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Hey, guys.
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Do I want to know about
the racing gear?
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- I can explain.
- No, actually, I was
asking myself.
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Do I want to know about
the racing gear?
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No, Patrick, you don't.
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This girl I'm dating wants
to do some motocross later
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and the outfit's a little snug,
so I'm stretching it out.
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You know why
it's snug, don't you?
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Yeah, because my girlfriend
picked it out and I look
awesome in it.
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No, because when you break
every bone in your body,
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it'll keep them in the general
shape of a human skeleton.
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Well, that's not true.
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Is that true?
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Yeah. I was totally in love
with a guy who did motocross.
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But he broke
his spine and when they
put him back together,
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he was shorter than me, so,
you know, he had to go.
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Well, I'm not worried.
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It's just racing on a dirt
track with a couple of jumps.
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Kids do this all the time.
And super cool adults.
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So anybody got anything
else they want to discuss?
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Yeah, I do.
And I'm really excited.
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You know that money
my dad's giving me to start
a new business?
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Wait a minute.
Her father's giving
her more money?
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The only thing my father
ever gave me
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was a healthy suspicion
of people that look
like her father.
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I think your father gave
you a healthy suspicion
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of everybody
who wasn't white.
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That's true.
He was a good man.
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Anyways, after
seriously considering
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what I could offer the world
to make it a better place,
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I've decided to start
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a really expensive
line of shoes.
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I think that's great.
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And so does 1%
of the rest of the world.
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But the best news is
Lacey's decided to make me
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her new shoe company's
head designer.
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And I've already
got a ton of ideas.
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The Patrick wedge.
The Patrick heel.
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And a sandal
I'm calling the Lacey.
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I'm not really happy
with the design yet.
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Eventually it'll
be called the Patrick.
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Hold on a second.
I'm your boyfriend
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and you never called
me for help.
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Why didn't you
want me involved?
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Oh, well, this is
important to me
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and I don't trust you.
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That came out wrong.
What I meant to say is
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I don't trust you
with this
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or anything else
that's important to me.
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I think that that
came out wrong, too.
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Charlie, could you
help me out here?
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No, I think you got
a great hole going.
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I say keep digging.
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What about you, Charlie?
You trust me, don't you?
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Of course I do.
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I think you're
an incredibly capable young man
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who everybody
underestimates at times.
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Thank you.
At least someone
respects me.
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Yeah, a grown man dressed
like a 12-year-old boy
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who's going dirt biking
with a bunch of kids.
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And cool adults, okay?
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And cool adults.
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[ theme music playing ]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- What happened to your arm?
- Remember Allie?
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The waitress
with the glass eye?
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That was Ellie.
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The lawyer that called you
Your Honor during sex?
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That was Sally.
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This is Allie, the girl
that was into having sex
in dangerous places.
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So you hurt
your arm having sex?
Where, in your backyard?
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My backyard, what?
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Your backyard is dangerous.
I stepped on a rake
the other day.
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In cartoons that's funny,
in real life it hurts
like hell.
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Actually, we were
racing dirt bikes.
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She's over having sex
in dangerous places.
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Now she's into having sex
after doing dangerous things.
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Like what?
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Well, we've been
speedboat racing,
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rock climbing.
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The closer she comes
to cheating death,
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the greater the sex is.
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She's a sexual
adrenaline junkie.
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That is a problem.
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She's gonna get crazier
and crazier until somebody
gets seriously hurt.
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That's not gonna happen.
She's not pressuring me to do
anything I don't want to do.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to go put Neosporin
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on any place
that I still have skin.
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Oh, my God,
bungee jumping
was so hot.
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My heart
is still pounding.
Feel.
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Oh, my God.
On the way down,
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did you keep your eyes
open or closed?
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I don't know.
I was pretty much watching
my childhood go by.
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[ laughs ]
Oh, Charlie,
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I love that you're
up for anything.
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Well, real men
fear nothing.
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Except maybe the boredom
of going bungee jumping
a second time.
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How boring
would that be?
Boring.
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No, I want to do something
way crazier next time.
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Something that
I've never done before.
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Have you ever been
skydiving?
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Uh, skydiving?
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You're not scared,
are you?
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Why would I be scared?
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I love July 4th
at the ballpark.
