All language subtitles for Anger.Management.S02E72.Charlie.Gets.Trashed.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-alfaHD_track4_[eng]

Okay, welcome, everyone.

As you can see,
Jordan will be silently

observing our group
for a few days.

So don't feel self-conscious
about talking in front of her.

Absolutely.
My life is just as much
of a mess as yours.

It really is.

Thank you, Charlie.

In a lot of ways,
I'd say it's even worse.

I think they understand.

Anyway, thanks for
letting me observe.

I know it's difficult
to open up

in front of someone
you barely know.

And I hope in time
you'll learn to trust me

and you'll be as enriched
by this experience as I will.

Wow, you sure do
observe loud.

Now, Lacey, Nolan,
the last session

you said you were
both applying

for the same manager
job in your building?

Yeah, the guy who owns
the building, Mr. Terizian,

said whoever gets the job
doesn't have to pay rent.

Yeah, and it's totally cush.

All you have to do is fix
things when they break.

Or pretend to,
'cause I don't know
how to do that.

But I actually know
how to fix things.

I just fixed
Charlie's bidet upstairs.

That's a toilet.

Oh.

Then I just broke
Charlie's toilet.

I know I'm just observing,

but it seems to me
the job should go to the most
qualified person.

I know I'm just talking,

but it seems to me
that you should be quiet.

Lacey, Jordan
is our guest

and she does make
a valid point.

I agree. Who fixed
the water pressure
in your shower?

Yeah, and then waited around
for me to get undressed
and try it out.

Yeah, and then
when you wouldn't,
who went outside

to peek through
the window until you
pulled down the shade?

Don't answer.
Let these guys guess.

Well, what I think
is going on here--

You're not really
listening to each other.

Yeah, sometimes
you have to be silent

and listen
without talking.

I agree.

That was about you.

Oh. Still agree.

It's not fair.
Nolan told me
he wanted this job,

but then I decided
that I wanted the job.

But everybody knows that
the tie goes to the hottie.

The tie goes
to the hottie!

Look, I'm just happy
that you both even
want a job.

But, Lacey,
it's not easy to manage
an apartment building.

She knows all about
managing things.

She's an Indian girl
who manages to have
two eyebrows.

Sorry I'm late.
I don't have an excuse.

I feel like I'm above
that at this point.

Oh, Charlie,
your garbage man

is dumping trash
all over your driveway.

Damn it.
That's two weeks
in a row.

What the hell is wrong
with this guy?

Well, obviously you've done
something to irritate--

Silence!

Hey. Hey, hey.
Garbage dude.

What's up with this mess
all over my driveway?

Okay, first of all,
my name is James St. James,

guy-yelling-at-me dude.

Second of all,
I don't touch loose trash.

Unlike you, based on
some of the girls I've seen
coming out of your place.

But you're the one
that dumped it here.

No, I didn't.

You see, you high curbs
can't do the simplest
of tasks.

You overfilled your bin.

So that's why
you're doing this to me?

- To teach me a lesson?
- All right, look.

Overfilling
leads to crowning,
which causes a breach.

Then a breeze comes along,
turns the overflow
into blow away.

Okay, well, right now,
my anger is crowning,

which might cause
a breach to your face.

And I got a guy in there
who saw what you just did.

It's overfill!

You don't even
break down your cardboard.

You should see
your neighbor's trash.

I could fit his pizza
boxes in my wallet.

Yeah, right next
to your pay check

which comes out
of my tax dollars.

Oh, which you pay less
of than you're supposed to,

judging by some iffy
2007 tax receipts you
threw out last month.

Excuse me,
I have dependents,

an in-home office.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You go through my trash?

I don't have to.

It's blowing all over
the streets, Mr. Fancy
Cage-Free Organic Eggs guy.

Hey, hey, hey.

If you keep calling
me weird names,

I'm putting garbage dude
back on the table.

[ theme music playing ]

[ laughing ]

Oh, Mr. Terizian.

Wow, I didn't know
I was that funny.

What did I say?

I don't know.

I just want this job
so bad.

