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Veel kijkplezier Diny
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I mean, I'd never have been able to
bring him
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somewhere like this, you see.
Your dad. No.
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Cos he'd dribble.
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I tried to keep him neat.
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If we went to, like,
the cafe in Sainsbury's,
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I'd sit with my back to the wall
and him facing me.
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Well, I had to.
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It's off-putting for folk, isn't it?
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They've come out for a coffee,
seeing someone like that.
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You're feeling sorry for him,
aren't you?
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No, I'm...
Yes, well, don't.
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I looked after him, and it's more
than he would have done for me.
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I told you about the pension?
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Yes.
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No provision for me.
No.
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He were thinking I'd go first.
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Well, yes, but...
But what?
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It's not like you're without,
is it?
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That isn't the point!
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I was an inconvenience
for 50 years.
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50 years!
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Well, he's dead now, so...
You never liked him.
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God, I make better coffee
than this in the microwave.
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God, these glasses are mucky.
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I've got a pen pal.
Did William tell you?
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No.
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This fella I was at school with.
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Well, except that
he was a lad then, obviously.
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I showed Gran how to put her details
on Facebook.
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Well, so who is he?
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Alan, he was called.
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He still is!
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Hang on, stop.
Start again. You...
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When Granddad was...
He can talk for himself!
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When I were at school,
there were this lass, this girl...
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Who he fancied. Whatever.
Keep going!
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Well, that's it, really.
No, it isn't.
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Put his name on Facebook,
right.
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Oh, aye! That's it.
And there she was. Celia Dawson.
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Nee Armitage.
Her and Doreen Wilkinson.
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Yeah, just two of 'em
out of t'whole year.
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You're joking?
So, we wrote to her.
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"We"?
Granddad were a bit nervous.
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What for?
Well, I were in two minds.
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So, you wrote to her, and...?
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And she wrote back.
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So, we kept it going!
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Oh, it's all nowt.
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It's all nowt.
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We're just pen pals.
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Except it's been a trip down
memory lane.
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Well, sort of, given that...
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Given that...?
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Well, you see, he was in my
year but not in my form.
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Gran was in the A stream.
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And if he's who I think he is, then
not everything he says adds up.
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You see, I think they lived up in the
wilds, somewhere up Stainland.
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She lived in t'next street.
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Only he talks
like he lived in the next street.
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And if he did, well...
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I'm beggared if I can place
him.
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Well, I were amazed when
she wrote back.
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I didn't think I were t'sort
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someone like her would
remember. Why?
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What sort's she?
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Glamorous.
Oh, aye?
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She always seemed... a bit better
spoken than the rest, and I...
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I were on t'shy side and
gormless.
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So, where is she now?
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Harrogate. She's got a little
flat at her daughter's house.
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Last time he saw her was in
1953. Really?!
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Yeah, her dad got a job down in
Sheffield and that were it - off
they went.
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He was heartbroken.
Did she know you had a...
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thing about her?
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Oh, she'd not look at me twice.
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I've told him. He wants to invite
himself over.
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Yeah! Why not? Say you're passing.
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Say... you're in Harrogate anyway
and would she like to meet up for a
cup of tea?
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Your Uncle Robbie's here,
Raff. Yes!
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Half an hour early.
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Want you back by five.
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No way!
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Told you this last time.
I made it clear.
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Mum, it doesn't finish while five.
How are we gonna get back here by
five?
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Hiya, Robbie.
Raff.
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I want him back by five.
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Right. No, not "right",
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like you're just saying it to
shut me up.
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"Right!", like you're heard
what I've said and it's sunk in.
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Right.
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He's got homework.
I've done it!
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When?!
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I'll ring yer.
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♪ ...Run for your lives... ♪
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Bastard.
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Why don't you ask him for a photo if
you can't picture him?
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She's got one. He sent one.
On the e-mail.
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Only I'm none the wiser, as folk
change so much, don't they?
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Especially men.
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That's John's car.
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Dad's here.
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Hi. Hello.
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I let myself in.
So I see.
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Hi, Will.
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I'm off upstairs.
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Didn't know you had a key.
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Do you want it back?
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Either way.
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How's your mother?
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Fine. Good.
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Why are you here?
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Do you want to give us a
few minutes? Sure.
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Um... I'm tempted to say it's a
long story, but it isn't really.
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In fact, it's pretty
straightforward.
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Turns out...
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Judith's a bit of an alcoholic.
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I knew she had a significant
relationship with the stuff,
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I knew she liked a drink, but,
um,
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yeah...
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didn't realise the extent of it.
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Has she tried to get help?
Oh, yeah. More than once.
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I don't think it's something
that'll sort itself out overnight.
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Well, if ever, in fact, so...
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Yeah.
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So, how does this involve me?
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I've made a terrible mistake,
Caroline.
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Oh, I see.
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You want to come back?
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
I was dazzled.
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It's pathetic, isn't it?
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Even more so when you see
what a ridiculous
empty-headed mess she...
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Sorry. You don't want to hear
this.
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That's so selfish!
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Out of necessity, I suppose.
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You can't imagine it until
you've...
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Sorry.
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I suppose I never have.
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Seen it before, up close.
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The real McCoy.
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And it's only now I realise...
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how much of a fool I've made
of myself.
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And to have thrown away all this here
with you and the boys.
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And for what?
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It's appalling.
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It's abysmal, it's unthinkable.
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"I am planning a trip
up to Skipton next week.
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"Possibly Monday."
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"If you fancied meeting up for
a coffee,
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"it would be a wonderful
opportunity to...
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"Would you fancy meeting up
for a coffee?
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"...a cup of coffee?
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"I appreciate that you
probably have much more
interesting things to do...
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"...that you may already
have your week planned...
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"...but if you did happen
to be available...
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"...free...
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"...it would be very nice to
see you."
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"With very best wishes...
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"Best wishes, Alan."
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Hello?
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Alan, it's Robbie.
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Lad's come off his bike.
Is Gillian there?
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Er, no, no. She's...
Ambulance is here.
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They're taking him to
t'Princess Royal.
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Shall I see you there, then, or
what?
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Yeah, but what's he done?
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I dunno. He's...
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Well, he's conscious now,
anyway, so...
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Yeah, well, see you there. Ta.
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Gillian!
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Where is he?
He's in wi' t'doctor.
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Well, congratulations, Robbie.
Finally got what you wanted.
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What are you talking about?
Oh, you know.
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This is what I wanted, him flat on
his back in an ambulance? You love
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that every Saturday I go through
hell worrying about him getting
hurt.
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I know you've got a screw loose,
Gillian, so I won't push it,
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but you'd better apologise for that.
Oh, yeah, that's happening!
Come on, calm down.
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I go biking with Raff because
he loves it.
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I love it. Eddie loved it. It's in
us blood. So, don't you come
and accuse me...