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I can't believe that anyone
can jump from a plane
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and land on that tiny
target in center field.
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Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,
look to the skies
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as our founding fathers
George Washington
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and Ben Franklin
fly through the air
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and land on the Declaration
of Independence.
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Shouldn't George Washington's
parachute be open by now?
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Gonzalez!
Get off the mound!
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- [ thuds ]
- Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, where's
Ben Franklin?
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I don't know.
I don't see him.
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[ thuds ]
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[ screaming ]
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You want to know
what's really scary?
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A Ferris wheel.
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Ferris wheel?
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Well, sure.
One loose pin,
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that thing goes rolling
down the Santa Monica Pier
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taking out jugglers,
mimes, children.
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It's a mess.
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Well, I've always wanted
to jump out of a plane.
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So if you're good to go,
so am I.
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Yay, skydiving.
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Oh, I am so excited.
Are you excited?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like
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Ben Franklin
on the 4th of July.
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- Wayne, can I
ask you something?
- Shoot.
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Do you have
any fears that you
just couldn't get over?
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No, but I've come across
plenty of people who have.
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My usual advice is,
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"Shh, it'll be over soon."
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Why, you got some
sort of fear you can't
get over, Charlie?
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Well, I'm supposed
to jump out of a plane
with my girlfriend.
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Don't be afraid.
Parachute accidents
happen all the time.
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No one's gonna believe
you killed her.
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I don't want
to kill her, Wayne.
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You know, maybe I should
ask someone else.
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This is relationship talk
and you're more
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of a love 'em and leave 'em
in a landfill kind of guy.
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Sometimes I don't
even love 'em.
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Hey, Jordan.
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You ever done any research
on overcoming fears?
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- Like what?
- Oh, I don't know.
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Like, maybe skydiving.
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Actually, I have.
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My research turned up
a lot of evidence
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to support that people
with a fear of skydiving
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have lower testosterone
and smaller genitals.
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As a matter of fact,
eunuchs throughout history--
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All right, all right.
I know that you know
that it's me, okay?
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Yeah.
That was fun.
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Why are you
going skydiving?
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Well, I'm dating this girl
who gets off on doing
dangerous stuff.
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And the sex afterwards
is always amazing.
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So you're willing to risk
your life for amazing sex?
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Hey, I've risked my life
for other stuff.
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I once dove into a rushing
river to save a puppy
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and all that did was make
some stupid kid happy.
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Thanks for mixing up sex
with a story about a puppy.
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Anything else you want
to destroy for me?
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I got laid in the back
of a Build-A-Bear one time.
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I don't want to hear it!
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Look, I don't know
what to do.
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I'm jumping this weekend
and I have to get over
this fear.
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Fine, I actually have done
some research in this area
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and I can come over
and help you.
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But all I'm gonna
get out of it is making
some stupid kid happy.
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Yay, I'm gonna have
great sex.
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We realize this is
very late notice,
Mr. Wangchuck,
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but we have a trade show
coming up next week
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and we're wondering if we
could get samples of our
shoe line immediately.
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I designed them.
These are the pictures.
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Do you like them?
I designed them.
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Very nice.
Cutting edge.
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You start whole new
fashion trend.
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So can you get them
to us that quickly?
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Oh, yeah.
If you need them
back in five days,
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we have them
here in four.
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Sign contract.
You be very happy.
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Did you
hear that, Patrick?
We be very happy.
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I be very happy
right now.
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Uh, yeah, that's great.
Sorry, just one
quick question.
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This picture
of your factory floor,
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those aren't children,
are they?
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No.
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We are a race
of small, adorable,
hairless people.
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But they looked
so unhappy.
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Not at all.
In Bhutan, this is
how we smile.
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So those aren't children?
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No, they're adults.
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Because they looked
like they were nine.
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In Bhutan, you become
an adult at eight.
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Vote at nine.
Drink at 10.
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- I'm sold.
- No.
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I will not have my shoes
made by second graders.
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Who would normally
be doing what?
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Like, finger painting?
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At least this way they'll
be making how much?
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Two cents a day.
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Which is a lot
in Bhutan, right?
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No.
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We're out of here.
I can find someplace else.
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I will not have
the blood of children's
hands on my shoes.
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That never happen.
We make them wear gloves.
