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1, 2, 3,
4, 5, 6.
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AHHH, ISN'T THIS GREAT?
LOOK AT US.
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AN EARTH FAMILY
SITTING AROUND TOGETHER
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ON A BEAUTIFUL
AUTUMN EVENING,
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PLAYING A NICE,
FRIENDLY GAME.
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YEAH, A GAME CALLED
SEX OR CONSEQUENCES.
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"THE NAUGHTY, BAWDY
ADULT PARTY GAME
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WHERE EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE ON TOP!"
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WHOOPEE.
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OH, COME ON, SALLY.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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LOOK HOW FAR YOU ARE
FROM "THE EROGENOUS ZONE."
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FINE.
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OK, "LOVER
OR LOSER."
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THAT SHOULD
BE FUN.
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"WITH WHAT CELEBRITY
WOULD YOU BE TEMPTED
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TO CHEAT ON YOUR MATE?"
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JON VOIGHT!
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MAN, LET HER ANSWER.
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SAY "JON VOIGHT."
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I DON'T HAVE A MATE
TO CHEAT ON, OK?
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UH-UH. THAT
SENDS YOU RIGHT BACK
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TO "CHASTITY CORNER."
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I'M DONE.
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TOMMY, WILL YOU
PLEASE MOVE
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HER LITTLE METAL BUTTOCKS
BACK 5 SPACES?
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
SALLY IS THE TONGUE.
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I AM THE BUTTOCKS.
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YOU THINK SHE'S OK?
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SALLY? SURE.
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SHE JUST GETS
THIS WAY SOMETIMES
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SINCE HER PAINFUL
BREAKUP WITH DON.
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HUH. WHICH ONE?
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WELL, I HEAR THAT.
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TOMMY, YOUR SPIN.
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1, 2, 3...
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"SWAP PARTNERS
AND SMOOCH"?
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OOH. SEXY!
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HEY! NO, NO, NO!
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DICK, WHY DON'T YOU GO
PLAY THIS WITH DR. ALBRIGHT?
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OK?
OH, FINE.
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BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME
I BRING HOME
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A SEXUALLY EXPLICIT
BOARD GAME
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FOR THIS FAMILY!
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I HATE THAT GAME.
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YOU WANNA PLAY
STRIP PARCHEESI?
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YOU'RE ON!
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OH, GOOD MORNING,
DICK.
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STRUDWICK.
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[SLURPS]
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MUST YOU SLURP?
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SORRY. IT'S A RICH,
DELICIOUS CAPPUCCINO.
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I JUST MADE IT.
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SO YOU HAVE
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
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IT'S A GIFT
FROM THE CHANCELLOR
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JUST TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE SUCCESS OF MY BOOK.
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OH, YES. YOUR LITTLE
PAMPHLET ON PHYSICS.
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IT'S GOING INTO
ITS THIRD PRINTING.
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YEP. IT'S QUITE A MACHINE.
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IT'S GOT AN AUTO-FROTHER.
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OH, WELL, I PREFER
TO FROTH MANUALLY.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE
YOU A LITTLE CAPPY, DICK?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU,
STRUDWICK.
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I FIND THAT
EXCESSIVE CAFFEINE
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TENDS TO MAKE ONE
LOOK PUFFY.
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LIKE A JERK.
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OK.
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WE GOT ONE
PASTRAMI LASORDA,
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MM-MMM.
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AND ONE
MOZZARELLA FITZGERALD.
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I DON'T GET THE NAMES
OF THESE SANDWICHES.
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TOMMY, HERE'S
YOUR HAMMY CONNICK JR.
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WELL, THAT ONE'S OBVIOUS.
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LOOK, IT'S PILED HIGH
WITH HAM AND CONNICK.
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YEAH.
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[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE
SHUTS OFF]
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DON!
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NICE MOTORCYCLE, MAN!
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SHINY!
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SALLY.
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BEEN A WHILE.
