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HYMNAL SINGING
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♪ ..nor shall my sword ♪
sleep in my hand
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♪ Till we have built
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♪ Jerusalem
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♪ In England's green
and pleasant land. ♪
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Good evening.
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And a rousing Institute
welcome to tonight's guests,
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Lady Felicia, Father Roland,
filling as Locum Curate
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during Father Brown's
unfortunate indisposition.
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And last but certainly not
least, Mrs Cholmondeley-Carter,
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from the National
Executive Committee
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who has heroically agreed to act
as head judge at tomorrow's fair.
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There was nothing "fair"
about last year's judgement.
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The best jam won and
everyone here knows it!
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We have a packed evening,
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including a cookery
talk from Mrs Hunnisett -
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Going Gay Without Meat.
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And to kick off, Father Roland's
film, Educating The African Orphan
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made during his recent
missionary trip to Swaziland.
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So, without further ado,
Andrea, lights please.
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Is there a Virginia
in the story?
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- Oooh!
- Holy Mother of God!
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- Father Roland, what is happening?!
- No, God. No! Avert your eyes!
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This is not a film
about African orphans.
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No, it isn't! It is not mine!
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SHOUTS AND GASPS
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Avert your eyes, ladies!
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This is not happening!
This is not happening!
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Well. This is
certainly educational.
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And finally a cursory inspection
of the church roof account reveals
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that fundraising has been, shall
we say, erratic, to say the least.
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My Parishioners
give what they can.
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I'm sure that with
the appropriate nudge,
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they can be persuaded
to dig a little deeper.
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Raise the roof!
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Very pithy.
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One to every household
in the village. Half
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a crown each and we
have ourselves a steeple.
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And here's mine
to start to you off.
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Sterling, Mrs McCarthy.
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I knew I could count on
you to lead by example.
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Am I interrupting?
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- Yes. - No.
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Her Ladyship thought this
might help with the boredom.
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You could do a spot of bird
watching? Feathered variety.
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And talking of bird watching,
last night's WI meeting...?
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Trust you to bring that up.
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I can assure you, the film I
gave to Mrs Fortescue comprised
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only of rainless African skies
and smiling black children.
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If you say so.
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No one doubts that. But
a mystery none the less.
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There'll be no more mysteries
for you until that leg is mended.
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Really?
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Hywel!
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On your way to the Post Office?
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No flies on you, Father.
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Mrs Clam is a comely widow
and your posy tells its own story.
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Wild rosemary for warm emotion
and freesias for lasting friendship.
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And featherhead for allurement.
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Talking of which, I hear the WI meeting
last night took an unexpected turn.
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Turns out their VIP was only the
Chief Superintendent's sister-in-law.
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Taken to her bed
with the shock of it.
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Inspector Sullivan
wants answers.
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Father Roland gave
the film to Mrs Fortescue.
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And she left it at the village hall for the
ladies coming in to set up the meeting.
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If I've said it once, I've
said it a thousand times.
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You can't go round leaving
doors unlocked these days.
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It seems a peculiarly
unladylike crime.
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Try telling that to the WI ladies
and on the day of the fair to boot.
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Tensions already
at boiling point.
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Sparks will fly,
you mind my words.
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I can't stop!
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Stay, Jeffrey!
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It's always the quiet ones.
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Maybe he left one of
his films lying around
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and she got it mixed
up with the orphans.
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If you've something to say,
Judith, perhaps you'd have the grace
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and good manners
to say it to my face.
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I'm waiting.
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No? Then if you're done
spreading malicious slander
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then perhaps you
could fetch more bunting!
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Chop chop!
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Come, Jeffery!
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That woman will
be the death of me.
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Oi. Father, give that to Father
Brown when you see him, will ya?
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This being...?
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Donation to the steeple
fund from Mrs Plumpton.
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Do I look like a
complete greenhorn?
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Yep.
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I want nothing to do
with this ill-gotten money.
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Keep your cassock
on. It was a dead cert
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and the church roof's
got a dirty great hole in it.
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Father Brown should live by example,
instead of falling so publicly to vice.
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I was warned he surrounded
himself with undesirables.
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But even I couldn't have
predicted the full extent.