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You're a monster.
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We make monster costume
for Halloween.
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Kids love to wear
and make.
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Only little bit
flammable.
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Okay, look, I'm not afraid
of being on my roof.
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I'm afraid of jumping
out of an airplane.
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I know.
We're gonna do some
visualization exercises
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where I have you
imagine that you're about
to jump out of a plane.
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I just figured it would
be best if we were closer
to the sky, you know?
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You know I had sex
up here once?
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We were gonna do it
under the stars,
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but we wound up doing it
under a news chopper.
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They never found
that cat burglar,
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but the whole neighborhood
could identify my ass.
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Charming.
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Now I want you
to close your eyes
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and visualize
that you're in the plane.
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The doors are open,
you can feel the wind
on your face.
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[ trilling ]
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- What's that?
- That's the engine.
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- [ trilling ]
- That doesn't sound good.
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This bucket of bolts
is going down.
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This does not feel
like I'm skydiving.
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[ sighs ]
Fine.
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I filled this backpack
with books
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so that it was the same
weight as a parachute.
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Put it on and maybe
that'll make it feel
more real.
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I'm not putting that thing on.
I'll just fall off the roof.
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You are not
going to fall.
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Here, I'll show you.
241
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,743
[ screams ]
242
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:59,789
Holy crap.
Are you okay?
243
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,139
I don't know.
I fell into the bushes,
244
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,707
but I think
I twisted my ankle.
245
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,317
Well, thank God
that's all.
246
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:09,277
Why didn't you
pull your chute?
247
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,583
- [ Jordan groans ]
- Too soon?
248
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,155
Here's your not-too-cold,
mountain spring,
249
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,984
not-from-America
bottle of water.
250
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,946
That's better.
251
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,644
So what we did up there,
did it help you?
252
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,646
Well, let's see,
I saw someone get injured
253
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,648
falling from
nine feet up,
254
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,477
so multiply that injury
by 1,000 feet
255
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,219
and that's how much
it helped.
256
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,742
- [ doorbell rings ]
- Oh!
257
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,352
Did you order a pizza?
258
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:44,268
We could sit here,
watch a movie and make
a night of it.
259
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,749
No, that's Nolan.
I called him to take
you home.
260
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,143
You've only been here
an hour and I'm ready
to jump off the roof.
261
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:54,626
Hey, Charlie.
Got the limo.
Where's the patient?
262
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,498
I'm over here, Nolan.
263
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,456
Can you grab my stuff?
It's in the kitchen.
264
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,284
Sure.
So how'd it happen?
265
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,286
She put on
this backpack--
266
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,071
Say no more.
Those things
are a hazard.
267
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,942
You might as well
strap on a rabid monkey.
268
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,077
Nolan, I don't say this
enough as your therapist,
269
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,383
but you are
a fascinating man.
270
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,215
So why were you
on the roof?
271
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,392
She was trying
to help me get over
my fear of skydiving.
272
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,655
Oh, I can help
you do that.
273
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,788
I've jumped
dozens of times.
274
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,095
I spent the summers
working at my uncle's
skydiving school.
275
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:30,271
Well, thanks, Nolan,
but you helping me
276
00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,577
could really cripple our
doctor-patient relationship.
277
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,189
Especially if
I end up crippled.
278
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,191
I'm serious.
I really know what
I'm doing with this.
279
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:40,368
It's not like building
a career or managing finance
280
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,632
or trying to create
a super pet by crossing
a Chihuahua and a fruit bat.
281
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,765
Why would you do that?
282
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,551
A fruit bat is already
basically a flying Chihuahua.
283
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,119
I know.
You don't think I want
those years back?
284
00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,688
Come on, Charlie.
You said that you
trusted me in group.
285
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:57,907
Now is your chance
to prove it.
286
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,083
- I know, but--
- I get it.
287
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,129
You don't trust me
with anything important.
No one does.
288
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,392
Nolan's an idiot.
Fine. Good-bye.
289
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:07,003
Nolan, I trust you.
290
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:09,832
Just with different
important things.
291
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,880
Oh, yeah?
Name one thing.
292
00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,838
Okay.
293
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,840
I trust that if I had
a date coming over
294
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,017
and she loved
Hot Pockets
295
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,628
that you'd know
which flavor
296
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,327
pairs best with Sunny D.
