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NOW THEN, YOU HAVE ONE HOUR
TO COMPLETE YOUR EXAM.
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THERE'S NO CHEATING,
THERE'S NO TALKING,
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AND THERE'S NO WAY
ANYBODY WILL BE ABLE
TO ANSWER NUMBER 4,
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WHICH, UH,
I'M SORRY TO SAY,
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IS WORTH
HALF THE EXAM.
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WHAT? BUT, DR.
SOLOMON, DOESN'T THAT
KIND OF DEFEAT--
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I'M SORRY.
I SAID NO TALKING.
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BUT--
AND BEGIN!
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Girl: DR. SOLOMON.
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Girl, enticingly:
DR. SOLOMON.
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NINA, CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF TH--
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WELL, HELLO!
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HEY, BABY.
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GOOD MORNING...
BABY.
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HOW ABOUT
I COME OVER THERE
AND RUB YOUR SHOULDERS?
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OK.
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MMM...
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MMM,
TELL ME HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE IT.
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[FLUSTERED]
OH...
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I LIKE IT.
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[GIGGLES]
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[DEEP BREATH]
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YOU ARE SO SEXY.
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OH...SO DAMN SEXY.
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KISS ME.
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OH...
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[SQUEALS]
DR. SOLOMON!
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ROWL! ROWL! ROWL!
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DR. SOLOMON!
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HA HA HA!
DR. SOLOMON!
HA HA HA!
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Boy: DR...DR. SOLOMON.
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DR. SOLOMON?
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[MOANING
WITH PLEASURE]
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DR. SOLOMON!
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LEON?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I SAID NO TALKING!
YOU FAIL!
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SPAGHETTI'S READY!
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OH HO! I'VE HEARD
ABOUT THIS SPAGHETTI!
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HA HA...UH...
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OH...
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AH.
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SALLY...SALLY,
AREN'T YOU GONNA
DRAIN THIS SPAGHETTI?
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW, GET RID
OF THE WATER.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO THAT FOR?
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THE WATER
IS MY FAVORITE PART.
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QUITE FRANKLY,
I DON'T EVEN LIKE
THE SPAGHETTI.
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YEAH.
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BESIDES, EVEN
IF WE DID LIKE
THE SPAGHETTI,
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SEPARATING IT
FROM THE WATER
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WOULD BE
TIME-CONSUMING
AND DANGEROUS.
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WHY DON'T YOU GET
ONE OF THOSE STRAINERS?
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THEY SELL GREAT ONES
AT BACH AND FRANKELS.
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BACH AND
FRANKELS?
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
TO BACH AND FRANKELS?
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OH, IT'S GREAT!
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THEY GOT ALL KINDS OF STUFF
FOR THE KITCHEN.
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THEY GOT, UH,
THE GARLIC PRESSES
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AND COOKIE CUTTERS
AND MELON BALLERS...
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THEY HAVE ACTUAL
MELON BALLERS?
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AND ALL THIS TIME
I'VE BEEN BALLIN' MELONS
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WITH THE INSIDE
OF MY FINGERNAILS.
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YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET THERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU
WANT SOME GRATED CHEESE
ON YOUR SPAGHETTI?
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I'M...GOOD.
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YEAH,
I'D LOVE SOME.
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OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO THANK ME.
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PROPOSITION 28 IS GOING
TO BE A TREMENDOUS BOOST
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FOR THE ARTS AND SCIENCES
PROGRAM, SO THANK YOU.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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NO, THANK YOU.
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OH, DICK, THIS EVENT
FOR PROPOSITION 28
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IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER!
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GUESS WHO I JUST
GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH.
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NINA.
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NO! THE MAN WHO WROTE
PROPOSITION 28.
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NINA?
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DR. HALLSTROM!
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OH, OF COURSE.
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HE'S AGREED TO SPEAK
AT THE DINNER.
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NOW I JUST HAVE TO
DEAL WITH THE DETAILS.
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YOU KNOW, THE MENU,
THE DECORATIONS...
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WHERE'S NINA?
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NINA? AHH...
IN HER OFFICE. WHY?
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HOW LONG HAS SHE
BEEN IN THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
ALL MORNING.
