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Ah! Ow.

- Honey, you okay?
- Uhh..

Who... who are you?

- What?
- Where am I?

Oh, no, no, no.

No! No! No!

I'm just kidding.
Lighten up! Ha!

That's not funny.
Honey, that is not funny!

No, that was funny.

Those are not funny.

Clark, I know you better
than I know anyone

and I will never understand
your fascination with those things.

One look at them and I wanna
be chemically hosed.

Honey, you have to keep
your sense of humor.

Think what a kick the kids are
gonna get out of these things.

I'm just not sure we should
be bringing all of this on.

What do you mean?

Oh, I don't know, Clark.

Maybe we're cursed or something.

And maybe the Gods like us
to get happy, comfortable

enjoy a little peace
and quiet and then, wham!

Takedown, grapple and pin,
happiness loses.

I don't think we
should joke about this.

And the more I think about it we
really shouldn't be advertising.

Honey.

We are getting married

because our
being together is bigger

than anything
that has ever been.

It's destiny.

Oh, Clark.

And besides, it's not like
the wedding destroyer broke out

of the asylum or something.

The wedding destroyer?
What made you think of her?

Just flipping through
that article we wrote on her.

Remember?

'Myrtle Beech, hmm.'

Oh, she hated us.

So I guess we look
on the bright side?

At least the wedding destroyer
isn't coming after us?

Mm-hmm.

If you think about it
you can see the reason

these things are so popular.

Oh, come on!

Next you're gonna be
defending a big-time wrestling.

Just because
something is popular

doesn't mean it has any value.

There is some sort
of truth here.

Or maybe truth
is too strong a word.

They have no right. This is
our life. It happened to us.

We declined to comment

and that should've
been the end of it.

Lois, if that was the end
of it, we'd be out of jobs.

You're not comparing
what they do to what we do?

Well, I like to think that what
we do has a higher purpose

but I wonder if it feels that
way to the people we go after.

Morning. What can I do to make
your day a little better?

A lot of chocolate, a
little caffeine and no fat.

Same here, but double
the caffeine and triple the fat.

How are the wedding plans
coming?

- Pardon?
- 'The wedding plans.'

'You seem a little
nervous, but don't worry about it.'

'To be nervous is okay.
It's just fine.'

I don't mean to be rude,
but I have a little rule

about talking to strangers.

I'm no stranger, Lois.

- Who are you?
- I'm Mike.

Hey, I-I know you.

You know, you worry too much,
Clark.

About Lois, about everybody.

You're doing just fine.

But you two really
ought to get on your way.

Yes, we should.

Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be late.

You know, I didn't notice what
a beautiful day it is today.

- Hmm.
- Lois, Clark.

- Like my article?
- Oh, hello, Nunk.

What's this,
a reassessment of my work?

No, just looking for a birdcage.

A birdcage. That's good.
Glad I had the recorder running.

Anything else you'd like
to say for the record?

Yes, for the record.

You should get
yourself to Harvard.

That's a college in Boston

and turn yourself over
to the science lab

as a scientific breakthrough.

The newly discovered,
one-of-a-kind lowest form

of life in the known universe.

Clark, anything to add?

Yeah. Tell him
to quit taking pictures.

- Or?
- Don't go there.

Lamont, you want to stop
taking pictures?

- Nope.
- Ah. Okay.

'I'm just trying to
tell you for your own good.'

There's supposed to be
solar flares all day today.

Those things have been known
to ruin entire rolls of film.

- Fascinating.
- Okay.

Oh, that's good.
Right in the camera.

You know, I have a funny feeling

those pictures
aren't gonna turn out.

You know, speaking of funny
feelings I was wondering

if you two
had heard about Myrtle Beech

the, uh, wedding destroyer.

- She's out.
- What?

You guys put her away,
didn't you?

And since your
wedding's coming right up

you sure you got nothing to say?

- We have nothing to say.
- Listen, I feel for you.

I mean, you just
can't get a break.

Lois' amnesia, living with Lex.

Man, it must've kind of burned
a little, huh, Clark?

Lois all whacked and shacked
with her old fiance.

Of course, you had that
hot little lizard-eatin' clone

to do the frug with.

