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DR. SOLOMON, HAVE YOU
BOUGHT STRUDWICK'S
NEW BOOK YET?
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I WAS GONNA ORDER IT
OFF THE INTERNET
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UNTIL I REALIZED
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS AMAZON.CRAP.
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LOOK AT HIM,
STANDING UP THERE LIKE
ALL OF THIS WAS FOR HIM.
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ALL THIS IS FOR HIM.
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FINE. BUT HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO BASK.
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LOOK AT HIM BASKING.
THAT BASKER!
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YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE HE GOT A BOOK
PUBLISHED AND YOU DIDN'T.
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JEALOUS? HA HA!
OF HIS LITTLE
COMIC BOOK?
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THAT'S A HOOT
AND A HALF.
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WELL, THOSE 4 NOBEL
LAUREATES OVER THERE
KISSING HIS BUTT
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SEEM TO DISAGREE.
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SO, WHERE ARE
THE NOBEL GUYS?
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OH, THEY'RE
OVER THERE
WITH STRUDWICK.
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BUT THEY'RE
NOT SO GREAT.
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ONE OF THEM HAD TO
SHARE HIS PRIZE
WITH A SWEDE.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GO TALK TO THEM?
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OH, GOSH, I'M SO NERVOUS.
DO I HAVE ANY BROCCOLI
IN MY TEETH?
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NOT A LOT. COME ON.
OK.
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HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, DICK.
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QUITE AN IMPRESSIVE
TURNOUT FOR ME,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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NOT BAD. IT'S
NO GAY PRIDE PARADE.
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RIGHT. SO, WHAT'D YOU
THINK OF THE BOOK?
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AS BATHROOM FARE?
A TRIUMPH.
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WELL, I'M GOING TO GO
GET MY PICTURE TAKEN
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FOR THE NATIONAL
JOURNAL OF PHYSICS.
DON'T BE IN IT.
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OH, I WON'T.
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I'VE GOT TO GET
IN THAT PICTURE!
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HEY! ARE YOU
WHITTLING?
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ACTUALLY, I FOUND THIS
PIECE OF WOOD OUTSIDE,
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AND I FIGURED
I'D MAKE US ALL
SOME TWIG MEN.
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WELL, HOW NICE OF YOU!
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JUST HAD A LOT
OF EXTRA ENERGY
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SINCE DON AND I
CALLED IT OFF.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY.
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SO, CALL ME
LATER?
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OK.
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OK.
BYE.
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WELL...PRETTY GOOD
AFTERNOON FOR ME.
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A LITTLE, UH...
A LITTLE HOMEWORK,
A LITTLE MUSIC.
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A LITTLE MAKIN' OUT.
OH, WAIT! DID I SAY
"A LITTLE"?
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I MEANT A LOT!
TOMMY!
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AAAH!
OW!
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE, MAN.
WE WERE JUST SITTING THERE
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NEXT TO EACH OTHER,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
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WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER,
AND SOMETHIN'
CAME OVER US.
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AND THEN
YOU KISSED HER...
DIDN'T YOU?
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NO, NO, NO.
NOT YET, RIGHT?
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WE--WE, UH, WE INCHED
CLOSER AND CLOSER
TOGETHER. RIGHT?
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AND--AND--AND MY LIPS
WERE THERE, AND...
OHH!
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HER LIPS WERE THERE...
THAT SOUNDS...
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REAL NICE, TOMMY.
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AND THEN
YOU KISSED HER,
DIDN'T YOU?
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WELL, NO.
THEN I BLACKED OUT.
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BUT WHEN I WOKE UP,
MAN, WE WERE KISSIN'!
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AND WE JUST
KISSED AND KISSED--
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AAH!
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SORRY.
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I THINK I NEED
A NEW TWIG!
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HELLO. YES. THIS
IS VINCENT STRUDWICK.
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YOU JUST PUBLISHED
MY BOOK PHYSICS FOR
A NEW MILLENNIUM.
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I WANT ALL COPIES
RECALLED.
