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Tommy: INFORMATION
OFFICER'S LOG:
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LAST TIME ON
3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN...
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AS ALISSA WAS HELPING ME
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WRITE MY VALEDICTORIAN SPEECH,
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SALLY MISUNDERSTOOD AND THOUGHT
ALISSA WAS BREAKING UP WITH ME.
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JUST LIKE SALLY TO DO
SOMETHING TOTALLY STUPID.
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LISTEN, TOMMY'S
BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
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THE BIG GIANT HEAD RETURNED
TO EARTH WITH VICKI DUBCEK,
HIS NEW WIFE AND QUEEN.
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BUT SHE WAS NOT HAPPY
TO FIND OUT ABOUT HARRY'S
NEW RELATIONSHIP WITH JANICE.
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THE QUEEN...
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IS PISSED.
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WHILE THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH,
THE BIG GIANT HEAD
WON'T LEAVE DICK ALONE.
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IT'S REALLY KINDA CREEPY.
WE STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
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BECAUSE I AM...
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YOUR FATHER.
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SALLY, HAVE YOU BEEN
TO MY SCHOOL LATELY?
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NO!
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OH--Y--
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YES, I WAS.
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I WAS THERE. UM...
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I BROKE UP WITH
ALISSA FOR YOU.
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AH HA!
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WHY...WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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SHE WAS GONNA
DUMP YOU FIRST.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
MY BABY GET HURT.
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I AM NOT YOUR BABY!
I'M OLDER THAN
ALL OF YOU,
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AND IT'S TIME
YOU START TREATING ME
THAT WAY!
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OK, WELL, NOW I KNOW
WHY ALISSA WAS
GONNA DUMP YOU.
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YOU'RE VERY MOODY.
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SALLY! HARRY!
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TOMMY!
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I HAVE SOME
ASTOUNDING NEWS!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON, DICK?
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YOU GUYS KNOW
THE BIG GIANT
HEAD, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
UH-HUH.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
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BUT HE'S MY--
HE'S MY FATHER!
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WHAT?!
NO WAY!
YES!
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THAT'S JUST LIKE
IN STAR WARS
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WHEN LUKE SKYWALKER
FINDS OUT THAT
DARTH VADER'S HIS FATHER!
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OH, GROW UP, TOMMY.
THAT WAS POPULAR
ENTERTAINMENT.
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THIS IS REAL LIFE!
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I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
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THAT'S WHY
I WASN'T MADE
HIGH COMMANDER.
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DADDY WAS PLAYING
FAVORITES!
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OH, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT
TO DO!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO FEEL!
WHO AM I?!
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WELL, LET ME SEE...
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YOUR FIRST NAME'S
DICK...
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YOUR NEW LAST NAME
IS HEAD...
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SO I GUESS
THAT WOULD MAKE--
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OH, MY GOD.
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ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS WHAT FATHERS
AND SONS DO?
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YEAH.
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TRUST ME.
I SAW IT ON
A KODAK COMMERCIAL.
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[WHINING]
HOW LONG DO WE DRAG
OUR STRINGS IN THE WATER?
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I GUESS UNTIL
SOMEBODY TAKES
OUR PICTURE...
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AND THEN PROCESSES IT
ON KODAK PAPER.
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CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING, SIR?
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WELL, SURE, SON.
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WHY DID YOU WAIT
UNTIL NOW TO TELL ME
YOU'RE MY FATHER?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN
VERY BUSY!
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BUT NOW...I WANT TO FIND
NEW MEANING IN MY LIFE.
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AND PLEASE...
CALL ME DAD.
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I COULDN'T DO THAT,
NOT AFTER EONS
OF YOU BEING
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MY UNPREDICTABLE
AND DOMINEERING
OVERLORD.
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THAT'S A SHORT LEAP
TO DAD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
WRONG WITH MY STRING.
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IT'S A FISH!
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SIR!
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OH! AAH!
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YOU GOT A FISH!
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LOOK OUT! OH!