Listen, let's get
something straight.

Clones eat frogs,
not lizards. Frogs.

Any idiot knows that.

Myrtle!

- What's up, doc?
- I can't believe it!

You're out! You really did it.

Now, doc, how in the
world can't you believe it?

If it hadn't been for
all that nitro you slipped me

in those little
nail polish bottles.

I don't
know what I'd have done

but now I am out.

Breathing sweet,
clean air again.

And I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.

I think we should retire
to my private chamber.

The police have
already been here.

Hmm. Police!

Tax-sucking rubber-shoed
dummies with pensions.

Myrtle, I've really missed you.

So, Myrtle..

...tell me your plans.

Oh, Voyle, you know
what my plans are.

Hmm, do they involve

a certain pair of reporters

who brought you
nothing but misery?

- They just might.
- Hmm.

And as they prepare
to marry and look forward

to a life of great joy
and happiness..

...will you be
destroying all that?

I just might.

And will I be there
to record it all

in the name of science?

Well, we'll just have to
see if you're a good boy.

Oh, Myrtle, tell me everything.

Well, then.

Lois and Clark.

And how I will
destroy their wedding.

Alright, from now on,
this is a red-alert wedding.

All information
is to be centralized

modularized and on
a need-to-know basis.

Shower, canceled.
Rehearsal, canceled.

Out-of-town brunch and
rehearsal dinner, canceled.

Reception, to be determined.

- Yes, Jimmy?
- Um, can I still bring a date?

Lois, there's a good chance

we're probably
overreacting here.

- 'Lois Lane?'
- Yeah.

Sign here, please.

Thank you.

"TWD!"

The wedding destroyer?

Now, hold on,
I'm gonna get the bomb squad

in here double-quick.

Clark, you know, you took
an awful chance doing that.

Wait, it, uh, it-it didn't look
like a bomb to me, chief.

Fine, she's gonna go
after my wedding

we're gonna go after her.

Jimmy, pull up every
nanobyte we have on Myrtle.

You got it.

Perry, can you
reassign our stories

so we can concentrate
on this psycho?

Already done.

Appreciate your seeing me
on such short notice.

Well, when Dr. Grumman
passed on your message

I was understandably intrigued.

You see, I'm a great admirer
of your work, Mr. Nunk.

It passed many a long
evening in the hospital.

Especially that recent series
on those two reporters.

Well, I bet you're kind of
interested in them now, huh?

What ever makes you say that?

Let's pop the cork here, Myrtle.

I'm holding information
you'd like to have.

I got a blanket of
spies on those two

janitors, coffee guys,
staffers on the Planet.

More snitches than
a Watergate reunion.

And you know everything about
that wedding's gonna change.

You need my info to keep up.

And in exchange for this
generous gesture you would get..

To be right there when
you hit. Johnny on the spot.

Plus an exclusive
interview with you... after.

You realize, Mr. Nunk,
that this is no game.

Lois and Clark humiliated me.

Took my freedom
and sullied my good name.

I am not planning a prank.

I am planning revenge
of operatic proportions.

Cool.

So you were gonna be
one of Myrtle's bridesmaids?

- Yes.
- What was she like?

- Before.
- Sweet.

Such a romantic.

She was dying to be loved.

She was an orphan, you know.

Uh, yeah, her parents
died when she was five.

Inherited a $200 million
fortune when she turned 18.

That's when she met Roger.

He was an attorney
who handled her estate.

And on the day they were
supposed to get married

he died in a car crash
on the way to the church.

What sort of unusual behavior

did you first notice
in her... after?

Well, she started making scenes
at other people's weddings.

Friends of ours.

Pretty soon, she wasn't
invited to anything anymore.

I started hearing stories
about how fixated she was.

If she couldn't be married
and happy, then no one could.

Someone told me
she'd let rats loose

at some poor girl's wedding.

Uh, first we heard she phoned
in a bomb threat to a church.

Then she poisoned
a wedding cake.

Then sunk a boatful of people
on their way to a reception.

She never actually
killed anyone though.

Did she?

Oh, I'll be right there, honey.

Emily, Myrtle is very,
very dangerous.

And now she's coming
after Clark and me.

Do you have any way
to reach her?

