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HEY, YOU GUYS,
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WHY IS EVERYTHING SO RED
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
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I MEAN,
THE GREETING CARDS
AND THE CANDY.
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EVEN THE TIRE ADS.
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WELL, RED REPRESENTS
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ALL THE BLOOD
THAT WAS SPILLED
AT THE MASSACRE.
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MASSACRE?
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YEAH,
THE ST. VALENTINE'S
DAY MASSACRE.
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IT WAS A VERY
BIG DEAL HERE.
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WELL, ALL I KNOW
IS AT SCHOOL,
EVERYBODY SAYS
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VALENTINE'S DAY
IS DESIGNED
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TO MAXIMIZE
THE LOVIN'.
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WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE
LIKE YOU
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WHO NEVER
GET ANY LOVIN'?
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YES, WELL, THAT'S
ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE.
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BECAUSE
THIS VALENTINE'S DAY
IS ABOUT ME AND ALISSA
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MAXIMIZING THE LOVIN'
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AND MINIMIZING...
THE VIRGINITY.
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YES!
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IT'S ABOUT TIME.
I'VE BEEN
TELLING YOU
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TO DO THAT
SINCE YOU WERE 14.
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HEY, GUYS!
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HEY, ALISSA,
HOW YOU DOING?
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AHH...
CAKE IN THE OVEN!
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OH, WILL YOU, UH...
LOOK AT THE TIME?
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HARRY?
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HMM?
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OH, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO STAGGER MY EXIT
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FOR A MORE
NATURAL EFFECT.
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* LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA *
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AND I'M OUT!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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UH, I'VE JUST
BEEN THINKING
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ABOUT WHAT WE
SHOULD DO FOR
VALENTINE'S DAY.
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OH, THAT'S SWEET.
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YEAH, SO...SO,
LIKE, UP ALL NIGHT
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TRYING TO CRAFT
THE BEST WAY
OF SAYING THIS.
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ALISSA, DO YOU WANT
TO GET A HOTEL ROOM?
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TOMMY, IT BETTER BE
A NICE HOTEL ROOM.
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REALLY?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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YEAH, I MEAN,
I THINK WE'RE READY,
DON'T YOU?
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YES, YEAH. NO, I DO.
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I REALLY DO.
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AND ABSOLUTELY
IT'LL BE A NICE
HOTEL ROOM.
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I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
IT'S OUR FIRST TIME.
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OH...
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YOUR FIRST TIME.
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WHAT--WHAT?
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THANK YOU.
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SO, MARY,
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY
THIS YEAR?
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OH...I'M NOT
EXPECTING MUCH.
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WHY NOT?
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WELL, THE FIRST YEAR
WE DATED,
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YOU CLAIMED TO
HAVE NEVER HEARD
OF VALENTINE'S DAY.
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THE SECOND YEAR YOU GAVE ME
A HAM SANDWICH.
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THAT'S WHY
I'M NOT EXPECTING MUCH.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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MARY, THIS YEAR I'LL
TRY TO GET IT RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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HEY.
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OH, TIFFANY,
YOU FINALLY MADE IT!
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OH, DICK,
THIS IS MY NIECE TIFFANY.
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SHE'S STAYING
WITH ME FOR THE WEEK.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
AUNT MARY, CAN
I HAVE 20 BUCKS?
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UH, YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO JOIN US?
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NO.
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OH, OK.
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BUT BE HOME BY 10:00.
MY RULES.
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THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN.
HAVE FUN.
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SWEET GIRL.
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SHE'S A PAIN
IN THE ASS.
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MY THERAPIST SAID
I HAD TO SET LIMITS
WITH HER.
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THERAPIST?
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WHY ARE YOU
SEEING A THERAPIST?
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TO TALK.
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ABOUT ME?
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OH, DICK...
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ABOUT OUR
RELATIONSHIP?
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DICK, PLEASE!
OH, MY GOD!
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YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME!
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YES--NO!
