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225. Genius.

From tonight, Trace?

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I'm terribly sorry, but you accept denari.

I seem to fly myself in the chilling of local currency.

That's the third shot lifter you've missed this month.

What you got going through reality, eh?

The rest of us have to settle for it.

Or say something.

You've got a career if you play your cards right.

Sorry, Trace. That was your last chance.

Thanks, Charles.

Hey, boy, how's your job?

Thanks, Bob.

Satcha.

Oh, Christ, right.

How's that, you clash, that's all?

Personally, I'm called personal, but I have a clash.

What are you going to do now?

It was just a job, it's going to be fine.

Just a job, listen to her.

Well, at least I had one, OK?

Look, Dad, it's going to be fine.

So let me handle this, will ya?

It's not alive, so will you just stop.

There she goes, Fort Knox.

There it be.

Thank you, Paul McCartney.

How many parents do you know?

I haven't seen inside her kid's bedroom for ten years.

Yeah, but unusual situation, isn't it?

Anyway, is your idea, remember?

Trust her, you said.

Well, this is what trust feels like.

Hello, look.

I'm job hunting.

Bye.

Some junkie, I trust her, brother.

At least I have a mind.

Thank you.

Can I help you?

Hi.

I was just wondering about the job.

Job.

Um...

We have no job here.

Sorry.

Oh, that's not what it says in the window.

Oh, yes, that's a bit misleading, isn't it?

Yeah, just a bit.

So, what one is it? Job? No job.

I've got that by the place of surprise.

Someone here must have thought we needed someone, but we don't.

Now, besides that, I've been using fast-seared most of our customers, uh, Iranian.

Sorry.

Thank you.

Shane, nice place.

Can I help you with something?

Oh, Shane, not again.

Oh, Mum, I'm sorry.

I mean, I, I'm sorry I should have stopped her.

Oh, I just came in and emptied the register.

Really?

About this high, dark.

She's my wife.

She's always cleaning me out.

Oh.

And she's also the woman who keeps putting waitress wanted in the window.

Putting me in the unenviable position of, uh, talking to hopefully young women like yourself,

whom I had no intention of hiring.

As I've already told you, most of our customers are Iranian.

Salaam, Esniman, Tracy Pringle, Kosh, Ahmadine, Bear Taste of Persia.

Hello, my name is

Tracy Pringle, and welcome to the Taste of Persia.

Where did you learn that?

One hour on the internet, I'm a quick learner.

I'm tenacious.

You won't regret it, and I'm a hard worker.

Look, look, do I have a sign or something that says push over?

Your wife thinks you need someone.

I can learn them in your off-by-heart.

In the supermarket, I had the best head for prices in the whole store.

All right. All right. One, uh, one week.

Really?

I thought you were going to stay one night.

Thank you. I was one night.

A one night trial.

And then no arguments when we both discover this has been a terrible mistake.

Life is a dream in the mind of a dream.

Come.

Ride.

Oh.

Wish it.

Go, go.

I'm going.

Away.

Oh, go.

I've got a trial today for that new job, so I'm going to go home first and freshen up.

Oh, good girl.

Good luck.

Give me some bell.

Night.

Hey.

That time you started living here, innit?

Full-time love, slave.

Mwah.

Bye.

See ya.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Look.

Look, look.

Look.

Look.

Look.

Oh, no.

Hey.

Oh, no.

Jesus, what's going on?

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm on it.

I was just...

I'm sorry.

I'll go over this thing.

I've had a letter from a woman.

Graham was having a little fairy.

He never loved me.

No, I don't believe that.

The woman wanted me to know now that it's got a letter, but wasn't it?

that he's got, that's about wasn't it?

I can't hurt you even from beyond the grave husband's grave.

Anyway, that's your petition, guys.

Oh, that's okay.

How many signatures you got?

One of them is mine.

Yeah.

Well, you got somewhere, haven't you?

Can I help you?

Just... just... just... just... just... just... just... just... just... look.

Anything particular you were looking for?

No, no, no, no, no, just... you're not just... you know, looks nice.

Glad you like.

Yeah.

I think you're gonna bring me to Fran, Dave, actually.

Looks good.

Arrow, is it?

Persian.

Persian?

Nice food is it, Persian?

versions like it.

Ah, good, good.

So, this restaurant, now, food is all you do, that, is it?

What else did you have in mind?

Well, I don't know.

The answer is, you know, you know.

The answer is...

That's all.

The answer is...

The answer is...

Girls, you know.

No, I'm just wondering, what else you had on offer, you know.

I think it's time you were leaving.

A simple yes or no would do unless you've got something to hide.

Nice.

So, you've got a few women working for you, you know.

That's my wife.

Oh, oh, oh, sorry.

Fair enough.

