:40,709 - Swear. - I can't. 1103 01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:44,542 Covering up for a priest who had a baby! 1104 01:15:45,292 --> 01:15:48,126 If you knew how shocked he was! 1105 01:15:48,334 --> 01:15:51,876 Hervé had a Chinese girlfriend before he was ordained. 1106 01:15:52,792 --> 01:15:56,626 And last week, he learned Bao was his son. 1107 01:15:57,042 --> 01:16:01,209 - I took the rap. - Kiddo, don't lie! 1108 01:16:04,417 --> 01:16:06,001 Stow it! 1109 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:09,209 Don't judge a book by its cover. 1110 01:16:09,376 --> 01:16:12,584 - He's a great priest. - So I see... 1111 01:16:12,792 --> 01:16:14,917 Take this! 1112 01:16:15,126 --> 01:16:18,709 Why are you watering my pool? 1113 01:16:19,292 --> 01:16:21,626 - You're crazy! - What a creep... 1114 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:25,001 - I'll get you! - Just try! 1115 01:16:25,376 --> 01:16:27,126 I got you! 1116 01:16:27,334 --> 01:16:28,501 My roses! 1117 01:16:30,334 --> 01:16:32,334 The neighbors' house! 1118 01:16:38,209 --> 01:16:39,309 What's wrong? 1119 01:16:50,209 --> 01:16:51,834 Burning my house is one thing. 1120 01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:54,251 But why did they burn the neighbors'? 1121 01:16:57,501 --> 01:17:01,709 When I was struggling with that hose, I thought you should confess. 1122 01:17:01,917 --> 01:17:03,626 Not now, pussycat. 1123 01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:06,251 You call me "pussycat" now? 1124 01:17:15,167 --> 01:17:16,584 Keep it quiet... 1125 01:17:17,584 --> 01:17:19,501 I hate to bother your family. 1126 01:17:19,709 --> 01:17:22,417 They're warm people with big hearts. 1127 01:17:25,001 --> 01:17:26,542 What's that racket? 1128 01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:31,042 It's Bao's father and one of his friends. 1129 01:17:31,251 --> 01:17:32,626 They've come for him. 1130 01:17:32,834 --> 01:17:35,334 You can't wake him! He's sick! 1131 01:17:35,542 --> 01:17:37,001 He needs sleep. 1132 01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:40,876 Is this ruckus almost over? 1133 01:17:41,084 --> 01:17:43,251 Remember Lise is pregnant. 1134 01:17:43,459 --> 01:17:46,834 Thank you. This is an emergency. 1135 01:17:47,792 --> 01:17:51,959 Your brother's right. If Pops wakes up... 1136 01:17:53,376 --> 01:17:56,959 - Who is it? - It's me, Pops. 1137 01:17:58,917 --> 01:18:00,459 With more homeless? 1138 01:18:00,667 --> 01:18:05,501 Bao's father and a friend. They'll sleep in separate beds. 1139 01:18:06,834 --> 01:18:08,001 Who's the broad? 1140 01:18:09,459 --> 01:18:11,584 And he acts the prude... 1141 01:18:11,792 --> 01:18:13,876 Separate rooms for unmarried couples. 1142 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:18,917 At your place, you do as you please. But here... 1143 01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:22,876 If your family knew everything, they'd be floored. 1144 01:18:23,084 --> 01:18:25,001 - Why? - Because. 1145 01:18:27,042 --> 01:18:29,126 Pops is yelling like... a madman! 1146 01:18:29,792 --> 01:18:31,917 - Hello. - What a babe! 1147 01:18:32,084 --> 01:18:35,126 Go to bed! He's my nephew. 1148 01:18:35,334 --> 01:18:39,251 He's a student in economics. 1149 01:18:39,459 --> 01:18:41,334 Pussycat, can we eat? 1150 01:18:41,542 --> 01:18:44,292 My stomach's gurgling like crazy. 1151 01:18:44,501 --> 01:18:47,959 Let me show you your room first. 