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Warned were you?
By who? The Bishop?
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Bishop Talbot has been gracious
enough to take me under his wing.
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I bet has!
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Planted you here
as his little spy.
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Recognises qualities
in me lacking in... others.
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Even priests can live a little.
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All right, ladies!
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Looking lovely.
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She's taken a shine to you.
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Don't be puerile.
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Listen, Father, don't take
this the wrong way but...
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you're a handsome
bloke, all right?
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You can have any
girl you wanted.
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Why hide your knackers
under a skirt for the rest of your...
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HE CHUCKLES
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Maybe there is a man
under that dress after all.
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I wouldn't put it past
that one. Not normal is it?
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All that celibacy does
funny things to a man.
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Jolly good of you to step in
for Mrs Cholmondeley-Carter.
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Eleventh hour and all that.
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Oh, here's Father
Roland. Righto. Cakes!
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One to six are standard fruits,
seven to eleven - Victoria sponge,
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12 to 15 are marmalade
loaves, 16 to 19 are lemon drizzle.
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And here we have
our home-baked bread.
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- Afternoon, Mrs Bunyon.
- George!
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For me?! Oh!
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Hello, hello.
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The prize for My Favourite
Room In A Shoebox,
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goes to Mrs Sibree for her
"imaginative use of materials"
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and "witty" holiday
cottage bathroom.
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APPLAUSE
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Congratulations.
Very well deserved.
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Best cake goes to Judith
Bunyon for her Victoria sponge.
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That sponge is mine.
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I'd recognise it anywhere.
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Oh, here we go again.
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Hers had sunk in the middle.
She switched the numbers.
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I'm sure that's not the case.
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This belongs to me.
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Now, ladies!
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A bitter and twisted fantasist.
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No one would put it past you
after the gooseberry jam of 1948.
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Was that letter
something to do with you?
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Now then, ladies,
that's enough of that.
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Why don't you come with
me and have a little cool down?
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I'll get you for
this, Judith Bunyon!
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Congratulations.
Very well deserved.
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And the prize for
best scones goes to...
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..Gladys Clam.
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Before you say anything,
it was a blind tasting.
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14 years unblemished record...
These scones are an award-winning
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secret recipe handed down from
my mother and her mother before that.
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This recipe was baked for
His Majesty King George IV
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on his visit to Kilkenny
Castle in 1826.
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Taste one. Go on.
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Taste one and then tell me they
only merit a highly commended!
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SHE GASPS
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SHE SCREAMS
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BELL RINGS
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Deus, Pater misericordiarum,
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qui per mortem et
resurrectionem...
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- Pugh. Sir.
- No Father Brown?
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Nasty accident on his bicycle,
sir. That's Father Roland, his locum.
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He's staying at the Presbytery.
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Does he fancy himself as
an amateur detective too?
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I doubt it. Bit green
around the gills.
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Needed a moment...
outside, if you get my...
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..Amen.
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Oh, and there he goes again.
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What do we know
about the dead woman?
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Mrs Judith Bunyon.
Farmer's wife.
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Her husband owns Brook
Farm in Lower Kemble.
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- Did she have any enemies?
- What, foul play?
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The colouration of the face
looks like cyanide poisoning.
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There was a bit of a hoo-ha
with Miss Thimble earlier,
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but then show day does tend to
bring out the worst in the ladies.
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Mrs Clackett narrowly escaped
a charge of ABH last year,
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after a bust-up over
her cherry Bakewell.
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And last night's incident
hasn't helped matters.
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Any connection there?
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Can't see it myself, sir.
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Sergeant! Get this to the lab.
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I want a toxicology report on
my desk by the end of the day.
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- Sir.
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We'll take it from here, Pugh.
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Yes, sir.
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By the sound of it, I think we
can rule out natural causes.
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So, Mrs M, what can you
tell us about the dead woman?
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Judith was a troublemaker
and no mistake,
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a woman who took great delight
in spreading malicious gossip.
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And he who is without sin...
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And Vera Thimble wasn't the
only one she fell out with today.
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Mrs Fortescue caught Judith
pointing the finger at her Jeffrey
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over last night's
cinematic catastrophe.