297
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,460
You didn't even try.
298
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,680
It's ham and cheese!
299
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,732
[ knocking ]
300
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,738
[ gasps ]
Oh, my God,
they're here.
301
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,392
I told you we'd find
a local factory
302
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,916
that would finish
it in time.
303
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:52,614
Look at all these
boxes of shoes.
304
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:54,703
It's like Christmas
305
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:56,748
or any other day
when I buy myself
a lot of shoes.
306
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,884
They're beautiful.
I'm trying them on.
307
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,581
Yes, they're beautiful,
308
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,888
but I also designed them
to be uncomfortable.
309
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,411
That's how you know
they're expensive.
310
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,892
You want
comfortable shoes,
go to Target.
311
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,808
Oh, my God.
312
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,680
The heel broke.
Are they all like that?
313
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,640
Relax.
Probably just one
bad apple.
314
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,555
I'm sure
the rest are fine.
315
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,516
Well, the rhinestones
are just coming off
of this one.
316
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,432
You know what?
I knew this would happen.
317
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,173
We should have let
the Bhutanese kids do it.
318
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,436
I refuse to give my money
to a sweatshop.
319
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,917
They're sweating because
they're doing it right.
320
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,832
Calm down.
321
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,270
I'm sure we can
just pop the rhinestones
back into place.
322
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,056
Oh, my fingers
are too big.
323
00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,449
What are we going to do?
The trade show is tomorrow.
324
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,538
I'll tell you what
we're not going to do.
325
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,279
We are not going
to freak out.
326
00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:52,021
Get back in there,
you stupid little
hillbilly diamond!
327
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,242
- [ doorbell rings ]
- I'll get it.
328
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,857
Is Mr. Fitzpatrick home?
329
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,076
I have the cookies
he ordered.
330
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,817
Oh, my.
331
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:08,646
Your hands,
they're so small
and dainty.
332
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,170
Patrick, look.
333
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,302
Wow.
334
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,871
Maisy, can you pop this
rhinestone back into place?
335
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,699
Sure.
336
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,616
[ gasps ]
Wasn't that fun?
337
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,749
Do you like cookies?
338
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:27,927
Yeah, but we just sell them.
We're not allowed to eat them.
339
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,059
Well, that doesn't
seem right.
340
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,325
Wow, thanks.
341
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,327
Those must be hard
to eat without milk.
342
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,590
You want some milk?
343
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,419
Well, you can have
all the milk you want
344
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,421
right after you call
the rest of your troop
and get them over here
345
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,989
for a big milk and cookie
arts and crafts
346
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,643
fix that box
of shoes party.
347
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,437
You know, Nolan,
I usually don't say this
to a lot of customers,
348
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,918
but the way you eat
disgusts me.
349
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:07,009
You know why you don't say
that to a lot of customers?
350
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:10,273
Because they take back
their tips.
351
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,842
Oh, no, there goes the home
I was building in France.
352
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,240
Nolan, where the hell
have you been?
353
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:21,893
You're not returning
my texts, haven't been
to group all week.
354
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,243
Because I know
what you're gonna say.
355
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,896
You're really sorry
you didn't trust me
356
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,204
and to make it up to me,
you're gonna buy me a new car.
357
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:32,078
Well, I am sorry,
but I'm not gonna
buy you a new car.
358
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,167
There we go.
359
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,039
I'm not sure
how much of this abuse
I'm expected to take.
360
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,912
Look, I've been
thinking about it
past couple of days,
361
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,219
and I would really
love for you to help me
with the skydiving.
362
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,873
Really?
363
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:48,050
You trust me enough to put
your life in my hands?
364
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:54,056
When you hear it
out loud, it kind of
hits in a different way.
365
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,059
But, yes, yes.
I need a pro
and you're a pro.
366
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:59,409
All right, but I can
only teach you once
we're up in the plane.
367
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,194
My uncle showed me
a special technique
368
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,587
for helping
nervous jumpers.
369
00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:04,849
Oh, he was a great man.
370
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:07,156
God rest his crushed
and shattered soul.
371
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,116
What happened,
his chute didn't open?
372
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,554
No, he died in his sleep.
He was 92 years old.
373
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,816
Oh, thank God.