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THAT IS THE MOST
INCREDIBLE MACHINE
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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YOU'RE LOOKING AT
RUTHERFORD P.D.'s
ONE AND ONLY HOG.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
5 YEARS TO GET MY--
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GET BACK ON IT.
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EXCUSE ME?
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GET BACK ON IT.
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OH, YEAH.
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CAN I BUY YOU A WRAP?
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OK.
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UHH...
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UHH...
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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EVERY HOT MAMA
IN THIS PLACE
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WAS CHECKING HIM OUT.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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MUST BE THE MACHINE.
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HOT MAMAS
LOVE THE MACHINE.
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WHY?
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WHY DO
THE HOT MAMAS CARE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'LL TELL
YOU SOMETHING,
ME LITTLE BUDDY,
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I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
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HEY!
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[SLURRING]
4, 5, 6.
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STRAIGHT TO MARTINI
ISLAND! ALL RIGHT!
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WOULD YOU LIKE ME
TO SHAKE IT?
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OH, PLEASE.
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MMMMM...
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MMM!
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HA HA.
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THIS BEATS THE SCRAP
OUT OF CRABBLE.
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AHH, "NAUGHTY OR NICE."
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"WHAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
YOU'VE EVER DONE IN BED?"
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WELL...
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THERE WAS
THE TIME I STAGED
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A READING
OF OTHELLO,
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AND THE ROLE
OF DESDEMONA
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WAS PLAYED
BY A DOWN COMFORTER.
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I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU
ANY SPACES FOR THAT.
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"TRUTH OR DARE."
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"WHO WAS
YOUR LAST FLING?"
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OH...
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THAT WOULD
HAVE TO BE...
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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HA HA HA.
HA HA HA.
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STRUDWICK!
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NO!
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YES!
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I'M BACK ON MARTINI ISLAND!
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YOU CAN SET ME UP.
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YOU CAN KISS
MY TINY PEWTER ASS!
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OH, I CAN'T GET
HIS FACE OUT OF MY MIND!
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STRUDWICK'S?
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NO, NINA.
LITTLE DAVEY TENNANT,
THE BOY DOWN THE BLOCK.
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YOU SEE, EVER SINCE
HE WAS 3 YEARS OLD,
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DAVEY'S WANTED
MORE THAN ANYTHING
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TO SEE
A REAL PROFESSIONAL
BASEBALL GAME.
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HE WISHED
THE BIGGEST WISH
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HIS LITTLE HEART
COULD MUSTER.
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BUT HIS DAD WAS LAID OFF
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AND COULDN'T AFFORD
THE TICKETS.
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WELL...
ONE DAY LAST WEEK,
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LITTLE DAVEY
WAS OUTSIDE
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PLAYING BALL
LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES,
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AND WHO SHOULD
WALK UP THE BLOCK,
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TALL AS A BUILDING,
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BUT HOME-RUN KING
MARK McGWIRE.
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TO SEE LITTLE DAVEY'S
EYES LIGHT UP
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AS McGWIRE HANDED HIM
4 SEATS ON THE FIRST BASE LINE,
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WELL, IT'S SOMETHING
THAT I WILL NEVER FORGET.
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YES, STRUDWICK'S FACE!
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STOP ASKING
SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS!
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LOOK, YOU KNEW
ABOUT HER PAST.
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YEAH, BUT UNTIL LAST NIGHT,
HER PAST WAS--WAS FACELESS!
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NOW IT'S GOT A FACE.
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THE FUZZY, SMIRKING FACE
OF VINCENT W. STRUDWICK.
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I AM SO HUNG OVER.
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OHH.
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WELL, MARY, THAT'S JUST
NATURE'S WAY OF TELLING YOU
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WHAT A TRAMP YOU ARE.
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WHAT?
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MARY, DID YOU FILL OUT
YOUR FORM 8-As
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FOR YOUR
GRADUATE-LEVEL COURSES?
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I DIDN'T THINK
WE NEEDED THOSE
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UNTIL NEXT SEMESTER.
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Strudwick:
THE BURSAR'S OFFICE SAYS
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WE NEED THEM
BEFORE MIDTERMS.