'Or-or maybe you could tell us
something about the fiance.'

He was... a man.

According to
other friends of hers.

Myrtle said he was
the one perfect person

that she ever knew.

Was he?

I don't know.

I don't think there are
any perfect people.

I think he wanted
to love Myrtle.

Are you saying that he didn't?

Well, I'm saying that
she didn't really know him.

Well, maybe you could
tell us a little more...

Look, I don't wanna
get too involved.

Myrtle scares me.

I... I don't wanna have
anything to do with her.

I'm sorry.

- Hello?
- Clark.

Hi, mom.

I'm just calling
to tell you not to bother

coming to meet us
at the airport tonight.

- Why? What's wrong?
- Someone canceled our tickets.

Here. Here, Jonathan.
And watch your back.

Right. Ahem. Yeah, hi, Clark.

Someone phoned in
pretending they were us.

Alright, well,
don't you guys worry.

I'll make sure you get here.

Okay. Thanks, son.

- Myrtle?
- Myrtle.

You should probably
call your folks.

Tell them they'll be
coming Superman ex..

- 'You gettin' all this?'
- What?

'This is beautiful.
We're gettin' every word.'

Nunk. Jump in.

'Hey! You broke the door!'

Hey, hey, hey! Okay,
hold the phone, muscle boy!

You haven't heard
what a little thing

called the first amendment says?

Congress shall make no law
respecting an establishment

of religion or prohibiting
the free exercise thereof

or abridging
the freedom of speech.

Yeah, yeah,
what about the part saying

I got the right to do whatever
I want 'cause I'm a reporter?

Well, we can all be
thankful of that amendment

has not been written yet,
Mr. Nunk.

Hey, you-you can't just
take my camera, my film.

Well, normally, you'd be
right, but I just had a thought.

And, Lois, you can tell me
if I'm reaching here

but I believe
the escaped lunatic

known as the wedding destroyer
has threatened you?

That's right.

I can't help wondering
if someone's been

slipping her some information.

Someone who has eyes everywhere.

'Someone who would do
anything for a story'

'no matter how many lives
were endangered.'

I wouldn't say you're
reaching at all, Superman.

In fact, I think you might
be on to something here.

Good. That's a very good theory.

Now let me show you
a little theory.

It's called
speed-dialing my lawyer.

Superman, I've
got an idea. Grab him, rough him up.

Hey, Tom? Leo.

Uhh! I'm having a little
problem with Superman!

Superman, hold it, hold it.
It's okay.

Yeah, I am-I'm currently being
I believe the word is, hoisted.

Superman, let him go.

I'm as mad as you are,
but this isn't the way.

Well, gee, Lois, if you say so.

I'm sorry, Mr. Nunk.

But see, Superman
is a very good friend of ours

and, well, if he thought
that you were helping Myrtle

in any way, well
the phrase "God help you"

would take on a whole new
meaning because only God could.

- 'Leo?'
- Call you back, Tom.

Well, that was very dramatic,
Ms. Lane, ahem

but Lamont and I
are reporters not criminals

and we'd like
our equipment back.

Mm-hmm.

- And an apology.
- Don't push it, Nunk.

Okay. Come on, Lamont.

I'm driving.

I've never seen
Superman quite so edgy.

You were like one of those
crazed cops in a buddy movie.

Being a groom will
do that to a guy.

Hey, did you do what
I think you did?

Nunk's notebook.

Say that five times fast.

Now, let's just see who
he's been talking to.

Here you go.

Thanks, Superman!

- Hey, you-you're...
- I think Lois needs you.

Yeah. Thanks.

'This is interesting.'

He has notes here about
a Dr. Voyle Grumman.

Yeah?

Which is the name
of the grief therapist

that Myrtle saw
after her fiance died.

Well, I guess Dr. Grumman's

gonna get a visit
from Lois and Clark.

Hmm.

Well, Voyle, I just saw
the lovely little gazebo

where Lois and Clark
are going to be married.

I was, in fact, the last
person to see it prior to its..

...incineration!

Voyle, are you pouting?

No... it's just..

Look, I-I-I must be honest.

While, certainly,
it's-it's fun canceling

airline reservations..

