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GUESS WHAT,
YOU GUYS.
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DON IS TAKING ME
BOWLING.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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BOWLING!
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HARD TO BELIEVE.
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JUST PICTURE IT:
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ME AND DON,
ALONE...
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OUR SWEATY BODIES
INTERTWINE...
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BOWLING.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
BOWLING IS, DO YOU?
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NO.
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[JENNIFER LAUGHING]
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OH, DICK.
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I CAME TO PENDLETON FOR
ITS COLLECTION OF RARE BOOKS,
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BUT I FOUND SOMETHING
MUCH RARER--
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THE LOVE OF A GOOD MAN.
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OH HA HA.
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THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.
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WELL, I'M OFF
TO SING MADRIGALS
WITH MY CHORAL GROUP.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU WON'T JOIN ME?
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UH, MADRIGALS...
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN.
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OHH!
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GOOD-BYE, ALL!
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GOOD-BYE,
JENNIFER.
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SHE'S GREAT, DICK.
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OH, YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
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THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM
REALLY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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I CAN'T STAND HER!
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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
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I DON'T KNOW!
FOR THE FIRST 3 DAYS
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I WAS MADLY IN LOVE
WITH HER,
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THEN ON THE FOURTH DAY,
IT WAS OVER.
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WOW. SO IT SOUNDS
LIKE IT WAS
JUST INFATUATION.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH,
MR. MONDAY MORNING
QUARTERBACK.
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I MISS MARY!
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OH, GEE! OHH!
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MARY AND I WERE
MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
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AND NOW I'VE DUMPED HER
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JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS
SO BUSY BEING DEAN.
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I'VE GOTTA GET HER BACK.
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WELL, BUT FIRST YOU
GOTTA GET RID
OF JENNIFER.
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I KNOW, BUT HOW?
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WELL, YOU COULD TREAT HER
LIKE YOU TREATED MARY.
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THAT SEEMS TO DO
IRREPARABLE DAMAGE.
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LOOK, DICK, YOU JUST
GOTTA COME CLEAN.
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YOU GOTTA TELL JENNIFER
THE TRUTH.
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IT'S WHAT DON WOULD DO.
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I MEAN, DON ALWAYS SAYS,
"THE TRUTH MIGHT HURT,
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BUT A LIE WILL ONLY
GET YOU A BILLY CLUB
TO THE WINDPIPE."
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THE TRUTH, HUH?
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S SO CRAZY
IT JUST MIGHT WORK.
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* DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY *
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JENNIFER.
* WHITE AS THE SUN
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* FAIR AS THE LILY
JENNIFER.
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* HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO
EXCUSE ME.
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* HOW I DO LOVE THEE
JENNIFER.
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JENNIFER!
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WHAT IS IT, MY PRETTY PRINCE
OF FUN AND PHYSICS?
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU,
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AND IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE EASY.
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A BIT OF GOSSIP,
PERHAPS EVEN SLEAZY?
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MAYBE IT'S GONNA BE
EASIER THAN I THOUGHT.
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JENNIFER, WE'VE HAD
SOME GOOD TIMES...
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AND MANY MORE TO COME.
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YES, WELL, ACTUALLY,
WHAT I WAS GETTING AT IS
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I THINK IT'S TIME
WE MOVED ON.
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TO THE NEXT LEVEL? OH, DICK,
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
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[CLASS BELL RINGS]
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I'VE GOT A CLASS.
WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER.
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OH, JENNIFER, NO,
YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.
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* DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY *
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JENNIFER!
OH, DAMN!
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YES!
[STRIKE]
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WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT, DONNY!
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OH, THAT WAS SO GREAT!
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WH-WHAT IS THAT CALLED?
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THAT'S A STRIKE, BABY.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU, SALLY.
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WHEN BOWLING, FIRST OF ALL,
YOU PUT YOUR FINGERS
INTO THE HOLES HERE.
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HOLD IT LIKE THAT.
ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT. OK.
