All language subtitles for Columbo.S10E07.720p.BluRay.x265-PROTON

Beautiful.

- You all right?
- Good.

Oh, she looks glorious tonight.
She's glowing.

She's in love.
I heard he asked her to marry him.

Oh, it's true. She's sky-high.

Is Nick coming?

You look sensational.

You should have seen me
get into this dress.

A team of three plus a crowbar.

Tsung, do me a favor,
watch for Mr. Franco's car.

As soon as it arrives, come and get me.

Lauren! Great party.

Miss Staton, he's here!

He showed up. His car just pulled
into the driveway.

Tonight could be the night.

Unless he decides to stay with me,
which I doubt.

Are you nervous?

I'm high. And you?

I'm ready.

He's at the front door now.

John, don't open that
for a minute, will you?

Ciao.

- Ask who it is.
- Who is it?

Mr. Franco.

Ask him if he's been invited.

Have you been invited, sir?

Yes, I've been invited.

Tell him he's not on the list.

Your name does not appear
on the invitation list, sir.

Listen, this would be a lot easier
if you'd open the door.

May I help you, sir?

If you put your mind to it, you could.

Come here.

Excuse me, John.

What?

I don't understand.

Why don't I get tired of you?

I don't know.

It doesn't make sense.

You're not even Italian.

What is it?

I can't explain it.

I am crazy about you.

What am I going to do?

Live with it, I suppose.

Why aren't we married?

Sit up.

Don't say that unless you mean it.

I mean it.

You're talking about marriage,

meanwhile, you're running out on
my party in 10 minutes.

I'm not running out on you.
I already ran out on a poker game.

You winning or losing?

I'm losing, cookie.
I'm stuck for 12,000.

Otherwise I'd stay.
You know I would rather be...

I know that.

I just want to hear you say it.

Are you free tomorrow afternoon?

Yes.

May I take you for a drive?

That would be lovely.

Would it interfere with your
listening if I nibble on your ear?

Well, let me take care
of a few things first,

and then I'll come back
and let you nibble.

Okay.

It's me.

What's happening?

He's leaving now. He lied. Said
he was going back to his poker game.

I'm sure he'll call you.
Now get back to me as soon as you can.

I will.

Be careful, he's capable of anything.

I know.

Don't forget your gloves.

I won't.

Are you leaving now?

No, not immediately.

Oh, Nick, you can go
if you want to.

I've got all these people
to take care of. Go!

I don't want to leave you. I want
to be with you some more. I want to...

Nick.

Honestly, I understand.
Go, back to your game.

Tomorrow afternoon.

We'll head north
and find an open field.

What about yourself
pleases you the most? Hmm?

What's your best feature?

What do you think?

Your teeth.

You think my teeth
are my best feature?

No. You do.

Wrong.

Your legs.
You like your legs the best.

I don't like my legs.
Why do you make me sound so vain?

Do you know what I'm
gonna teach you to do?

Play. Tease. Flirt.

You're such a serious young lady.
Probably comes from growing up in Italy.

What about my neck?

I love you. I want to
spend my life with you.

You frighten me.

Do what I tell you.
Believe what I say.

Know that I love you.

I hate looking at that.

Don't make me do it again.

Come here.

Just stay close.
I'll take care of you.

Yes.

Everything's fine.

Right now we're at a bar
in the Valley,

and he's had a few drinks.
He's in the restroom.

I can't tell you what time we'll get
to the apartment.

But I'll try and be fast.

Okay.

If there's a delay, just wait.

Did he threaten you?

I'm all right.
He wants to get me in bed.

Whatever you do, be careful.

I will.

And don't forget,
take care of the light switch.

I won't forget my gloves.

Are you sure...

you want to do this?

Are you sure?

Yes.

So am I.

He's outside the booth now.
He wants to nibble on my ear.

He's holding up a sign now...

"I'm crazy about you.

Can't help myself.
What am I going to do?"

How I hate him.

Nick.

The stairs.

Damn.

Damn it!
Can you get the lamp on the table?

All right.

Did you get it?

In a minute.

Oh, I got my keys. Okay.

Good.

Lisa?

No.

It's the other woman.

Here's the gun.

The tools are in the bag.

Don't forget the switch
for the living-room lights.

Take his car from the garage, wait for
my call before you bring it back.

Here's the money for the soup cans.

You know what to do.

Don't worry about his jewelry
from the bedroom, I've got that.

All right.

Be brave.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Pack up all my cares and woes
Here we go, singing low

Bye, bye, blackbird

Where somebody waits for me
Sugar's sweet, so is he

Bye, bye, blackbird

No one seems to love
or understand me

Oh, what hard-luck stories
they all hand me

Make my bed and light the light.
I'll be home late tonight...

- Feeling better?
- Yeah.

I took an aspirin. A few minutes'
rest can do wonders.

Wonderful!

Scotch.

Headache gone?

All gone.

Harry! Harry, hurry up!
It's cold out here!

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- It was wonderful to have you.
- Lovely. Thanks a lot.

You're welcome to the room,
the piano, the liquor,

but not me. I've had it.

Good night!

For she's a jolly good fellow
For she's a jolly good fellow

For she's a jolly good fellow

Which nobody can deny

Yes?

Mr. Ruddick? It's Lauren Staton.

I'm sorry to disturb you at this hour,
but I forgot my key again.

Who do you want?

It's Miss Staton, Mr. Ruddick.

I want to get into Nick's
apartment. I forgot my key.

Oh, Miss Staton. Oh, all right.

Mr. Ruddick?

Come in, I'll be with you in a minute.

Turned cold on us. Who would expect it?

I'm so sorry I woke you.

Listen, by now I'm used to you.
So what is it tonight?

He's playing dice, or gin or what?

- Poker.
- Well, I hope he wins.

At least that way, you won't mind waiting.

When you wait for him, do you
at least cook something for him?

You know, gambling is work.
I get hungry when I play bingo.

Could be the tension.

