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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:09,843 HEY, TOMMY, HOW WAS SCHOOL? 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,212 TERRIBLE. 3 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,713 I GOT HAULED INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE 4 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,014 BECAUSE OF MY GRADES. 5 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,783 WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU? 6 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:18,986 HE MADE ME VALEDICTORIAN. 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,489 APPARENTLY, I HAVE THE BEST GRADES IN THE SCHOOL, DAMN IT. 8 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,790 BUT YOU BARELY EVER GO TO CLASS. 9 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:25,025 I KNOW. 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:28,062 THAT'S HOW STUPID EVERYONE ELSE IS. DAMN IT! 11 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,097 THAT WAS AWESOME! 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,131 IT WAS SO GREAT. 13 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,233 OH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME COME WITH YOU, JANICE. 14 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,667 ANYTIME, SALLY. 15 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,003 IT IS SO COOL TO FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER WOMAN AROUND 16 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,505 TO DO GIRL THINGS WITH. 17 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,606 WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:42,176 CHASIN' HOBOS OUT OF THE FREIGHT YARD. 19 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,744 HI, HARRY. 20 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,114 HELLO, JANICE. 21 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,315 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 22 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,749 I WAS KISSIN' YOU GOOD-BYE 23 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:52,986 AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF KISSIN' YOU HELLO. 24 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,555 SO, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? 25 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,024 WELL, AT FIRST I WAS PLAYIN' HARD-TO-GET. 26 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,426 BUT NOW... 27 00:00:58,459 --> 00:01:02,330 I'M PLAYIN' PARALYZED BY INSECURITY. 28 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:04,632 THAT'S TOO BAD. 29 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,635 WELL, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU ALL. 30 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,270 HARRY. 31 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,539 NICE SEEING YOU, TOO, JANICE. 32 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,742 JANICE? 33 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:19,713 MY GOD, THAT'S THE BIGGEST COP I'VE EVER SEEN. 34 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,215 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 35 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,783 DICK, OF COURSE THEY DO. 36 00:01:22,816 --> 00:01:24,084 HARRY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 37 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:24,985 DON'T YOU WANT HER? 38 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:25,819 OH, YEAH, SO BAD. 39 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:26,920 THEN GO GET HER. 40 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,223 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. 41 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,759 I MEAN--AGGGGHHHH! 42 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,928 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 43 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,964 THE BIG GIANT HEAD AND HIS QUEEN 44 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,532 WILL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY 45 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,434 FOR THEIR FIRST APPEARANCE ON EARTH 46 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,602 AS HUSBAND AND WIFE. 47 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:42,836 THEY'RE COMING TODAY!? 48 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,672 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE, 49 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:48,909 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MR. AND MRS... 50 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,745 BIG GIANT HEAD! 51 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,692 EVERYBODY, PLEASE... 52 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:08,028 JOIN THE COUPLE OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR. 53 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,732 * SUNRISE, SUNSET 54 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:14,502 * SUNRISE, SUNSET 55 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,505 * SWIFTLY BLOW THE YEARS 56 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,947 OH, IT IS SO GREAT TO BE BACK. 57 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,449 WE WOULD'VE BROUGHT THE BABY, 58 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:05,686 BUT SPACE TRAVEL IS REALLY HARD WHEN YOU'RE TEETHING. 59 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,620 HE'S WITH THE NANNY. 60 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,423 NICE ROBOT. 61 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,825 I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 62 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,661 MAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS 63 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,963 BE HAPPILY MARRIED FOR ALL ETERNITY. 64 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,130 OHH. 65 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:19,099 THANK YOU, DICK. BUT COME ON, I'M MARRIED. 66 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,202 ETERNITY'S THE LAST THING I WANT. 67 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:24,572 HEY, HEY, HEY, STONE. 68 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,207 WHEN IS HE GONNA STOP? 69 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:30,143 BREATHING. 70 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,979 VICKI, HOW'S SPACE? 