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- Hello, wife.
- Hello, husband.

I still can't believe
that we're actually married.

It feels like a dream.

It's not, is it?

I mean, I don't mean to be silly

but on the other hand,
given our history..

Does that feel like a dream?

Come true.

To be continued..

...in Hawaii.

- You ready?
- Ready.

I'm missing a bag.
I must have left it at home.

- Oh, do you mind?
- Honey..

Something tells me
we're not gonna need

a lot of clothes
on our honey moon.

No, but this bag has that
black teddy you bought me..

...in it.

This bag? This one?

I hope you don't do
everything that fast.

There's one way to find out.

What about Hawaii?

Hawaii can wait.

We have been through so much..

...just to get to this moment.

Not now.

Don't move.

Oh, hello.

I hope I wasn't
interrupting anything.

Well, more to the
point, I hope I was.

Look, I don't know
who you are, but..

Well, actually we've
met before, Mr. Kent.

Although, I doubt
if you'd remember.

- I'm...
- H. G. Wells.

He's the one who took
us back through time

to save you as a baby.

That's interesting,
you weren't supposed

to remember any of
that ever happened.

Yes, but you told me about it

when we ran into Tempus
the second time.

Oh, actually, you didn't,
your older you did.

My older me, really?

That's jolly good. It's nice
to know that I have a future.

May I? Do you mind?

- Well, actually...
- Oh, by the way..

My older me
didn't happen to mention

that I'd be stopping
by today, did he?

- Uh, no.
- That's too bad.

It would be nice to know
if this is all

going to work out
in advance, you know?

Well, hopefully I'll remember
to tell you next time.

This is a lovely,
lovely place you have.

Ah. Thank you.

I think I'm getting a headache.

Oh, great.

It's our honeymoon night.

Which is why I've come,
rather urgently, I'm afraid.

At the risk of sounding
indelicate, you two haven't..

What I'm trying to say is..

Speaking to the point,
you two haven't..

...consummated your
marriage yet, I hope.

- What?
- No. I mean, not yet. No, no.

Good, good, good, then.

- Then I'm not too late.
- Too late for what?

I'm here to help you reverse
a terrible curse.

- A curse?
- Yes, quite.

Cast upon your love
centuries ago

by a wicked, vindictive soul
who was bound and determined

to destroy your love forever.

Right. I didn't think
you'd believe me

which is why I wanted to
confirm my suspicions first.

Tomorrow's headline,
if you consummate.

A curse.

Naturally.

Why not?

How did you find out
about this curse?

Initially, with, with this.

'In its own way,
it's a time machine.'

'But in actuality,
it's much more than that.'

I came across it on my future
travels to a time

that is quite unlike
anything I'd ever dreamed of.

'Anyway, there I met
a fellow inventor..'

who discovered a way to identify
the energies emitted by souls.

Excuse me?

You see, every soul has an
energy field unique unto itself

a cosmic fingerprint,
if you will.

No two exactly alike.

Anyway, I use this device to,
to track that energy.

Or to be more precise,
to, to backtrack it.

Wait a minute, you're
not seriously talking

about past lives?

And if I remember, my dear,
you were equally skeptical

about time travel
when we first met.

Okay, let's just say
for argument's sake

that this does
what you say it does.

What does that have
to do with this curse?

Well, that's how I first
found out about it.

I used the device

to track your soul through time.

Why mine?

I just simply chose the most
powerful personality I knew.

Superman.

And I discovered something
quite remarkable along the way.

It seems that your soul
is intertwined with hers.

Like..

...soul mates.

Soul mates?

'Wherever his was,
there was yours.'

'Never without the other.'

Two lovers destined
to meet and fall in love

'over and over again
throughout time.'

Anyway, anyway,
that's the good news.

The bad news is
unless you go back

to the time of the curse
and stop it from being cast

tragedy will strike you down

in every lifetime
every time you..

...consummate.

And usually, it's very painful.

Do we even have a choice?

- Abstinence.
- No way.

- No, not a chance. Forget it.
- Right, right, right.

Well... here goes.

Never actually
tried this before.