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OH. SO THEN IT WAS
ALL IN MY HEAD?
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WHOOH!
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OH. HI, DR. SOLOMON.
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UH...HELLO, BABY.
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WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
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IS IT A LITTLE
WARM IN HERE?
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I'M GONNA
TURN ON THE AIR.
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I'LL BE BACK
IN AN HOUR.
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OH, NINA, I HAVE
GOT TO TELL YOU,
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THAT YOGA
IS DOING WONDERS
FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU!
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YOU LOOK SO TONED
AND FIT AND HEALTHY.
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DOESN'T SHE, DICK?
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OH...I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU
ACCUSING ME OF?
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NOTHING.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
I NEVER TOUCHED ANYBODY.
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RIGHT, NINA?
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UH...SURE.
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I GOTTA GO.
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OH, DON'T FORGET
YOUR MAT.
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OH.
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I'M SORRY. I DROPPED
YOUR FIRM BUTTOCKS.
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UH...
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FERN BUTTOCKS.
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UH, FERN...
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BUTTOCKS.
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YOU GUYS,
THIS PLACE
IS RIDICULOUS.
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WHAT?
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YOU GOT A PARING KNIFE,
A BONING KNIFE,
A CARVING KNIFE.
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I GOT A TOOL
THAT CAN DO
ALL THESE THINGS.
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IT'S CALLED A KNIFE.
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MMM. MMM.
OH, MAN!
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ARE THOSE OVEN MITTS
SHAPED LIKE
LOBSTER CLAWS?
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I THINK THEY ARE!
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LET'S GO!
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NOW, WHEN YOU'RE SERVING
CRAB-AND-MANGO
AUTUMN ROLLS
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WITH CITRUS
DIPPING SAUCE,
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BE SURE TO HOLLOW OUT
A SUMMER SQUASH
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AND USE IT
AS A TOOTHPICK CUSHION.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
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"THE MARGARET WILLIAMS
LIFESTYLE COLLECTION."
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BY NOW, OUR SPUN SUGAR
CREAM PUFF TOWER
IS READY.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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EXCUSE ME.
UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL
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WITH THIS PERKY LADY
AND HER LIFESTYLE
COLLECTION?
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OH, SHE'S WONDERFUL.
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HAVE YOU SEEN
HER NEW BOOK?
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"BAKING WITH MARGARET."
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SHE SHOWS YOU HOW
TO MAKE 100 DIFFERENT
KINDS OF COOKIES.
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I'VE NEVER MADE
MY OWN COOKIES BEFORE.
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ESPECIALLY NOT ONES SHAPED
LIKE DIFFERENT BREEDS
OF DOG.
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OH, AND THIS ONE
HAS SOME TERRIFIC
DECORATING IDEAS.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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OH, MY GOD!
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SHE MAKES CANDLES
OUT OF BIRDSEED?
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A 20-LAYER
WEDDING CAKE?
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SHAMPOO TOPIARIES
FOR THE SHOWER?
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WOW. DO WOMEN REALLY
DO ALL THIS?
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I DO.
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I DO, TOO.
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I'M A LOBSTER!
AAH!
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LOBSTER.
I'M THE LOBSTER!
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HEY.
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DO NOT THROW AWAY
THAT APPLE.
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THIS BOOKS SAYS
THAT I CAN DRY IT,
FILL IT WITH CLOVES,
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AND USE IT AS A NATURAL
ROOM DEODORIZER.
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WHAT HAS GOTTEN
INTO YOU? THE MINUTE
YOU GET HOME,
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YOU START PUTTIN'
THESE TINY LITTLE WREATHS
ON EVERY DOORKNOB?
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SO "THE ROOM
CAN BLOOM."
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE
I READ THESE BOOKS,
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I THOUGHT I WAS
DOIN' PRETTY GOOD
AS A WOMAN,
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BUT NOW I REALIZE
I WAS TOTALLY
INADEQUATE. I MEAN,
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THIS...THIS IS WHAT
BEING A REAL WOMAN
IS ALL ABOUT!
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SALLY, YOU KNOW,
I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
REALLY.
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BY THE WAY,
REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID
"ROOM CAN BLOOM"?
