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- We have 10,000
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signatures!
That's enough to get a hearing
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at the next city council meeting
and I will shut you down!
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Everyone in Henson
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will take a nice, long nap.
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Lady Spiderwick, it's an honor.
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I don't have time to waste.
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I need to purchase a favor.
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I need to find
the Goblin Market.
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My son ran away and I don't know
what's going on.
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I came all the way
to New York to see you.
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You have to tell him the truth.
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Parenting is not my...
I'm not, I'm not built for it.
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Wait, you knew about this, Mom?
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Calliope,
is my brother going to die?
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Yes.
I want you to look at me.
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To see who I really am.
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I think you're beautiful.
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Help me save Jared.
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Mulgarath
wants Spiderwick's page
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on dragons.
It's hidden here in the house.
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I haven't been there
for my brothers, for my family.
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Can you make me better?
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Point, Mallory.
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You've struck me in the heart.
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I will tell you everything.
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The people you love
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will always leave you.
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"When night...
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"blooms...
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a cure."
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Evening primrose
only blooms at night
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and has healing properties.
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So...
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so come on, Emiko.
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Wake up.
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Please.
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That's my hoodie.
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That's a nice way to say hello.
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Give me one reason
why I shouldn't
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punch you in your dumb face
again.
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- Because I'm your brother.
- No.
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Y-You're with them.
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Calliope is my friend.
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Emiko is your friend, too.
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And she can't wake up
because the ogre
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is raising dragons
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to poison the whole town
and eat everybody!
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- He's manipulating you, Simon.
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- What?
- All of you!
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He kissed mom and now
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you're staying on a pullout
sofa in his guest room
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- like it's a damn sleepover!
- Listen, you don't know
the truth, okay?
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Mom and Dad lied to me.
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All right? To us.
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I mean, I can't go home
and smile and eat
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mac and cheese
like everything is kosher.
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Stings, doesn't it?
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Hmm? Being betrayed
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by people you love.
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I'm trying to save your life.
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Look, Mulgarath hasn't
lied to me.
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He can't.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Simon...
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Whatever.
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The hero's journey
is never easy.
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I warned you
this is a dark fairy tale.
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And like all fairy tales,
things grow darker
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as we near the end.
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The vorpal sword,
it's an enchanted weapon.
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It's the only thing
that can kill an ogre.
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One stab through the heart
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will cleave him from this world.
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Yeah, my-my mom
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used to tell bedtime stories
about the sword.
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A blade forged
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from the entropy
of a comet's tail.
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And the lament of lost wars.
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My mom told me
bedtime stories, too.
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I still don't understand.
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I mean, you're far more skilled
than either of us.
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I fought the monster
at your great-aunt's appeal,
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but I lost both hands
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and much, much more.
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Uh, Lucinda wanted you
to kill the ogre?
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Have you ever heard that...
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if you catch a fairy,
they have to grant you a wish?
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You're a fairy?
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Half naiad, half human.
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A strega of sorts, a witch.
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But Lucinda,
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as vibrant as she was,
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she captured my heart,
and so I could not refuse
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her wish to slay Mulgarath.
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But I failed.
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So now I'm oath-bound.
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I'm shackled to Henson
until Mulgarath is dead.
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Since Valentina
can't kill Mulgarath,
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she's training us to do it.
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I can't hold
the sword, I'm half-magic.
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And only a pure human
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with pure intent
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can wield the vorpal sword.
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I leave that little
bit of milk in the carton
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and put it back in the fridge.
I'm hardly pure.
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You wouldn't be here
if you weren't deserving.
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I've honed young women
into warriors,
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all of whom had the potential
for greatness.
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But, unfortunately, no one has
been able to find the sword.
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So what happened to those girls?
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Mulgarath happened.
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He killed them all.
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-Bree.
-Let her go.
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- We are each the hero
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- of our own story.
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Bree's grappling
with her journey, but...
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...what will they write
about you, Mallory?
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Jared?
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Where are you?
I know you're in here.
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I can smell the boy stench
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of pimento cheese
and insecurity.
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Eat liquid iron!
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- Burn, you creature! Burn!
- Stop! Stop!
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You're staining my favorite
shirt, you sentient fart!
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Jared, maybe she's
not a faery spy.
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She sounds a ton
like your sister.
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Mm-mm, no way.
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Mallory never wants
to talk to me.
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She treats me like I'm a plague.
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Look.
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I need your help
to find the vorpal sword.
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It's the only weapon
that can kill Mulgarath.
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Double reverse psychology is
such a Mulgarath-y tactic!
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Whoa! Careful!
You almost got it on me.
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Jared, you know
I have body dysmorphia
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and major sensory issues.
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And the iron isn't working
on her, dumdum.
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How the hell
are you even doing this?
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Apologize.
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And I might...
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- let...
- Jared!
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- you go.
- Stop.
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You know, gloating is gross.
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- And small.
- You look at me
like you want me dead.
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It's just resting-sibling face.
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No.
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You've never been there for me.
Never.
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Not in Brooklyn,
not when I need you most.
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So tell me...
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why should I help you, huh?
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Superglue?
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- Stop doing that,
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- whatever you are.
- No, no,
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let Thimbletack go!
You're gonna hurt him!
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This thing that ruined my hair?
No.
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I should put him
in the microwave.
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I can feel my spleen! Okay.
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- You asked for it!
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You know what, I thought
that you could help me
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find the vorpal sword.
My mistake.
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You're so paranoid.
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Jared, it's lonely
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when they think you're crazy
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and you know you're not.
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- Sucks.
- Mm-hmm.
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Jared, you can't tell
or trust anyone.
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But I procured
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a treasure
from the Goblin Market.
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They sell dreams by the pound.
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And trade nightmares.
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You can buy
swart-headed mulberries
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and bright-fire-like barberries.
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The dread minotaur's horn
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and the ephemeral
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vorpal sword.
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No, no, this-this didn't happen.
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You-you took out a Hot Pocket
and a seeing stone,
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but you didn't mention
a vorpal sword.