Where are we?

What am I wearing?
Where's Lois?

Duck!

- Ouch. I'm bleeding.
- Sorry, I forgot to tell you.

Your super powers don't work
in this incarnation.

That's kind of an
important thing

to forget, don't you think?

Holy mother of God, the Fox.

We captured the Fox.
We got the Fox.

Be sharp, he's a crafty one.

Look, there must be
some kind of mistake here.

Drop it.

- Okay.
- Well, well, what have we here?

- Tempus?
- That's Baron Tempos to you.

- Baron Tempos?
- Oh, dear.

'Don't you remember me?'

I'm the bad guy who collects
horrendously unfair taxes.

'And you're the good guy
who robs me blind'

and gives it all
back to the poor.

- Lois.
- Clark.

Wa-wa-wait.

- Clark? Who's Clark?
- Clark, uh...

She means me. I'm Clark.

Sir Clark of Kent.

Really?
Good God, don't tell me

that's what the Saxons
are wearing now.

But I digress.
Where was I?

Oh, yes, I remember.

Behead the Fox.

No!

Let's see you
get out of this one.

Nicely done.

Great shades of Caesar, the
ambush worked to perfection.

Three cheers for the Fox.

- Hip-hip.
- Hooray.

- Hip-hip.
- Hooray.

Perry?

Harry, son.

Friar Harry.

What's the matter, get conked
on the head or somethin'?

'Come with us, baron.'

Take your hands off of me
or I'll run you through.

'I said unhand me, you churls.'

'The crime for roughing up
a ruffian is decapitation.'

Clark, you're hurt.
Are you okay?

- Yeah.
- I've got a better idea.

Why don't I take your
gold, then run you through?

Wait, wait, no.

If we stoop to his ways,
we're no better than he is.

Let's just make him
walk home in defeat..

...without Lady Loisette.

That's a great idea.

Humiliate the man.

'Alright, alright,
you heard the Fox.'

Let's move. After you, baron.

You have not seen
the last of me.

- Move it.
- You'll burn in hell, Friar.

'No, hell's too good.
I'll send you to Ireland.'

I should've known an incarnation
of Tempus was behind the curse.

I mean his hatred
of Superman transcends time.

Wait a minute, I have
a few questions.

Why are we here dressed like
Robin Hood and Maid Marian

and you haven't changed one bit?

Perhaps, the answer
lies in the fact

that this is about your
lives, your circle of friends

your destiny, see, not mine.

I'm merely a guide.

Like a, well,
a narrator in a play.

Then why am I here? I'm
not even from this planet.

Perhaps Clark Kent isn't.

But your soul, it comes
from a place beyond planets

beyond time where we,
where we all come from.

The power of your love is what

brings your souls together
time after time.

You see, that is
the one absolute.

Wherever she is, you are.

Together but eternally teased.

Milord.

Mom, Dad?

Milord, time is short.

'You should come with us
to our cave'

before Baron Tempos
returns with his troops.

She's right, sir.

If Tempos discovers

your secret identity,
he'll have your head.

Oh no, not this secret
identity stuff again.

- Find me Sir Charles, now.
- Yes, milord.

Really, sorcerer, you must
stop talking to rodents.

It completely undermines
your credibility.

Baron, I feel a strange magic.

A force unlike any other
has entered our sphere.

Never mind that I have
more pressing concerns.

The Fox has stolen
Lady Loisette from me.

And I simply can't have that.

I hate it when the hero gets
the heroine. It's so cliche.

Why do you want to force
her to marry you anyway?

Simply to rule over her fiefdom?

Why, sure, power's fun.

But the added bonus
is that it will destroy

the Fox because she's his girl.

That's why I want you
to make her love me.

Would that I could, sire.

Unfortunately, spells can
enchant, and they can damn

but they can never force
the ways of a heart.

You're sure about that?

You've talked
to all the other sorcerers?

- Positive.
- Very well.

I'll try a more conventional
approach first.

But if that fails,
I want you to prepare

your most diabolical curse and
doom their love for all time.

Gladly.

I'm not saying I'm buying
into any of this stuff yet.

