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Eddie, the forks go on the left.
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- On the left?
- Right.
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Oh, on the right.
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Well, that makes sense.
We're all right-handed.
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No, genius. When I said
right, I meant left was right.
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Great news, everyone.
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I stopped on the way home
and bought us a pizza for dinner.
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Thank goodness. We
can eat with our hands.
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- Grandma. Grandma.
Grandma. ESTELLE: Hmm.
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Anything for me?
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Grandma. Grandma.
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- Grandma.
- Oh.
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- This one looks important.
- That must be for me.
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- Grandma.
- Oh, this is from Barbara Bush.
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- You know Barbara Bush?
- Oh, sure.
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But I haven't heard from
them since they moved.
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- Here's one for you, Dad.
- Thank you.
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Oh, terrific. A water bill.
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Here's one for Rachel.
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- Should I give it to her?
- Let me give it.
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Makes me feel important.
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Hey, Rachel, you got a letter.
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Oh, it's from Sci-fi magazine.
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- I sent them a great short story.
- I don't believe it.
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- You haven't even read her story.
- I don't mean her story.
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I mean the water bill.
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Did we get a swimming
pool and nobody told me?
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Look at that.
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It is a little high.
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A little high?
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They don't use this
much water at SeaWorld.
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This is terrible.
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They rejected my story.
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Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. I guess this
has been a tough day for both of us, huh?
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Great news, Dad. I'm all
finished washing the car.
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You washed the car?
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With water?
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Boy, why did you do that?
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Because you told me to?
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Edward, I told you two weeks
ago when we could afford it.
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I don't believe this. I did
something good and I'm in trouble.
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Big trouble.
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And from now on, ask me before
you do something I told you to do.
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I'm sorry they
rejected your story.
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It was a great idea.
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It was about this trucker
who has a whole lot of tattoos.
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Then one day, he notices
his tattoos are changing.
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Finally, he realizes
they're not tattoos at
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all, but aliens with
really low self-esteem.
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Uh-huh.
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- I'm doing a Stephen King sort of thing.
- Let me tell you where you're going wrong.
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Shouldn't be wasting your time
writing about truckers and tattoos.
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Gotta be writing about
things you know about.
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Carl! Carl!
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Now, don't panic.
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The water will just be
off for four hours a day.
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Now, I know we can all live with that,
and think of the money we'll be saving.
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I know how we can save a
lot more money. Nobody eats.
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I'll turn it right back on.
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- Hi, Aunt Rachel.
- Hi, baby.
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How was school?
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I can get A's in my sleep.
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The public-school system
is geared for kids like Eddie.
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- How's the story coming?
- It's not.
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I keep getting a lot of ideas but
none of them amount to anything.
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I'm sort of blocked.
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All right, I want
everyone in this house...
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in the living room,
right now on the double.
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Uh-oh.
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It's Aquaman.
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All right.
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Who did it?
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Who left the
sprinkler on all day?
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The front yard looks
like a rice paddy.
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Don't look at me. I
don't do outside work.
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- I didn't do it.
- Not me.
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I haven't done
anything. I'm blocked.
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Well, who could it be?
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Hi, everybody.
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Edward.
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Son.
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Did you turn on
the sprinkler today?
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Yeah, I did, Dad. I
turned it on this morning.
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And without even being asked.
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But you forgot to turn it off.
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I got you there, Dad.
You didn't tell me that part.
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Edward, the human
body is 65 percent water.
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If we come up short,
you're the first to go.
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You're getting out of
hand with this water thing.
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Out of hand?
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I have to rent scuba gear
to get the evening paper.
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From now on, nobody uses
a drop of water in this house...
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without written
permission from me.
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Oh, come on. LAURA: Come on.
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What do you mean?
I've got to get...
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I wonder if George and
Barbara have an extra room.
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I work too hard. I only
make $305 a week.
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Aunt Rachel, you want something
to write about, write about this family.
