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How do you survive the pressure to fit in?
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You adapt.
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Or you lie.
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But all the lies can come in a cost.
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Especially when you give up everything for someone else`s dream.
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(Car horn)
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(Music)
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No! Like the boxes that says master that goes into master bedroom and the one that says Ryan's room is that one right there.
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I have to go to the office, babe... unless you need me here?
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That's it?
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What?
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Aw, shit that's great get us fired... perfect.
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Ryan, no, can you that somewhere else, do it in the backyard, please, it`s not funny.
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Ryan, you're so goddamn annoying!
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Are you kidding with this guy!?
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It's his first day.
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But what, maybe we don't have his first day at my house.
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If anything is broken I'm gonna kill you.
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Em? Emily Grace!
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You could, you know, put your phone down and I don't know... help out?
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This is being helpful? This is what you do? This is...
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(Music)
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Hi! Hi, gosh it's so good to see you, oh, you have got to tell us about your Paris get away.
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Heidi I'm not gonna bore the girls with that.
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Awesome.
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Hey, mom I'm taking off, later.
-Wait, Em, do you know where you're going?
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Mom, please, just don't be embarrassing. I'll find my own way. Just...
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Pick me up at 3 at the pick up circle. Do not come in!
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My class is down here.
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See ya mom.
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Bye love, have fun!
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Class is down there.
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Okay, everyone knows where they're going.
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I just, I got divorced.
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Obviously.
- I might`ve heard that.
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I know, I know and guess who got the house.
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Hello.
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(Laughter)
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So like he would get the house.
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No he didn't make the babies.
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No, and then got to be this.
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Right... Oh my god, it is so good to see you.
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Hi I'm Joy.
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Do you wanna grab a coffee? We can just catch up on everything I feel like I have to tell you so much.
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Definitely.
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Probably someone's new nanny or something.
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Kinda nosy.
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God it sucks to not fit in...
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Christopher!
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Hi! Hi you, your kale lilies at the benefit dinner were just off the hook, it's all anyone talked about.
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Really, your eyes are so gorgeous I cannot stand it.
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Oh my God you are the sweetest ever.
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Listen Sam, give my love to yours. I will, I'll tell Doug you said hi...
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Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
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No, I should signal before I turn.
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On the outside, it's all so beautiful
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and you got everything, but on the inside...mmm, there is something missing.
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That's a funny thing about facades - the emptiness behind them is... is very real.
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Alright I'll call you later.
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So what do you think?
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Your so happy with yourself, I love it.
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(Message tone)
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So drop off went great.
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Okay.
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School`s adorable.
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So far so good then.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm really glad you're volunteering at that school.
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Hopefully you're gonna meet some nice moms... right?
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Yeah,I hope.
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You're not working now, just enjoy yourself.
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Well okay it's not the 1950's, babe, I mean hope to be working, I do have a phone call with Vince set up.
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Mark the numbers from Pacifiker are in we need you in the conference room.
-Okay, thank you.
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Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that you had company.
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Sandra this is my... beautiful wife Joy.
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Hi nice to meet you.
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Good to meet you.
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I need you in the conference room.
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Oh, and I confirmed our flights to Chicago.
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Great.
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I thought you weren't gonna be traveling so soon.
-They got me locked down on this big project.
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I love you.
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Love you.
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See you soon.
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Then when people finally start noticing you that's not always a good thing.
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Could you just put them a little farther apart i don't like the sound they make when they touch each other.
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So when the kids come,yeah... just... yeah and make sure they are straight too.
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Hi I'm Joy, I'm supposed to help out with lunch today, I'm supposed to ask for Teresa.
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You're late.
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Oh, I'm sorry, as traffic`s so...
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Here is you're state issued uniform.
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Great, thanks.
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Slop sloppy Joe's slop the sloppy Joe's, haha, it's the....
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Adam Sandler song.
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It's funny.
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Since you're new here I'm gonna put you on stacking duty which means you get to clean kid's trays.
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Right over there.
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(Music, children chatting)
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(Door bell)
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Hi! -Hi I'm Michelle I'm your neighbor I'm just over there... oh, I brought you some goodies.
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Oh, you are so sweet!
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Thank you! I`m sorry I'm Joy. Okay my kids are gonna worship you cause they have had nothing homemade since we moved in. -Oh.
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Moving is not for the faint of heart.
-Can you, please, tell my husband that?
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Oh these look so good, can I ask you to come in and have some coffee or...
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I would love to I just... I'm already late for volunteer appointment,probably oh but I... we're having a party on Saturday night and I was wondering if you and your husband
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wanted to come, it's sort of a neighborhood thing,
-Oh I'd love to.
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Aah but my but husband is getting in late that night and I don't have a sitter, I don't know any sitters yet in the neighborhood.
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I can help you out... my 17 year old son William babysits for all the moms in the neighborhood.
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Perfection!
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I don't know if you are a reader,but like once a month we all kinda get together and we...-Yes I... love... I read. -Good, okay.
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You`re like a one stop shop for the new girl in town, this is so amazing, thank you!
-You`re welcome.I'll let you get back to unpacking.
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Oh, please, don't I hate it so.
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I will. We`re really glad you're in the neighborhood.
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Oh, you are so sweet, thank you so much, Michelle, I love this.
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What part of on board by this conversation are you not understanding?
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But I don't need a babysitter, I can, I can cook.
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No, you can not.-Kind of.. -You actually can't cook at all, you can't even remotely cook.
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I could do other stuff, I can take care of this little poop.
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Okay, but if there is a home invasion?
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There won't be.
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Hey, hey little guy.
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Hi, babe!
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It smells great, baby. Hi!
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Babe.
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But wait...
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You better perk up because I got us invited to a neighborhood party.
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I... I just got back, baby.
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But I already told them we'd go, I mean I hired a sitter and everything.
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I don't need a sitter,please!
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Child of mine, I am not discussing this anymore, you're not involving your father in this, it's done.
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It`s totally unreasonable, most kids my age are the babysitter.
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Please, help.
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Will you, please listen, to your mom.
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I never wanted to live here in the first place, this is total bullshit.
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Please, take me out of this house.
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Please.
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Take me to a party with the adults and people not yelling at me.
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Mom, I want dinner.
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Can you do something about that too?
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(Music)
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Sometimes I don't think a man is meant biologically to be with one women his whole life.
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It's just because the life span was so much shorter like with cavemen and stuff so they only lived...
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I was busy with someone else but they called me so I had to fly in and when I talked to them and said listen we really want this deal to go down
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but, um, it's not gonna work unless you follow my terms.
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Well I told you I was gonna be late.
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Where have you been?
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Been in a problem.
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Oh God.
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You try not to judge, but...
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...everyone has their secrets.
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Sort it out!
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Nikki, hi, I wanted to...
-Not now, Heidi, please.
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Michelle, I just wanna say thank you so much for
hosting. You have done, just, so much with this whole place.
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Thank you for the flowers, Nikki,
that's very considerate.
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You're welcome.
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I'm gonna go put these in some water.
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Huh...-I'm Joy.
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By the way, I think we actually met the other day.
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Nikki. Really?
-Yeah, at the grocery store, I kind of...
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...communed into you with my cart.
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That was you?
-I'm so sorry, I was such a mess that day.
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You're not a gossip, are you?
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Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm... Never...
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Get into people's business.
-That's great!
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We are gonna have so much fun together.
-Oh!
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Oh, I had the pleasure of meeting your husband.
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Mark? Yeah, yeah...
Is your husband here?
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Oh, he was, but um, you know... Nanny problems.
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Hey, hey, hey!
-Oh, you're here! Namaste!
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This is, um, Joy!
-Hi, Joy!
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-Hi! Nice to meet...
-Namaste. This is a party, isn't it?
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Even if it is a party at Michelle's.
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You're gonna need a drink.
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Ok, this is gonna make this party bearable.
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She and Mark just moved in to Palatire's house.
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Oh!
-Yeah, it's very impressive.
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That was on the market for what,
2.3 million? Where did you settle at?
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Oh, you know, Mark and I...
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Don't worry, I mean, I`m not gonna... It all stays
within the group, right? -Completely!
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
We should celebrate, don`t we?
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Oh, um...
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We only ever drink the finest tequila.
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Well, why not?
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So, have you find your tribe yet?
-I was, what? -You know.
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Your people? Your peeps?
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Those are the athletes, they're always training for
something. Biathlon, triathlon, marathon. Hexagon.
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Those are the do gooders. -Oh?
-Yeah, they're super boring...
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Volunteers in his own life.
Michelle's their leader. She's the ultimate alpha mom.
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They've saved Africa.
They're working on the anti vaccine vaccine.
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Don't bother. Unless you have, like,
done peace court. For ten years.
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Those are the hedge fund moms.
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You really have to watch out
for those super high powered career girls.
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They will stab you in the back,
they'll lob your balls off to make a deal.
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Oh...
-Yeah. I'm not lying.
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So, those are your options.
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Well, I am definitely not a jock,
I only run if I'm being chased.
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She's funny. -Yeah...
-So wait, which, what are you two?
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What group?
-Oh, well, we're the fun group.
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Stick with us, you'll never be bored.
-Yeah, there's no mama drama with us.
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I hate drama.
-Right?
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No.
-Here.
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You know, we should ,um, we should have
a welcome to the fold girls night out for you.
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Oh, I would love that! I really
haven't met that many people here!
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I mean, I tried volunteering
at the kids school for lunch...
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Oh, don't tell me,
they've put you on dish duty.