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DICK, THAT'S BETWEEN
ME AND MY THERAPIST.
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BUT TELL ME!
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NO!
PLEASE!
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NO!
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SO WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO EAT?
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THAT'S BETWEEN
ME AND MY WAITER.
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HEY, DON!
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SALLY, LOOK WHAT
I FOUND ON THE PORCH.
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IT SAYS IT'S FROM
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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SECRET ADMIRER?
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HEY, YOU GUYS,
GET IN HERE!
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UH, YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO READ THAT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?
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HEY, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
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LOOK WHAT SOME WEIRDO
LEFT ON THE PORCH!
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WOAH, LET ME SEE THAT.
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"DEAR SALLY,
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"I CAN'T
STOP THINKING
ABOUT YOU.
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WHOA, THIS GUY
SOUNDS OBSESSED!
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Don: BUT, UH--
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"I STAY
UP AT NIGHT
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JUST TO WATCH
YOU SLEEP."
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SALLY--
EWW!
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"ON THIS
VALENTINE'S DAY
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YOUR HEART
WILL BE MINE."
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AAH!
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Don: NO, YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS IS THE MOST
CREEPY, HORRIBLE,
DISGUSTING THING
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I HAVE
EVER ENCOUNTERED!
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IT'S A GOOD
THING YOU'RE
DATING A COP.
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YES, IT IS, YES.
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DON, SHOULD WE
GO OUTSIDE AND
LOOK FOR CLUES?
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CLUES?
SURE, WHY NOT?
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OH. SO I GOT
ALISSA AND ME
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A ROOM
AT THE RAMADA.
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ATTABOY!
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SHE'S TOTALLY
FINE WITH IT.
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ATTABOY!
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BUT I'M A VIRGIN.
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ATTABOY!
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AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S NOT.
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ATTA--
STOP IT!
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WHAT, YOU MEAN
THE POINTING
OR THE ACTUAL--
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EVERYTHING!
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO, MAN.
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SHE'S SO MUCH
MORE EXPERIENCED
THAN ME.
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WHAT IF I MAKE
A FOOL OF MYSELF?
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DON'T WORRY.
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YOU WILL.
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SO, DICK,
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WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TALK ABOUT?
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MARY ALBRIGHT.
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OK.
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WHAT DOES SHE TALK ABOUT
WHEN SHE COMES HERE?
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I CAN'T DISCUSS
PATIENTS, DICK.
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DOCTOR-CLIENT
PRIVILEGE
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IS THE FOUNDATION
OF TRUST
IN PSYCHOTHERAPY.
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OH, THAT...
MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
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AND... I RESPECT THAT.
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HOW ABOUT I ASK YOU
QUESTIONS ABOUT MARY,
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AND YOU NOD
YOUR HEAD YES OR NO?
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NO.
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WAS THAT A YES?
NO.
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WAS THAT A NO?
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YES!
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YES! GOOD, GOOD.
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DICK, WHAT'S
REALLY GOING ON?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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ARE YOU
FEELING INSECURE
ABOUT SOMETHING?
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LIKE WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
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MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH MARY?
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YES?
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NO.
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WAS THAT A YES?
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[WAILING] YES!
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[SOBBING]
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OHHH!
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HELLO.
IS TOMMY HERE?
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YEAH, I'M TOMMY.
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HI.
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UH, DO I KNOW YOU?
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I'M TIFFANY.
AUNT MARY WANTED
TO GET RID OF ME,
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SO SHE TOLD ME
TO COME OVER HERE
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AND HANG OUT
WITH YOU.
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UH-HUH. WELL, I GOT
SOME HOMEWORK TO DO, SO...
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YOU'RE A CUTIE.
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NOT EXACTLY BIG-BONED,
BUT REALLY HOT.
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THANKS.
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I'M BORED.
LET'S DO SOMETHING.
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RIGHT.
THAT'S THE THING--
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I GOT THIS
STUFF TO DO, SO--
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COME ON, STOP BEING
SO LAME ALL THE TIME.