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Yeah, and if you hadn't raked
up all that bloody trouble
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when Eddie died, nobody'd have
reason to think you took
any satisfaction! No, don't.
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You're lucky I let you have 'owt to
do with him. Yeah?
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Well, you're lucky that you've not
had him taken off yer.
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Raff, lad!
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Oh, God, you had me worried!
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Oh, they fussed, Mother.
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I said, I don't need an ambulance,
I don't need an X-ray,
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I'm made like rubber, but...
nobody were listening.
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Hello.
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John's gone.
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He's gone to fetch some of his
things. He's moving back in.
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Right. I've told him he'll have to
sleep in another room.
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It seems very easy for him
after all that he's done.
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It turns out she's an alcoholic.
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And he's just discovered this?
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After goodness knows how
many months?
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He knew she had a problem -
he didn't know the extent of it.
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He wants to meet me in
Skipton for a cup of coffee.
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Oh, your, um...
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Alan. Are you going?
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No.
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D'you think I'm making a
mistake?
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Doesn't matter what I think,
love.
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"Dear Alan.
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"Sadly...
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"Unfortunately...
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"I would be delighted to meet
you in Skipton on Monday."
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I'll put the kettle on.
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Just you pause there a
second, lad.
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If you jack this in -
properly, once and for all...
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I'll buy you a car
when you pass your test.
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Why?
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Because that's how much
your mum can't stand it.
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She lost your dad.
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She doesn't want to lose you.
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Hi, Lawrence.
Give us a hand.
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Yeah, right!
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Um, do you... really want me
to sleep in the spare room?
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Just so I know
where to put my stuff. Um...
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I've got the Independent
Schools Inspectorate coming
in this week and...
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Just don't push it, all right?
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Kicking off to number
36 in the pop charts...
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What did you say to Raffy?
Hm?
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About buying him a car?
Oh...
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He does his own thing, Dad.
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If he wants to be friends with
Robbie, fine. I hate him.
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Dozy pillock.
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But...
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he's Eddie's brother.
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And Raff has to make up his
own mind about folk.
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I asked him not to tell you.
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Yeah, I appreciate that.
I appreciate you interfering.
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I love it when you interfere!
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But I'm not stopping him
doing stuff he likes doing.
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He has to outgrow
things... naturally, and then he
won't resent people.
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Me.
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I'm meeting her.
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In Skipton on Monday.
Are you?
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Mm.
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Are you?! Mm.
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Well, if she turns up.
Why wouldn't she?
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Well, I dunno.
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I don't know that I'll have
enough to say to her,
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enough to keep a
conversation going.
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Perhaps I should find an
excuse. What for?
247
00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:22,383
I did ask her out once.
248
00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:24,743
Did you?
249
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:26,743
So?
250
00:19:26,744 --> 00:19:28,623
Oh, she never turned up.
251
00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:32,103
I stood there nearly two
hours, then after,
252
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,823
I found out that's when
she'd gone to Sheffield.
253
00:19:35,824 --> 00:19:37,423
That same day.
You're kidding?
254
00:19:37,424 --> 00:19:39,664
She's probably forgotten.
255
00:19:40,824 --> 00:19:43,183
That were a rotten trick.
256
00:19:43,184 --> 00:19:47,103
Well, it might not have been.
She might just have forgotten.
257
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:50,623
If they were flitting, she'd have had
a lot on her mind, and, er...
258
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:55,343
well, you know, we were only kids,
teenagers, so...
259
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:58,303
Aw, Dad.
260
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,583
Well, you don't have to go.
261
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,744
Oh, I can't pull out now.
262
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,224
And it were 60 years ago.
So what?
263
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:12,384
I thought the sun shone
out of her.
264
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:17,903
I can still feel that feeling I felt
when I looked at her.
265
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:20,344
You've been married to me mother for
50 years since then.
266
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,384
Oh, I know. I...
267
00:20:25,344 --> 00:20:26,664
I loved your mum.
268
00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:29,784
We were...
269
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,424
pals.
270
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:35,704
But Celia...
271
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,384
It were more like...
272
00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:40,864
I dunno.
273
00:20:42,544 --> 00:20:46,264
Now Heaven walks on Earth.
274
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:50,463
Is that a line from something?
275
00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:51,823
Probably. Oh.
276
00:20:51,824 --> 00:20:53,183
It will be.
277
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:54,584
Shakespeare.
278
00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:58,544
One of that crowd. Yeah.
279
00:21:51,664 --> 00:21:55,263
♪ ...and closer cling
280
00:21:55,264 --> 00:22:00,463
♪ To our Lord, and to his
altar... ♪ Morning.
281
00:22:00,464 --> 00:22:05,503
♪ ...There ourselves an
offering bring
282
00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:11,623
♪ Serving thee, our heavenly
Father
283
00:22:11,624 --> 00:22:15,383
♪ From the dawn to set of sun
284
00:22:15,384 --> 00:22:20,183
♪ Serving thee in life's young
morning
285
00:22:20,184 --> 00:22:25,143
♪ Till our work on Earth is
done... ♪
286
00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,103
Good morning.
Good morning.
287
00:22:27,104 --> 00:22:29,704
- Morning.
- Good morning.
288
00:23:09,464 --> 00:23:10,944
Oh, sod it.
289
00:23:36,464 --> 00:23:37,983
There's your tea.
Thank you.
290
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:41,144
And your change.
Oh, thank you very much.
291
00:24:31,224 --> 00:24:32,304
Alan?
292
00:24:35,944 --> 00:24:37,263
Celia.
293
00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,543
How are you?
294
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:41,183
Oh, I'm... not so bad.
295
00:24:41,184 --> 00:24:42,863
Er... how are you?
296
00:24:42,864 --> 00:24:44,583
Oh, I'm all right.
Good.
297
00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,543
Good, good.
298
00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,463
Oh, that's, er...
299
00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:50,543
Oh, I know who you are now.
300
00:24:50,544 --> 00:24:51,743
Sorry?
301
00:24:51,744 --> 00:24:54,663
Penny dropped as soon as I
saw you.
302
00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:57,463
You didn't know who I was?
303
00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:59,384
I didn't for long enough.
I sent you a photograph.
304
00:24:59,385 --> 00:25:03,263
Even with the photograph, I
was thinking you were that
other Alan, up at Stainland.
305
00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:06,463
Alan... Robertshaw?
Robertshaw!
306
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,223
With spindly legs?
SHE LAUGHS
307
00:25:09,224 --> 00:25:12,943
Had he? Spaghetti Legs, my dad
called him.
308
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:14,503
I don't remember his legs.
309
00:25:14,504 --> 00:25:17,543
Now, you lived in the next
street.
310
00:25:17,544 --> 00:25:20,704
I didn't realise there was
a... confusion.