But it is kind of bizarre that.

Tempus of all people
is behind the curse.

I mean, if it was Lex Luthor,
I could understand, but..

What?

It's the pants, isn't
it? They're too tight.

No, no. They're perfect.

I just never get over
how well defined you are.

Thank you.

Oh, here, let me help.

You know what I was thinking?

That we need to get back
to our honeymoon ASAP.

That's what I was thinking.

- Yes?
- So sorry about that.

Yeah, but your parents just told
me something very interesting.

It seems that Sir Charles
and Lady Loisette

are secretly in love.

And that is why he, the Fox,
you, ambushed Tempos

to get her away from him.

Sounds like something
I'd do in any life.

Yes, the problem is
that could very well be

the event that triggered
the curse, you see.

If so, we could already
be too late.

Your horse, milord.

Come, come, you can beg
better than that.

That'll be all, squire.

- Sir Charles?
- Jimmy?

Milord?

Never mind. Where's Tempos?

He's been looking all over for
you. I'll tell him you're here.

So now you're
being nice to me, eh?

Nice rat. What's his name?

Her name is Morgana.

She's my wife, actually.

At least she was until I caught
her in the arms of another.

Perks of being a sorcerer.

Wait till you see what
I'm cooking up for the Fox.

What have we here?

My prized knight has deigned
to make an appearance, has he?

Your eyes betray you, my friend.

You don't much like
stooping to me, do you?

As a rule, no, baron.

That's what I like
about you, Charles.

You're fearless.

Which is precisely why
I want you to duel the Fox.

- In my name, of course.
- That's impossible.

Impossible, why?

Because..

...the Fox is on the loose.

Well, not for long,
I assure you.

He will be captured,
and when he is

you will defeat him
for all to see.

And after the Fox is
vanquished once and for all

I will marry Lady Loisette
and live happily ever after.

Clark, it's about time.
I was getting worried.

I'm supposed to be out
searching for the Fox.

Baron Tempos wants me
to duel him for your love.

You fighting you for me?
Well, that should be interesting.

What about the curse,
has it been cast yet?

I don't think so. You do not
wanna mess with that sorcerer.

The guy's married to a rat.

Pardon?

The point is,
the original Sir Charles

came back for Lady Loisette
like I'm doing.

But he ran off with her,
never to return.

Which means Tempos
wasn't able to marry her.

Well, that must be what
triggered the curse.

The question is, how can we stop
the curse from being triggered?

Who wants wild boar?

Something wrong?

Hey.

Did you ever wonder if our
relationship was jinxed, Clark?

Not just here, but everywhere.

What do you mean?

I mean jinxed like
it's not meant to be.

Just look at everything
we've had to overcome.

- Lois.
- Clark, I'm serious.

Maybe we're missing
the obvious here.

Maybe it's time
we stopped pretending

and start looking
at the writing on the wall.

I mean, it just seems like
every time we turn around

every time we try
and take the next step

something is in our way trying
to keep us from getting there.

When you add it up like that..

...it's a lot.

Maybe that's the point.

Maybe what this
really is, is a test

to see how badly
we wanna be together.

Maybe it's up to us
to decide if it's meant to be.

What do you think?

I think there's
a very good reason

why we're soul mates.

Forgive me for interrupting.

Are you kidding? We
could set our clocks by it.

Yes, yes. Quite right. So
sorry but time is of the essence.

And I think I have an idea.

What would you
think if we found a way

to have the Fox duel
Baron Tempos himself

and lose to him?

It might keep the curse
from ever being cast, I guess.

And you could return
to your honeymoon.

But that would leave the Fox
to spend the rest of his life

at the mercy of Baron Tempos.

Isn't that preferable
to the alternative?

Him having to endure
the first of a

never-ending string
of tragedies?

What about Lady Loisette?

We can't just let her
be stuck with the baron.

If I know her, and I think I do

she can handle him.

- Lois, I...
- Clark.

I wanna go home now.

I wanna turn on some soft music

and open that champagne
and finish

what we started
in the 20th Century.

Foreplay is great,
but this is ridiculous.