No, I don't cook for him.
But I run his bath, pay his bills.

Always have wine ready, and
fruit and cheese. That's what he likes.

He adores...

Oh, my God!

Oh, Nick.

Oh, God.

Nick.

Turned cold, didn't it?

So, you're saying
he wasn't always here?

I already told you. He gambled here,
he gambled in Europe.

He went back and forth.

Killed by a single shot in the chest.

No powder burns,
so he was not shot at close range.

We do have an exit wound in the back.

Skin is still warm to the touch.
When was the shot?

Call it 2:00.

2:00. Well, that's consistent
with the body temperature.

Let me see, it's now 2:30.

Okay. Why not? Time of death, 2:00 a.m.

- Sergeant?
- Oh, Lieutenant.

Yeah. What do you got?

Somebody was robbing the place.
He came home, surprised them, they shot him.

Right.

This is where he landed. The lights were off.

The house and car keys near the body.
He must have just come in.

Right.

There's some jewelry missing,
but they never got his money clip.

- Is there any coffee around?
- Yeah. I'll get you some.

You've gotta see his money clip.
He's got five grand in it.

I could use that coffee now.

Uh, Eddie!
Lieutenant would like some coffee.

Coffee flying in!

Here's the 5,000.
Now, they took other money,

I'll show you that evidence,
but they never took the...

Oh, just, uh...
Just getting this for the shells.

They never got the money clip
in his pocket.

They must have really panicked
when they came in and just shot him and ran.

Right.

He kept cash in the apartment, uh...

Well, come on in the kitchen,
I'll show you.

This is where they broke in,
and he'd been robbed once before.

Could have been the same thieves.

- They dumped money all over the place.
- Who found the body?

The apartment manager
and Miss Lauren Staton.

As they approached the apartment,
they heard the shot.

You looking for something, Lieutenant?

Orange juice.

There's nothing in there.
Maybe in the kitchen.

Uh, this lady, what was she doing here?

She was having an affair with the victim.

They were supposed to meet at 2:00.
What happened was, she got here first.

She has a key but she forgot it,
so she went to the apartment manager,

and while she was there, the deceased comes home,
enters his apartment, and bang, that was it.

Bang, bang. Okay. Uh...

Lieutenant, the people in the
adjoining apartments heard a shot,

but only one saw anything.
Some guy running. It's very vague.

Right. Okay. Uh...

Eddie! Where's Eddie?
Where's my coffee?

- Eddie!
- Coming in on a dead run, sir.

Here you are, sir.
Sorry about the delay.

Uh, manager just told us
that he last saw the victim alive...

when he left his apartment
at 2:00 this afternoon.

He never came back until
2:00 tonight when he got shot.

- Sugar?
- Ah.

Lieutenant! I'm in here waiting for you!

Coming.

Coming in on a dead run.

Looks like he hid his cash in these.
Whoever robbed him was not fooled, though.

- Right.
- You can tell it happened in a hurry.

They left these $100 bills, and
this is exactly the way we found them.

No juice?

- Whatever's in there, sir.
- Mmm-hmm.

The victim had a Rolex on.
They didn't take it.

This is an empty Piaget case,
so they must have taken this. When the...

Are those pajamas?

Oh, my goodness!

You're right. Pajamas, yeah.

Come on in the bedroom.

I'll show you where they
emptied the contents of...

a case of jewelry on the...
Nothing but cheap stuff.

Turned the room upside down, so I
assume they took anything of value.

While you're in there,
you can look at his personal effects.

Hey, that box with the jewelry,
has that been fingerprinted yet?

I got it. It's been printed and tagged.

Eddie! Where's Eddie? Eddie?

More coffee, sir? Flying in.

The victim was last seen leaving the apartment
at 2 o'clock this afternoon?

That's what the manager said.

And he didn't get back until 2:00 tonight?

That's what the manager said.

Where's the manager?

Across the hall.

It turned cold tonight. What time?

I noticed it around 10:00.

That's the end of sleep
for me, I can see that.

What time did Mr. Franco
leave the apartment today?

What?

What time did Mr. Franco
leave the building?

- 2:00. I already told the detective...
- How do you know?

I was standing out front.

- How do you know the time?
- I just finished my lunch.

Good. Was there anybody else
in the apartment?

- When?
- Anytime.

The maid.

- What time did she leave?
- 1 o'clock.

How do you know?

She works in the morning.
When else is she gonna leave?

Did he come home for supper?

- No.
- How do you know?

His car is never there.

He never comes home for supper?

Don't come home to eat. He's a bachelor.

Leaves in the afternoon, gambles half the night away,
comes home to sleep!

Who's that?

The lady who came to see the deceased.
She's the one who was having the liaison.

She's a knockout.

Excuse me, ma'am, my name is
Lieutenant Columbo.

Has someone spoken with you?

There was a detective here,
but he got called away.

Well, let's see if I can
get you out of here.

What have you told the other detective?

Just that, uh,

I made an arrangement
to meet Nick here at 2:00,

and that I forgot my key.

Mr. Ruddick let me in,

and we were both in the corridor
when we heard the shots.

And we ran...

And the door...

We opened the door,

and it was Nick, on the floor.

I see.

Um...

Ma'am, would you prefer not having
your name released to the press?

I hadn't thought of that...

No, it wasn't a secret about
Nick and me. There was nothing to hide.

My friends all knew about it.

In fact, I had a party at my home
this evening and Nick was there.

Is that when you made plans
to meet here at 2:00?

Yes. Yeah, he had a poker game
and he couldn't stay.

Um, that's how he made his living.

He didn't want to go,

but he had to.

Take some of this, ma'am.
It'll warm you up.

Thank you.

Uh, if necessary, is there a telephone
number where we can reach you?

My secretary. Area code 213, 555-5334.

They obviously went through his jewelry box.

If I showed it to you,
could you tell what was missing?

I think so. I'm very familiar.

Listen, why don't we do that some other time?
Let's get you out of here.

