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* OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA
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* OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA
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* OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA
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MAMA, TURN IT DOWN!
I'M ON A WORD SEARCH!
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* OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHAKA
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* ...DEEP INSIDE OF ME
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* WHEN YOU HOLD ME
IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT *
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* YOU LET ME KNOW
EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT *
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* I--I--I--I--I--
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* I'M HOOKED
ON A FEELIN'... *
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* I'M HIGH
ON BELIEVIN' *
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?!
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* THAT YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH ME... *
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OK...ALL RIGHT,
THEN.
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I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
OK. BYE.
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WHO WAS THAT?
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MY GIRLFRIEND.
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YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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YEAH. ALISSA.
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SINCE WHEN IS ALISSA
YOUR "GIRLFRIEND"?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAN?
WE HANG OUT AT SCHOOL
TOGETHER.
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WE BOUGHT
A PIZZA TOGETHER.
MY GIRLFRIEND.
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IF YOU SAY SO.
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LOOK, SHE JUST
INVITED ME OVER TO GO
BABY-SITTING WITH HER.
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WOULDN'T YOU SAY
THAT QUALIFIES AS
A BOYFRIEND THING?
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NOT IN THE CIRCLES
I RUN IN, NO.
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WELL, YOU'RE SUPER-WRONG,
BECAUSE ALISSA JUST HAPPENS
TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
SAY IT ENOUGH,
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AND YOU MIGHT JUST
START BELIEVIN' IT.
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I HATE YOU!
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HELLO, SWEETNESS.
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HELLO, VICKI.
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LOOK WHAT I DID.
I ORDERED WAY TOO
MUCH CHINESE FOOD.
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I HOPE
YOU'RE HUNGRY.
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I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY.
[GROWLS]
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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
ABOUT YOU, HARRY.
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YOU'RE A GOOD EATER,
YET YOU GOT A STOMACH
LIKE A WASHBOARD.
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YUP, AND A TUSH
LIKE A SINK.
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YOU GOT GOOD GENES,
BABY.
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THE KIND OF GENES THAT
I WOULD LIKE TO PASS
ALONG TO MY CHILD.
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HMM. YEAH. COULD YOU
PASS THE DIM SUM?
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HARRY, YOU KNOW,
I'M NOT GETTING
ANY YOUNGER,
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AND, LATELY,
MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK
IS JUST TICKIN'.
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YEAH. COULD YOU
PASS ME SOME MOO SHOO?
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HARRY...
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I WANNA HAVE A BABY.
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HAAA! HAAA!
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[HACKING]
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GOOD MORNING, ALL!
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HEY.
MM.
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WHAT'S WITH
THE CLASSIFIED,
SALLY?
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I'M GETTING
MY OWN APARTMENT.
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EXCUSE ME?
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I'VE DECIDED I NEED
MY OWN SPACE.
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OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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DICK, IT'S TIME.
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IT'S NOT TIME.
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AND WHAT'S MORE,
IT WILL NEVER BE TIME.
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NOW, I'M GONNA
LEAVE AND COME BACK
INTO THE ROOM,
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AND WE'LL JUST
START THIS WHOLE
DAY OVER AGAIN.
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GOOD MORNING, ALL!
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HEY.
MORNING.
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WHAT'S WITH THE
CLASSIFIED, SALLY?
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I'M GETTING
MY OWN APARTMENT?
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YOU'RE WHAT?!
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DICK, I NEED
MY OWN SPACE!
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OUT OF THE QUESTION!
WE ARE A UNIT!
WE ARE ON A MISSION!
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MY MISSION IS
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT IT'S LIKE
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TO BE AN ADULT
HUMAN FEMALE,
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AND I'M STILL
LIVING WITH MY
MIDDLE-AGED BROTHER!
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WHEN WE SPLIT UP,
WE RISK EXPOSURE.
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HARRY, TALK
SOME SENSE INTO HER.
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I GOT A LOT ON
MY MIND, DICK.
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I'M THINKING
ABOUT HAVING A
BABY WITH VICKI.
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YOU'RE WHAT?!
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DO YOU THINK
THAT LAMAZE IS
THE WAY TO GO?
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I WOULD SAY DRUGS.
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ARE YOU INSANE?
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WHAT WILL YOU DO
WHEN THE DOCTOR
SAYS,
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"CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S AN 8-POUND
PURPLE TUBE"?