71 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:34,815 WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW WHERE I WAS LIVING, 72 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:37,885 LET'S JUST SAY THANK GOD IN SPACE 73 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:42,189 NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM. 74 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,691 SHE REALLY CLASSED THINGS UP. 75 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:48,128 SHE REDID THE DEATH CHAMBER IN ORANGE SHAG CARPET. 76 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,899 I MEAN, IT WAS SO DRAB, I WANTED TO DIE. 77 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,301 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DYING IN THERE FOR YEARS. 78 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,504 NOBODY COMPLAINED UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG. 79 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:59,273 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY CUTE TOGETHER. 80 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,942 DICK, WHERE CAN WE HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION? 81 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,712 HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 82 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,582 JOIN ME IN THE KITCHEN. 83 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,251 DOES ANYONE HERE DO A GOOD IMPRESSION OF ME? 84 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:14,722 NO, BUT I DO AN AWESOME BETTE MIDLER. 85 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,926 SO, UH... 86 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,828 WHAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO EARTH, SIR? 87 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,330 AN EXTENDED HONEYMOON? 88 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,764 THE HONEYMOON IS OVER. 89 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,232 THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? 90 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,736 START SAVING THESE BOX TOPS. I WANT THIS BOOMERANG. 91 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,405 YES, SIR. 92 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,241 SIT DOWN. 93 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,409 HOW ARE YOU? 94 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,244 YOU'RE ASKING HOW I AM? 95 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,746 HOW DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE? 96 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,648 I THINK YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 97 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,483 I'M PROUD OF YOU. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT? 98 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:46,320 UH, NO. YOU HAVE THREATENED TO KILL ME, THOUGH. 99 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,021 WELL, THAT WAS A MISTAKE. I'M SORRY. 100 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,757 I'D LIKE TO MAKE UP FOR THAT. 101 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,159 I'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 102 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,427 GET TO KNOW ME, SIR? 103 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,695 YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 104 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:56,063 THINGS YOU WOULDN'T DREAM OF TELLING 105 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,299 THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO OF YOURS. 106 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,301 DICK, TONIGHT YOU'RE TAKING ME OUT FOR DRINKS. 107 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,169 TONIGHT? 108 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:05,038 I--I WOULD LOVE TO ACCOMPANY YOU, SIR, 109 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,642 BUT I HAVE A DATE WITH THAT FROSTY LITTLE BIMBO. 110 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:09,710 CANCEL. 111 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,913 WELL, PERHAPS FROSTY COULD COME WITH US. 112 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,583 NO. YOU AND ME. ALONE. 113 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,584 ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME? 114 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,352 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 115 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,954 YOU'RE MY DESIGNATED DRIVER. 116 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,061 COME ON, PUSH IT, DONNIE. 117 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,497 NOT A PROBLEM. 118 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,064 YOU GOT 3 MORE? 119 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,265 I GOT 10 MORE. 120 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:36,570 [GRUNTING] 121 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,138 HELLO, JANICE. 122 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,172 HARRY. 123 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:42,142 UHHH! 124 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,977 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU. 125 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,312 AND I YOU. 126 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,815 HELP! 127 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:50,317 I'M HERE TO ASK YOU OUT ON A PROPER DATE. 128 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,919 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 129 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:55,022 CRACKED RIBS. 130 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,189 SO IS THAT A YES? 131 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,559 I CAN'T BREATHE! 132 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,060 YES, OF COURSE. 133 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,930 I'M COMIN', GRANDMA! 134 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:08,702 DICK, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR-- 135 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,605 [MOANING] 136 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,240 MY GOD, DICK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 137 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,843 I'M BURNING UP, MARY. I CAN'T HOLD ANYTHING DOWN. 138 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,578 I WAS THROWING UP ALL NIGHT. 139 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:20,013 I DON'T THINK I CAN GO OUT. 140 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,381 OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE, 141 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,816 I'LL STAY HOME AND TAKE CARE OF YOU. 142 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,317 NO, MARY, GO! 143 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,986 SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU GET WHATEVER I-- 144 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,221 DICK, LET'S HIT THE TOWN. 145 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,824 STONE PHILLIPS! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 146 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,160 HE-HE'S HERE TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL. 147 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:34,127 THE HOSPITAL? 148 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,664 WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A JAZZ CLUB. 149 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,098 CLUB? 150 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,600 YOU'RE NOT REALLY SICK, ARE YOU? 151 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:42,335 HOW CAN YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE? 152 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:44,237 QUICK, MARY, THE CAT'S ON FIRE. 153 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,673 PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! 154 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,374 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 155 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,513 [COUGH COUGH COUGH] 156 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:00,621 TOMMY, I REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE VALEDICTORY SPEECH. 157 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,622 IT'S FINE. 158 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,390 LET US HEAR IT. 159 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,257 WANT TO HEAR IT? 160 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,393 YEAH. 161 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,028 "FELLOW CLASSMATES, 162 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:12,032 LONG LIVE ROCK." 163 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:14,468 YOU KNOW, YOU HAD ME... 164 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,904 AND THEN YOU LOST ME. 165 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:20,240 BUT THEN YOU HAD ME AGAIN. 166 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,875 TOMMY, YOU SHOULD JUST WRITE WHAT YOU FEEL. 167 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,344 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FEEL. WHAT DO YOU FEEL? 168 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:26,446 WELL... 169 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,348 I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING... 170 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,017 TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO OLD FRIENDS, 171 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,451 MAKE NEW ONES. 172 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,620 IT'S THE END OF AN ERA, 173 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,054 AND NO MATTER HOW CLOSE WE'VE BECOME, 174 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,223 IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 175 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:39,593 MAN, THAT'S HARSH. 176 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,261 SORRY, BUT WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, 177 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,531 THIS CHAPTER OF OUR LIVES IS OVER. 178 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,265 I GOTTA GO. 179 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,635 SEE YOU LATER. 180 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,070 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 181 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,405 I'M GONNA GO READ SOME CHURCHILL FOR INSPIRATION. 182 00:07:52,439 --> 00:07:53,774 OH, REALLY? 183 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,944 NAH. I'M GONNA GO GET SOME FRIES. 184 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,512 DID YOU HEAR WHAT ALISSA JUST SAID? 185 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:01,281 OH, WELL, YOU MEAN ABOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE AND MOVIN' ON 186 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,516 AND MEETIN' OTHER PEOPLE? 187 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,585 HARRY, SHE'S GONNA DUMP HIS ASS. 188 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,620 OH, MY GOD! 189 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,055 AND RIGHT BEFORE GRADUATION? 190 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,791 POOR TOMMY. THE KID DOESN'T EVEN SEE IT COMIN'. 191 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:13,594 AND THERE'S NOTHIN' WE CAN DO. 192 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:17,130 WE'RE POWERLESS AGAINST ALISSA. 193 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:20,701 NO, WE'RE NOT. 194 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:21,769 WE'RE NOT? 195 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,772 LOOK, SHE'S JUST AN EVIL LITTLE TEENAGER. 196 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:28,576 AND I AM AN INTERGALACTIC FORCE FOR GOOD. 197 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,413 LONG LIVE ROCK! 198 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,253 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 199 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,826 YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKIN' MAN, YOU KNOW THAT? 200 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,528 AND YOU'RE BIG. BIG. HOW'D YOU GET SO BIG? 201 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,798 I--I--I--I--I-- 202 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:54,067 AND I LIKE YOU. WE'RE HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, AREN'T WE? 203 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,268 YOU LIGHT UP THE ROOM. 204 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,604 THANK YOU, SIR. SO DO YOU. 205 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,739 THANK YOU. 206 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,874 YOU'RE TENSE. DON'T BE SO TENSE. 207 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,409 I'M TENSE, TOO. 208 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,445 MY MARRIAGE IS A CHARADE. 209 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:07,715 I'M SO LONELY. 210 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:12,285 SIR, WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS? 211 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,855 I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF ME. 212 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,457 YOUR RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, SIR. 213 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,059 THE UNIVERSE HAS NEVER BEEN CLEANER. 