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I'M TELLIN' YOU, SALLY,
THE NEW BOND PICTURE'S
AT THE $2.00 THEATER.
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I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST CAN'T
GET USED TO BOND
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BEING PLAYED
BY ANYBODY BUT
TIMOTHY DALTON.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD GO SEE
THAT NEW IMAX MOVIE--
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THE SECRET LIFE
OF CATS.
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OH, YEAH.
THE--THE SCREEN IS HUGE.
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IT'S A 50-FOOT CAT,
AND YOU ARE...
THE MOUSE.
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I SWEAR
IT'LL BE FUN.
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OH, HOW COULD IT NOT?
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HEY, WHERE'S
RUTHERFORD BARBIE
TAKIN' YOU NOW?
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WE'RE GOIN' TO THE MALL.
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IT'S SPRING PULLOVER MADNESS
AT P.J. HARVEY'S.
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SPRING PULLOVERS?
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
THEIR TWIN SETS?
THEY'RE ADORABLE.
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WITH
THE NUBBY V-NECK?
SO COOL!
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EXCUSE ME, BUT
THE TWO OF YOU HATE
EACH OTHER. REMEMBER?
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THOSE WOULD LOOK
SO GREAT ON YOU.
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MAYBE IF I HAD
YOUR HAIR.
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OH, MY GOD.
I'D TRADE FOR
YOUR HAIR ANY DAY.
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YES, WELL,
THAT'S ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR TODAY.
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
BYE-BYE.
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CAN WE COME
WITH YOU GUYS?
NO.
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LET'S NOT
SURE!
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OH, GREAT! YOU KNOW,
I LOVE THAT CABLE
KNITS ARE BACK.
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[CONTINUING,
INDISTINCT]
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YOU COULDN'T
HAVE GONE OUT
THE BACK WAY?
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I NEVER
SAW IT COMING.
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EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
A SPECIAL DELIVERY
PACKAGE
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ADDRESSED TO A...
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BIRTHDAY GIRL.
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OOH, A VIDEO!
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COULD THIS BE
A SEXY VIDEO?
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[CASUALLY]
COULD BE.
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THIRTY DAYS
TO THINNER THIGHS.
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MM-HMM.
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OHHH...
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW
HOW YOU'RE ALWAYS
COMPLAINING
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ABOUT YOUR
CHUNKY THIGHS?
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HERE'S A...
GIFT-GIVING TIP...
DICK.
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JEWELRY SAYS,
"OUR LOVE
GOES ON FOREVER."
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EXERCISE VIDEOS SAY,
"YOUR ASS
GOES ON FOREVER!"
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NINA!
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UH...UH...UH...
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HARRY, DON'T BRING
THAT IN HERE.
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WHAT? I JUST CARRIED IT
UP 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!
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GET IT OUT
OF HERE.
HARRY--WHA--
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WHO'S
THE THIGH BUSTER
FOR?
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UH...UH...UH...
YOU, THUNDER THIGHS!
HA HA!
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HA! UH, BURN.
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A LOT OF WORK
FOR A JOKE,
BUT WELL WORTH IT.
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TAKE IT AWAY, HARRY.
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OH, MARY...
GUESS WHO'S
PARTNERING UP
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FOR THE BIG
BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST.
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ME AND JUDITH.
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OH, THAT'LL BE GREAT!
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WE'LL BE PRACTICING
IN MY OFFICE,
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AND WE DIDN'T
WANT PEOPLE TO GET
THE WRONG IDEA.
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I'M A VERY SEXUAL
PERSON WHEN I DANCE.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
DO YOU WANT TO ENTER
THE CONTEST, MARY?
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[CHORTLES]
HA HA HA HA!
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WHY? WHAT'S
SO FUNNY?
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MARY...DANCING.
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BUT MARY'S
A FANTASTIC DANCER.
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REALLY, DICK,
I--I HAVE 2 LEFT FEET.
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SHE
AIN'T KIDDIN'.
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I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT MY MARY
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HAS THE GRACE OF A SWAN,
THE DEXTERITY OF A HAWK,
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AND THE POWERFUL KICK
OF AN OSTRICH!
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MARY, WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING THEM
WITH ME IN THE BADGER DAY
DANCE CONTEST?
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YES, I WOULD!
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HERE'S A TIP
FOR YOU, DICK--
SHIN GUARDS.
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OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH?!
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WELL, UH, HERE'S
A TIP FOR YOU,
STRUDWICK...
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BITE ME!