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YEAH, THAT WOULD
BE STICKY.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
TO THIS UNIT?
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WE USED TO
STICK TOGETHER.
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NOW YOU'RE ALL
GOING OFF IN YOUR
OWN DIRECTIONS.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU,
TOMMY?
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ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY
TO JOIN THE CIRCUS?
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NO. I'M JUST
GOING BABY-SITTING
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WITH ALISSA,
MY GIRLFRIEND.
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KEEP DREAMIN'.
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NOW STOP THIS
RIGHT NOW!
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I AM ISSUING
A COMMAND DECISION.
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NO ONE ON THIS MISSION
WILL BE DOING
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ANY IMPREGNATING,
RELOCATING, OR BABY-SITTING
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WITHOUT MY EXPRESS
WRITTEN CONSENT!
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NOW, LET'S JUST TRY
TO START THIS DAY
RIGHT, SHALL WE?
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GOOD MORNING, ALL!
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GOOD MORNING,
JERK.
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JACKASS!
CREEP!
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THAT'S BETTER.
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HELLO. I SEE YOU
HAVE AN APARTMENT
FOR RENT.
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GREAT. NOW,
A SALLY SOLOMON
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MAY BE BY TODAY
TO LOOK AT IT.
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PLEASE, DON'T HOLD
THE FACT THAT SHE IS
A CONVICTED ARSONIST
AGAINST HER.
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WHO AM I? I'M ONE
OF HER DRUNKEN AND
UNRULY ROOMMATES.
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THANK YOU.
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YEAH, YEAH,
THANK YOU.
BYE-BYE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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CLIPPING SALLY'S WINGS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SALLY'S LOOKING
FOR HER OWN PLACE,
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SO HE'S TRASHING HER NAME
TO EVERY APARTMENT MANAGER
IN TOWN.
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CONDOS, TOO.
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PUT THAT
PHONE DOWN!
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COULD YOU HOLD,
PLEASE?
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DICK, PEOPLE GROW.
YOU CAN'T HOLD ON
FOREVER.
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WHEN I WENT
TO PREP SCHOOL,
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MY FATHER
WOULDN'T LET GO.
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HE VISITED ME
EVERY WEEKEND.
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HE WAS ALSO HAVING
AN AFFAIR WITH
THE SCHOOL NURSE.
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BUT THE POINT IS
IT DROVE ME CRAZY,
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AND IT JUST PUSHED
ME FARTHER AWAY.
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YOU'RE DOING
THE SAME THING.
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MARY, YOU CAN'T
COMPARE ME
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TO YOUR MORALLY
BANKRUPT FATHER.
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MY FAMILY
IS DIFFERENT.
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VERY DIFFERENT.
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PROMISE ME
YOU'LL STOP THIS.
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ALL RIGHT,
I PROMISE.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU FOR HOLDING.
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I'M WITH
A LEADING COLOMBIAN
DRUG CARTEL.
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YES, AND I'M
SCOUTING APARTMENTS
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FOR ONE OF MY MULES--
SALLY SOLOMON.
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DICK!
MUCHAS GRACIAS.
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I'VE STOPPED,
I'VE STOPPED.
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HARRY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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IF IT'S A GIRL,
IT'LL LOOK JUST
LIKE ME,
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AND IF IT'S
A BOY, IT'LL LOOK
JUST LIKE YOU.
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WHAT IF IT LOOKS
LIKE SOMETHING YOU
NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
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NOW, YOU KNOW,
THAT DOES HAPPEN.
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MY SISTER HAD A BABY
THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE
MY BOYFRIEND.
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IT WAS WEIRD, WEIRD.
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I'M JUST NOT SURE
THAT THIS IS
A GOOD IDEA.
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OH, HARRY, SEE,
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT YOU.
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NOT ONLY ARE YOU
STRONG AND SEXY,
BUT YOU'RE A WORRIER.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
A GREAT DADDY.
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YEAH. I'LL BE
A GREAT DADDY.
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I LIKE KIDS.
LIKE PLAYING
WITH KIDS.
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I JUST HOPE
THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE.
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OK, NOW, HERE'S
THE NUMBER WHERE
WE'RE GONNA BE.
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HERE'S THE
CAR PHONE NUMBER,
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AND MY SISTER'S NUMBER'S
ON THE FRIDGE.