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Careful, child.
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Gold and coin won't help you,
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the Goblin Market extracts
its payment
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in body and soul.
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I know where
the vorpal sword is.
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Lucinda told me.
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I think it's in the
Goblin Market which is somehow
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connected to Nielsen's.
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Okay. Excellent. Amazing.
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If we do this,
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you have to do everything I say.
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- For the first time ever, you,
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Mallory Grace,
have to listen to me.
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You know, just because
you're pissed at Simon
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doesn't mean you have
to be a prick.
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Yeah, well,
you're no hero, either.
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Let's pack up and go.
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Simon already
stabbed you in the back.
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Maybe keep your eye
on that Hatcher.
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He was acting all sketchy
about the iron.
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This is war, Jare-bear.
You can't trust anyone.
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I, uh, I put your laptop charger
in the side pocket.
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And some Claritin in case
the pollen gets heavy.
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I love you so much and I'm s--
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Mom, can we not do this
right now?
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I know it's hard, but...
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You know,
it takes someone very brave.
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Give him some time.
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Allow him to process.
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We're so lucky to have you.
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Well, the feeling
is very mutual.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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Mmm. You're Jared's therapist
and my boss,
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and Lisa in HR
has been super clear
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about work relationships, and
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the city council meeting
about Meskwaki is today,
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so, maybe we shouldn't kiss.
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- Should or shouldn't?
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Oh, that's, uh, very pragmatic.
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- Yeah.
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I'll see you at city council?
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Can't wait.
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Okay.
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Ah. Someone is a smitten kitten.
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Watch yourself, Little Fetch.
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We're on ice so thin,
we're practically a margarita.
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Something's wrong
with the dragons.
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They're dying.
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I can feel it.
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See? The twins aren't eating.
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You are remarkably courageous.
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I'm not scared of dragons.
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Or ogres.
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Lucinda said
you wanted the Field Guide
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so you can kill everyone.
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What happened
to the real Dr. Brauer?
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I know you can't lie.
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I want the Field Guide...
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...to help the magical creatures
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your great grandfather
chronicled.
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Lucinda hid them from me.
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She blamed me
for Arthur's disappearance,
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which I had nothing to do with.
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She only ever saw me
as the ugly ogre of lore.
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I used Dr. Brauer
to convince your mother
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to come here so you could help
me put the Field Guide together.
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It's always been
about you, Simon.
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Jared found most
of these pages, though.
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- But you know
what to do with them.
- Right.
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We can translate the pages
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and care for the creatures.
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Yeah.
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Well, you still didn't
answer my question.
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Dorian was eaten by the troll.
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- He was trying to help me.
- Hmm.
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I... I blame myself.
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Their-their deaths are my fault,
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but... I'm desperate.
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Like these dragons, we are
on the verge of extinction.
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Our-our homes paved over.
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Relegated to living
in the shadows.
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We are fighting
for our very survival.
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00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:50,063
We're all creatures
of the world,
263
00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:55,026
and they will die
without your help, Simon.
264
00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:59,239
Jared has Spiderwick's
dragon page,
265
00:12:59,239 --> 00:13:01,408
and if I can get it,
266
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:04,578
then we'll know what they really
eat and how to keep them alive.
267
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:08,582
I'm counting on you
to do the right thing.
268
00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,837
I can't do this without you...
269
00:13:15,839 --> 00:13:17,382
...son.
270
00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,934
- Hey.
- Hey.
271
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:31,062
You're, uh,
training a lot these days.
272
00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:34,816
- Yeah, got to keep sharp,
you know?
- Mm-hmm.
273
00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:37,319
En garde! Prêts? Allez!
274
00:13:37,319 --> 00:13:39,821
And, uh, who are you dueling?
275
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:43,158
Mm. Gonna save Meskwaki
276
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,660
from Tanner and gentrification.
277
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:49,497
Ooh, Mama, no, not in those
basic pumps and raggedy feet.
278
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:51,541
- Come on!
- What?! My feet...
279
00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:53,126
Here. Wear mine.
280
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,961
Well, these don't go
with my suit.
281
00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:56,421
Trust me,
they really, really do.
282
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,715
- Try them on.
283
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:05,680
I'm, uh, sorry
it's all has been such a blah.
284
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,809
Yeah, you know, "blah" seems
to be our new normal, so...
285
00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:11,728
Nothing's gone the way I hoped.
286
00:14:11,728 --> 00:14:14,731
All this drama
is so distracting.
287
00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:17,442
I haven't... I haven't even
been there for you.
288
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,486
How are you doing?
289
00:14:19,486 --> 00:14:21,238
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
290
00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:23,240
Yeah, I'm al... I'm always okay.
291
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,117
It's okay if you're not okay.
292
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:33,375
Am I a good person?
293
00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:37,045
Honey...
294
00:14:38,672 --> 00:14:40,966
...you are an incredible,
295
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:43,510
smart, talented and
296
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:45,220
"I don't even know
what else to say
297
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:48,306
because I am in constant awe
of you" person.
298
00:14:51,184 --> 00:14:53,562
I'm going to make you proud.
299
00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:57,524
I'm going
to make you proud.
300
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:18,003
All right. The Goblin Market
is hidden somewhere in here.
301
00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:22,424
Let's get hunting... hunters.
302
00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,598
Dweebs.
303
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:34,144
WOMAN
BJ, cleanup in aisle two.
304
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,771
BJ, I need you
for cleanup in aisle two.
305
00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:41,693
Goblin Flakes have riboflavin
and marshmallows,
306
00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:44,404
- but no vorpal sword.
- How did you know to come here?
307
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,031
I've been doing this
a lot longer than you have.
308
00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:49,117
Why did you run off like that?
309
00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:50,869
I thought
we were doing this together.
310
00:15:50,869 --> 00:15:53,121
This isn't your fight.
311
00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,956
I get it, okay?
312
00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:57,334
You're upset about Chris
and the sleeping disease.
313
00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:58,919
No, you don't know me.