You've been through enough.

Well, that's very nice of you,
Lieutenant. I appreciate that.

Uh...

You haven't touched the coffee, ma'am.
Did you want it?

Oh, I didn't realize...

No, thank you.

Uh, we could have one of our men
drive you home, it's up to you.

Thank you, I...

I can manage.

On my end, everything
went fine. Just perfect.

And the police? What about them?

No problem. Everything went just fine.

One detective, who was very considerate,
asked for a telephone number just in case.

Mmm.

Wait a minute. That's him.

It's the detective. He...

He's pouring water for a dog. A basset.

What do you think he wants?

It's probably about the missing jewelry.
I'm sure it's nothing to be concerned about.

On the radio, they said it was a robbery.

I watched the 7:00 a.m. news. Robbery.

Listen, I want to know
what the detective says.

Will you call me later?

Um, go back to your place.
I'll call from a payphone.

Good morning, Lieutenant. Forgive the way I look.
I took a sedative, and I just got up.

You look just fine to me.

You're an easy audience.

Well, that's not the way
I see it, ma'am.

You were very kind to me last night.

Well, I understand what
you're going through, ma'am.

It's been a nightmare.

But the world doesn't get me that easily.

I'll make the funeral
arrangements. I'll do that.

But I'm also gonna buy a new pair of shoes,
and I'm gonna have my hair done,

and by the end of the day,
I'm gonna be spectacular.

Sounds good to me, ma'am.
May I ask you a few questions?

- Do you mind if we go out on the patio?
- No, not at all.

Ma'am, our procedure
in matters like this is to, uh...

Uh, verify...

Ma'am, would you mind if I sat in the shade?

No, of course not.

Some people, you know,
they can take the sun. Not me.

I start sweating,
it comes right out through my shirt.

But, mostly, in the feet.
I guess that's why I have such soft feet.

Perspiration softens them up.

Of course,
it's a little tough on the nose.

Now, my wife, she likes the heat.
She's always cold.

It takes that woman
40 minutes to get in a pool.

I'm exhausted from swimming,
and she's still...

She hasn't gotten her knees wet yet.
I guess it's a question of natures.

I have a warm nature,
and she has a cold nature.

Or she has a circulation problem.

Ah, right, ma'am, she probably does.
Can that be cured?

There's not much they can do about it.

And I suppose you've seen
the best men in the field.

As a matter of fact, I have.
How did you know I had the problem?

Oh, I didn't, ma'am. I, uh...

It was just that last night
I noticed you didn't drink your coffee.

You just used the cup to keep your hands warm.
And it reminded me of my wife.

Okay! All right, enough chitchat.
Better get down to business.

Uh... Oh, ma'am,
does this bother you?

Not at all. I like it.

Oh!

That's good. Okay.

Uh, this report, ma'am, this is, uh...

This is for the Captain,
so it's gotta be right.

He's one tough guy.

I'm sure he is.

We found an empty Piaget case, ma'am.
Mr. Franco, did he own a Piaget watch?

Yes, he did.

- Expensive?
- Very.

Besides his Rolex, can you think of
anything else of value?

I don't know of anything else
that was worth anything.

Uh, you're sure of that, ma'am?

Nothing comes to mind.

Okay. All right. Uh...

That does it!

- Finished?
- Yeah. That's it.

Can't think of anything else.

Now, thank you for the time, ma'am.

Uh, ma'am? Excuse me, do you
have anything for a headache?

Well, I'm sure we do.

Do you have aspirin?

Um... I don't know.

Well, I prefer aspirin, ma'am.

Those other brands,
they don't seem to work for me.

Well, I'm not sure exactly what we have,

but, uh, I'm sure we must
have something in the house.

Well, if you're not sure
what you have, don't bother.

I can pick something up at the drugstore.
But thank you anyway.

I'll see you out.

I have to tell you, ma'am,
that you have a...

Oh, it's a beautiful house.

And your foyer! Well, I mean,
it's the kind of thing...

that I've only seen in the movies.
It's, uh... It's really something.

Nice sense of humor, ma'am.

I like the cigar!

Uh, if it'll make you feel any better, ma'am,
all your guests thought it was a lovely party.

You spoke to my guests?

We have to verify everyone's story.
We got their names from your secretary.

In fact, one lady said,

talking about the food
and the music and the guests,

except for your headache,

it was the perfect evening.

That's nice to hear.

Good day, ma'am.

Well, you know, he talked about
his wife's circulation...

more than anything else.

And about the case, all he wanted was
a description of the jewelry?

That's all he wanted.

So, how long did he stay?

Mmm, about 15 minutes.

So you think we're all right?

As far as the case goes, we're rock-solid.
I'm sure he has no suspicions.

It's just that there's something about him.
I can't put my finger on it.

I'm not always sure what he's thinking.

Does he want to see you again?

He didn't say.

I think he kind of likes me.

Okay.

You startled me!

How did you know I was here?

Well, I called your secretary,
ma'am, she told me.

Oh, she did? I see.

Oh, I hope you don't mind.

No. Why do you think I'd mind?

Oh, I thought you sounded irritated.

No! No. I don't mind talking to you.

I do mind being taken by surprise.
Yes, that annoys me.

You should ask first.
Now, how can I help you?

Well, there, you see, I do like
that about you. You're levelheaded.

I'm sorry. I don't follow you.

Well, other people,
when I show up unexpectedly,

right away, they're all excited.

"Oh, boy, good news! He caught
the killer. The case is solved."

You understand it's not so easy.

I'm not naive, Lieutenant.
I do appreciate how difficult your job is.

Well, that's what I mean.
I wish there were more people like you.

I wouldn't feel such pressure.
I wouldn't feel under such stress.

I have to buy some shoes, Lieutenant.
Do you mind if we walk and talk?

No, not at all.

What is it that you want?

Well, I'm making out my report,

and there's one point in your story
I'd like to clear up.

Now, you said that Mr. Franco told you...

that he had to leave your party to
go play poker, right?