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DON'T WORRY.
EVERYTHING
WILL BE FINE.
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HI.
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OH, MR. AND MRS. WHEELER,
THIS IS TOMMY.
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NICE TO MEET
YOU, TOMMY.
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NOW, YOU'VE
GOT THE NUMBERS,
RIGHT?
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SHE'S GOT
THE NUMBERS.
OK, GOOD.
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COME ON,
LET'S GO.
BYE-BYE, NOW.
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SO, UH,
HOW YOU DOING?
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GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD.
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SO, UH, COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICE
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THAT, UM, YOU
INTRODUCED ME
AS "TOMMY."
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UH...YEAH.
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JUST "TOMMY"?
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UH-HUH.
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INTERESTING.
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WOULD YOU PREFER,
LIKE, "THE T-MAN"?
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WELL, I JUST--
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I DON'T WANT
THE WHEELERS
TO BE WORRYING
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ALL NIGHT
ABOUT WHO I AM.
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YOU KNOW, "IS HE
HER BROTHER TOMMY?
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"HER LAB PARTNER
TOMMY?
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"HER DANCE
INSTRUCTOR TOMMY?
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HER BOYFRIEND TOMMY?
HER DANCE INSTRUCTOR
TOMMY?"
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DANCE INSTRUCTOR?
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YEAH. I DABBLE
IN JAZZ FUSION.
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IT'S JUST AN EXAMPLE.
LET'S WATCH TV.
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GOOD NIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.
GOOD NIGHT.
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DICK! WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?
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OR I MIGHT JUST
STAY AND WATCH.
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I'VE CALLED
EVERY RENTAL AGENCY
IN THIS ENTIRE TOWN.
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THEY'VE ALL
HUNG UP ON ME!
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PERHAPS YOU
SHOULD WORK ON YOUR
TELEPHONE ETIQUETTE.
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ALBRIGHT,
YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF.
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LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
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I WAS JUST
LEAVING.
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IT'LL JUST TAKE
A SECOND.
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PLEASE,
JUST SIT DOWN.
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THANK YOU.
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LOOK, I HAVE GOTTEN
TO THE POINT IN MY LIFE
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WHERE I FEEL
I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE
WITH MY FAMILY ANYMORE,
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AND I'D REALLY LIKE
YOUR OPINION ON THAT.
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MARY, TELL HER
SHE'S WRONG.
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SALLY, NO.
EVERY TIME I
GIVE YOU ADVICE,
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IT BLOWS UP
IN MY FACE.
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WHAT?
NAME ONE TIME.
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I CAN NAME 5!
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I CAN NAME 7.
OH, I CAN NAME 10.
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I CAN NAME 12.
I DON'T CARE!
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LOOK, ALBRIGHT--
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DOCTOR ALBRIGHT...
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YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF.
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I COULD DO THAT,
RIGHT?
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NO COMMENT.
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SO YOU THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I REFER YOU
TO MY LAST RESPONSE.
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MARY, YOU CAN PROVIDE
A PREPONDERANCE
OF EVIDENCE
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THAT PROVES
WHAT A FRIGHTENING
RESPONSIBILITY
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LIVING ALONE IS.
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IN ORDER TO DO THAT, WE
WOULD HAVE TO DETERMINE
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WHAT THE MEANING
OF THE WORD "IS" IS.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
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WOULD YOU,
IN A MILLION YEARS,
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LIVE IN AN ATTIC
WITH DICK, TOMMY,
AND HARRY?
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WELL, I REALLY THINK
THAT'S A MATTER OF--
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ANSWER
THE QUESTION,
PLEASE.
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I WOULD RATHER LIVE
IN A BOX BEHIND
THE 7-ELEVEN.
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OH, DAMN!
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HA HA! AREN'T BABIES
CUTE, HARRY?
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OH, LOOK,
THERE'S ME!
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I HAD JUST LEARNED
TO WALK.
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AND YOU'RE IN
A BEAUTY PAGEANT!
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I WAS "LITTLE
MISS BOWL-A-RAMA."
224
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,596
AWW!
225
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,032
SHUT UP!
THE SITUATIONS
ARE NOT COMPARABLE!
226
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:02,035
DICK, I HAVE
MADE UP MY MIND!
227
00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,772
HARRY, GET AWAY
FROM THAT STRUMPET!