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THAT ALMOST MADE ME
THROW UP.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING
ANY SCHNAUZER COOKIES.
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OH, HARRY...
TOMMY...
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YOU KNOW, THE ODDEST THING
HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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I WAS IN CLASS,
WIDE AWAKE,
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AND SUDDENLY I STARTED
HAVING THESE REALLY
EROTIC THOUGHTS ABOUT NINA.
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SO WHAT?
YOU HAD A FANTASY.
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A FANTASY? YOU'VE
HAD THEM, TOO?
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YEAH. I HAVE THEM
ALL THE TIME.
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AT SCHOOL, AT THE STORE.
I ONCE HAD ONE
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WHEN I WAS PICKING OUT
A BICYCLE HELMET.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, HARRY?
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I'M HAVIN' ONE RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I'M IN LOVE WITH MARY.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH NINA.
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I KNOW, AND I'M
IN LOVE WITH ALISSA.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE WITH THE ENTIRE
GIRLS' VOLLEYBALL TEAM.
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WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH US?
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WELL, DICK,
MAYBE IT'S NOT US.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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I'M SAYING MAYBE
SOMEONE ELSE IS MAKING US
THINK THESE THINGS.
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LIKE WHO?
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THE WOMEN.
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THAT'S IT!
OF COURSE!
IT'S THE WOMEN!
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WITH THEIR
FEMININE VOICES...
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AND THEIR SOFT SKIN...
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AND THEIR
ANGORA SWEATERS
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AND THEIR
HOT LITTLE FEET.
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OH, THEY'RE
DOING IT AGAIN!
NO!
STOP THAT!
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NINA. OH, GOOD.
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00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,418
DR. SOLOMON.
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
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UH, NINA...THERE'S
SOMETHING THAT
WE HAVE TO DISCUSS.
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HERE. HAVE A SEAT.
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OK...
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NINA...
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00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,097
HAVE YOU BEEN
COMING ON TO ME?
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00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,099
WHAT?!
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00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,067
OH, COME ON.
202
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,236
PARADING AROUND
IN YOUR LITTLE
YOGA OUTFITS,
203
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,905
ACCIDENTALLY
BUMPING INTO ME
IN THE OFFICE,
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WEARING
SCENTED DEODORANTS.
I KNOW YOUR GAME.
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DR. SOLOMON, I--
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00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,412
HOW DARE YOU TRY
TO COME BETWEEN ME AND
THE WOMAN THAT I LOVE,
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00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:43,951
AND RIGHT UNDER
MARY'S IGNORANT NOSE?
YOU BITCH!
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OOH. YOU KNOW I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY.
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00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,196
YOU DO?
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GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE.
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OK.
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TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,
DR. SOLOMON, AND
I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.
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00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,608
BUT, NINA, WE'RE--
WE'RE RIGHT--
WE'RE IN--
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,277
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT.
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00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:11,879
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
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00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:12,612
UH, NINA!
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00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,314
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
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00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,282
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
219
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,084
TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT!
OH! NINA!
220
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:20,320
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT FOR LUNCH.
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00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,789
HUH? HUH?
222
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:22,422
WHAT?
223
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,157
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR LUNCH?
224
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,726
UH, UH, UH...
PIZZA.
225
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:29,629
AND...
HOLD THE BUTTOCKS.
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00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:40,140
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY...
DINNER'S READY.
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00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,276
OHHH!
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00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,812
THIS LOOKS
GREAT, SALLY.
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00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,879
[CHUCKLES PROUDLY]
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00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:48,481
YOU FOLDED BREADSTICKS
INTO THE NAPKINS!
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00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,250
YES, WELL,
UNFOLDING A NAPKIN
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00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,785
IS LIKE UNWRAPPING
A LITTLE GIFT.
233
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,788
IT MAKES EVERY MEAL
FEEL LIKE A CELEBRATION.
234
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,289
MMM.
235
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,892
I, UH, THINK YOU'RE
SITTIN' IN MY SEAT
THERE, TOMMY.
236
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,027
THIS IS WHERE
I ALWAYS SIT.
237
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,096
WELL, NOT ACCORDING
TO THE LITTLE
PUMPKIN PLACE CARD,
238
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,097
IT'S NOT, NO.