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BOY, THAT DANCE
SURE SOUNDS
LIKE FUN, HUH?
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WOULD YOU DO ME
THE HONOR
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OF SLAUGHTERING
THAT BEARDED GUY
AND THE GLASSES LADY?
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YOU KNOW,
I WISH I COULD,
BUT SEE--
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COME ON, NINA.
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YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANYONE TO GO WITH.
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OK, HARRY,
I'LL DANCE WITH YOU.
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YES! AND TRUST ME,
NINA, YOU WILL
NOT REGRET IT!
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UHH! OH, NO.
CAREFUL.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
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HERE. HOLD IT.
1, 2, 3!
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UNH!
UNH!
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OHH!
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HOW CAN THEY
STILL BE IN THERE?
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HOW CAN ANYTHING
TAKE THIS LONG?
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I HATE
THE SPRING PULLOVERS.
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I HATE THEM.
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I WANT TO KILL THEM.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YOU LOOK GREAT!
THEY LOOK VERY NICE.
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THAT'S THE ONE!
LET'S RING IT UP!
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I WANT TO TRY
THE PURPLE ONE AGAIN.
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OH, WITH THE
GRAY CAPRIS! AAH!
AAH!
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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CUT IT OUT.
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I SAID...
CUT IT OUT!
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CUT IT OUT!
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AAH! AAH.
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[CHUCKLING]
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HEY, GUYS.
READY TO GO?
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OH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW. DON,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YEAH.
I...SUPPOSE
I'M READY.
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WHEW!
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I GOTTA TELL YOU...
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU SEE IN ALISSA.
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SHE'S FINE!
SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE
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AND A SUPERCUTE BODY.
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YOU--YOU SAW HER BODY?
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OH, YEAH.
WE WERE NAKED
IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
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NAKED?! I...I SPENT
A YEAR OF MY LIFE
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TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY
TO SEE HER NAKED,
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AND THEN IT JUST
FALLS INTO YOUR LAP?
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RELAX!
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I WILL NOT!
BUT--
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OK, MARY...
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LET'S BEGIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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NOW, WHAT WAS THAT?
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DON'T I SPIN
INTO YOUR ARMS?
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OH, THAT WAS SPINNING?
I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT YOU'D
LOST YOUR BALANCE.
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HERE. LET'S GO AGAIN.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND...
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OK, T WAS WRONG.
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YES.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND
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1 AND...
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THIS IS SO WRONG.
HOW IS IT THE WOMEN
ON THIS PLANET
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CAN FREELY LOOK
AT OTHER WOMEN
NAKED?
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I MEAN,
THE MEN CAN'T LOOK
AT OTHER MEN NAKED.
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YES, THEY CAN.
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TRUST ME,
IT'S DISCOURAGED.
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SO I SAW
YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED.
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THAT'S JUST IT!
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL
TO YOU!
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TO ME, IT'S
A VERY BIG DEAL!
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PERHAPS THE BIGGEST
OF ALL DEALS!
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BUT IT HAPPENS
TO YOU,
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SOMEONE TO WHOM
IT'S A VERY TINY
DEAL.
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IRONY SUCKS!
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WELL, TOMMY,
HAVE YOU ASKED ALISSA
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IF YOU COULD
SEE HER NAKED?
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I MEAN, EVERY TIME
I'VE HAD THE URGE
TO SEE A GUY NAKED,
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ALL I'VE HAD TO DO
IS ASK, AND BAM!
JOHNSON!
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I HAVE. I'VE ASKED.
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IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
RESPONSE.
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ALISSA SAYS, TOMMY,
THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE
RIGHT NOW.
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AND THEN HER MOM SAYS,
SHOULDN'T YOU BE
GETTING HOME?
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AW, IT'S TOO BAD, BUDDY.
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YOU'RE REALLY MISSING
SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
JUST WATCH ME.
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WE'LL START
WITH SOMETHING
SIMPLE.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO! NO! NO!
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BACK TO ONE.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
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STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP.
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AND--NO. UH,
ONE QUESTION, HON.
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ARE YOU A DANCER
OR A WATER BUFFALO?
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I'M TRYING MY BEST!
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I DON'T MEAN
TO BE A BITCH, MARY...
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WANTED TO WIN
THIS THING.
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NO. I DIDN'T. YOU SAID,
"IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN."
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I SAID, "OK." AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE
BEING COMPETITIVE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
IT'S A COMPETITION!
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NOW, WHERE WAS I?
OH, YES.
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5, 6, 7, 8.
AND STEP, STEP,
BACK, STEP-STEP!