228
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,807
I'M DOING
YOUR JOB HERE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
229
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,509
OUT! OUT! OUT!
230
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,512
BOY, YOUR BROTHER'S
GOT SOME CONTROL
ISSUES.
231
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,848
HE'S A FREAK!
232
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,150
HE WON'T EVEN LET ME
GET MY OWN PLACE.
233
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:21,088
THERE'S A ROOM
OVER THE GARAGE I
USED TO RENT OUT.
234
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,925
WHAT?
MAMA, THAT PLACE
IS CONDEMNED.
235
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:28,328
I KNOW. IT'S
JUST ASBESTOS
AND BAD WIRING.
236
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,363
NOTHING
A LITTLE PAINT
WON'T FIX.
237
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,032
I WOULD LIKE
TO SEE THIS PLACE.
238
00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,737
WELL...
THIS IS IT.
239
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:40,040
[LONG GASP]
240
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,343
OH, WOW!
241
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,646
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THIS PLACE.
242
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,782
NOW, THERE'S
NO KITCHEN.
243
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,518
WHICH MEANS
NO DISHES, HUH?
244
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,420
OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THAT!
245
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,355
I KNOW--
RAT DROPPINGS.
I'M SORRY.
246
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,625
NO--A WINDOW!
247
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,661
YOU DIDN'T
TELL ME THERE'D
BE A WINDOW.
248
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,534
WHAT A GREAT PLACE
TO PUT A HOLE!
249
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,906
OK, DUBIE...
250
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,676
HOW MUCH ARE
YOU CHARGING
FOR THIS PLACE?
251
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,612
MMM...
75 A MONTH.
252
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,048
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
253
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,115
OK, 60.
254
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,951
I'LL TAKE IT!
255
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,152
I PREFER CASH.
256
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,088
HEY, WHAT SAY
WE TACK THIS
ONTO DICK'S BILL?
257
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,924
WELL, SURE.
IN THAT CASE,
IT'S 75.
OK.
258
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,465
"GOOD NIGHT, STARS,
GOOD NIGHT, AIR,
259
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,634
GOOD NIGHT,
NOISES EVERYWHERE.
GOOD NIGHT, MOON."
260
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:47,107
GOOD NIGHT.
261
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,343
AHEM! SO, HOW DO YOU
KNOW THE WHEELERS?
262
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,579
OH, UM, MR. WHEELER'S
MY MOM'S BOSS.
263
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,015
SO, IF SHE SAW HIM
WALKING IN THE HALLS
AT WORK,
264
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,986
SHE'D SAY,
"HEY, THERE'S MY BOSS,
MR. WHEELER."
265
00:11:59,019 --> 00:11:59,987
I GUESS.
266
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,655
OK. SO, IF YOU SAW...
267
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:06,126
ME...WALKING ALONG
IN THE HALLS AT SCHOOL,
YOU'D SAY...
268
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,228
"HI, TOMMY."
269
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,362
RIGHT, RIGHT.
270
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,464
[DOORBELL RINGS]
271
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,767
THEY'RE BACK
ALREADY?
272
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,635
LET'S SEE
WHO'S AT THE DOOR.
273
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,508
OH, MY GOD!
IT'S A COUPLE OF
SCARY WEIRDOS.
274
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,215
YEAH. THAT'S
MY UNCLE AND
HIS GIRLFRIEND.
275
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,619
HELLO. WE UNDERSTAND
THERE'S A BABY
ON THE PREMISES.
276
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,822
AND THERE HE IS!
OH! OH!
277
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,891
WOOJIE, WOOJIE,
WOOJIE, WOOJIE!
CUTE THING.
278
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:38,691
TAKE HIM.
WHAT?
279
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,759
YOU'LL LIKE HIM.
YOU'LL SEE.
280
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,963
ARE YOU SURE?
YOU'LL LIKE IT.
281
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:46,967
AHH...HIYA, HON.
282
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,303
SO...YOU TWO KIDS
THINKING OF
HAVING KIDS?
283
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,777
COME ON, DICK.
IT'S ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT.
284
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,046
NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY.
285
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,915
YOU CAN EAT THE REST
OF WHAT I CAN EAT.
286
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,817
COME ON,
CHEER UP, DICK.
287
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,486
SALLY WANTS HER OWN SPACE?