311
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:25,503
Are you disappointed?
No!
312
00:25:25,504 --> 00:25:27,903
How was your journey?
313
00:25:27,904 --> 00:25:30,023
Oh, it was fine, thank you.
314
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:31,384
Only, um...
315
00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:34,943
What can I get you?
316
00:25:34,944 --> 00:25:37,503
Oh, she'll come over.
Only what?
317
00:25:37,504 --> 00:25:41,183
Well, I didn't, um...
get a-a ticket for the...
318
00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:42,823
Oh!
...for the car park.
319
00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:45,264
I didn't have the right change.
Do you want to go back?
320
00:25:45,265 --> 00:25:47,663
No, let me get you something first.
321
00:25:47,664 --> 00:25:50,063
Then I'll...
322
00:25:50,064 --> 00:25:51,623
Isn't it odd?
323
00:25:51,624 --> 00:25:54,943
Things you remember and
things you don't.
324
00:25:54,944 --> 00:25:57,143
Yes, always.
325
00:25:57,144 --> 00:26:00,463
Didn't you ask me out once?
326
00:26:00,464 --> 00:26:02,023
Did I?
327
00:26:02,024 --> 00:26:03,823
Mm, you probably don't
remember.
328
00:26:03,824 --> 00:26:05,383
Um...
329
00:26:05,384 --> 00:26:06,624
You did.
330
00:26:08,224 --> 00:26:10,623
Oh!
Yeah, that's right.
331
00:26:10,624 --> 00:26:12,503
Then I couldn't come.
332
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,663
Because it was when
we were moving to Sheffield.
333
00:26:15,664 --> 00:26:17,383
Oh. Yeah.
334
00:26:17,384 --> 00:26:19,143
And we went a day early.
335
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,063
I can't remember why now.
336
00:26:21,064 --> 00:26:22,824
It'll be my mother not being
organised.
337
00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:25,744
You go and get your ticket.
338
00:26:27,384 --> 00:26:29,183
Can I have a latte, please?
339
00:26:29,184 --> 00:26:31,303
D'you know, it's ringing a bell.
340
00:26:31,304 --> 00:26:33,423
Now you've said it.
Good.
341
00:26:33,424 --> 00:26:36,103
But you got my note.
342
00:26:36,104 --> 00:26:37,863
Did I?
343
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,463
Yeah. What note?
344
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:42,743
I sent you a note to say I
couldn't come.
345
00:26:42,744 --> 00:26:44,743
I gave it to Eileen Pickford
to give to you.
346
00:26:44,744 --> 00:26:47,743
Eileen? Yeah.
347
00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:51,543
To say I was sorry
I was letting you down, but...
348
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:55,504
this was my new address in Sheffield
so you could write to me.
349
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:58,623
Did you?!
350
00:26:58,624 --> 00:27:01,143
Oh, don't tell me you didn't
get it?
351
00:27:01,144 --> 00:27:03,143
You didn't? No!
352
00:27:03,144 --> 00:27:04,423
Oh!
353
00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:07,303
Well, it's a good job you'd
forgotten.
354
00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:11,544
Cos otherwise you'd have
spent the last 60 years
thinking I'd stood you up!
355
00:27:15,304 --> 00:27:17,063
You go and get your ticket.
356
00:27:17,064 --> 00:27:18,824
OK.
357
00:27:51,024 --> 00:27:52,463
Kate...
358
00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:53,543
Kate.
359
00:27:53,544 --> 00:27:55,464
Have you got five minutes?
360
00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:08,024
Just take a...
361
00:28:10,504 --> 00:28:11,784
Sit down.
362
00:28:13,384 --> 00:28:14,744
Very formal.
363
00:28:18,424 --> 00:28:21,264
John turned up on Saturday.
He...
364
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:24,744
He wants to move back in, so...
365
00:28:26,264 --> 00:28:28,703
so I said yes.
366
00:28:28,704 --> 00:28:29,944
For the boys' sake.
367
00:28:29,945 --> 00:28:32,144
When you say move back in,
does that mean...?
368
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:36,943
I don't know what it means,
exactly.
369
00:28:36,944 --> 00:28:38,103
Yet.
370
00:28:38,104 --> 00:28:39,464
I'm amazed.
371
00:28:40,904 --> 00:28:42,224
After everything he's done.
372
00:28:44,104 --> 00:28:45,584
After everything you've said.
373
00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:48,343
It's mainly for the boys.
374
00:28:48,344 --> 00:28:50,224
God knows we see enough of
it here,
375
00:28:50,225 --> 00:28:52,743
parents who put their children
anywhere except first.
376
00:28:52,744 --> 00:28:55,703
They think they do until it
comes to their own
convenience and...
377
00:28:55,704 --> 00:28:57,543
ha...
378
00:28:57,544 --> 00:28:58,903
Happiness.
379
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,023
I don't wanna be like that.
He doesn't put them first.
380
00:29:02,024 --> 00:29:04,823
Yes, well, perhaps all the more
reason why I should.
381
00:29:04,824 --> 00:29:07,223
Look...
382
00:29:07,224 --> 00:29:08,624
I'm very...
383
00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:13,503
fond...
384
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:14,943
of you.
385
00:29:14,944 --> 00:29:16,984
You know that. I just...
386
00:29:19,504 --> 00:29:22,023
don't think I can do this any
more.
387
00:29:22,024 --> 00:29:24,824
Obviously we can be friends.
388
00:29:25,984 --> 00:29:27,344
But, um...
389
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,423
the other thing, it...
390
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:32,704
it's not me.
391
00:29:34,464 --> 00:29:37,263
I mean, it's not not me,
I'm just not, you know...
392
00:29:37,264 --> 00:29:39,663
ready...
393
00:29:39,664 --> 00:29:41,184
to go there.
394
00:29:50,504 --> 00:29:51,823
I've got 9F.
395
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,263
Bad luck!
396
00:29:53,264 --> 00:29:54,424
Sorry.
397
00:29:55,744 --> 00:29:57,064
I am sorry.
398
00:30:41,704 --> 00:30:43,864
Oh, God.
399
00:30:48,344 --> 00:30:50,304
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Keep calm.
400
00:31:09,264 --> 00:31:11,823
Can I have a packet of 20,
please?
401
00:31:11,824 --> 00:31:13,704
How old are you?
402
00:31:14,944 --> 00:31:17,104
You know how old I am. You asked me
that t'other night.
403
00:31:19,224 --> 00:31:20,824
Right, can I see your ID?
404
00:31:33,344 --> 00:31:34,864
Thank you.
405
00:31:42,384 --> 00:31:45,823
You going up to t'White Horse again
Friday night? This Friday?
406
00:31:45,824 --> 00:31:47,423
No. Probably not.
407
00:31:47,424 --> 00:31:49,023
Why not?