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I'D BETTER GET ON THAT.
DO YOU HAVE
ANY BLANK ONES?
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FRESH OUT.
BUT THEY'VE GOT THEM AT
THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING.
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OH, I'LL CALL HELEN.
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OH, WHY DON'T YOU TWO
JUST GET A ROOM?!
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I'LL BRING
SOME BY LATER.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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OH, MY PROBLEM?
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SO IT'S MY PROBLEM
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THAT YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH STRUDWICK.
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NINA, HOW COULD
YOU TELL HIM?
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YOU TOLD HIM.
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OH, I TOLD HI--
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OH, I TOLD HIM.
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OH, DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
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VINCENT AND DOTTIE
WERE SEPARATED.
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IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
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I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW YOU THEN.
IT'S ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, ANCIENT HISTORY?
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ANCIENT HISTORY
IS DEAD PEOPLE--
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PYRAMIDS, GLADIATORS
SMITING LIONS,
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A BOTTLE OF MILK
FOR A NICKEL.
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THIS IS NOT
ANCIENT HISTORY!
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OH, MY GOD, I CAN
STILL SMELL HIM
ON YOU!
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ARE THERE ANY PROFESSORS
YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH?
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THERE'S A GUY
IN THE PSYCH DEPARTMENT,
BUT I THINK HE'S GAY.
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DR. WATKINS?
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NO, NO, I SLEPT WITH HIM.
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HEY, I READ
THIS CRAZY STATISTIC
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IN THE PAPER
THIS MORNING.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
70% OF PEOPLE OUR AGE
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ARE SEXUALLY ACTIVE?
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AND 40%
HAVE INHALED SOLVENTS.
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REALLY. SO, UH...
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WHICH CROWD
YOU WANT TO HANG WITH?
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT WE HAVE SEX?
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00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,912
WELL, YOU--
OR INHALE SOLVENTS.
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00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,146
YOU KNOW,
IT'S REALLY UP TO YOU.
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00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,414
I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE A GENTLEMAN HERE.
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WELL, THE GUYS
AT THE DEALERSHIP
WOULDN'T SELL ME A HARLEY.
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00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:12,953
THEY SAID I DIDN'T
HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.
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BUMMER. DID THEY
HAVE SOMETHING
CHEAPER?
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00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,522
WELL, THEY HAD A YAMAHA,
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00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,390
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT EITHER.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU HAVE?
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I HAVE NO MONEY.
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YOU DIDN'T PLAN
THIS OUT VERY WELL,
DID YOU?
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NO, SIR, I DID NOT.
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HELLO.
SOMETHING WRONG?
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YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG,
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THANKS TO THAT MINCING
CRETIN VINCENT STRUDWICK!
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HEY, THAT'S MY DAD
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, I AM SO SORRY, HONEY.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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WOULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE
SO I CAN TRASH YOUR FATHER?
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BUT WE--
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GET OUT!
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DICK!
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TOMMY...
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO BREAK THIS TO YOU.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS IT?
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NOW TRY TO STAY CALM.
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HERE IT COMES.
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7 YEARS AGO,
MY BELOVED MARY
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HAD A TORRID AFFAIR
WITH VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,538
OH, GOD. I THOUGHT
IT WAS GOING TO BE
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00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,475
SOMETHING I CARED ABOUT.
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00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:09,109
HEY, DICK.
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00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,779
HARRY?
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00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,247
THERE'S NO GOOD WAY
TO HEAR SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
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00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,248
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO SIT DOWN.
240
00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,317
ALBRIGHT
DORKED STRUDWICK.
241
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,156
I ALMOST SAT DOWN
FOR THAT?
242
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,595
THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE.
243
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,629
NOTHING MAKES SENSE
ANYMORE.
244
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,599
STRUDWICK GETS
EVERYTHING I DESERVE.
245
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,401
IF IT'S NOT
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE,
246
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,235
IT'S A BOOK DEAL.
247
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,004
IF IT'S NOT A BOOK
DEAL, IT'S MARY.