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Yes, they did! My fourth grader
wouldn't even look at me.
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Yeah, cause now you're a dish woman.
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You should drink more.
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Ok.
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We are definitely taking you out.
-Oh, I would love that!
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I just, you know, I need to get unpacked first,
Mark's gonna have a coronary if I don't get this a little...
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Organized.
-Speaking of...
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H,i babe. -Hi, how are you?
-Um, this is Nikki and Tory.
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Oh, we've already had the pleasure.
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Joy was just telling me about
your house, your plans for the decorating,
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you really don't wanna mess that up,
cause you got one of the prime awards and...
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Tory.
-Mark, nice to meet you.
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Listen, baby, we need to get out of here.
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No, please, stay and play a little longer.
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Maybe next time.
I've got an early flight.
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Wait, whan did that happen?
-The call just came in now.
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You could always leave her with us.
-Yeah...
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You could.
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You know what, I should get back home.
It's the kids first night with the sitter, so...
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But, rain check for sure.
-Good night. -Night.
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(Music)
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Here and here.
-Dammit I hate popcorn.
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Hey, well, you're welcome.
-Hey, mom?
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What?
-Is dad coming?
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No, babylove, for dinner tonight,
we're on our own.
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Oh...
-I know...
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But, hey! What if we have breakfast for dinner?
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Pancakes? Waffles?
-Just go crazy, do it all!
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Yes!
-Alright.
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(Phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Joy, hi, Vin here.
-Vin, hey!
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I'm sort of in mom mode right now,
I apologize for the noise.
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What do you have for me?
Please, tell me you have a story.
241
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That's actually why I'm calling.
We're killing the magazine. -What?
242
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,780
Well, you know that print media is dead, right?
No one reads magazines anymore...
243
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Guess proverbial writing's been off for some time now.
244
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:13,280
Well, look, I just acquired this new media company
in Wyoming, it's gonna revolutionize the publishing industry,
245
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I'm talking about integrating social media,
blogs, Facebook, Instagram, all shabang, everything.
246
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Mom, Emily's taking my picture.
247
00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:24,770
I mean, we're gonna own
the 18-25 year old demographic.
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Ok, 18-25, but...
Where do I fit in?
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Well, to be honest, you don't.
250
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,600
See, we're moving everything online,I mean, if you had...
251
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A blog, or a social media following or
a presence on something like that...
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I might be able to send you some work.
You know, that's the trend nowadays,
253
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it's a bit more young and edgie, hip.
254
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Ok, so I need a young, edgie, hip...
255
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Blog?
256
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:57,320
No, no, what I'm saying is
you need to have a following.
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A media presence.
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Blog, Instagram, Twitter,
anything like that,
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You'll be part of the revolution.
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Ok, well, you know...
261
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A blog, I can do that!
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Alright, well, you know, shoot me an email with some of
your ideas and if there's something that I like then...
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Maybe I'll find my way to Seattle.
264
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,970
Well, that won't do much good
cause I'm in Portland.
265
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,300
Is that even in the US?
266
00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:22,420
You know, I just don't
even know anymore.
267
00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:25,920
It`s not exactly a publishing mecca now, is it?
268
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,050
No, sir, it's not.
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Alright, well look, best of luck
with the move and I'll chat soon.
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Thanks.
271
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Alright, who wants to go do homework?
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Not me! Noooo!
-Me neither.
273
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:57,240
(Music)
274
00:21:57,380 --> 00:21:58,500
(Door bell)
275
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:06,120
Hey! I brought my posse to help
you unpack, we brought goodies!
276
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:09,080
Oh, my God, I couldn`t possibly ask you guys to do that!
277
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:14,560
Oh, you`re not asking. We`re offering! Frankly, the sooner the work is done the sooner we can play.
278
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:18,290
You know, I totally thank you on that. I could so use the help.
279
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:26,950
Oh, you`re sweet, thank you!
-No problem.
280
00:22:27,590 --> 00:22:28,950
Who are you?
281
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,700
I`m...I`m Rachel. -Rachel, sorry, we didn`t meet the other night. I`m Joy.
282
00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:36,760
Oh, Joy, yeah. Hello!
-Oh!
283
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:38,690
Namaste.
284
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:42,880
Namaste! -Did I say it right? -Sort of. -Close enough.
285
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:48,640
Where are the glasses? -Oh, dear God. I have no idea.
286
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,970
Step one. -You know what, check one of those two boxes over there.
287
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,310
Where is this from?
-Where is what from?
288
00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:00,960
Bingo! -When somebody holds them like... -What?
289
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:04,530
Somebody does like that...
-Big ones.
290
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,080
Oh, yeah... the movie "Say anything".
291
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:13,160
Someone holds it... -Oh, yeah, John Cusack for Ione Skye.
292
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:16,150
Oh, it`s so cute. -It`s not that. -It is that.
293
00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:18,150
It`s not. -It`s definitely that.
294
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:25,730
(Music)
295
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,650
What do you think? -Wow!
296
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:33,090
That one`s even better. What`s in it? -Salt.
297
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,330
I`ve got a special ingredient.
298
00:23:35,510 --> 00:23:39,800
Well, Lady D medicines, no biggy. -Wait, what do you take that for?
299
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:45,560
Well, absolutely gets you shit done. You never had this before? It`s mama`s little helper.
300
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:48,210
Really? -Yeah.
301
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,740
Yeah, look, they give this crap to our kids every day.
302
00:23:53,410 --> 00:23:54,610
Tory?
303
00:23:54,800 --> 00:24:01,780
Gosh, I`m good. I`ve got family bedtime, I don`t want to get all jacked up right before sleep business.
304
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:04,760
Rachel?
305
00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:09,360
That`s my girl! Okay!
306
00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:20,210
And just like you`ve assimilated. Poof! You`re part of the tribe.
307
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,760
And the concessions begin.
308
00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:29,410
Oh, God! Where was that taken?
309
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:33,410
Oh, that`s in our old house. -That one`s a real beauty.
310
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,570
I take that Mark`s job is a big step up and pay, ha?
311
00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:39,570
Oh...yeah.
312
00:24:40,660 --> 00:24:41,360
Sure.
313
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:45,010
Nikki, what`s the theme of this year`s ball?
314
00:24:45,140 --> 00:24:48,150
Last year`s masquerade was off the hook.
315
00:24:48,850 --> 00:24:54,230
Oh, my God, the masks were genius. But it`s ok, I`ve got another awesome idea. -Yey!
316
00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:57,510
What day is it, Nikki? I`ve got to make sure Robert`s here.
317
00:24:57,990 --> 00:25:01,570
He better be. You got a date a year in advance, there`s no reason why you two shouldn`t be there.
318
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,780
Oh, I wouldn`t miss it.
319
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,410
Wait, what party is this?
320
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,750
Every year Nikki and Matthew hold the party of the year.
321
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,750
Anything that can happen, usually does.
322
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:14,600
It`s just one night of the year where everybody gets allowed loose, you know,
323
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,220
the rules don`t apply. It`s just really special night.
324
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,260
My God, fantastic, it sounds like a
325
00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:22,260
college party on steroids.
326
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,920
No, no, no, you didn`t go to a party like this at the college.
327
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,630
I mean, Matthew and I spend a lot of time and a lot of money on this.
328
00:25:28,630 --> 00:25:29,860
Is that a hot tub?
329
00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:33,090
Oh, God, fuck, we`re girls, let`s get wet!
330
00:25:41,110 --> 00:25:43,360
Nadia Comaneci.
331
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,880
Where is your hot husband from?
332
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,880
My hot husband is from England. -Oh, dear. -Too bad. -North of England.
333
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:00,520
He`s a Brit like you. -Where`s that? -Zennor.
334
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,920
Oh, oh, oh, okay!
335
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:06,340
I`ve never.
336
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:13,000
I love that game! I love it! The drinking game. -Alright, I`ve never had sex in a car.
337
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,980
Get out, you`ve never had sex in a car! -No, I`ve never had sex in a car.
338
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:24,240
It`s classless. -Okay, thank you, Sandra D.
339
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,640
That`s great.
340
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:31,360
I`ve never...um...I`ve never done extasy.
341
00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:34,790
Oh, God, Rachel. -Boom. -Ew.
342
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:40,800
Okay. -Yey! -Yey, baby, you`re my team! -Oh, spoil.
343
00:26:41,010 --> 00:26:42,800
I`ve got a great one, I`ve got a great one.
344
00:26:44,290 --> 00:26:46,760
I have never cheated on my husband.
345
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:50,900
Drink.
346
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,750
What?! -Nikki! Come on,drink!
347
00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:58,390
Come on. -Come on!
348
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:02,310
What about Cabo? Those two bloats? -What about Cabo?
349
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,570
Those bloats in a club, come on... -No, no, come on.
350
00:27:05,570 --> 00:27:09,990
Please, I didn`t have sex with those guys. I mean, they barely got into my pants, you know.
351
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,750
Look, everybody knows it doesn`t count if it`s across the border.
352
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,160
Alright? -What does that mean?
353
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:20,200
FYI. -Oh, come on. -No, no, no, everyone knows.
354
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:22,820
You`re not cheating if you don`t go all the way.
355
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,420
What are you talking...? -What?
356
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:31,760
Wait, what concept treats cheating then?
357
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,160
Penetration is the cheating. -Yes. -Yeah.
358
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:35,990
Right.
359
00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,240
God, Nikki, you`re the best.
360
00:27:40,070 --> 00:27:43,700
You two have beautiful breasts. -I have a great doctor.