Right.

Now, we checked with the men
that he usually plays poker with,

and they play every Monday and Friday night,
so there was no game last night.

So I thought, well, maybe you
were confused about what he said,

you know, the shock and all,

and, uh, maybe you wanted to
change your story on that point.

Maybe it was some other kind of game?

You know, maybe it was.

I mean, yes, maybe he said
he was gonna play gin.

I see.

Well, there was a gin game
last night among his friends,

but he wasn't there.

Well, I'm not sure what he said.

I see. All right.

But you were disappointed when
he told you he had to leave the party.

Yes, I was very disappointed.
I wanted him there very much.

You wanted him there very much
and he explained why he had to leave,

but you're not sure what he said.
You can see, ma'am, where...

That's just not gonna
look too good on the report.

You know what else doesn't look very good?

What?

Your tie. It doesn't look good.

- What's the matter with it?
- Mmm...

Well, it's green, goes with brown...

No. I'm gonna buy you a new tie.

No, this tie is for older men
and you're not old.

Why do you want to appear old?

What I should do is buy you a whole new suit,
but I don't know you well enough for that.

Maybe someday.

Already you look better.

Now, let's find you a proper tie.

- Uh, you know, ma'am...
- Mmm-hmm?

Maybe he did say poker.

Yes, maybe he did.

Here! I think this one has some life.

You know, they're kind of tough down
at headquarters about accepting bribes.

Well, I understand,
but this is strictly entre nous.

Right. So, uh, what I'll do,
ma'am, is, uh...

- I'm gonna put down poker.
- Hmm.

I'm taking this tie.

Put down whatever you think best.
Anything else?

Uh, no, not at all. Um...

Could I have my old tie back?

I'm sorry.

Okay, so, uh...

I want to thank you for the gift,
and I want to thank you for your help.

Don't mention it. I enjoyed doing it.

Uh...

I would never do that to you.

What?

I would never lie to you.

If I wasn't gonna play poker,
I would tell you the truth.

I think we have to meet.

Are you sure we should do that?

It's important now.

Anything happen?

Nothing I can't manage.

What time?

Half-hour.

I love you.

Love you.

Are we all right?

Yes, we're alone.

If someone comes...

I'll close this door.

Right.

I want to be absolutely certain...

that there's no way
to connect you to Nick.

How many times do we have to
go through this?

You've never been to his apartment?

Never.

Have you ever been
on this side of the mountain?

No. He was very careful with me.
He was probably afraid you'd find out.

Have you ever run into
anybody who knew him?

No.

No bartender, or waiter who could
remember seeing you together?

No one knows me in Los Angeles.

I've only been here for 10 days.
We never went to the same place twice.

I have no friends here. I speak to no one.

I think you should go back to Rome.

Is that why we're meeting?

I really think you should.

But, why? What's happened?

The detective.
His name is Columbo. He's, uh...

He's asking more questions than he should.

Like what?

Well, he suspects Nick lied to me last night...

when he said he was
leaving the party to play poker.

Well, he was lying, we know that.

But so does Mr. Columbo.

And so what if he knows?

He said it in such a strange way.
He said, um,

"I would never do that to you.
I would never lie to you.

If I wasn't gonna play poker,

I'd tell you the truth."

Well, it sounds like he likes you.
I mean, isn't that what you thought?

Well, I did buy him a tie.

- You didn't.
- I did.

Did he like it?

He liked that I bought it.
Men like that.

I did it on impulse. Uh...

I feel, as a precaution,
I should be very sweet to him.

If a beautiful woman plays her cards right,
she'll usually get what she wants.

I don't want to leave you.

Not yet.

Can't we wait on Rome?

It's just that I'm not sure
what he's thinking.

All right, we'll wait.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Are you through with this pile?

- What pile?
- This pile.

With the insurance policy,
the will, bank statement...

Yeah.

No big clue there, huh?

No.

What about this pile, the bills?

What bills?

The bills!

The laundry bill, the drugstore bill,
the auto-repair bill,

the golf-club bill,
the rent bill, the electricity bill,

gentlemen's clothing store bill,
credit card bill...

What are you looking for?

Jam.

I'll be in the living room when you're ready.

Any other bills?

Credit-card bill.

You said that.

Uh... Cheese shop bill.

And finally, the wine shop bill.

That's all the bills?

That's all the bills!

Where's the telephone bill?

Uh... I don't know.

What's the telephone number here?

555-5234.

Call the telephone company.

It's dead.

It's dead?

Hey, the guy's dead.

Super doesn't wanna pay the bill,
so he shuts off the phone.

That's what I would do.

You already got raisins on that
peanut butter. You gonna put jam on?

You've never had it that way?

No. And if there's a God, I never will.

Phone was disconnected yesterday.

We already know that. He did it.

However,

the number was disconnected 10 days ago.

You mean to tell me that 555...

...5234 was disconnected 10 days ago.

Well, the man had to have a phone.

- You did say Nicholas. Nicholas Franco.
- Yes, Nicholas Franco.

We have no record.

Ma'am, there has to be a record.

We have a Nicholas Franco
at P.O. Box 939, Beverly Hills.

P.O. Box? When was that account started?

Ten days ago.

Did he have a previous number?

Area code 213, 555-5234.

555-5234. Okay!

Do you have a record...

of the individual telephone
numbers that were called...

during this 10 days?

Well, they're all to the same number.

Wonderful. How many?

- Twelve.
- Twelve!

What's the number?

Area code 818, 555-7247.

May I have the name and address
of the person attached to that number?

Yes, you may.

Ordering.

Where'd you get the tie?

It was a gift.

Why are you wearing it?

I got my reasons.

Who gave it to you?

A beautiful woman.

Who?

She's making a play for me.

Wonderful. Wonderful!

But I'm supposed to be investigating her.
Maybe she broke the law.

So what's the problem?

Why can't you enjoy yourself
while you're investigating?

You think that's the right thing to do?