248
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,672
IF IT'S NOT MARY,
IT'S...
249
00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:40,273
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
250
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,643
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
EVEN THE SCORE.
251
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:45,612
YES. YES!
252
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,215
I COULD SLEEP
WITH STRUDWICK'S WIFE!
253
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,885
WELL, I WAS THINKING
YOU COULD GET
A CAPPUCCINO MACHINE.
254
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,087
WAIT. DICK, YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING
255
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,189
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S
MOTHER?
256
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,258
UH-HUH.
257
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,560
DON'T YOU SEE?
ALISSA LOOKS UP TO HER MOM.
258
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,897
IF YOU DO THAT,
IT'LL UNDERMINE
ALL OF HER MORALITY,
259
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:08,101
ALL OF THE VALUES
THAT SHE SPENT YEARS
TRYING TO INSTILL IN ALISSA.
260
00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:13,040
THAT IS SO PERFECT!
261
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,609
PAVE THE WAY
FOR THE LITTLE GUY, CALIGULA!
262
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:17,410
HEY, HEY!
263
00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,511
WHAT?
264
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,180
WE COULD TAKE THEM
OUT TOGETHER!
265
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,048
WHAT COULD BE COOLER
266
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,116
THAN DOUBLE-DATING
WITH YOUR DAD?!
267
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:23,984
HEY, YES!
268
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,919
YEAH!
269
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,761
HOW FAST
WILL THIS BABY GO?
270
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,062
YOU WANT TO
GO FASTER, BABY?
271
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,865
OH, YEAH, LET'S
GO FASTER, BABY!
272
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,067
YOU GOT IT, BABY!
273
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:40,868
AAAH!
274
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:44,204
REDLINE IT, BABY!
REDLINE THIS HOG!
275
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,139
THIS IS A HOSPITAL
ZONE, BABY.
276
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,641
DO IT, BABY!
DO IT!
277
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,910
POP A WHEELIE!
278
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,012
YEAH!
AAAAH!
279
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:57,350
Sally: THAT'S IT, BABY.
TASTE THE ASPHALT!
280
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,387
[DOORBELL RINGS]
281
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:02,622
HELLO, ALISSA.
282
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,457
TOMMY FORGOT
HIS AIR FRESHENER.
283
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,292
HIS WHAT?
284
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,794
HE WAS SUPPOSED
TO FORGET HIS BOOKBAG,
285
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,897
BUT HE FORGOT
TO FORGET IT.
286
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,398
OH, THANK YOU, DICK.
287
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,099
MM-HMM.
288
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,133
WELL, OK. BYE.
289
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,334
OH, UH...
AS LONG AS I'M HERE,
290
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,536
IS--IS YOUR FATHER
AT HOME?
NO.
291
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,105
UH...IS--IS
YOUR MOTHER AT HOME?
292
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,007
YEAH, BUT SHE'S
IN THE SHOWER.
293
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,341
OH. IN THE SHOWER.
294
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,478
THEN MY WORK
IS HALF DONE.
295
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,451
[SIGHING]
296
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,329
AAH! OHHH!
297
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,563
HI, DOTTIE.
298
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,065
D-DR. SOLOMON?
299
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,166
OH, CALL ME DICK.
300
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,868
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
301
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,103
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
302
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,071
LET ME EXPLAIN.
303
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,605
YOU SEE, 7 YEARS AGO,
304
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,942
YOUR HUSBAND SLEPT
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND
305
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,742
MARY ALBRIGHT?
306
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,945
VINCENT? SLEPT WITH MARY?
307
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,847
YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
308
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,116
BUT LET'S
ADDRESS THE SITUATION
LIKE RATIONAL ADULTS.
309
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,018
FOR THE SAKE OF BOTH
OUR RELATIONSHIPS,
310
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,121
YOU AND I NEED TO SLEEP
TOGETHER. AGREED?
311
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:08,922
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
312
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,590
WELL, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
313
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,659
UH, FORTUNATELY, WE'RE
BOTH VERY ATTRACTIVE,
314
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,996
SO IT NEEDN'T BE AN
UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.