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I'LL SAVE YOU, SIR!
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JUST--THROW IT AWAY!
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GET IT OUT OF HERE!
OH! OH! OH!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE SAFE NOW.
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YOU WERE VERY BRAVE,
SON.
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SO WERE YOU, DAD.
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YOU SEE!
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THAT WASN'T HARD,
WAS IT?
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I GUESS NOT...
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DAD.
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POPS.
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OLD MAN.
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GEEZER!
BAG OF BONES!
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DAD!
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DAD.
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THE FISH WE GOT
IN THE MARKET
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HAVE A LOT LESS
ATTITUDE THAN THE ONES
IN THE LAKE.
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NINA, COULD YOU BEHEAD
AND FILET THESE FOR US?
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WE'RE BOTH STARVING.
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OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO!
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM
GRILLED OR SAUTÉED?
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YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
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[GIGGLING]
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ISN'T SHE GREAT?
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DICK...I WANNA KNOW
WHO YOU ARE,
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WHO YOU SURROUND
YOURSELF WITH.
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I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A BIG PARTY TONIGHT,
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AND I WANT YOU TO INVITE
THAT SPECIAL YOUNG LADY
OF YOURS.
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TONIGHT?
SHE CAN'T COME.
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BUSY?
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NO. SHE HATES YOU.
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OH, GREAT.
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NOW YOU TWO
DRESS ALIKE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET A ROOM ALREADY?
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MARY, PLEASE
DON'T BE MAD--
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UH, DICK, I'LL
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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MARY, IT SEEMS
I'VE BEEN UNGENTLEMANLY
TOWARD YOU.
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YOU? NO!
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I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU PINCH MY ASS!
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IT'S GOOFY FUN!
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I DESERVE
THAT WITTY BARB,
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BUT IT WOULD
PLEASE ME NO END
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IF YOU WOULD JOIN US
FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
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I COULD MAKE AMENDS.
WE COULD START OVER.
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I DON'T KNOW...
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PLEASE, MARY.
HONOR US WITH
YOUR PRESENCE.
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I...
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YOU...LOOK...
LOVELY!
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OK, I'LL COME!
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MY DAD...IS THE COOLEST DAD
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
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ALISSA!
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ALISSA!
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Girls: AAH!
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TOMMY!
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YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME,
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BUT I DESERVE A CHANCE TO--
MAN, THIS IS REALLY HOT!
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HEY, SOLOMON,
WHY DON'T YOU SEND
YOUR AUNT DOWN HERE
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TO OGLE US,
YOU HORNY GEEK!
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OH, YEAH? WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU
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PUT SOME CLOTHES ON,
YOU...[WEAKLY] SEXY MAMA!
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE GET LOST?
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NO. NO. JUST LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SECOND.
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I DID NOT TELL SALLY
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
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OH, REALLY? SO SHE JUST
DECIDED TO COME DOWN HERE
AND DO IT ON HER OWN?
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YES!
I DON'T NEED SALLY.
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BREAKING UP WITH YOU
IS SOMETHING
I WILL DO MYSELF.
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WHAT?!
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WHEN THE TIME CO--
IF THE TIME COMES!
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT IS SO OVER BETWEEN US.
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AND I'M GIVING YOU BACK
EVERYTHING YOU EVER
GAVE ME!
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YOU--I--
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[WHIMPERS]
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IF ONLY I'D GIVEN
HER THAT TOWEL.
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SO, MARY, TELL ME
MORE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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WHAT DO
YOUR PARENTS DO?
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OH, YOU KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST
AVERAGE RETIREES.
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DAD PLAYS GOLF.
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YEAH. AND HER MOM
LIKES TO GET TANKED
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AND SHOOT AT SQUIRRELS
FROM THE GARDEN WINDOW
WITH A BB GUN.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
LOVE THESE PEOPLE.
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SALLY...
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WE'RE RUNNING LOW
ON THE MINI-QUICHE.