Listen, she knows what she's doing.

She has her motives. You know,
you're not exactly Robert Redford.

I'm not even sure if she did anything,

but why would she be making a play for me?

Well, we shall see what we shall see.

Wash and comb-out, Miss Staton, $75.

I heard about last night.

I know how you must feel.
Oh, you have all my sympathies.

That's sweet of you, Maggie,
but I'm not gonna live in the past.

I refuse.

Lieutenant!

What brings you here?
Good news? Case solved?

You caught the killers? What?

You're pulling my leg.

No, I missed you. You know,

it's been three-and-a-half hours.
I can't stand the separation.

As a matter of fact,
I called you at the funeral home,

you'd just left. They told me you were here.

Uh... Got something for you.

You remembered the photograph.

You're something. Thanks.
But I don't smoke them.

Okay.

Listen, I'm still wrestling
with this report.

- You gotta help me.
- Okay. Yes.

I spoke to the manager,

and he tells me that Mr. Franco
was an obsessively neat man. True?

Yes.

He also tells me that the maid that cleaned
yesterday is a conscientious worker.

Is that accurate?

Well, his apartment
was always very clean and orderly...

Well, now, here's the problem.
I looked at Mr. Franco's refrigerator.

The small one in the bar?

- Mmm.
- It was spotless.

The maid said she cleaned it that morning.
I believe her, it was gleaming white.

The only problem was,
the drip pan was one-third full of water.

So, naturally, you ask yourself,
"Why didn't she clean the drip pan?"

Unless... Wait a minute,
wait a minute. Unless,

sometime after she cleaned it,

for some reason the electricity
went off and the ice melted.

That would account for the water.
What do you think?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

Now, the electricity worked fine...

when you arrived with the
apartment manager at 2:00 at night.

You like it, don't you?

- Oh, the tie?
- Mmm-hmm.

Ah, it's a little strange,
but, uh, I wanted to please you.

So, that means that, uh,
the electricity went off...

sometime between the time
that she cleaned it that day...

and 2:00 at night.

Do you mind if I adjust this
just a tiny bit?

Not at all. Go ahead.

But who turned off the electricity?

Did they want the fridge off?
The TV off?

The lights not to work?
What do you think?

You want me to be honest?

I'm more interested in that hat.

Oh. Right.

You know, as a cop, my instincts
would lean toward having the lights off,

but who's to say?
There's so many appliances.

Wait a minute, what am I talking about?

According to the apartment manager,
there was no one in the apartment...

till Mr. Franco came home at 2:00 at night.

No one was there?

Well, that's what he said.

Well, if no one was there,
then no one could've...

The manager could've been wrong.

Right. Wrong, or right.

Right. I got a feeling we're
going in circles here.

You know, why don't you
just say that the maid overlooked it?

It could happen, you know.

Right, it could.
I'm gonna just say she missed it.

That's what I'm gonna tell the boss.
She just missed it. Finished. Done.

Uh, Miss Staton?

Miss Staton?

Over here!

What do you think? Do you like it?

Oh, that's a knockout.

What is that there?
Is that a flower in the corner?

No. That's, uh...

I think it's some kind of a bird or...

Hold this.

Would you be very angry
if I did that again?

Do it again, I'll let you know.

Do you ever drink in the afternoon?

No, but I do in the evening.

We'll do that.

And later, we can get a bite to eat.

Ticket, please, ma'am. Thank you.

Just one more thing.

What is it, Lieutenant?

Well, it's tiny,
but I have to ask these things.

What's your first name?

Lieutenant.

Lieutenant.

You don't have to explain. I understand.
It's your job.

How can I help?

Can you pull up?

About last night, when you went
to Nick's apartment...

And believe me, this is not important.

I'm merely trying to pin down
how you knew that Nick wasn't home.

I'm sorry. I didn't hear what you said.

Um, last night, how you knew that Nick
wasn't in his apartment.

I assume that before you called
the apartment manager,

you buzzed Nick's apartment, right?

And there was no answer.
Is that how you knew?

- No.
- No?

No. Oh, I didn't buzz Nick's apartment.

You didn't?
Well, how did you know he wasn't there?

Well, his car wasn't in the garage.

Oh, but it's such a big garage.
How could you be sure?

No, but I parked in his space. It was empty.

Oh, you parked in his space!

Oh, that's how you knew!

Okay!

But then, when Nick came home,

he would have seen your car.

Yeah, I guess he would. Yes.

Well, that's funny, then.

- Hmm.
- What?

If he thought you were in the apartment,
why would he let himself in with his keys?

Well, I would think, Lieutenant,
that, uh, he rang the bell,

and because I was with
the manager, no one answered,

and so he let himself in with his key.

Oh, right. You were with
the manager. Right.

So he rang and rang, and then...

Yeah, but the trouble with that is,
that ringing would've warned the thieves...

and they would've run out.

Well, maybe it did,

but they didn't have enough time
to get all the way out.

Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.

In other words, they started to run,
but he came in too fast. Right.

Okay. Uh... No, no good. You see,
the problem with that is,

the direction of the bullet
that shot him came from his left,

from someone standing
in the hallway that led to the bedroom.

If the thieves were running out
and they shot him,

the bullet would have come from the direction of
the sliding glass doors that lead to the patio.

Oh, I tell you.
I don't know, this case, it's...

It has me stumped.
I got a million questions...

Why don't you just give it a rest?
Stop worrying it.

- Yeah.
- Hmm.

- See you tonight?
- Right.

- 8:00.
- Yeah.

I just left him. We kissed.

No.

Yes! I'll do anything. Charm him,
seduce him.

I'll even run off for
a weekend in Mexico with him.

And did he ask you?

Not yet.

Aren't you worried?

No. It's such a strange situation.

He's fun to be with.
I like him. I really like him.

And you know what? He likes me.

And if I play
my cards right, which I will,

there'll come a time when
he'll be more interested in me...

than his investigation.

Look, I just want
this whole thing to be over soon.