361
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,810
They are fake? -Oh, come on.
362
00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,560
No! Really?
363
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:50,840
Are yours real?
364
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:54,180
Yeah... No! Hell, no!
365
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,070
What?! -Honey, I love that you asked that.
366
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:04,050
Yours are? -What? -No. -I don`t think so. -Are you saying that you do?
367
00:28:05,140 --> 00:28:10,360
Yeah. -You are the last woman on Earth with real tits! -Oh, no.
368
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,740
Oh, my God, I`ve got to feel those.
369
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,200
Well, I s... Fine. There. Good lord!
370
00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:20,120
Wow! -What? -What`s the verdict? -They`re real.
371
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,420
Yeah, they`re real. -Yes, they`re real!
372
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:25,840
But, why, what`s better? -What should the guys prefer?
373
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,180
Oh, I`ll test. Come here.
374
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:34,960
What is it? -Okay, I`m sorry, but the fake ones are so much sexier.
375
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,040
Joy, you`ve gotta just sort that shit out. -What?!
376
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,390
I like my boobs.
377
00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:40,390
Come on, you know, I think you`ll really like it.
378
00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:44,440
Cause, you know, during sex, you know, oh God, I would hate it when my tits were like hanged out and just be like
379
00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:46,690
flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.
-Yes, right.
380
00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:48,690
And you know, a guy when he`s round the back
381
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:51,220
he needs something to grab on to so that he can just
382
00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:55,170
kick that shit into high gear. -Devoting. -Yeah. -That hurts, that sounds painful.
383
00:28:55,170 --> 00:28:57,010
What kind of sex do you have?
384
00:28:57,010 --> 00:28:59,800
Yeah, I`m totally taking you to the spa tomorrow. I`m taking you to the spa.
385
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:06,040
What`s that gonna do? -Well, about your tits... -Do you know what, Tory, your liquor cabinet sucks cheese?
386
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,270
Oh, my God! -Don`t listen to her. -I`ve just moved. -It`s only one bottle here.
387
00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:14,100
I know she brought that. -Beef it up -Leave me alone! My tits and my liquor.
388
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:15,490
I`ve just moved!
389
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,030
Who the fuck is that?
390
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,530
Who is who? Hello? Hello?
391
00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:22,880
Oh, fuck! -It`s really loud, mom.
392
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,670
I...I can`t sleep. -Oh, my God!
393
00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:29,990
Honey, I`m so sorry. Hold on, wait.
-Mom. why are you all naked?
394
00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:33,920
O, baby! -The party is over. -Let`s get you back to bed.
395
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,950
Just some friends having... -Get in while you can because that`s gonna kill the buzz.
396
00:29:41,890 --> 00:29:42,820
(Knocking)
397
00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:47,240
May I come in?
-Sure.
398
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:52,150
I'm really sorry that we were
so loud and that we woke you. -It's ok.
399
00:29:52,990 --> 00:29:55,780
I'm Nikki.
-Emily.
400
00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:01,720
Can I skooch?
-Sure. Of course.
401
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:11,800
I saw you at the school, I mean I
noticed you cause, OMG you're so stunning.
402
00:30:13,190 --> 00:30:15,300
I bet you turn all the boy's heads.
403
00:30:18,590 --> 00:30:20,480
No.
-What?
404
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,980
How old are you anyway? 14?
405
00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:29,000
Oh God, no, I am 12 but I'm
going to be 13 soon.
406
00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:31,350
You're almost a woman?
407
00:30:32,690 --> 00:30:35,360
Gosh. I wish I looked like you whan I was 13.
408
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,600
Look like me?
409
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,490
We could be friends, I think.
410
00:30:43,490 --> 00:30:47,840
I could totally do your nails.
Oh, we could have so much fun.
411
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,980
It's late, babe.
We gotta go to bed.
412
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:59,000
Ok. -Your mom's right,
come on, get in.
413
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,810
Oh, good night, my new best friend.
414
00:31:07,090 --> 00:31:09,010
Good night.
-Namaste.
415
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:13,460
Namaste.
-Oh, very good.
416
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,280
Good night, love girl.
417
00:31:21,490 --> 00:31:22,710
Good night.
418
00:31:27,090 --> 00:31:28,200
Namaste.
419
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:42,390
Now that you belong,
the warning signs fade away.
420
00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:46,370
What's going on here?
Did you give birth to your children?
421
00:31:47,140 --> 00:31:51,220
You're like a... You're like a super model.
-But I have a secret.
422
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,240
Never swallow solids.
423
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,880
What work have you had done?
424
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:15,060
Work. You mean work work?
Oh, I haven't had anything done. -Oh?
425
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:19,540
But you had work done?
I mean, other then your boobs, you had a work done?
426
00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:23,420
Well, just maintenance, you know, some...
427
00:32:23,570 --> 00:32:27,330
Injections, teeth whitening, botox, um...
428
00:32:27,890 --> 00:32:31,460
I mean, you can see I got the full brazilian,
it's for Matthew, he likes it clean.
429
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:35,750
So, I just hesitate to ask you what do you really think of my party bags?
430
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,340
I`m hoping to hold off on a face lift. I`m thinking two years. What do you think, two?
431
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,550
No? One year? Oh, God, I should just do it now.
432
00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:53,670
You know, all you really need is some eyebrow filler and lash extensions.
433
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,260
Really?. -Yeah... No, no!
434
00:32:56,290 --> 00:32:59,940
I`m wrong, You should get a botox. You should. It`ll make you pop. -Really? No.
435
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,120
Now, she could use some serious work on.
436
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:15,350
Gosh. -You`re going to hell. -Yeah, that`s where my people are. -You`re going to hell.
437
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:25,280
Um, well, fortunately for me, Mark likes me all natural, so...
438
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:29,600
he`s fine. -Oh, I would not rely on that, honey.
439
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:35,830
Look... -What? -Mark is now big in his office, right, and, let`s face it, he`s like 007-hot.
440
00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:39,490
He doesn`t wanna come home to your tired face and saggy body.
441
00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:41,490
It`s just not good news. -You mean, I`m saggy?
442
00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:43,120
I mean, you still blow him, right?
443
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,480
So many my girlfriends don`t blow their guys any more, I mean, it`s stupid.
444
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,520
Matthew grooms for me too, you know.
445
00:33:54,550 --> 00:33:57,990
Grooms? What do you mean he grooms? What does he do?
-He manscapes.
446
00:33:59,090 --> 00:34:00,840
He just... see... trim weeds.
447
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,430
He waxes his brows, back and balls.
448
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:11,160
So, do... do you like do all of this because
449
00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:15,320
what, I mean, are you, are you afraid he`s gonna stray?
450
00:34:16,610 --> 00:34:20,100
Cause, I mean, there`s more to a marriage than just
451
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,280
how we look and the whole sexual thing, right, you know what I mean?
452
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,720
There is the emotional connection, too, right?
453
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,480
Well, I`m not gonna hang around to find out.
454
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:35,510
Matthew is a catch, he knows that.
455
00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:38,130
I know that, I give him a long leash.
456
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:41,110
But all it takes is for me not to keep him interested
457
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,650
he`s gonna be out there looking for it.
458
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,170
And, look, you and Mark
459
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:53,810
might be the one guy that isn`t pervious to temptation but it can happen to any of us, honey.
460
00:34:54,850 --> 00:34:55,880
Men are dogs.
461
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,310
I`m cooked.
462
00:35:10,450 --> 00:35:11,430
Stop!
463
00:35:20,070 --> 00:35:23,560
Joy! Come on! -Oh, coming, coming.
464
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,080
What I tell you, it`s perfect, right?
465
00:35:39,990 --> 00:35:42,520
Oh, come on, what`s Mark got that big job for anyway!
466
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,960
It`s not just exactly in our budget right now.
467
00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:51,250
When you want something in this world, you just go and get it!
468
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,280
Not in your budget! What does he make, like 600, 800k a year plus bonuses?
469
00:36:00,740 --> 00:36:05,670
I can`t let you not take this. This is meant to be.
470
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,330
Mark`s gonna love it.
471
00:36:10,100 --> 00:36:11,280
Trust me.
472
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:27,560
Joy? -Good to see you, thank you so much for the party, your house`s so lovely.
473
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,280
Glad you could come. -Oh, yeah, and William is fantastic.
474
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,500
Kids are totally obsessed with him. I really want him back.
475
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:39,750
Actually, can I get him book club night? -Yeah, let me, let me check. -Great. -Yeah.
476
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:42,200
Oh, cause I have read the book and all. -Doesn`t matter.
477
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:46,770
There`s wine. -Oh, wouldn`t be book club without it. -A lot of wine. -Goota have the wine.
478
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:52,230
So, how`s your unpacking going? -Oh, fantastic, actually Nikki and Tory and Rachel
479
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:56,450
came over and helped me unpack everything. It`s like I hired proffessionals.
480
00:36:57,270 --> 00:37:00,320
Oh, it was nice of them! -So nice! You`ve gotta come and see it.
481
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:04,960
Joy, I don`t like to talk ill about people
482
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,170
but there`s something you should know about...
483
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,490
Hi, Michelle. -Nikki!
484
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:13,880
Right. I didn`t realize you`re here with someone.
485
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,350
I have a meeting. -Oh, okay.
486
00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:22,370
Listen, I really would love to have you over for coffee, come see the house. -I would like that.
487
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:26,960
And I`ll see you on the fifth. -Can`t wait. -Okay. -Bye, Michelle. -Nikki.