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WHY? WELL, BESIDES THE FACT
THAT I PLAGIARIZED
THE WHOLE THING
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FROM RENOWNED GENIUS
DICK SOLOMON,
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I ALSO FEEL
THAT THE JACKET PHOTO
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FAILS TO HIGHLIGHT
MY POUTY, FEMININE MOUTH.
GET ON IT!
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OF COURSE THIS IS
THE REAL STRUDWICK!
HELLO? HELLO?
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S STRUDWICK'S
NEW BOOK.
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OH, I THOUGHT I SMELLED
A STINK IN HERE.
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WELL, GET USED
TO THE STINK.
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IT'S THE NEW TEXTBOOK
YOU'LL BE TEACHING FROM.
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WHAT?!
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THEY SAY
IT'S BRILLIANT!
WHO SAYS THAT?!
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EVERYONE.
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WELL, CALL UP "EVERYONE"
AND TELL THEM
TO GO TO HELL.
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I'LL GET
RIGHT ON THAT.
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LOOK AT THIS. I COULD
WRITE A BETTER BOOK
OVERNIGHT.
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YOU THINK
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST MAN
ON THE PLANET, DON'T YOU?
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FOR THE THOUSANDTH
TIME, YES!
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NINA, CANCEL
MY CLASSES. I'VE GOT
SOME WRITING TO DO.
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GET OUT
OF MY WAY!
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AND THAT
WAS DR. SOLOMON.
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AND THIS
IS MY OFFICE.
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OH, GENTLEMEN,
IT HAS BEEN
A TREMENDOUS HONOR
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TO BE ABLE
TO GIVE YOU
THE TOUR.
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THANK YOU
FOR COMING.
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OH! YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
OUR CAFETERIA!
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I'D LOVE TO JOIN YOU,
BUT I HAVE A CLASS.
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DO THEY HAVE SOUP?
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YES, I BELIEVE
THEY HAVE SOUP.
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IS IT
A CREAM SOUP?
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UH, THAT I DON'T KNOW.
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I HOPE
THEY HAVE WAFFLES.
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OH, BUT NOT
THE ROUND ONES.
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CERTAINLY NOT.
NO, NO. NOT THE ROUND
ONES, NO.
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SO, GO. GO.
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IT'S OK.
IT'S OK.
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GO.
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HAVE SOUP.
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TOMMY, MY MAN!
LOOKIN' GOOD!
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YEAH. I'M GONNA
GO MEET ALISSA'S
PARENTS TONIGHT.
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I'M A LITTLE
NERVOUS.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I FIND, TOMMY?
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PARENTS...
LOVE THE GREEKS.
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SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
IS COME OFF AS GREEK.
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BUT NOT TOO GREEK,
SEE, 'CAUSE THAT'S
JUST CREEPY.
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I SUGGEST
MEDIUM GREEK.
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THAT'S MONEY.
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I'M JUST GONNA
BE MYSELF.
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AH.
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BOLD CHOICE.
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SPECTRUM
GRAVITATIONAL FIELD,
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DEVIATION
OF THE RELATIVE INFINITY
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OF THE CONSTRUCT--
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HEY, DICK!
THE MOVIE STARTS
IN 20 MINUTES.
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DON, I--I CAN'T COME.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE
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OF WRITING
A GROUNDBREAKING BOOK
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THAT'LL BRING
THE PHYSICS WORLD
TO ITS KNEES.
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OH. WHAT'S IT CALLED?
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PAYBACK'S A BITCH,
STRUDWICK.
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BUT, DICK, I...
I ALREADY GOT THE TICKETS,
LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
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HERE. LISTEN TO THIS,
DON. "TO CONSTRUCT
THE ANALOG CURVATURE,
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"DEPLACE A VECTOR X
A SECOND TIME
TO THE FIRST P.
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"THE COINCIDING VOLUME
OF THE LIGHT COMPLEX
IS THE SAME
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WHETHER MEASURED IN
TERMS OF THE VARIABLE
K OR L."
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WATCH OUT, STEVEN KING.
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OH, HE BETTER.