Lovely.

So, you're strictly full of...

Oh, yeah.

Do the numbers 999, hold any significance for you.

Fair enough.

I'm going.

No.

The free country lost on my check.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hello.

My name is Yvette.

I will show you everything.

Thank you.

It's finally high out with someone.

Beautiful dress.

Wow.

You like it?

Good.

It's a beautiful...

Really?

Hello.

Good.

Hello.

Fresh.

Gay name.

Good.

Hello.

Fresh.

Hello.

Fresh.

You like it?

Good.

It's a beautiful...

Really?

Hello.

Fresh.

Gay name.

Good.

Hello.

Fresh.

Really?

Really?

Huh.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Good.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Very good.

Very good.

Mmm.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Okay.

Okay.

Mmm.

Okay.

I said we're gonna work with them.

I said, I'm not good.

You don't.

Go on.

Shit.

Hello.

Erm...

Shit.

Cush.

I'm a dean.

It's okay.

We are from Kensington.

Thank you.

A Persian restaurant that doesn't sell meat.

It's an oxymoron.

It shouldn't work.

You should send me in Tehran.

For the revolution, I had three restaurants each way.

Then I think you get your money out in time.

You got a crystal ball.

Bank account in the cadence.

Oh, a war there.

Gluttony as a sin.

What are you talking about?

Tell me this.

How do you manage it?

Keeping two women happy.

I find the most men kindly one.

Equality.

Harmony through equality.

I give you a chance.

I take a risk.

I let you work here against my better instincts and what you do.

Go and exceed my expectations.

Don't do that.

That's so mean.

Mrs.!

I've got the job.

The word, grotesque, doesn't do it justice.

My truth.

It's not how it looks, huh?

Yes.

Last night, one miles in Central Baghdad got hit by hell on her.

Everything all with her?

Everything will run.

Good news. I got the job.

Even better news. That's better with Richard.

Oh, Jesus Christ, let's crack open the champagne, shall we?

You OK?

Yeah. It's some left, David.

I'm tired. My dad.

Yeah, nice, sweet time.

You get some sleep.

MUSIC

It's interesting having a Norwegian.

When you get tried, send it up in Iran to become the first merchants.

No regions. Who told you that?

Well, Persians are into European, not Arabic.

The Indo-Viet was already there, but the Europeans were Norse.

Areas who migrated.

Well, I must say, we have a scholar in our midst.

I'm about you.

Tracy, what do you think of when I say the word Islam?

Hmm. Women in veils, guns, bombs, terrorists.

Really? How sad.

I hope when you ask me what I think of when you say Christianity,

I don't say the US Marines.

So, what is Iran like?

I like it here.

I prefer ex-emperors devoted only to food, holidays, memorabilia, and anniversaries.

God bless this country.

Will you never go back home then?

Why?

I would have lived somewhere else.

Good.

Invent a life for yourself.

I'm trying.

Oh, Mr. Farh!

What do you do?

Where are you, absolutely?

What's the matter?

Yeah, I... again.

Tracy, this is Farhose.

Oh, hi.

That told me about you.

Farhose, this is our new waitress, Tracy.

And this is my little Juneau.

No, my little piggy.

No, my little puppy.

Oh, he's lovely. Just the one.

No, no, no. Four.

Oh, he's gorgeous.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

He's not mine.

All four fuses.

Oh, sorry, I thought that you and Sam were...

Oh.

No, mine.

We were married.

Oh, yes.

We are.

Both of us are married.

To Sam.

Yeah.

It's a free country.

I... I don't care.

Nobody told you.

Sam has two wives.

I was saving it for your next shift.

This is my other wife.

I married twice.

Oh.

Oh.

Whatever, Sam.

Hey, I'm not Zap.

Let's go.

Hey.

Fest Whitman!

So, through his aspian with santa and star she sits around?

No, she was first married to santa's brother.

His brother? Mmhm. But she was killed.

Survived the revolution but was hit by a bus in Chicago.

Some stepped in, flew them here, to give a responsibility for his brothers old family, not many men would do that.

Oh, wow. So, the children aren't ears.

Family is very important to him. Honor, loyalty, he's a saint. You'll see.

Beeping.

Sorry about that.

Call me. Please.

Call me.

You are far.

You are lovely. Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Mmhm.

What have you done here, self?

What are you doing here?

Why don't we... if that's alright?

This place serves food, right?

The kitchen's closed. And I want you to leave, alright?

Some problem?

No, it's nothing. He used to be a boyfriend.

I had a moment of insanity but I've asked him to leave.

I'm sorry the kitchen closed five minutes ago and I don't allow my girls to be man-hammed.

You're girls.

Jesus.

There's no sudden mistake that's escaped again.

Trace is mine.

Okay. So why don't you just piss off back to back that?