315
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,731
OH, I AM GOING
TO GET HIM!
316
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,699
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
317
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,568
WHAT SAY
WE CLIMB BACK
INTO THAT SHOWER
318
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,370
AND GET IT ON, HUH?
319
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,771
MOM?
320
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,839
OH, MY GOD!
321
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,040
UH, ALISSA,
PLEASE.
322
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,409
YOUR MOTHER AND I
NEED TO MAKE LOVE.
323
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:35,648
SO, UH...
324
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,151
SHALL WE LEAVE
THESE ADULTS ALONE
325
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,288
AND ADJOURN
TO THE JACUZZI?
326
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,755
OHHH!
327
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:43,790
OHHHH!
328
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,258
OHH.
329
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:48,761
WHAT JUST
WENT WRONG HERE?
330
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,497
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW.
331
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,976
DOING OK
IN THERE, DONNY?
332
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:03,743
MMMM.
333
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,914
BOY, HE DON'T LOOK
SO GOOD, DO HE?
334
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:07,780
DOWN
AT THE PRECINCT,
335
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,616
THEY'RE CALLING HIM
THE HUMAN SCAB.
336
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,586
OK, HOW'S
MY PATIENT DOING?
337
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:17,324
WHAT? YOU MEAN
THE SKINLESS WONDER?
338
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,659
I'M REFERRING TO DON.
339
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,728
OR AS WE'RE
CALLING HIM HERE...
340
00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:25,365
DON TARTARE.
341
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,733
OL' GRAVELBACK!
342
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:30,270
HOW ABOUT THE AMAZING
COLOSSAL SCAB!
343
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,572
I ALREADY HAD
THE HUMAN SCAB.
344
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:33,974
YEAH, THAT
WAS GOOD, TOO.
345
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,776
MINE'S JUST A BIT
MORE...CLEVER.
346
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,812
Sally: OH, DON!
347
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,149
DON! LOOK AT YOU!
348
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,783
[GROANS]
349
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:44,817
THAT IS DON, RIGHT?
350
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,618
YEAH.
351
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,654
OH, DON.
352
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,190
HOW IS IT
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT,
353
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,091
AND YOU LOOK
LIKE THAT?
354
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:55,462
WELL, YOU SEE, WE WERE
GOING INTO THE SKID,
355
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,829
AND...I...
356
00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:01,101
I JUST USED DONNY'S
BODY AS A SLED.
357
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:02,002
[GROANS]
358
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,504
OH, GOD.
HE WAS
SO HEROIC.
359
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,772
NOW LOOK
AT YOU.
360
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:11,378
OH...PRONE,
HELPLESS...
361
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,313
TIED UP.
362
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,847
SEE,
IT NEVER FAILS.
363
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,450
BABES LOVE GUYS
ON MACHINES.
364
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,385
WELL, THAT'S GOOD
FOR DON,
365
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,352
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA
BE HOOKED UP
366
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:22,022
TO THAT
MECHANICAL BLADDER
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
367
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,958
I THINK IT'S SEXY.
368
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,765
HAVE YOU GOTTEN
DOTTIE STRUDWICK
ON THE PHONE?
369
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:33,766
SHE KEEPS HANGING UP.
370
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,436
OHHH. PLEASE CLEAN UP
YOUR PHONE MANNERS, NINA.
371
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,671
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
WITH THIS WOMAN.
372
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,074
YOU'RE HAVING ME CALL
373
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,942
SO YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH HER?
374
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:43,810
OH, NINA.
375
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:45,512
YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT
IS SO IMPERSONAL.
376
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,680
I'LL BRING HER
FLOWERS AND CANDY.
377
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,648
NO, NO!
378
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,516
JUST FLOWERS.
379
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,384
I DON'T WANT HER FAT.
380
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,153
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
381
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,321
OH, I'M OFF
TO THE FLORIST,
382
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,688
THEN SEX WITH
DOTTIE STRUDWICK,
383
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,025
THEN, HEY,
WHAT SAY I SWING BY
AND PICK YOU UP
384
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,360
FOR A CELEBRATORY
DINNER AT MARIO'S,
HUH?