NOW THE KEY IS
THE HEAD PIN.
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YOU WANT THAT HEAD PIN,
SO YOU WANT TO HOOK
AROUND THROUGH--
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YEAH, YEAH, I GOT IT.
THROW BALL, KNOCK DOWN PINS.
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WELL, THERE'S MORE TO IT
THAN THAT. I MEAN--
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DON'T THROW THE BALL!
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[STRIKE]
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OHH, NO!
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PUTTING THE YOU
BACK IN HIM?
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NOT THE SELF-HELP BOOKS!
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I NEED HELP. I MADE
A COMPLETE ASS OF MYSELF.
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SO YOU GOT DRUNK AND
TOLD HIM OFF. BIG DEAL.
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YOU WANT HIM BACK,
GO GET HIM.
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I WAS THE ONE THAT
TOLD HIM IT WAS OK
TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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NOW I THINK THAT'S
A BIG RED CHECK
IN MY GUILT COLUMN.
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OK, YOU WANT HIM BACK?
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WELL, IT JUST BOTHERS ME
TO SEE HIM WITH HER.
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SHUT UP! I SAID,
DO YOU WANT HIM BACK?
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YES.
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REPEAT AFTER ME:
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GO
GO
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GET
GET
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HIM.
HIM.
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AGAIN! GO GET
GO GET
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HIM.
HIM.
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ALL TOGETHER!
GO GET HIM!
GO GET HIM!
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NOW YOU MARCH IN THERE,
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL,
STRAIGHT UP.
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STRAIGHT UP!
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GO GET HIM!
GO GET HIM!
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"AND SO, JENNIFER, LEST
THERE BE ANY MISUNDERSTANDING,
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"LET ME REPEAT:
I DO NOT, CANNOT, AND
WILL NOT EVER LOVE YOU
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"AS LONG AS WE
BOTH SHALL LIVE.
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WITH FROSTY ALOOFNESS..."
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DICK SOLOMON.
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NOW, THAT SHOULD
DO THE TRICK.
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DICK.
MARY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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I-I'VE COME HERE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING
STRAIGHT UP!
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AND HERE IT IS:
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WHAT YOU DID
REALLY HURT ME.
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OH, I KNOW. MARY--
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NO, NO, NO,
IT WAS THOUGHTLESS
AND PIGHEADED!
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
I'VE JUST WRITTEN--
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NO. LET ME FINISH.
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I DON'T PUT ALL
THE BLAME ON YOU.
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I MEAN, I WAS
CONSUMED BY MY JOB,
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AND I DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH TIME FOR US,
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BUT SEEING YOU
WITH SOMEONE ELSE
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MAKES ME REALIZE
WHAT I'VE LOST.
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IT DOES?
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NOW I CAN'T EXPECT YOU
TO JUST COME RUNNING
BACK TO ME
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WITHOUT ME MAKING
SOME SACRIFICES.
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NO, OF COURSE NOT.
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I MEAN, I'VE JUST GOT TO MAKE
MYSELF MORE AVAILABLE TO YOU.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE A MUST.
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I--I CAN'T GIVE YOU
A LOT OF TIME, BUT I CAN
GIVE YOU QUALITY TIME.
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AND SEEING ME WITH JENNIFER
MADE YOU REALIZE THIS?
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YES, DICK.
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I SEE.
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WELL, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU, MARY.
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QUALITY TIME IS GOOD,
BUT JENNIFER GIVES ME
QUANTITY TIME.
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THAT MEANS A LOT
OF TIME, MARY.
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SHE PUTS ME FIRST.
ME. NOT HER JOB.
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SOMETHING APPARENTLY
YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DO.
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I AM SO TOO WILLING.
IT'S JUST THAT
YOU'RE BEING--
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NO, NO, IT HURTS
TOO MUCH!
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OH, DICK!
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I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU SHOULD STOP TRYING,
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BUT IT WILL BE HARD.
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THERE ARE HURDLES, MARY.
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HURDLES!
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REMEMBER: HURDLES!