239
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,132
THEN THAT'S
A MISTAKE.
240
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,467
THERE WAS NO MISTAKE,
TOMMY. YOU SIT HERE.
241
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,603
I FELT
THAT THE CONVERSATION
WOULD BE MORE LIVELY
242
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,205
IF THE PEOPLE
WITH THE LEAST IN COMMON
243
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,441
WERE SITTING
NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
244
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,076
THERE'S ONLY
THREE OF US.
245
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,078
WELL, IT'S AT THE
SMALLEST DINNER PARTIES
246
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,081
THAT YOU MAKE
THE BIGGEST DISCOVERIES
ABOUT YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.
247
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:24,785
SALLY, I'VE BEEN TO PARTIES.
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
248
00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,354
WHOA!
ARE THESE PLATES
MADE OUT OF ICE?
249
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,723
THAT'S RIGHT. INSTEAD
OF WASHING THEM,
250
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:33,994
YOU JUST PUT THEM
IN THE SINK
AND LET THEM MELT.
251
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,629
YEAH, SEE,
THIS IS A PARTY...
252
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:41,568
ONE OF THEM...ONE
OF THEM CRAZY MELTIN'
PLATE KIND OF PARTIES.
253
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,770
* HELLO
254
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:43,871
OH, WE'RE IN THE KITCHEN!
255
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:47,875
HI. OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS TABLE!
256
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,109
DID YOU DO THIS?
257
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,944
YEAH. ALL BY MYSELF.
258
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,112
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
259
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:56,249
WELL, ANY TIME
YOU SIT DOWN AT A TABLE,
IT'S AN OCCASION.
260
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,484
OH...BOY, SALLY,
261
00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:00,220
I WISH YOU WERE
AVAILABLE FOR MY PARTY.
262
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,454
YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY?
263
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,724
MMM. AT THE
UNIVERSITY GALLERY
IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,
264
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,093
AND I HAVEN'T HAD
A SECOND TO--
265
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,460
HOW MANY PEOPLE?
30, 35.
266
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,096
I'LL DO IT.
ARE YOU SURE?!
267
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:13,500
YES. I PROMISE YOU,
ALBRIGHT, EVERYTHING
WILL BE PERFECT.
268
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,267
OHHH...
269
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,237
OH...OH...
OH, NO.
270
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:29,582
MARY...WOULD YOU BE MAD
IF I TOLD YOU I...
I HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?
271
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,584
WELL, WHY WOULD I
BE MAD AT YOU?
272
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:37,057
BECAUSE IT'S DIRTY
AND NAUGHTY AND
LOTS AND LOTS OF FUN.
273
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,259
IS THERE
ANY OTHER KIND?
274
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,828
YOU'VE HAD ONE, TOO?
275
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,263
UH, TELL ME. MARY,
TELL ME WHAT IT IS!
276
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,133
YOU REALLY WANT
TO HEAR IT?
YUH-HUH.
277
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,600
OK.
278
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,705
THERE I AM...
IN A PUBLIC PLACE,
279
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,341
AND THERE ARE PEOPLE
ALL AROUND,
280
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:57,677
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU ARRIVE FROM
OUT OF NOWHERE.
281
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,180
OH, GOODNESS,
I'M SNEAKY.
282
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,950
AND YOU START
TO SEDUCE ME.
283
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,384
WHAT? AM I
NAKED?
284
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,719
CAN I BE?
NO.
285
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,754
SURE!
286
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,190
ANYWAY, I'M
AFRAID WE'RE
GONNA GET CAUGHT,
287
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,658
SO I TRY
TO STOP YOU.
288
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,926
WELL, YOU'RE
NO TRAMP.
289
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,527
HMM-MMM.
290
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,129
BUT THE MORE
I RESIST...
291
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,365
THE MORE
PASSIONATE YOU
BECOME,
292
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,933
AND WE
JUST GO AT IT
293
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,235
IN THE MIDDLE
OF EVERYBODY.
294
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,103
[GASPS]
295
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,772
WOW, YOU
ARE A
TRAMP!
296
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,443
OK. NOW YOU
HAVE TO TELL
ME YOURS.
297
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,979
OH.
WELL...OK.