Do you think it will be?

I do. Yes, I do.

In a few more days,
I'm sure he'll drop it.

Lieutenant Columbo to see Miss Staton.

Please, come in.

I'll let Miss Staton know
that you're here to see her.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

Nick did have charm.

I remember us girls playing cards with him.
I mean, not for money, just for fun.

He kept us laughing all night.
He was so easy...

Show him into the den.
I'll be right there.

He was letting us win.
We didn't know it, but he was...

You've come to tell me
you can't make it tonight.

Oh, no!

You've come to tell me,
"There's one more thing."

That's a yes.

What is it?

I brought you something.

A violin?

Well... You'll see.
Why don't you close those blinds?

No, I changed my mind. I'm gonna
do it this way. I'm gonna leave,

and if you have any questions
when you open this,

you call me at headquarters.

All right.

We still on for tonight?

Oh!

Yeah.

Lieutenant! They're beautiful!

To you.

To you.

What about us?

What about us?

Well...

Well, we both have a problem.

Your problem is your report.

You want it to be good...

and you don't want to be
scolded by your captain.

My problem is you.

I'm attracted to you.

A nice head of hair.

Now,

I promise I'll help you
with your problem...

if you'll help me with mine.

And to show you what a good sport I am,

we'll work on your problem first.

Well, it's not easy,
but I'll accept your terms.

Fine.

There's just one thing
I want to do before we start.

I had to do that.

You know what they say.
Cold hands, warm heart.

Where you going?

Uh, we have work to do. I'm, um...

trying to control myself.
Now, that's better.

How can I help you?

Well, if some thieves
were robbing an apartment...

Mmm-hmm.

Why would they take time off from their work
to turn on the heat?

I don't know, why would they?

They wouldn't.

- So, what's the point?
- If they didn't, who did?

Who did what?

Who turned on the heat?

Are we talking about Nick's apartment?

Yes.

Okay. So, what's the question?

Who turned on the heat?

Beats me.

You fooled me.

I thought you were gonna ask me
how did I know that the heat was turned on.

You want me to ask you that?

How did you know the heat was turned on?

When Nick left the apartment in the afternoon,
it was 98 degrees outside.

So the heat had to be turned off.

But when Nick came home at 2:00 in the morning,
it was 55 degrees outside.

But the thermostat
in the apartment read 72 degrees.

So someone had to have been in the apartment
and turned the heat on.

Here's my suggestion.

You could find all
the people in Los Angeles...

who had a circulation problem and
were susceptible to the cold,

and round them up for questioning.

Well, for now,
I just want to concentrate...

on all those people who have
a circulation problem...

plus a key to the apartment.

Well,

if that's what you wanna do,

that's what you should do.

Don't do that.

But you like that.

Yeah, a little.

Bartender, two more!

Boy, do you smell like a French whore.

This is tough.

This is a tough case.

We had a wonderful time together. Wonderful.

But...

But what?

While I was in the apartment
waiting for you and Nick,

I was there for some time.
I was tense, my mind racing.

I must have felt cold,

and without realizing it,
by rote, I turned up the heat.

What difference does it make?

He knows about it.

He's figured out there was someone
in the apartment...

who moved the switch from cool to hot.
He suspects I was in Nick's apartment.

Are you there?

Yes.

But that's only in his mind.

No one else thinks that.
It can't lead anywhere.

It can't be proven.
It's just a supposition.

What else did he say?

Nothing.

The rest of the time
we just laughed, had fun.

He talked about his dog.

And then we parted.

You know, when you first started with him,
it was to make things easier.

But it's not working. I mean, he keeps digging.
It's getting too complicated.

Maybe you should just put an end to it.

He's just pecking at the edges. Lisa,

he can never find out what really happened.
He doesn't even know you exist.

Right. He doesn't even know I exist.

You don't exist, and
I was in the corridor with the manager.

Right.

But, Lisa, you have to get on a plane.

I'll make a reservation for Saturday.

Good.

It's tough. Really tough.

This is a tough case.

You said that an hour ago.

Uh-huh.

You can't have two dames
making a play for you.

So the perfume must be from
the one who gave you the tie, right?

Barney, shut up.

See how much I learned from you?

A glass of water, please.

Commissioner, quiet.
We're having a conversation here.

So is she making a play for you
because she did it?

Barney, I'm trying to think.

Let her go, Lieutenant.
She doesn't smell dangerous.

If they did it, you catch them.

If an angel did it,
you get the cuffs for the hands...

and a rope for the wings.

Do you have a solid case against her?

No. All I got is birdseed.
I'm gonna need a confession.

Let me tell you something important.

This guy Franco was a scum bucket.

He could charm the tail
off a brass monkey.

Make you laugh, show you a good time,
and at the end of the evening...

Now, I saw this with my own eyes.

I was bartendering
at Miro's, a party of 10,

and he's the life of the party.

And Mel Sarnoff has
his wallet on the bar,

and he turns to talk
to the guy on his right,

and Nick removes half the money.
A real scum bucket.

I know other bartenders. We talk.

And they say the same thing.
He was a scum bucket.

Used women. Made them all feel like queens,
young and old,

the older ones for their money,
the young ones for their body.

Scum bucket!

See? The Commissioner knows.
He knows what's going on.

You know what's crazy about this thing?
The more time I spend with her,

the more I think
she's got good stuff in her.

On the other hand,

the more time I spend with her,
the more I think she did it.

Here's to her.
Why did she wait so long?

I'm gonna get some air.

In order to solve this case,
would you tell her you'd marry her?

Are you on drugs?

Would you sleep with her?

How much is the gum?

Did you kiss her?

I can't believe gum costs this much.

You know, she probably really likes you.

She doesn't have to pretend.
You're easy to like.

So it's easy for her
to use her femininity...

for the one thing that matters.
She has to save herself.

Since when did you become a psychologist?

It goes with owning a restaurant!
And you probably like her.