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STEP, STEP--
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HEY, THAT'S
VERY, VERY
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BAD.
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M LEAVING.
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AND 5, 6, 7, 8,
AND STEP, STEP,
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STEP AND STEP!
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STEP, STEP,
STEP AND STEP!
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NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!
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OOH. SEE?
IT STARTS AT 7:15.
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OH, THIS
IS SO GREAT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT, DON?
IT IS SO MUCH EASIER
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TO PICK OUT
A MOVIE WITH ALISSA
THAN WITH YOU.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN
A DREW BARRYMORE MOVIE.
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NEVER.
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I'LL GO CHANGE.
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ALISSA...AHEM.
I NEED TO
SEE YOU NAKED.
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I KNOW. YOU WROTE IT
IN MY YEARBOOK.
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RIGHT. SO,
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN
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TO DUBCEK'S
UTILITY SHED?
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EXCUSE ME.
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AAH!
Don: WHOA!
JUST A MINUTE!
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WHAT...
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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I JUST SAW
DON...CHANGING.
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[COLDLY]
EXCUSE ME?
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WHOO.
BIG FINISH.
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YEP.
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WHOO!
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THAT WAS FUN, HARRY!
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WELL, IT SURE WAS!
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NINA...
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DO YOU THINK
IT'S POSSIBLE
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FOR 2 PEOPLE
TO DANCE WITH EACH OTHER
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WITHOUT INEVITABLY
FALLING IN LOVE?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
WANT TO SLEEP OVER?
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MM-MMM.
ALL RIGHT.
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SHE'S QUITE A DANCER,
ISN'T SHE, HARRY?
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OH, SHE SURE IS, DICK.
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HARRY...
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YOU REMEMBER
THAT IDEA YOU HAD
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ABOUT ME DANCING
WITH NINA AND
YOU STAYING HOME?
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00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,563
I'VE BEEN
THINKING IT OVER,
AND I'VE DECIDED
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THAT IS
A TERRIFIC IDEA.
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OH! WELL, THAN--HEY!
THAT WASN'T MY IDEA!
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NOW, DON'T BE MODEST,
HARRY.
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I WILL DANCE WITH NINA,
AND YOU WILL STAY HOME
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PER YOUR
ORIGINAL SUGGESTION.
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WELL, BUT, DICK,
I DIDN'T--
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HARRY, I REALLY WANT
TO WIN THIS CONTEST.
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00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,013
YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
TO WIN IT LAST YEAR, AND
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ENTER.
227
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,681
I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW ABOUT IT!
228
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,384
NEITHER DID I, HARRY!
229
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,653
SO I AM DANCING WITH NINA,
AND YOU ARE STAYING HOME.
230
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,622
NOW, THAT IS AN ORDER!
231
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:32,726
SHOULD'VE ENTERED
LAST YEAR.
232
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,594
STUPID!
233
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,971
SALLY, IT'S TIME
TO GO TO THE DANCE.
234
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,038
JUST GET OVER IT.
235
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:49,943
[TEARFULLY] NO WOMAN
SHOULD SEE MY DONNIE LIKE THAT.
236
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:53,480
HIS NAKED BODY
IS MY SACRED JEWEL.
237
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,316
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, TOMMY.
238
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,550
OHHH...I DISAGREE.
239
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,120
I WOULD SUGGEST TO YOU
THAT IT IS VERY FUNNY!
240
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,022
HEH HEH HEH!
241
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,858
YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T LAUGH
IF I WERE YOU.
242
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,828
I MEAN, NOW THAT ALISSA'S
SEEN A REAL MAN NAKED,
243
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,362
HOW ARE YOU GONNA LOOK?
244
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,463
AH, PFFTT!
245
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:14,301
COME ON. HEY...
I HARDLY THINK
THAT, UH...
246
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,836
I MEAN...
247
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,971
REALLY?
248
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,907
YES.
249
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:20,841
[SUBDUED]
REALLY?
250
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,512
HI, HI, HI! HI!
251
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,516
HARRY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
252
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,685
I LOST
THE TV REMOTE.
253
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,154
YOU LOST IT
IN THE STOVE?
254
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,423
IF I KNEW
WHERE I LOST IT,
IT WOULDN'T BE LOST!
255
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,125
NOW, WOULD IT?!
256
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,360
SALLY! TOMMY, COME ON!
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
257
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,829
ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER.
258
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,831
WOW!
LOOK AT YOU GUYS!
259
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,966
WE'RE OFF TO THE BIG
BADGER DAY DANCE.