LET HER HAVE IT.
288
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,955
YOU GOTTA ROLL
WITH THE PUNCHES.
289
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,423
LOOK AT ME.
I'VE MOVED ON.
290
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,859
SALLY GAVE ME
THE OLD HEAVE-HO,
291
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,761
AND HERE I AM, ABOUT
TO PUT THIS PLACE
OUT OF BUSINESS!
292
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,730
I CAN'T. I HAVE
TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO GET HER TO COME BACK.
293
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,200
I KNOW. YOU'RE CONCERNED
FOR HER SAFETY.
294
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,235
OH, THAT'S A LAUGH.
295
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,938
LOOK, SALLY MAY BE
A TOUGH COOKIE,
296
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,208
BUT IN A LOT OF WAYS,
SHE'S NAIVE, AND THAT
MAKES HER VULNERABLE--
297
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:32,745
EASY PICKIN'S FOR
ANY RAT-BASTARD PSYCHO
WITH A GOOD HAIRCUT!
298
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,315
STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR HER, EH, DON?
299
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:36,183
MAYBE.
300
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:39,419
MORE SHRIMP HERE,
JOHNNY!
301
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,089
IF SALLY ONLY UNDERSTOOD
THE WORKINGS OF
THE CRIMINAL ELEMENT,
302
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,790
SHE'D MOVE BACK
IN A HEARTBEAT.
303
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,824
CRIMINAL ELEMENT?
304
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,160
EXACTLY HOW DOES THIS
CRIMINAL ELEMENT WORK?
305
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:48,761
IT'S THE USUAL STORY.
306
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:52,265
SHE COMES HOME TIRED
AND FORGETS TO CLOSE
THE BLINDS.
307
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:56,403
SHE PUTS ON A TEDDY
AND PARADES IN FRONT
OF THE WINDOW.
308
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,805
SUDDENLY, THERE'S
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
309
00:13:58,838 --> 00:13:59,706
IS IT PIZZA?
310
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,175
NO!
311
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,744
IT'S DR. NEFARIOUS
IN A SKI MASK
AND A HATCHET!
312
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:05,845
SHE'S SCREAMING
HER HEAD OFF,
313
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,647
BUT NOBODY CAN
HEAR HER BECAUSE OF
THE TRAIN PASSING!
314
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,782
CLICKETY-CLACK!
CLICKETY-CLACK!
CLICKETY-CLACK!
315
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:10,918
WHOO-WHOOOOO!
316
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,119
HUHN! HUHN! HUHN!
317
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,586
AAAAAAH!
318
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,291
NOT A PRETTY PICTURE...
BUT IT COULD HAPPEN.
319
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,792
YOU'RE RIGHT, DON.
320
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,262
IN FACT, I CAN
ALMOST GUARANTEE
THAT IT WILL HAPPEN!
321
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,906
SO...
322
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,910
YOU WANT ME
TO GO BUY Y'ALL
SOME WINE?
323
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,312
NO, THAT'S OK.
324
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:41,548
THEY PROBABLY
GOT PLENTY
AROUND HERE.
325
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,718
SO, UM...
326
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,754
YOU EVER BEEN TO VEGAS?
327
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,926
LOOKIN' FORWARD
TO THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE?
328
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,295
NOTHIN'!
329
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,030
WELL, HARRY, YOU CAN'T
JUST TALK TO HIM
330
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,065
WHILE HE SITS THERE.
331
00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,032
YOU GOTTA,
332
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,534
YOU GOTTA PICK HIM UP
AND PLAY WITH HIM, SEE?
333
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,237
GO AHEAD.
YOU'LL FEEL IT.
334
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:08,475
WELL, I DON'T FEEL IT,
BUT I SURE SMELL IT.
335
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,010
AND NOW I FEEL IT.
336
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,311
HERE.
LET ME TAKE HIM.
337
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,912
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOW, LISTEN,
338
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,982
Y'ALL JUST GO ON
AND GO OUT
FOR ICE CREAM.
339
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,184
WE'LL HOLD THE FORT
DOWN HERE, OK?
340
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,085
ARE YOU SURE?
341
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,853
GO ON! GO ON! HAVE FUN
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
342
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,289
OK.
343
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,890
WAIT. DID YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE JUST SAID?