You don't have to pretend.
She's easy to like.

And it's easy for you to play the game
for the one thing that really matters.

You have to break this case.

This used to be my favorite restaurant.

Here's why you're troubled. You like her.
And the more you show it,

the more she thinks you're
gonna give her a break. And you're not.

You're leading her down the
garden path, and you don't like it.

- How many gums did you take?
- Two!

It's going on the tab.

Don't worry about the tab.
George here has got money.

Shut up.

- You cleaned this?
- Sí.

- How?
- How?

Sí. How you clean?

I don't understand.

Show me how you clean.

Ah. With this sponge and this soap.

You clean inside first, outside first?

- Inside first.
- Show me.

Okay.

Um... I take this out, and I clean.

You start at the top and go down,
or from the bottom and go up?

I start at the top. Always at the top.

You clean over here?

No, I don't clean the ice.

I see, so you put the food back,
and then you clean the outside.

- Sí.
- Show me.

Okay.

Um, I wipe here...

- Sí.
- Yeah?

- You clean over here?
- Sí.

How?

Okay. I clean. See?

Sí.

And then I put this back.

You put the plug in this socket
or this socket?

This socket.
I always put in this socket.

But it just came out of this socket.

- Sí.
- Who put it in this socket?

- Maybe my sister.
- Why your sister?

When I'm sick, my sister come.

Who was here
the day Mr. Franco was killed?

My sister.

Now, that circuit breaker
I saw is down here, yes?

Sí!

Is the refrigerator on or off?

On!

Is the refrigerator on or off?

On!

On or off?

On!

Now put the plug
in the other socket.

Plug in the other socket!

Is the fridge on or off?

On!

Now, on or off?

Off!

Now, on or off?

On!

- On or off?
- Off!

- On or off?
- On!

- On or off?
- Off!

On! Off!

On! Off!

On! Off!

On! Off! On! Off! On!

Off! On! Off! On! Off!

Are you Mr. Ruddick?

Yes!

I have a package here for you.
It's for a Lieutenant Columbo.

You're supposed to give it to him
when you see him.

You try this. It's to die.
I know you're gonna like it.

Thank you.

Mmm! Sí, sí, it's very good.
In El Salvador, we put jam.

You see, in El Salvador,
you got brains.

Package for you, Lieutenant!

You want to open the door?

From Saks Fifth Avenue. Big sucker.

You shop at Saks?

Why not?

You don't like Saks?
It's a very good store.

- I want to thank you for the gift.
- You didn't open it.

Well, I wanted you to be here.
That's why I called you.

Lieutenant.

Yes?

What's the longest you've
ever worked on a case?

Nine years and four months.

Nine years?

Long time!

And this case, what's the longest
you think you'll work on it?

Long as I'm making progress.

And do you feel you're making progress?

I found out this morning why
the ice melted in the refrigerator.

And it wasn't that the maid missed it?

No.

Was it because the maid left
the refrigerator door open?

No, it was a mistake.

The maid put the refrigerator plug
in the wrong socket,

and this socket was connected to
the circuit breaker...

that controlled the lights
in the living room.

Mmm-hmm.

Somebody cut off that circuit breaker...

and, without knowing it,
they cut off the refrigerator.

It's amazing how you keep digging
until you get these answers.

Yeah. But what good does it do me?
So I know how the ice melted. So what?

What am I gonna do with that information?

Ask me what really happened that night,
I couldn't tell you. I'm stumped.

This case, it's got me, uh...
It's got me wacky.

I don't sleep at night.

Does that mean you can't have a good time?

When I'm with you? No, no,

when I'm with you
I can still have a good time.

Can we order a drink?

Uh, no. I'm afraid not.

No liquor here. Beer. Wine.

You want something to drink?
I'll tell you something.

She'll have something to drink.

Thanks.

- Cheers!
- Cheers.

Here you go. Now, if there's
anything else, just holler.

Okay! The steak is fantastic.

I wanna open this now.

Oh, no! Before you eat?

I can't wait.

- I can't believe this steak.
- It's the only thing he can cook.

But it's the best in town.

Will your dog fit into that?

If you went around the world three times,
you couldn't find me a better gift.

Can I ask you something?

Why do you ask if you can ask?
You're gonna do it anyway.

How long were you seeing Nick?

Three months.

Um...

All right, I'll, uh,
take care of this in a minute.

Barney was talking about Nick last night.
I'm gonna use his exact words.

"Scum bucket."

I'm surprised you would
repeat that to me.

He went on to say
that Nick was the type that...

used...

Okay, forget that.

I won't repeat that.

I'm bringing it up because, in
going through Nick's personal effects,

I noticed that his golf membership was canceled,
he canceled a life-insurance policy,

there was an IOU for $30,000,

and this all took place about
three months ago.

So I was wondering, did Nick ever
talk to you about marriage or money?

Lieutenant.

I've always been willing to
discuss with you the circumstances...

surrounding Nick's death.

I've always been willing to discuss with you
my relationship with Nick,

and anything else
you wanted to talk about,

the lights, the refrigerator,

my circulation problem,
and God knows what else.

But this... is unpleasant.

This hurts.

If you want to go on, I will,
but I want...

No. No.

Let's drop it.

I know nothing about Nick's
financial situation.

If what you say is true,
he never mentioned it to me.

Whether or not we discussed marriage...

really is a private matter.

I understand.

Later.

Later.

Probably could have had this done
a little faster down at the police lab.

Oh, they're not mine.
They're my brother-in-law's.

Yeah? How come he wants such big blowups?
And why does he cut the people's heads off?

Well, to him, it's art.
Let him be happy.

Okay. Take care.

You've been watching her?
What's she been doing?

Nothing exciting. Always alone.
Takes walks. Goes swimming. Reads a lot.

Doesn't talk to anybody.

Got on the phone a couple of times.
Seems preoccupied.

Okay. Pick her up. Bring her in.

Yes, sir.

Get me that number.

Yeah. I'll get it to her all right.