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SO THERE I WAS. I'D JUST
FINISHED MY BREAK-UP
LETTER TO JENNIFER
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WHEN MARY COMES IN AND
TELLS ME SHE WANTS ME BACK.
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NO!
YES!
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AFTER WHAT
YOU DID?!
I KNOW!
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ODDLY ENOUGH, BEING WITH
JENNIFER SEEMS TO HAVE HELPED.
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THE LESS AVAILABLE I AM,
THE MORE MARY WANTS ME.
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SO YOU TOOK MARY BACK?
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OHH, NO, NO.
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NO, MARY'S OFFER
WAS TEMPTING, YES,
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BUT I'M NOT CLOSING
THIS DEAL JUST YET.
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I CAN GET A LOT MORE
OUT OF HER.
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WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
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JENNIFER...
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IS MY BARGAINING CHIP.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I WANT THE OLD MARY--
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WALKS IN THE PARK,
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BREAKFAST IN BED,
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LUNCH IN BED.
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CHANGING THE SHEETS,
'CAUSE THERE'S FOOD IN THE BED.
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YOU KNOW.
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HI, GUYS.
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WHERE'S SALLY?
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ALL RIGHT, DON,
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
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HEY!
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SALLY, ARE WE
GOING LUGING?
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NO, WE'RE GOING
BOWLING. WHY?
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WELL, BECAUSE
YOU'RE DRESSED
LIKE A BIG LUGER.
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THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
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SLEEK,
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AGILE,
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AERODYNAMIC, AND...
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DANGEROUS.
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ALL RIGHT,
EYES ON THE TARGET...
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RELAX, CONCENTRATE...
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AND...DOH!
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AH, THAT'S VERY GOOD,
SALLY.
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YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
THE HANG OF THIS.
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OH, THERE'S ONE LEFT.
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DIE, YOU BASTARD, DIE!
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YES! A SPARE!
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I GET TO GO AGAIN.
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UH, SALLY! CAN
I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
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YEAH, BUT HURRY UP.
I'M IN THE ZONE.
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SALLY,
HAVE YOU EVER--
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YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE TERM,
"PLAY BY THE RULES"?
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NO.
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WELL, THE RULE IS,
YOU KNOW,
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YOU GET A TURN, AND
THEN I GET A TURN.
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I DON'T LIKE THAT RULE.
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HEY, DON, WHAT'S
THE GOAL OF BOWLING?
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KNOCK DOWN
THE MOST PINS.
AND HAVE I?
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WELL, YES, SALLY, BUT
THERE'S A CERTAIN THING
CALLED SPORTSMANSHIP.
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FREEZE. 6-PIN STANDING
AT 11 O'CLOCK.
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SALLY...
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THAT'S NOT OUR LANE!
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WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU DOING, LADY?!
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YOU LEFT 'EM UNPROTECTED.
GET YOUR HEAD BACK
IN THE GAME.
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Mary: NOW I THINK,
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THAT ONCE YOU SEE
THE NUMBERS,
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YOU'LL REALIZE
JUST WHAT GOOD SHAPE
THIS DEPARTMENT IS IN.
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AND NEXT SEMESTER...
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DICK, WITH
MY ALLERGIES,
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I WON'T BE ABLE TO
EAT ANYTHING HERE.
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UH-HUH.
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OH, NO! NO, NO, NO!
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MARY'S HERE.
THIS IS NO GOOD.
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WELL, WE'LL GO
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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NO, NO. I WILL NOT LET HER
CONTROL MY LIFE. SIR...
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WE WOULD LIKE A TABLE
AS FAR AWAY FROM
THAT WOMAN AS POSSIBLE.
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OF COURSE.
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HOW IS THE TABLE
BY THE WINDOW?
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WHAT, IN THE DRAFT?
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
NEXT TO THE BAR?
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WITH ALL THOSE
DRUNKEN BOORS?
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WELL, I'M AFRAID
THAT LEAVES
THIS TABLE HERE.