Oh, hey, Lacey.

Mr. Terizian.

What do you want, Nolan?
I'm in the middle
of my interview.

No, it's okay.
I'm very close to
making my decision.

It's down
to the two of you.

I think if you looked
at my resume,

you'll see
I'm the better choice.

Um, I don't have
a resume,

but I do have 11 selfies
of me in a bikini

holding a wrench.

It's so big
in my little hands.

Well, this is
a hard decision.

I'm gonna be working
very closely with
one of you.

Let me give you
each a building
maintenance question

and see how
you solve the problem.

That sounds fair.

Okay, Nolan,

how do you reconnect
a first level plumbing stack

using 90 degree joints?

Um, according
to the manual--

Oh, you need a manual.
That's too bad.

Lacey, on your sink,

which is the cold?

The one on the left?

- No.
- The one on the right?

Amazing.
Lacey's got the job.

- Yes!
- Hold on, Mr. Terizian.

I really need
that free rent.

That question
wasn't fair.

Well, you know,
I do want to be fair.

Okay, then.
How about we both look at
the pipes under the sink

and tell you
if they're good or bad?

Fine.

They look good to me.

Oh, no.
They're bad.

They're very,
very bad.

Yeah, Lacey's
the manager.

Look, it's been
20 minutes.

I just want to make
a complaint about
my garbage man.

No, no. No.
Not garbage, man.

I'm not calling you a man.

I know you're not a man.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Please, please
don't transfer me again.

No, please--
damn it!

Charlie, you got a problem
with your garbage collector?

Dude, where were you
a second ago?

This guy keeps
intentionally dumping trash
all over my driveway.

Ooh, I had a problem
like that once.

So I filled up one
of my cans with concrete.

Guy went to pick it up,
separated both shoulders
and got a hernia.

They arrested me,
but I got out of it.

I said I was throwing
away concrete.

Yeah, well they don't
really pick up the cans
by hand anymore.

They have these big
robot arms that just dump
it in the truck.

They got robots
picking up garbage now?

Damn!

I've been in here too long.

It's like "Star Wars"
out there.

Yeah, and now people
can send pictures

to each other
over their phones.

And I'm in here.

Why did I have
to stab all those people?

What if I put a skunk
in my trash can?

Then when dumps it out,
the skunk sprays everywhere

and garbage guy has to sit
in that stink all day?

So your plan is to make
a garbage truck smell bad?

Yes, it is.

Okay, clearly I haven't
had enough time to think
this through.

I don't know, Charlie.
He's a city employee.

If you hurt him in any way,
you're gonna be in a lot
of trouble.

Hurt him, Charlie.
Hurt him.

Then you'll be in here
with us.

Yeah, and we have
a good time.

We have game night
and hot dogs

and the grass in the cracks
of the yard is coming in.

It's a beautiful
time of year.

Okay, I'm not
gonna do that.

I guess I just have to go
down there

and file a complaint
in person at the--

where does one go?
The garbage building?

The Hall of Trash?
Where?

They call it
the Department of
Sanitation, Charlie.

I'm sure you can find it
on your Earth map

that you get beamed
into your car from
the outer space satellite.

Um, we have that.

Damn!

Why did I stab
all those people?

Thank you so much
for coming, Nolan.

It's just I haven't
seen you in so long

and I missed you.

That's not why
you called.

You want me to go in there
and fix their broken window

because you don't know how.

How dare you
accuse me of that?

But will you?

So your plan all along
was to take the job,

get a free apartment,
and make me do all the work?

How dare you
accuse me of that?

But, yes.

No, forget it.

I'm tired of you
taking advantage of me

because of my completely
irrational crush on you.

Oh, come on.

Well, sure.
If you put it that way.

[ knocks ]

What do you want?

I'm here to fix
the window.

I thought you were
supposed to be a girl.

No.

Just couldn't see
the penis on the sonogram

for the first
eight months.

My mom said
the new building
manager was a lady.

She is, but I'm kind
of helping her out

by doing all her work for her
because she's got great--

you know what?
Let me just come in
and fix the damn window.

