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- Can I add more of this? - Yes!

If we add more it will be tasty.

Looks yummy!

Much better if we have tempura! That's the best!

Eat more okay!

Eat this one.

I'm eating the meat. Eating so much!

Is it good?

-So good! -Ah I'm so happy!

-Is it good? -Ah this is so good!

Thank you!

-Let's add more meat! -Let's do it!

Mitsuru?

Are you sleeping?

Mitsuru!

-What's wrong? -I love you!

I love you too!

I remember that time

I was taking pictures!

Such a rare feeling... Feels suspicious.

That's right. I've never seen this before.

That's right.

I was crazy about photography at that time.

Everyone please listen. Why doesn't love go well?

You think about it in your head but the answer doesn't come out right?

So what if we have virtual love.

This is a story about the virtual love business.

Please watch it!

See you again!

VIRTUAL LOVE

Ahhh this feel so good!

Ahh feels so good!

Ahhhhhhhhhh It feels so good!

-This place is very nice! -Did you have fun?

Yep!

What do you wanna do today?

I'm wondering, What do you wanna do?

-For now what if we cook breakfast? -Ok!

What do you wanna eat?

-Sandwich. -Sandwich? Okay let's make a tasty one!

Thank you!

Where are we going later?

I wonder where should we go...

Ah what if we go to the Aquarium?

Aquarium?

Let's go! Let's go there Mitsuru!

-It's nice right! -I wonder what to do...

Let's go to the aquarium!

We can go to the aquarium but...

Do you wanna do something else, Mitsuru?

Mitsuru!

Wait Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

-The one who gets Baba loses okay? -That's right.

Of course that's natural.

-You don't have to play fast. -Okay.

This is it.

I have it.

Okay.

-Okay. Your turn. -Wait.

Ah I have it. Finally!

Alright.

No, you can't. You can't do it. You took too much..

That's enough. I don't wanna do it.

-I don't understand this. Then don't be sad.

Rock, paper, scissors! Go! Look this way!

Paper, rock! Let's do it three times.

Look this way! Shoot!

Rock, scissors, paper! Look this way!

Yay!

You're so fast. Ah let's do it two more times.

On a best of five.

Paper, rock, scissor...

Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!

Look this way!

Ah it's unfair!

-What did you say! -We overdid it.

Yurie

-Masao-san -Yurie!

I am back.

Yurie!

You came back.

Of course. How could I forget about Masao-san.

-I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. -It's okay!

Sorry for doubting you.

It's okay. That's proof that Masao-san loves me.

I'm so happy.

How nice!

I thought you would never came back.

Because I'm always so worried about you,.

from now on I'll always be by your side.

We'll always be together.

I'll always be by your side, Masao-san!

I'm so glad!

Wait a minute! Nana seems to be having a hard time.

Nana is in danger! What should I do!

I'm sorry but can we finish this earlier?

What!? We still have ten more minutes left.

It was supposed to be two hours, right?

I'm sorry but I will definitely provide service time to replace it from now on.

Really? Then if you said so. It can't be helped.

Thank you Masao-san! ๐Ÿ˜‰

You're such a good boy!

Ok then, I'm in a hurry, I'm going now.

Do your best Yurie!

Nana are you okay?

What should I do? Mitsuru started doubting himself.

It seems that...

-But I think it's better like that. -What should I do if he's like that?

I will be by your side Nana!

-I will listen and talk to you nicely. -Mei!

Because you're my friend I will cheer you up!

I know you can do it Nana!

- That's... - Hurry up talk to him!

Do your best!

What's wrong?

I have...

no memory...

Nana do your best!

Listen everyone.

It seems that this guy lost his memory. Shall we continue?

Anyway let's try to continue.

I can't recall any memories. Your memories?

About us. How did we actually meet?

It was in Farm Street.

Farm Street.

That's right!

Did you forget?

Farm Street.

Is that so?

That's it!

I don't remember at all.

I can't remember at all.

Farm Street.

Farm Street.

So beautiful!

Ah I'm sorry! Are you alright?

Is that so?

Yeah.

I see.

-Are you alright? Are you hurt? -Yes I'm alright.

-What about you? -I'm alright.

Mitsuru?

Where am I?

Where is this?

What is it!

Mitsuru!

What is it!

Where am I!

Hey, what am I doing here?

Calm down Mitsuru!

This is Mitsuru's room.

-My room? -Yes, your room!

-My room? -Yes, this is your room.

Mitsuru!

Tell me what's your job? What are you doing here?

Tell me what did you do to me!

Tell me where! Where the hell is this!

Let's end it here for today, this is dangerous.

It's not good Nana!

After all I think it's difficult.

What happened? Are you going back?

Yeah.

I think it's impossible for Nana.

-That's not the case. -There's nothing to worry about.

Because it's virtual, it's not a problem to die.

Don't say such a thing!

Do you want to go back?

She wants to go back.

I don't know anymore!

Mitsuru

Do you want to hear the truth?

The truth?