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ALL RIGHT,
BUT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
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YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
ALL RIGHT WITH THIS.
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ABSOLUTELY. WE ARE GOING
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
232
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:30,403
WHY SHOULD WE LET
SOME WACKY COINCIDENCE
DAMPEN OUR SPIRITS?
233
00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,972
OH. UH.
234
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,206
DICK.
235
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:33,941
WHY, MARY.
236
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,575
I DIDN'T EXPECT
TO SEE YOU HERE.
237
00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:38,646
WHAT A SURPRISE!
HELLO, PROVOST,
HOW ARE YOU?
238
00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,148
SO NICE TO
SEE YOU BOTH.
239
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,083
LISTEN, I DON'T WANT TO
INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER.
240
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:48,656
JENNIFER AND I WILL JUST
SIT OVER HERE AND NUZZLE.
241
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:51,191
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING.
SO LET'S ORDER.
242
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,694
I DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU WOULD BRING ME
TO A PLACE LIKE THIS.
243
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,729
I'M ALLERGIC TO
EVERYTHING ON THE MENU.
244
00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:57,564
WHY, THE BUTTER ALONE--
AAH!
245
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,833
AH! HA HA HA HA HA!
246
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,201
OH, YOU.
247
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,950
QUALITY TIME?
248
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,452
YOU ACTUALLY SAID
"QUALITY TIME"?
249
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,789
WELL, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO DEFINE--
250
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,456
IS THAT WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT?
251
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,458
IS THAT WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT?!
252
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,727
NO.
253
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,129
WHEN A MAN HEARS
"QUALITY TIME,"
254
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,230
HE THINKS IT MEANS
255
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,533
RUB YOUR FEET
WHILE YOU WATCH
THE LIFETIME CHANNEL.
256
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,335
[WHINING]
WELL, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
257
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,205
[MOCKING] WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
258
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:40,140
YOU HAVE REALLY LOST IT.
259
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,509
YOU HAVE LOST
YOUR GROOVE THING.
260
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,977
COME ON!
261
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,247
BLOW SMOKE UP HIS EGO,
MAKE HIM WANT YOU.
262
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,817
I DON'T KNOW.
263
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:50,918
YOU...
264
00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,353
ARE MARY ALBRIGHT.
265
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:56,323
YOU FLIRT SHAMELESSLY.
266
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,860
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR.
267
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:00,660
I AM?
268
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,329
MM-HMM.
269
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,197
I AM.
270
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,935
NOW, YOU GO OUT THERE
AND LIVE UP TO YOUR
TRASHY REPUTATION.
271
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:08,969
I'LL DO IT!
272
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:11,939
HI, DICK.
273
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,140
MARY.
274
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,275
GEE, I HOPE LAST NIGHT
AT THE RESTAURANT
275
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,609
WASN'T TOO AWKWARD
FOR YOU.
276
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,645
OHH, NOT AT ALL.
277
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,814
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER
YOU NOTICED, BUT, UH,
278
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,982
I WAS WITH JENNIFER.
279
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,052
UH HUH. YOU HAD
ON A NEW JACKET
LAST NIGHT. I LIKED IT.
280
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,653
OOH, YOU DID, HUH?
281
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,156
I FOUND IT ON A BUS.
282
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,157
PRETTY GOOD FIT,
THOUGH, EH?
283
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,524
VERY.
284
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,526
BUT YOU ALWAYS KNOW
WHAT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.
285
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,262
WELL, THAT'S SO TRUE.
286
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,198
HAVE YOU BEEN
WORKING OUT?
287
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,800
OH, YEAH.
288
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,369
HEY.
WHAT?
289
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,937
I CANCELED MY MEETING
TONIGHT.
290
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:44,704
REALLY?
291
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:48,075
SO WE CAN DO...
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
292
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:48,909
OH, YEAH?
293
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,011
LET'S SAY WE MAKE IT
AN EARLY WEEKEND.
294
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,412
OH, I CAN'T TAKE
FRIDAY OFF.