Stuff to do.
408
00:31:49,024 --> 00:31:50,384
Have you 'eck.
409
00:31:51,384 --> 00:31:53,903
That's a shame, cos I thought
I might buy you a few beers.
410
00:31:53,904 --> 00:31:55,904
Again.
411
00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:00,344
That's £6.30.
412
00:32:03,864 --> 00:32:06,023
Oh...
413
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:08,223
I'll be there anyway.
414
00:32:08,224 --> 00:32:10,944
If you're feeling... lonely.
415
00:32:12,184 --> 00:32:13,664
Right.
416
00:32:15,704 --> 00:32:17,304
Mind how you go.
417
00:32:19,664 --> 00:32:21,104
Ooh!
418
00:32:36,544 --> 00:32:38,943
Is that what you thought?
419
00:32:38,944 --> 00:32:42,223
Sorry?
That I'd stood you up.
420
00:32:42,224 --> 00:32:43,664
Well, um...
You must have done.
421
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,823
Well, I suppose I might have.
You did!
422
00:32:45,824 --> 00:32:47,103
Y... Well...
423
00:32:47,104 --> 00:32:48,743
Oh, how embarrassing.
424
00:32:48,744 --> 00:32:52,143
How sad. No, look, it's water
under t'bridge.
425
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:55,424
I think my car's...
I really hoped you'd write.
426
00:32:56,824 --> 00:32:58,103
Did you? Yes.
427
00:32:58,104 --> 00:33:00,023
I waited for a letter.
428
00:33:00,024 --> 00:33:03,943
Never occurred to me
she wouldn't give it to you.
429
00:33:03,944 --> 00:33:06,463
'Appen she were jealous.
'Appen she forgot.
430
00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:08,264
Well... And I probably just assumed
431
00:33:08,265 --> 00:33:10,743
you just didn't have time to bother
writing.
432
00:33:10,744 --> 00:33:14,103
No, no! No, Celia. I'd have written
if I'd got it.
433
00:33:14,104 --> 00:33:17,944
Well, that's the last time I'll
ask Eileen Pickford to do
anything for me.
434
00:33:19,024 --> 00:33:21,984
She's dead. Is she?
Well, that'll teach her.
435
00:33:23,544 --> 00:33:27,103
D'you know, it's all come back to me
just now, just seeing your face.
436
00:33:27,104 --> 00:33:28,344
I married her.
437
00:33:30,024 --> 00:33:31,024
Eileen.
438
00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:34,503
She were Gillian's mother.
439
00:33:34,504 --> 00:33:36,984
Oh, good Lord. Aye.
440
00:33:40,464 --> 00:33:42,544
Well, she was a nice lass.
441
00:33:49,104 --> 00:33:51,824
I think my car's been stolen.
442
00:33:53,024 --> 00:33:54,344
What?
443
00:33:55,624 --> 00:33:57,864
Yeah, it's a blue Vauxhall
Astra.
444
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:00,904
Sure, yeah.
445
00:34:02,184 --> 00:34:06,263
I can't say mine was a happy
marriage, cos it wasn't.
446
00:34:06,264 --> 00:34:08,184
I don't say that to everyone.
447
00:34:09,744 --> 00:34:13,184
He wasn't the most faithful of
husbands, shall we say?
448
00:34:14,384 --> 00:34:15,783
Not just once, either.
449
00:34:15,784 --> 00:34:18,944
There was a whole string of them,
a whole stream of them.
450
00:34:20,584 --> 00:34:23,704
What's the collective noun for women
who aren't very fussy?
451
00:34:25,424 --> 00:34:27,943
Sorry, that too much
information?
452
00:34:27,944 --> 00:34:29,024
No.
453
00:34:30,304 --> 00:34:34,823
See, Caroline says it takes two
people to make a marriage go wrong.
454
00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:36,663
I don't believe that.
455
00:34:36,664 --> 00:34:39,343
She probably gets sick of me
going on about it.
456
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:41,503
Well, she does.
457
00:34:41,504 --> 00:34:43,263
She says he's dead,
get over it.
458
00:34:43,264 --> 00:34:46,943
Well, not in so many words,
but that's what it amounts to.
459
00:34:46,944 --> 00:34:48,064
I'm sorry.
460
00:34:49,104 --> 00:34:51,103
Tell me about Eileen.
461
00:34:51,104 --> 00:34:53,543
Oh, we were very happy.
462
00:34:53,544 --> 00:34:56,104
Happy enough. Very... steady.
463
00:34:57,544 --> 00:34:59,464
Then she developed Alzheimer's.
464
00:35:01,184 --> 00:35:03,104
She didn't know me at t'finish.
465
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:08,384
Fancy her not giving you my
letter.
466
00:35:10,184 --> 00:35:11,904
She must have liked you.
467
00:35:13,664 --> 00:35:17,463
So, I've processed your
information, Mr Buttershaw,
concerning your vehicle.
468
00:35:17,464 --> 00:35:19,384
How are you fixed for getting
home?
469
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:23,343
Oh... Oh, I...
470
00:35:23,344 --> 00:35:24,903
In broad daylight?
471
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:26,583
In Skipton?
472
00:35:26,584 --> 00:35:28,183
You're joking.
473
00:35:28,184 --> 00:35:32,663
So, I were, er, wondering if you
could come and pick me up?
474
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,104
Not straightaway necessarily.
475
00:35:34,105 --> 00:35:35,503
Well, yeah... Thank you.
476
00:35:35,504 --> 00:35:37,703
I don't know why
you won't let me drive you.
477
00:35:37,704 --> 00:35:39,904
You been to the police?
Yeah, well, it's a long way,
478
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,663
and then you'd only have to drive
back to Harrogate.
479
00:35:42,664 --> 00:35:44,462
Er, yes, course we've been
t'police.
480
00:35:44,463 --> 00:35:46,422
It's only 40 miles or so,
isn't it?
481
00:35:46,423 --> 00:35:48,704
And have you got your pills
with you? Yes. Yes, yes.
482
00:35:48,705 --> 00:35:51,223
Um, and have you some
cash on you?
483
00:35:51,224 --> 00:35:52,743
Er, yes, I'm OK there.
484
00:35:52,744 --> 00:35:54,184
So, you're basically all right?
485
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,503
Well, it were a bit of a shock.
And, er...
486
00:35:56,504 --> 00:35:58,943
they're not optimistic
about getting it back.
487
00:35:58,944 --> 00:36:01,183
Not all in one piece, anyway!
488
00:36:01,184 --> 00:36:02,543
Right.
489
00:36:02,544 --> 00:36:04,824
Well, I'll set off as soon as I
can after four, OK?
490
00:36:04,825 --> 00:36:06,303
OK.
491
00:36:06,304 --> 00:36:08,023
Dad...