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YOU JUST MET ME.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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18.
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
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UH...
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WE--WE GOT TURKEY.
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[HUMMING]
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DON,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HUH?
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HAVE THERE BEEN
ANY BREAKS IN THE CASE?
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UH, UH, NO, SALLY.
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UH, BUT I'VE GOT
EVERY AVAILABLE
MAN ON IT.
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WHAT ABOUT
A HANDWRITING EXPERT?
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DON'T YOU GUYS
HAVE SOME SORT OF
HANDWRITING EXPERT
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THAT CAN TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS THING?
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A HANDWRITING EXPERT?
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SALLY,
WE'RE JUST A SMALL
POLICE DEPARTMENT,
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AND I, UH...I'M
THE HANDWRITING EXPERT.
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UH, HERE, LET ME
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
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AHA! GIVEN THE SLOPE
OF THIS CROSSED "T,"
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WE CAN DEFINITELY
CONCLUDE THAT THIS GUY
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IS A LOVER,
NOT A LOSER, SALLY.
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REALLY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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CURVE OF THE "V"
SAYS HE'S A PERVERT.
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AND THE CAPITAL "Y"
SAYS HE'S KILLED
AND WILL KILL AGAIN.
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RICO!
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OH. I KNEW IT!
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DON, I CANNOT SLEEP
KNOWING THAT HE IS OUT THERE.
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PLEASE FIND HIM FOR ME.
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JUST FIND HIM.
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BOY, OH, BOY.
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YOU BETTER
FIND THAT PERV.
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I'M THE PERV.
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THE FIRST TIME
I SAW MARY UNDRESS,
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I REMEMBER THINKING,
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"GOD, I HOPE
THIS SKYLIGHT HOLDS."
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER
YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH MARY
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TO BE A HAPPY ONE?
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YES. APART FROM
THE OCCASIONAL MISHAP.
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MISHAP?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE ME
PUBLICLY ACCUSING HER
OF MURDER OR...
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OR SHOWING UP NAKED
AT ONE OF HER FUND-RAISERS.
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SO THOSE WEREN'T
MARY'S DELUSIONS.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON?
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GO ON.
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I MEAN, I TRY SO HARD
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TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
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BUT INEVITABLY MY CHOICE IS
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"THE WORST THING IMAGINABLE."
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IS HER WORDS.
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HOW DOES THAT
MAKE YOU FEEL?
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FRUSTRATED.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I WANT...
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BECAUSE I WANT TO BE
A GOOD HUMAN BEING.
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AND WHAT'S
STOPPING YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU?
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NO.
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ME?
GOOD!
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AND?
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AND...WHERE I CAME FROM.
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YES, OF COURSE!
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IT'S WHERE I'M FROM!
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AND?
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IT'S MY PAST!
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THAT'S IT!
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MY PAST IS
STOPPING ME FROM
BEING A GOOD HUMAN BEING.
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GO ON.
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00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,189
IT'S STANDING BETWEEN ME
AND MY HAPPINESS WITH MARY.
247
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:49,890
GO ON.
248
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,591
I'VE GOT TO
LET GO OF MY PAST!
249
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,361
THAT'S IT! I'M LETTING
GO OF MY PAST!
GO ON.
250
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:55,462
GO ON?
251
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:58,065
I'VE JUST MADE
A HUGE BREAKTHROUGH!
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?
252
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,772
FOOD, CLOTHING,
SHELTER.
253
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,807
THE BASICS TURN ME ON.
254
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,743
SHELTER TURNS YOU ON?
255
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,811
YEAH.
256
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:12,579
BECAUSE YOU
NEED THOSE THINGS
OR YOU'LL DIE.
257
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:16,183
BUT SOMETIMES
IT FEELS LIKE IF YOU
HAVE THEM, YOU'LL DIE.
258
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,018
WAIT, HOW DO YOU MEAN?