What do you mean the "truth"?

At that time, you hit your head.

You have a memory lapse. That's right. A memory lapse.

I have a memory lapse.

I have a memory lapse. That's right!

That's why you forgot.

-That time? -That's right.

Only that time.

So don't worry about it.

Okay! Mitsuru.

You'll be alright!

I see.

-I have a memory lapse. -That's right!

I see.

Are you alright?

Are you alright?

I don't remember at all!

Mitsuru.

Are you alright?

Mitsuru. Do your best to get better little by little.

Then you'll definitely get better.

Are you alright? Did you hit your head?

Let's do our best because we will always be together.

I'm alright.

Are you hurt somewhere else?

-Nope, I'm alright. -Are you sure?

Yes I'm really okay.

Thank you!

-Are you hurt? -No, I'm okay.

-I'm alright now. -That's good..

Mitsuru, let's do our best for you to get better!

Okay Mitsuru!

I'm sorry!

You hit your head. Are you sure you're alright?

Not good actually.

Really, you should be careful next time.

I'm alright now.

That's right.

You're okay.

You'll get better soon. Okay!

Thank you.

From now on we'll always be together okay.

Alright!

You fell asleep. So cute!

You did it!

This was a small test just now and now you're officially rising, Nana!

You surprised me. Mei, why did you suddenly jump in like that.

What if he woke up?

By the way, did you kiss Mitsuru yet?

What are you saying?

Because if you kiss him, it will upgrade your skills.

I can't do that!

Let's do a good job Nana.

What about troublesome customers?

Don't tell me you really care about Mitsuru.

Of course not!

Nevermind. Let's go over there.

If Nana really falls in love in the virtual world,

this can sell as a fairly high-level product.

Because the disc is suitable for that.

That's impossible. Enough Mei, please disappear.

Even so after all I'm good for you Nana.

Mitsuru.

Just now who were you talking to?

No one.

I see.

Silly Mei!

Hey let's take a break!

Yeah!!

Yayyyyy!!!!

Mei!

Nana-chan!

Mei wait!

Where are we?

This is your town.

My town?

This is where I lived.

That's right.

I was taking a picture.

I love you.

It's a rare feeling.

It's suspicious.

That's right.

I've never felt this before.

That's right.

I was crazy about photography at that time.

Then I bumped into her.

And I met her.

Why did I take pictures at that time?

The camera...

should have taken it.

Get ready. 1,2...

-Yes like that. -I did it.

Why did I take pictures?

I don't understand at all.

Yay! Awesome!

You're awesome!

Cheers! ๐Ÿป

-It's delicious! -Yes, it is.

It's interesting to play billiards, right?

Yes it was fun. Mitsuru you're so good at it.

I was surprised.

You were good on it for a first timer, Nana.

Really?

Yeah. It's like it's not your first time.

-Then let's come back next time. -Let's do it.

Ah, I'm so happy!

I'm so glad.

Mitsuru.

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru.

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

Mitsuru!

It was amazing!

Mitsuru?

Mr. Customer?

I'm not Mitsuru. I'm your customer.

What's your name?

Is it Nana?

How was it?

Hmm it was nice.

It was fun.

But hey, this disc is also running out of time.

Hurry, release the record button and give it to me.

This is good! Very good!

It's profitable to copy and sell it, right?

Thank you.

But you know what, I started to really like you.

What do you think about being my virtual love?

It was awesome.

Comparing to the real me, which one do you prefer?

It's not like that.

Because you are my customer so I prefer you Mr. Customer.

Ah lately the business has been really disappointing!

Well I'm going to sell it this time.

Anyway this is the payment.

Thank you.

Well then. Thanks a lot!

Ah right.

If you want to copy it, you're free to do it.

Just contact me.

-Bye. -Thank you.

Arggh what a boring man! Even so I had to do that.

I think it's time to erase this virtual memory and go home.

That what I told you right!

It's still a long way to go with the customers.

You're right!

I'm still blue.

Are you feeling better now?

I think so.

I think you did your best Nana.

That's true. I did my best.

Yes, you did your best.

By the way Mei, have you ever failed these virtual calls?

But in the end when it's done, I think what is virtual stays as virtual.

Well.

I feel like I can't control my feelings.

That's right.

Please wait a moment.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, I understand. It's work.

-It's easy as usual, it's a couple role. -Okay.

Well then Nana will come right away. Please wait a moment.

Alright it's time to forget the previous man, do your best!

-As you said, I'll do my best! -Take care.

-I'll be back. -Do your best!

She's in trouble.๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Did you wait? I'm sorry, okay!

No.

What do you want to talk about?

Tell me quickly.

Let's be together.

-We're always together. -That's not what I mean!

As I said, we're always together anyway!

-That's not what I mean, today here! -Wait! What do you think you're doing!

Let's die!

-Let's die! Let's die Yasuko! -You have to think about it!

Let's die Yasuko!

I'm not your girlfriend! Who the fuck is Yasuko!