492
00:36:08,024 --> 00:36:10,143
Dad, I'm gonna have to go.
Oh, OK.
493
00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:11,824
Ta-ta, love.
Right, keep in touch.
494
00:36:11,825 --> 00:36:13,544
Yeah, ta-ta.
495
00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:18,383
Well, she doesn't get off till,
er... four,
496
00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:21,023
otherwise she'd be straight
over.
497
00:36:21,024 --> 00:36:23,944
I'm not a bad driver,
if that's what you're thinking.
498
00:36:25,024 --> 00:36:30,064
We could pop down to Elland,
we could... look up a few
of our old haunts.
499
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,943
Gillian were heartbroken
when her Eddie died.
500
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,383
All over t'place.
501
00:36:36,384 --> 00:36:38,063
A farm to run.
502
00:36:38,064 --> 00:36:43,023
Never enough money. That's why she
works at t'supermarket.
503
00:36:43,024 --> 00:36:46,263
That's why I moved in -
she was struggling.
504
00:36:46,264 --> 00:36:47,823
I've still got my little house.
505
00:36:47,824 --> 00:36:50,103
Oh, have you? Mm.
506
00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:52,944
Up Barkisland. A lovely view.
507
00:36:54,024 --> 00:36:57,823
I rent it out. Which suits me.
I... I didn't like it on me own.
508
00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:00,023
Oh, I'm used to it.
509
00:37:00,024 --> 00:37:04,263
I've felt like I've been on me
own for the past 40 years.
510
00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:07,103
I'm sorry you've been so
unhappy.
511
00:37:07,104 --> 00:37:10,223
It isn't your fault.
512
00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:12,503
Well, it's not what you
deserve.
513
00:37:12,504 --> 00:37:15,623
My memory of you is smiling.
514
00:37:15,624 --> 00:37:18,223
Lovely big smile.
515
00:37:18,224 --> 00:37:19,863
You were radiant.
516
00:37:19,864 --> 00:37:21,583
Oh!
517
00:37:21,584 --> 00:37:24,903
It's a long time since anyone's
called me that!
518
00:37:24,904 --> 00:37:27,224
You still are.
519
00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,183
That's... It is!
520
00:37:34,184 --> 00:37:35,663
That's... that's my car!
521
00:37:35,664 --> 00:37:37,463
You're joking?!
I'm not!
522
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,023
I'm not! That's my
registration plate!
523
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:41,743
Right...
524
00:37:41,744 --> 00:37:44,463
What are you doing? You get on the
phone to the police
525
00:37:44,464 --> 00:37:47,783
and I'll put me foot down.
Well, w-what shall I ring?
526
00:37:47,784 --> 00:37:49,463
999?
Yes, if you like.
527
00:37:49,464 --> 00:37:50,624
That's emergency.
528
00:37:50,625 --> 00:37:52,263
Well, this is an emergency.
529
00:37:52,264 --> 00:37:53,263
Oh, shut up!
530
00:37:53,264 --> 00:37:55,943
What?
No, not you. Oh, God!
531
00:37:55,944 --> 00:37:58,743
Where's reverse when you bloody well
need it?
532
00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:01,184
Oh...
533
00:38:08,264 --> 00:38:10,184
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
534
00:38:10,185 --> 00:38:13,943
Oh, h-h-hello. Yes, er, police,
please.
535
00:38:13,944 --> 00:38:16,263
I just have a heart condition.
536
00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:19,663
Buttershaw, Alan.
Have you?
537
00:38:19,664 --> 00:38:22,183
Far Slack Farm, Ripponden.
538
00:38:22,184 --> 00:38:26,263
West Yorkshire. HX5 7LD.
539
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:28,064
I'm supposed to avoid
excitement.
540
00:38:29,504 --> 00:38:33,103
Er, yeah, my car's just been
stolen, I've just reported it.
541
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:37,663
But now we've just spotted it and now
we're just following it.
542
00:38:37,664 --> 00:38:39,224
At speed.
543
00:38:40,664 --> 00:38:42,263
We're... Where are we?
544
00:38:42,264 --> 00:38:45,103
We're on the B437,
heading back to Skipton.
545
00:38:45,104 --> 00:38:49,743
We're on the B437,
heading back to Skipton.
546
00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,104
Er, it's a blue Vauxhall Astra.
547
00:38:54,344 --> 00:38:56,903
Yes, yes, we're right behind
'em.
548
00:38:56,904 --> 00:39:02,024
What's this road? Well, it's
wiggly, anyway. It's by t'canal.
549
00:39:03,184 --> 00:39:05,703
Now we're going over a little
bridge.
550
00:39:05,704 --> 00:39:07,024
Oh.
551
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:17,824
Hang onto your hat.
I am doing!
552
00:39:25,024 --> 00:39:26,384
Oh, heck!
553
00:39:27,544 --> 00:39:28,784
Oh...
554
00:39:32,624 --> 00:39:34,104
Careful!
555
00:39:35,824 --> 00:39:36,744
Oh!
556
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,543
Not-not-not sure where we
are now.
557
00:39:42,544 --> 00:39:43,744
Yeah, Albert Street.
558
00:39:43,745 --> 00:39:47,743
Well, w... In fact, we've just left
Albert Street. We're now in...
559
00:39:47,744 --> 00:39:49,544
Well, I dunno, summat else.
560
00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,743
Oh, my...
...God!
561
00:39:54,744 --> 00:39:56,664
Oh! Oh.
562
00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:01,703
W-What?
563
00:40:01,704 --> 00:40:03,863
Are we all right?
Yeah, are you all right?
564
00:40:03,864 --> 00:40:06,383
Yes. Oh, God.
565
00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:09,383
I'm so sorry. I...
566
00:40:09,384 --> 00:40:11,384
Oh, my God!
567
00:40:12,384 --> 00:40:13,863
Oh!
568
00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:16,143
I'm so sorry. Oh.
569
00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:17,664
No, I'm sorry. You've...
570
00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:23,224
Yeah, a silver A-class.
571
00:40:25,384 --> 00:40:26,383
Yeah...
572
00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,463
It was 20 years ago
first time it happened.
573
00:40:28,464 --> 00:40:30,663
I had to take early retirement.
574
00:40:30,664 --> 00:40:33,983
Then I had a funny do
ten years after that.
575
00:40:33,984 --> 00:40:37,823
On holiday. I should be dead, really!
576
00:40:37,824 --> 00:40:39,303
Good heavens.
577
00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:41,584
Still, we've had an adventure!
578
00:40:42,984 --> 00:40:45,343
I wonder what would have
happened...
579
00:40:45,344 --> 00:40:48,543
if Eileen had given you that
letter.
580
00:40:48,544 --> 00:40:51,823
We'll never know.
Well, we could speculate.
581
00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,823
I'd certainly have written.