214 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,828 NOT MY JOB. ME, THE MAN. 215 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,795 I THINK YOU'RE SWELL, SIR. 216 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,831 HE THINKS I'M SWELL! 217 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,299 WELL, THANK YOU, SPARKY. 218 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,367 LET'S HAVE SOME FUN. FUN? 219 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,703 I'M GONNA TALK TO THE BANDLEADER. 220 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,171 BANDLEADER! 221 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:32,606 Mrs. Dubcek: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 222 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,842 SORRY ABOUT THAT LAST SONG. MY MIKE CRAPPED OUT. 223 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:38,245 IT DIDN'T CRAP OUT. I UNPLUGGED IT. 224 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,412 HIT IT! 225 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,413 [MUSIC PLAYS] 226 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,783 * SOMEWHERE THERE'S MUSIC 227 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:44,985 * HOW FAINT THE TUNE 228 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,520 * SOMEWHERE THERE'S HEAVEN 229 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,256 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 230 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,357 HEY, DICK, COME ON UP HERE. 231 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,225 HEY, HIT THAT MAN WITH THE SPOTLIGHT. 232 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,460 COME ON UP HERE, DICKIE. 233 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,763 COME ON, BOY. COME ON UP HERE. 234 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,397 ATTABOY. 235 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,167 * THAT YOU LOVE ME AS I LOVE YOU * 236 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,571 [SCAT SINGING] 237 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,207 [SCAT SINGING] 238 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:15,482 [BOTH SCAT SINGING] 239 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,820 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 240 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,355 YEAH! YEAH! 241 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,557 LET'S HEAR IT FOR SPARKY! 242 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,135 HEY, HARRY. 243 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:38,005 OOH, HEY, VICKI. 244 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,909 I CAN'T SLEEP. 245 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,744 YOU KNOW WHAT WORKS FOR ME? 246 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:47,414 GOIN' TO BED. 247 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,916 SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEIN' QUEEN, VICKI? 248 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,518 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT ITS PERKS. 249 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,420 I GET A LOT OF PRESENTS. 250 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,422 LIKE THIS HAIR CURLER THING. 251 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,423 WOW. 252 00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:00,560 YEAH. IT ADDS A LOT OF BOUNCE TO MY HAIR. 253 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,529 AND THEN IT ALSO DEMOLECULARIZES 254 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:07,634 ANY POOR BASTARD WHO TRIES TO CROSS ME. 255 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,839 GOOD REASON TO TIP YOUR HAIRDRESSER. 256 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,273 OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, 257 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,609 BEIN' QUEEN DOES HAVE ITS DOWNSIDE. 258 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,945 I MEAN... 259 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:22,950 STONE AND I HAVE NOT HAD INTIMATE RELATIONS IN QUITE SOME TIME NOW. 260 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,954 YOU MEAN, BECAUSE UP THERE YOU'RE JUST A PURPLE TUBE? 261 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:30,557 WELL, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE. 262 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:35,662 YOU KNOW, I--I JUST-- I MISS INTIMACY, HARRY. 263 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,898 I MISS FONDLING. 264 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,300 I--I MISS...SEX! 265 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,469 OHH! 266 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,871 SO, HOW'S THIS THING WORK? 267 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,840 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO. 268 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:50,510 BABY, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE. 269 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,445 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 270 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,915 I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE. 271 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,850 [GIGGLES] 272 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:01,221 I WONDER IF YOU CAN THINK OF A WAY... 273 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,691 TO SAY "THANK YOU." 274 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,060 UM...YES. 275 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,362 THANK YOU. 276 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,837 HEY, ALISSA. 277 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:17,938 HI, SALLY. 278 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,106 YOU GOT A COUPLE OF MINUTES? 279 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,240 I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO ENGLISH CLASS. 280 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,174 THIS'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND. 281 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,843 OK. 282 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,677 LISTEN, TOMMY'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 283 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:25,645 WHAT? 284 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,947 YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. IT'S THE END OF AN ERA. 285 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,882 TIME TO MEET OTHER PEOPLE. 