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Tore a strip off her
in front of half the WI.
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Did she, now?
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Mm, somebody's
got their mojo back.
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Yes, well, I'm no used to
anyone stuck in this chair.
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Oh, fiddlesticks. Your
brain's in one piece.
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And if you need any legwork
doing, consider me at your disposal.
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- You?!
- Why not me?
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Well, I've always put you down
as decorative rather than useful.
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Decorative?!
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Tell me, Father.
Am I "decorative"?
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As a rosary is both
beautiful and with purpose.
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I think it's up to Father Brown
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to decide which of
us is the more useful.
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Quite. Father?
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After you.
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No, after you.
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So much for your offer of help.
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If I recall correctly, Father
Brown asked us both to help.
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Huh!
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These are Chanel gloves.
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Oh, really? Well, I'm sure there's
plenty more where they came from.
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Stand aside, Mrs McCarthy.
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Oh, really! Oh. BUZZING
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Oh, gosh.
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A Kembleford postmark.
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Why waste a stamp?
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Proverbs chapter 19, verse 9.
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"A false witness shall
not be unpunished,
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"and he that speaketh
lies shall perish."
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Judith Bunyon spread
malicious gossip aplenty.
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And the numbers?
A code of some sort?
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It's a puzzle.
That's what it is.
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It's a threat, judging by her
reaction when she read it.
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So what do we do now?
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First things first, someone
should take it to the police.
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I will.
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PHONE RINGS
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I see.
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Well, if Father Brown says it's
significant, that's good enough for me.
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I'll make sure the
inspector gets it.
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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
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Is there any news on
how Mrs Bunyon died?
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You didn't hear
it from me, but...
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murder it looks like. THEY GASP
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Cyanide poisoning.
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Her Victoria sponge
was laced with wasp killer.
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No!
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Is this anything to do with you?
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Why on earth would I
do something like that?
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Then we paid a visit to the
Post Office, where we managed
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to identify the writing
paper by its watermark.
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Mrs Clam had only
got in half a dozen
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and was obliging enough to
remember who had purchased them.
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Three of those
were at the WI fair.
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Vera Thimble, Dinah Fortescue...
245
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,782
and Mrs McCarthy.
246
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,557
For the parish office!
247
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:34,049
Well, you might as well say
Father Brown wrote that letter.
248
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,426
Or...
249
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,595
..Father Roland...
250
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:44,468
SHE GASPS Now you
really are being ridiculous.
251
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,498
..who gave the film
to Dinah Fortescue.
252
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:55,613
I think Vera Thimble also
received an anonymous letter
253
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,812
which sent her hurtling
to Dinah Fortescue.
254
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,382
I think we need to find out
what was in Miss Thimble's letter.
255
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,620
How on earth do we do that?
256
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,528
I think... we should ask her.
257
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,065
'..And I'm also culling
a few of these birds.
258
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,669
- 'You can do it
if you like, Grace.
259
00:17:16,693 --> 00:17:18,594
Any good at wringing necks?
- Heavens, no!'
260
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,836
"The Archers" theme
261
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,041
Oh. I didn't hear you come in.
262
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,947
Ah!
263
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,787
KNOCKING
264
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,289
- Hello!
- Hello?
265
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,440
Miss Thimble.
266
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,306
Ah, Miss Thimble!
267
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:03,111
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
- Oh!
268
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:06,642
Oh, this is no time to
have a fit of the vapours.
269
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,518
I think she's had a visitor.
270
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,788
I suppose it's up to me
to go and get help, then.
271
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,727
Well, stay there.
272
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,856
And don't touch anything.
273
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,431
DOOR SHUTS
274
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,641
Sorry.
275
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,368
DOOR CREAKS THEN SLAMS
276
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,771
Oh, dear...
277
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,401
Indeed!
278
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,740
Oh! HE LAUGHS
279
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:13,344
Long John Silver
in the 4:10. Oh, yes!
280
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,984
Sid!
281
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,130
May I help you?
282
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:29,568
Yes, erm... can't reach
the Parish Magazine.
283
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,400
I wonder if you...
284
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:40,135
I'm enjoying your article.
"Sports Day In Swaziland."