It's over there.

So how about $5?

To eat a bug? No way.
It's too gross.

What about 10?

I wouldn't do it
for 1,000.

I'll do it for 20.

Deal.

But you have to chew it.

Let's see the cash.

- Ew! Oh, my God!
- That was awesome!

Just so you know,
I also drink expired milk,

eat dust bunnies,
and for the right price,

kitty litter
is on the table.

Excuse me.
Yeah, hi.

I need to file a complaint
about my garbage man.

Okay, I can help
you with that.
Please sit down.

Great.

Okay, is it truck,
cans, service,

smell, or employee?

Employee.

But wait, you're allowed
to complain

about the smell
of your own garbage?

I may have
two complaints.

What's the employee's name?

James...

the garbage man.

I need a last name.

I don't know.

Von Inconsiderate
Douchebag?

I'm not sure.
Do you know your garbage
man's last name?

Davis. And it's his
birthday next week.

Well, if I knew James'
birthday, I'd throw a cake
in the garbage for him.

Hey, Paula.

Hey, look who's here.

That's him.
That's the guy.

You know, I thought
that was your car
that just got towed.

My car got towed?

Mm-hmm. Someone must have
called the cops on you.

But that's what happens
when you park illegally.

I was parked
at a meter.

Well, sometimes a breeze
comes along and just blows

your car into neutral
and pushes it into
an illegal spot.

We call that
vehicular blow away.

You son of a bitch.

I'll see you
later, Paula.

- Not if I see you first.
- You know you love me.

I'll tell you what I love.
The fact that we're over!

Good-bye.

You went out
with that guy?

I used to.

We just broke up
and he can't let it go.

So he's pissing
us both off.

You want to mess with him?

What do you want to do?

You and I go out
tomorrow night

and make sure
that he finds out.

But I'm supposed to go to
Jimmy's sister's baby shower.

She invited me
before we broke up.

Oh, but, God,

that would drive Jimmy
crazy and I love it.

Good. Good.

It's about you went
out with a guy

who doesn't go to work
in a onesie.

[ laughs ]

Boys:
Chug it! Chug it!
Chug it! Chug it!

Chug it!
[ cheering ]

[ laughing, cheering ]

I got to be honest,

the Play-Doh
is such a strong flavor,

you can't even taste
the ear wax.

Boys:
Ew!

There you are.

What are you doing?

Science.

Do you know who
was just in my apartment?

No, because you made me
plug up all my peep holes.

Mr. Terizian.

He yelled at me because you
never fixed the lock in 4F.

I'm gonna lose my job.

It's not my problem.

Lazy people like you
who don't have jobs

and refuse to do mine
are exactly what's
wrong with this country.

Why are you spending
time with these kids?

Because they're paying me
cash to eat gross stuff.

And since you took my job,
I need to pay rent somehow.

Hey, Nolan,

for $40 will you eat
a ground-up old tennis
ball with peanuts?

Don't do it, Nolan.
You're allergic
to peanuts.

She's right.
I'll do it for 60.

[ cheering ]

[ laughing ]

Oh, man. When Jimmy
sees that picture

of us dancing on
the table at the club,
it's gonna kill him.

- Did you send it?
- Yup.

And us at
the Hollywood sign

beer tasting
at the top of the W

and the limo ride
down the Strip.

Nice touch putting
that old-timey filter
on that one.

It makes it look like
we're having even more fun.

- In the '70s.
- [ laughs ]

It's true.
Photo filters are
the international sign

that you're
having a good time.

You know what else is?

My world-famous
triple brandy

flaming ice cream
shooters of death.

You no longer have to choose
between getting drunk

and having dessert.

Don't worry about
having too much.

What's easier to throw up
than ice cream?

[ laughs ]

Ooh, ooh,
wait, wait, wait.
Don't pour yet.

Photo op.

[ clicks ]

Ooh.

[ laughs ]
To Jimmy.

Hope this is burning
his ass as much as it's
burning my hand.

[ laughs ]

[ knocks ]

Oh, crap.
It's Jimmy.