298
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:32,880
OK.
299
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,948
SO THERE I
AM IN THE
OFFICE,
300
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,816
SITTING AT
MY DESK
BEFORE
CLASS...
301
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:37,517
MM-HMM...
302
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,019
JUST
GRADING MY
EXAMS...
303
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,254
OH, I KNOW WHERE
THIS IS GOING!
304
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,656
UH-HUH. SO,
THERE I AM,
305
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,724
JUST
SITTING
THERE
306
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:45,993
MINDING MY OWN
BUSINESS...
307
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,094
GO ON.
308
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,997
WHEN IN
WALKS NINA.
309
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,100
NINA.
310
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,568
YEAH. YOU BETCHA!
311
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,138
AND THEN ALL AT ONCE
WE START MAKING
CRAZY LOVE
312
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,574
LIKE IT'S GOING
OUT OF STYLE. I MEAN,
IS THAT HOT OR WHAT?
313
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,342
GOOD-BYE.
314
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,344
HEY...
WAIT A SECOND!
315
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,048
I THOUGHT WE WERE
ALL TURNED ON HERE!
316
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,651
HELLO, DR. SOLOMON.
317
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,156
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
318
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,959
[SIGHS]
319
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,734
MARY, DID I DO
SOMETHING TO UPSET YOU
LAST NIGHT?
320
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,836
WELL, MAYBE IT WAS
YOUR FANTASY, DICK.
321
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,572
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KEEP
YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT.
322
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:36,176
WELL, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
YOU TOLD ME YOURS,
AND I TOLD YOU MINE.
323
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,545
YEAH, BUT MINE
DIDN'T INVOLVE NINA.
324
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,514
I SORT OF WISH IT HAD.
325
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,051
WELL, I'M SORRY, DICK,
326
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,387
THAT OUR SEX LIFE
ISN'T EXCITING ENOUGH
TO KEEP YOU INTERESTED.
327
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,355
OH, BUT IT IS, MARY.
328
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,925
I DIDN'T INVITE NINA IN.
SHE JUST SHOWED UP.
329
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,926
GOOD MORNING.
330
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,927
[COOLLY]
NINA.
331
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,662
HERE'S THE LIST
OF CONFIRMATIONS
332
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,164
FOR TOMORROW
NIGHT'S DINNER.
333
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,298
EVERYONE SAID YES.
334
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:02,936
I JUST NEEDED THE LIST,
NINA, NOT YOUR COMMENTARY.
335
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,571
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
336
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,706
NINA, IT'S JUST
THAT MARY IS--
337
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,540
DICK.
338
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,508
I'M SORRY, NINA.
339
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,577
I THINK
IT'S JUST THE STRESS
OF THIS DINNER.
340
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,712
OH, COME ON, MARY.
WE BOTH KNOW
IT'S NOT THE DINNER.
341
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,982
IT'S THE DINNER, DICK.
LET'S BE HONEST, NINA.
342
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:20,053
MARY IS UPSET BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN HAVING SEXUAL
FANTASIES ABOUT YOU.
343
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,621
ABOUT ME?
344
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:26,693
OH, DON'T ACT
SO INNOCENT, NINA!
345
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,395
WHAT?!
346
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,097
OH, PLEASE.
347
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,565
MAYBE IF YOU STARTED
DRESSING LIKE A GROWN-UP
348
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,469
INSTEAD OF SOME TEENYBOPPER
PAT BENATAR WANNABE...
349
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,704
NOW, MARY, MARY...
350
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,307
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MARY?
MAYBE IF YOU CHANGED
YOUR HAIRSTYLE
351
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,577
ONCE A DECADE, YOUR PERVERT
OF A BOYFRIEND WOULDN'T
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT ME.
352
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,179
NOW, NINA...
MAR--
353
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,981
HOW DARE YOU?
354
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,116
HOW DARE YOU?
355
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,650
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
COME ON.
356
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:54,687
WHA--WHA--
MA--MA--MARY,
NO. THAT'S IT!
357
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,422
THAT'S IT!
358
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,524
I HAVE TO PUT A STOP
TO ALL THIS.
359
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,327
MARY, I STILL LOVE YOU
AND ONLY YOU...