314
00:15:58,919 --> 00:16:00,462
Whose fault is that?
315
00:16:00,462 --> 00:16:02,380
Only one of us
can wield the sword.
316
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,592
- This isn't a competition, Bree.
- Everything is a competition.
317
00:16:05,592 --> 00:16:08,637
JARED
Mallory to the deli counter,
please.
318
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,889
Mallory to the deli counter.
319
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,273
This is Hubert.
320
00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:22,359
He knows Lucinda, and
321
00:16:22,359 --> 00:16:23,777
he'll take us
to the Goblin Market.
322
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:25,570
He looks like
he makes video game tutorials
323
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,113
in his mom's basement.
324
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:29,282
It's my cousin's basement,
325
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,034
and my videos are fire,
326
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,244
- thank you very much.
- Oh.
327
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:35,747
- He's totally gonna kill us.
- Yeah.
328
00:16:35,747 --> 00:16:39,084
The Goblin Market trades
in life and death, child.
329
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:41,336
And they have pumpkin spice
lattes all year round,
330
00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:42,963
but we have no time to waste.
331
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:44,965
Because the Goblin Market
magically moves
332
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:47,175
every day like Krull?
333
00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:50,262
Because I only have
a 20-minute break.
334
00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:54,724
The next step in the journey
335
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,142
is the Threshold Guardian...
336
00:16:56,142 --> 00:16:58,937
Grab a loaf of bread
and follow me.
337
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:00,939
...who takes our hero
from the world they've known
338
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:02,941
straight into the heart
of the unknown.
339
00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:05,068
Hey. He seems dangerous.
340
00:17:05,068 --> 00:17:07,112
Well, too bad, Mallory.
You're not in charge.
341
00:17:07,112 --> 00:17:08,655
Now grab some bread
and come on!
342
00:17:10,657 --> 00:17:13,577
Okay, should I take focaccia
or rosemary ciabatta?
343
00:17:15,662 --> 00:17:18,081
Guys?
344
00:17:27,299 --> 00:17:29,384
Welcome to the last refuge
345
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:32,470
for magical creatures
in Michigan.
346
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,806
- Wait.
347
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:35,974
We're still in Henson?
348
00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:38,101
We're in the alley
outside Nielsen's.
349
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,312
How has no one ever found
this place?
350
00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:43,982
You have Lady Spiderwick's
warrior spirit.
351
00:17:43,982 --> 00:17:46,610
We cast glamours to make sure
352
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:49,195
no one wanders
into these hallowed grounds.
353
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:53,283
And these enchantments are
not only outside, they're in.
354
00:17:53,283 --> 00:17:55,869
If we don't
Hansel-and-Gretel our path,
355
00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:58,955
we could get lost forever.
356
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:02,542
Forever and ever.
357
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,591
-
And now the representatives
358
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:11,218
from Meskwaki will speak.
359
00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:13,386
The Meskwaki Hospital has been
an essential part
360
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:16,389
of Henson for 150 years,
361
00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:20,143
providing vital counseling and
social rehabilitation services.
362
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,938
It's already been the victim
of national budget cuts--
363
00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:26,483
going from 500 beds to just 50.
364
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:29,110
My grandson, Hatcher,
365
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:32,697
has severe body dysmorphia,
366
00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:36,159
and he won't take off
his robot helmet.
367
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:40,538
Because of Dr. Brauer,
for the first time,
368
00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:43,541
I've actually seen him smile.
369
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:44,918
Thank you, Barbara.
370
00:18:44,918 --> 00:18:47,045
Meskwaki treats all kinds
of issues.
371
00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:49,381
Issues we've ignored.
372
00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:51,758
People we've stigmatized
for generations.
373
00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:54,261
It has to stop.
374
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:58,056
Our loved ones need
to be seen and heard,
375
00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:00,642
instead of pretending
there isn't a problem.
376
00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:03,186
She has a son at Meskwaki.
377
00:19:03,186 --> 00:19:05,230
Obviously,
her opinion is biased.
378
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,648
I wouldn't send my son
if I didn't believe
379
00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:07,941
in Dr. Brauer's work.
380
00:19:07,941 --> 00:19:09,776
Look around.
381
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:13,530
So far, 43 people have come down
with this sleeping disease,
382
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:17,033
and none of our health
professionals understand why.
383
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:20,579
We don't know if
there's a pathogen in the water,
384
00:19:20,579 --> 00:19:23,540
or if this is some kind
of mass hysteria.
385
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:26,751
But only Dr. Brauer has offered
to open beds
386
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,795
and figure out
what's going on here.
387
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,464
These scare tactics
don't change the fact
388
00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:33,633
that these disturbed patients,
389
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:37,804
who won't take off a robot mask,
are the real threat!
390
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,724
- Yes.
391
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,019
We'll take a ten-minute recess
392
00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:46,187
and reconvene
to hear counterarguments.
393
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,902
Hmm.
394
00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:55,447
- Can I help you with something?
395
00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:57,240
You did this
to yourself, Tanner.
396
00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:00,201
- Tanner?
- What were we talking about?
397
00:20:08,251 --> 00:20:12,422
Come, come, children.
The Goblin Market awaits.
398
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,509
Hey.
399
00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:18,011
You okay?
400
00:20:19,054 --> 00:20:21,598
Yeah, yeah. Fine.
401
00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:23,600
Let's get that sword.
402
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,061
Mm-hmm. Let's go.
403
00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:41,409
What?
404
00:20:41,409 --> 00:20:43,536
Hey, uh, your location sharing
turned off.
405
00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:45,830
Are you okay?
Where are you?
406
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:47,624
I'm in none of your business.
407
00:20:47,624 --> 00:20:49,709
Look, Jared,
I-I don't want to fight, okay?
408
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,962
I'm-I'm just worried about you.
409
00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:54,673
You're acting angrier
and more erratic than ever.
410
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:56,424
Jared?
411
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,885
Are you there?