1152 01:18:50,876 --> 01:18:54,001 Pops naps here. You'll sleep like a log. 1153 01:18:54,167 --> 01:18:55,751 Let's go eat. 1154 01:19:00,709 --> 01:19:03,376 A nice midnight snack. 1155 01:19:08,126 --> 01:19:11,834 Mother makes pickles every 5 years. Enjoy them. 1156 01:19:12,042 --> 01:19:14,501 - Not for me. - I'll have yours. 1157 01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:17,376 The water here is sparkling fresh. 1158 01:19:17,542 --> 01:19:20,209 I saw a bottle of beer in the fridge. 1159 01:19:20,417 --> 01:19:25,876 That's Pops' special treat. It's off-limits. 1160 01:19:28,334 --> 01:19:29,459 Let's dig in. 1161 01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:32,667 - All this talk has made me hungry. - No bread? 1162 01:19:34,209 --> 01:19:38,292 We'll lend Bao a coat so he won't catch cold. 1163 01:19:38,709 --> 01:19:41,334 He'll be thrilled to see your ex-wife. 1164 01:19:41,542 --> 01:19:44,876 - Ex-wife? - He was kidding. 1165 01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:47,542 Let's shut up and eat. 1166 01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:52,626 Tell her that the boy's mother, 1167 01:19:52,834 --> 01:19:56,084 your first wife, lives in Brussels. 1168 01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,584 Thanks, pal. 1169 01:20:04,501 --> 01:20:07,709 He's a real bastard, Father. 1170 01:20:08,209 --> 01:20:12,209 He told everyone you're Bao's father. 1171 01:20:14,542 --> 01:20:16,334 - What? - She's out for revenge. 1172 01:20:19,917 --> 01:20:23,084 No! Shit! Damn and darn! 1173 01:20:24,626 --> 01:20:28,001 A lie like that could ruin me. 1174 01:20:28,917 --> 01:20:32,792 She's Italian. A jealous feline. 1175 01:20:33,001 --> 01:20:36,626 She can turn into a hellcat! Don't listen. 1176 01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:40,042 You know women! 1177 01:20:40,251 --> 01:20:42,417 Who did that? 1178 01:20:42,626 --> 01:20:45,334 I did. I'm sorry. It slipped. 1179 01:20:46,792 --> 01:20:51,126 Never mind. Go to bed. Don't slam the doors. 1180 01:20:52,876 --> 01:20:54,292 A little angel. 1181 01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:58,334 What a cute kid. 1182 01:20:59,334 --> 01:21:01,417 Cute as a button. 1183 01:21:04,042 --> 01:21:05,292 Welcome, Mr Mo. 1184 01:21:19,501 --> 01:21:22,167 Take me to the train station. 1185 01:21:22,376 --> 01:21:24,792 - What about Brussels? - I'm going to mamma's! 1186 01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,101 Are you crazy? 1187 01:21:27,667 --> 01:21:29,542 I'm sick of these lies! 1188 01:21:29,751 --> 01:21:31,834 He's not my kid. 1189 01:21:32,042 --> 01:21:34,751 The only woman I care about is you. 1190 01:21:34,959 --> 01:21:37,584 I had a lousy night's sleep. 1191 01:21:37,792 --> 01:21:40,626 This washing machine made the walls shake. 1192 01:21:41,417 --> 01:21:45,167 I won't sleep with you anymore until we're married. 1193 01:21:45,376 --> 01:21:47,667 - Just like that? - Exactly. 1194 01:21:48,292 --> 01:21:49,917 Are you sick? 1195 01:21:51,876 --> 01:21:55,334 - Anyone home? - They went to mass. 1196 01:21:55,501 --> 01:21:57,751 That awful brother's upstairs. 1197 01:21:57,917 --> 01:22:00,667 - You're here? - Feeling better? 1198 01:22:00,876 --> 01:22:02,167 Much. 1199 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:05,084 You'll see mommy soon. Pack your bag. 1200 01:22:05,292 --> 01:22:07,042 I'll be right back. 1201 01:22:14,584 --> 01:22:16,834 Bao's going to Brussels today. 1202 01:22:51,709 --> 01:22:55,001 No thanks. I have some bad news. 1203 01:22:58,834 --> 01:23:00,292 - Carco? - Where's Bao? 1204 01:23:00,501 --> 01:23:04,042 It's Bao and the Noze brother in return for the money. 