285
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,781
Egg and spoon race with
an ostrich egg. Very good.
286
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:49,550
Who is the young lady who appears
to have pipped you to the winning post?
287
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,614
A volunteer with
the Catholic Mission.
288
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,024
Mr Plunkett telephoned
to book a christening.
289
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,758
At last. Three weeks
overdue, poor woman.
290
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,590
I must say,
291
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,798
you and your missionary friend look
very at your ease amongst the orphans.
292
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,636
More at ease than I am
with your record-keeping.
293
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:11,303
If you'll excuse me, I
must telephone the Bishop
294
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,369
to update him on my progress.
295
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,881
A written reminder
for your personal diary,
296
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,816
assuming you
possess such a thing.
297
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:21,582
Yes, well, give my
regards to Bishop Talbot.
298
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,016
RACING COMMENTARY ON RADIO
299
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,797
Oh, I will.
300
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,250
Oh, yes. Of course!
301
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,222
RINGING
302
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,644
INAUDIBLE
303
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,986
So we assume
she knew her killer.
304
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,920
Well enough to offer her tea.
305
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,584
There was a cup on the
table, stained with lipstick.
306
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,287
Vera Thimble
never wore lipstick.
307
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,591
Well spotted, Mrs M.
308
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,599
At which point I had to
leave to fetch the police,
309
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,898
as Her Ladyship
was feeling vapourish.
310
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,870
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
311
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:50,036
The murder weapon was a hatpin,
ivory, inexpensive but distinctive.
312
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:53,512
Apart from the teacups,
the room was undisturbed
313
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,845
and there was one
of those on a table.
314
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:58,214
Father Roland's
latest initiative.
315
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,879
Father Roland seems to be
making a habit of being present
316
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,149
at crime scenes.
317
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:06,421
He delivered one of those envelopes
to every house in the parish, Sidney.
318
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,256
As for the letter,
319
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,593
we are none the wiser.
320
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,791
Actually, we are.
321
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,631
I found it in her handbag.
322
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,796
Were you tampering with
the crime scene, Lady F?
323
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,366
It sounds rather
thrilling put like that.
324
00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,401
But I suppose I did.
325
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:27,675
And it was identical.
326
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,182
Proverbs 19:9.
327
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:34,449
Two, eight, one, one, one,
328
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:40,050
nine, two, six,
nine, zero, zero.
329
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:44,059
- If only we knew what it meant.
- I think I might know.
330
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:54,063
28th November
1926, nine o'clock.
331
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,872
- Ooh!
- Shh!
332
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,481
SHE GASPS Shh!
333
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:22,365
Albert Evans was a local
man and thoroughly bad lot.
334
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,805
Drunkard, wife-beater and
known predator on underage girls.
335
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,434
Daisy Butler was just 14
when she was found raped
336
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,637
and strangled in
Kemblebrook Wood.
337
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,476
He was convicted and
hanged at Pentonville Prison
338
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:38,416
- on the 28th November 1926 at... 9am.
- ..9am.
339
00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:40,043
But there's more.
340
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,385
The evidence against him was
overwhelming but circumstantial.
341
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,483
What secured his conviction
was the eyewitness testimony
342
00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:49,859
of three women on their
way home from a WI meeting -
343
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:52,262
Vera Thimble, Judith Bunyon...
344
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,926
And Dinah Fortescue.
345
00:23:56,635 --> 00:24:00,299
Young man, be aware my husband
plays golf with the Chief Constable,
346
00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:02,740
so you'd better have an
extremely good reason
347
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,767
for this extraordinary
behaviour.
348
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:08,237
Do you recognise this?
349
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,647
Where the blazes
did you find that?
350
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,208
Is it yours?
351
00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:15,585
Lost it weeks ago.
Dropped out in the street.
352
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:17,886
Ruddy things never stay in.
353
00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:21,382
Can I ask what brand of
lipstick you wear, Mrs Fortsecue?
354
00:24:21,427 --> 00:24:24,090
You most certainly may not.
355
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,497
Is it Elizabeth Arvon Roseberry
Crush, by any chance?
356
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:30,226
What the devil...?
357
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,296
Found it by Miss Thimble's
body, along with your fingerprints.