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HEY, DON.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
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OH, NOT GOOD. YOUR
BROTHER JUST STUCK ME
WITH A MOVIE TICKET.
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OH, YEAH?
WHAT MOVIE YOU SEEIN'?
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I DON'T REMEMBER
THE NAME OF IT,
BUT IT'S THE ONE
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WHERE JACKIE CHAN
KILLS 2 GUYS
WITH A BAGUETTE.
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I HEAR THAT ONE'S
AWESOME!
YEAH. HA HA.
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I WOULD ASK YOU,
YOU KNOW, BUT
SINCE WE BROKE UP...
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OH. OF COURSE. SURE.
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BUT I--I DO HAVE,
YOU KNOW,
AN EXTRA TICKET.
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MAYBE WE COULD GO
AS, UH...
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FRIENDS.
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OK. YEAH.
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FRIENDS. HEY, I'LL EVEN
BUY THE TICKET OFF YA.
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NO, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT,
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UNLESS YOU HAPPEN
TO HAVE 6.50 HANDY.
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OH...I ONLY GOT
A 20 ON ME.
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I GOT CHANGE.
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[GIGGLES]
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WHERE YOU GOIN'?
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I HAVE TO PUT A FORK
AT THE OTHER END
OF THE TABLE.
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I'LL MISS YOU.
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SHUT UP.
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Woman: HI. GO IN AND
CHECK ON THE KIDS.
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OK. THERE'S
MY PARENTS.
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DON'T BE NERVOUS.
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU.
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OK.
[CLEARS THROAT]
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DAD, THIS
IS TOMMY.
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THIS IS
MY FATHER.
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HELLO, TOMMY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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YEAH. NICE
TO MEET YOU, TOO.
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YOU KNOW, UH...
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YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALL
LIKE I PICTURED.
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HI.
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I'M ALISSA'S MOM.
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NOW I GET IT.
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MAN! YOU WROTE
A WHOLE BOOK?
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ONLY THE MOST
BRILLIANT BOOK
ON PHYSICS EVER WRITTEN.
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THE FORMULAS IN THERE
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ARE 400 YEARS AHEAD
OF THIS PLANET'S MOST
ADVANCED MODERN THINKING.
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WHOA, DICK! YOU'RE
GONNA BE FAMOUS!
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WHY, YES, I AM,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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COLD FUSION,
PERPETUAL MOTION?
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HUMANS ARE GONNA BE
BLOWN AWAY BY ALL THAT.
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THIS'LL WIPE THE SMUGLINESS
OFF STRUDWICK'S FURRY,
RATLIKE LITTLE FACE.
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EVERY EXPERT
IN THE COUNTRY'S
GONNA BE DYIN'
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TO KNOW HOW YOU
FIGURED ALL THIS OUT.
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YOU THINK?
OH, AND THE FAME!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
BARBARA WALTERS
MAKE YOU CRY.
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BARBARA WALTERS?
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YEP. GRILLIN' YOU
ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD
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ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
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BUT I--I NEVER HAD
A CHILDHOOD.
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OH, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO TELL ME.
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A BOY GROWS UP
AWFUL FAST ON THE MEAN
STREETS OF, UH...
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WHERE ARE YOU
FROM AGAIN?
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OUTER SPACE!
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
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IF I PUBLISH
ALL THE SECRETS
OF THE UNIVERSE,
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WE MIGHT JUST AS WELL
WALK INTO THE PENTAGON
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AND YELL OUT,
"WE'RE ALIENS!"
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OH, YEAH.
THAT WOULD BE
QUITE A PREDICAMENT.
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YOU IDIOT!
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WELL...
[SIGHS]
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THIS IS MY PLACE.
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WOW.
SMELLS, UM...
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RUSTIC.
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THANKS. YOU KNOW,
THIS WAS REALLY GREAT.
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ISN'T IT COOL
THAT WE CAN JUST GO
TO A MOVIE AS FRIENDS?
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IT COOL.
IT'S GREAT.
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REALLY GREAT.
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SO, YOU WANT
A CUP OF COFFEE
OR ANYTHING?