1205 01:23:04,251 --> 01:23:07,084 - I need to get it. - I'll call back. 1206 01:23:07,626 --> 01:23:10,084 If you call the cops, they're dead. 1207 01:23:16,542 --> 01:23:20,417 - I'm calling the police. - Are you insane? 1208 01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:25,584 The Triad will waste your brother. 1209 01:23:25,792 --> 01:23:27,417 Don't knuckle under! 1210 01:23:27,626 --> 01:23:31,709 We'll shoot lead through their rice bellies! 1211 01:23:31,917 --> 01:23:33,876 Spare us your racist remarks. 1212 01:23:35,126 --> 01:23:38,001 Look what happened with the Viet Cong. 1213 01:23:38,209 --> 01:23:41,751 You're a bunch of cowards! 1214 01:23:42,292 --> 01:23:44,501 - Do you have the 15 million? - Do you? 1215 01:23:44,709 --> 01:23:47,959 - Of course not. - It's hopeless! They'll die! 1216 01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:55,042 Isn't Mr Mo your ex-wife's uncle? 1217 01:23:55,584 --> 01:23:56,876 Your uncle? 1218 01:23:57,084 --> 01:24:00,251 My wife left me. I have to find her in Brussels 1219 01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:03,417 to get Mr Mo's address. 1220 01:24:03,626 --> 01:24:06,334 I'll bring everyone back safe and sound. 1221 01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:07,792 This is mob talk! 1222 01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:09,751 Listen, pussycat... 1223 01:24:09,917 --> 01:24:13,584 Stop calling me pussycat! I'm not your pussycat! 1224 01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:18,417 What is it, Pops? 1225 01:24:18,626 --> 01:24:20,667 Your friend may need this. 1226 01:24:20,876 --> 01:24:23,376 It's all they understand. 1227 01:24:23,542 --> 01:24:26,126 The Vietnam War's over. 1228 01:24:26,334 --> 01:24:29,126 It serves your brother right. 1229 01:24:29,834 --> 01:24:30,934 Shut up! 1230 01:24:31,709 --> 01:24:33,167 I'm your grandfather! 1231 01:24:33,376 --> 01:24:37,251 I'll give him my rifle myself. 1232 01:24:37,417 --> 01:24:39,209 I wasn't talking to you! 1233 01:24:39,376 --> 01:24:42,292 And I doubt Mr Ciccolini will want your peashooter! 1234 01:24:45,417 --> 01:24:47,001 I'm coming! 1235 01:24:48,459 --> 01:24:50,334 I'll break my neck! 1236 01:25:03,667 --> 01:25:05,084 What an ass! 1237 01:25:12,667 --> 01:25:13,792 He tried to ice me! 1238 01:25:14,001 --> 01:25:15,876 It was an accident. 1239 01:25:16,084 --> 01:25:19,126 - It grazed your calf. - I like my calf! 1240 01:25:19,334 --> 01:25:21,417 Drive faster! 1241 01:25:21,792 --> 01:25:25,167 The fastest car I ever drove was a Daihatsu Charade. 1242 01:25:36,584 --> 01:25:38,667 They'll be back at 7. 1243 01:25:39,251 --> 01:25:42,709 He was in a daze. Sister Morphine, I bet. 1244 01:25:43,626 --> 01:25:45,667 Sister Morphine? Great... 1245 01:25:50,251 --> 01:25:52,834 Glad to see your ex-wife again? 1246 01:25:53,042 --> 01:25:56,084 Don't mention our marriage to her. 1247 01:25:56,292 --> 01:26:01,292 That guy said her boyfriend's jealous. Don't blunder. 1248 01:26:06,917 --> 01:26:08,376 Leave your bag. 1249 01:26:09,542 --> 01:26:13,334 Fancy cars are a target for thieves. 1250 01:26:13,542 --> 01:26:17,167 - So you forgive them? - Luxury is tempting. 1251 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:21,084 Hitchhike then. I'm not slumming it. 1252 01:26:21,292 --> 01:26:25,501 Why humiliate a man who chose to walk in sandals? 1253 01:26:25,709 --> 01:26:28,584 Nag, nag, nag! 1254 01:26:35,126 --> 01:26:38,834 What a classy chassis! Good thing we came! 1255 01:26:40,376 --> 01:26:42,459 What a fox! 1256 01:26:52,834 --> 01:26:54,876 Who's the asshole? 