488
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,970
What is happening on the fifth? -Book club.
489
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,850
Oh, God. -What? I love book club.
490
00:37:37,140 --> 00:37:39,030
Have you ever spent a long time with her?
491
00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:42,790
Michelle? -Aha. -Oh, she seems so sweet! -Oh, come on.
492
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:48,160
I mean, she`s all like...ah, I have volunteered in hospital for the animals
493
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,850
and endangered children. -Okay, you`re making fun of a woman for helping people?
494
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:58,720
Wow, come on. I help people, I volunteer in Serenity Haven. -What`s Serenity Haven?
495
00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:07,190
It`s a ...um, it`s that it was a cause that was framed near to my mother`s heart.
496
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,190
Oh, did she pass?
497
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,010
Yeah. -Oh...
498
00:38:11,460 --> 00:38:14,900
It`s... She just spent so much time and money there and
499
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,410
You know, I really wanted to, you know, to follow her footsteps and
500
00:38:19,750 --> 00:38:21,400
continue her legacy, you know.
501
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,060
Yeah. Oh, she sounds like an amazing woman.
502
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:30,040
Oh, it`s so hard to lose your mom, honey, I`m so sorry about that.
503
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,680
Thanks.
504
00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,390
Oh, God.
505
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:38,370
Enough of that. Carpe diem. Hello. Ok, I`ve got a plan.
506
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,880
Girls` trip? -Girls` trip?!
507
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:47,300
Mhm. You, me, Tory, Rachel, we`re just gonna get out of town, we`re just gonna recharge,
508
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,990
we just need an excuse to be able to pass by the husbands.
509
00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:53,510
God, I`ve never done anything this before. I`d love it!
510
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,080
Oh, ah, my birthday is coming up!
511
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:00,130
Oh, decided. -Sold. -Birthday girls` trip down Vegas.
512
00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:02,370
Oh, really, Vegas?
513
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,180
Is there anywhere else?
514
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:08,180
I don`t know, I`ve never been... -No, look, I`ll look after all of it. -Okay.
515
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:10,740
You just to need to tell Mark that he`s gonna looking after the children at the weekend. -Yeah, yeah.
516
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:14,050
And, you know what, I am, I will arrange you with him. -Oh,no!
517
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,360
Of course not. No, no, I`ll figure it out with the kids and it all
518
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,880
with Mark, but, thank you.
519
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:24,240
I gotta go.
520
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,690
Oh? -I`m so sorry to bail.
521
00:39:26,870 --> 00:39:29,200
No, it`s fine. This was so much fun!
522
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,550
So, good! You look so cute! -Oh, thanks!
523
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:39,940
Vegas?
524
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,580
Doesn`t sound like you.
525
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:48,790
Well, it`s not really but Nikki thought it`d be fun thing to do on my birthday.
526
00:39:50,050 --> 00:39:53,160
Yeah? Is Michelle going?
527
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,760
No, I don`t think they`re really friends.
528
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,030
Michelle is, like, little more serious.
529
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,460
You sure must miss your friends back home.
530
00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:07,990
Yeah, well, we`re different now, remember?
531
00:40:09,010 --> 00:40:13,650
And don`t forget, we got Rachel`s costume party when I get back. -Yeah.
532
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,200
Baby, you sure you gonna be okay when you`re alone with the kids?
533
00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:22,790
Oh, I got Willliam a bunch too, just so you know, so you`ll be having breaks and stuff.
534
00:40:25,810 --> 00:40:27,140
Hi. -Hi.
535
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:31,780
Hey, easy!
536
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,920
I`ve better have an early start tomorrow.
537
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,160
If you are leaving town, I`m gonna get out of the things.
538
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:43,570
All right. -All right. -Your loss.
539
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,330
Kind of.
540
00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:58,370
(Music)
541
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,950
Oh, Mark is not gonna be able to take his hands off you.
542
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,930
He doesn`t need any help.
543
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,930
Aha? Is he good in a sack?
544
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:10,960
No, I just mean, you know, he doesn`t need, like, any added incentive.
545
00:41:11,110 --> 00:41:15,760
Aha.. so, honey... What is he into?
546
00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:19,640
Nikki! That`s, like, private.
547
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,780
Oh, private, shmivate, this is girl talk.
548
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:25,160
Btdubs, totally buying these for you. -No!
549
00:41:25,220 --> 00:41:27,700
And for Mark, he`s gonna love them, trust me.
550
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,050
Can I tell you a secret? -What?
551
00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:36,440
Do you wanna know what I gave Matthew for his 48th birtday? -What?
552
00:41:38,070 --> 00:41:41,220
The wrong hole. -No!
553
00:41:41,810 --> 00:41:44,660
Phew! Did you like it?
554
00:41:47,490 --> 00:41:50,160
It was over fast. And thank God I had that colonic.
555
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:55,300
Ok, next job - we gotta stop you look like 12 old boy and say goodbye to those shoes.
556
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,640
What? I got these in the Cotswolds.
557
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,070
I don`t care about the Cotswolds, I care about how you look.
558
00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:07,650
(Music)
559
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:13,700
Once you found a cool aid, you`re willing to go anywhere and do anything.
560
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:20,740
(Music)
561
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:22,480
Light me.
562
00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:27,120
(Music)
563
00:42:27,330 --> 00:42:29,700
Get in line. -Flashing you tits.
564
00:42:30,610 --> 00:42:31,890
You`re a good boy.
565
00:42:32,420 --> 00:42:39,430
(Music)
566
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:46,280
Maybe it`s time for a toast. -To us and those like us.
567
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,480
Down the freaking fuel!
568
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,480
Salute! -Cheers!
569
00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:55,670
Oh, I need a picture of you. Okay, your best faces.
570
00:42:57,910 --> 00:42:59,910
Prudes! Let me see those.
571
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:05,170
Oh, they`re really great. -God, you should dress like this all the time. You look like a star cold fox.
572
00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:09,250
Oh, Nikki! -Yeah? -You`re welcome, lady.
573
00:43:09,350 --> 00:43:13,750
This is Mark? -What`s that? My Mark?
574
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,280
Why do you have a picture of Mark?
575
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,150
Because I have your back. Look, I was in town
576
00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:25,300
and I saw Mark having lunch with some "feel this"!
577
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,770
No, I know who she is. This is Sandra, he works with her.
578
00:43:28,950 --> 00:43:33,190
Well...Look, all work meetings, long looks and commuting, Joy?
579
00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,620
That`s not what`s going on here.
580
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:40,820
I`m sure you`re right. It`s... Look, I know what happens to men when they start making a lot of money, ok?
581
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,350
I mean, it`s almost not their fault.
582
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,990
Excuse me.
583
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,840
Aren`t we having fun?
584
00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:56,610
What were you thinking?
585
00:43:57,090 --> 00:44:00,500
I didn`t think you wanted to know where Mark was so you could take pictures of him.
586
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:03,220
Get off your pedestal. -She`s not you!
587
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,600
That`s just Nikki`s way of looking after you.
588
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,160
Men can be dogs! She has plenty of experience with that.
589
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,760
No, obviously I know it can happen but that`s just not Mark and I.
590
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,930
She keeps pushing this whole cheating idea!
591
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,120
Metthew left his first wife for Nikki.
592
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,120
She doesn`t want the same thing happening to her.
593
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:26,980
Or her friends.
594
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,580
Oh, look...
595
00:44:30,690 --> 00:44:34,640
I did not mean to upset you. I just thought I was being a really good friend.
596
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,810
I know, I know...
597
00:44:35,810 --> 00:44:40,080
I mean, the girls will tell you. I mean, I would want to know if Matthew was being unfaithful to me, right?
598
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,800
But, I... that`s not what`s going on here. I know Mark!
599
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,440
Well, probably not yet.
600
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:49,400
Oh, my God! So, wait!
601
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,670
What do you want me do to? I`m supposed just to confront him on the whole potential of it?
602
00:44:53,670 --> 00:44:54,520
Yes.
603
00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:59,280
Firstly, you never let him see you cry.
604
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,760
Second, you check every text message.
605
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,230
They`re really dumb and they don`t erase them.
606
00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:08,960
Thirdly, he needs to see you, he needs to see this. You`re a hot fox!
607
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,990
Mmm....
608
00:45:10,230 --> 00:45:13,810
You know what? I think we invite Molly to the party.
609
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:17,110
Molly! - Molly! -Who`s Molly?
610
00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:20,660
Oh, Molly... -She is our best friend. -Now, open wide.
611
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:23,120
That`s my girl. -What I do, what I take?
612
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:34,680
(Music)
613
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,340
God, drama!
614
00:45:36,770 --> 00:46:09,040
(Music)
615
00:46:09,590 --> 00:46:13,760
I`m so happy to be with you. -Cheers!
616
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:22,900
Excuse me, I`m sorry, we paid for those. -Um, I don`t think so.
617
00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,920
So, I`m gonna go... -How could she just...
618
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,720
Hey bitch! Hey bitch! -Keep moving, girls.
619
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:32,370
I`ll fuck you up! -Shit, shit! -Hey, don`t walk away from me!
-Punch her in her tit hard.
620
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,840
Come on! -Do it.
621
00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:38,310
I punched her in the tit. -You just walked and punched her in the tit!
622
00:46:38,310 --> 00:46:40,290
Let`s go! -I`m so proud of you.
623
00:46:40,870 --> 00:46:53,590
(Music)
624
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:56,720
There`re no rules or boundaries in this new life.