It's Pira.

Our boys died out there and all your boys could do is bomb our cities.

My boys, I don't think they're my boys.

Alright, well, let's come on.

Come on, we saved your fucking country.

So you could live in it.

You.

You.

What?

Talhead.

Kamaljoki.

San Miguel.

Come on, get it off your chest.

What's happening here?

It's alright, madam.

Sweetheart.

You're disturbing us, a couple of us.

Darling, it's okay.

It's okay. I have everything under control.

What are you there?

This is our room, Lynn.

It's a freaking our room.

Hari.

What's the advice?

What are you doing here?

We can offer you dessert a little bit of takeaway, that's all.

Dessert.

No thanks.

I know when I've had more than my first share.

No, I mean it.

No lights, greedy people.

Do you know?

Forgive the spectacle, a complimentary glass of wine.

Tasty, mate, need a hide home.

Wait.

It could just be bad luck.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Both tires at once.

This is a professional job.

We're immobilized.

I'm so sorry.

Ah, so I'm saying that.

I'll take you home in a taxi.

It's not safe tonight.

No, a taxi.

I'll be fine, seriously.

Mm-hmm.

He's just left with her.

In a taxi.

God.

I simply found her.

She's a one.

Well, thanks for the lift.

There was nothing I'd just pushed the button.

It was easy.

Shall I see you up?

No.

No, no.

What floor are you on?

Twenty.

Hurry up.

It's too late.

Come on.

Actually, a lot of pretty well to do people were moving in here.

Sure.

So, um, how did you get to have two rides?

Can't you get done for the Ligme?

Don't be it about the bush, do you?

Ah, sure we could if we were the polygons.

One guy, bunch of wives.

Feroza and Yvette are only my common old wives.

Not really, really married.

But we've celebrated two Persian weddings together and, uh, we consider ourselves married every other way.

Is there anything else you want to know?

I just don't understand now.

Are you wives that mine sharing you?

I mean, that's a whole point of love to have someone you really like or to yourself.

Yes, that's fine.

But I also think most people would rather share a first rate person than have a third rate model to themselves.

Mm.

It's the ride.

It quite happens.

Oh my God.

God, no.

It's not a trick.

Don't move on, muscle.

It's okay, honestly.

It was about the beginning of how they started getting more and more so after.

Hey.

Oh.

Ah!

You often does that.

Sorry, Trevor.

Thanks for seeing me up.

I've aged a thousand years, but, uh, you're welcome.

Sorry.

Anyway, um, you can take the lift back down if you want.

Very funny.

Okay.

Bye.

Is there anything I should know about the stairs?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

My Tracy dumps me.

She catches me with another woman.

Then she hooks up with a fellow who's got a horror.

Explain that one to me.

I must be missing something.

This kid is running a horror.

Right ear in Kensington.

And no one's battling an eyelid.

Hi.

Hello.

I'm from the local newspaper.

Hello.

I'm doing a survey.

Hahaha.

Oh.

It's a parlour.

It's a very fun story.

So what?

You can see the

book.

It's a very fun story.

Oh.

Now.

Could thou and I with fake conspire to grasp this sorry scheme of things entire?

Would we not share a trick to bits, and then re-mold it nearer to the heart's desire?

C prison

My

I love you.

I love you, I love you.

I love you.

Would you like to see upstairs?

It's not gone with the wind.

And up here is a monster bedroom.

Oh, you want to learn farce?

First we have to loosen your tongue.

Oh, cheers.

Sala mati.

Sala mati.

Very good.

We have something to show you.

Are you ready?

Come on.

Come on.

Doesn't she look beautiful?

We thought she should rise for her first language lesson.

Oh, no. You haven't lost another job, Afia.

I left. I'll find something else.

Can't keep looking at everyone out forever, Tracy.

Tracy!

Tracy.

Tracy.

Can I sleep with you?

What?

I speak. I speak with you, actually.

Yesterday I panicked.

You looked so, um, that I...

Can I speak with you, if I may?

Have you been following me?

Uh, yes.

It's a lot harder than they make out in the movies.

Actually, it's incredibly difficult ever.

Anyway, has someone been rude to you?

If so, then I'm sorry.

No.

But then I don't understand.

Is it me?

Please.

Can we talk?

Reclining, Buddha.

Calling the earth to witness Buddha.

Setting in motion the way of the law.

Dispelling fear, Buddha.

So, um, how many religions do you actually support or have your skill?

I'm a religious United Nations. Everyone gets a seat at my table.

So, um, what did you want to talk to me about?

Yesterday when I ran out, it wasn't because I was angry.

I enjoy your company. On the contrary, I...

Greatness, it happens.

I like being with you.

Really? Why?

I don't know. You're funny.