259
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,853
WELL, YOU CAN HAVE
SHELTER ALL DAY LONG,
260
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,655
BUT IF YOU DON'T GO
OUTSIDE ONCE IN A WHILE,
261
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:22,856
YOU GO CRAZY.
262
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,225
OH, RIGHT. AND YOU COULD
EAT LIKE A PIG,
263
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,428
BUT THEN SOMETIMES
YOU HAVE TO STOP, RIGHT?
264
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,797
AND CLOTHING.
265
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,464
YEAH?
266
00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:36,036
WELL, SOMETIMES,
DON'T YOU JUST
HAVE TO BE NAKED?
267
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,343
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.
268
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,179
I'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND.
269
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,416
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
270
00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:53,353
NO. WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW.
271
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,257
I'M A VIRGIN.
272
00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,861
I COULD EDUCATE YOU.
273
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,963
I COULD USE
AN EDUCATION.
274
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,496
LET'S GO.
275
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,799
OK!
276
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,001
ALISSA IS GONNA BE
SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
277
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,075
I HAVE
AN ANNOUNCEMENT
TO MAKE.
278
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,077
Both: AY YI YI...
279
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,013
I HAVE SPENT
MY ENTIRE LIFE
AS A HUMAN
280
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,749
ON THE OUTSIDE
LOOKING IN.
281
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,052
ALWAYS TRYING,
APPROXIMATING,
ATTEMPTING,
282
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,687
BUT NEVER BEING
A HUMAN BEING.
283
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,523
THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE NOT.
284
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,727
LIEUTENANT, I
REFUSE TO BE DEFINED
BY WHO I AM.
285
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,963
MY PAST
HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN
ME INTO TROUBLE.
286
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,831
AS OF NOW,
I HAVE NO PAST.
287
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:41,234
I AM NO LONGER
AN ALIEN.
288
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,502
WHAT?
289
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,672
FROM NOW ON,
I AM A HUMAN BEING.
290
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,808
I AM JOHN Q. PUBIC.
291
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,517
SO LET ME
ASK YOU THIS:
292
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,852
IF YOU'RE NOT
AN ALIEN ANYMORE,
293
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,420
AM I STILL AN ALIEN?
294
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,423
I'M NOT HERE
TO DEFINE YOU
OR ANYONE.
295
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,058
BUT I WILL SAY THIS:
296
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,828
ALL THE COOL KIDS
ARE NO LONGER
ALIENS.
297
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,862
I'VE GOTTA CHANGE.
298
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,731
ONLY ONE MORE
SHOPPING DAY
BEFORE VALENTINE'S,
299
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,201
AND THIS TIME, I'M
GETTING IT RIGHT.
300
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,502
WHAT ARE YOU
GETTING FOR DON?
301
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,872
OOH,
I'M THINKING
HAM SANDWICH.
302
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,540
GREAT IDEA.
303
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,910
HEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU
GOT MARY LAST YEAR.
304
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,411
YEAH,
WHEN I WAS A...
305
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,447
[BEEPING]
306
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,249
ALIEN.
307
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,657
SO, UH, I WAS OK?
308
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,725
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
309
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,761
REALLY?
BUT IN THE GENETIC
IMPERATIVE KIND OF WAY,
310
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,631
OR ARE WE TALKING
STYLE POINTS HERE?
311
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,366
BOTH. I GOTTA GO.
TAKE CARE.
312
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,500
W-WAIT.
313
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:51,038
WAIT. SO,
THIS IS LIKE GOOD-BYE
AND GOOD LUCK?
314
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,339
YEAH.
315
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,475
WHAT A DEAL!
316
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,310
[LAUGHS]
317
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,751
HEY, TOMMY!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
318
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,386
WELL...
319
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:09,857
A LOT MORE
THAN I DID
2 HOURS AGO.
320
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,624
WHAT--YOU MEAN
YOU AND HER...
321
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:12,492
YUP.