412
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:03,473
I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
413
00:21:03,473 --> 00:21:05,892
Have you translated the Field
Guide pages Mulgarath stole?
414
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:07,936
I studied them, yeah. Why?
415
00:21:07,936 --> 00:21:09,604
I think I found a creature.
416
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:12,649
He seems human, but he smells
like broccoli farts
417
00:21:12,649 --> 00:21:14,568
and has warts
all over his hands.
418
00:21:14,568 --> 00:21:16,027
Sounds like he could be a hag.
419
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:17,445
Hey, keep up.
420
00:21:17,445 --> 00:21:18,863
Follow the bread crumbs.
421
00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:20,407
You don't want
to get lost forever.
422
00:21:20,407 --> 00:21:23,785
Hags have incredible hearing,
and they love gambling.
423
00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:26,371
They lure naive humans
into deadly traps.
424
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,582
Spiderwick said the only way
425
00:21:28,582 --> 00:21:30,375
to escape a hag's trap is
to set it off.
426
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:33,378
Thanks.
427
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:35,922
Just, uh, call me when you get
back from not-being-with-a-hag
428
00:21:35,922 --> 00:21:39,384
so I can make sure you're alive,
and we can really talk?
429
00:21:40,427 --> 00:21:43,096
I'd like that... a lot.
430
00:21:50,228 --> 00:21:53,273
Jared will call us
when he's on his way.
431
00:21:53,273 --> 00:21:55,859
Hopefully, it'll give us enough
time to find the dragon page.
432
00:21:59,362 --> 00:22:01,615
You're doing the right thing.
433
00:22:07,245 --> 00:22:09,289
He disabled the way
into the attic.
434
00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:12,792
Hey, I think I got something.
435
00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,508
Hmm. No.
436
00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:23,303
These are just his drawings.
437
00:22:23,303 --> 00:22:25,347
Is that supposed to be you?
438
00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:29,392
He really hates your guts.
439
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,396
He drew something similar
back in Brooklyn.
440
00:22:34,689 --> 00:22:37,067
It got him in super deep,
the cops and everything.
441
00:22:38,109 --> 00:22:40,153
No wonder he hid these then.
442
00:22:40,153 --> 00:22:42,280
Yeah.
443
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,453
Hey, is Jared still
going to die?
444
00:22:50,538 --> 00:22:53,208
If we can find the dragon page
445
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,252
and help Mulgarath get
what he wants,
446
00:22:55,252 --> 00:22:57,254
he'll make sure nothing bad
happens to your brother
447
00:22:57,254 --> 00:22:59,422
or your family.
448
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,301
Hey, Calliope! Oh, my God!
449
00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:06,179
Hey! Hey, look at me.
Are you okay?
450
00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:08,306
He sprayed everything with iron.
451
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,602
It's all over the place.
I can't breathe.
452
00:23:12,602 --> 00:23:14,896
I actually admire his moxie.
453
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:17,107
Hey, you need to go home, okay?
454
00:23:17,107 --> 00:23:19,442
Okay, it's not safe for you
to be here.
455
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,778
All right,
I'll find the page myself.
456
00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:28,618
Oh, Simon.
457
00:23:28,618 --> 00:23:30,829
Your tiny minds will melt,
458
00:23:30,829 --> 00:23:33,206
and you'll be cleaning out
the mess
459
00:23:33,206 --> 00:23:35,458
with Q-tips for months
after you see...
460
00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:37,794
the Goblin Market!
461
00:23:41,423 --> 00:23:43,425
This used to be a grand bazaar
462
00:23:43,425 --> 00:23:45,760
selling thistle-down
to manticores
463
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,265
while will-o-wisps
juggled dandelions fire.
464
00:23:50,265 --> 00:23:52,726
Now everyone shops online.
465
00:23:52,726 --> 00:23:55,812
Still, we have everything
from phoenix bones
466
00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:59,608
to our famous
pumpkin spice latte.
467
00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:01,610
We need the vorpal sword.
468
00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:04,779
Vorpal sword. Hmm.
469
00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:08,116
I think
we had one in home goods.
470
00:24:08,116 --> 00:24:11,036
Hang on.
471
00:24:14,122 --> 00:24:17,042
Listen, Hubert is going
to try to trap us here.
472
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:18,460
He's some kind of hag.
473
00:24:18,460 --> 00:24:20,462
Then maybe we should go?
474
00:24:20,462 --> 00:24:22,631
No. We can't leave
without the sword.
475
00:24:22,631 --> 00:24:24,799
It's the only way
to kill Mulgarath.
476
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,509
There's got to be
another option.
477
00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:29,387
We have to trick him into giving
us the sword and then escape.
478
00:24:31,723 --> 00:24:33,308
Here we go.
479
00:24:33,308 --> 00:24:36,353
One vorpal sword.
480
00:24:36,353 --> 00:24:38,396
And one pumpkin spice latte.
481
00:24:38,396 --> 00:24:42,984
Um, we... we, uh,
didn't order the latte.
482
00:24:44,027 --> 00:24:45,946
- But I already made it.
-All right.
483
00:24:45,946 --> 00:24:47,405
How much is all this
gonna cost?
484
00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:51,159
1,024 teeth.
1,028 with the latte.
485
00:24:51,159 --> 00:24:53,536
- Teeth?!
- That is
the preferred tender, yes.
486
00:24:53,536 --> 00:24:56,122
You're telling me that
this latte costs four teeth?
487
00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:57,916
Well, you can really taste
the cardamom.
488
00:24:57,916 --> 00:25:00,544
Okay, we don't have 1,024 teeth.
489
00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:05,632
Then you just wasted
my entire break!
490
00:25:05,632 --> 00:25:07,926
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
491
00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:11,471
What if we played
some sort of game
492
00:25:11,471 --> 00:25:14,057
to earn the teeth?
493
00:25:14,057 --> 00:25:17,352
You must think that
I am some kind of degenerate
494
00:25:17,352 --> 00:25:20,564
that I would gamble with
four children for their teeth.
495
00:25:23,441 --> 00:25:27,112
Because I totally would.