...burning down gazebos,
it just, it lacks the scope

of-of what I thought
we were trying to do.

I don't think you're quite
seeing the whole picture, Voyle.

This is just the violin
section warming up.

They overcome these little
inconveniences together

and they appreciate
each other more.

In the face
of all this adversity

he loves her
for her feisty resolve.

She loves him
for his... quiet strength.

The knowing way
he draws her into his arms.

'Comforting her.'

Whenever life's
endless cruelties

become too much for her.

And she can't imagine
a world without him.

But that's exactly
the kind of world

she's going to be living in.

A world where the pain of
simply being alive and alone is..

...almost intolerable.

Intolerable.
E-exactly what do you mean?

Yes, Miss Grad?

Really?

I see.

Lois and Clark are here.

They're probably just
running down a laundry list

of all my former associates.

Smile, lie through your teeth
and try not to sweat too much.

'So, you were
Myrtle's grief counselor'

'after her fiance died?'

Yes. Oh, yes.

When did she stop seeing you?

Oh, it was, um..

Well, she was my patient
for a-a very short time.

I wasn't very effective
in her case... obviously.

- And have you seen her since?
- Since what?

'Since she was your patient?'

Since she was my patient, yes.

I mean, no.
I mean, what do you think?

Yes. Oh, yes.

We came across something
kind of interesting, though.

Out of 20 or so weddings
that Myrtle disrupted

six of those participants
became your patients.

Don't you think that's
kind of an odd coincidence?

Um, not really, you know.

There are very few therapists

that specialize in cases
of romantic grief.

In fact, I am the only one
that I know of in Metropolis.

So you see, it's not
really unusual at all.

Do you know a reporter
named Leo Nunk?

Nunk?

No, I-I don't.

Are you warm, doctor?

Yes, a-a bit.

You see, I'm-I'm wearing wool.

It's that reporter. He
turned us in, I'm telling you.

- Calm down, Voyle.
- We've got to get rid of him.

His information's
been awfully good.

And awfully helpful.

Myrtle.

But if he has turned on us..

...we'll find out.

X-raying this place, I saw...

Don't tell me. A secret lair?

How'd you know?

Huh. Please.

Most couples are
picking out China patterns

and arguing over seating charts.

We're breaking and entering.

Hmm.

Looks like he keeps his files
in here.

Hey!

Hey!

What's the big emergency?

I have something
I wanna show you.

See, this wedding band is
the one we're gonna substitute

for the one Lois Lane
bought Clark Kent.

Is it a good match?

Yeah, I think so.

What about the size?

You seem to have
similar hands to Clark.

Why don't you slip it on?

Yeah, seems alright.
What's the plan here?

The plan? The plan
is if you don't talk

it's gonna be "With
this ring, I thee dead."

- Dead?
- Dead.

Aah!

But could you maybe
illuminate me a little

on your mental state right now?

- I hate..
- Hmm.

Voyle, quit your foolin'.

You talked to
Lane and Kent, didn't you?

'What'd you tell them?

Did you tell 'em
where to find me?

Did you tell 'em
what the plan was?

I didn't tell them anything.

Interesting. He's lying.

- How do you know?
- I don't.

I just think everyone's lying.

Oops.

Oops?

You idiot, you killed him!

Alright, so, let me
get this straight.

Myrtle's fiance dies
in that car crash.

- Right.
- Myrtle comes to Voyle.

Voyle starts talking
to some of Myrtle's friends.

Ostensibly to get
a more thorough

psychological
portrait of her, but..

But what he pieces together

is that Myrtle's perfect
fiance isn't so perfect after all.

'Cause Mr. Perfect
was having an affair with..

Emily the bridesmaid.

No wonder
she was afraid of Myrtle.

Look at this.

"They were coming back
from the hotel in separate cars

both ready to tell
Myrtle the wedding was off."

Ouch.

"When his car hit an ice
patch and flipped into a ditch."

Mmm. So, that was
Myrtle's great lost love.

And Voyle knows this
and he's kept it from her.

Look at this.
This guy really is sick.

"All my life,
I have sought to create

"a specimen of pure rage.

"Myrtle's emotions
are the clay with which

I will mold a creature
driven by grief and pain."