286 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:29,950 OH, NO, THAT'S JUST-- 287 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,185 WHAT YOU WERE FEELING. I KNOW, IT'S COOL. 288 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,087 OPEN A NEW CHAPTER. BUT JUST REMEMBER THIS. 289 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:38,758 THE LAST CHAPTER ENDED WITH TOMMY BREAKING UP WITH YOU. 290 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,760 WHY ISN'T HE TELLING ME THIS HIMSELF? 291 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,863 ALISSA, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 292 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:46,533 MOVE ON TO ENGLISH! MOVE. 293 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,836 HEY. YOU WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY? 294 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,570 HUH? YOU WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY?! 295 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,973 ANYBODY WANT TO MESS WITH TOMMY?! 296 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,045 ALL RIGHT. 297 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,580 WHEN LIGHT HITS THE SURFACE OF WATER, 298 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:05,118 HOW CAN WE DETERMINE THE ANGLE AT WHICH IT ENTERS... 299 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,787 THE WATER? 300 00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,957 THAT DEPENDS ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 301 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,827 NO, YOU CLOD. 302 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:16,663 WAIT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 303 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,531 IT DOES DEPEND ON THE ANGLE OF INCIDENCE. 304 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:19,532 YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING. 305 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,334 YEAH, THAT DETERMINES THE ANGLE OF REFRACTION. 306 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,602 YOU SAID "REFRACTION!" 307 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,571 MY GOD, YOU'RE GETTING THIS. 308 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,306 PLEASE, STAY WITH ME HERE. 309 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,675 OH, DICK, THERE YOU ARE. 310 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,077 STONE, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 311 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,012 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I'M GETTING THROUGH TO THEM. 312 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:32,946 THEY'RE ACTUALLY LEARNING. 313 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,716 THAT'S GREAT. CLASS DISMISSED. 314 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:39,086 WAIT. ARE WE ALLOWED TO LEAVE? 315 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,422 I DON'T KNOW. I KIND OF TRUST THAT GUY. 316 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,391 WH-WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? 317 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,059 DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS 318 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,794 TO BE KING OF THE UNIVERSE? 319 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,796 I IMAGINE IT'S KIND OF A HASSLE. 320 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,465 NOW EVERYBODY SAYS, "LOOK AT THAT BIG WHEEL WITH HIS TROPHY WIFE. 321 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,200 I'D LIKE TO BE LIKE HIM." 322 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,502 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 323 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,971 THIS BIG WHEEL'S LIFE IS A WRECK. 324 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,772 IT'S A TRAGIC COMEDY. IT'S A FARCE! 325 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:04,044 WELL, IT'S ALL GOOD. 326 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,513 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING IN MY LIFE THAT MEANS ANYTHING AT ALL. 327 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,381 YOU! 328 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,889 SO WHERE SHOULD I TAKE JANICE ON OUR DATE? 329 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,190 IT DEPENDS. YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE, 330 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,491 YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER? 331 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:22,495 WELL, I WANT TO GET JIGGY WITH IT. 332 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,298 BUT ON A BUDGET. 333 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,699 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE JANICE WHERE I TOOK SALLY 334 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,001 ON OUR FIRST DATE? 335 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,736 YEAH, THE SEAFOOD HUT. 336 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,939 IT WAS GREAT. WE HAD A BUCKET OF STEAMERS, 337 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,206 A COUPLE OF COLD BEERS. 338 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,574 YEAH, AND AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 339 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,011 BOTH OF US HAD CRABS. 340 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,848 THAT DIDN'T SOUND EXACTLY RIGHT, SALLY. 341 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,852 DON, WE HAD CRABS, AND YOU KNOW IT. 342 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,520 I GOTTA GO. 343 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,090 THERE'S A CAR STOLEN EVERY 15 MINUTES, 344 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,692 AND THE GUY WHO'S DOIN' IT HAS TO BE STOPPED. 345 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,994 HAVE FUN. 346 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,395 HEY! 347 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,796 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 348 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,897 WHY, YOU LOOKIN' FOR HIM? 349 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,699 BIG GIANT HEAD! BIG GIANT HEAD! 350 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,800 NO, NO, SHH! 351 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,202 I DON'T MIND. BIG GIANT HEAD! 352 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,671 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM. 353 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,606 I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HIM. 354 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:07,707 WHAT'S THE MATTER, DICK? 355 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,009 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE, LIKE, BEST FRIENDS. 