360
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,395
IN SPITE OF YOUR HAIR.
361
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:06,633
AND...AND, NINA,
REST ASSURED THAT
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
362
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,201
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
BE A MAN...
363
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,271
A MAN NAMED NINO.
364
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,673
NOW...ARE WE
ALL HAPPY?
365
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,774
OHH!
OHH!
366
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,675
UH...
367
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,877
[STAMMERING]
368
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,056
DON...
369
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,057
HONEY...
370
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,725
THOSE NAPKINS ARE
SUPPOSED TO LOOK
LIKE SWANS,
371
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:36,996
NOT SOMETHING
THAT CAME OUT OF
AN OLD MAN'S POCKET.
372
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,998
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO, SALLY.
373
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,801
EVERY DAMN PINE CONE
WITHIN 20 MILES.
374
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,103
OK, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
375
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,407
UH, I ACTUALLY DECIDED
TO GO WITH FRESH HERB
CENTERPIECES.
376
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,044
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WE CLIMBED TREES
FOR THESE THINGS.
377
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,480
WE FOUGHT SQUIRRELS.
378
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:58,017
NOW, COME ON, GUYS,
DON'T BE UPSET.
379
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,152
WE'LL JUST MAKE 'EM
INTO PUPPETS
380
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,489
FOR THOSE LONG WINTER NIGHTS
AT HOME ALONE WITH THE KIDS.
381
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,059
YOU CAN TELL THAT
TO THE FREAKIN' SQUIRRELS!
382
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,962
I CAN'T DO THE SWANS!
SALLY, I CAN'T DO 'EM!
383
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,599
WELL, THEN, UH,
TRY A PEACOCK.
384
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,301
A PEACOCK'S EVEN HARDER.
385
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,536
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
386
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,240
OH, HEY, DICK.
387
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,242
OH, DON...MARY'S
FURIOUS WITH ME,
388
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,943
AND I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DID WRONG.
389
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,412
OH, DON'T SWEAT IT, DICK.
IT'LL BLOW OVER.
390
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:29,249
I TOLD HER I HAD
A SEXUAL FANTASY
ABOUT NINA.
391
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,284
GOOD GOD, DICK!
392
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,554
YOU COULDN'T MAKE
A DUMBER MOVE THAN THAT.
393
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,022
AND THEN I TOLD NINA.
394
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,125
I STAND CORRECTED.
395
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,128
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I NEVER TOUCHED NINA.
396
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:42,462
WHY IS MARY SO UPSET?
397
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,865
WELL...MAYBE SHE THINKS
SHE DOESN'T EXCITE YOU
ANYMORE.
398
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,967
BUT HOW DO I LET HER
KNOW THAT SHE DOES?
399
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,802
OH, WHAT ARE YOU
ASKIN' ME FOR, DICK?
400
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,039
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE
A SWAN OUT OF A NAPKIN.
401
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:53,706
YOU CAN'T?
402
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:54,841
NO.
OH, NO,
BUT IT'S EASY.
403
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:58,077
YOU JUST MAKE A PEACOCK
AND THEN FLATTEN OUT
THE TAIL.
404
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,079
GAHHH!
405
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,718
HI. YOU HAVIN'
A GOOD TIME? GOOD.
406
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,189
SIR, YOUR LAVENDER VOTIVE
IS SUPPOSED TO STAY
ON YOUR PLATE
407
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,323
TILL DINNER'S SERVED.
408
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:13,260
MAKES THE TABLE
LOOK PRETTIER. OK?
409
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,227
THANKS.
410
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,863
HEY, SALLY, THESE
CRAB-AND-MANGO
AUTUMN ROLLS
411
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,897
ARE REALLY MOVING.
412
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,367
WHAT ARE THOSE USED TOOTHPICKS
DOING ON THE PLATE?
413
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,502
PEOPLE PUT THEM THERE
AFTER THEY EAT
THE AUTUMN ROLLS.
414
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,972
OK, SO WHY DID I
HOLLOW OUT A SUMMER SQUASH
TO MAKE A TOOTHPICK CUSHION
415
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,707
IF NO ONE'S
GONNA USE IT, HMM?
416
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,776
AHH, EVERYONE'S
HAVING FUN.