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COULD YOU HEAT UP
ANOTHER BATCH?
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OH, THAT'S NICE.
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ORDER ME AROUND
IN FRONT OF YOUR FATHER.
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BUT JUST YOU WAIT
TILL DADDY'S GONE.
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE WEDGIE OF A LIFETIME!
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I'M TELLING!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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HEY, CITIZENS.
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OH, HI!
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HI, BOYFRIEND.
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HELLO,
MY GENTLE GIANT.
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HEY, HON.
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HEY!
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I BROUGHT YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHIN'
FOR AFTER THE MEAL.
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OH, THANKS.
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"PEOPLE'S EXHIBIT B"?
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IT CAME FROM
A BAKERY WE RAIDED
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THAT WAS A FRONT
FOR A DRUG DEALER.
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SCRAPE OFF
THE POWDERED SUGAR
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BEFORE YOU SERVE IT.
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HEY, JANICE!
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HEY, VICKI!
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD!
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YOU TWO KNOW
EACH OTHER?
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WELL, YEAH.
I MET VICKI
AT THE MALL TODAY.
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WELL, WHAT
A SMALL WORLD!
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YOU KNOW, I WONDER
WHO ELSE I KNOW
KNOWS SOMEONE I KNOW
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THAT I DON'T KNOW
KNOWS THAT PERSON
I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW?
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UH-HUH...
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HEY, VICKI, I HAVE
AN EXTRA TICKET
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TO TOMMY'S
GRADUATION.
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PLEASE TELL ME
YOU'LL COME. PLEASE!
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I DON'T KNOW.
HARRY, ISN'T GRADUATION
SORT OF A FAMILY THING?
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OH, COME ON.
ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
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HEARIN' THE NAMES
OF 500 KIDS READ
IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
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THAT'S NOT JUST FUN
FOR FAMILY.
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THAT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE!
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YOU ARE SO CUTE.
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MMM...
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YES. AND AREN'T YOU
JUST THE PERFECT COUPLE?
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HA HA. HEY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF YOU COME
TO THAT GRADUATION,
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I'M GONNA
TAKE CARE OF YOU.
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I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF YOU REAL GOOD!
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[SLURRING]
YOU'RE A LOT NICER
THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE,
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OLD STONEY, OLD BOY.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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YOUR FRIEND DICK...
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IS THE KINDEST,
MOST INTERESTING MAN
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I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH...
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AND LET ME TELL YOU,
I HAVE BEEN
WITH A LOT OF MEN.
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A LOT.
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OH, REALLY? AHEM.
HOW MANY?
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[DRUNKENLY]
A LADY NEVER TELLS.
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MORE THAN 5?
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EASILY.
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MORE THAN 40?
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NO!
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WAIT.
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YEAH!
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AH. THANKS, DAD.
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IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU
AND MARY GETTING ALONG.
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ISN'T SHE WONDERFUL?
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SHE CERTAINLY
TRIES TO GIVE OFF
THAT IMPRESSION.
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YEP. SHE'S A KEEPER.
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SON, I...WANT YOU
TO BREAK UP WITH HER.
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WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME.
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BUT SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
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SHE'S A SLUT
AND A BOOZER!
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2 QUALITIES
I USUALLY LIKE
IN A WOMAN.
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BUT THAT'S NOT
GOOD ENOUGH
FOR MY SON!
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I CAN'T BREAK UP WITH MARY.
I LOVE HER!
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SORRY, SON.
MY HOUSE, MY RULES.
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BUT THIS IS
MY HOUSE!
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RIGHT. BUT YOUR HOUSE
IS IN MY GALAXY.
I WIN.
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THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!
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IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY
NOW, BUT IN TIME,
YOU'LL THANK ME!
234
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,943
NO WAY!
I'LL NEVER THANK YOU!
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!
235
00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,712
YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!
236
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:12,545
YOU'RE
ON A TIME-OUT!
237
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,547
OHHH!