344
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,692
LOOK, WILLIAM'S
GOT A LOAD IN HIS DIAPER,
345
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,094
AND IF SHE WANTS
TO DEAL WITH IT,
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
346
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,029
NO, NO, NO.
BEFORE, BEFORE.
347
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,299
SHE SPECIFICALLY
REFERRED TO ME
AS YOUR, UM...
348
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,600
YOU KNOW...
349
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,834
BOYFRIEND?
350
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,669
MM-HMM.
351
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,339
SO?
352
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,110
SO NOTHING.
THAT'S GREAT. LET'S GO.
353
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,345
IN YOUR FACE, MAN!
354
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,065
[RATTLE]
355
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:05,965
UH...
356
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,667
AHEM.
357
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,504
WHO'S THERE?
358
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,140
[CAT SCREECHES]
359
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,642
[SIGHS]
360
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,377
IT'S JUST A CAT.
361
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:17,944
IT'S JUST A CAT.
362
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,279
OK.
363
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,719
[HUMMING]
364
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:45,872
LIEUTENANT!
365
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,108
LIEUTENANT!
366
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,309
WHAT?
367
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,843
IT'S ME!
368
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,012
I KNOW!
369
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,647
STOP CHOKING ME!
370
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,084
THAT'S AN ORDER!
371
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,018
JESUS, DICK!
372
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,653
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU THINKING?
373
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,790
I CAME HERE TO SHOW YOU
HOW VULNERABLE YOU ARE
LIVING ALONE.
374
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,524
DICK!
375
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,758
LIEUTENANT,
WE BELONG TOGETHER!
376
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,294
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE UNIT!
377
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,762
I AM NOT
LEAVING THE UNIT!
378
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,932
I JUST NEED
MY OWN SPACE.
379
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,469
I WANT THE HAIR
IN THE SINK TO BE MINE.
380
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,338
YEAH, BUT YOU WON'T
BE UNDER MY ROOF.
381
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,773
I'M NOT THAT FAR AWAY.
382
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,276
LOOK,
WHEN I OPEN MY DOOR,
383
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,146
I CAN SEE RIGHT
INTO TOMMY'S BEDROOM.
384
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,347
YOU CAN?
385
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,881
OH, MY GOD.
386
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,050
HE HAS NO PRIVACY
AT ALL.
387
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,555
I'M GONNA BE OK, DICK.
388
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,623
I'VE LEARNED A LOT.
389
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:40,059
WELL, YOU'VE HAD
A GOOD TEACHER.
390
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,961
I GUESS I BETTER GO
DEAL WITH HARRY NOW.
391
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,896
HIGH COMMANDER...
392
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,266
PROCEED WITH CARE
AND DISCIPLINE.
393
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,069
YOUR COUNSEL HAS
BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED.
394
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,112
HELLO!
395
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,982
HOWDY!
396
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,853
RRR RRR RRR!
397
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,155
AMAZING!
398
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,590
200 TIMES, AND HE
STILL THINKS IT'S FUNNY.
399
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,926
AND FOR SOME REASON,
SO DO I.
400
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,362
HONEY, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
401
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,597
RRRR!
I MEAN IT!
402
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,266
OK.
403
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,234
HEY, LITTLE ONE,
LOOK AT YOU.
404
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,503
OH, YEAH.
405
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,038
BOY, BET YOU'RE
GONNA BE SOMETHING
406
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,408
WHEN YOU GROW UP,
HUH?
407
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,644
POSTAL WORKER...
408
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,547
TOLL BOOTH
OPERATOR...
409
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,750
OR MAYBE EVEN
THE PRESIDENT...
410
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,320
OF A FAN CLUB.
411
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,289
OH, I ENVY
YOUR PARENTS.
412
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,924
VICKI.
413
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,693
YEAH?
414
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:50,062
I KNOW I'M NOT
YOUR AVERAGE GUY.
415
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,904
BUT I DESERVE
AS MUCH HAPPINESS
AS THE NEXT GUY.
416
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,071
OH, HARRY!
417
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,773
OH, VICKI!
418
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,877
HARRY, STOP IT
THIS INSTANT!
419
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,480
DICK, DIDN'T YOU
EVER LEARN TO KNOCK?