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NAH. I SHOULD
PROBABLY GO.
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OK.
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THAT WAS
A WONDERFUL MEAL,
DOTTY.
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YEAH, DELICIOUS.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU LIKED IT.
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HERE, MOM, LET ME
GIVE YOU A HAND.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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SO, UH...
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I REALLY LIKE
ALISSA A LOT.
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SHE'S A LOVELY GIRL.
YEAH.
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YOU AND ME,
WE'RE LUCKY GUYS,
HUH?
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WE GOT OURSELVES
A COUPLE OF HOTTIES,
HUH?
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EXCUSE ME?
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LISTEN, MAN. AHEM.
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
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HAS ALISSA
MENTIONED ANYTHING
ABOUT MY KISSING?
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00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,169
WHAT?
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00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,704
THE THING IS,
WE'RE MAKIN' OUT,
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LIKE, A LOT. RIGHT?
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BUT SHE'S A LITTLE MORE
EXPERIENCED THAN I AM,
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00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,644
WHICH IS WHY ANY
FEEDBACK SHE GAVE YOU'D
BE REALLY APPRECIATED.
222
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,546
I--I THINK MAYBE
WE SHOULD CHANGE
THE SUBJECT.
223
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,314
OH, OK.
224
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,883
SO. WHAT DOES
YOUR FATHER DO?
225
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,618
UH, HE'S
A PROFESSOR.
AT PENDELTON.
226
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,187
UM, DICK SOLOMON?
227
00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,394
OH...
228
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,729
OH, BOY.
229
00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,368
THAT WAS
SOMETHIN', HUH?
230
00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,770
I WASN'T EXPECTIN' THAT!
231
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,472
OH, ME, NEITHER.
232
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,743
WELL, I GUESS WE HAD
ONE LEFT IN US.
233
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,077
THAT WAS
A BIG MISTAKE.
234
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,146
OH, BIG. OH, BIG.
235
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:46,914
[CHUCKLING]
236
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,216
WELL, UH...I, UH...
237
00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:49,850
I'D BETTER BE GOIN'.
238
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,384
OK!
239
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,120
I'LL SEE YOU
AROUND.
240
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,756
YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL
DO SOMETHIN', RIGHT?
OH, THAT'D BE NICE.
241
00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,357
GOD, I WANT YOU.
TAKE ME!
242
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,004
108 FOR 210...
243
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,208
108 FOR 211...
244
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,748
109 FOR 212...
245
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,016
DR. SOLOMON,
CHANNEL 58 JUST CALLED
246
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,551
AND ASKED IF YOU
WOULD LIKE TO APPEAR
247
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,854
ON SOME SHOW
CALLED MEN & IDEAS?
248
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:30,423
MEN & IDEAS?!
YES, INDEED, I DO!
249
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,691
MARY, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
250
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,127
I GUESS THE WORD IS
FINALLY GETTING OUT.
251
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:36,830
I'M GONNA
BE A GUEST
ON MEN & IDEAS.
252
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,332
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE
JUST A PANELIST.
WHAT?
253
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,268
THE SHOW'S
ALL ABOUT STRUDWICK.
254
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,103
NO!
255
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,404
OHHH...
256
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,340
[SOBBING]
257
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,778
YOU'RE TAKING IT
BETTER THAN I
THOUGHT YOU WOULD.
[HONKING]
258
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,880
I'LL BE
RIGHT THERE!
259
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:53,413
[CHUCKLES]
260
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:54,347
IT'S THE LAUREATES.
261
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,149
I'M TAKING THEM
TO BANANA REPUBLIC.
262
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,418
BERNARD HAS NEVER
WORN JEANS.
263
00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,853
BUT, MARY...
264
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:00,553
[HONK HONK]
265
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,122
OH. I'M COMING!
266
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,590
JEEZ!
267
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,893
DICK!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
268
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,595
WHAT IS YOUR SON
DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
269
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,530
WELL, APPARENTLY,
THEY'VE BEEN DATING
FOR 3 MONTHS.