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People love stories
about domestic violence.
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- Mama, we are doing good.
- Hm?
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We are doing real good.
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I have been checking the meter
now every day for the past two weeks...
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and water consumption
is finally under control.
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Good. Now maybe I
can firm up my waterbed.
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I'm really getting sick of this. I want
some of that mail and I want it now.
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Okay. Here. Take this.
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This is junk mail.
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You're new in this profession.
You've got to start at the bottom.
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I was born at the bottom.
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Here you go. Grandma.
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You put your right foot out
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You put your right foot...
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Come on, baby. This is a
top-of-the-line teething ring.
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He hates this thing.
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You're doing it all wrong.
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Well, excuse me. It didn't
come with instructions.
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Watch and learn.
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Dip it in a little apple sauce.
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Here you go, sweetie. Mm, mm.
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Oh, sure. Anybody
can do it that way.
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Mail call for Aunt Rachel.
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- That's for dinner.
- Sorry.
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This is from the magazine I
sent my new short story to.
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Open it. Open it.
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Well, what did they
say? What did they say?
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I sold my story.
I sold it! I sold it!
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- I sold it!
- You sold it. You sold it. You sold it.
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Now, am I gonna get
a chance to read it?
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I didn't want you to see
it until I knew it was good.
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I'm gonna go out now and
make copies for everyone.
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Will you watch little
Richie for me? Good.
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Sure, no problem.
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Oh, by the way, he
needs changing. Thanks.
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Laura, get down here.
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The baby needs changing.
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So, what did you
think of my story?
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Rachel, this story is about us.
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No, it's not. I made it up.
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You made it up?
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The story is about a woman who
moves in with her sister's family.
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The father's a cop, the
mother works at a newspaper.
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And they live in a house with
their three kids and a grandmother.
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Okay, I know that
sounds like this family.
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But I just used you
as a jumping-off point.
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I don't think you
jumped far enough.
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You make me seem
pushy. I'm not pushy.
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- Yeah.
- Hush up, Carl.
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I want you to take
me out of the story.
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Mother Winslow...
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And you make me seem
like some kind of cheapskate.
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Got that part right.
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I don't know why
you guys are so upset.
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She made me seem like some
kind of smart-mouthed know-it-all.
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Come on, guys, it's just a
little story for a magazine.
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I doubt if anyone we
know will even read it.
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What about me? You
said I whine. I don't whine.
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Honey, it's not about you.
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Way to go, Rachel.
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Come on, guys, I
made it up, really.
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I mean, hasn't anyone noticed
the family is nothing like us?
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They have cable.
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Aunt Rachel, I love your story.
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Finally, someone
who knows it's fiction.
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What fiction? You
captured the real me.
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A guy who's great
with the babes.
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That is the only
part that is fiction.
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Oh, yeah?
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Don't be hitting nobody on the
head. You're all crazy enough as it is.
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Harriette, you
haven't said a word.
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You're a reasonable person.
What did you think of my story?
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You wanna know what
I think about this story?
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Maybe not.
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Rachel, I think this story
is about you and me.
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How you see me as this overbearing big
sister who's always pushing you around.
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Well, it's nice to finally know
how you really feel about me.
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Harriette, it's
just a little story.
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Well, your words speak
louder than your words.
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- What does that mean?
- I don't know. I'm fired up.
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Harriette, come on.
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So you see, Mother Winslow,
that's the way we writers do it.
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- Oh.
- We take somebody we might know...
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and use them as a model
for fictional characters.
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- Uh-huh.
- Like Hemingway.
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He used his
friends in his stories.
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I met Hemingway in Cuba once.
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All sizzle and no steak.
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Rachel, well, I convinced
Harriette to talk to you.
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Now, you're gonna
have to do the rest.
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Thanks, Carl.
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- Excuse me, Mother Winslow.
- I'll be praying for you, honey.
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Okay, Harriette.
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Now, I know that you two can
straighten out this misunderstanding.