322
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,794
ATTABOY!
323
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,063
AND NOW, YOU KNOW,
324
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,231
ALISSA WON'T BE GOING
TO BED WITH AN AMATEUR.
325
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,967
NOTHING SAYS
I LOVE YOU
326
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,869
LIKE HAVING SEX
WITH A STRANGER
327
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,803
THE NIGHT BEFORE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO IT
328
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,873
WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
FOR THE VERY FIRST
TIME
329
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,040
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
330
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,175
YEAH.
YEAH.
331
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,242
I'M SO THOUGHTFUL.
332
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,643
YEAH.
333
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:34,581
DON.
334
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,283
OH, SALLY,
HAVE I GOT
335
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,717
A VALENTINE'S DAY
PLAN FOR US.
336
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,452
LET ME JUST WHET
YOUR APPETITE.
337
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,554
SEA BASS, ICE CREAM,
338
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,891
TRAMPOLINE!
339
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,293
LOOK, HAVE YOU
CAUGHT THE GUY
WHO WROTE THE NOTE YET?
340
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,194
CAUGHT HIM?
341
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,596
OH, UH,
YEAH, SURE.
342
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,931
I NAILED HIM.
HE'S IN LOCK-UP.
343
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:51,831
YOUR WORRIES
ARE OVER.
344
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:54,667
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!
345
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:55,768
I WANT TO SEE HIM.
346
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:56,536
Y-YOU CAN'T.
347
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,971
UH, NOBODY'S
ALLOWED IN THERE.
348
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,339
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
349
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,273
I'M GOING IN.
350
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,675
SALLY, SALLY!
351
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,177
SALLY!
352
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,812
ALL RIGHT, DON,
WHICH ONE IS HE?
353
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,813
SALLY, I--
I KNOW HOW--
354
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,215
WHICH ONE'S THE PERV?
355
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,951
UH, THE ONE
IN THE RED FLANNEL.
HE'S YOUR MAN.
356
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,819
OK, FLANNEL BOY,
357
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,687
YEAH, STEP OVER HERE.
358
00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,423
SO YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S BEEN STALKING ME, HUH?
359
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:19,559
WELL, YOU HAVE MESSED
WITH THE WRONG BROAD, BABY!
360
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,029
YOU HAVE MADE
MY LIFE A LIVING HELL,
361
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,430
AND YOU WILL SUFFER
THE WRATH--
362
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,033
SALLY,
FOR GOD'S SAKE,
STOP IT!
363
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,901
WHAT IS IT, SWEETIE?
364
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:30,103
I WAS THE ONE
WHO WROTE THE NOTE.
365
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,038
YOU?
366
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,772
I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE BETTER
THAN A CARD.
367
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,043
I WANTED TO SAY IT
IN MY OWN WORDS.
368
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,912
BUT YOU WROTE...
369
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,147
"DEAR SALLY,
370
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,515
"I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
371
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,485
"I STAY UP AT NIGHT...
372
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:48,989
JUST TO WATCH YOU SLEEP."
373
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,091
Both: "ON THIS
VALENTINE'S DAY...
374
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,260
YOUR HEART
WILL BE MINE."
375
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,098
OH, MY GOD,
THAT IS SO SWEET.
376
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,100
THANKS. I TRIED.
377
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,574
LET'S GO.
378
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:10,443
YOU COULD NEVER
WRITE A VALENTINE
THAT GOOD, YOU CREEP.
379
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,649
OH, HI, DICK.
380
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,818
OH, MARY.
381
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:24,191
HAPPY, HAPPY
VALENTINE'S DAY.
382
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:28,528
WOW, DICK, THIS LOOKS
LIKE A REAL PRESENT.
383
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,796
I PUT
A LOT OF THOUGHT
INTO IT.
384
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:33,400
OH!
385
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,801
OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS AMAZING.
386
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,603
OH, I KNEW
YOU'D LOVE IT.