260
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,601
HEY, SO ALBRIGHT
WAS OK WITH YOU
DITCHIN' HER?
261
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,437
OH, ABSOLUTELY.
262
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:53,606
SHE SAID IF I WAS
GONNA BE SUCH A BIG JERK
ABOUT THIS DANCE THING,
263
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,610
SHE WASN'T
GONNA GO WITH ME.
I SAID, "FABULOUS!"
264
00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,514
BOY. I SURE WISH
I COULD GO TO THE DANCE.
265
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,084
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
266
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,218
YOU?! GO
TO THE DANCE?!
267
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,487
LOOK AT YOU!
DRESSED IN RAGS!
268
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,389
YOU'RE SO DIRTY!
269
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,324
HA HA!
HA HA!
HA HA!
270
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,026
DIRTY!
271
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:16,029
HA HA HA
HA HA HA!
272
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,665
MAN! THAT DICK
IS SUCH A TYRANT.
273
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,168
I MEAN, DON'T I HAVE
A RIGHT TO BE HAPPY?
274
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,737
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO
IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO.
275
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,739
WHO...ME?
GO TO THE DANCE?
276
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:29,709
BUT...HOW?
I GOT NO CAR.
277
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,478
I GOT NOTHIN'
TO WEAR.
278
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,882
OH, HARRY...
279
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,350
I GUESS YOU'RE SCREWED.
280
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,696
CROSS YOUR FINGERS
FOR ME, MARY.
281
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:53,000
UH...NO.
THOSE, UH, FINGERS
AREN'T CROSSED.
282
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,569
YOU NEED 2, AND...
UH...I'LL EXPLAIN IT
TO YOU LATER.
283
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,941
SALLY,
THOSE SHOES
ARE AWESOME.
284
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,376
OH, YOU LIKE
TO LOOK AT 'EM,
DO YOU?
285
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,046
YOU LIKE TO LOOK
AT A LOT OF THINGS
THAT BELONG TO ME.
286
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,316
SALLY! GO EASY.
IT WAS JUST
AN ACCIDENT.
287
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,518
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT ACCIDENTS, TOMMY.
288
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,553
BEHIND EVERY ACCIDENT...
289
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,622
IS AN INTENTIONAL ACT.
290
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,656
THEY SAY THAT?
291
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,260
OH, OH, THEY SAY THAT,
AND THEY'RE DEADLY SERIOUS.
292
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,795
LOOK, IF ANYBODY
DID THIS ON PURPOSE,
IT WAS DON.
293
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,564
OH, RIGHT.
HOW WOULD HE KNOW
294
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,466
THAT SHE WOULD
BURST IN ON HIM?
295
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,337
UNLESS THEY
PLANNED THIS TOGETHER.
296
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,139
OH!
297
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,908
THAT'S
THE ONLY EXPLANATION
THAT MAKES SENSE.
298
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,278
ALISSA.
299
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,346
AHEM.
300
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,813
I'M GONNA GO, UH...
301
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:44,451
POWDER MY NOSE
IN THE LADIES' CRAPPER.
302
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:45,986
UM...I'LL COME WITH YOU?
303
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,354
COME ON.
304
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,721
[CHUCKLES]
305
00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:49,990
WOMEN, HUH?
GO TO HELL.
306
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,691
WHAT?
307
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,892
ALL RIGHT, FOLKS,
I HOPE YOU HAVE
308
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,462
YOUR DANCIN' SHOES ON,
BECAUSE THE SWING DANCE
COMPETITION
309
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,030
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
310
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,199
AND MAY
THE BEST MAN WIN,
SOLOMON--ME.
311
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,135
OH, BY THE WAY,
STRUDWICK,
A GORILLA CALLED.
312
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:06,206
HE WANTS HIS BUTT,
WHICH YOU'RE USING
FOR A FACE, BACK!
313
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,144
HEY...
314
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:15,148
ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
315
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:18,351
I SAID, ARE YOU SWINGERS
READY TO SWING?
316
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,253
OK, START.
317
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,726
HARRY!
DICK.
318
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,827
IF YOU THINK
YOU'RE DANCING WITH NINA,
319
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,196
YOU'VE GOT
ANOTHER THING COMING.
320
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,197
SCREW NINA!
321
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,864
OH. I'M SORRY.
322
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,833
DR. ALBRIGHT,
WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR
323
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,302
OF DANCING WITH ME?
324
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:39,239
IT WOULD BE
MY PLEASURE...
HARRY!