295
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,047
I HAVE A BUDGET MEETING
IN THE MORNING.
296
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,949
OHH, LOOK AT THIS.
297
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,085
JENNIFER'S WIDE OPEN
ON FRIDAY.
298
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,420
YOU KNOW,
SHE IS SO FLEXIBLE.
299
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,562
I'LL SEE HOW OPEN
I CAN GET.
300
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,070
MY GOD,
IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING!
301
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,671
IF I CAN KEEP THIS GOING
ANOTHER FEW DAYS,
302
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:22,209
I'LL HAVE HER
UP TO 6 NIGHTS
AND MELROSE MONDAYS.
303
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,410
MELROSE MONDAYS?
304
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,945
OH, JENNIFER.
305
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,413
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
306
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,614
IT'S AN ALLERGIC REACTION.
307
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,482
I TOLD YOU I COULDN'T EAT
AT THAT RESTAURANT.
308
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,518
BUT YOU DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
ALL YOU HAD WAS WATER.
309
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,154
I THINK THERE WAS
A LEMON IN IT.
310
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,555
[SNIFFLING]
311
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,025
DICK, I NOTICED SOMETHING
LAST NIGHT,
312
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,294
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
PERFECTLY HONEST WITH ME.
313
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:44,197
YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS
FOR MARY, DON'T YOU?
314
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,933
[GASPS] HE DIDN'T
ANSWER RIGHT AWAY.
315
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,001
OH, MY GOD. HE DIDN'T
ANSWER RIGHT AWAY.
316
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:49,069
OH, DEAR GOD, JENNIFER,
317
00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,137
HE DOES HAVE ARE YOU
FEELINGS FOR HER. ALL RIGHT?
318
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,571
[BABBLING] NOW,
JENNIFER...
319
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,374
JENNIFER, CALM DOWN!
320
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,475
LOOK, I CAN SEE
YOU'RE UPSET,
321
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,144
BUT I THINK IT'S CRUCIAL
THAT WE TOUGH IT OUT
322
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,846
FOR ANOTHER 2 OR 3 DAYS,
DEPENDING.
323
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,413
OHH.
324
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,015
I SEE WHAT GAME
YOU'RE PLAYING.
325
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,616
YOU'VE JUST BEEN
USING ME.
326
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,217
NO.
327
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,054
OH, THOU BLIND FOOL, LOVE,
328
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,688
WHAT DOST THOU TO MINE EYES,
329
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:12,525
THAT THEY BEHOLD,
YET SEE NOT WHAT THEY SEE?
330
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,194
J-J-JENNIFER, WAIT!
331
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:16,964
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!
332
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:22,903
OHH!
333
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:23,871
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
334
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,238
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S THE MATTER.
335
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,439
JENNIFER BROKE UP WITH ME
336
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,076
JUST AS I WAS STARTING
TO MAKE SOME REAL HEADWAY
WITH MARY!
337
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:32,079
OH, GOD, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BE HONEST WITH THEM?
338
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,346
IT'S WHAT DON WOULD DO.
339
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,483
I CAN'T! I'VE ALMOST GOT
MARY WHERE I WANT HER.
340
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,617
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
341
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,321
I'VE GOTTA FIND
SOME WAY TO WIN
THAT HORROR SHOW BACK!
342
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,923
I'M GONNA GO INSANE!
343
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,591
THAT'S NICE. WE'LL MISS YA.
344
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,463
PSST.
YOU GUYS READY?
345
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,599
YEAH.
WAIT A SECOND,
I GOTTA GO GET MY--
346
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,601
COME ON,
COME ON,
COME ON!
347
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,604
HEY, GUYS. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING? WHERE YOU GOING?
348
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,407
I-I-I'M JUST TAKING
HARRY AND TOMMY...
349
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,875
IN FOR QUESTIONING.