270
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,533
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. TOMMY'S
BEEN DATING SOME GIRL
NAMED ALISSA FOR 3 MONTHS.
271
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,136
ALISSA STRUDWICK,
YOU IDIOT!
MY DAUGHTER!
272
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,406
WHAT?! THAT HOT
LITTLE BLOND NUMBER'S
YOUR DAUGHTER?!
273
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,074
HOW DARE YOU DESCRIBE
HER IN THAT WAY?!
274
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,376
NO STRUDWICK IS
GONNA DATE MY SON!
275
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079
YOUR SON IS
AN ILL-MANNERED,
OBNOXIOUS BOOR!
276
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,514
YOU TAKE
THAT BACK!
ALL RIGHT.
277
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,149
HE'S RUDE! HE'S SMUG!
278
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,650
HE KISSED MY DAUGHTER
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
279
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,787
WAIT A MINUTE.
VINCENT.
WHAT?
280
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,155
THIS IS REALLY
BOTHERING YOU,
ISN'T IT?
281
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,891
DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
282
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,094
I SUGGEST THAT
YOU TEACH YOUR SON
SOME MANNERS.
283
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,968
WHAT'S SO
DAMN FUNNY?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
284
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,413
OH, NO. NO, NO!
285
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:09,522
OH, NO! NO, NO!
286
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,924
WHAT IS IT, DICK?
IT'S NOTHING.
287
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,927
I CAN'T TALK
ABOUT IT.
288
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,195
OH, NO!
289
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,629
WHAT?!
290
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,365
IT'S NOTHING
YOU'D BE INTERESTED IN.
291
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,834
IT'S JUST ABOUT
THE TWO OF YOU,
THAT'S ALL.
292
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,102
IT'S ABOUT US?
WHAT IS IT?
293
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,871
IT'S ABOUT WHAT
YOUR FATHER SAID
ABOUT YOU.
294
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,407
BUT, PLEASE, DON'T ASK.
I PROMISED HIM
I WOULDN'T SAY.
295
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,208
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
296
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,810
ALL RIGHT,
HERE IT IS.
NOW, LISTEN.
297
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:34,347
YOUR FATHER THINKS
THE TWO OF YOU
SHOULD BREAK UP.
298
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:35,182
WHAT? WHY?
299
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,884
SOMETHING ABOUT HIM
NOT TRUSTING YOU,
300
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,651
YOU BEING
TOO IMMATURE,
301
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,320
YOU FOLLOWING
IN THE FOOTSTEPS
302
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:44,091
OF THAT AUNT OF YOURS
THAT EVERYBODY HATES.
303
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:44,824
AUNT ELLIE?
304
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:45,993
MMM.
305
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:46,994
EVERYBODY LOVES
AUNT ELLIE.
306
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,162
OH, WELL...THERE MUST BE
SOMEBODY IN YOUR FAMILY
307
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,631
THAT EVERYBODY HATES.
COUSIN JEFF?
308
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,765
THAT'S THE ONE.
COUSIN JEFF.
309
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,635
I'M NOTHING LIKE
COUSIN JEFF.
HIS WORDS, NOT MINE.
310
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,469
WHY WOULD HE
SAY THAT?
311
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,837
MY DAD CAN BE SUCH
A JERK SOMETIMES.
312
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,441
OH, DON'T TELL ME.
I THINK THE TWO OF YOU
ARE FABULOUS TOGETHER.
313
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,643
I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS
BEEN ABLE TO SEE YOU
314
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,279
FOR THE INTELLIGENT,
INDEPENDENT YOUNG
WOMAN THAT YOU ARE.
315
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,647
THANK YOU!
WAIT A MINUTE.
316
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,249
BUT IF YOUR FATHER
CAN'T SEE THAT,
317
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,419
THEN I THINK YOU HAVE
NO CHOICE BUT JUST
TO GO STRAIGHT HOME
318
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,620
AND BE FURIOUS
WITH HIM.
319
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,324
OH, I'M ON MY WAY! OH!
320
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,892
DICK...
ARE YOU SURE--
321
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,860
I'VE ALREADY
SAID TOO MUCH!