I'll need my green tights.

Twelve o'clock, turn around.

Heard you were looking for me,
Tempos. Careful, careful.

You wouldn't wanna
make a martyr of me, would you?

Search the area
for Lady Loisette.

After all, foxes mate for life.

Tempos. Looks like
it's just you and me.

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm a baron, I have people
for that sort of thing.

I only duel nobility.

Where is Sir Charles?

Right in front of you.

Sir Charles, you're the Fox?
I love it.

Well, of course,
it all makes perfect sense.

Never in the same place
at the same time.

Always ducking away and
returning with some lame excuse.

I can't believe
I was actually fooled

by a little mask over the eyes.

Duh. Join the club.

'Sir Charles is right.'

This fight to the death
is between him and me.

Fight to the what?

- Oh, dear, dear.
- You two.

What are we gonna do? If you
let him win, he'll kill you.

I know. But maybe
that's the only way.

Are you crazy?

What would happen to me or Clark
if Sir Charles, you know?

Yes, well, I'm not sure.
Although, souls never die.

So, it really
shouldn't affect Clark.

Is there a more noble way to
die than for love, Sir Charles?

I don't wanna die.

But if that's what it takes
for us to be together, it's easy.

Clark, no..

- Clark.
- Alright, Tempos, you want me?

- Come and get me.
- With pleasure.

Drat. My sword.

Sir Charles.

I hope you believe
in the afterlife.

No. Stop. Wait.

If you spare his life,
I'll marry you.

- Lois.
- Well, that's touching.

But if I don't spare his life

you'll be forced
to marry me anyway.

What do I get out of the deal?

The one thing you
can't force. My fidelity.

- Lois, you can't.
- I accept.

On one condition,
non negotiable.

Sir Charles is to leave the
country, never to return.

Not that I don't
trust you, milady.

But why tempt temptation?

He accepts.

I can't let you die.

Fetch the bishop.

Tell him he's got
a wedding to perform.

No, no, no. You must not.

No, remember what
you're doing it for.

Have faith in your love.

We're back at "The Planet".

- Yeah. Quite good.
- Where's Lois?

Lois, well, I'm not quite sure.

- What?
- Well, just, Lois, Lois.

Where is Lois?

Lois, are you alright?

Yeah, I think so.

We're back.

We did it.

- We reversed the curse.
- Lois.

Honey, what in the King's
name are you doing here?

Lois, shouldn't you be
at your wedding now?

Don't you mean our
honeymoon, Jimmy?

Ah, great shades of Elvis,
have you lost your mind?

'What's the matter with you?'

Better not let Tempus
see you doing that.

Tempus?

Oh, dear.

I'm afraid something's
gone terribly wrong.

Tempus a king?
We don't even have kings.

Plus, he is supposed
to be in prison.

- What is going on?
- I don't know. I don't know.

- I don't know.
- Look..

You said,
if we reversed the curse

we'd be able
to consummate our marriage.

Well, we reversed it, didn't we?

By changing history, yes.

But, we didn't have a choice.

That was the only way
to stop the curse.

History is held in
delicate balance

with infinite consequences
to even the most remote

or seemingly
insignificant change.

'So it's quite possible to..'

Well, that by allowing
Baron Tempos to defeat the Fox

we unwittingly allowed
evil to defeat good

in a time and place
it had not done so before.

'You see, that, over time,
could very well have shifted'

the balance of power
in the favor of evil.

Which would explain
why Tempus is now a king.

I'm afraid so, quite.

Can't we just have a honeymoon
like a normal couple?

Is that too much to ask for?

Alright, we obviously can't
leave things the way they are.

So, what do we do?

We must go back
and defeat Tempus this time.

We must shift the power
back to good.

But won't that trigger
the curse again?

No, not if we travel back

to a more recent
incarnation of yours, you see.

To a time when
curses didn't exist.

You mean, a different lifetime?

Yes, as a matter of fact

that's... precisely what I mean.

Just another day in the life
of Lois and Clark.

Oh, boy.

Hey, what's goin' on?

'Come on, get up front.'