496
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:42,168
I know one
of your patients was responsible
497
00:25:42,168 --> 00:25:44,170
for the disappearance
of my wife.
498
00:25:44,170 --> 00:25:47,132
I'm shutting you down.
499
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,011
No, I'm shutting you down.
500
00:26:03,481 --> 00:26:06,318
I think
this is terrifically ironic.
501
00:26:06,318 --> 00:26:08,987
This is the same way
I killed your wife.
502
00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:13,241
Eh, you know those mushrooms
you yank out of your prim lawn?
503
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,702
- That's your wife, Tanner.
504
00:26:15,702 --> 00:26:19,080
That's Julia.
505
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,541
I'm an ogre, shape-shifter.
506
00:26:21,541 --> 00:26:23,960
And you ingested a part of me
507
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,504
that I can transform
into anything I want.
508
00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:32,010
From this fleshy form to an
ophiocordyceps unilateralis,
509
00:26:32,010 --> 00:26:34,387
otherwise known
as the zombie fungus.
510
00:26:34,387 --> 00:26:37,140
I can't make you do anything
too complex.
511
00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:40,018
Nothing I don't know how
to do already.
512
00:26:40,018 --> 00:26:43,605
So, no flying planes or Sudoku.
513
00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:45,565
You're more like a puppet.
514
00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:56,660
Hmm.
515
00:27:07,462 --> 00:27:09,214
- I need you, Tanner.
- Hmm.
516
00:27:09,214 --> 00:27:11,591
After our meeting,
you're going to go out there
517
00:27:11,591 --> 00:27:14,678
and withdraw your motion
to close Meskwaki.
518
00:27:14,678 --> 00:27:17,472
I really need a win here.
Got a lot on my plate.
519
00:27:17,472 --> 00:27:20,392
Not only am I trying to poison
the water supply of Henson
520
00:27:20,392 --> 00:27:22,143
with a sleeping sickness.
521
00:27:22,143 --> 00:27:23,895
I'm also trying
to impress a lady.
522
00:27:23,895 --> 00:27:27,107
See.
523
00:27:27,107 --> 00:27:30,944
I don't have
your L.L. Bean catalog chin,
524
00:27:30,944 --> 00:27:34,823
but I did recently read
in Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop
525
00:27:34,823 --> 00:27:38,034
that competence
is the new handsome.
526
00:27:42,706 --> 00:27:45,417
-In the unknown,
527
00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:46,877
the hero must make
a personal sacrifice...
528
00:27:46,877 --> 00:27:48,837
Oh. So beautiful.
529
00:27:48,837 --> 00:27:51,548
...losing part of themselves
in the process.
530
00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:55,135
All right.
That's our collateral.
531
00:27:55,135 --> 00:27:57,888
So, what's the game?
532
00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:01,308
An ancient game of wits
533
00:28:01,308 --> 00:28:04,644
that has been played
through the ages.
534
00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:10,317
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
535
00:28:10,317 --> 00:28:12,527
- Ow. Ow. Aah.
536
00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:15,405
Laugh,
but each turn is worth double,
537
00:28:15,405 --> 00:28:17,616
and it escalates quickly.
538
00:28:17,616 --> 00:28:21,286
Win enough teeth, you'll get
the sword and the latte.
539
00:28:21,286 --> 00:28:23,955
But if you lose,
if you can't pay your debt,
540
00:28:23,955 --> 00:28:27,083
you'll work here until you die.
541
00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:29,044
Now then,
542
00:28:29,044 --> 00:28:31,463
how much do you care to wager?
543
00:28:34,674 --> 00:28:36,426
And the more the hero loses
of themselves...
544
00:28:36,426 --> 00:28:38,053
Let's throw.
545
00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,471
...the deeper they go
546
00:28:39,471 --> 00:28:40,889
into that dark abyss.
547
00:28:41,973 --> 00:28:45,143
Shall we throw again?
548
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,689
Oh. You're a ringer.
549
00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:51,274
Yes.
550
00:28:51,274 --> 00:28:53,652
- Only 1,026 left.
-Come on, Jared.
551
00:29:02,285 --> 00:29:05,747
- Oh, come on!
- Now that's 32 teeth you owe me.
552
00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:08,375
32? How?
He only played five rounds.
553
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,377
Each turn is worth double,
554
00:29:10,377 --> 00:29:13,129
and I'm going to need
another deposit to continue.
555
00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:16,883
Hatcher, give him your teeth.
556
00:29:16,883 --> 00:29:19,761
Dude, I don't
take off my helmet.
557
00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:21,137
Unbelievable.
558
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:23,348
We're wasting time.
559
00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,476
You can take my molars.
560
00:29:26,476 --> 00:29:28,562
- Let's go.
561
00:29:38,655 --> 00:29:39,864
Bree? Bree, stop it.
562
00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:41,032
No.
563
00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:47,289
Bree? Bree, stop.
564
00:29:47,289 --> 00:29:50,208
Bree, seriously, stop!
565
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,961
That's now, 512 teeth,
566
00:29:52,961 --> 00:29:56,590
512 delightful teeth
that you owe me.
567
00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:13,189
I messed it all up.
568
00:30:13,189 --> 00:30:14,733
I was jealous.
569
00:30:14,733 --> 00:30:17,444
- Of me?
570
00:30:17,444 --> 00:30:18,737
Duh.
571
00:30:20,488 --> 00:30:22,407
Bree, I'm not even near you.
572
00:30:22,407 --> 00:30:24,618
What?
573
00:30:24,618 --> 00:30:26,661
I studied for two years
with Valentina
574
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,747
before I passed her test.
575
00:30:28,747 --> 00:30:30,916
And then,
you just did it in two hours.
576
00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,295
I had to be the one
to find the vorpal sword
577
00:30:35,295 --> 00:30:36,922
and kill the ogre,
578
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:39,966
and it's not because of Chris
or competition,
579
00:30:39,966 --> 00:30:42,052
but because...