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So now, just go right ahead.
Straighten out the misunderstanding.
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Right out.
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Harriette, I'm really
sorry this upset you.
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I was just trying to do what you
told me, write about what I know.
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See? Now, come on, let's all
go out and get some ice cream.
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I just wanna ask you
one thing, Rachel.
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Did you mean all that
stuff you wrote about me?
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It's not you, Harriette.
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Henrietta is a
fictional character.
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See? Now, come on, let's go
get that ice cream. Come on.
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So you don't think I try to control
your life like that sister in the story?
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Well, not all the time.
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What do you mean,
not all the time?
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Well, sometimes you
do try to control my life.
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When? Name one time.
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Ha! I could name
a hundred times.
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You tell me how to dress,
how to do my makeup.
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And you even gave me a lecture on
how to give my baby a teething ring.
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You know, that really
made my hair stand on end.
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Well, it would be a lot better
than the way you're wearing it now.
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You know, I don't think I've
put enough of you in my story.
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I may have to do a novel.
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How would you like
to do it in traction?
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Did they make up?
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Well, they were close.
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Real close.
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Mm-hm.
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Ooh. You look bad.
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I know.
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Where you going? You smell
like you gargled with Aqua Velva.
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I'm going over to Linda
Fontana's house to ask her out.
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Then you better go back upstairs
first because you forgot your brain.
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Linda Fontana is the
prettiest girl in your school.
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There's no way she's
gonna go out with you.
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See, Aunt Rachel's story
taught me a lot about women.
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I figure Linda's waiting for
a real man to come along.
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One who's not
intimidated by her beauty.
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And that's me.
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Edward "Stud" Winslow.
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How much of that
cologne did you swallow?
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So have you made
up with Rachel yet?
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Well, I guess not.
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Rachel, you're just
in time for lunch.
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Carl, would you please tell Harriette
I'll be eating lunch in my room.
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Carl, would you please tell
Rachel if she's eating in her room...
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she better call for pizza. My
food is not leaving this kitchen.
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00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:15,508
Carl, would you tell Harriette
that that is just fine with me.
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But... Wha...
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00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:23,309
Mom, if Judy and I fight, can
I have pizza in my room too?
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Just a thought.
243
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,247
Harriette...
244
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,993
how can you still be
upset at Rachel's story?
245
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,129
All the rest of us
have forgiven her.
246
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,491
Carl, she didn't do
a number on you.
247
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,099
You were just a
tightwad and a blowhard.
248
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,434
She thinks I'm
a terrible sister.
249
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,904
All these years, I thought
I was helping her out.
250
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,943
All the time, she's been seeing me as some
tyrant who's trying to control her life.
251
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,743
You know what I think?
252
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,906
I think the two of you have let
this thing get way out of hand...
253
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,678
and it is now
time to talk it out.
254
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:01,912
I don't wanna talk to her.
255
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,721
Honey. Look, I know
you're hurting right now.
256
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:09,692
But you wouldn't be hurting
if you didn't love her so much.
257
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,856
I don't know how two people who love
each other the way you and Rachel do...
258
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,468
can let something like
this come between you.
259
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:20,198
And I know that neither one of you
are gonna be happy until you work it out.
260
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,866
Now, come on,
honey, work it out.
261
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,750
I don't wanna work it out.
262
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,597
Hi, Aunt Rachel.
263
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:49,762
Hi, baby.
264
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,029
- Want some?
- No, thanks.
265
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:55,902
I guess you and Mom
still aren't talking, huh?
266
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,603
You know, this is just
about our worst fight ever.
267
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,475
Hey, don't let it get you down.
268
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,479
I know what it's
like to be a sister.
269
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:05,174
Judy and I fight all the time.
270
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,046
Yeah?
271
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,279
Do you say really
awful things to her?
272
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,718
Sure.
273
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,519
Being a middle child
has to have some perks.
274
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,426
But I don't really mean
the things that I say.