417
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:33,146
YEAH...AT MY EXPENSE.
I MEAN, YOU WORK SO HARD
TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT,
418
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,882
BUT DO THEY CARE? NO.
I MEAN, HAS ANYBODY
EVEN NOTICED
419
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:40,587
THE--THE CROUTON TURTLES
IN THE OLIVE OIL PONDS?
HUH?
420
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,224
OR--OR THAT THE NAPKIN
RINGS ARE MADE OUT
OF EDIBLE FLOWERS?
421
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,226
NO ONE, NOT
ONE SINGLE PERSON,
422
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,728
HAS EVEN MENTIONED
THE HERB CENTERPIECES!
423
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:52,965
SMELL THE PERFECTION!
SMELL IT!
424
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,502
HARRY, I THINK I NEED
A GLASS OF CHARDONNAY.
425
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,603
ALL RIGHT.
426
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,505
THANKS.
427
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,073
AND HERE YOU GO.
428
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,644
IS THAT A PINE CONE?
429
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:05,512
WELL, YES, IT IS.
430
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,847
CAN I GET ONE
WITHOUT A PINE CONE?
431
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,450
NOT AS LONG AS I GOT
3 BUSHELS OF 'EM
BACK HERE,
432
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,452
NO, YOU CAN'T.
433
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,843
HELLO, MARY.
434
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,878
HELLO, DICK. DICK!
435
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,616
MAKE LOVE TO ME, MARY...
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
436
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,253
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
437
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,888
NO, BUT
I'M OUT OF MY PANTS.
438
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,190
TOUCH MY BODY.
439
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,592
WHY ARE YOU
DOING THIS?
440
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,660
BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FANTASY
441
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,429
THAT I SEDUCE YOU
IN PUBLIC. REMEMBER?
442
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,197
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE REAL!
443
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,866
WHY NOT, IF THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT?
444
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,833
OH...
445
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,670
OH, DR. HALLSTROM!
QUICK.
GET UNDER THE TABLE.
446
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,171
OH...
447
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,441
DR. ALBRIGHT.
448
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,543
I MUST COMMEND YOU.
THIS IS QUITE AN EVENT.
449
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:13,946
OH...DR. HALLSTROM,
THANK YOU. I--OHHH!
450
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:17,417
ARE...ARE YOU
PLEASED?
451
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,151
YES. VERY.
452
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,920
AND NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE BEEN POSSIBLE
453
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:24,524
WITHOUT YOUR PASSION,
YOUR COMMITMENT.
454
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,692
STOP IT.
455
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,693
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
456
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,462
[LOSING CONTROL]
I MEAN...STOP IT!
457
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,931
OH. WELL, ENJOY
THE REST OF THE EVENING.
458
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,734
I AM...I DID...I WILL!
OH, THANK YOU!
459
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,903
[MOANING WITH PLEASURE]
460
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,642
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
HOW OUR FANTASIES ALLOW US
461
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,812
TO EXPLORE
FORBIDDEN TERRITORIES.
462
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,149
I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE
ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT ME
RIGHT NOW.
463
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,885
INCLUDING YOU--ONE.
464
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,822
BY THE WAY,
I BUMPED INTO ALISSA.
YEAH.
465
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,158
SHE'D NEVER HEARD
ABOUT YOUR VOLLEYBALL
TEAM FANTASY.
466
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,160
OHHH...CRAP.
467
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,430
YEAH, YOU GUYS WANT
TO TALK ABOUT FANTASY,
I'LL TELL YOU,
468
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,165
TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE
AS PERFECT
AS THEY TELL YOU TO
469
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,335
IN THOSE BOOKS.
THAT'S A REAL FANTASY.
470
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,102
SO NO MORE FANCY
TABLE SETTINGS?
471
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,639
I DON'T CARE
IF YOU EAT
WITH YOUR FEET.
472
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,140
THAT WOULDN'T BE
A PROBLEM FOR ME
473
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,075
'CAUSE I GOT
LOBSTER CLAWS!
474
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,144
STOP WITH THE LOBSTER! OK?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
475
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,346
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
476
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,079
LOBSTER CLAWS!
477
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,115
I DON'T LIKE IT!
ALL RIGHT?
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