580
00:30:44,054 --> 00:30:45,972
Because my mom's mask
581
00:30:45,972 --> 00:30:48,058
is on Valentina's wall.
582
00:30:51,645 --> 00:30:53,897
Mulgarath killed her.
583
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,983
And I let everyone down.
584
00:30:56,983 --> 00:30:59,986
My mom, my dad.
585
00:31:01,029 --> 00:31:02,656
You.
586
00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:06,660
Oh, no sword,
no hope, no nothing.
587
00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:09,788
- I get it.
588
00:31:09,788 --> 00:31:12,666
The need to prove yourself
to your family.
589
00:31:14,084 --> 00:31:16,878
The pressure to be excellent.
590
00:31:16,878 --> 00:31:20,465
Fighting to be seen, just hoping
it'll make them love you.
591
00:31:22,133 --> 00:31:25,011
Well, I'm just petty
and vengeful and pathetic.
592
00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:28,557
Yeah. Well... same.
593
00:31:30,225 --> 00:31:32,727
- Okay, not same, same.
594
00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:35,480
- But... maybe similar?
- Mmm.
595
00:31:41,069 --> 00:31:43,655
Thank you for listening to me.
596
00:31:46,241 --> 00:31:48,243
Thank you for telling me.
597
00:32:09,222 --> 00:32:10,682
Oh, no, no, no.
598
00:32:10,682 --> 00:32:12,350
You chose your side, Simp-Simon.
599
00:32:12,350 --> 00:32:14,060
Now, get out of here!
600
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:17,480
Go ride a bike with your new
ogre-dad or something.
601
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,065
Ride it straight off a cliff!
602
00:32:19,065 --> 00:32:21,067
Thimbletack,
I'm only trying to help, okay?
603
00:32:21,067 --> 00:32:23,194
You need to believe me.
I need to get that dragon page.
604
00:32:23,194 --> 00:32:25,113
Well, it's not in the attic,
I swear.
605
00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:27,407
There's just a bunch books
and formaldehyde
606
00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:29,451
and my collection of lint
that looks like Elvis Presley.
607
00:32:29,451 --> 00:32:31,995
And that is all! Promise!
608
00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,756
Okay.
609
00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:56,519
The more Simon sneaks,
the more superglue leaks!
610
00:32:59,773 --> 00:33:01,066
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
611
00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,193
No!
612
00:33:05,403 --> 00:33:07,697
♪ Oh, don't you hear
the old man say? ♪
613
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:12,535
♪ Hurrah, me boys,
we're homeward bound ♪
614
00:33:12,535 --> 00:33:16,748
♪ Oh, don't you hear
the old man say? ♪
615
00:33:16,748 --> 00:33:20,460
♪ Goodbye, fare-thee-well,
goodbye, fare-thee-well ♪
616
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:24,339
♪ Oh, don't you hear
the old man say? ♪
617
00:33:24,339 --> 00:33:26,424
♪ Doo, doo-doo,
doo, doo-doo... ♪
618
00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:31,096
512 teeth.
619
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:34,140
I'm going to take all
of your chompers,
620
00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,809
and you still owe me.
621
00:33:35,809 --> 00:33:38,311
One of you is staying here,
622
00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:41,856
forever making
pumpkin spice lattes.
623
00:33:44,484 --> 00:33:46,611
- I'll do it. I'll stay.
- No, no, no, no.
624
00:33:46,611 --> 00:33:49,281
Dope! Let me get you a smock.
625
00:33:49,281 --> 00:33:52,450
Mallory!
No. Don't be a martyr.
626
00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:54,578
There's no other option, Bree.
627
00:33:54,578 --> 00:33:57,372
You guys have to go back
and stop Mulgarath.
628
00:33:57,372 --> 00:33:58,873
No, no, no.
We can still get the sword.
629
00:33:58,873 --> 00:34:00,584
Why are you whispering?
630
00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:03,837
Hubert hears everything.
631
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:10,093
That's why he won so many times.
632
00:34:10,093 --> 00:34:13,471
He listens to our muscles move
into Rock, Paper or Scissors.
633
00:34:13,471 --> 00:34:16,141
We need to fool his ears...
and change it the last minute.
634
00:34:16,141 --> 00:34:17,642
You're just guessing.
635
00:34:17,642 --> 00:34:19,185
Simon told me.
636
00:34:19,185 --> 00:34:21,646
He translated it
from the Field Guide. Come on.
637
00:34:21,646 --> 00:34:24,149
It's the only way he could have
won that many times.
638
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,568
So now you trust Simon?
639
00:34:26,568 --> 00:34:30,655
When Hubert was sharpening
his knife, I saw him flinching.
640
00:34:30,655 --> 00:34:34,075
- We have to trick him.
- Okay, look.
641
00:34:35,118 --> 00:34:38,955
We cannot risk everything
on a "maybe."
642
00:34:38,955 --> 00:34:41,166
What did I do
to make you hate me so much?
643
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,460
You never believe me.
Not now.
644
00:34:43,460 --> 00:34:45,754
Not when I told you
creatures were real.
645
00:34:45,754 --> 00:34:49,925
Not in Brooklyn when the whole
world told me I was messed up.
646
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,595
Because...
647
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:56,097
I thought you deserved it.
648
00:34:57,307 --> 00:34:59,309
I wanted you to be punished.
649
00:34:59,309 --> 00:35:00,810
I wanted you to hurt.
650
00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:02,812
Same way that you hurt me
651
00:35:02,812 --> 00:35:05,982
by wrapping everybody else up
in your crap.
652
00:35:09,527 --> 00:35:11,696
Listen.
653
00:35:11,696 --> 00:35:14,658
You're an incredible fencer.
654
00:35:14,658 --> 00:35:18,078
And I know...
I know you can win.
655
00:35:19,788 --> 00:35:24,501
But please, please believe in me
as much as I believe in you.
656
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,926
Double or nothing, right?
Let's go.
657
00:36:02,497 --> 00:36:03,540
- Yes, yes!
- Yeah!