350
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,578
OH, I THOUGHT
WE WERE GOIN' BO--
351
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,782
[STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT]
* BO BO-BO-BO
352
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,618
* BO BO-BO-BO-BO
353
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,661
[BALL HITS PINS]
354
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,663
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
ANOTHER BEER FRAME!
355
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,398
ALL RIGHT!
YOU IN THE ZONE, BABY!
356
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,134
COME ON, GET 'EM ALL!
357
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:31,704
SEE THE BALL,
BE THE BALL!
358
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,006
[BALL HITS PINS]
AH!
359
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,443
* WHO GOES?
360
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,144
* WE GOES
361
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,645
* THE THREE AMIGOS!
362
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,780
HOO-AHH!
363
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,055
SALLY.
364
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,856
WHERE YA BEEN?
365
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:58,065
* DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE DAFFDOWNDILLY *
366
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,468
* WHITE AS THE SUN,
FAIR AS THE LILY *
367
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,602
* HEIGH-HO
368
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,736
* HEIGH-HO
369
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,705
* HOW I DO LOVE THEE
370
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,608
* I DO LOVE THEE
AS MY LAMBS *
371
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,378
* ARE BELOVED
OF THEIR DAMS *
372
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:16,883
* HOW BLEST WERE I
IF THOU WOULDST PROVE ME *
373
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,319
* DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE SPREADING ROSES *
374
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:24,958
* THAT IN THY SWEETS
ALL SWEETS ENCLOSES *
375
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:29,162
* FAIR SWEET, FAIR SWEET,
HOW I DO LOVE THEE *
376
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,831
* I DO LOVE THEE
AS EACH FLOWER *
377
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,667
* LOVES THE SUN'S
LIFE-GIVING POWER *
378
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:39,772
* FOR, DEAD, THY BREATH
TO LIFE MIGHT MOVE ME *
379
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,579
YOU'RE MOCKING
MY MADRIGALS.
380
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,780
JENNIFER, NO.
381
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,716
I'M HERE TO WIN BACK
YOUR HEART.
382
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,251
[SKEPTICAL]
MM-HMM.
383
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,652
FORGIVE ME.
384
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,321
DICK,
ARE THOSE ORCHIDS?
385
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,788
YES.
386
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,889
CALL 911.
387
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,158
CALL 911.
388
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,693
NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK.
THEY'RE ALL PAID FOR.
389
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,229
GAAAGH! AAH!
390
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,064
OH, MY GOD!
SHE'S ALLERGIC!
391
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,098
OH, DAMN!
392
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,571
HONESTLY, SALLY, IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
393
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,841
UH, WHAT--WHAT DO
YOU THINK IT IS?
394
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,077
YOU WENT BOWLING
BEHIND MY BACK.
395
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,012
WITH HARRY
AND TOMMY.
396
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,114
HA HA HA HA,
NOOOO.
397
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,249
NO.
OF COURSE NOT.
398
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,118
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
MATCHING BOWLING SHIRTS
THEN?
399
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,553
OK, GIVE ME A MINUTE.
400
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,658
HEY, IS--IS THAT
A WATER FOUNTAIN?
401
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,425
I THINK IT IS.
402
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:33,226
LET'S CHECK THAT OUT.
403
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,362
I WOULD LIKE THAT.
404
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:39,699
WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME
THE TRUTH, DON?
405
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,733
ALL RIGHT,
YOU WANT HONESTY?
406
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:44,304
I'LL...
I'LL GIVE YOU HONESTY.
407
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,806
I HATE BOWLING
WITH YOU, SALLY.
408
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,876
I--I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT!
409
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,378
YOU'RE--YOU'RE TERRIBLE.
410
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:56,883
BY IGNORING THE RULES,
YOU JUST SPIT IN THE EYE
OF THE PASTIME OF THE GODS.
411
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,587
AND TO BE HONEST,
I NEVER WANT TO GO
BOWLING WITH YOU AGAIN.
412
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,859
OH, SALLY.
413
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,695
SALLY, I'M KIDDING!
414
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,197
I'M KIDDING!
I'M A KIDDER.