238
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:21,321
"DEAR DAD,
BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS,
239
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,157
"I'LL BE HALFWAY
TO AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
240
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:28,161
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT
RHYME WITH FENTUCKY."
241
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,264
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU,
I HATE YOU.
242
00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,267
LOVE, DICK.
243
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,503
THIS OUGHTA DO IT.
244
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:39,873
TOMMY!
245
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:40,974
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOIN'?
246
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,943
DAD SAID HE DIDN'T WANT ME
SEEING MARY ANYMORE,
247
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,177
SO I'M RUNNING AWAY
FROM HOME!
248
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,613
YOU'RE WHAT?
YEAH. AND I'M
TAKING HER WITH ME!
249
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,281
DOES MARY KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
250
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,884
NOT EXACTLY.
THAT REMINDS ME--
251
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,786
I FORGOT THE BLINDFOLD
AND THE CHLOROFORM!
252
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,922
COME ON, DICK!
253
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:57,290
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY!
JUST STAND UP
TO THE GUY!
254
00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,525
HE'S JUST YOUR FATHER!
255
00:10:58,558 --> 00:10:59,727
YEAH, BUT FATHERS
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
256
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,594
LOOKED UP TO
AND REVERED!
257
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,331
PLUS, I DON'T WANT
HIM TO GIVE ME
THE BELT.
258
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:07,034
WHAT PLANET HAVE YOU
BEEN LIVING ON
FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS?
259
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,702
KIDS HERE DON'T REVERE
THEIR PARENTS.
260
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,805
THEY DISRESPECT
THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
261
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:12,806
ARE YOU SURE?
262
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,042
YES. TRUST ME.
THIS IS MY AREA.
263
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,778
I KNOW ABOUT
DISRESPECTING FATHERS.
264
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,980
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME
FEEL LIKE CRAP.
265
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,815
SEE THAT?
266
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,516
OH...
267
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,952
GEE, THANKS, TOMMY.
268
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:28,221
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT YOU.
269
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,124
I PROBABLY DON'T
SAY THIS OFTEN
ENOUGH, BUT...
270
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:31,825
I LOVE YOU, SON.
271
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,061
SHUT UP!
272
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,163
JEEZ, YOU ARE GOOD!
273
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,671
NO, YOU ARE IN 24-E,
JANICE.
274
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,773
OK? YOU GO RIGHT ON
DOWN THERE.
275
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:49,076
OK. AND I'M RIGHT HERE.
276
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,110
JANICE, YOU WANT
TO SIT HERE?
277
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,545
NO! HER TICKET
SAYS 24-E,
278
00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:56,716
AND SHE WILL SIT
IN 24-E!
279
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,486
I'M GONNA GET
SOME PROGRAMS.
280
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,354
HI! IS DICK HERE?
281
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,157
GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING
FOR HIM. NICE, HUH?
282
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,459
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT.
IT'S SOMEBODY'S DIPLOMA.
283
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,662
WHY NOT? THERE'S
A WHOLE TABLEFUL OF THEM
OVER THERE.
284
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,464
NOBODY'LL MISS THAT ONE.
285
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,901
BILLY JENKINS WILL.
286
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,370
HARRY, I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT DICK GOT TO BE
HIGH COMMANDER.
287
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,507
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN
THE BIG GIANT HEAD'S SON?
288
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,943
YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
HAVE A MOTHER
OR A FATHER,
289
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:26,246
AND I GOT A GREAT
JOB ON THIS MISSION.
290
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,782
HARRY, YOU'RE
THE FREAKIN' RADIO!
291
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,419
SURE, PICK
ON THE ORPHAN.
292
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,586
YEAH, YEAH.
293
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,856
LOOK,
MAYBE HE MADE DICK
THE HIGH COMMANDER
294
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,926
BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE BEST SECURITY
OFFICER THERE IS.
295
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,260
DAMN RIGHT I AM.