658
00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:07,085
No, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no.
659
00:36:07,085 --> 00:36:08,795
We-we have to go again.
660
00:36:08,795 --> 00:36:12,549
You only have 1,024 teeth,
661
00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:17,429
and you owe me 1,028
for the sword and the latte.
662
00:36:18,471 --> 00:36:19,556
I didn't order the latte.
663
00:36:21,224 --> 00:36:23,184
-Guys, come on!
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
664
00:36:23,184 --> 00:36:25,103
Run, run, run!
665
00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:27,147
Hubert's gonna catch us!
666
00:36:27,147 --> 00:36:28,440
Run faster!
667
00:36:30,317 --> 00:36:32,944
You can't escape me.
668
00:36:35,196 --> 00:36:37,198
I don't think
that's gonna work, Jared.
669
00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:38,617
Wait, wait, guys.
Guys, I have an idea.
670
00:36:38,617 --> 00:36:42,746
I know you, fibbers.
I know where you live.
671
00:36:42,746 --> 00:36:44,623
We have to change
the bread crumbs.
672
00:36:44,623 --> 00:36:47,417
Great. We can lose him
and get out of here.
673
00:36:48,627 --> 00:36:50,670
I'll find you.
674
00:36:56,343 --> 00:36:57,761
Go, go, go, go!
675
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:14,402
- Yes.
- Yes!
676
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:28,792
Careful, careful. Ooh!
677
00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:32,879
- Yes!
- Yeah, we did it.
678
00:37:34,005 --> 00:37:35,549
Help, please.
679
00:37:35,549 --> 00:37:37,717
Somebody help me, please!
680
00:37:42,013 --> 00:37:44,057
Simon! Crap! Are you okay?
681
00:37:44,057 --> 00:37:45,976
Mallory, thank God.
Please get me out of here.
682
00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:47,936
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm coming.
683
00:37:47,936 --> 00:37:50,146
He came to steal
the dragon page for Mulgarath.
684
00:37:50,146 --> 00:37:52,065
I heard him.
He's betraying you.
685
00:37:52,065 --> 00:37:53,984
See? You can't trust anyone.
686
00:37:53,984 --> 00:37:56,319
Not even your own blood.
687
00:37:58,822 --> 00:38:02,534
Don't touch him.
Don't anyone touch him.
688
00:38:02,534 --> 00:38:04,077
Let him suffer some more.
689
00:38:04,077 --> 00:38:05,745
He's our brother.
690
00:38:05,745 --> 00:38:08,123
Grace family rules.
Don't be a d-bag.
691
00:38:08,123 --> 00:38:09,749
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
692
00:38:09,749 --> 00:38:13,628
Well, I say back stabbers
get stabbed back.
693
00:38:15,964 --> 00:38:17,173
Thanks, bro.
694
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,968
It's just a hilt.
695
00:38:21,011 --> 00:38:22,762
He tricked us.
696
00:38:22,762 --> 00:38:26,182
That old hag tricked us.
Look, there's no sword.
697
00:38:26,182 --> 00:38:29,352
This is rot!
Like you'd ever want my help.
698
00:38:32,105 --> 00:38:33,940
There was never a sword.
699
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,693
This is some kind of distraction
700
00:38:36,693 --> 00:38:40,071
so you could help Simon find
the dragon page for Mulgarath.
701
00:38:40,071 --> 00:38:41,615
That's not
what's going on, okay?
702
00:38:41,615 --> 00:38:43,658
- Really?
- We were a team.
703
00:38:43,658 --> 00:38:46,161
Things between us
didn't suck for once.
704
00:38:47,996 --> 00:38:50,040
All of you are against me.
705
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,625
We all want to help you!
706
00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:54,794
I broke my arm.
I'm missing teeth.
707
00:38:54,794 --> 00:38:58,173
You haven't done a damn thing
except avoid iron at all cost.
708
00:38:58,173 --> 00:39:00,091
I'm not a creature.
709
00:39:01,134 --> 00:39:02,469
Take off the helmet.
710
00:39:02,469 --> 00:39:06,598
Show me you aren't hiding
horns or elf ears. Hmm?
711
00:39:06,598 --> 00:39:08,934
You know why I can't do that.
712
00:39:08,934 --> 00:39:11,394
Because you're lying!
713
00:39:11,394 --> 00:39:13,438
Everyone in this room is a phony
714
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:16,066
pretending to be something
that they're not.
715
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:18,777
Pretending to care.
716
00:39:18,777 --> 00:39:21,738
Dr. Brauer, Hubert, all of you.
717
00:39:21,738 --> 00:39:23,281
I'm your friend, Jared.
718
00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:26,868
Then prove me wrong.
719
00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:31,915
Take off the helmet, Hatcher.
720
00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,097
Is it bad news?
721
00:39:47,097 --> 00:39:49,849
Uh, they're not
shutting down Meskwaki.
722
00:39:49,849 --> 00:39:53,228
Tanner backed down.
We won. We won!
723
00:39:53,228 --> 00:39:56,314
That's amazing.
Thank you.
724
00:39:56,314 --> 00:39:57,983
Oh, thank you.
725
00:39:57,983 --> 00:40:00,402
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
726
00:40:03,071 --> 00:40:05,407
Oh. Oh, my goodness.
I'm sorry.
727
00:40:05,407 --> 00:40:06,992
-Stop it!
-Jared!
728
00:40:06,992 --> 00:40:08,410
Come on.
729
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:12,038
Jared, please stop!
730
00:40:12,038 --> 00:40:14,583
Get off of him, Jared.
Let him go!
731
00:40:14,583 --> 00:40:15,834
-Ah!
- Show me who you are.
732
00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:16,877
- Get off of him, Jared!
-Stop!
733
00:40:16,877 --> 00:40:18,211
You're gonna hurt him.
734
00:40:18,211 --> 00:40:21,423
Shut up. Just shut up! Shut up!
735
00:40:21,423 --> 00:40:23,925
I'm not letting
any of you trick me again.
736
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,635
Jared, please!