625
00:46:57,030 --> 00:47:02,420
It`s the freest you`ve ever felt and it`s intoxicating.
626
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:13,080
(Cheering, laughter and music)
627
00:47:13,490 --> 00:47:14,850
I just did that!
628
00:47:14,850 --> 00:48:14,500
(Cheering, laughter and music)
629
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,190
No, no, no, no, no.
630
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,800
I`m gonna kill myself after that.
631
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,110
Who booked the early flight? God!
632
00:48:43,190 --> 00:48:44,960
Are you happy I`m back? -Yeah!
633
00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:47,350
Dad always puts way too much milk in the bowl.
634
00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:50,340
Don`t challenge the Milkmonster ever.
635
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,010
Daddy has lost it. He`s got insane. -Yeah.
636
00:48:55,510 --> 00:48:56,550
Definitely.
637
00:48:58,020 --> 00:48:58,920
(Message tone)
638
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:03,270
Oh, I`m vibrating. One second. -Yes, you are. -Ah...
639
00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,590
What?
640
00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:09,800
Hey, is that about our costumes?
641
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:14,880
Phew!
642
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:17,090
I gotta go.
643
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:22,260
You`re gonna leave this? -I gotta go, I gotta change and I gotta get to work. -Alright.
644
00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,880
Alright.
645
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,600
I love you. -Take your phone. -You`re right.
646
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,260
Oh, my God, you guys are gross!
647
00:49:30,450 --> 00:49:34,960
(Music)
648
00:49:35,330 --> 00:49:38,900
Hello! Guten haben! Hi everyone!
649
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:43,300
(Music)
650
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:48,960
You realize you`re not the only one pretending to be something you`re not.
651
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:54,680
(Music)
652
00:49:58,450 --> 00:50:10,260
(Music, sighs)
653
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,160
And then you see under the mask.
654
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:39,300
(Music, sighs)
655
00:50:39,460 --> 00:50:43,410
I could play a Goofy Soupy hero on rescue. -You are Goofy, oh?
656
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:46,520
I`m already stuck with you.
657
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,770
Look! - Easy, hahaha.
658
00:50:48,770 --> 00:50:50,770
If the van`s rocking...
659
00:50:50,770 --> 00:50:52,310
...don`t come knocking.
660
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,320
Till the car`s come home.
661
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,690
I think you forgot some thing, needs one more thing.
662
00:50:56,980 --> 00:50:58,370
What is a thing? - It`s not big.
663
00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:15,970
(Music)
664
00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:20,760
There she is! You know it`s still your birthday. Surprise!!!
665
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,560
(Cheering)
666
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:30,400
That crazy! Oh, guys. -You look so cute! -Thank you, thank you.
667
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,400
You look stunning! -Oh, Mark.
668
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:35,160
Wow! -Hi, sweetheart. Thank you.
669
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:44,420
Bullshit! It is not what you said.
670
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,040
It doesn`t matter what it was then, honey. It is what it is now.
671
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,430
We`re just going to change the deal whenever you feel like it?
672
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,940
Hm. And if you don`t like it, you can find another way to deal with your problems.
673
00:51:56,470 --> 00:52:00,000
Oh, so sorry. -Hey. -Hi!
674
00:52:00,150 --> 00:52:02,790
Don`t be sorry, it`s your birthday, you can do whatever you like.
675
00:52:03,650 --> 00:52:05,040
Hi, I`m Joy.
676
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:09,990
This is the last time I pay like this.
677
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:13,270
Sure. -Great.
678
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,390
Bye.
679
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,550
What was that all about? -Oh, she`s irrelevant.
680
00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:25,060
The important thing is - are you having fun?
681
00:52:25,060 --> 00:52:26,790
Oh, my God, so much fun.
682
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:29,240
You definitely know how to keep it interesting.
683
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,900
Oh, it is not easy. I mean, this town is full of boring assholes.
684
00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:38,790
I am just so glad that I found you.
685
00:52:40,450 --> 00:52:43,860
You smell...amazing.
686
00:52:44,850 --> 00:52:50,370
It`s Sarah Jessica Parker`s Lovely. What`s happening?
687
00:52:50,870 --> 00:52:52,870
Really? -Yeah.
688
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:13,220
Oh, you are an exceptional kisser.
689
00:53:14,850 --> 00:53:16,470
I bet Mark is too, ha?
690
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,150
Is he? -Aha.
691
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,800
I gotta go party.
692
00:53:35,030 --> 00:53:37,490
(Laughter)
693
00:53:38,310 --> 00:53:39,970
Right, we gotta get home.
694
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,500
Oh, yeah? -Yes, we do. -I got my sword out, hahaha.
695
00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:46,630
Not yet but you will.
696
00:53:46,880 --> 00:54:03,440
(Music)
697
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:05,720
I wonder where did you get this little laundry from?
698
00:54:06,870 --> 00:54:08,130
Nikki got it for me.
699
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:12,840
She thought you`d like it.
700
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,740
I wanna be on top.
701
00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:34,320
Word in the street is that you`ve been a very bad boy.
702
00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:36,640
The house was a mess.
703
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,600
Well, if I have...
704
00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:51,000
(Music)
705
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:59,170
(Sighs, bed bumping)
706
00:54:59,590 --> 00:55:00,580
(Message tone)
707
00:55:18,210 --> 00:55:21,400
(Message tone)
708
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:25,840
Drop it. -Sorry, your phone woke me up.
709
00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:33,000
Oh! Sorry... I forgot to switch it off from yesterday.
710
00:55:35,570 --> 00:55:36,900
I`m sorry.
711
00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:46,280
You`re convinced that this is a new and improved version of yourself and now you`re happy, right?
712
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,640
I mean, you kind of have to be since you`re working so hard on it.
713
00:55:50,870 --> 00:56:38,050
(Music )
714
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:39,920
Hi, babe.
715
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:42,320
May I kiss the babies?
716
00:56:42,740 --> 00:56:45,650
You could`ve called to tell me you`re coming home late.
717
00:56:47,330 --> 00:56:49,620
That is very true.
718
00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:53,860
You missed the entire game.
719
00:56:57,430 --> 00:56:59,380
Are you pissed cause I missed one game?
720
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:02,130
Cause you like missed the whole first eight years.
721
00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:03,960
I maybe am working and I do.
722
00:57:04,950 --> 00:57:07,040
Is that what you were doing?
723
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,560
That`s amazing chair, by the way. -Yeah!
724
00:57:16,690 --> 00:57:20,710
Yeah. So, where is the rest of it? -Rest of what?
725
00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:26,320
The rest of the furniture. I saw the credit card bill. -No, this is it.
726
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,620
Right here. -You paid five grand for one chair?
727
00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:35,540
I paid five grand for this chair.
728
00:57:35,890 --> 00:57:38,760
Yes. Would you spend it on that car on the driveway?
729
00:57:39,590 --> 00:57:40,930
We need a new car, Joy.
730
00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:44,610
We need a new car or you need a new car?
731
00:57:44,770 --> 00:57:47,000
Cause I don`t drive in that car. Neither the kids.
732
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:54,690
And just to unclear, so the new rule is now I need your permission if I`m ever gonna wanna buy something?
733
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:57,350
That`s how this goes? -Why are you putting words in my mouth?
734
00:57:57,350 --> 00:58:01,380
Tell me what you mean. -You come home, you`re late, I mean, seriously...
735
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,620
This is not about the chair, Joy.
736
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:07,990
This is about everything! - Keep your fucking voice down, the kids are sleeping.
737
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:13,590
Look at this. -What? -Your closet is full of new designed clothing.
738
00:58:13,590 --> 00:58:15,680
It`s ridiculous. -Okay.
739
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:21,970
So, this is how I`m cast now. I`m like the wife that spends all the money and you`re the big bread winner.
740
00:58:22,150 --> 00:58:24,400
I`m just saying we shouldn`t been spending money
741
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,400
on these kinds of things. -Okay.
742
00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:28,470
You told me to fit in.
743
00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:33,990
You told me that. So, this is me fitting in. -This is not us.
744
00:58:35,650 --> 00:58:41,300
I see. I have to go grocery shopping tomorrow so just so I`m clear with new rules and everything
745
00:58:41,300 --> 00:58:44,790
do I send it to your assistent? The list? I get it pre-approved.
746
00:58:45,140 --> 00:58:47,170
I won`t buy anything that`s not on it.
747
00:58:47,670 --> 00:58:50,640
I`m gonna go pack. -What do you mean pack?
748
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,400
Where are you going? -New York!
749
00:58:55,670 --> 00:58:57,490
I don`t want you traveling with her any more.
750
00:58:58,070 --> 00:59:00,040
Her? -Sandra!
751
00:59:01,380 --> 00:59:04,520
This is not about you. This is about my job.
752
00:59:05,430 --> 00:59:07,480
And our future. And our family.
753
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:43,680
(Music)
754
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,000
(Message tone)
755
00:59:46,310 --> 00:59:59,680
(Music)
756
00:59:59,810 --> 01:00:02,880
Okay, kids are all settled upstairs.
757
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:07,960
Great! You know, William was just asking if he could volunteer at the Serenity Haven.
758
01:00:08,820 --> 01:00:10,550
I mean, you are so mature for your age.
759
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,700
William, honey, that`s really fantastic. That`s great.
760
01:00:14,070 --> 01:00:16,530
Yeah. Sounds like a good place. -Yeah.
761
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:21,380
Ok, you and I have a lot to talk about, so, um...