296
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,130
I MEAN, WHO ELSE
BUT ME WOULD BE ABLE
TO FIGURE OUT
297
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,598
THAT VICKI IS UNDER
THE BLEACHERS RIGHT NOW
298
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,001
PREPARING
TO VAPORIZE JANICE?
299
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,169
MMM.
300
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,171
SEE? YEAH,
YOU'RE
A NATURAL.
301
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,073
I WISH I WAS
SMART ENOUGH
TO FIGURE OUT
302
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,209
THAT VICKI'S
DOWN THERE TRYIN'
TO KILL JANICE.
303
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,878
WELL, YOU'RE NOT
SMART ENOUGH,
MY FRIEND.
304
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,745
YEP. I WISH I WAS.
305
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,680
I KNOW YOU DO,
SWEETIE, BUT...
306
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,316
OH, MY GOD!
307
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,220
EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME,
EXCUSE ME!
308
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,789
AH!
309
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,125
HI, JANICE.
310
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,828
[WHISPERING]
Alissa!
311
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,696
Um...
312
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:20,100
HEY, UM, COULD YOU
PASS THIS MESSAGE
DOWN TO ALISSA?
313
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,035
TELL HER THAT I'M
SORRY SHE WAS HURT,
314
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,071
BUT I NEVER TOLD
MY AUNT TO BREAK UP
WITH HER
315
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,874
AND THAT SALLY WILL
NEVER GO NEAR HER
AGAIN.
316
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,142
OK? PASS THAT DOWN.
317
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:33,680
[WHISPERING]
318
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,788
HEY, ALISSA,
TOMMY SAYS
319
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,090
IF YOU EVER COME
NEAR HIM AGAIN,
320
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,425
HIS AUNT SALLY
WILL HURT YOU.
321
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,963
TELL TOMMY
"SCREW YOU."
322
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,839
ALISSA SAYS
"SCREW YOU."
323
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,077
THERE YOU ARE!
324
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,013
NICE CALVES!
325
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,948
BYE-BYE, PRETTY GIRL!
326
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,816
DON'T EVEN TRY IT,
SISTER.
327
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:13,153
OH, YEAH? AND WHO'S
GONNA STOP ME?
328
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,222
ME.
329
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,224
AND THIS...
330
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,059
THIS BIG UNICORN
331
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,794
ICE CUBE!
332
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,704
YOU MELTED MY UNICORN,
YOU BITCH!
333
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,307
YEAH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
334
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,043
YOU'RE NEXT!
335
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,678
NOT SO FAST!
336
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,513
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
337
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,582
HUAH! HUAH! HUAH!
338
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,519
I AM YOUR QUEEN,
339
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:49,789
AND YOU WILL
BOW TO ME!
340
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:50,890
LOWER.
341
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,858
SORRY, MASTER.
342
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,060
LOWER!
I...CAN'T--
343
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:56,363
LOWER!
YEAH, YOU CAN!
344
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,497
HELLO, STONE.
345
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,531
DICK.
346
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,832
YOU REMEMBER MARY...
347
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,503
MY LOVER.
348
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,504
OF COURSE.
349
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,074
I JUST DIDN'T
EXPECT TO SEE
HER HERE.
350
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,808
OH, I WOULDN'T MISS THIS
FOR THE WORLD.
351
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,844
OF COURSE SHE WOULDN'T.
SHE'S MY LOVER!
352
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,281
LIGHTEN UP.
353
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,117
I REALLY ENJOYED
TALKING TO YOU
LAST NIGHT, STONE.
354
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,919
I'M SURPRISED
YOU EVEN REMEMBER
THE CONVERSATION.
355
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,454
YOU LEAVE HER ALONE,
YOU BIG BULLY!
356
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,889
DICK!
WELL, HE IS.
357
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,856
YOU KNOW,
HE'S SO SWEET!
358
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,558
SWEET? HE WANTS ME
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
359
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,960
DICK!
WHAT?
YEAH.
360
00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,229
HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
361
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,165
OH, I DON'T THINK
HE MEANT THAT.
DID YOU, STONE?