It's a bit weird being around a man, though.

You know.

What?

It has a whole ring.

It's so bizarre.

It's not quite as it appears.

Tracy, I have something to say.

Um, I don't actually sleep with either of my wives.

I never have. If that makes any difference to you coming back to work.

Why not?

That's a good question.

It's quite complicated, actually. Um, my wives may have told you, um, if that recently

lost her husband, did she?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's... she's very close to through us there, and with her financial worries, it seemed logical.

It's the least I could do.

You know, place to get over things, maybe not forever.

I was honoured to do it.

So, you don't sleep with them?

No.

Ever.

Mm-hmm.

You are kidding me.

Please, don't tell anyone.

My reputation as the playboy of Kensington will go right down the toilet.

You did an amazing thing.

Taking care of everybody.

Amazing.

I don't know anybody you do that you did.

You're just...

An idiot.

Mary wants is a common mistake, Mary.

Twice is pure kindness.

But sometimes Tracy, we have no choice but to be our brother's keeper.

I've upset you.

What are you doing?

Setting emotion that we live below.

Bringing woman.

Setting emotion.

Estate number three.

Come on the roll.

I shouldn't have done that.

Sorry.

Self-discipline is my best quality.

Have you noticed?

I have actually.

It's quite impressive.

Oh, I'm glad you're paying attention.

Hmm.

Yeah.

It works more closely.

Promise you'll come back to work.

I'll think about it.

I'll be back.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy.

Tracy, I know you can.

I know what's going on.

It's all over the papers.

Just tell me you're not seeing that feather.

It's not right and you know it.

Tracy.

It's a fantasy.

You know it can't work.

Look in the mirror and wake up before you do something you regret.

It's not our world, babe.

It's not our way.

Good afternoon.

Sebastian Partridge, social services.

We, uh, my office read about you and your children.

No, no, no.

No, we don't normally respond to this sort of thing.

But it says here that all the adults share a bed together

and that the children sometimes join you.

Mention of the children consensus.

No, no, this is, uh,

here we are, Dad.

I think we all need some tea.

I thought we'd all agreed on the need for discretion.

Didn't we all agree?

It's the journalist.

She taped me.

She speaks French.

She said that she was doing a survey.

And sent all of his lives.

The social work has said it was routine.

I have to make sure the children are fine.

It's good.

What a good country.

It's good, isn't it, that they do things like this?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'll leave you alone.

I'm sorry.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll leave you alone.

I'll leave you alone.

Okay.

Dad, welcome.

Thank you so much.

I only came to return this.

I'm sorry.

It's not working out.

We are sitties.

You're kind.

It's the best way to as we back.

It's not the earth.

It's Sam, isn't it?

It's everything.

It's not right.

It's just not right.

Okay.

Sam told us we could talk to about us.

It's fine.

Stay.

Stay.

I can't handle it. It's all too much.

He said you was a best kisser.

He said well.

He said that.

It was everything.

We are his friends.

You see, we are once you've done.

This is too weird.

I am losing my mind.

Come back.

Please.

So where are you taking me?

No more questions.

Food is incredible.

Army.

Just a second.

Sorry.

We'll take care of something.

You better come in.

This could take a moment.

Sorry about this.

Done.

Someone's left the lights on.

The lights will see if it gets something to eat here.

Shall we?

No.

Toast.

You make me feel younger than when I actually was young.

Don't worry.

I'll have you owned by 10.

The problem with luxury is that almost nobody is worthy of it.

At least it will be.

When I see a lovely house, I think they'll be fine, but are they happy?

When I see a mansion, I think they'd better be.

Rich people who are unhappy are especially disgusting.

I know what you mean.

How do we furnish the soul with luxuries?

That's the question.

You know.

You've got a lovely way of putting things, haven't you?

I think that's one of the nicest qualities a person can have.

A lovely way of putting things.

Cheers.

Oh, love you.

You're going to have to carry me home in a bucket at this rate.

Come on over now. Come on.

Are you sure?

Hi, Frosé. It's me. I'm calling.

I just need you to read me this again.

I find a fine one.

Yes, I'm a Tracy actually.

We want to make love.

Hi.

So, do you mind?

Correct.

Basically.

This is so bizarre.

Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of multiple marriages.

I think you.

Let her have a try.

We're sure about this.

I love hotels.

Yeah, I'm sure.

So this passage will make me what we'll do.

This passage will allow you to be my temporary wife, my secret.

C.A.

I love that.

It's an old tradition in my family.

It's what a man does before making love to someone of you.

I suppose it leads three parts of beer in a curry, but she's the tradition round here.

The

conclusion is that you should do that.

Stop being a temporary wife.

All you have to say is repeat three times.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.

Okay.

Whenever you like.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.

I divorce thee.