415
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,398
I'M JOKING, IT WAS A JOKE.
416
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,932
I--I LOVE BOWLING WITH YOU.
417
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,068
YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.
418
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:15,868
I...
419
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,337
I DON'T MEAN IT?
420
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,473
YOU DON'T THINK
I MEAN IT?
421
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,742
COME ON.
422
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,043
SALLY, IT'S YOUR TURN.
423
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,513
YOU'RE UP.
424
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,948
AND I WANT YOU TO USE...
425
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,383
MY BALL.
426
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:32,552
YOU MEAN--
427
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,586
THAT'S RIGHT.
428
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,923
BLUE THUNDER.
429
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,292
[CHOKING BACK SOBS]
430
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,830
OH. OH, DON!
431
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,832
OH! SALLY!
432
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,335
AAH!
433
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,002
DR. SOLOMON!
434
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,038
* HEIGH-HO, HEIGH-HO
435
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,606
* HOW ARE YOU DOING?
436
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,974
I'M FINE.
* HOW ARE YOU DOING?
437
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,743
I'M FINE.
* HOW ARE YOU DOING?
438
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,311
I'M FINE! SHUT UP!
439
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,646
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
440
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,149
THESE FLOWERS ARE
FOR JENNIFER.
WHAT?!
441
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,083
IT'S OK. THEY'RE PLASTIC.
442
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,252
BUT SHE'S IN THE HOSPITAL.
443
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,519
NO, SHE'S OUT,
444
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:07,787
AND COMING HERE.
OH!
445
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,091
* DIAPHENIA, LIKE
THE SPREADING ROSES *
446
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,593
* THAT IN THY SWEETS
ALL SWEETS ENCLOSES *
447
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,162
OH, MY GOD!
448
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,063
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
449
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,399
I'VE GOTTA GET AHOLD OF MARY
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
450
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,804
[RING]
451
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,973
DON'T ANSWER THAT!
IT'S DR. SOLOMON,
452
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,409
AND HE'S DESPERATE
TO TALK TO YOU.
453
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,009
HE IS?
454
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,579
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
455
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,747
YOU'VE GOT HIM
WHERE YOU WANT HIM.
456
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:38,351
NOW...IT'S TIME
TO BE COOL. [SNAP]
457
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,555
HI, MARY, IT'S DICK.
I WAS JUST WONDERING
HOW YOU WERE DOING.
458
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,292
BUT, UH, YOU JUST WALKED IN,
SO WHEN YOU GET
THIS MESSAGE,
459
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,228
JUST IGNORE IT.
TAKE CARE. BYE.
460
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,196
HELLO, DICK.
461
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,363
MARY, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT
462
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,865
WHAT YOU SAID
THE OTHER DAY,
ABOUT QUALITY TIME.
463
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:53,566
OH, THAT.
464
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,303
I, UH, JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW
465
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,805
THAT IF YOU'RE STILL
WILLING TO MAKE THAT
KIND OF COMMITMENT,
466
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,474
I WOULD BE WILLING TO MAKE
A SACRIFICE OF MY OWN.
467
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,475
ARE YOU MAKING
AN OFFER?
468
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,378
WELL, NO, I'M REALLY
JUST PUTTING OUT A FEELER.
469
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,847
I'M NOT SURE
IT'S WORTH MY TIME
TO RESPOND TO A FEELER.
470
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,783
OH, I THINK THIS IS A FEELER
THAT YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
471
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:15,322
MARY, IF YOU CAN PROMISE ME
TO MAKE A GOOD-FAITH EFFORT
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME,
472
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,957
I WILL BREAK UP WITH JENNIFER,
473
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,293
DESPITE THE FACT THAT I WILL
BE CRUSHING THE FRAIL SOUL
474
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:24,731
OF A WOMAN ALREADY TEETERING
ON THE EDGE OF SANITY.
475
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,598
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
476
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,201
OH, MARY!
OH, DICK!
477
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,237
OH, MARY!
478
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,572
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUTTA
HERE AND FIND SOMEPLACE NICE?