1257 01:26:55,084 --> 01:26:56,709 I wasn't aiming at you! 1258 01:26:56,876 --> 01:26:59,584 You bible-thumping faggot! 1259 01:26:59,751 --> 01:27:01,042 Come now... 1260 01:27:01,251 --> 01:27:02,959 He wasn't aiming at you. 1261 01:27:03,167 --> 01:27:04,417 Did I ask you, fatso? 1262 01:27:05,417 --> 01:27:06,834 "Fatso"? 1263 01:27:11,334 --> 01:27:15,709 I'm the owner. Please leave. We don't like violence here. 1264 01:27:16,751 --> 01:27:18,334 Interpol sent us. 1265 01:27:18,542 --> 01:27:20,167 Where's Lily Wong? 1266 01:27:20,376 --> 01:27:22,667 You're a cop? The priest too, I bet! 1267 01:27:24,126 --> 01:27:25,584 He's my sidekick. 1268 01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:29,917 I use him for Extreme Unction, when necessary. 1269 01:27:30,751 --> 01:27:32,251 Follow me. 1270 01:27:44,917 --> 01:27:47,251 I'm not with Lily anymore. 1271 01:27:47,459 --> 01:27:49,709 She's in detox. 1272 01:27:49,917 --> 01:27:52,501 She couldn't live without her kid. 1273 01:27:52,709 --> 01:27:55,209 She's clean now. Leave her alone. 1274 01:27:55,417 --> 01:27:58,084 - Where is she? - A clinic in Jemmapes. 1275 01:27:58,292 --> 01:27:59,392 Want the number? 1276 01:28:00,501 --> 01:28:03,084 Why didn't we go straight there? 1277 01:28:03,292 --> 01:28:05,542 I'm calling the doctor in 10 minutes. 1278 01:28:05,751 --> 01:28:08,751 And there are no late-night restaurants there. 1279 01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:10,167 How can you eat? 1280 01:28:10,376 --> 01:28:12,792 Just thinking of my brother and Bao... 1281 01:28:13,001 --> 01:28:15,876 I'm hungry as hell. Is the chicken stew copious? 1282 01:28:16,084 --> 01:28:17,709 - Of course. - I'll take it. 1283 01:28:17,917 --> 01:28:20,459 - An endive salad. - Chicory, you mean. 1284 01:28:21,001 --> 01:28:22,459 Just a plain salad. 1285 01:28:22,667 --> 01:28:24,417 It's served with tripe. 1286 01:28:25,376 --> 01:28:27,917 - Or brains. - That too. 1287 01:28:28,126 --> 01:28:29,709 And a beer. 1288 01:28:30,209 --> 01:28:32,042 A pitcher! 1289 01:28:32,251 --> 01:28:33,351 Tap water for me. 1290 01:28:34,542 --> 01:28:36,876 Save me the last praline puff. 1291 01:28:39,167 --> 01:28:40,959 I'm calling about Lily Wong. 1292 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:44,792 I'm her late husband's friend. I have her son. 1293 01:28:45,001 --> 01:28:47,751 I'm with Father Zoo. He knows the child too. 1294 01:28:47,959 --> 01:28:50,584 He's big on junkies. 1295 01:28:52,376 --> 01:28:54,376 I mean, drug addicts. 1296 01:28:55,376 --> 01:28:58,917 - Here's his puff. We're closing. - He's coming. 1297 01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:01,917 - Dessert menu? - I'm full. 1298 01:29:14,209 --> 01:29:15,709 Dig in. 1299 01:29:15,917 --> 01:29:17,792 You always loved puffs! 1300 01:29:18,001 --> 01:29:21,542 - You're wasting your time. - As yummy as Granny's! 1301 01:29:23,376 --> 01:29:26,001 Take a bite! Just to compare. 1302 01:29:26,626 --> 01:29:29,751 He'll thank you. He has high cholesterol. 1303 01:29:29,959 --> 01:29:31,709 Look at this cream. 1304 01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:34,709 Might as well eat it. 1305 01:29:42,209 --> 01:29:45,292 He'll let her out if we take care of her. 1306 01:29:46,209 --> 01:29:49,417 - I played up your being a priest. - Good for you! 1307 01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:53,126 I'll eat my puff, then we'll go. 1308 01:29:53,876 --> 01:29:59,126 I already asked. They had to give it to a regular. 