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WHY IS RUSTY'S
SO CROWDED TODAY?
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MAYBE IT'S
THE HUGE MOB
OF PEOPLE.
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I THINK IT'S THESE
RUSTY FUN LUNCHES.
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EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE.
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IT'S A CLEVER DESIGN.
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YOU KNOW, THE BOX
SOAKS UP THE GRISTLE.
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[BURPS]
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OH...
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I'M SORRY.
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PROBABLY THE SECRET
RUSTY'S SAUCE.
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THAT'S JUST
KETCHUP.
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OH, WELL,
THANK YOU SO MUCH
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FOR RUINING IT
FOR ME, TOMMY.
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[GROWLS]
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[GASPS]
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MY BURGER
IS INFESTED
WITH PIGS.
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NO, YOU KNOW
WHAT THESE ARE?
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THEY'RE
FUZZY BUDDIES.
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THEY'RE PROMOTIONAL
GIVEAWAYS. SEE?
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"COLLECT THEM ALL."
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WHY?
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I DON'T KNOW. THAT WAY
YOU HAVE THEM ALL.
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YOU'D THINK THEY'D
PUT SOMETHING USEFUL
IN A FUN LUNCH.
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LIKE A NICE PAIR
OF SLACKS.
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OR A FEDORA.
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FEDORAS ARE BACK.
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WHEN WERE
THEY OUT?
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NEVER,
TO MY MIND.
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YEAH. FEDORAS
ARE PERENNIAL
CLASSICS.
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THEY'RE MY
FAVORITE HAT.
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GO RUTHERFORD!
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LET'S HEAR THAT SPIRIT!
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GO RUTHERFORD!
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[WHISTLE]
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HEY! SOLOMON!
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THAT'S
THE SECOND TIME
THAT WAVE WENT BY
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AND YOU DIDN'T
GET UP.
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UH, YEAH,
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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I JUST
HAVEN'T LEARNED
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HOW TO TIME
THESE THINGS YET.
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GIVE ME
THIS BOOK.
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THAT'S NOT
WHAT SCHOOL'S
ABOUT.
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YOU'RE AT
THIS RALLY
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TO GENERATE
A LITTLE PEP
FOR THE TEAM.
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YEAH,
ABOUT THAT, SIR,
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SEE, I JUST
DON'T HAVE ANY PEP.
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BUT I'M REALLY
OK WITH THAT,
YOU KNOW?
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU
GOT YOUR HAIR CUT
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DOESN'T MEAN I'M
NOT WATCHING YOU.
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NOW LET'S HEAR
A LITTLE PEP!
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HELP ME
OUT HERE.
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IN THIS
LITTLE SCENARIO
OF YOURS,
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MY PEP COULD BE
THE DECISIVE PEP?
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SOLOMON, IF THIS
TEAM IS GONNA WIN,
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WE NEED EVERYBODY
HERE BEHIND US.
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THE TEAM'S
1 AND 11, SIR.
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A PEP IS NICE,
BUT A GOOD
REBOUNDER,
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NOW THAT
WOULD BE SWEET.
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SEXY!
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DR. SOLOMON, IF--
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OH, MY GOD!
YOU'VE GOT
A JIGGLY PIG!
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I DO NOT!
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I'VE BEEN
LOOKING ALL OVER
FOR ONE OF THESE.
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I'M SO JEALOUS.
YOU HAVE?
WHY?
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I COLLECT THEM.
I'VE GOT, LIKE,
2 DRAWERS FULL OF THEM.
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WELL, I'VE GOT
2 DRAWERS FULL
OF UNDERWEAR,
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BUT I DON'T
GO AROUND BRAGGING
ABOUT IT.
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YES, YOU DO.
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OH, MARY,
GET A LOAD OF THIS.
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NINA COLLECTS THOSE
FUZZY BUDDY THINGS.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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NOT YOU, TOO.
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WELL,
YOU COLLECT
THIMBLES.
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MARY, YOU DON'T!
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ANTIQUE THIMBLES!
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Both: HA HA HA HA!
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YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS.
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IN A GOOD WAY.
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NICE SAVE.
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WELL, IF YOU THINK
THEY'RE SO STUPID,
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I COULD TAKE
THAT JIGGLY PIG
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OFF YOUR HANDS
RIGHT NOW.
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BE MY GUEST.