762
01:00:21,590 --> 01:00:23,270
We`ll be in the den if you need us. -Great.
763
01:00:23,890 --> 01:00:26,900
Thanks, honey. -Go, go, go!. -Going, going, going.
764
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:38,200
I`ve got goody bags! -Let`s do it!
765
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:42,400
Come on, ladies. -Seroiusly? I see you have used this before.
766
01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:44,400
Okay, get on that!
767
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,480
So, I`m gonna take you back...
768
01:00:46,660 --> 01:00:49,890
That`s great. -...to high school,
769
01:00:49,890 --> 01:00:53,640
to the hool girls, to the big hair,
770
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:58,150
the fanky music and outrages fashion and let`s face it, ladies,
771
01:00:58,150 --> 01:01:00,340
the best fucking highs!
772
01:01:00,390 --> 01:01:04,020
That`s not what I did in high school. -Everything was available with, Nikki.
773
01:01:04,660 --> 01:01:10,240
This year`s fall ball theme... -Yes? Oh, yeah, What?
774
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:13,990
1980s homecoming girls!
775
01:01:13,990 --> 01:01:17,540
We`re even gonna crown homecoming king and queen. That is happening.
776
01:01:17,540 --> 01:01:21,570
Joy, go! -I...I don`t do that. -Oh, come on, Joy.
777
01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:25,620
No, no, no, no, no, I think... No, no, dude, the kids are upstairs
778
01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:27,620
I`ve never done...I`m not doing this. -Honey?
779
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:33,750
Come on. -No, no, no, no. It`s not our thing. -Come on, you˛re so safe right now. -No. -Come on.
780
01:01:33,830 --> 01:01:36,690
I`m not...I gotta be at Michelle`s later. -Michelle`s?
781
01:01:37,090 --> 01:01:40,440
I got book club. -Oh, my God, then you really need this. -Come on, Joy.
782
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,320
It`s just so much fun.
783
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,360
Honey, get that in you right now, right now!
784
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,000
I am doing like a particle. -Take that. -You start small.
785
01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,790
Yey! -You did that!
786
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:53,750
You so did that, I am so proud of you, I could cry.
787
01:01:56,070 --> 01:02:00,690
Oh, my God, I love this shit! -I`m not going... -What`s going on with the charity? -I´m not doing...
788
01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:03,700
Oh, in about a week... -You be numb now, you`ll be cool.
789
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:05,280
Oh, my God.
790
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:11,750
Oh, my God! -What? -Okay, it`s not that sore, come on, you`ll get used to it.
791
01:02:11,750 --> 01:02:13,700
Literally, I feel it in my brain.
792
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:14,840
(Message tone)
-Yeah, in my too.
793
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:19,030
Oh, shit! I`m late for a book club. -Better never than late.
794
01:02:19,410 --> 01:02:21,080
Tell you`re in no condition.
795
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:26,610
You`re right, you know what, I`m gonna bag. -No, come on, you can go, you`re fine.
796
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:33,860
So, we have a lot of discussion questions tonight.
797
01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:35,810
What do you, guys, think of the main character?
798
01:02:35,810 --> 01:02:40,710
Oh! I did not like her for like the first thirty pages... -Oh, my God, I had the same thing.
799
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:45,570
Totally the same thing! I thought she showed like such deft encouragement she was going through her divorce.
800
01:02:45,570 --> 01:02:48,180
Which totally reminded me of my best friend in high school.
801
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:53,880
When her parents went through divorce, except her mother was a total bitch, so it was the same by being the opposite.
802
01:02:54,710 --> 01:03:01,040
This was the first book I`ve ever read that really hit what it was like to live through infidelity.
803
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:05,160
Oh, my God. You know what? Michelle, this food...
804
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:10,840
Seriously, that`s delicious! If this is anything like those cookies you made, seriously, I`m gonna eat the whole table.
805
01:03:12,530 --> 01:03:14,530
I like grapes, grapes are great!
806
01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:18,520
Oh, even better with cheese! I`m gonna have some of that, too.
807
01:03:19,490 --> 01:03:24,930
So good, thank you. I love that there`s like snacks at book club. That`s like awesome. And wine.
808
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:32,130
So, yes. I agree. I don`t know if I would be that strong if Brian left me with the mortgage and three kids.
809
01:03:32,130 --> 01:03:36,290
You know what? I would not take that shit lying down and you should neither. Like she did in the book.
810
01:03:36,610 --> 01:03:40,500
I`m not saying I`m like Lorena Bobbitt is ass but I might.
811
01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:43,620
I might! Cause, you know what? None of you bitches know what I`m capable of!
812
01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,800
(Joy lughing)
813
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,880
Kidding. I`m totally kidding.
814
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,100
That`s an interesting observation.
815
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:55,540
What do, what do we think of the climax when she founds out about his infidelity?
816
01:03:55,920 --> 01:04:02,080
I really didn`t buy it. I mean, you know, the moment she wasn`t suppose to give a damn about it, it`s just a...
817
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:07,540
Oh! I think that`s... Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God Oh, my God! I love this one!
818
01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:10,740
You said you guys read this one. It`s so sad, it`s when the duke goes to war
819
01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:14,980
and he comes back and he tells that he never stopped living her but she`s already married to that dufus dude
820
01:04:14,980 --> 01:04:16,980
It`s so heart breaking!
821
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:19,560
Oh, Michelle, there`s another one that I think it would be perfect for the book group.
822
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,860
Do you have... Oh, wait, no, oh, my God
823
01:04:21,860 --> 01:04:25,520
You have this one! This is also so good! But the movie was a piece of shit.
824
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,950
Honestly, I don`t even know why they bother making movies out of books.
825
01:04:28,950 --> 01:04:31,490
Cause if you have ever even once seen a good adaption...
826
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:37,140
Have you? Look at you! You`re ador... Your eyes are so blue!
827
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:42,020
Good for you! Are those contacts? Are they glass or they`re fibres? -They`re brown. -Okay.
828
01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:44,530
So, I just peed in my pants a little bit.
829
01:04:44,660 --> 01:04:47,570
I will be honest about that. Is there a restroom, honey?
830
01:04:48,470 --> 01:04:52,320
Yeah... -Oh, thank you. How great is book club! I`m like loving it. Hold those.
831
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,320
Okay, I`ll be back, Don`t say anything here without me.
832
01:04:57,200 --> 01:05:00,740
It`s her first book club, you know. Maybe she`s nervous. Or...
833
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:21,750
And before you know it, you`re labeled.
834
01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,560
Is that the house where the crazy mom lives?
835
01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:30,280
(Vomiting)
836
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:44,230
Mom, are you okay? -I`m fine.
837
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,120
We`re gonna be late for practice. -I know, is all your gear ready?
838
01:05:51,650 --> 01:05:55,600
I didn`t know where to find... -Get your shit together, honey, I`m not your maid.
839
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,060
It becomes easier to live in denial than to start over again.
840
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:36,100
So you make yourself up, you go to another party, and you take comfort and all the bullshit.
841
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:39,320
We`ve dinner at the Blakes` tonight.
842
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,530
I see you there.
843
01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:05,670
But, your Honour, that`s why I had to give her the taste test.
844
01:07:05,910 --> 01:07:07,970
(Laughter)
845
01:07:08,500 --> 01:07:10,210
That`s great, honey.
846
01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,270
Well, who`s ready for some scotch? -Absolutely.
847
01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:19,190
I am. -Let`s do it, honey, get up.
848
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:30,120
That was the worst joke I`ve ever heard. -Yeah, he`s got no sense of humor.
849
01:07:34,740 --> 01:07:38,610
I screwed up really last night. Mark`s totally pissed.
850
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:42,900
Come on, he`s your husband, not your dad.
851
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,870
He`s having a great time.
852
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:49,760
This will, one drink, it`ll help you get back in the party mood.
853
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:51,360
Really? -Yes.
854
01:07:51,860 --> 01:07:54,180
Have I ever lied to you? -Not yet.
855
01:07:57,030 --> 01:07:59,640
Oh, that`s actually really good.
856
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,640
Yeah, once more. -Yeah, I`ll take a little more.
857
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:04,610
Just a little. I wanna be kind of good. This is smoky!
858
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,600
Aha. Bottoms up.
859
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:11,830
Ahh. -Shakira, Shakira.
860
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:13,920
Shakira, Shakira.
861
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:17,780
I`ve read your article in The New York Journal.
862
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,240
I mean, you`re doing so incredibly well.
863
01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:25,010
Do you know, do you know what`s really funny?
864
01:08:25,010 --> 01:08:30,420
Joy is amazing. Joy never heard of it. I mean, isn`t that odd?
865
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:32,720
It wasn`t that big a deal.
866
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,040
She is...um... she`s just caught up and everything.
867
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:43,320
Come on, this is a stuff that should be noticed, should be acknowledged.
868
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,030
Hey! I`ll acknowledge it for you.
869
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:24,120
Oh, God! Oh, my God! So sorry.
870
01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:27,280
I`m looking for the bathroom.
871
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,980
I`m looking to get you alone all night.
872
01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:33,010
Okay... it`s... you are funny. -What`s going on in here?
873
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:37,460
I`m so sorry. I didn`t want to wake him. I`m so... Where`s the bathroom?
874
01:09:37,460 --> 01:09:39,460
Oh, it`s just down the hall on the left. -Okay.
875
01:10:05,460 --> 01:10:06,630
(Knocking)
876
01:10:09,090 --> 01:10:11,000
You`d be down by dad, kids.