1309 01:29:59,334 --> 01:30:02,292 Let's go. They're closing. 1310 01:30:02,501 --> 01:30:05,251 Sit back down! I reserved it! 1311 01:30:05,459 --> 01:30:08,542 - My puff! - He was so contrite. 1312 01:30:08,751 --> 01:30:10,251 He was crying. 1313 01:30:10,459 --> 01:30:13,459 Come on. We're exhausted. 1314 01:30:13,667 --> 01:30:15,376 I'm frustrated. 1315 01:30:16,459 --> 01:30:18,376 Worse than a weekend without sex. 1316 01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:24,001 I only have a room with a double bed. 1317 01:30:24,209 --> 01:30:26,584 Beggars can't be choosers. Do you snore? 1318 01:30:44,751 --> 01:30:48,167 The minibar. The bathroom. 1319 01:30:48,376 --> 01:30:50,459 And here's the bed. 1320 01:30:53,126 --> 01:30:54,226 Comfy. 1321 01:30:55,459 --> 01:30:59,042 The hotel's full. Beggars can't be choosers. 1322 01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:04,792 Temper, temper! 1323 01:31:06,626 --> 01:31:08,501 I won't use these. 1324 01:31:08,667 --> 01:31:11,001 If you snore, sleep in the bathtub! 1325 01:31:12,876 --> 01:31:17,251 - What are those things? - A nice gift from Rachid. 1326 01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:20,709 - If you like them... - I do. 1327 01:31:25,126 --> 01:31:26,667 Want some? 1328 01:31:26,834 --> 01:31:28,334 I don't eat candy. 1329 01:31:28,542 --> 01:31:30,542 I can't sleep without it. 1330 01:31:33,709 --> 01:31:36,542 Regina switched on the answering machine! 1331 01:31:53,751 --> 01:31:54,876 Forgive me. 1332 01:32:00,959 --> 01:32:02,542 I had a nightmare. 1333 01:32:03,459 --> 01:32:06,376 - What about? - A Sumo wrestler sat on me. 1334 01:32:11,959 --> 01:32:13,709 Go to sleep. 1335 01:32:18,376 --> 01:32:21,751 You're so macho. It serves you right! 1336 01:32:22,167 --> 01:32:23,876 Did I ask you? 1337 01:32:24,376 --> 01:32:26,501 You used to be so romantic. 1338 01:32:26,709 --> 01:32:29,251 The florist's daughter. Your first love. 1339 01:32:29,459 --> 01:32:31,334 You used to serenade her. 1340 01:32:32,126 --> 01:32:34,417 - I'd remember! - You don't? 1341 01:32:48,876 --> 01:32:51,834 Christ Almighty! You're a public nuisance. 1342 01:32:53,459 --> 01:32:54,792 Beat it! 1343 01:32:59,417 --> 01:33:00,517 Let me sleep! 1344 01:33:00,959 --> 01:33:02,376 I am. 1345 01:33:04,126 --> 01:33:05,226 What was that? 1346 01:33:05,251 --> 01:33:10,334 I threw your bag at my moralizing guardian angel. 1347 01:33:10,542 --> 01:33:13,626 Yours is moralizing? Mine is the opposite. 1348 01:33:14,001 --> 01:33:15,917 You have one too? 1349 01:33:24,084 --> 01:33:26,042 Does he look like you? 1350 01:33:27,126 --> 01:33:30,709 Mine looks like Shirley Temple in drag. 1351 01:33:30,917 --> 01:33:33,001 Mine doesn't look like me at all. 1352 01:33:33,251 --> 01:33:37,042 He's greasy, hairy and vulgar. Not like me. 1353 01:33:37,251 --> 01:33:40,126 - Is he preachy? - He incites me to sin. 1354 01:33:40,876 --> 01:33:43,167 - Do you? - No way. 1355 01:33:46,292 --> 01:33:47,792 I don't give in either. 1356 01:33:48,334 --> 01:33:50,876 Except earlier this evening... 1357 01:33:52,709 --> 01:33:54,584 he made me eat your puff. 1358 01:33:54,792 --> 01:33:57,084 What a bastard! 1359 01:33:57,292 --> 01:33:59,459 He loves to tempt me. 1360 01:34:00,959 --> 01:34:04,459 Let's switch. Mine's such a square! 1361 01:34:04,667 --> 01:34:05,834 Can't we oust them? 1362 01:34:06,459 --> 01:34:09,209 Your conscience is with you forever. 1363 01:34:09,417 --> 01:34:12,001 You have to learn to live with it. 1364 01:34:13,209 --> 01:34:14,309 Great. 