420
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:08,548
I'M WARNING YOU,
HARRY,
421
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,117
IF YOU CONTINUE
WITH THIS FOOLHARDY
ESCAPADE
422
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,119
AND IMPLANT THIS
EMPTY RECEPTACLE
423
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,021
WITH YOUR COSMIC SEED,
424
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,690
YOU WILL NO LONGER ENJOY
THE PROTECTION OF OUR UNIT.
425
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,692
ARE YOU SAYING
I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
FOR YOUR FAMILY?
426
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,194
NO!
427
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,231
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE NOT.
428
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,399
HARRY KNOWS WHAT I MEAN.
429
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,569
SO WHAT'S YOUR DECISION?
430
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,204
DICK...
431
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:35,007
WOULD YOU PLEASE HOLD
WILLIAM FOR A SECOND?
432
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,076
VICKI...
433
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,445
LET'S MAKE A BABY!
434
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,447
YAHOO!
YEAH!
435
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,783
WE'RE HOME!
436
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,592
OH, WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?
437
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,026
THIS MORNING
WE WERE ALL TOGETHER,
438
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,062
AND NOW LOOK AT US.
439
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,297
SALLY'S
LIVING IN A GARAGE,
440
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,932
AND HARRY'S
WITH THAT VICKI.
441
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:02,034
IT'S THOSE DAMN DUBCEKS.
442
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,103
OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS
IN ALL THE WORLD,
443
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,407
WHY DID WE HAVE
TO MOVE INTO THIS ONE?
444
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,442
WELL, IT WAS
THE FIRST PLACE
WE LOOKED.
445
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,411
THAT'S TRUE.
446
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,413
YOU KNOW, EVERY NIGHT
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP,
447
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,348
I LOOK AT MYSELF
IN THE MIRROR,
448
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:19,419
SOMETIMES FOR HOURS...
449
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,520
AND I COMMEND MYSELF
450
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,590
FOR HOW WELL I'VE KEPT
THIS UNIT TOGETHER.
451
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,025
BUT TONIGHT
I SEE ONLY FAILURE.
452
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,627
I'M A BAD
HIGH COMMANDER.
453
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,530
OH, YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT
HIGH COMMANDER.
454
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,399
IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT
PLANET.
455
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,566
YOU KNOW, HUMANS GROW.
456
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,834
IT MAKES
OTHER HUMANS HURT.
457
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,035
IT'S EARTH.
458
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,171
YOU KNOW,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
459
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,507
HOW DO YOU KNOW
SO MUCH?
460
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,708
DICK, I'M THE OLDEST.
461
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,742
WHEN YOU GET
TO BE MY AGE,
462
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,176
YOU JUST KNOW THINGS.
463
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,447
ARE YOU GONNA BE OK?
464
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,049
MM-HMM.
465
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,951
OH, COME HERE,
LITTLE BUDDY.
466
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:54,654
COME ON. IT'S OK.
467
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:58,958
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
468
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,593
TOMMY?
469
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,963
ALISSA.
470
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,898
YOU LEFT YOUR BAG
AT THE WHEELERS'.
471
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,199
UH...
472
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,737
I'M JUST GONNA
LEAVE THIS AND YOU
ALONE WITH DAD
473
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,406
AND WHATEVER
THE HELL IT IS
YOU'RE DOING.
474
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,376
GET OFF MY LAP!
475
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,277
ALISSA, LOOK,
HE'S NOT REALLY MY DAD!
476
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,179
HE'S JUST SOME GUY
I'M LIVING WITH!
477
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:27,487
NO, NO, NO! ALISSA!
478
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,989
TIME PASSES
SO QUICKLY HERE.
479
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,190
YOU'RE PUT
ON THIS PLANET,
480
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,258
YOU ASSUME A LIFE,
481
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,160
YOUR LITTLE SUBORDINATES
NEED YOU
482
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,628
AND ARE ALWAYS
UNDERFOOT,
483
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,297
ALL ASS AND ELBOWS.
484
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,400
THEN ONE DAY,
THEY LEAVE,
485
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,601
AND YOU'RE
SITTING ALONE WORRYING
486
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,970
AND WONDERING
HOW THEY'RE DOING.
487
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,005
WELL, I'LL FIND OUT.
HEY, HARRY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
488
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,173
Harry: OUTSTANDING!
489
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,508
SALLY, HOW ARE YOU?
490
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:52,011
Sally: AW, SHUT UP!
491
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:53,946
IT FEELS SO GOOD
WHEN THEY CALL.
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