358
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:37,242
Poppycock! I haven't set foot
in that woman's house in years.
359
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,973
You were seen having a
heated argument with her
360
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,913
shortly after Judith
Bunyon's murder.
361
00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,472
Can I ask what that was about?
362
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,507
It was a private matter.
363
00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:48,578
And the fracas yesterday
with Mrs Bunyon at the WI fair,
364
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,680
was that also a private matter?
365
00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:53,022
I pulled her up on
malicious tittle-tattle,
366
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,287
if that's what you mean.
367
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,455
About the unfortunate
mix-up at Friday's WI meeting?
368
00:24:59,531 --> 00:25:04,231
Mrs Fortescue, are you aware
that your husband was arrested
369
00:25:04,269 --> 00:25:07,637
in a raid on a pornographic
cinema in Soho?
370
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,733
He was never charged.
371
00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:11,744
He's a county court judge.
372
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,941
If this came to light, I don't
think he'll be playing golf
373
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,540
with the Chief Constable
any time in the near future.
374
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:18,949
Meaning?
375
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,443
I think both dead women found
out about your husband's activities
376
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,185
and threatened to expose
him. So you killed them.
377
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,220
Dinah Fortescue,
378
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,754
I'm arresting you on
suspicion of the murders
379
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,994
of Judith Bunyon
and Vera Thimble.
380
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,970
You are not obliged to say
anything unless you wish to do so,
381
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,995
but whatever you do say...
382
00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:45,706
Hmm. Angel AND saint
rolled into one, Mrs M.
383
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,072
Father?
384
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:51,640
Not now... please?
385
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:57,384
Father, may I congratulate you
on a rousing homily this morning?
386
00:25:57,423 --> 00:26:00,723
Temptation and
the sins of the flesh.
387
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:02,785
I look forward to reading it.
388
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:07,266
I hope I can tempt you
to a slice of lemon drizzle.
389
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,268
No, thank you.
390
00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:11,964
I'm fasting, followed by a
prayer vigil in the church.
391
00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:15,031
This evening, you are
normally glued to the wireless.
392
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:18,567
The Sunday Half Hour is
Father Roland's only vice,
393
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:20,579
I sometimes think.
394
00:26:20,612 --> 00:26:24,014
I thought the choristers from
King's College Cambridge last week
395
00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,950
were particularly fine.
396
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:28,749
Or was it Christ Church, Oxford?
397
00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:33,621
There's been a development!
398
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:37,994
Oh! Good afternoon, Father.
Delightful homily this morning.
399
00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,090
I'll leave you to
your diversions.
400
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,898
Sid.
401
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:48,040
Dinah Fortescue's been
charged with both murders.
402
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:51,475
The hatpin was hers and her
fingerprints were on a teacup.
403
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,479
Have they established a motive?
404
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:57,279
It all leads back
to Albert Evans.
405
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,912
Three women testified against
him - two of them are dead,
406
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,717
and the third is
in a police cell.
407
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:06,088
This mentions a wife.
Do we know where she is?
408
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,219
- About 100 yards away.
- Where?
409
00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,024
- In the graveyard.
- Oh.
410
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,860
She drowned a month
after his execution.
411
00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:14,128
Almost certainly suicide,
412
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:18,001
but they gave her the benefit of
the doubt and a Christian burial.
413
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,800
Ah!
414
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:22,831
The everyday china's good
enough for the likes of you,
415
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,471
and you will find that
downstairs in the kitchen.
416
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,378
Dear God and all the saints.
417
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:31,777
What, Mrs M?
418
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:35,379
Vera Thimble had a
Royal Doulton tea service.
419
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:39,414
Never missed an opportunity to
mention it or get it out in public,
420
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:43,793
but the cup found at the scene
was cheap everyday china.
421
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:46,492
The sort of thing she
wouldn't give house room to.
422
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:49,969
A rogue cup, planted at
the scene of the crime?
423
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,904
Ahem. My homily...
424
00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:55,506
..for your perusal.
425
00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:56,907
Thank you.
426
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,180
Planted by the real murderer.
427
00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,524
We need to have a chat
with Dinah Fortescue.