387
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:39,406
WHEN I WAS 5, I WANTED
A PIANO JUST LIKE THIS,
388
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,075
BUT MY MOTHER
WOULDN'T GET IT FOR ME.
389
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,610
HERE'S ANOTHER
ONE, MARY.
390
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,081
OH, MY GOD! DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS?
391
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,317
YEAH,
IT'S THE NOVEL THAT
YOUR PROFESSOR WROTE
392
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,419
WHILE YOU WERE
HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH HIM IN COLLEGE.
393
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:55,955
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
394
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:59,126
AND HERE IS
A FLOWING BLACK WIG.
395
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,328
YOUR CAMP COUNSELOR
WOULDN'T LET YOU
PLAY MARIA
396
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:05,432
IN WEST SIDE STOR,
BUT I WILL.
397
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,500
I NEVER TOLD YOU
ANY OF THESE THINGS.
398
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:08,768
BUT YOU TOLD
YOUR THERAPIST,
399
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,770
WHO IS NOW
MY THERAPIST.
400
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,107
YOU'RE SEEING
MY THERAPIST?
401
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,743
YEAH. YOU BETCHA.
402
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,778
AND SHE TOLD YOU
ALL OF THIS?
403
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,147
OH, OF COURSE NOT.
404
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,251
MARY, THAT WOULD BE
COMPLETELY UNETHICAL.
405
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,953
I LOOKED AT YOUR FILES
WHILE SHE WENT TO
THE BATHROOM.
406
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,591
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
407
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
408
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,195
PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS.
409
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:38,165
PEOPLE DON'T LOOK
AT OTHER PEOPLE'S
PSYCHOLOGICAL FILES
410
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,300
TO GET GIFT IDEAS!
411
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,371
THEY DON'T?
412
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,206
[SHRIEKING] NO!
413
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,007
WAIT A MINUTE, MARY!
414
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,576
ARE YOU SURE?
415
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,745
OH, STUPID ALIEN!
416
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,482
STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!
417
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,616
[PIANO PLINKS]
418
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,584
[PLINK]
419
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,352
[PLINK PLINK PLINK]
420
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:00,553
[CLANG]
421
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,726
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
422
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,265
HELLO,
MY VALENTINE.
423
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,967
HELLO,
MY VALENTINO.
424
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:18,438
SO, THIS NICE
ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?
425
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,941
SET ME BACK $47.99.
426
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:25,312
LISTEN, I, UH, I HAVE
A PRESENT FOR YOU,
427
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,281
BECAUSE I WANTED TONIGHT
TO BE REALLY SPECIAL.
428
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,783
REALLY?
WHAT IS IT?
429
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,820
LAST NIGHT...
430
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,089
I LOST
MY VIRGINITY.
431
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,392
YOU WHAT?
432
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,562
AND IF TONIGHT IS
ANYTHING LIKE LAST NIGHT,
433
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,531
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
ONE GREAT TIME.
434
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,600
WHY WOULD
YOU DO THIS?
435
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,336
OH, I DID
IT FOR YOU.
FOR ME?
436
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,938
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH
AN EXPERIENCED WOMAN.
437
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:52,972
YOU DON'T
WANT A BOYFRIEND
438
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,774
WHO DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING, YOU KNOW?
439
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,876
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HAPPY.
440
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,645
HAPPY?
441
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,380
NOT QUITE HAPPY.
442
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,349
I HAVE TO GO
THINK ABOUT THIS.
443
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:02,882
OK.
444
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,151
WELL,
DON'T BE LONG!
445
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:08,355
OH, I'M GONNA
BE VERY LONG!
446
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,290
GOOD THING
I GOT PAY-PER-VIEW.
447
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,465
[MUSIC ON TV]
448
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,668
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
449
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,170
ALISSA.
450
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,610
HOLA, MON FRÈRE!
451
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,611
HARRY.
452
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,012
SO HOW'D IT GO?
453
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,349
UH, I THINK
SHE WAS A LITTLE
INTIMIDATED BY ME.