479
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,375
AND WHEN I SAY GET OUTTA HERE,
I MEAN RIGHT NOW!
480
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,876
YOU!
JENNIFER!
481
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,111
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
TO ME, ORCHIDS?!
482
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,880
I GAVE YOU A LIST
OF MY ALLERGIES,
483
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,783
AND WHAT WAS ON THE TOP
OF PAGE 6, COLUMN 2?
484
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,184
ORCHIDS!
485
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,186
OK, JENNIFER, BEFORE
YOU GO ANY FURTHER,
486
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,355
THERE'S SOMETHING
I MUST SAY:
487
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,189
I AM BREAKING UP
WITH YOU.
488
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,824
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME?
489
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,327
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME?!
490
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:59,198
I ENDED THIS HIDEOUS TRAVESTY
OF A RELATIONSHIP YESTERDAY!
491
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,368
YESTERDAY? SHE--SHE
BROKE UP WITH YOU
YESTERDAY?
492
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,536
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.
493
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,904
THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED.
494
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,673
TEETERING.
495
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,174
YOU'RE
INCREDIBLE!
496
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:12,679
YOU ARE SO LUCKY I'M ALLERGIC
TO ANY BLOOD OTHER THAN MY OWN,
497
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,616
BECAUSE IF I WEREN'T,
I WOULD CUT YOU OPEN
FROM STEM TO STERN
498
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,185
AND DANCE IN THE RED,
RED RIVER OF YOUR DEATH.
499
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,119
HELP ME, MARY,
HELP ME.
500
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,488
OH, GET OUT!
501
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:25,558
A PLAGUE! A PLAGUE ON YOU,
DICK SOLOMON!
502
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,859
AAAAAH!
503
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,529
OH! OH!
504
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,464
I AM SO SORRY,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
505
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:32,732
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
506
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,001
I'M REALLY
A VERY DOCILE PERSON.
507
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,270
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
508
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,871
HE BRINGS THAT OUT
IN WOMEN.
509
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,040
COULD I BE TRANSFERRED
TO ANOTHER OFFICE?
510
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,208
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
511
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,611
I DON'T KNOW WHY I PUT YOU
IN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
512
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,578
YOU WANNA GET A DRINK?
513
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,714
OH, I CAN'T GO TO BARS.
I'M ALLERGIC TO SMOKE.
514
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,115
I HAVE A FULL BAR
IN MY DESK.
515
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,750
LEAD ME.
516
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,955
IT SEEMS LIKE
IT SHOULD'VE WORKED.
517
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,124
A TRIANGLE IS
THE STRONGEST SHAPE
IN GEOMETRY,
518
00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,793
BUT SOMEHOW,
A LOVE TRIANGLE
JUST COLLAPSES.
519
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,495
YEAH, BUT, SEE, THAT'S
WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.
520
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,964
YOU JUST GOTTA BE HONEST,
DICK. LIKE DON.
521
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:08,835
THERE AREN'T A LOT OF GUYS
WHO'D ACTUALLY ADMIT TO--
522
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,069
WHERE ARE YOU
GUYS GOING?
523
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,271
US? WE'RE GOIN' BO--
524
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,807
* BO-BO BO-BO-BO
525
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:18,177
* BO-BO BO-BO-BO
526
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:28,254
* BO-BO BO...
527
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:34,527
* BO-BO BO...
528
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:36,195
[BALL HITS PINS]
AH, STRIKE.
529
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:37,930
NICE ONE, DON.
530
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,833
BUT THEY'RE STILL WINNING.
531
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:41,901
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
532
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:46,906
AH, WE KEEP KNOCKIN' 'EM DOWN.
THEY KEEP COMIN' BACK.
533
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,708
I'M GONNA TAKE OUT
THEIR HEADQUARTERS.
534
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:49,909
WHAT?
535
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:53,580
I'M GONNA DISABLE
THE PIN SETTER WITH
THIS 16-POUND MAMA.
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