582
00:40:53,824 --> 00:40:56,183
There's very little doubt about
that.
583
00:40:56,184 --> 00:40:58,103
What would you have put?
584
00:40:58,104 --> 00:41:03,064
Er, "Dear Celia," I'd have put,
"thank you for sending me your
address."
585
00:41:04,384 --> 00:41:05,983
And then what?
586
00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:07,903
I've no idea.
587
00:41:07,904 --> 00:41:11,983
We wouldn't have got very far,
then, would we?
588
00:41:11,984 --> 00:41:15,903
"I am sorry that you were unable to
turn up.
589
00:41:15,904 --> 00:41:19,303
"At least, however, I weren't left
standing there for two hours
590
00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:22,903
"on t'bridge outside t'church
in t'snow,
591
00:41:22,904 --> 00:41:25,943
"as I might have been
had you not written."
592
00:41:25,944 --> 00:41:27,663
You weren't?
593
00:41:27,664 --> 00:41:31,303
Well, not the snow bit, obviously,
it were July, but, er...
594
00:41:31,304 --> 00:41:33,383
I thought you said
you couldn't remember it.
595
00:41:33,384 --> 00:41:34,864
Yeah, well...
596
00:41:36,224 --> 00:41:37,224
I lied.
597
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,824
I remember it like it were
yesterday.
598
00:41:42,184 --> 00:41:44,224
I were gutted.
599
00:41:45,344 --> 00:41:46,824
Oh, Alan.
600
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:53,263
And there was me in Sheffield
thinking you didn't want
to write to me.
601
00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:57,103
Ah, but you didn't feel t'same way
about me as I felt about you.
602
00:41:57,104 --> 00:41:58,823
How do you know I didn't?
603
00:41:58,824 --> 00:42:02,703
Cor...! I'd been waiting for you
to ask me out for months.
604
00:42:02,704 --> 00:42:04,144
Years.
605
00:42:05,944 --> 00:42:09,823
Two hours ago, you thought I was
someone with spindly legs
606
00:42:09,824 --> 00:42:11,183
from up Stainland.
607
00:42:11,184 --> 00:42:14,023
I knew damn well who you
were the first time you wrote.
608
00:42:14,024 --> 00:42:16,423
I was pretending.
609
00:42:16,424 --> 00:42:18,663
Pretending to myself.
610
00:42:18,664 --> 00:42:20,543
Why?!
Because...
611
00:42:20,544 --> 00:42:23,103
I did like you, a lot.
612
00:42:23,104 --> 00:42:26,543
But I was never sure
how you really felt about me,
613
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,304
not when you didn't write,
and...
614
00:42:29,744 --> 00:42:34,183
Oh, well, I can say it now because
it was 200 years ago and...
615
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,104
because I'm shameless and...
616
00:42:38,104 --> 00:42:40,944
if I don't say it now,
I never will.
617
00:42:45,744 --> 00:42:47,464
I was in love with you.
618
00:42:52,544 --> 00:42:56,384
Right! Statements.
Who wants to go first?
619
00:42:57,424 --> 00:42:58,944
Mrs Buttershaw?
620
00:43:01,264 --> 00:43:02,504
We're not married.
621
00:43:22,024 --> 00:43:24,823
Got your text.
Yeah, I got yours.
622
00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:27,463
You're not jacking it in.
It's like I told you...
623
00:43:27,464 --> 00:43:28,584
Get in.
624
00:43:29,664 --> 00:43:31,384
You've gotta get straight back
on.
625
00:43:31,385 --> 00:43:34,103
That's what your dad would've said.
That's what your dad would've done.
626
00:43:34,104 --> 00:43:36,903
It upsets me mum too much. You can't
live your life not doing stuff
627
00:43:36,904 --> 00:43:40,103
just because your...
But it shook me up as well.
You're just saying that.
628
00:43:40,104 --> 00:43:42,744
This is about Gillian not wanting
you to have 'owt to do wi' me.
629
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:45,344
No, it isn't.
630
00:43:46,744 --> 00:43:49,024
I'm gonna tell you summat
now, Raff, about your mother,
631
00:43:49,025 --> 00:43:52,103
about why she don't like you and me
bothering wi' each other.
632
00:43:52,104 --> 00:43:53,504
When our Eddie...
633
00:43:54,544 --> 00:43:56,183
When your dad died,
634
00:43:56,184 --> 00:43:57,744
you know what happened?
635
00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:00,824
Yeah. Ish.
636
00:44:01,864 --> 00:44:04,943
Wasn't an accident.
This is my personal theory.
637
00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,263
You know what happened,
right? Yeah.
638
00:44:07,264 --> 00:44:09,544
Death by misadventure. Yeah.
Bollocks.
639
00:44:10,624 --> 00:44:11,624
She killed him.
640
00:44:41,744 --> 00:44:44,143
Make yourself some tea, love.
641
00:44:44,144 --> 00:44:45,984
There's plenty of stuff in
t'fridge.
642
00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,823
I've got to go to...
643
00:44:47,824 --> 00:44:49,264
Skipton.
644
00:44:50,344 --> 00:44:52,864
Grandad's car's been stolen.
645
00:44:54,104 --> 00:44:57,544
Tell me about when me dad died.
What, now?
646
00:45:00,464 --> 00:45:03,023
Well... you know.
I... I've told you.
647
00:45:03,024 --> 00:45:04,343
Not everything.
648
00:45:04,344 --> 00:45:07,383
Robbie turned up outside the
school gates this aft'.
649
00:45:07,384 --> 00:45:09,184
Robbie?
650
00:45:10,704 --> 00:45:14,064
He said summat... weird.
Robbie's a mad bastard.
651
00:45:15,824 --> 00:45:17,024
D'you know what he thinks?
652
00:45:17,025 --> 00:45:19,823
Yeah, course I know.
He tried to have me arrested.
653
00:45:19,824 --> 00:45:22,424
Like I hadn't enough to cope
with at the time.
654
00:45:23,464 --> 00:45:27,383
Look, if you wanna
talk about this now, fine.
655
00:45:27,384 --> 00:45:29,984
But you're gonna have to
come with me.
656
00:45:35,344 --> 00:45:37,824
Ooh, it's hopeless. You can never
get hold of her at school.
657
00:45:37,825 --> 00:45:40,023
She's always got it switched
off.
658
00:45:40,024 --> 00:45:43,623
I've left a message anyway.
Right.
659
00:45:43,624 --> 00:45:46,304
And if I get desperate,
I can always ring John.
660
00:45:48,304 --> 00:45:49,863
Well...
661
00:45:49,864 --> 00:45:51,663
Who'd have thought it?
662
00:45:51,664 --> 00:45:53,544
Us here today, like this.
663
00:45:54,624 --> 00:45:57,503
Were you really...
664
00:45:57,504 --> 00:45:58,823
in love with me?