See here, it was even his idea

for her to disrupt
that first wedding.

'Metro link 15, man down.'

'Possible
electric shock victim.'

- What?
- It's an ambulance.

Someone's been electrocuted.

They don't know if they can
get him to the hospital in time.

- Go.
- Y-you..

You'll stay here,
you won't go back to

Dr. Grumman's without me?

- Clark, come on.
- Okay.

'"The key
to Myrtle's dysfunction'

'is the total lack of.."'

Total lack of..

He's dead, Superman.

I know this man.
Who made the call?

I did.

- You saw who did this?
- I was hiding back there.

I mean, I didn't
see, but I heard.

It was Myrtle Beech
and that doctor.

Voyle Grumman?
How'd they kill him?

I don't know, some
electrical thing

with this big, bright
light and then..

...they're going after
Lois and Clark.

You were right.
Nunk cut a deal with them.

He's been slipping
them information.

Listen, man, they're crazy,
I mean, really crazy.

Superman, there's a fire
at Mercy Hospital.

They can't get all
the patients out.

They need you there now!

"The key to Myrtle's dysfunction"

"is the total lack of love
she received as a child"

"combined with the trauma of
losing her parents and fiance."

Of course, we haven't even
dealt with the real issue yet.

What's that?

What ever am I going to wear
to Lois and Clark's wedding?

'Maybe black.'

No. I don't wanna
outshine the bride.

You know, Myrtle,
I have a feeling

that we may not be
safe here anymore.

'What do you mean?'

God knows if that idiot Nunk
has told anyone about us.

'You know,
you're right, Voyle.'

Maybe we ought to
move on out of here.

Check into the Mandalay Hotel

make that our base,
what do you say?

I think that's an
excellent idea.

Good, I'll register us.

You pick up whatever
we need and meet me.

Yes. The Mandalay
has an excellent buffet.

Mmm.

Hello, Miss Lane.

I see you've discovered
my little secret about Myrtle.

That's too bad.

What kind of a man are you

taking that poor,
grief-stricken woman

and turning her into a monster?

- I need her.
- Why?

Myrtle is a singularly
unique case.

Grief and rage in perfect union

acting out with
spectacular force.

You see.

I needed to feel pain.
Other people's pain.

And she is a lifetime supply
providing, of course

that she's handled correctly.

And you are a very big
part of that handling.

Which is why..

...I'm letting you go.

- What?
- Yes. Go.

Go on with your wedding,
Miss Lane

because that's
what Myrtle wants.

I don't mean to seem ungrateful

but you do know
that I'm going right

to the police and Superman?

I wouldn't have it
any other way.

And then Voyle let me go.

So the police don't have
any leads on Myrtle or Voyle.

They disappeared.

And that's where
things stand, wedding-wise.

Does anybody have an aspirin?

- Oh, yeah.
- Right here.

'I'll get you one.'

Alright, two will be fine.

Well, kids, it's pretty obvious
the best way to handle this...

We've decided...

Cancel the wedding
and get as far

from Metropolis as possible.

- Just the opposite, actually.
- What?

Now, Lois, I think you should
listen to what Sam's saying.

Yeah, I-I gotta say
I'm-I'm chiming in here.

Ditto.

Okay, okay, but just
hear us out, okay?

Say we go off to... Kuala Lumpur.

'As long as
they're on the loose'

she's gonna try and destroy us.

I guess technically,
she ought to be called

the happiness destroyer, huh?

What?

We have decided to set a trap.

- What kind of trap?
- A wedding trap.

Oh, I don't think
I can take much more of this.

We're sticking to the same
time and the same date

only we don't
want to endanger anybody else

so it's just gonna be
Clark and me and Superman.

Now hold on, you two.

If there's trouble,
we're not running from it.

We're your family. Family
doesn't run from trouble.

And neither do friends,
right, chief?

That's right, Jimmy,
You tell us where and when

we'll be there
with Kevlar and rice.

I'd never tell
a bride how to get married.

Would you, Ellen?

Well, it's just,
it's just so you, Lois.

'I mean, she always
had to be different'

'than all the other kids.'

Okay, so... your ring is at
the jewelers being engraved

and I assume that
you want it, right?