428
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,229
I'm sorry, ladies, but
you aren't authorised.
429
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:20,994
I'll come clean
with you, Constable.
430
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,025
Father Brown believes
there's about to be
431
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,764
a grave miscarriage of justice.
432
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,829
Does he, now? How's that, then?
433
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,773
He's not quite sure just yet...
434
00:28:28,807 --> 00:28:31,971
But knowing Father Brown, he'll
get it all worked out in the end.
435
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:33,478
Exactly.
436
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,072
All right. Just...
Just ten minutes.
437
00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:16,146
It's all just a fearful bloody
mess of a misunderstanding
438
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:19,352
and no-one who's anyone
will believe it for a second.
439
00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:22,623
Vera Thimble received
an anonymous letter.
440
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,562
Not from me.
441
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:28,158
Did you know that Judith
Bunyon received one also?
442
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:33,231
The 28th November 1926, 9am.
443
00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:37,438
The execution of Albert Evans.
444
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:40,674
I'd like you to leave.
445
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,739
You're going on trial
for double murder.
446
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,946
The police have enough evidence
to convict you twice over and,
447
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:51,616
I have on impeccable authority,
intend to push for a death sentence.
448
00:29:51,657 --> 00:29:55,753
So whatever you're concealing,
I hope it's worth hanging for.
449
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,964
It was all such a long time ago.
450
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:07,299
Daisy Butler was just 14 when
she was lured into the woods,
451
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,898
strangled...
452
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,306
and worse.
453
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,179
Kembleford was
rocked to the core...
454
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:20,381
..like we'd woken up one day to
find the devil living amongst us.
455
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,617
Forgive me, Lord, and
lead me not into temptation,
456
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,920
but deliver me from evil.
457
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:27,892
Lead me not into temptation,
458
00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,622
but deliver me from evil.
459
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,462
Lead me not into temptation.
Get thee behind me, Satan!
460
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:40,032
Albert Evans was a known
predator on young girls.
461
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:44,009
The van he driving was
identical to the one we saw.
462
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:46,011
He had no alibi.
463
00:30:46,044 --> 00:30:49,640
Not a person in Kembleford,
including his own wife, doubted his guilt.
464
00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:55,211
But without eye witnesses,
he'd have got off scot-free.
465
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,744
It was unthinkable.
466
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,303
FOOTSTEPS
467
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,664
Good evening, Hywel.
468
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:22,777
- Or should I say Stephen?
- I had hoped, with you laid up,
469
00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:25,716
there'd be one less
detective to worry about.
470
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:30,253
Well, I couldn't help noticing the
flowers on your mother's grave,
471
00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:33,190
the birdsfoot
trefoil for revenge...
472
00:31:34,659 --> 00:31:37,128
..on those who testified
against your father.
473
00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,333
12 years old.
474
00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:48,937
My father, a
murderer and rapist.
475
00:31:48,974 --> 00:31:51,205
My mother, a suicide.
476
00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,711
What happened to you?
477
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,241
I was sent to my nan's in Tywyn.
478
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:02,813
She changed my name so no-one
would know I was the devil's spawn.
479
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,424
Not that it stopped
them finding out.
480
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,953
"Hangwell" they
called me at school.
481
00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:14,626
Kiddies can be
very cruel like that.
482
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,828
As for Nan...
483
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:20,430
she locked her bedroom door
every night I was under her roof.
484
00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,870
Can't be too careful,
see. Like father, like son.
485
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,009
You poor little boy.
486
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:31,711
I'm so very, very sorry.
487
00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:34,986
Thank you, Father.
488
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,286
I think you're the first
person who's ever said that.
489
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:42,192
Mind if I take a pew? It's
been a shocking day on the feet.
490
00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:43,786
Be my guest.
491
00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:51,096
I expect you've
got some questions.
492
00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:52,934
Yes.
493
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,408
I was wondering why you
bothered sending the letters
494
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,501
when it can only draw
attention to yourself.
495
00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,205
Well, that's easy.
496
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:03,181
I wanted them to feel
the fear my father did...
497
00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:06,811
KNOCKING ON DOOR
Oh! I didn't hear you come in.