665
00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:01,824
What can I get you?
Ooh. Um...
666
00:46:04,544 --> 00:46:06,103
Er...
667
00:46:06,104 --> 00:46:07,583
Oh.
668
00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:10,623
What do you suppose
a crappuccino is, Alan?
669
00:46:10,624 --> 00:46:12,823
Isn't that an F?
670
00:46:12,824 --> 00:46:15,583
Is it? Where?
On the board.
671
00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:20,023
Is it?
It's frappuccino. Coffee with ice.
672
00:46:20,024 --> 00:46:23,823
They've always to muck everything
about these days, haven't they?
673
00:46:23,824 --> 00:46:27,263
Still, if you're not taking risks,
you're not living.
674
00:46:27,264 --> 00:46:29,423
That's what our William says,
675
00:46:29,424 --> 00:46:32,543
and he lives in his bedroom,
so what does he know?
676
00:46:32,544 --> 00:46:35,583
Oh, go on. I'll have one.
677
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:38,223
Well, following that impeccable
logic, I'll have one as well.
678
00:46:38,224 --> 00:46:40,184
Thank you.
679
00:46:42,224 --> 00:46:45,183
I'd forgotten you were a comedian.
I'd forgotten you were one!
680
00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:48,983
You knew damn well
that didn't say "crappuccino"!
681
00:46:48,984 --> 00:46:52,383
Well, people bother with you more if
they think you're senile.
682
00:46:52,384 --> 00:46:54,703
I mean, look at that policeman.
683
00:46:54,704 --> 00:46:58,944
Well, either that or they run a
mile, which can be equally
entertaining.
684
00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,823
Were you really in love with me?
685
00:47:02,824 --> 00:47:03,983
Mm.
686
00:47:03,984 --> 00:47:05,904
I used to think about you...
687
00:47:07,024 --> 00:47:08,984
when I was miserable with
Kenneth.
688
00:47:10,184 --> 00:47:12,144
I used to wonder what you
were up to...
689
00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:14,584
and who you were with...
690
00:47:16,384 --> 00:47:20,104
and how different
things might have been if I'd
married a lad like you.
691
00:47:24,144 --> 00:47:27,543
Did you think about me?
When you were with Eileen?
692
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:28,504
Now and again.
693
00:47:30,824 --> 00:47:34,624
See, I don't think I ever stopped
thinking about you.
694
00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:37,504
Oh...
695
00:47:38,824 --> 00:47:40,824
We missed a trick, didn't we?
696
00:47:42,104 --> 00:47:45,744
I can't believe Eileen
didn't give me that letter.
697
00:47:47,304 --> 00:47:49,463
Well, we can't change it.
698
00:47:49,464 --> 00:47:53,103
It's... it's such a big thing
not to have done.
699
00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:54,784
She must have known.
700
00:47:56,984 --> 00:48:00,423
Well, you've got Gillian and
Raffy,
701
00:48:00,424 --> 00:48:02,583
and I've got my lot.
702
00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:05,023
And I don't regret that,
do you?
703
00:48:05,024 --> 00:48:09,743
Whatever else might have happened.
No. No! No. I-I...
704
00:48:09,744 --> 00:48:12,103
Course not.
705
00:48:12,104 --> 00:48:14,103
He says it wasn't an accident.
706
00:48:14,104 --> 00:48:15,744
He says me dad wouldn't have been
that stupid.
707
00:48:15,745 --> 00:48:16,823
Look...
708
00:48:16,824 --> 00:48:19,023
He took risks with his biking,
right enough,
709
00:48:19,024 --> 00:48:21,103
but calculated risks,
Robbie said.
710
00:48:21,104 --> 00:48:22,584
He were big on safety on
t'farm.
711
00:48:22,585 --> 00:48:24,103
Yeah, yeah, he was,
712
00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,384
when he wasn't off his head
drunk.
713
00:48:28,464 --> 00:48:30,663
Look... He said you argued...
714
00:48:30,664 --> 00:48:32,903
all the time. Yeah, like thousands of
others.
715
00:48:32,904 --> 00:48:34,742
Well, he said how, days
before he died,
716
00:48:34,743 --> 00:48:36,822
you argued and told him
you'd like to see him dead.
717
00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:38,464
Did he?
Well, I said you loved him
718
00:48:38,465 --> 00:48:41,383
and he had to shut his mouth.
Right. Well, that's... Good for you.
719
00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:45,543
Then he said how most of what he
deals with is stuff like this.
Domestics.
720
00:48:45,544 --> 00:48:47,902
What you don't realise... He said
that every copper knows
721
00:48:47,903 --> 00:48:50,224
people don't kill people they
couldn't give a toss about.
722
00:48:50,225 --> 00:48:52,823
What you don't realise, Raff,
about Robbie is...
723
00:48:52,824 --> 00:48:54,104
when Eddie...
724
00:48:56,464 --> 00:48:58,264
when your dad died...
725
00:48:59,664 --> 00:49:01,184
Jesus!
726
00:49:20,504 --> 00:49:22,463
It warped him.
727
00:49:22,464 --> 00:49:24,463
Robbie.
728
00:49:24,464 --> 00:49:27,104
He couldn't accept it. He couldn't
come to terms with it.
729
00:49:28,304 --> 00:49:30,303
He couldn't accept...
730
00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:31,823
it just happened.
731
00:49:31,824 --> 00:49:34,224
He had to blame someone.
732
00:49:35,824 --> 00:49:37,064
So...
733
00:49:38,104 --> 00:49:39,424
obvious choice.
734
00:49:41,104 --> 00:49:42,584
Me.
735
00:49:49,624 --> 00:49:51,384
He said one day he'd prove it.
736
00:49:54,064 --> 00:49:55,703
He won't, will he?
737
00:49:55,704 --> 00:49:57,184
No, love.
738
00:49:58,384 --> 00:49:59,384
No.
739
00:50:37,384 --> 00:50:38,784
Is that you, Ma?
740
00:50:44,984 --> 00:50:46,943
Opening game, with serve...
741
00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:48,383
Hard at it, are we?
742
00:50:48,384 --> 00:50:50,543
I was gonna cook supper,
but you might have to.
743
00:50:50,544 --> 00:50:52,663
Right.
744
00:50:52,664 --> 00:50:54,663
I got a B in my science test
today, Ma,
745
00:50:54,664 --> 00:50:56,783
and then I scored a try.
Good, well done.
746
00:50:56,784 --> 00:50:58,824
He thinks if he lies like that
he'll be able to see up
747
00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,463
the girlies' skirts on the telly,
748
00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:03,663
We've been discussing your mother.
749
00:51:03,664 --> 00:51:05,263
Have you?
"Age cannot wither her,
750
00:51:05,264 --> 00:51:08,383
"nor custom stale her infinite
variety." Apparently.