362
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,767
MARY, I THINK
YOU'RE A PERFECTLY
GOOD GIRLFRIEND
363
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,437
FOR, SAY...
THE BEER DELIVERY
GUY.
364
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,309
OH, STONE! HA HA HA!
365
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,045
OH, THAT REMINDS ME
OF SOMETHING
THAT NIETZCHE ONCE SAID.
366
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,446
WHAT WAS IT? UM...
367
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,781
DU BIST EIN ESEL.
|
WHAT?
368
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,617
YOU'RE AN ASS!
369
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,555
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I LOVE YOUR NEW
HAIR COLOR.
370
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,223
REALLY?
371
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,824
HELLO, VICKI.
372
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:58,825
HARRY.
373
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,893
I'M THE ONE
YOU WANT, VICKI.
374
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,729
AND YOU
CAN HAVE ME.
375
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,596
YOU MEAN IT?
376
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,132
THAT'S RIGHT!
377
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,268
IT'S LUNCHTIME
IN THE HOT
AND NASTY DINER.
378
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,870
TODAY'S SPECIAL...
379
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,906
HARRY LOAF!
380
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:14,874
THAT'S IT.
381
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:15,908
AAH!
382
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,510
HA!
383
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,547
HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME
WITH YOUR FLESH!
384
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,283
THAT'S WHAT IT'S
THERE FOR.
385
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,918
I'LL TAKE IT
FROM HERE,
SECURITY OFFICER.
386
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,822
GOOD WORK...
387
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,325
RADIO.
388
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,793
OH, VICKI,
LOOK AT YOU.
389
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,195
YOU'RE HURTING ME.
390
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,996
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE HUMAN!
391
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,165
I DID IT BECAUSE
I LOVE YOU, HARRY.
392
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,932
WELL, IF YOU REALLY
LOVE ME,
393
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:43,770
YOU'LL JUST
LET ME BE HAPPY
WITH JANICE.
394
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,338
I'M SO SORRY.
395
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,407
OH...VICKI,
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?!
396
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,077
WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVIN'
UP THERE WITH HIM!
397
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:53,246
I MEAN, AT LEAST ON EARTH
I COULD FILL THE VOID
IN MY SOUL
398
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,783
WITH MALT LIQUOR
AND VELVEETA.
399
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,652
CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS,
HARRY?
400
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,421
WELL...OK.
401
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,789
OK!
402
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,226
MMM...YEAH.
403
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,261
BY THE WAY,
VICKI,
404
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,163
FRIENDS DON'T
USUALLY...
405
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,164
CUP EACH OTHER'S
BUTTS
406
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,999
DURING EMOTIONALLY
VULNERABLE MOMENTS
LIKE THIS.
407
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,467
OH, RIGHT.
JUST FOR THE FUTURE.
408
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,968
IT MAKES SENSE!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
409
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,041
THANKS.
410
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,111
THANK YOU.
411
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,279
"PRINCIPAL GRESCHNER,
FACULTY,
412
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:29,616
"HONORED GUESTS,
LUNCH LADIES,
413
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:33,420
"WEIRD OLD GUY
IN THE RAINCOAT...
414
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,323
"WHAT DOES IT MEAN
TO BE VALEDICTORIAN?
415
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,291
"FOR MANY, BEING FIRST
IN ONE'S CLASS
416
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,828
"IS A DISTINCTION
THAT DEFINES THEIR FUTURES.
417
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,830
BUT FOR ME..."
418
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:47,400
IT MEANS SQUAT
BECAUSE I DON'T
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
419
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,436
OH, MY GOD.
420
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,238
THAT'S RIGHT, ALISSA.
421
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,840
BEING FIRST IN MY CLASS
PALES IN COMPARISON
422
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,742
TO BEING FIRST
IN YOUR HEART.
423
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:59,746
SO...WHAT I'LL REMEMBER MOST
ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE
424
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,814
IS OUR TIME TOGETHER...