498
00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:09,014
'..to know they had died
499
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,182
'for what they'd
done.' SHE SCREAMS
500
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:14,455
- Horribly cunning.
- Well, from you, I'll take that as
501
00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:18,988
a complement, Father. Although
truth be told, it was surprisingly simple.
502
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:22,364
So, kindly refrain from
chasing every young girl
503
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,699
all around the fete,
if you wouldn't mind.
504
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:29,569
- Am I making myself clear?
- Very.
505
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,575
'Who notices a policeman?
506
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,175
'First on every crime scene.
507
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,492
'Access all areas.'
508
00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:00,137
I assume it was you who
switched Father Roland's film
509
00:34:00,171 --> 00:34:01,753
at the Women's Institute.
510
00:34:01,777 --> 00:34:04,632
Here's me, biding my
time for the right moment
511
00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:08,477
and then a records check turns
up Justice Jeffrey's activities.
512
00:34:08,513 --> 00:34:10,846
You murdered two
innocent women...
513
00:34:12,083 --> 00:34:13,949
..and framed a third...
514
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,783
for telling the truth.
515
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,755
Well... Well, Father...
516
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:22,791
..it seems like you don't
know everything after all.
517
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,194
Not one of them is innocent.
518
00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:29,065
They murdered my father, as surely
as if they'd pulled the lever on the drop.
519
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,433
It didn't feel like lying.
520
00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:33,301
It felt like justice.
521
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,474
By the trial, I think I truly
believed that Bert Evans
522
00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:39,478
was the man I saw that night.
523
00:34:40,645 --> 00:34:44,810
And then some 20 years later, the
real killer was caught and confessed.
524
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:51,450
Albert Evans was declared
posthumously innocent and pardoned.
525
00:34:53,692 --> 00:34:57,060
- So, you took matters into your own hands.
- An eye for an eye.
526
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,860
Vengeance is the Lord's.
527
00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,628
He will repay.
528
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:04,033
I can't wait till the
Day of Judgment.
529
00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:07,005
I wanted to watch them
atone for their crimes
530
00:35:07,038 --> 00:35:10,839
and for one of them at least,
to suffer as my father did.
531
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:13,572
The opportunity for
one of them to die a long,
532
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,275
slow death by judicial murder.
533
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,441
It's not too late to repent.
534
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:22,818
I'm chapel, see. Don't set
much store by confession.
535
00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:26,450
But you believe in God and
the power of his forgiveness.
536
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:30,288
End this atrocity now, Stephen.
537
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,853
Save your soul.
538
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,664
Forgive me my sins.
539
00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:06,257
I want it absolutely understood
that I've never forgiven myself
540
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:09,165
for what I did, not
only to Bert Evans,
541
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,637
but his wife and
their poor little boy.
542
00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:15,273
Albert Evans had a son?
543
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:17,138
KEYS JANGLE
544
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,576
Can you ladies tell me
what the devil you're doing?
545
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:23,275
There's no time for that, Inspector. We
know who sent those anonymous letters.
546
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,435
Anonymous letters?
547
00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:26,978
Received by Judith
Bunyon and Vera Thimble
548
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,681
I don't know of
any such letters.
549
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:33,783
Sure you do. Vera Thimble's
was found in her handbag
550
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:37,819
and we handed in
Judith Bunyon's to...
551
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,831
Constable Pugh!
552
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,301
When this transfer
came up, it was a sign.
553
00:36:50,241 --> 00:36:53,905
I was sent by God as
his angel of retribution.
554
00:36:56,681 --> 00:36:59,378
There's irony.
Little Stevie Evans...
555
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:02,046
patrolling the town,
keeping them all safe.
556
00:37:02,087 --> 00:37:05,854
All the while, biding my
time for the right opportunity.
557
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,060
This'll be painless.
558
00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:11,359
An accident on the
stairs in your wheelchair.
559
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,133
TELEPHONE RINGS
560
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,876
There's no-one
there to hear you.
561
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:31,474
I'm looking forward
to all this being over...
562
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:33,678
popping the
question to Gladys...
563
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:36,017
maybe a kiddie or two.
564
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,989
Is everything all...?