I'm here to see Lieutenant Columbo.
My name is Miss Staton.

What's this in connection with?

He asked me to come down.
Said they'd picked up a suspect.

They want her in the booth
behind the interrogation room.

- Show her down.
- This way, ma'am.

Why did you lie when the detective asked you
if you knew Nick Franco?

You said you didn't know him.
Is that right? Yes or no?

- Yes.
- Yes, what? Yes, you knew him?

You said you didn't know him.

- Yes, I said I didn't know him!
- Why did you lie?

And where were you
on the night of the 19th?

- I was...
- In the movies. We know that.

- Were you with anyone after the movies?
- No!

Was the ticket taker a man or a woman?

I don't remember.

- Why are you lying?
- I'm not lying.

What was the name of the movie?

- It was a scary movie.
- You're not lying?

You said you didn't know
Nick Franco! Was that a lie?

- Yes.
- What was the name of the movie?

I don't remember!

What theater?

The, uh, Deluxe on Ventura.

- Why are you lying?
- I'm not lying!

You're not lying? You said
you didn't know Nick Franco.

Was that a lie?

Count these numbers!

Count them!

One, two, three, four...

That's the number of times
you spoke to Nick Franco.

You said you didn't know him.

Count these numbers.

What are those numbers?

It's one number. Her telephone number.

Ten times you spoke to Nick Franco!
Count these numbers.

Who found this girl?

I did.

How?

Nick called her, uh,

12 times in the last 10 days.

It's a toll call and it was
on his phone bill.

For the past 10 days, he had
his phone bill sent to a P.O. Box.

I guess he didn't want it
laying around the apartment.

Someone who spends time there might see it.

Do you know her?

Let me show you these photographs.

Do you recognize that chair?

I'd say it's the same chair.

Hand-carved antique chair.
One of a kind.

I'd say, at one time,

you were in the same room
as that person.

Lieutenant, the boys want
to go after her harder.

What do you think?
We're waiting on you.

I'll be with you in a minute!

Can you solve this case
without a confession?

No.

Would you do anything to hurt me?

If you could solve this case,

would you do anything to hurt me?

I wouldn't.

If you could solve this case,
would you do anything...

to keep from hurting me?

Anything.

Let that girl go.

Brogan, you still there?

Still here, Lieutenant.

I'll be with you in a minute.

You. Come with me.

I'm, uh, Lieutenant Columbo.

Mean anything to you?

No.

No? Okay.

I only mention it because, uh,
maybe in your travels you heard the name.

You don't have to say nothing.

You got money for a taxi?

Yes.

There's a telephone booth
two blocks down.

Okay.

Now, the detective, he told me that...

you've spent a lot of time
in Europe? It's true?

Yes.

Well, there must be something
important going on there tomorrow,

and if I were you, I wouldn't miss it.

Okay.

Lauren wants it this way.

Okay.

Goodbye.

- What's up?
- I'm going in another direction.

What, you got something?

Could be major.
Better than that girl.

That was going nowhere.
Keep your fingers crossed.

How'd you keep the body warm?

Electric blanket.

Why did you turn off
the switch for the lights?

That living room can be
seen by neighbors.

If anyone had seen
a light going on at 12:00,

it would have been disastrous.

Do you remember turning up the heat?

No. I did it by rote,
like stopping at a red light.

My mind was elsewhere.

Who fired the shot in the apartment...

while you were outside
in the corridor with the manager?

That's for you to find out.

An unknown accomplice.

Male.

Accomplice, unknown male.

And he was the one that
removed the electric blanket?

That's right.

And he's the one that took
Nick's car out of the garage...

after 12:00 and brought it back
close to 2:00?

That's right.

And you refuse to name him?

I refuse.

And who is she?

My daughter.

What...

She and Nick and you and Nick?
What...

He used us both.
Neither of us had any idea.

Did he know?

Yes, from the beginning.

But how did all this...

Nick was in Rome. He saw Lisa,

picked her up, seduced her,
and through her,

found out about a wealthy
mother in Beverly Hills.

He came after me.

Lisa, in Rome, knew nothing,

until something I said
in a letter.

I described the man I was seeing,

his pet expression,

"Can I nibble on your ear?"

Other things.

A ring with his initials,

a tiny scar.

Lisa became hysterical.

It sounded like Nick!

Can you imagine?

Being involved with a man in Rome,

maybe this same man was
seducing your mother in Los Angeles.

She was wild.

She flew here and confronted him.

And?

He said he needed money
and he was gonna get it from me,

and she should go back
to Rome and wait for him.

She went berserk.
Started screaming.

He beat her. He put his hands
around her neck and choked her.

He then sliced her neck with a razor
and said he'd kill her if she told me.

Well, she told me.

But we killed him first.

I'm ready.

Thanks for the flowers.

Brogan!

- Brogan!
- Yeah!

Come in here.

I sent her to Europe.

Thank you.

Where's her father?

The last time I saw him was in Rome.
It was a long time ago.

She'll be all right.

Rumored to be among
the possible targets,

more West Coast military bases.

There was a dramatic
development this evening...

in the case involving the shooting
of a Beverly Hills gambler,

Mr. Nick Franco.

Miss Lauren Staton,
also of Beverly Hills,

confessed this evening
to the murder of Mr. Franco.

According to police,
she had a male accomplice,

who at this point
remains unidentified.

No motive was given,
but police report that...

Mr. Franco and Miss Staton
were having an affair.

On Wall Street today...

Did you make that pinch?

Yeah.

Uh, your nephew,
what's his name? Uh...

- Vince?
- Vince.

He's graduating next week, isn't he?

That's right.

Why don't you give him this?
I think he'd like this.

Can I ask you a question?

No.

How do you do a thing like that?

How do you lock up the lady,
the way you feel about her?

Who said I felt anything about her?

You did!

Listen, you believe
everything a cop tells you,

you're a damn fool.

Where you going?

It's Thursday night.
Taking the wife bowling.