877
01:10:11,590 --> 01:10:13,480
Hi... -Nik?
878
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:20,290
Look, I know, I know how hard you work and I just didn`t want you to go hungry cause I know Joy is at some poetry reading.
879
01:10:20,870 --> 01:10:23,620
Yeah, she`s been a lot of busy recently with... um...
880
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:26,580
We were just about to order some pizza.
881
01:10:27,510 --> 01:10:32,310
That body doesn`t need pizza. And, look, I know Joy doesn`t like making homemade food, but I do.
882
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,240
And, you know, it`s totally my pleasure.
883
01:10:53,890 --> 01:10:55,730
Ah! -Cheers! -Cheers!
884
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,230
How do I turn this on?
885
01:11:02,790 --> 01:11:06,070
Oh, thanks Nikki, I... I better get the kids now for the dinner.
886
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,940
Keep them up a while longer. We can just heat things up.
887
01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:17,190
Kids! Dinner!
888
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,790
You know that you can have anything you want, Mark.
889
01:11:22,180 --> 01:11:23,990
You really need to leave now.
890
01:11:24,740 --> 01:11:28,040
Cause I can give you things that Joy can`t even spell, Mark.
891
01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:31,190
Nikki brought us some dinner! Guys!
892
01:11:31,540 --> 01:11:37,170
Hey! Oh! Good to see you. Can I stay for dinner next time?
893
01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:40,560
Of course, yeah. -Thank you.
894
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:45,160
Hey, tell your mom I said hi, okay? -Okay.
895
01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:49,360
Namaste, Mark. -Namaste! -Namaste!
896
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:52,480
Say hi to Matthew. -Oh, of course.
897
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:58,850
Let`s get some pizza, kids. -Well, we just got food from her.
898
01:11:58,850 --> 01:12:01,490
I know but pizza will do me some much better right now.
899
01:12:08,790 --> 01:12:11,680
Boo! -How did the reading go?
900
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,920
I forgot how pretentious those events can be.
901
01:12:19,990 --> 01:12:21,060
What?
902
01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:23,640
Nikki brought dinner earlier.
903
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,440
Well, that`s nice.
904
01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:30,070
Joy, she came here to seduce me.
905
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:38,470
Okay, James Bond, you sure always think all the women are hitting on you.
906
01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:40,840
You can believe whatever you want, this is true.
907
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:45,080
Babe, I think you totally misread that, I...
908
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,730
She is my best friend, she would never do that to me.
909
01:12:47,730 --> 01:12:50,020
At Tory`s party she was all over me.
910
01:12:50,310 --> 01:12:52,560
Your ego - it`s killing me.
911
01:12:53,330 --> 01:12:55,490
What`s wrong? You`re serious?
912
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:59,080
Wow, ego! I`m just telling you the way it is, that`s all.
913
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:03,090
So, you think Nikki became friends with me so she can hit on you?
914
01:13:03,090 --> 01:13:05,090
I never said that! -So, what are you saying?
915
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,090
I don`t even know who this person is!
916
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:09,680
You`re going out all the time, like a teenager!
917
01:13:10,070 --> 01:13:12,680
I mean, what do you know about these women, Joy?
918
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:16,200
These new friends of yours, you`re taking them on face value.
919
01:13:16,390 --> 01:13:20,070
Yes, the`re friends. I here have friends!
920
01:13:20,470 --> 01:13:25,800
For the first time, Mark, in our marriage, I actually have friends.
921
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,930
We`ve moved three times for your job, okay.
922
01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:33,250
Do you have any idea how hard it is to meet people?
923
01:13:33,990 --> 01:13:41,680
And now I finally find a group of women that I click with and you just think they are all hitting on you and critisizing them?
924
01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:46,920
So, Nikki flirted with you. -More than flirted!. -So, who gives a shit!
925
01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,210
Matthew hit on me, you don`t see my panties in a bunch about it!
926
01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:52,200
What?! -Yeah, yesterday.
927
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:57,640
At Tory`s party, it wasnt`t a big deal, in kitchen and then upstairs, and obviously I rebuffed him.
928
01:13:57,640 --> 01:14:00,000
Look, clearly he cheats on her, so, you know what,
929
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:06,080
if Nikki is flirting with you innocently to make herself feel better, well, then who cares.
930
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,930
And you don`t think I`m gonna say something about that to him? -No.
931
01:14:09,330 --> 01:14:12,660
No! Not at all, you`re missing the point.
932
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:14,930
People are different here, Mark.
933
01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:18,480
You`re the one that told me that and you told me I had to adjust.
934
01:14:18,610 --> 01:14:22,040
And I did. So, guess what? Now you do it!
935
01:14:32,470 --> 01:14:35,750
And then you realize you`re living separate lives.
936
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:40,130
And, maybe, you know, that`s okay.
937
01:14:55,730 --> 01:15:00,000
Yeah, it`s the good day, it`s a great day.
938
01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,810
Oh, honey, you`re so aboard.
939
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,910
Meet me at the playground.
940
01:15:18,710 --> 01:15:21,830
Hey, Em. Em!
941
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,280
So, what are we doing here?
942
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:38,050
We`re meeting Elmare.
943
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:43,460
And who`s Elmare? -Elmare is my friend that brings us goodies.
944
01:15:44,630 --> 01:15:45,910
Okay.
945
01:15:50,050 --> 01:15:51,540
Wait here a minute.
946
01:15:53,860 --> 01:16:24,660
(Music)
947
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,580
Mom?
948
01:16:31,430 --> 01:16:32,660
Mom!
949
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:37,560
(Music)
950
01:17:37,890 --> 01:17:39,110
Namaste.
951
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:55,090
(Music)
952
01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:59,990
Bingo! Here we go.
953
01:18:00,370 --> 01:18:02,450
Thank you, thank you so much. -Thank you.
954
01:18:03,510 --> 01:18:06,900
They cut you off half way through and asked for a pen.
955
01:18:08,370 --> 01:18:10,500
I had no idea what was happening.
956
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:17,250
Do you realize this is the client we`ve been trying to get since I was an intern?
957
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:20,950
Before Kellogg. Seven years.
958
01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:22,790
You`ve been a great asset.
959
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,770
Thank you. -Thank you.
960
01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:31,250
It`s been a pleasure to work for you.
961
01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:33,720
With me.
962
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,550
I`m gonna give Joy a call.
963
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,380
And I`m going to call Peter.
964
01:18:57,010 --> 01:18:59,300
How`s that going anyway? The long distance thing.
965
01:18:59,730 --> 01:19:01,620
I`m gonna give it my best attempt.
966
01:19:02,390 --> 01:19:04,000
He`s a great guy.
967
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:09,240
5.30 a.m. in the lobby. So, good night.
968
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,650
Good night, don`t be late.
969
01:19:14,370 --> 01:19:21,680
(Phone ringing)
970
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:32,290
(Phone ringing)
971
01:19:36,790 --> 01:19:38,320
Hello?
972
01:19:38,740 --> 01:19:41,560
Hello? Emily?
973
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:58,450
(Music)
974
01:19:58,770 --> 01:20:00,070
So...
975
01:20:01,490 --> 01:20:02,770
you, like...
976
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:08,440
...have sex with Elmare for drugs, right?
977
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,370
I blow him for blow, yeah.
978
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:18,230
And, you don`t think it`s like...
979
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,870
I don`t know, wrong or anything?
980
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:32,070
Please, don`t judge me. -No, no, no, I`m just...
981
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,500
I feel like I`m going crazy.
982
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:42,960
I feel like I`m just...
983
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,630
It`s like I woke up and I turned 40 and...
984
01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:54,550
I`m puffed up like a peacock and I just, I feel...
985
01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:58,370
invisible.
986
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,000
I hear you, sister.
987
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:06,290
Yeah, that`s why I do all the bad things.
988
01:21:07,540 --> 01:21:12,150
Shop lift, snort, smoke, blow.
989
01:21:12,770 --> 01:21:14,550
Just to feel alive.
990
01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:19,920
Well, does it work? -No.
991
01:21:26,980 --> 01:21:28,440
Oh, my God, no!
992
01:21:29,990 --> 01:21:32,560
It`s sad, it`s so sad. -Here.
993
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:53,480
You know how you said that you`d wanna know if Matthew were cheating on you.
994
01:21:58,210 --> 01:22:05,810
Cause, I mean, I`d wanna know too if Mark were cheating on me.
995
01:22:06,260 --> 01:22:10,630
Wow! I`ll tell you if I find out that he`s done anything bad towards you.
996
01:22:12,450 --> 01:22:14,720
I will tell you! I will tell you!
997
01:22:33,350 --> 01:22:35,140
William, what are you doing here?
998
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:39,060
Hi, Mrs D. Your husband called.
999
01:22:39,060 --> 01:22:42,610
Something about being worried cause Emily said you weren`t here.
1000
01:22:43,140 --> 01:22:44,610
Is she okay?
1001
01:22:44,610 --> 01:22:47,940
She tried some cigarettes, I guess. She was feeling sick.
1002
01:22:48,900 --> 01:22:50,520
She`s up in your bed.
1003
01:22:52,610 --> 01:22:54,880
Good night. -Thank you.
1004
01:23:00,610 --> 01:23:01,940
Oh, my God.
1005
01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:08,370
So, ha, is school going okay?
1006
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:13,960
Yeah, yeah, I mean finals were a drag, but I did okay, I guess. -Good.
1007
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:17,280
Good. Oh, do I owe you anything for tonight?