325
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:43,243
[PEPPY SWING NUMBER
BEGINS]
326
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,301
ALL RIGHT. UH...
327
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,438
COME...
COME BACK.
HARRY. HARRY.
328
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,146
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?
329
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,281
SALLY PUSHED ME
INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
330
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,083
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
331
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,452
HEH HEH HEH!
332
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,653
THIS IS FUNNY
TO YOU?
333
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,854
OH, DON'T PLAY
SO INNOCENT!
334
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,921
YEAH, LOLITA.
335
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,789
YOU'VE BEEN ANGLING
336
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,093
FOR A GANDER AT DON'S
GOODS FOR MONTHS!
337
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,094
WHAT?!
338
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,095
I DOUBT THAT.
339
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,863
HA! AS IF YOU
HAD NOTHIN'
TO DO WITH IT!
340
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,665
I--I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
341
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,999
WHY DO YOU HAVE
TO GO AROUND
342
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,202
FLASHING OTHER PEOPLE'S
GIRLFRIENDS?
343
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,404
[TOMMY SOBS]
344
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,373
AGAIN, I DID NOT DO THAT.
345
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,609
DOES THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL
LIKE A BIG MAN?
346
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,811
I WAS JUST PUTTIN' ON
SOME POWDER!
347
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,518
WOW!
348
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,187
THAT WAS SOME HOT,
HOT DANCIN'.
349
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,855
AND RIGHT NOW,
THE JUDGES ARE
LITERALLY MAKING
350
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,824
THE MOST
IMPORTANT DECISION
OF THEIR LIVES.
351
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,926
OH, PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
PLEASE LET IT BE ME!
352
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,428
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
353
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,762
AND THE WINNER IS...
354
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,397
[DRUM ROLL]
355
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,532
NINA CAMPBELL...
356
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,400
DAMN!
AND DICK SOLOMON!
357
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,469
ME! YES!
358
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,041
OH, HO HO!
359
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,216
SO, STRUDWICK...
360
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,584
YEAH. JUDITH...
361
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,219
YOU WERE THE ONES
WHO SAID I DIDN'T HAVE
A CHANCE, HUH?
362
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,720
WE NEVER SAID YOU
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
363
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,257
WE SAID YOU AND MARY
DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE.
364
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,391
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
365
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,426
AND...AND YET, WE WON!
366
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,727
I MEAN, I WON.
367
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:18,198
WHICH PROVES MY POINT
THAT MARY CAN DANCE!
368
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,432
IN A WAY.
369
00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,533
MARY.
370
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,968
MARY!
371
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,813
SO, UM...TELL ME.
372
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,747
[CLEARS THROAT]
373
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,218
HAS SEEING DON...
RUINED YOU FOR ME?
374
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,157
UH...IT MAY HAVE RUINED
POWDER FOR ME.
375
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,396
BUT...YOU COULD
STILL ENJOY
SEEING ME NAKED.
376
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,397
SURE.
377
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,365
REALLY?! THAT'S GREAT!
378
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,834
HEY...YOU WANT
TO SEE ME NAKED
RIGHT NOW?
379
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,704
NO.
380
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,572
[BREAKING INTO TEARS]
381
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,408
TRUST ME, SALLY.
382
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,177
I DON'T WANT
ANYONE BUT YOU
TO SEE ME NAKED.
383
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,745
REALLY?
384
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,880
REALLY.
385
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,817
ACTUALLY,
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU
TO SEE ME NAKED.
386
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:15,788
BABY, I SEE YOU NAKED
EVERY TIME
I CLOSE MY EYES.
387
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,625
PLEASE STOP.
388
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,293
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
389
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,164
NINA.
390
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,233
I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
391
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:30,737
THAT EVEN THOUGH
YOU DUMPED ME
TO DANCE WITH DICK,
392
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,307
I STILL THINK
THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP
IS WORTH SAVING.
393
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,409
WE DON'T HAVE
A RELATIONSHIP.
394
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,512
AH. YOUR MOUTH
SAYS NO...
395
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,180
BUT YOUR LIPS
SAY YES.
396
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,715
HA HA HA!
397
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,318
OH, AND HOW, EXACTLY,
WOULD MY LIPS SAY Y--
398
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,126
OH, OK, THEN.
399
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,496
GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
400
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,466
MARY, WAIT!
401
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,269
MARY!
402
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,905
[ROMANTIC BALLROOM
MUSIC PLAYS]
403
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,317
[MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY]
404
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:06,833
[MUSIC BECOMES TENDER]
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