454
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,350
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
455
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:40,453
I THINK SHE FELT LIKE
I HAD TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE.
456
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,956
AW, AIN'T NO SUCH THING,
LITTLE BUDDY.
457
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,292
OH!
458
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,359
THOSE 2 LADIES NAKED?
459
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,629
YES, THEY ARE.
460
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,966
SO, WHAT'D THAT GUY DO
TO DESERVE THE SPANKING?
461
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,972
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING
TO THIS EMERGENCY SESSION.
462
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,941
SO WHAT HAPPENED?
463
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,110
DICK READ YOUR FILE ON ME.
464
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,713
HE TOUCHED MY THINGS?
465
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,981
I FEEL SO BETRAYED.
466
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:12,185
I CAN'T TRUST
THESE FREAKS TO SIT
WHILE I TAKE A LEAK!
467
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,524
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
468
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,593
WHAT DID YOU THINK
I JUST SAID?
469
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,629
DR. BRAND, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU!
470
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,297
DICK, YOU HAVE
TO WAIT YOUR TURN!
471
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,365
NO, THIS CAN'T WAIT!
472
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,933
OH, THIS IS INFURIATING!
473
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:30,002
DICK, WHAT COMPELLED YOU
TO INVADE MY PERSONAL SPACE?
474
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,472
OH, AND READ MARY'S FILES?
475
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,107
I DID IT BECAUSE
I AM A MAN WHO WILL
DO IRRATIONAL,
476
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,511
OFTEN ANNOYING THINGS
OUT OF LOVE FOR
MARY ALBRIGHT.
477
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,281
WHY CAN'T
YOU JUST ACT LIKE
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING?!
478
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,951
BECAUSE I'M NEVER
GOING TO BE A NORMAL
HUMAN BEING, MARY!
479
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,386
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
480
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,120
BECAUSE I'M LOUSY AT IT!
481
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:49,989
AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT.
482
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,026
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, MARY.
483
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,595
I'M HAPPY WITH MYSELF.
484
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,897
I DON'T WANT
TO ALTER WHO I AM.
485
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,401
I LIKE ME.
486
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,804
GET THAT DOWN,
DR. BRAND.
487
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,706
SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
488
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,041
DICK SOLOMON,
LOVE HIM OR LEAVE HIM.
489
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,344
YOU'VE GOT
A CHOICE, MARY.
490
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,415
OH, DICK,
I DO LOVE YOU.
491
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,618
AND I KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I EVER TRIED TO LEAVE YOU.
492
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:22,255
YEAH. IRRATIONAL
AND ANNOYING THINGS.
493
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,723
YEAH.
494
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,658
I WOULDN'T
NORMALLY SAY THIS,
495
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,295
BUT YOU TWO
SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER.
496
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,565
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY, MARY.
497
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,801
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
DICK.
498
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,779
SO HOW ARE THINGS
WITH ALISSA?
499
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,981
WELL, SHE
HASN'T CALLED YET.
500
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,751
WHICH I'M READING
AS SMOOTH SAILING.
501
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,887
SHE'S JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO ACCEPT YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE.
502
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,257
WAIT. IS A NON-ALIEN
SPEAKING?
503
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,259
'CAUSE I CANNOT
HEAR A NON-ALIEN
504
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,530
UP HERE ON
THE ALIEN ROOFTOP.
505
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,465
SALLY,
I'M AN ALIEN AGAIN.
506
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:08,468
GOOD, 'CAUSE
THAT OTHER THING
WAS STUPID.
507
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,803
NOT AS STUPID AS
SALLY BEING SCARED
BY A VALENTINE.
508
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:14,040
HEY, I DID NOT KNOW
THE EARTH CUSTOM
ON THAT ONE, ALL RIGHT?
509
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,808
ISN'T IT GREAT
TO ALWAYS HAVE
THAT EXCUSE?
510
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,845
YES, IT DEFINITELY IS.
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