'Get up there, boy.'

'Any
final words, Lone Rider?'

Reveal your secret
identity perhaps?

Lone Rider?

Last chance, Lulu.

Just say the magic words,
darlin', that's all I require.

Magic words? I don't..

Lulu?

Alright, Tempus Tex.
That's enough.

Come on, let him down.

You forget what happened to the
last three sheriffs, sheriff?

Tick-tock, darlin', tick-tock.

Very well.

- Pull!
- No, no!

If you spare his life,
I'll marry you?

- No.
- I accept.

On one condition,
non negotiable.

The Lone Rider is to ride
out of town, never to retur..

Whoa. Talk about your déjà vu.

Whoa.

Shoot, missed high.

You made a wise decision, Lulu.

You and your dowry are gonna
make me a very rich man.

- Can you whistle?
- What?

Whistle.

- Hey.
- Come here, boy.

After him, you cretins.

My hero.

- Pretty romantic, huh?
- Very.

Hello, hello. So
sorry to interrupt.

Some things never change.

In any lifetime.

Alright, I beat Tempus
and I got Lois back.

Now, let's get out of here
before they catch up to us.

If only if it was that simple.

Now, wait a minute, you said
that Clark had to defeat Tempus.

- He did that.
- Well, temporarily perhaps.

You see, I just had a
conversation with a passing..

What do you Yanks call them?

Yes, a buckaroo, who informed me

that Tempus Tex is holding
hostages near and dear to Lulu.

Insurance, apparently,
to, you know

make sure that the
wedding goes through.

The short of is you
haven't defeated Tempus

until you've saved them first.

Great.

Did the buckaroo say where.

Tempus was holding them
or who it was?

Unfortunately, no, no, no.

- 'Over there. Run.'
- What are you doing?

'I'm looking for
your secret identity.'

Tempus said you had one.

Dual personas does seem
to be a part of your destiny.

Yeah, and trouble seems
to be part of mine.

Bingo.

You sure this is gonna work?

Oh, please.
Who are you talking to?

Hurry.

Get.

Oh, thank goodness,
there you are.

I'm so glad you're here.

Is that a fact?

And where, pray tell,
is that pesky Lone Rider?

He rode off.

And I screamed for help
and I was rescued

by this... mild-mannered
telegraph operator.

Really? Well,
how fortuitous, sir

that you just happened
to be here.

Out in the middle of nowhere.

Miles from
the nearest telegraph.

Have we met before?

You look awfully familiar.

- I have that kind of face.
- So you do.

I don't even wanna know
who you are.

Well, come, my dear.

We better get on
with our wedding

before you require
any more rescuing.

I'm forever in you debt, sir.

I trust our paths
will cross again.

Bet on it..

...sir.

Alright, I signed
the prenuptial agreement.

Now, why don't you
release the hostages?

Hostages? What hostages?

Is that the only reason you
signed over your land to me?

Because I've got your parents

strapped to an old barrel
of dynamite?

My parents?

That's who you're holding?
Oh, you are evil incarnate.

Why, sure, is that a bad thing?

In any event,
I don't have anything

until I have your hand.

I feel like I've been
chasing that forever.

That said, if you don't become
my wife in exactly 10 minutes

I'm afraid next up
on the preacher's docket

will be mom and dad's funeral.

Ten minutes?

Alright, let's get this
wedding on the road here.

He's got my parents
tied up to dynamite.

And it's gonna go blow
up in 10 minutes

unless I marry him which means
evil wins and we're screwed.

Don't worry, I'll find them.

This sounds like a job for..

- Uh, the Lone Rider.
- Yes, quite.

- Shall we?
- Ladies and gentlemen.

We're gathered here
today to join

these two fine people
in holy matrimony.

I'm not used to doin' this
without the flower girl.

'Sweetie, maybe you..'

He must have them rigged to some
kind of trigger mechanism.

Where do we start?
We got five minutes.

Perhaps it would
be helpful to think in terms of

where the Tempus as we
know might hide them.

Why?

Well, we've seen how each
soul expresses itself in a unique

yet consistent manner
from lifetime to lifetime.