Okay.

Okay.

Don't mess up.

- Oh!
- Excuse me.

Let me get that for you.
Here you go.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

Nice doing business with you.

Lois Lane's wedding band!

Myrtle, I think
it was a stroke of genius

to make her the target.

What ever made you
think of that?

Something you said, actually.

Really?

- Me?
- Mmm.

That Lois doesn't
seem to suffer as much as Clark

or at least not as well.

I think you said.

"A lifetime of misery
will wear better on Clark."

Well, I may have said
something like that.

Pretty, isn't it?

If you like that sort of thing.

You, uh, definitely
decided no cops?

We don't want anything
to scare them away.

Alright.

But you're sure that,
uh, Superman's around?

Positive.

- You okay?
- Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.

It's just, uh..

It's a little close in here.

Oh, uh, Ellen, do you
have the-do have the ring?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Uh..

'Dearly beloved..'

Alright, alright, everybody.

It's okay.
Everything's alright.

'Let's just, uh,
uh, calm down. It's okay.'

Yeah, now, where were we?

Oh, yeah, uh-uh, Clark

'do you take Lois'

'to be your
lawfully wedded wife?'

I do.

- Do you, Lois...
- I do! I do!

Uh, can we, uh, maybe slow
this down a little bit?

She's not here.

Okay, um..

Uh, the ring?

How romantic.

Oh, the ring.

'With
this ring, I thee wed.'

"With this ring..

...I thee wed."

Get away, or she dies!

Don't move!

- No! No!
- Then do what I say.

Alright. Okay.
I'm not moving, right?

I'm not moving. Nobody move.

Alright. No one is moving.

Okay, now, please..

We'll be going now.

I just wanted
one good look at her.

'Right on the edge here.'

One little button-push
away from the eternal.

And you, you look scared.

Well, you should be.

'Cause this thing

'it has a 10-mile range'

so don't even think
about following us.

I don't care if you're
as fast as Superman.

'I see anybody coming after us'

my thumb hits the button,
and she's dead.

You're planning
to kill her anyway.

You don't know that.

And you don't wanna risk it.

I mean, who knows
what I'm gonna do?

I'm nuts, right?
That's close enough.

Call an ambulance!

Don't do this to my daughter.

Myrtle... you need help.

Oh, I remember the last time
you tried to help me.

Three years
in the wacky factory.

We didn't understand then

what's-what's
really wrong with you.

What's really wrong with me is
that I lost the only perfect man

I ever loved.

No, that's not true.
Voyle's been lying to you.

Desperation. Very good.

Yeah, your fiance,
he was gonna leave you.

'He was in love
with your friend Emily.'

How dare you?
How dare you sully his name?

'Voyle has a secret
file on you, we've read it.'

He's twisted
everything that happened.

'He's kept you thinking
that Roger was perfect'

so he could control you,
but he was not perfect, Myrtle.

He was gonna leave you.

That's a lie.

No, it's not.

He was driving
to the church when he died.

He was going there to
tell you it was over.

And Emily's car was right
behind his, wasn't it?

They were together, Myrtle.

We read all of that
in Voyle's file.

- For God's sake...
- Shut up!

You were just some
sick experiment to him.

Who's been telling you all along

how your one chance at
happiness has been ripped away?

Who's been pushing you
to hurt other people?

To strike back?
Who killed Nunk?

- Myrtle!
- Ow!

I have nothing now,
thanks to you two!

Not a friend in this world!

Not even the memory
of being happy.

Nothing!

You have the truth.

Being alone, that's the truth.

Maybe I ought to show you
what that feels like.

Now, you-you could
do that, Myrtle.

'You have the power.'

'But look at where you are.'

You remember what all
this felt like, don't you?

The hope you had in your heart.

The life that you always
dreamed of right in front of you.

Well, now that life
is right in front of me.

In front of all of us.

And you hold those lives
right in the palm of your hand.

'You don't wanna do
this anymore, Myrtle.'

Stop.

Stop, and we'll get you
the help you need.

But end this, Myrtle.

End it now.

It's alright, Myrtle.
We'll talk later.

You're gonna be just fine.

Ma'am?