1365 01:34:19,001 --> 01:34:21,667 When people confess, do you yell at them? 1366 01:34:22,084 --> 01:34:24,792 No, my son. We're not judges. 1367 01:34:25,167 --> 01:34:27,917 Even if it's a heavy-duty confession? 1368 01:34:28,959 --> 01:34:31,834 - Will it make my angel go? - I don't know. 1369 01:34:32,042 --> 01:34:35,292 The way to God is truth, not lies. 1370 01:34:37,792 --> 01:34:39,417 What are you doing? 1371 01:34:44,126 --> 01:34:45,751 - Now? - Yes, now! 1372 01:34:51,501 --> 01:34:55,084 May God enlighten us during this confession. 1373 01:34:55,292 --> 01:34:56,959 Speak, my son. 1374 01:34:58,417 --> 01:35:03,834 I'm Carco, not Ciccolini. Lily isn't my wife. Bao isn't my son. 1375 01:35:04,042 --> 01:35:09,167 I took these risks for a pal killed by the Triads. 1376 01:35:11,417 --> 01:35:12,517 What? 1377 01:35:13,959 --> 01:35:16,959 - Feel better? - My angel disappeared. 1378 01:35:17,167 --> 01:35:18,542 Mine too. 1379 01:35:18,709 --> 01:35:20,792 No news is good news. 1380 01:35:26,167 --> 01:35:29,334 - What's that song? - It popped into my head. 1381 01:35:29,542 --> 01:35:31,542 Catchy tune. 1382 01:35:48,834 --> 01:35:50,292 Hello, Doctor. 1383 01:35:50,459 --> 01:35:53,251 - Everyone calls me George. - Father Hervé. 1384 01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:59,959 So Lily Wong's husband died. What happened? 1385 01:36:00,167 --> 01:36:03,167 Run over. Hong Kong traffic's awful. 1386 01:36:03,876 --> 01:36:05,209 You saw the accident? 1387 01:36:05,417 --> 01:36:07,001 In fact... 1388 01:36:08,709 --> 01:36:12,959 He looked like a pancake. Nothing left of him. 1389 01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:17,167 Avoid such details with Lily. 1390 01:36:17,959 --> 01:36:22,667 She's clean now, but still fragile. Don't blunder. 1391 01:36:22,834 --> 01:36:24,376 Yeah, don't blunder! 1392 01:36:26,251 --> 01:36:30,417 Don't say Ivan's dead. Say he's on vacation. 1393 01:36:33,459 --> 01:36:35,834 Let's go get her. 1394 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:40,209 - Take care of her. - I will. 1395 01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:41,517 I hope so. 1396 01:36:42,667 --> 01:36:44,334 She's a trooper. 1397 01:36:53,417 --> 01:36:55,584 - I'm Ivan's oldest friend. - So? 1398 01:36:56,126 --> 01:36:58,167 We were thick as thieves. 1399 01:36:58,376 --> 01:37:01,126 - That's not reassuring. - What a guy! 1400 01:37:01,334 --> 01:37:04,959 A desperado. I met him in '69, in Rangoon, 1401 01:37:05,126 --> 01:37:07,959 during a fight in a sleazy bar. 1402 01:37:08,209 --> 01:37:10,167 It was hot as hell. 1403 01:37:10,542 --> 01:37:12,834 Please get to the point. 1404 01:37:18,251 --> 01:37:20,376 He said to go easy! 1405 01:37:20,751 --> 01:37:23,834 He didn't know about our deadline! 1406 01:37:24,001 --> 01:37:29,292 He's a competent specialist. Let me do this! 1407 01:37:29,792 --> 01:37:33,209 Humidity in Rangoon can reach 100%. 1408 01:37:33,417 --> 01:37:35,834 Mosquitos as big as my fist. 1409 01:37:36,042 --> 01:37:37,376 Cut to the chase. 1410 01:37:37,751 --> 01:37:40,834 What will Mother say when they call? 1411 01:37:41,042 --> 01:37:43,751 Ask Miss Wong for her uncle's address. 1412 01:37:43,959 --> 01:37:46,834 And tell her her husband's seen better days. 1413 01:37:47,042 --> 01:37:48,542 Are you stupid? 1414 01:37:48,709 --> 01:37:53,167 The specialist said she couldn't deal with that! 1415 01:37:53,751 --> 01:37:57,542 - I've dealt with a lot. - See! 1416 01:37:57,751 --> 01:38:01,792 The mafia squashed Ivan's brains out. 1417 01:38:02,001 --> 01:38:05,459 Bao was kidnapped with Zoo's brother. 