385
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,462
LOVELY.
386
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,530
I DON'T KNOW
HOW THE HELL HE THINKS
387
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,699
HE'S GONNA GET
A RESERVATION AT MARIO'S--
388
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,270
NINA, WHAT DID
HE JUST SAY?
389
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,738
HE'S GOING
TO THE FLORIST.
390
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,173
NO, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER THAT,
391
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,374
BUT BEFORE MARIO'S?
392
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,908
STRUDWICK'S.
393
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,710
OH, MY GOD!
394
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,384
DOTTIE!
395
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,518
DOTTIE?!
396
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,054
ARE YOU HOME?
397
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,888
THE DOOR WAS OPEN!
398
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:29,956
Dick: DOTTIE?
399
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,823
ARE YOU HOME?
400
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,925
THE DOOR
WAS OPEN!
401
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,695
MARY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
402
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,596
I CAME HERE TO STOP YOU
403
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,565
FROM DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY IRRATIONAL.
404
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,100
MARY, PLEASE. IT'S
PERFECTLY RATIONAL.
405
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,602
I'M EVENING
THE SCORE
WITH STRUDWICK.
406
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:43,903
IT DOESN'T EVEN
INVOLVE YOU.
407
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,937
WHAT?!
408
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,174
OH, GOD. NOW I'VE GOT
TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO DOTTIE.
409
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,509
OH, NO, DON'T. I
WANT TO KEEP HER MAD.
410
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,378
ANGER BREEDS REVENGE.
411
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,712
Strudwick:
DOTTIE?
DOTTIE?!
412
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,748
HONEY,
THE FRONT DOOR
WAS WIDE OPEN--
413
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,684
DICK. MARY.
414
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,551
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?
415
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,120
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, STRUDWICK?
416
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,721
THIS IS
MY MASTER SUITE.
417
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,789
WHY THE HELL
ARE YOU HERE?
418
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:03,656
I'M TRYING
TO STOP MARY
419
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,225
FROM TALKING
TO YOUR WIFE.
420
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,994
ABOUT WHAT?
OH, LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW.
421
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,162
OH, MY GOD.
422
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,830
NO, NO. SHE'S
GOT TO UNDERSTAND
423
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,500
THAT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US WAS A MISTAKE.
424
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,702
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
425
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,036
MARY, WHAT ARE
YOU THINKING?
426
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,139
WHAT IS GOING ON
OUT HERE?
427
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,006
HI, PUMPKIN.
428
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,908
PUMPKIN?!
WHO ARE YOU
CALLING PUMPKIN?
429
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:25,378
SHOULD I TURN OFF
THE JETS, DOTTIE?
430
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,248
DOTTIE, WHAT IS
OUR POOL GUY DOING HERE?
431
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,882
OH, MY GOD!
432
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,784
YOU HAVE A POOL?!
433
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,121
GOD.
434
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,056
IT'S ALL OUT
IN THE OPEN, VINCENT.
435
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,891
YOU AND YOUR DIRTY
LITTLE SECRET.
436
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,894
WE WERE SEPARATED.
IT WAS
A TRIAL SEPARATION.
437
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:44,497
I DID NOT KNOW THAT
AT THE TIME.
438
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,532
OHHHHH.
439
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,901
OH, FOR GOD'S
SAKE, DOTTIE...
440
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,839
I'LL GET DRESSED.
441
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:55,675
WHAT A RIPOFF.
442
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,643
LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE.
443
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,510
OH, ME?
444
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,279
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO HAD THE FLING
445
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,213
WITH A MARRIED STRUDWICK
446
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,883
AND THEN GOT DRUNK
AND BLABBED ALL ABOUT IT.
447
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,752
OK...
448
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,287
BUT, DICK, YOU'VE
GOT TO UNDERSTAND.
449
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,256
I HAD A LIFE
BEFORE I MET YOU.