356 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:13,613 NO, HE'S BECOME THIS CLINGY, NEEDY, SOBBING MESS. 357 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,582 I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE USED TO HAVE, 358 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,550 WHEN I WAS HIS SUCK-ASS LACKEY 359 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,653 LIVING IN PERPETUAL FEAR. 360 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:21,989 YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 361 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,091 WHO WANTS TO GO BACK TO THE JAZZ CLUB AND IS NAMED DICK? 362 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,259 DICK DOES! 363 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,561 COME ON, DICK, LET'S GO. 364 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,268 THIS IS SO NICE. 365 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,705 MMM, WELL, YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN HERE WORKIN' OUT, 366 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:43,110 I FIGURED YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO EAT IN HERE, TOO. 367 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,278 YOU'RE A SPECIAL GUY, HARRY. 368 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:49,149 AND YOU SMELL LIKE SWEAT, JANICE. 369 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,617 THAT'S PROBABLY THE GYM. 370 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,620 DON'T TRY AND PLAY IT DOWN. 371 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,189 YOU KNOW, IN EVERY GYM, THERE'S ALWAYS 2 TYPES OF GUYS. 372 00:15:56,223 --> 00:16:00,360 YOU GOT THE BIG, STRAPPING MAN WITH THE WEIGHT BELT 373 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,828 AND THE SCRAWNY LITTLE GUY 374 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,198 WHO CAN'T GET HIS QUARTER OUT OF THE JUICE MACHINE. 375 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,201 I PREFER THE SCRAWNY GUY. 376 00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:12,272 WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 377 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,442 I GUESS I'LL BE GOIN', THEN. 378 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,444 HARRY... 379 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,512 YOU'RE THE SCRAWNY GUY. 380 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,482 OH! 381 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,351 WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND? 382 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,685 YOUR BOYFRIEND? 383 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,587 WELL...UM... 384 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:32,025 IF I SAY NO, WILL YOU HURT ME? 385 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,094 WELL... 386 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,463 MAYBE. 387 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,231 WELL, IN THAT CASE, 388 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,134 NO. 389 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:44,137 OOH! 390 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,506 [PURRS] 391 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,814 [SCAT SINGING] 392 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,782 [MONOTONE] * YABBA YABBA YABBA 393 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:59,719 [SCATTING] 394 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:03,623 * YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA YABBA * 395 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:10,097 * HOW HIGH THE MOON 396 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,869 [SPARSE APPLAUSE] 397 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,606 TOUGH CROWD. 398 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,840 YABBA. 399 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,779 [BELL RINGS] 400 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,749 WHERE'S YOUR AUNT SALLY, SOLOMON? 401 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:30,817 S-SALLY? 402 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:31,618 HOW'D YOU OPEN YOUR LOCKER 403 00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,420 WITHOUT YOUR AUNT SALLY HELPIN' YOU? 404 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,654 I KNOW THE COMBINATION. 405 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,156 WHY ARE YOU CARRYING YOUR OWN BOOKS? 406 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:40,293 YEAH, DON'T YOU NEED YOUR AUNT SALLY TO CARRY 'EM FOR YOU? 407 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,330 WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT? 408 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,966 HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHY EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT SALLY? 409 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,369 THAT'S FOR YOU! 410 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:53,740 AND THAT'S FOR SALLY. 411 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,908 YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. 412 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,282 BYE, JANICE. 413 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,016 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 414 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,719 NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST. 415 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,589 NO, YOU HANG UP--HELLO. 416 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:10,590 OHHH. 417 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,491 SHE HUNG UP. 418 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,760 ALL RIGHT, HARRY. I'VE TRIED TO BE SUBTLE, 419 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,762 I'VE TRIED TO BE SEDUCTIVE, 420 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,097 AND I'VE TRIED TO BE INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS. 421 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:18,965 ABOUT WHAT? 422 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,533 I WANT YOU, BABY. I WANT YOU NOW! 423 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,302 NO! WAIT! STOP! NOW! 424 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,270 I'LL STOP. 425 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,205 I'LL STOP WHEN WE'RE FINISHED, BABY. 426 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,740 [KISSING] 427 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:38,318 VICKI, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. 