1008
01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:21,030
Oh, no, don`t worry about it, Mrs D. You can give me a solid one day.
1009
01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:25,890
You`re a good kid, William. -Thanks.
1010
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,690
Elmare?
1011
01:24:21,940 --> 01:24:24,360
Can I help you? -Hi, I`m looking for Nikki.
1012
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:26,870
She volunteers here every Tuesday.
1013
01:24:27,490 --> 01:24:28,790
There`s no Nikki here.
1014
01:24:29,700 --> 01:24:34,130
Nikki Troyer? -I`m sorry, I`ve never heard that name before.
1015
01:24:34,180 --> 01:24:35,540
(Phone ringing)
1016
01:24:36,340 --> 01:24:38,790
Serenity Haven, can I help you?
1017
01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:43,840
Hey...
1018
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:51,670
You`re looking for Nikki?
1019
01:24:53,910 --> 01:24:56,550
Yeah, you know Nikki? -She`s my kid.
1020
01:24:59,110 --> 01:25:01,010
But Nikki told me that her mother was dead.
1021
01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:03,240
Brittany Nicole...
1022
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,570
Got herself a golden ticket out with that husband of hers.
1023
01:25:09,840 --> 01:25:12,960
She writes big cheques to keep this place open.
1024
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,000
And I gotta a job because of it.
1025
01:25:16,370 --> 01:25:20,960
But those cheques keep getting smaller and smaller.
1026
01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:25,170
Cause they`re going broke.
1027
01:26:37,380 --> 01:26:42,070
(Sobbing)
1028
01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:53,670
When the truth crashes into you, what will you do?
1029
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:58,450
Will you choose to take responsibility or will you look away?
1030
01:27:04,760 --> 01:27:06,050
Hey...
1031
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:46,770
Good, I was going to say the same thing. -Yeah.
1032
01:27:47,170 --> 01:27:49,190
What are you doing here? -Hi, babe.
1033
01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:51,360
What are you doing? -I thought I`d surprise you.
1034
01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:53,110
Hi, Sandra. -Hi.
1035
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:59,220
I`m... um... I`ll grab a taxi. Just let me get my bag. -I`ll call you later. Okay? -Yeah.
1036
01:28:00,050 --> 01:28:01,990
Good to see you. Wow!
1037
01:28:02,390 --> 01:28:06,050
Hey! I`m sorry.
1038
01:28:10,610 --> 01:28:11,970
Me too.
1039
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:31,320
You can make huge mistakes. But guess what? You can also fix them.
1040
01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:35,670
(Music)
1041
01:28:35,670 --> 01:28:40,370
You look amazing! What is that? -A little stuff I had hanging around.
1042
01:28:40,950 --> 01:28:46,200
(Music)
1043
01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:49,400
Right now, I`m gonna take a little break to get me a wine cooler.
1044
01:28:49,400 --> 01:28:53,540
But, while I´m gone this is the last ten minutes
1045
01:28:53,750 --> 01:28:59,400
that you have to vote for your bitching king and queen.
1046
01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:01,960
And I`m out!
1047
01:29:14,130 --> 01:29:19,440
(Music)
1048
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:22,000
There you are.
1049
01:29:23,990 --> 01:29:26,150
Where did you get that picture of me, hm?
1050
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,910
Oh, the one with the hair net? Isn`t it perfect, it`s so eighties?
1051
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:33,510
It`s your friend of mine at school gave it to me.
1052
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:37,080
Did you have to blow that friend too?
1053
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,460
Your daughter gave it to me.
1054
01:29:45,990 --> 01:29:48,980
You know, you were just a bored little housewife before you met me.
1055
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,020
You don`t even know how much I`ve done for you.
1056
01:29:53,090 --> 01:29:55,540
So a simple thank you puts off ice.
1057
01:30:06,440 --> 01:30:13,520
(Music)
1058
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:18,100
I wanna use the mike. -Oh, no, no, no, this is my jam. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. A hundred bucks.
1059
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:32,320
The time comes when all your choices catch up with you.
1060
01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:37,270
Hi, can I get everyone`s attention, please?
1061
01:30:39,680 --> 01:30:40,660
Thanks.
1062
01:30:43,670 --> 01:30:46,070
Hi! Um...
1063
01:30:46,690 --> 01:30:50,500
So, public speaking is not exactly my thing.
1064
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:53,410
And truth be told, a couple of months ago
1065
01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:58,960
I really wouldn`t have the courage for this, but, um...
1066
01:30:59,480 --> 01:31:02,690
That was then and this is now.
1067
01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:11,990
So, I`d like to take this opportunity to say a couple of things about our lovely hostess, Nikki.
1068
01:31:11,990 --> 01:31:17,700
(Cheering)
1069
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:22,080
It`s been brought to my attention that I really
1070
01:31:22,550 --> 01:31:26,850
owe Nikki and that is 100% true.
1071
01:31:28,390 --> 01:31:29,800
I really do.
1072
01:31:30,420 --> 01:31:35,120
She has taught me so much about living,
1073
01:31:35,730 --> 01:31:41,330
and relationships and myself, really.
1074
01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,900
She puts the "hi" in hilarious.
1075
01:31:47,010 --> 01:31:51,620
(Laughter)
1076
01:31:52,240 --> 01:31:53,910
She`s a hell of a kisser.
1077
01:31:54,240 --> 01:31:56,720
As I`m sure propably everybody here knows.
1078
01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:04,560
She`s an amazing daughter.
1079
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:08,950
Who honors her mom with the work she does at Serenity Haven.
1080
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:11,750
A cause that`s near dear to her heart.
1081
01:32:14,950 --> 01:32:16,320
She`s a force.
1082
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:23,360
And I think it`s safe to say we`ve all been very influenced by her.
1083
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:28,210
So, Nikki, thank you.
1084
01:32:29,520 --> 01:32:31,160
From the bottom of my heart.
1085
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:35,400
And I`m sort of hogging the mike here, so...
1086
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:39,720
Is there anything that you would like to add?
1087
01:32:41,140 --> 01:32:43,730
I`m here to serve my people.
1088
01:32:43,890 --> 01:32:47,240
(Cheering)
1089
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:49,440
Fine. Well...
1090
01:32:50,450 --> 01:32:54,790
Let`s all us raise our glass in a toast to the reigning queen!
1091
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:58,740
(Cheering)
1092
01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:02,210
I think she deserves everything she has coming to her.
1093
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:05,960
Namaste, Nikki!
1094
01:33:06,790 --> 01:33:08,530
Namaste, honey!
1095
01:33:18,390 --> 01:33:23,590
Okay, so it`s time now to crown your bitchin` king and queen.
1096
01:33:24,530 --> 01:33:25,860
Drama, please.
1097
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:39,840
And your homecoming queen is... Nikki Troyer!
1098
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:54,120
(Cheering, applause)
1099
01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:56,580
Oh! Wow!
1100
01:33:58,470 --> 01:34:00,420
And you homecoming king is...
1101
01:34:01,590 --> 01:34:03,220
Mark Dillon!
1102
01:34:03,220 --> 01:34:06,900
Mark! Sweety, come up! My king!
1103
01:34:07,270 --> 01:34:09,010
What the fuck are you doing?
1104
01:34:10,340 --> 01:34:13,920
I`m just finding my king. Is that alright with you? Mark!
1105
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:19,350
Okay, Mohamed, mountain, coming!
1106
01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:50,470
(Music)
1107
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:51,720
Stop it!
1108
01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:04,870
Ma`am? Get out of the pool, ma`am.
1109
01:35:08,210 --> 01:35:10,440
Ma`am, we gonna need you to get out of the pool.
1110
01:35:10,760 --> 01:35:12,680
Tory? Tory, honey.
1111
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:17,410
Ma`am, we need you to get out of the pool.
1112
01:35:17,940 --> 01:35:20,980
Trying to get out of the pool! Help me.
1113
01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:24,290
Rachel? Rachel?
1114
01:35:27,670 --> 01:35:29,760
Nikki... okay.
1115
01:35:33,510 --> 01:35:39,030
Let`s go. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be used against you in the Court of law...
1116
01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:44,760
I don`t understand. Why has Matthew not posted bail yet?
1117
01:35:49,680 --> 01:35:51,110
But he tried.
1118
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,920
But apparently he doesn`t have enough money.
1119
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:02,560
What about Tory?
1120
01:36:04,950 --> 01:36:06,950
God, even Rachel!
1121
01:36:07,700 --> 01:36:09,040
They have money.
1122
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:15,090
I`m Britanny Nicole`s mama. Who the hell are you?
1123
01:36:15,860 --> 01:36:18,480
Your mama can find you a lawyer.
1124
01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:22,290
Heidi, Heidi, come on! Come on, I don`t know this woman! Heidi!
1125
01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:32,610
Reality always bites us in the ass.
1126
01:36:33,190 --> 01:36:38,130
We will fall. It`s just the matter of how hard and how far.
1127
01:36:47,640 --> 01:36:50,280
So, what`s the key to survival?
1128
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:53,350
It`s acceptance of yourself.
1129
01:36:55,330 --> 01:36:59,960
When you`re constantly looking for something better, you lose sight of what`s in front of you.
1130
01:37:05,510 --> 01:37:11,720
What`s in front of you, that`s the closest thing to the truth in a world full of make believe.
1131
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:20,500
It`s not always perfect, but you`ll find these perfect moments.
1132
01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:23,780
And perhaps, it`s enough...
1133
01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:40,150
(Music)
89159
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