1418 01:38:05,667 --> 01:38:07,667 So now you know! 1419 01:38:07,876 --> 01:38:09,251 Happy now? 1420 01:38:12,417 --> 01:38:13,834 How crass! 1421 01:38:14,042 --> 01:38:17,001 - You wanted the truth! - In small amounts! 1422 01:38:17,167 --> 01:38:18,376 Water! 1423 01:38:19,834 --> 01:38:21,917 Lift up her feet! 1424 01:38:22,126 --> 01:38:23,792 And hike up her skirt! 1425 01:38:24,876 --> 01:38:25,976 Swine! 1426 01:38:29,792 --> 01:38:31,209 Where's Bao? 1427 01:38:33,751 --> 01:38:37,584 We have a tiny chance of saving him. 1428 01:38:37,751 --> 01:38:39,751 We must act fast. 1429 01:38:39,959 --> 01:38:41,376 I need an answer. 1430 01:38:41,584 --> 01:38:44,667 - What's your uncle's address? - I have no uncle! 1431 01:38:45,917 --> 01:38:48,084 You don't get it. 1432 01:38:48,292 --> 01:38:51,251 - Your uncle kidnapped Bao. - And my brother. 1433 01:38:52,959 --> 01:38:54,501 I have no family. 1434 01:38:54,709 --> 01:38:56,459 You're not Mr Mo's niece? 1435 01:38:57,417 --> 01:38:58,667 He kidnapped Bao? 1436 01:39:00,459 --> 01:39:02,501 He's not my uncle! 1437 01:39:02,709 --> 01:39:05,376 I was his manicurist and his girl. 1438 01:39:05,542 --> 01:39:09,709 Since he's married, he said I was his niece. 1439 01:39:11,042 --> 01:39:14,292 - You never heard that before? - What? 1440 01:39:14,501 --> 01:39:17,167 It's very Dickensian. 1441 01:39:17,334 --> 01:39:20,292 An old fogey's girl is his "niece". 1442 01:39:20,501 --> 01:39:21,834 I never knew that. 1443 01:39:22,001 --> 01:39:26,251 I think of my sister's daughter, not some old fart! 1444 01:39:26,459 --> 01:39:30,042 Stop rubbing my nose in your knowledge! 1445 01:39:30,834 --> 01:39:32,751 Don't take it like that. 1446 01:39:32,917 --> 01:39:35,417 You can be intelligent and uncultured. 1447 01:39:35,584 --> 01:39:37,417 Can we talk about my son? 1448 01:39:40,042 --> 01:39:44,334 - Are you on good terms with Mr Mo? - He hates my guts. 1449 01:39:47,292 --> 01:39:49,167 Let's jump her bones! 1450 01:39:49,376 --> 01:39:50,584 Filthy pig! 1451 01:39:52,667 --> 01:39:55,084 - Idiot! - It was him. 1452 01:39:55,292 --> 01:39:57,626 - Mine's here too. - Tell the truth. 1453 01:39:57,834 --> 01:40:00,542 The 3 million, your 20%? 1454 01:40:00,751 --> 01:40:03,501 That's mine. A gift's a gift! 1455 01:40:03,709 --> 01:40:06,751 I don't need two wackos talking to themselves... 1456 01:40:07,792 --> 01:40:10,334 That's the pot calling the kettle black. 1457 01:40:10,917 --> 01:40:12,084 Put on Luna. 1458 01:40:12,292 --> 01:40:16,917 I need a Chinaman with connections to the mob. 1459 01:40:24,376 --> 01:40:26,459 My brother, Lin Boo. 1460 01:40:32,126 --> 01:40:34,417 - What a sex kitten! - Enough! 1461 01:40:35,834 --> 01:40:38,584 Stop it, pervert! 1462 01:40:43,667 --> 01:40:44,792 Here they are. 1463 01:40:48,751 --> 01:40:51,876 Mr Mo owns Gitsen & Co. 1464 01:40:52,084 --> 01:40:54,417 and "The Smoking Mandarin" restaurant. 1465 01:41:06,917 --> 01:41:09,834 - Kids, there is a God! - Told you so! 1466 01:41:10,834 --> 01:41:12,667 No, not you, Mother. 1467 01:41:23,584 --> 01:41:25,167 He's in a private room. 1468 01:41:25,376 --> 01:41:28,001 You girls wait with Dédé, and Zoo. 1469 01:41:28,209 --> 01:41:29,376 Dédé, and Mr Boo... 1470 01:41:29,584 --> 01:41:33,417 It's Mr Lin. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1471 01:41:33,626 --> 01:41:35,709 Don't you speak Chinese? 1472 01:41:36,417 --> 01:41:38,709 We're not here to talk grammar. 