565
00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:41,618
It's all fine. All under
control. Go and fetch help!
566
00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:45,357
We'll have you out
of this in a jiffy, Father.
567
00:37:45,396 --> 00:37:46,762
Go!
568
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,035
I think not.
569
00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:32,876
I'm sorry, Gladys.
570
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,812
SHE SOBS
571
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:45,482
Bonkers, in my humble opinion.
572
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,253
Let's hope the judge thinks so.
573
00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,586
I owe you a debt of gratitude.
574
00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,297
I hear you've got
a handy right-hook.
575
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:58,030
County-flyweight champion,
Cambridge Half Blue...
576
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,129
I gave it up when I
entered the seminary.
577
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,163
I'd forgotten how good it felt.
578
00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,118
I thought you were in church
all night. What happened?
579
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,306
And more to the point, how did
you know that he was downstairs?
580
00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:12,574
All right. I'll go and see
where her ladyship's got to.
581
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:17,713
Listen...
582
00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,189
thank you.
583
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:30,035
It seems you know my
weaknesses better than I do myself.
584
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,867
I couldn't help but
hear the phone ring,
585
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,635
every Sunday at eight,
just before Sunday half-hour.
586
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,475
What's her name?
587
00:39:46,451 --> 00:39:47,680
Louisa.
588
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:53,755
A woman of such purity and beauty,
I was lost the first time I saw her.
589
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:59,625
She sent me away, said she
couldn't steal me from God, but...
590
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,860
by then, I was already taken.
591
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,199
And yet you still
corresponded with her?
592
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:07,603
No an impure word or thought.
593
00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,006
I broke no vow,
594
00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,805
committed no sin...
595
00:40:13,811 --> 00:40:16,303
..except in my heart.
596
00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,442
- God will understand.
- Too well.
597
00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:22,784
Too well. He sent
me here to test me...
598
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,322
..and the devil was
waiting, tempting,
599
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,451
taunting me with carnal images.
600
00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:35,897
You think that film
was a coincidence?
601
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,600
A sign?
602
00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:41,632
Saying what exactly?
603
00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:45,072
That God wants sacrifice
604
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:46,702
but not suffering,
605
00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:48,838
that you can still serve him
606
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,314
with the woman you love...
607
00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,408
..that God has chosen for you...
608
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:56,011
by your side.
609
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:03,020
- A cup of tea, I think, is in order.
- Oh, I'll make it.
610
00:41:04,529 --> 00:41:08,830
Mrs McCarthy, I am perfectly
capable of making a cup of tea.
611
00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,698
No doubt you are.
612
00:41:10,735 --> 00:41:12,465
And... I'm...
613
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:17,692
I'm sorry I said that
you were decorative.
614
00:41:17,716 --> 00:41:18,838
Thank you.
615
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,175
And I'm sorry
about the scones...
616
00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:23,181
because...
617
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,979
I didn't actually taste them.
618
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:29,977
- You didn't taste my scones?
- I just sort of pretended.
619
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:32,684
You didn't taste my scones?!
620
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:34,784
Naturally, if I had,
you would have won
621
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:37,295
which is why I've decided
to come clean and have
622
00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:41,231
the whole competition declared
null and void, however humiliating.
623
00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:43,858
That won't be necessary.
624
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,502
I know the truth
625
00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:49,439
and that's what matters.
626
00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,871
You know what, Mrs M?
627
00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:57,040
Underneath it all,
628
00:41:57,081 --> 00:41:58,640
you're a jolly good egg.
629
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:01,475
Underneath what exactly?
630
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,351
FATHER ROLAND CLEARS HIS THROAT
631
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,050
I come to make my goodbyes.
632
00:42:05,089 --> 00:42:07,888
Is something wrong, Father?
633
00:42:07,925 --> 00:42:09,791
On the contrary.
634
00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:13,821
I was lost and now am
found, thanks to Father Brown.
635
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:16,198
A man of hidden
wisdom, it transpires.
636
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:19,170
I shall be sure to tell the Bishop
as much, when I inform him.
637
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,831
Inform him of what?
638
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:26,439
I'm leaving the priesthood.
639
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,446
THEY GASP
640
00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:02,976
God be with you.49140
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