322
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,470
WELL, THIS IS
MUCH BETTER, HUH?
323
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:34,241
ABSOLUTELY.
WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE
GONE TO YOUR APARTMENT.
324
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,675
THERE'S, UH...
A BED IN THERE.
325
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,844
YEAH.
326
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,678
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
327
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,914
I MEAN, THIS...
THIS MAKES MORE SENSE.
328
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,882
THIS...IS
THE PERFECT PLACE
329
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,653
FOR 2 FRIENDS TO SHARE
A CUP OF COFFEE.
330
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,321
YOU KNOW, I KNEW
WE COULD DO IT, DON.
331
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,290
TOTALLY CASUAL.
NO PROBLEM.
332
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,297
HI, GUYS!
333
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,199
HARRY!
WHAT--WHAT'S UP?
334
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,502
HOW'RE YOU DOIN'?
WHERE--WHAT'S UP?
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
335
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,437
WELL, I WAS
JUST GOIN' OVER
TO THE PARK
336
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,506
TO PUSH OVER
SOME OF THOSE
TAI CHI GUYS.
337
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,908
OHHH...
338
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,210
AND WHAT ARE
YOU DOIN'?
339
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,579
WE'RE JUST HAVIN'
SOME COFFEE. HAVIN'
COFFEE. WANT SOME COFFEE?
340
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,547
I'D LOVE
SOME COFFEE!
OH, GREAT!
341
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:15,915
THERE'S
NOTHIN' BETTER
THAN 3 FRIENDS
342
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,618
SITTIN' AROUND,
HAVIN' SOME JOE!
343
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,687
I'LL GET THE CUP,
AND YOU POUR.
OK, GREAT.
344
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,322
SO, HARRY, WHAT'D
YOU DO TODAY?
345
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,226
OH, WELL,
MY DAY STARTED
SORT OF EARLY.
346
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,527
YOU KNOW THAT THING
347
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,797
WHERE, UM,
IF YOU SAY "RABBIT,"
348
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,966
YOU'LL HAVE
GOOD LUCK ALL DAY?
349
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,435
I WAS GONNA DO THAT
BUT I JUST TOTALLY FORGOT.
350
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,909
AND THEN THERE WAS LUNCH.
351
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,416
MORNING, VINCENT.
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
352
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,750
DID YOU TALK
TO YOUR BOY
LAST NIGHT?
353
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,221
YES. WE TALKED,
WE LAUGHED, WE SHARED.
354
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,923
THEN THERE WERE
THE, UH, HUGS, AS USUAL.
355
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,391
HOW'D IT GO
WITH ALISSA?
356
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:01,194
SHE CAME HOME, SLAMMED
THE DOOR IN MY FACE, AND
LOCKED HERSELF IN HER ROOM.
357
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,962
OOH. OUCH.
358
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,131
DID SHE, BY ANY CHANCE,
359
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,865
SAY THAT, UH,
SHE HATES YOU?
360
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,201
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
361
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,337
CALL IT FATHERLY INTUITION.
362
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,672
SHE SAID...SHE SAID...
OH, NEVER MIND.
363
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,308
GO ON, VINCENT.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
364
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,878
SHE SAID WHY COULDN'T I
BE MORE LIKE...
LIKE YOU?
365
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,951
WELL, I CAN
UNDERSTAND THAT.
366
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,120
SOME OF US
DEVOTE OUR TIME
TO OUR FAMILIES,
367
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:31,624
OTHERS OPT INSTEAD
TO WRITE BOOKS. I'M SURE
YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
368
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,427
NOT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER,
OF COURSE, BUT FOR YOU.
369
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,662
THIS IS AWFUL!
370
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,530
NO, DON'T WORRY!
371
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,532
AS THE DECADES...
SLIP BY,
372
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,601
THESE WOUNDS
WILL SCAB OVER
373
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,903
AND HARDEN
INTO BITTER SCARS.
374
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,107
AND YOU'LL
GET TOGETHER THEN,
VINCE.
375
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,143
I KNOW YOU'LL HAVE
A GOOD TIME THEN.