751
00:51:08,384 --> 00:51:10,543
Ignore him. He's drunk.
Really?
752
00:51:10,544 --> 00:51:12,824
Mature love, Antony and
Cleopatra, all that claptrap.
753
00:51:12,825 --> 00:51:15,543
You didn't tell me she had a fella.
She hasn't, it's just some old...
754
00:51:15,544 --> 00:51:18,143
someone she writes to on the
e-mail.
755
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,863
Right, well, I'm off to Skipton
to pick her up. What?
756
00:51:20,864 --> 00:51:22,983
She's been trying to get hold
of you. Oh!
757
00:51:22,984 --> 00:51:26,663
She went to meet this Alan in Skipton
and then she pranged her car.
758
00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:27,824
Is she all right?
759
00:51:27,825 --> 00:51:31,343
Yeah, yeah, but the car's damaged, so
she needs picking up, so...
760
00:51:31,344 --> 00:51:34,103
I'll go. I'll go.
761
00:51:34,104 --> 00:51:35,464
I'll go!
762
00:51:42,864 --> 00:51:44,144
So...
763
00:51:45,304 --> 00:51:47,903
if I had written
764
00:51:47,904 --> 00:51:51,023
and if we had kept in touch...
765
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:53,583
Going back to speculating.
766
00:51:53,584 --> 00:51:55,544
Oh, well...
767
00:51:56,624 --> 00:51:58,544
Maybe you'd have popped
down to visit me.
768
00:51:58,545 --> 00:52:00,543
More than likely.
769
00:52:00,544 --> 00:52:02,103
Then we might have gone
dancing.
770
00:52:02,104 --> 00:52:04,863
I imagine so!
771
00:52:04,864 --> 00:52:06,943
And then...
772
00:52:06,944 --> 00:52:08,703
Then...
773
00:52:08,704 --> 00:52:10,264
well...
774
00:52:11,384 --> 00:52:12,584
we might have...
775
00:52:12,585 --> 00:52:13,823
started...
776
00:52:13,824 --> 00:52:14,944
Courting?
777
00:52:16,024 --> 00:52:17,304
Yeah.
778
00:52:18,464 --> 00:52:20,623
Except by then, I'd have met
Kenneth.
779
00:52:20,624 --> 00:52:21,903
Would you?
780
00:52:21,904 --> 00:52:25,504
Him with his university
education and his prospects.
781
00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:28,424
Would that have been it, then?
782
00:52:29,544 --> 00:52:31,143
I don't know.
783
00:52:31,144 --> 00:52:35,543
You see, I think that's what I was
dazzled by - his prospects.
784
00:52:35,544 --> 00:52:37,543
I wouldn't be now.
785
00:52:37,544 --> 00:52:43,303
Now I know there are much more
important qualities a man can have,
but... then...
786
00:52:43,304 --> 00:52:44,663
I wanted...
787
00:52:44,664 --> 00:52:47,543
a nice house with a bit of garden
788
00:52:47,544 --> 00:52:48,864
and a car.
789
00:52:50,024 --> 00:52:51,824
Things my mum and dad had
never had.
790
00:52:53,264 --> 00:52:55,543
So, no.
791
00:52:55,544 --> 00:52:58,463
I would probably have made
the same mistakes.
792
00:52:58,464 --> 00:53:00,024
I had prospects.
793
00:53:01,744 --> 00:53:03,024
Oh, I know. I...
794
00:53:03,025 --> 00:53:06,383
Not t'same as Kenneth, perhaps.
795
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,463
I wasn't comparing. I'm just...
796
00:53:08,464 --> 00:53:09,704
saying...
797
00:53:10,984 --> 00:53:13,823
And anyway, you weren't there.
798
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,543
No.
799
00:53:15,544 --> 00:53:16,744
So...
800
00:53:18,264 --> 00:53:19,864
But I'm here now.
801
00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,824
You certainly are.
802
00:53:26,464 --> 00:53:29,903
You told Michael bloody
Dobson of all people?!
803
00:53:29,904 --> 00:53:32,463
That insidious little prick?
Are you cross?
804
00:53:32,464 --> 00:53:35,303
No, Kate, I'm delighted, I'm
thrilled, I'm over the bloody moon!
805
00:53:35,304 --> 00:53:37,824
Look, he's... I've gotta go,
I'm going, I'm driving.
806
00:53:50,384 --> 00:53:53,023
Hey! Oi!
807
00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:55,064
Sorry! Emergency.
808
00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:57,744
Jesus!
809
00:54:04,544 --> 00:54:05,663
Dad.
810
00:54:05,664 --> 00:54:07,464
Oh, Gillian!
811
00:54:09,104 --> 00:54:13,183
That was the most selfish,
mindless piece of driving
812
00:54:13,184 --> 00:54:14,904
I have ever witnessed.
I won't be a minute, love.
813
00:54:14,905 --> 00:54:16,943
Then you can have it.
You could see I'd got
814
00:54:16,944 --> 00:54:18,382
my reversing lights on, you could
see I'd already started manoeuvring.
815
00:54:18,383 --> 00:54:20,784
Yeah, well, if you keep your hair
on, I'll be less than 60 seconds.
816
00:54:20,785 --> 00:54:22,383
Idiot! Snotty bitch!
817
00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:24,463
Are you gonna let her
talk to you like that?
818
00:54:24,464 --> 00:54:26,023
Mum, you all right?
819
00:54:26,024 --> 00:54:27,543
Fine.
820
00:54:27,544 --> 00:54:29,983
- This must be Alan.
- Yes.
821
00:54:29,984 --> 00:54:32,383
How do you do? I'm
Caroline. How do you do?
822
00:54:32,384 --> 00:54:34,463
Thank you for staying with
her till I got here.
823
00:54:34,464 --> 00:54:38,103
We're gonna have to go - some
braindead lowlife trailer trash
824
00:54:38,104 --> 00:54:41,183
stole my parking space.
And... you've met my daughter.
825
00:54:41,184 --> 00:54:42,583
Sorry?
826
00:54:42,584 --> 00:54:44,704
Gillian, this is Celia...
827
00:54:46,504 --> 00:54:48,104
and Caroline.
828
00:54:49,264 --> 00:54:51,263
Hello, Celia.
829
00:54:51,264 --> 00:54:52,824
I've heard a lot about you.
830
00:54:54,664 --> 00:54:56,103
I've met Caroline.
831
00:54:56,104 --> 00:54:57,184
Right.
832
00:54:58,664 --> 00:55:00,184
Well...
833
00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:04,703
Now, then, we've got some
news for you.
834
00:55:04,704 --> 00:55:06,224
For both of you.
835
00:55:07,504 --> 00:55:09,024
We're getting married.
836
00:55:16,024 --> 00:58:00,000
Was het leuk Diny
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