450
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,559
BUT I DIDN'T.
451
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,794
I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE
ON EARTH STARTED
452
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,629
WHEN I MET YOU.
453
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,932
YOU'RE THE ONLY THING THAT'S
BEEN MINE AND MINE ALONE.
454
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:22,902
IN THE "MARY" COLUMN,
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN DICK, ONE,
455
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,104
STRUDWICK, ZERO.
456
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,507
AND NOW IT'S A TIE.
457
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,078
WELL, IF IT WOULD
MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
458
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,013
YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLATE
A HELL OF A LOT MORE TIMES
459
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,882
THAN HE HAS.
460
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,651
OH, MARY.
461
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,153
OH, DICK.
462
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,458
NOW LET'S
GO TO MARIO'S.
463
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:47,927
DICK?
464
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,595
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.
465
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,330
I'M GONNA GO PEE
IN HIS POOL.
466
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,365
DICK!
467
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,866
RIGHT.
468
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:22,695
DON.
OHHH!
469
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,830
SALLY.
470
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,232
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
471
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,666
I HAD TO COME.
472
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,935
WE'VE BEEN APART
TOO LONG.
473
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,937
I MUST BE WITH YOU.
474
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,773
I DON'T HAVE
ANY SKIN.
475
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,107
OW!
476
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,677
I CAN'T RESIST YOU
ANY LONGER!
477
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,978
OHHH!
478
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,513
SHH!
479
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,983
I'LL BE GENTLE.
480
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,018
AAAAH! OOOH!
481
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:50,290
OHHH! OH.
AH.
482
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:56,062
SO, TOMMY,
HOW DID ALISSA
TAKE ALL THIS?
483
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,665
WELL, SHE
KICKED ME
484
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,167
VERY HARD.
IN THE, UH,
485
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,535
SWIMSUIT AREA.
486
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,503
OOOH.
OOOH.
487
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,772
BUT THAT COUNTS
AS SECOND BASE
ACTION, RIGHT?
488
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,774
WELL, IN MY BOOK
IT DOES.
489
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,608
YOU KNOW, THESE
TERRY-GO-ROUNDS
490
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,609
ARE REALLY
COMFORTABLE.
491
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,443
YEAH, THEY
REALLY ARE.
492
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,112
IT'S THE TOWEL
THAT WEARS LIKE A PANTS.
493
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,847
HMMM.
HMMM.
494
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,916
HEY, DICK,
YOU FEELING
ANY BETTER?
495
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,850
OHH, A LITTLE.
496
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,086
BUT, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S STILL
AN EMPTY SPACE
497
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,187
ON MY SCORECARD.
498
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,589
EVERYONE ELSE
IN THE GAME...
499
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,790
EVERYONE BUT ME...
500
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,793
HAS GOTTEN
SOME FORBIDDEN NOOKIE.
501
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,694
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
502
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,661
HON, I THINK
IT'S TIME
503
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,829
TO LET IT GO.
504
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,097
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
505
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,932
THE PAST
IS PAST.
506
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,601
TIME ONLY MOVES
IN ONE DIRECTION
507
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,436
ON THIS PLANET.
508
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,472
I JUST HAVE
TO MOVE ON.
509
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,210
OH, WHO AM
I KIDDING?
510
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,945
I CAN'T
LET IT GO!
511
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,985
[DOORBELL RINGS]
512
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,790
UH, HELLO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
513
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,392
BUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S
EX-LOVER'S WIFE
514
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,227
SLEPT
WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
515
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,495
EXCUSE ME?
516
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,896
OK, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
517
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,731
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
518
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,266
THAT THE UNIVERSE
IS OUT OF BALANCE,
519
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,234
AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US
520
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,036
TO BRING SOME MEASURE
OF JUSTICE TO THE WORLD
521
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,639
IS FOR YOU AND ME
TO MAKE LOVE.
522
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:15,107
Man: WHAT'S GOING
ON THERE, CARMEN?
523
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,044
HI, DICK.
524
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:23,015
NOOOOOOO!
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