428 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,953 WHAT? 429 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,190 WELL...HARRY, YOU DON'T-- 430 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,925 YOU DON'T LIKE HER AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE ME, DO YOU? 431 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,994 OH, NO. 432 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,929 MORE. 433 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,770 THE QUEEN... 434 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,073 IS...PISSED. 435 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,380 IS THIS SHIRT SLUTTY GOOD OR SLUTTY BAD? 436 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,081 HEY, GIRL! 437 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,017 VICKI, HI! 438 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:11,984 YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 439 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,052 YEAH! 440 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,155 HARRY AND VICKI USED TO SLEEP TOGETHER! 441 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,926 AND JANICE IS HARRY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 442 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,397 HOW YOU DOIN'? 443 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,498 HI. 444 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,399 WOW! 445 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,135 TWO WOMEN WHO BOTH SLEPT WITH HARRY 446 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,804 BUMPIN' INTO EACH OTHER AT THE DISCOUNT RACK! 447 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,341 HOW COOL IS THAT? HUH? 448 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,447 MAN, IT'S COOL! 449 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,782 SEE YOU, VICKI. 450 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,786 YEAH. BYE, VICKI. 451 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,588 NO, GOOD-BYE TO YOU, 452 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,790 JAN-ISSSSSSS! 453 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,497 I MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO STONE 454 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,966 YOU ARE MY HIGHEST PRIORITY. 455 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,668 SO HE'S NOT GOING TO BE HERE TONIGHT? 456 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,271 NO. I'VE CLEVERLY DISGUISED A PILLOW 457 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,738 IN MY HOUSE AS ME. 458 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,941 HE'S PROBABLY TALKING TO IT AS WE SPEAK. 459 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,110 WHAT IS GOING ON BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 460 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,879 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DISGUISE A PILLOW 461 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,146 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH HIM? 462 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,147 I KNOW IT'S SICK. 463 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,084 OH, IT'S REALLY SICK. 464 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:18,985 DICK! 465 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:19,919 OH, NO. OH, NO. 466 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,788 OH, DICK! 467 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,755 I WALKED INTO YOUR BEDROOM. 468 00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,625 I THOUGHT YOU'D STOPPED BREATHING. 469 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,328 I WORE MYSELF OUT TRYING TO REVIVE YOU. 470 00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,430 AND THEN I TOOK A NAP ON YOU. 471 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,931 THEN I AWOKE COMPLETELY REFRESHED 472 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,033 AND READY FOR OUR EVENING. 473 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,868 OH, SAY, I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING. 474 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,406 SEND HERS BACK. IT LOOKS AWFUL. 475 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,107 I'M GOING TO THE REST ROOM. 476 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,642 I'M GOING TO STAND ON THE TOILET 477 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,411 AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. 478 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,012 WHAT'S WITH HER? 479 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,580 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 480 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,681 I MAY BE A WHALE OF A FRIEND, 481 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,816 BUT THAT DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU 482 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,151 TO STICK TO ME LIKE A PATHETIC BARNACLE. 483 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,822 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PROBLEMS YOU'RE HAVING WITH YOUR WIFE, 484 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,056 YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISES, 485 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,159 OR YOUR INEXPLICABLE DESIRE TO BEFRIEND ME. 486 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,994 ZAP ME TO OBLIVION IF YOU WANT, 487 00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:06,232 BUT SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER SING ANOTHER JAZZ STANDARD WITH YOU! 488 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:06,799 DICK, STOP! 489 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,401 NO, YOU STOP! 490 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,336 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 491 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,504 WHY ARE YOU SO FASCINATED BY ME? 492 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,205 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GET SO CLOSE? 493 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,541 HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? 494 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,142 WHY, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BIG GIANT HEAD? 495 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,979 NO! BECAUSE I AM... 496 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,883 YOUR FATHER. 33210

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