It's okay. It's okay.
It's time for us

to deal with this
face to face.

What do you want?

Look, I just want
to talk, okay?

I want to end
this thing.

My sister says hi, Paula.

We saved you some cake.

I may have eaten
a little bit of it
'cause I'm sad.

Okay, fine.
Just, whatever you have
to say, say it fast.

- My ice cream is melting.
- All right.

Look, this is crazy.
I never wanted any
of this to happen.

I'm hanging out
at my sister's place

and start getting pictures
of you with my girl.

Every one of them
is like a knife stabbing
me in the heard

and I'm supposed to be
celebrating my baby sister
getting knocked up.

Look, I'm sorry
I started any of this.

You always take it
too far, Jimmy.

You've got to stop
hanging onto stuff.

Especially my ass
when we're in public.

I told you
I don't like that.

Just fits my hand
so good.

It's how I knew we're meant
to be together, baby.

All right,
look. Look.

Nothing happened here.

We just went out
to teach you a lesson.

So this is over, right?

Absolutely.

- Sorry.
- Thank you.

Hey, do you mind
if I go out the front?

I got the Millennium Filth Can
parked right outside.

Sure.

So I got to ask.

The Millennium Filth Can?

Oh, well,
I love "Star Wars,"

so I figured what better way
to pay honor to it

than to name our
garbage truck after it?

Well, that's a lovely
tribute to a timeless
classic.

All right, let's just
put this whole damn thing
behind us.

May the filth
be with you.

Holy crap!

- [ clicks ]
- I like to take
pictures, too.

All right,
up yours, high curb.
See you later, Paula.

This isn't over.

All right, go outside
and stall him.

Okay.

Paula:
Come back here
and clean this up,

you disgusting pig!

Jimmy:
You're the one running
all over town cheating.

- You're the pig.
- Paula: You're the pig!

- You're the pig!
- You're the pig!

You're the pig!

Hurry up.
He's winning the argument.

Just tell him to get
away from the truck.

He is.
The pig's standing
in the driveway.

What are you doing?

I'm Garbage Vader

and I'm taking down
the Millennium Filth Can.

- [ bottle shatters ]
- [ fire roaring ]

Oh, my God.
The whole truck's
on fire.

Jimmy:
My Filth Can.
My baby!

Now it's over.

[ explosion ]

Okay, I may have underestimated
the power of the dark side.

Okay, I charged
up the Taser.

- You ready?
- Yeah.

Let's do this thing.
Semper Fi.

- What does that mean?
- I read it on
a bumper sticker.

Let's do this.
I'd rather be fishing.

[ crackling ]

Nolan! Oh, my God,
don't do it!

Boys:
Aww!

You're not
the boss of me.

This 10-year-old with
a Taser is the boss of me.

You don't have to
degrade yourself like
this anymore, okay?

From now on,
you're the new
building manager.

- I quit.
- Why?

- Is it because
you care about me?
- No.

It's because this job
is too hard.

Taking credit for
all the work you're
doing is exhausting.

Wow.

I didn't realize
I was being so selfish.

Anyway, now go down
to the basement

and bring a bag big enough
to carry three dead possums.

Why, what's down there?

You'll see.
It's a surprise.

Especially since sometimes
they're only playing dead.

Hey.

How'd it go in court?

Well, no matter how righteously
you try to spin it,

it's tough to defend
the throwing of a fire bomb.

Did you tell them about
the trash in your house?

Absolutely.
That was a big part
of my defense.

But it turns out
you're supposed to file
a written complaint

with the city and not
throw a fire bomb.

I'll bet you a lot
of people don't know that.

Yeah, it's probably one
of those crazy laws

still on the books
from the 1890s.

Like you can't bring
a goat into a bank.

So clearly
you're not in jail.

No, no, they're just
making me take two weeks
of anger management.

But while I'm in there,
I'm not allowed to
practice therapy.

Oh. Who's going
to cover for you?

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

Come on, you're ready.

You've spent
time with my group.
What are you afraid of?

I think mostly
your group.

Yeah, that never
goes away.