425
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,651
OUR LONG WALKS
AFTER SCHOOL,
426
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,787
DOING HOMEWORK
IN THE COFFEE HOUSE,
427
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,890
THAT DAY IN THE PARK
WHEN IT RAINED.
428
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,126
OH, TOMMY.
429
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,263
AND, UM...I THINK
I'LL REMEMBER MOST
430
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,498
THAT TIME THAT WE FOOLED AROUND
ON YOUR PARENTS' BED
431
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,467
WHEN THEY WERE
OUT OF TOWN.
432
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:27,207
ALISSA...PLEASE
TAKE ME BACK.
433
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,442
GO TO HELL!
434
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,414
LONG LIVE ROCK!
435
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,449
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
436
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,390
HEY, SPORT.
437
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,058
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO SAY TO YOU.
438
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,961
WHAT HAPPENED
TO US?
439
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,563
REMEMBER
THE JAZZ CLUB?
440
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:54,000
* SCOOBY DOOBY DOOBY
DOOBY DOOBY DOO *
441
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,635
WE WERE SUCH PALS!
442
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,538
THAT WAS
BEFORE I FOUND OUT
YOU WERE MY FATHER.
443
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,674
WELL, HOW DOES
BEING FAMILY
CHANGE EVERYTHING?
444
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,210
IT JUST DOES!
HOW?
445
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,112
WELL, IF YOU DON'T KNOW,
I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU!
446
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,148
YOU DON'T KNOW,
DO YOU?
447
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,018
WHY DID YOU EVEN
HAVE ME?
448
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,087
YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
449
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,192
BUT...BUT,
THE GREATEST MISTAKE
I EVER MADE!
450
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,028
REALLY?
451
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,796
OH, LISTEN, SON.
452
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,333
IF THAT LITTLE TRAMP
MARY ALBRIGHT
MAKES YOU HAPPY,
453
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,134
SO BE IT!
YOU HAVE
MY BLESSING!
454
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,369
YOU MEAN IT?
455
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,604
YES. I REALLY THINK
SHE'S A TRAMP.
456
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,573
NO. I MEAN ABOUT
YOUR BLESSING!
457
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,576
OH!
458
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,111
RIGHT. YOU BET.
459
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,047
THANKS, DAD.
460
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,417
HEY!
461
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,619
YOU WANNA HAVE
A CATCH?
462
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,588
SURE.
463
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,812
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY.
WHENEVER THE BIG
GIANT HEAD LEFT BEFORE,
464
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,314
I'D FEEL RELIEVED.
465
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,916
BUT NOW THAT I KNOW
HE'S MY FATHER,
466
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,085
I FEEL ESPECIALLY
RELIEVED.
467
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:21,788
WELL, IT MUST
BE NICE TO KNOW
468
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,955
WHERE YOU COME
FROM.
469
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,091
YEAH, TO FIND OUT
WHO YOUR FAMILY IS.
470
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,394
I ALREADY KNOW
WHO MY FAMILY IS.
471
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:31,197
IT'S NOT SOME GUY
WHO WALTZES IN AND CALLS
HIMSELF "FATHER."
472
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,065
IT'S THE PEOPLE
I LET INTO MY LIFE,
473
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,868
THE PEOPLE I TRUST
AND LOVE.
474
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,169
WHOA...
475
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,407
I'D LIKE TO MEET
THOSE PEOPLE!
476
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,941
THEY SURE SOUND
NICE.
477
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,943
NO, HARRY,
I MEAN ALL OF YOU.
478
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,779
NO, I DON'T
THINK SO.
479
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,448
OH! HEY, BY THE WAY, DICK,
480
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,050
WHAT DID YOU EVER DO
WITH THAT ELECTRIC CURLER
481
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,819
DEMOLECULARIZER
THINGY?
482
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,722
OH, DON'T WORRY.
IT'S SAFE.
YEAH, TRUST ME.
483
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,090
IT'S SOMEWHERE WHERE
NO ONE WILL EVER
FIND IT.
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