Get in the car, please, ma'am.

You okay?

Considering we just had
our second wedding

which failed to result
in an actual marriage

I guess so.

How do you feel
about a little trip?

Where?

And again, all those that can
fly under their own power

will be making themselves
and their fiances airborne.

And flying due west.

Where are we going?

Can't you feel it?

The further west we go,
the more right it feels.

It's here. We should land.

Do you know where we are?

Oh, you beat me here.

'Well, I guess
I should've known.'

You look familiar. Do I...

You know me, Clark.

Yeah, of course I do.

- And you, too, Lois. I'm...
- Mike.

All my life,
he's been there for me

giving me just
that little extra..

Yeah, he's always there with
a little bit of encouragement

but we never get to remember.

What are you, Mike?

Are you.. Are you a...

Lois, I've got
the best job in the world.

'I look out for people.'

Ah ha! I have no idea
where we are, Olsen.

I just, uh, turned around
and, uh... hey!

- Who are you?
- You remember.

Everyone remembers today.

- Mike?
- Yes!

- Hey!
- Jimmy!

- Mike!
- 'Perry, good to see you!'

How you doing? Good to see you!

Glad you're here.

- Martha!
- Mike!

Mike, what
a pleasure to see you.

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

- Oh, good, good to see you.
- Well, for goodness sake!

Oh, it's marvelous
to see you all.

- Mike, good to see you.
- 'Oh, it's terrific.'

Well, I don't know about you
but I'm ready to get started.

Started?

It's time for you kids
to get married.

'You've got your friends,
your family.'

It's a pretty nice day.

You've even got
a broken-down old minister.

Look, everyone needs to know
that this isn't some kind of

evil genius, cloned
amnesiac fake-out

because there would be a riot.

Clark, I'm just here
to help you both get

what you have
wanted for so long.

'And what everybody has been
waiting for so patiently'

'and praying for so hard.'

'Sometimes, it takes
us a little while.'

But we're always listening.

So, shall we?

Well, I'm glad that I could
get you all together here.

'I've known you all for
a long time, haven't I?'

Especially you two.

You two have kept me pretty
busy.

'But after everything
that's happened'

'I think you guys have
learned something.'

Love survives.

'Survives any joy, any sorrow.'

'All the rights,
all the wrongs.'

Even life and death.

But then you both
know that already.

'Just like you know now'

'that now you have
finally arrived'

at the perfect time
and the perfect place.

Clark.

Lois..

...I have loved you..

...from the moment I saw you.

I love your humor..

...your passion..

...and the way
you just dive right in

even when you shouldn't.

Because you refuse to just
watch the world.

You demand that
it be a better place

and because of you... it is.

And today, I wanna give you
as much of the world as I can.

So I give you my heart.

My soul.

And our future.

Lois.

Clark, you're my best friend.

Until I met you,
I-I never had a best friend.

And falling in love
with you has been so easy.

I don't know why
I fought it so long.

You have such gentle grace..

...and such quiet strength..

'...and mostly..'

...such incredible kindness.

I've never known anyone
with as pure a heart.

And so, today..

...I give you my love..

...and my honor..

...and our life..

...together.

Lois and Clark, I now pronounce
you husband and wife.

Oh, no.

Oh, God, don't tell me
it was a dream.

'I don't think so, honey.'

Not unless the rest of the
world was dreaming, too.

There are more
presents on their way

along with about a hundred
telegrams, including..

"Dear Lois and Clark, finally.

'"Best wishes on the wedding
we've all been waiting for.'

The president
of The United States?"

Yup, now we're
all packed for the honeymoon.

Estimated time
of arrival in Hawaii..

...two minutes..

...and fifteen seconds.

Hello?

'Hi, mom.
Yes, it was, wasn't it?'

Yeah. Well, we'll have
a big party when we get back.

Okay. Say hi to dad too.

Yeah. I love you too, mom.

'I will. Bye-bye.'

Mom and dad say hello.

'It was so simple.'

So beautiful,
the way it just happened.

'It was like
we were trying to find'

that hill and that sunset
all our lives.

We were.

You ready?

This is it, isn't it?

The moment our
lives really start.

I love you, Clark.

I love you, Lois.