OHHH...
376
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,688
OK, EVERYBODY,
HERE WE GO.
377
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,557
JOHANN, WHY DON'T
YOU SIT RIGHT HERE?
HERE YOU GO.
378
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,360
OK. SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
379
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,829
BERNARD...
GIVE ME THE GUM.
380
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,831
GIVE ME THE GUM.
SPIT IT OUT!
381
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,738
SO, DON, DO YOU THINK
WE'LL BE OK HERE?
382
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,040
COME ON, SALLY,
THERE MUST BE
50 PEOPLE HERE.
383
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,475
THAT'S TRUE.
384
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:26,679
WE'RE NOT GONNA DO IT
IN FRONT OF 50 PEOPLE.
385
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,514
YOU SIT OVER THERE.
386
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,449
I'LL SIT OVER HERE.
387
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:33,052
AND WE'RE ON
IN 3...2...
388
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,389
HELLO, AND WELCOME
TO MEN & IDEAS.
389
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,657
I'M HAMILTON BELL.
390
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,959
AND TO MY RIGHT IS
DR. VINCENT STRUDWICK,
391
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,962
AUTHOR OF PHYSICS
FOR A NEW MILLENNIUM
392
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,333
AND THE BRIGHTEST STAR
OF THE PENDELTON
UNIVERSITY FACULTY.
393
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,868
HUH!
394
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,970
WE ARE ALSO
HONORED TO HAVE
A DISTINGUISHED PANEL
395
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:56,109
OF NOBEL LAUREATES--
DR. BERNARD YAMSHUTH...
396
00:17:56,143 --> 00:18:00,113
DR. CARL MAINEN...
397
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,815
DR. RONALD SCHENK...
398
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,884
AND
DR. JOHANN BORGESON.
399
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,553
AND FINALLY,
"PHYSICS PROFESSOR
400
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,621
"AND RACONTEUR...
401
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:13,326
AND MASTER
OF CLOSE-UP MAGIC
DICK SOLOMON."
402
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,728
[APPLAUSE]
403
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,164
TELL ME,
DR. STRUDWICK.
404
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,300
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHEN YOU SET OUT
TO WRITE YOUR BOOK
405
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,669
THAT IT WOULD GET
THIS KIND OF RECEPTION?
406
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,172
HONESTLY? YES.
407
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,573
WELL, IT--
IT IS, A, UH,
408
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,909
TREMENDOUS WORK, BUT IT
HAS COME AT QUITE A COST,
HASN'T IT, VINCENT?
409
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,578
WHAT?
I THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
410
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,880
WELL, I'M SURE WE ALL
HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU,
DR. STRUDWICK,
411
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:34,847
SO WHY DON'T WE BEGIN--
412
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,882
YES, I HAVE ONE.
413
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,517
OK, THEN.
DR SOLOMON.
414
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:41,321
YES. I WAS DISCUSSING
THE BOOK LAST NIGHT
WITH MY SON TOMMY.
415
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,022
HI, TOMMY. LOVE YOU.
416
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,293
AND, UH,
IT MADE ME WONDER.
417
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:50,029
YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A REASONABLE GRASP
OF SPECTRAL ANALYSIS,
418
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,831
AND YET
YOU HAVE NO IDEA
419
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:55,101
WHERE YOUR TEENAGE
DAUGHTER WAS LAST NIGHT
AT MIDNIGHT--MY HOUSE,
420
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,638
WHERE KIDS ARE
ALLOWED TO FLOURISH.
421
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,072
WHY DON'T YOU
SHUT YOUR MOUTH,
SOLOMON?!
422
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,575
WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE ME?
LET'S GO! COME ON!
423
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,715
OK. OK. I'M COOL.
I'M COOL.
424
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:13,019
PLEASE, OH, PLEASE,
GENTLEMEN.
LET'S BE CIVIL.
425
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,355
DON'T LOOK AT ME, HAM.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE
A GOOD FATHER.
426
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,856
I | A GOOD FATHER.
OH, YEAH?