374
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,644
He nodded off
during his last jump
375
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,820
and was blown into
the gorilla habitat
376
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:21,475
at the San Diego Zoo.
377
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:24,043
The gorillas
took it from there.
378
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,655
Well, they are
kind of territorial.
379
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,316
I am so gonna grab
your ass on the way down.
380
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,883
The instructor
was very clear
381
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:41,799
about maintaining
proper spacing.
382
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,150
Your leg is really sweaty.
383
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:47,022
I think that's your hand,
not my leg.
384
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,198
Probably because
you're nervous.
385
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:51,287
There, there.
386
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,550
Allie, you're up.
387
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,900
It's my turn.
388
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,251
Last one to earth
is a rotten egg.
389
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,734
Whoo-hoo!
390
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,522
Make a note.
Her last two words
391
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,959
were whoo and hoo.
392
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,224
You're up, Charlie.
393
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,574
It's my turn
and so far
394
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,534
you haven't
done anything to help me.
I'm freaking out here.
395
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,666
There's plenty of time
for this to work.
396
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,581
Now, just stand up.
397
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,240
And close your eyes.
398
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,460
Try to relax.
399
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:36,376
Okay, what next?
400
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,638
This!
401
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,031
[ screams ]
402
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,038
He was wearing
the chute, right?
403
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,003
Let's go, girls.
Time is cookies.
404
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,963
Can I take a break?
I'm tired.
405
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,009
You've already had
your break.
406
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,054
But you can drink
all the coffee you want.
407
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,667
I have to go
to the bathroom.
408
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,973
Oh, of course, dear.
Just past the kitchen.
409
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,500
Take your work.
Take your work.
410
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:16,067
Can you open a window?
It smells bad in here.
411
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:19,245
It smells bad in here
because your sister puked.
412
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,856
She's four.
She's eating the glue.
413
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,510
And this is her nap time.
414
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,816
Well, I'm 30
and this is my nap time.
415
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:31,082
My God,
look what we've done.
416
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,346
I know.
417
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,565
I'm so proud of us making
our product in America.
418
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,959
Hey, you two,
stop talking.
419
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,135
- Last thing we need
is a union.
- Mm-hmm.
420
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,966
[ knocking ]
421
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,098
Coming.
422
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:51,886
- Hey.
- Hey, Charlie.
423
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,757
You got a minute?
424
00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:57,065
Nolan, you and I talked.
We're good.
425
00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,241
And I'm with Allie right now
passionately celebrating
426
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,548
the fact that I'm not dead.
427
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:04,115
It won't take long.
I know you forgave me
after you jumped,
428
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,900
but just in case there's
any hard feelings,
429
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:07,902
I want to give you
this plant.
430
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,295
Oh, well,
that's very sweet.
431
00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,122
It's an African
milk bush.
432
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,560
Couple things--
it's got to be inside,
but in direct sun.
433
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,301
You got to feed it
three or four times a day
434
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,346
and water it when
it's dry to the touch.
435
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,566
You got to repot it during
the peak growing season,
436
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:22,830
which is between June
and July, but you can
only use a clay pot.
437
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,485
And there's a small
chance it could be full
of red spider mites.
438
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,966
You won't know until
they're in your carpeting.
439
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,708
Well, thank you
for the apology.
440
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,755
And for my new
part-time job.
441
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,236
You sure you're
not mad at me?
442
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:39,412
'Cause I could swear
you were cussing me out
443
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,240
after I pushed you
out of the plane.
444
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:44,504
Nolan, you helped me
get over a major fear.
445
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,289
I was yelling,
"Thank you, Nolan.
Thank you."
446
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,771
Then why did you say,
"Go thank yourself"?
447
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,687
Because I thought
you should have given
448
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,080
yourself some credit too.
449
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,258
Charlie, I just figured
out what we should do next.
450
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,564
There's a place where
you can swim with sharks.
451
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,000
And just to make it
more exciting,
452
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:05,612
they put you in a cage
covered in meat.
453
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,529
I don't know
what else to say
454
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,271
except "thank you."
455
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:17,145
So we're good?
456
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,755
Yeah, yeah.
457
00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:21,323
But I got
to break up with her.
458
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,455
Can I give her
this plant?
459
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,239
Sure.
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