And it's that consistency,
that fingerprint

which time cannot erase.

I mean, it is who we
are and always will be.

Do you, Tempus Tex,
take this woman

to be your lawfully wedded
wife to have and to hold...

I do.

Sorry, this is the point where
the villain accelerates things.

Now skip on down.

Okay, let's see, he's, he's
power hungry, vindictive, evil.

Perhaps a more
specific character trait.

One that categorically
defines him.

- Well, his ego without a doubt.
- Yes.

That's why he has a camera here

almost before
they were even invented.

Leave it to Tempus to..

Wait a minute.

The camera.

Since when did telegraph lines
run to outhouses?

And how many are guarded?

Come on.

Do you, Lulu, take this man

to be your lawfully
wedded husband to ha...

- Skip on down, reverend.
- Blah, blah, blah.

- Till death do you part?
- Answer the good reverend.

Could you repeat the question?

Oh, yes, quite.

Terribly sorry, I didn't
realize that there was a line.

Whoops, old habit.

Woo-hoo hoo! Not bad
for no super powers, huh?

Wait, you're Lois'..

Lulu's parents?

Time's up, Lulu.
It's now or never.

Well, in that case,
I think I'll choose never.

And in your case, Tempus,
I do choose never. Literally.

Why, Lulu, I'm crushed.

Jilted at the altar
was not part of my plan.

Well, I guess this fairy tale
gets an unhappy ending.

Take the picture, George.

Now.

Alright, Tempus, it's over.

- You've run out of lives.
- Whatever that means.

I don't know if you've
noticed, but I hate to lose.

Especially to you. Willing to
die for your love, are you?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Quite good, quite good.
Doesn't that hurt?

Yeah, but I'm kind of
starting to like it.

Alright, sheriff.

He's all yours.

'Gladly.'

I'll see you at home, honey.

I wanna talk to Mr. Eastman
about that new camera of his.

'Okay, honey.'

Let's go, Tempus.

So you're my parents?

Of course.

Apparently, you were left
on their doorstep as a child.

Isn't that weird?

I wonder if you got my parents?

You saved our town
from the evil Tempus Tex.

How can we ever repay you?

You already have.

Or will.

It is, uh, time.

- We have to go.
- But we'll see you soon.

We're back.

I think.

Yeah, but did anything change?

Lois.

Honey, what in the King's
name are you doing here?

Wait a minute. King?
Did you say King?

Well, yeah, sure.

Hey, ace, do I know you?

Hey, aren't you two supposed
to be on your honeymoon by now?

Our honeymoon?
So far so good.

The paper.
Where's the paper?

"Congressman resigns
over controversy."

- Oh, what a relief.
- Congressman?

- Did we miss a scoop, Jimmy?
- What about Tempus?

- Is he still the king?
- Tempus? King?

What the hell
is she talkin' about?

Uh, she's had a really
long day, chief.

Oh, okay.

Come on, Jimmy, let's let these
two lovebirds find their nest.

'Right, chief.
Hey, have fun, you guys.'

Oh, I'm sorry.

- Excuse me.
- No problem, Jimmy.

Hey, Jimmy..

...something tells me
that you should ask her out.

Really?
You think she'd say yes?

Trust me.

Well, the curse is broken.
Good and evil are in balance.

And love has conquered all.

Destiny has blessed you
both with each other

'no small gift indeed.'

There's many people
who travel alone through..

Well, their whole lives

and envy what you two
have together greatly.

Try to remember that
the next time

the Gods decide to test you.

Now..

...where were we?

Hello, husband.

Hello, wife.

Now, that's what I call getting
carried over the threshold.

Hmm. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Oh, wow, I'm beat.

You're kidding.

Honey, please tell
me you're kidding.

Don't move.

You know, I know this is
our first time and everything.

And I really want
everything to be perfect.

But if you had your heart

set on Hawaii..

...I'd really understand.

You were saying?

Didn't spill a drop.

I don't want anything
to cloud this moment.

A moment we're destined for.

That's what makes it so special.

I love you, Clark Kent.

I love you, Lois Lane.