427
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,258
THEN WHY DID YOU
INSIST THAT
YOUR DAUGHTER
428
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,261
NEVER SEE MY SON
EVER AGAIN?!
429
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,830
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
I NEVER SAID THAT.
430
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,764
WHAT?
431
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,666
I ONLY SAID THAT HE
SHOULD MIND HIS MANNERS!
432
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,368
LIAR!
I MIGHT'VE
BEEN PARAPHRASING--
433
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,170
I'LL KILL YOU!
434
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,473
TOMMY! TOMMY!
IT'S OK!
435
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,607
COME ON.
HEY. HEY. HEY.
436
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,775
I'M ALL RIGHT.
437
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,111
THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT
A SCIENCE BOOK.
IT SHOULD BE BORING.
438
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,146
YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
439
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,314
IT'S ON, BITCH!
440
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,550
LET'S GO!
COME ON!
441
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,951
PLEASE, EVERYONE!
LET'S JUST STAY CALM!
442
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,819
CALM DOWN!
443
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,321
PEACE! PEACE!
444
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,922
PEACE!
WELL!
445
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,191
THIS GUY
THINKS HE'S ALL THAT,
446
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,060
BUT HE'S
NOT ALL THAT!
447
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,478
OH, YEAH. THIS IS
WHERE IT GETS GOOD.
448
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:16,916
Mary: I AM SICK
OF YOU [BLEEP]!
449
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,520
MY GOD. LOOK
AT THAT FACE
I'M MAKING.
450
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,323
NOW LOOK AT THIS.
NOW, THAT'S A PUNCH.
451
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,924
DICK, THAT WAS
THE MAKEUP WOMAN.
452
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,526
WELL...
453
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,461
SHE HAD IT
COMING.
454
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,863
HEY! ARE YOU AND DON
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN?
455
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,466
NO. WHY WOULD YOU
THINK THAT?
456
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,735
WELL, HE'S
GOT HIS TONGUE
IN YOUR EAR.
457
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,207
HARRY...DON AND I HAVE
SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,
458
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,643
BUT WE'RE GONNA
GET TOGETHER TONIGHT
AND TALK 'EM OUT.
459
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:47,113
UH-HUH. WEAR
SOMETHIN' NICE.
SHUT UP!
460
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,549
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
461
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,485
ALL I DID WAS ASSUAGE
MY PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
462
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,288
BY ATTACKING STRUDWICK
ON A DEEPLY PERSONAL LEVEL,
463
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,224
USING HIS DAUGHTER AND MY SON
AS UNWITTING PAWNS.
464
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:04,196
YET SOMEHOW
I COME OFF LOOKING
LIKE THE BAD GUY.
465
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,666
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? YOU JEOPARDIZED
MY RELATIONSHIP
466
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,267
FOR YOUR OWN
PETTY GOALS.
467
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:11,538
TOMMY, SOMETIMES
YOU HAVE TO TAKE ONE
FOR THE TEAM.
468
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,606
OH, YOU THINK
YOU'RE ALL THAT!
I | ALL THAT!
469
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,543
OH, YOU WANT
SOME OF THIS?
470
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:28,788
DOES YOUR DAD HATE ME?
471
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,257
NO. HE'S JUST
OVERPROTECTIVE.
472
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,258
DOES YOUR DAD
HATE ME?
473
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,061
NO. HE LOVES YOU.
HE THINKS YOU'RE GREAT.
474
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,464
AND SO DO I.
475
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,131
GET YOUR LIPS
OFF THAT STRUDWICK.
476
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,302
THAT'S--REALLY,
THAT'S JUST HIS WAY.
477
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,772
THAT'S HOW HE IS.
HE REALLY LIKES YOU.
HONESTLY.
478
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,806
ARE YOU SURE?
479
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,608
YES! ABSOLUTELY.
HE'S JUST--YOU KNOW.
HE'S, UH...
480
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:49,942
Dick: HE'S WHAT?!
481
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,645
HE'S A BIG
FAT JACKASS!
482
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,246
AT LEAST
I'M NOT A STRUDWICK.
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