I'm Nana. I'm not Yasuko!

This is your job!

That's enough! I don't need your money!

Haa?

That's not important because I will quit this job.

You too, you should live your life well!

Have a real life!

See 'ya!

YASUKOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

What does it mean to live the reality of life?

Nana doesn't even know it.

This is the end of the story.

Do you think it's incomplete? It's not incomplete at all.

The phone call was from a half-hearted bad guy.

Speaking of this virtual love, it's becoming a major software in history.

It's a big hit all over the world. A flawless achievement.

But saying all is well that ends well is not a feeling you get either, is it?

Hey Mei, I'm getting so sleepy because I'm tired!

Nana always comes to me like this.

In her dream she became such a good girl.

Well you and I are the same, right! Let's meet again somewhere. Enjoy!

Bye bye....

Good morning!

- Is this your first cut? -Yes it is!

-Show your enthusiasm. -My enthusiasm is I'll do my best!

Natsukawa Jun Virtual Love Behind-the-Scenes

Okay start!

We are making it

It started. What was that just now? It just started.

-First cut. -First cut has started already.

That's it?

This is my first time. I'm nervous but it feels nice.

I can do this!

Let's do it!

That's how you do it, right?

Yep!

Today was the first day,

we finished at 9 AM.

-Moe-chin!!! -What's wrong?

-I'm recording. -You can see my ass.

It's been so long Since I climbed a mountain.

I'm walking so much.

I don't know if it's good or not. I'll try it.

Isn't it good? Have you tried it?

You don't need?

What what what? Do you wanna see my BOOBS ( โ€ข )( โ€ข )??

YES!!!

Tomorrow okay!

I have to calm down.

Being here really makes me feel happy.

I can really feel it.

Thank you very much.

Thank you for your hard work!

-A skirt? -Yeah I'm wearing a skirt.

It looks nice on you.

I'll look taller right.

You look like a doll.

-Ah cute! -Hello!

How do you feel?

Today I feel so good!

-Feel good? -Yeah I'm feeling so good!

Today is Jun-chan's fashion check.

Moe-chin is doing a fashion check!

Let's start!

Let's do it from up to toe.

Please show yourself.

Okay let's start!

Jun-chan fashion check!

Wow!

Okay go ahead...

Okay cut!

Eriku!

Now I'll do it myself.

I will talk about myself.

Moe did this pierce for 100 yen.

People said poor me because I almost cried.

Cute!

Pajama, pajama, pajama!

Nice.

Live!

Head, head, head...

I'm not smart

They got startled.

Because they know someone is here.

Look at the upper part of this fish.

Maybe it's to control the movement.

I don't know why I was looking at the fishes.

-C'mon let's get ready to cook. -Okay!

Ah so happy!

I love you all everyone!

It was really good!

It was really really good. Tasty!

Really tasty you know!

You're cooking.

Mitsuru...

Who's that girl?

This girl is my girlfriend!

Is that so?

I'm sorry Nana!

It's you Mei!

If that's the case, Goodbye Mei!

Okay cut!

It was fun!

Okay let's start!

Okay cut! Cue ~ (^,^)7

-Cut? -Eh it's not cut, what was it?

-Okay almost enter. -Yes!

-Are you ready? -Yes!

Cue!

Okay Cut! Cut!

Do it right the front of your face.

-Ah~ -Cut!

Cut!

Gentle cue (^^)

Can you do it again like before?

Gentle cue!

Start!

I have it.

Alright!

You can't see it!

You can't see it!

I have it!

Wow twice in a row!

You can't see it!

You CAN'T see it!

Okay cut!

I want to touch your swimsuit.

Ah it feels like this.

I thought it would be more shiny but it's actually soft.

-Tell me what's my job? -That's...

What's my job?

Tell me what are you doing?

Then let's retake. Cut!

Okay!

Cut!

Isn't it awesome just now?

It was awesome!

-You can use it for reference. -Alright!

Start!

It's good right!

Okay it's scene 16-1 to show off your boobs ( โ€ข )( โ€ข )

Okay! Fail!

Start!

Ah that's perfect!

That's perfect!

It's your turn next.

You did it before. How does it feel?

It's fun to do this!

When you're saying it's done.

As for me

Up until now I've just been practicing.

I wonder what to do...

What if we go to climb the mountain?

That's okay!

hmm climbing the mountain?

What do you think?

What should I do?

Mitsuru!

-How was it? -It's awesome.

It was my first time to be carried like a princess like that.

You are so strong!

Mitsuru-san you're strong!

Will you be okay? It's cold.

No problem at all.

Okay let's try to do it.

You can step into the water.

I will enter.

Did you decide yet?

3 steps.

Start!

Okay cut!

It FEELS GOOD but it really felt good

It felt like going to hot spring (onsen).

-It's like playing. -I really felt good.

Happiness!

It's like you're just coming out from bath.

I'm taking it in.

What are your feelings now?

Let's go to the bath!

I felt so good after the bath!

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