737
00:40:33,852 --> 00:40:35,353
Jared! What did you do?
738
00:40:41,109 --> 00:40:44,195
Don't look at me like that!
739
00:40:44,195 --> 00:40:47,032
Like I'm the bad guy here.
740
00:40:47,032 --> 00:40:48,533
He's the monster.
741
00:40:53,038 --> 00:40:56,583
Lucinda tried to warn you
and you didn't believe her.
742
00:40:59,753 --> 00:41:01,755
It's not too late.
743
00:41:03,506 --> 00:41:05,842
Lucinda's alive.
I saw her.
744
00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:08,178
We can fix this.
745
00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:10,263
We can make this all right.
746
00:41:11,306 --> 00:41:13,016
Mom...
747
00:41:13,016 --> 00:41:15,310
Mom, you have to believe me.
748
00:41:26,154 --> 00:41:32,077
- ♪ Now you should smile ♪
749
00:41:32,077 --> 00:41:37,499
♪ Though your heart is aching ♪
750
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:42,420
♪ Smile even though... ♪
751
00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:44,839
Okay. Here's the intake form.
752
00:41:46,841 --> 00:41:51,721
♪ When there are clouds ♪
753
00:41:51,721 --> 00:41:55,183
♪ Way up in the sky ♪
754
00:41:56,184 --> 00:41:59,479
♪ You're gonna get by ♪
755
00:42:01,064 --> 00:42:03,942
♪ If you smile... ♪
756
00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:06,736
Sorry, it's just the hilt.
757
00:42:06,736 --> 00:42:11,199
♪ Fear and sorrow ♪
758
00:42:11,199 --> 00:42:13,702
It's not a hilt.
It's a test.
759
00:42:13,702 --> 00:42:16,037
♪ It may be ♪
760
00:42:16,037 --> 00:42:17,998
♪ Maybe tomorrow ♪
761
00:42:19,082 --> 00:42:20,584
♪ You'll see the sun... ♪
762
00:42:20,584 --> 00:42:22,878
The other dragon didn't survive.
763
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,508
♪ For you ♪
764
00:42:31,928 --> 00:42:33,930
This is all for the best.
765
00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:36,474
♪ Light ♪
766
00:42:36,474 --> 00:42:39,603
♪ Light up your face... ♪
767
00:42:40,604 --> 00:42:42,939
Hey...
768
00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:45,191
It's gonna be okay.
769
00:42:45,191 --> 00:42:47,444
♪ Hide every trace ♪
770
00:42:48,445 --> 00:42:50,155
♪ Of sadness ♪
771
00:42:51,907 --> 00:42:55,869
♪ Although a tear ♪
772
00:42:57,621 --> 00:43:04,294
♪ May be ever so near ♪
773
00:43:06,213 --> 00:43:09,174
♪ That's the time... ♪
774
00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:13,011
Why her?
775
00:43:13,011 --> 00:43:14,971
Why not me?
776
00:43:14,971 --> 00:43:17,224
It's simple, really.
It's because she...
777
00:43:18,850 --> 00:43:20,268
She...
778
00:43:23,939 --> 00:43:25,690
- VALENTINA
Mulgarath.
- Valentina.
779
00:43:27,984 --> 00:43:30,445
In the darkest moments
of despair,
780
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:32,530
having destroyed
the companionship
781
00:43:32,530 --> 00:43:34,658
of friend and family,
782
00:43:34,658 --> 00:43:37,494
the hero faces their nemesis...
783
00:43:37,494 --> 00:43:38,662
alone.
784
00:43:38,662 --> 00:43:42,624
♪ If you just smile... ♪
785
00:43:42,624 --> 00:43:46,127
It's lonely when they think
you're crazy
786
00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:49,089
and you know you're not.
787
00:43:50,131 --> 00:43:52,384
You have to keep
your head on, Jared.
788
00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:53,677
Stay strong.
789
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,097
Believe.
790
00:43:57,097 --> 00:43:59,891
♪ Do you see it too? ♪
791
00:43:59,891 --> 00:44:03,228
♪ I don't know what to do ♪
792
00:44:03,228 --> 00:44:06,565
♪ Call me on the telephone ♪
793
00:44:06,565 --> 00:44:10,193
♪ Because I'm feeling
all alone ♪
794
00:44:10,193 --> 00:44:13,113
♪ So where you wanna go? ♪
795
00:44:13,113 --> 00:44:15,198
♪ We can hit the road ♪
796
00:44:15,198 --> 00:44:16,783
♪ We can
hit the road ♪
797
00:44:16,783 --> 00:44:19,578
♪ We'll find the sun out there ♪
798
00:44:19,578 --> 00:44:23,873
♪ No need to run out there ♪
799
00:44:23,873 --> 00:44:27,127
♪ Another fire, I'm not afraid ♪
800
00:44:27,127 --> 00:44:29,880
♪ To see new worlds
come off the page ♪
801
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:34,259
♪ I'm not a hero but I can see ♪
802
00:44:34,259 --> 00:44:36,219
♪ There's something special
in you and me ♪
803
00:44:36,219 --> 00:44:41,016
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
804
00:44:41,016 --> 00:44:43,518
♪ And no one gets it
like you do ♪
805
00:44:43,518 --> 00:44:47,522
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
806
00:44:47,522 --> 00:44:50,525
♪ And no one gets me
like you do ♪
807
00:44:50,525 --> 00:44:52,485
♪ Ooh ♪
808
00:44:52,485 --> 00:44:55,488
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
809
00:44:55,488 --> 00:44:58,700
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
810
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:02,245
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
811
00:45:02,245 --> 00:45:05,457
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
812
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:13,298
♪ There's something magic
in the sky ♪
813
00:45:13,298 --> 00:45:15,133
♪ And no one gets it
like you do ♪
814
00:45:15,133 --> 00:45:19,763
♪ There's something magic
in your eyes ♪
815
00:45:19,763 --> 00:45:21,890
♪ And no one gets me
like you do. ♪
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