1473 01:41:39,626 --> 01:41:41,959 - Downplay the violence. - Minimum. 1474 01:41:44,251 --> 01:41:46,584 - Reservation? - Yes. Dubois. 1475 01:41:46,792 --> 01:41:49,626 Create a diversion once I shoot. 1476 01:41:56,292 --> 01:41:58,334 - Restroom? - Not here. 1477 01:42:14,709 --> 01:42:16,501 Let's get the kid. 1478 01:42:28,459 --> 01:42:30,834 - I'm going in. - He said to wait. 1479 01:42:31,042 --> 01:42:33,542 I can't. My brother's inside. 1480 01:42:39,251 --> 01:42:40,501 Boo's a jock! 1481 01:43:08,834 --> 01:43:10,334 I have to go, my son. 1482 01:43:11,959 --> 01:43:14,626 - Zoo got nabbed. - Come on! 1483 01:43:22,001 --> 01:43:24,876 - That's not allowed. - I couldn't help it. 1484 01:43:27,001 --> 01:43:28,209 Hypocrite! 1485 01:43:28,417 --> 01:43:30,751 - Shut your trap! - Candy ass! 1486 01:43:42,709 --> 01:43:44,459 That's all, folks. 1487 01:43:45,001 --> 01:43:48,292 - You saved my neck. - Let's get Bao. 1488 01:43:59,084 --> 01:44:01,584 - Speak French. - It's Mr Mo. 1489 01:44:02,709 --> 01:44:03,809 Freeze! 1490 01:44:16,376 --> 01:44:19,667 - For once, I'm glad to see you. - Me too. 1491 01:44:20,667 --> 01:44:22,501 You found them, so go. 1492 01:44:22,709 --> 01:44:25,626 This place is full of drugs. 1493 01:44:25,834 --> 01:44:28,917 - Keep out of it. - Not on your life! 1494 01:44:30,167 --> 01:44:33,917 René, expect a big promotion at Interpol. 1495 01:44:34,126 --> 01:44:35,876 I just reeled in a big fish! 1496 01:44:36,084 --> 01:44:39,167 Lily, do you take Lin to be your husband? 1497 01:44:39,376 --> 01:44:42,417 Boo. In Chinese, it's the opposite: Boo Lin. 1498 01:44:42,626 --> 01:44:44,042 Excuse me. 1499 01:44:44,584 --> 01:44:45,917 Lily, will you take... 1500 01:44:46,584 --> 01:44:47,917 Boob... 1501 01:44:49,251 --> 01:44:50,626 How embarrassing. 1502 01:44:51,834 --> 01:44:55,876 Boo... to have and to hold till death do you part? 1503 01:44:56,709 --> 01:44:58,376 I do. 1504 01:44:58,876 --> 01:45:01,751 Boo, do you take as your wife Lily... 1505 01:45:03,834 --> 01:45:05,167 Late again! 1506 01:45:06,167 --> 01:45:08,459 Carco will bawl me out. 1507 01:45:08,667 --> 01:45:10,959 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1508 01:45:11,292 --> 01:45:13,501 - Kiddo! - Cut the crap! 1509 01:45:14,167 --> 01:45:16,001 Regina, do you take Antoine... 1510 01:45:16,209 --> 01:45:17,709 She's beautiful. 1511 01:45:18,834 --> 01:45:19,959 I do. 1512 01:45:20,167 --> 01:45:22,959 Antoine, do you take Regina as your wife? 1513 01:45:23,959 --> 01:45:26,417 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1514 01:45:31,001 --> 01:45:34,792 For Father's charity. He'll spend it wisely. 1515 01:45:35,001 --> 01:45:37,792 I'm proud of you, kiddo. 1516 01:45:38,001 --> 01:45:40,584 Don't go now. The fun was just starting! 1517 01:45:45,042 --> 01:45:47,917 - What is it? - Nothing. I love you. 1518 01:46:04,501 --> 01:46:07,834 - What is it, pussycat? - Can I give you a kiss? 1519 01:46:14,167 --> 01:46:15,267 Terrific! 1520 01:46:26,126 --> 01:46:27,626 Cut! 1521 01:46:40,001 --> 01:46:42,126 Gerard's stuttering now. 1522 01:47:08,209 --> 01:47:10,751 This is a House of God. Behave... 1523 01:47:35,626 --> 01:47:37,209 I'll pass. 1524 01:47:40,626 --> 01:47:43,709 When I say niece, I mean my sister's daughter 1525 01:47:44,209 --> 01:47:45,751 and not an old... 1526 01:47:46,251 --> 01:47:47,876 No! Cut! 1527 01:47:57,959 --> 01:47:59,667 I have the heebie-jeebies. 1528 01:48:01,084 --> 01:48:02,184 Typical! 1529 01:51:24,626 --> 01:51:27,126 Subtitles by Andrew Litvack 1530 01:51:27,292 --> 01:51:29,792 Subtitling: ECLAIR99202