275
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,328
I'd never tell her
this, but I love the kid.
276
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,726
Anybody seen my
Bratty Kathy doll?
277
00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,735
Beat it, you little rug rat.
278
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,800
See? I wasn't really
trying to hit her.
279
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:35,142
But she has to learn to
knock before she enters.
280
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,315
I think you should go
apologize right now.
281
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,247
Oh, I will. What do you think?
I wanna ruin our relationship?
282
00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,788
See, that's the important thing.
283
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,051
No matter what happens
between sisters...
284
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:50,196
you don't let it ruin
the relationship.
285
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,403
Well, I think she
got the message.
286
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,134
- How did I do?
- You were great.
287
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,279
Your timing was perfect.
288
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:10,405
I don't know how Mom and Aunt
Rachel ever got through life without us.
289
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,915
- Harriette, we've gotta talk.
- I'm listening.
290
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,919
I am so sorry I
wrote that story.
291
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,082
I never meant to hurt you.
292
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,787
It's not about the
story anymore.
293
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,163
All right, I'm sorry for
everything else I said too.
294
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,300
So you don't think I push you
around and try to control your life?
295
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,495
Okay. I don't feel that way.
296
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,798
You do too.
297
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,877
Okay, I do feel that way.
298
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,012
I don't know what
you want me to say.
299
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,079
I want you to tell me the truth.
300
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:17,942
Fine.
301
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,416
Sometimes, I feel like
you push me around.
302
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,555
No, I don't.
303
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,851
I just give you advice.
304
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,886
Harriette...
305
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:31,827
you may mean it as advice, but
it comes across like giving orders.
306
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:35,866
It's like you don't respect me or you think
I'm not capable of thinking for myself.
307
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,095
- That is not true.
- Yes, it is.
308
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,867
Ever since we were little girls,
you always talked to me that way.
309
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,473
But I have nothing but
respect for you, Rachel.
310
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:48,205
The type of person you are,
your values, your ability as a writer.
311
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:50,542
Those are things I've
always admired about you.
312
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,745
Really?
313
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:57,683
Yeah, and if I boss you around sometimes,
it's only because I care about you...
314
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,621
and want only the best for you.
315
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:06,655
Well, you always have
been strong and dependable.
316
00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:07,925
Just like a second mom.
317
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:12,366
Only younger.
318
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,769
Well, I can see you don't
need me as a mother.
319
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,934
You need me as a sister.
320
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,310
Oh, that would be fine.
321
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,813
Well, from now on, when
we're having a problem...
322
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,618
I want you to tell me
about it face to face
323
00:21:27,642 --> 00:21:30,423
instead of putting it
in a national magazine.
324
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,987
Fair enough.
325
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,993
And I want you to let me
know if I'm getting pushy.
326
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,390
Okay, I will.
327
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,859
No, I mean it. Whenever I'm
getting pushy, it's your job to say...
328
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,195
Harriette, you're being pushy.
329
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,196
Boy, it sneaks up
on you, doesn't it?
330
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,338
So are we friends now?
331
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,905
- Sure.
- Oh, I missed you so much.
332
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:58,676
- I missed you too.
- Oh, I knew you guys would work it out.
333
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,750
Oh, boy, I'm glad that's over.
334
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,653
All I can say is I'm glad that story
didn't cause any more trouble than it did.
335
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,328
Edward.
336
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,804
What happened to you?
337
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:25,209
I went over to Linda
Fontana's house to ask her out.
338
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,406
And she beat you up?
339
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,377
Gee, whatever happened
to girls just saying no?
340
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,116
It wasn't her.
341
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:41,522
It was her boyfriend, Bubba.
342
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,925
Aunt Rachel, next time you write
a story, leave me out of it, please.
343
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,932
Son, come on.
344
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:54,904
I think it's time you and I had a little
talk about women and guys named Bubba.
345
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:58,533
Wow. What did you do?
Take a bath in cologne?
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