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OH, AND
IN THAT CASE,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND HAPPY
SECRETARY'S DAY.
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THANK YOU.
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48...
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49...
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50.
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SO, SOLOMON...
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YOU FEEL
ANY DIFFERENT NOW?
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LOTS DIFFERENT. I HAVE TO ADMIT,
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I WASN'T QUITE SURE WHAT
YOU WERE DOING AT FIRST,
BUT AFTER 50 PUSH-UPS,
I'M BRIMMING.
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BRIMMING
WITH SCHOOL PRIDE.
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IS THAT FAKE PEP?
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YEAH, IT'S
PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
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YOU JUST
BOUGHT YOURSELF
ANOTHER 50.
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I WAS
JUST KIDDING.
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60!
I'M REALLY
SORRY.
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70!
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EXCUSE ME, MISS.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
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OH, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T WORK HERE.
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OH, NO.
THAT'S OK.
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THAT MAKES YOU SMELL
A LITTLE CHEAP, SWEETIE.
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HEY, THEY'VE GOT
FUZZY BUDDIES HERE, TOO.
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LOIS,
HE OPENED IT.
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CAN I AT LEAST GET THEM
OUT OF THE BOX?
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PLEASE?
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WHAT'S
THE BIG WHOOP?
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OH, THERE'S SOME
SNOW LEOPARD
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THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE IMPOSSIBLE
TO FIND.
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EVERY TUESDAY
A NEW BOX COMES IN
AND THE HUNT BEGINS.
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THE HUNT?
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GET BACK!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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B-6.
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LOOK!
WHAT?
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FRUIT FLIES.
WHERE?
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MISS.
WHAT?
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YOU LOSE.
OOH!
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HELLO, TOMMY!
YOU WANT WINNERS?
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NO, I CAN'T. I HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL
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AND WASH JOCK STRAPS.
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OH, AND, UH,
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MY PRINCIPAL WANTS
TO SEE US TOMORROW.
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BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN
WASHING JOCK STRAPS
ON SCHOOL PROPERTY?
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NO, IT'S BECAUSE,
APPARENTLY, I DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH PEP.
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DID YOU TRY
FAKING IT?
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YEAH, OF COURSE.
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DICK!
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SALLY!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I'VE BEEN HUNTING.
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LOOK!
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FUZZY BUDDIES?
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YEAH.
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IT TOOK ME
5 HOURS, 6 STORES,
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AND A COUPLE
OF MIGHTY FINE
KICK BOXING MOVES.
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LOOK HOW
MANY I'VE GOT!
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OOH.
PUFFY THE LAMB.
BAH.
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HEY! DON'T TOUCH THAT!
IT'S VALUABLE!
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YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE
JIGGLY PIGS, WOULD YOU?
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OH NO. THOSE
ARE REALLY HARD
TO COME BY.
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GOOD THING
YOU ALREADY
HAVE ONE.
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NO.
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NO, I GAVE IT
TO NINA.
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AND I SORT OF
MISS IT.
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YOU JUST
GAVE IT AWAY, DICK?
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THOSE JIGGLY PIGS
ARE WORTH, LIKE, 40 BUCKS,
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IF YOU CAN
EVEN FIND 'EM.
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THEY'RE THAT
HARD TO GET?
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YEAH. LOOK!
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WELL, WAIT.
WE STILL GOT
ALL THESE. LOOK!
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A FROG,
A COW, A TIGER!
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BUT WE COULD HAVE HAD
THE PIG, AND WE DON'T.
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NOW IT'S A COLLECTION
WITHOUT A PIG,
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AND IT NEED NOT
HAVE BEEN!
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WHO'S FAULT
IS THAT, BONEHEAD?
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NOW NINA'S LAUGHING
ALL THE WAY
TO THE BANK.
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OH, MY GOD. LOOK
HOW MANY THERE
ARE OUT THERE.
I KNOW,
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AND SOME OF THEM
ARE REALLY VALUABLE.
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WE NAIL THE RIGHT ONE,
WE CAN MAKE A FORTUNE.
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WHOA, THEY ONLY MADE
200 OF THESE
CUTE LITTLE TURTLES
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WITH THE SANTA HATS.
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I WILL HAVE YOU,
CHRISTMAS TURTLE.
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I NEED MORE OF THESE!
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WE ALREADY GOT,
LIKE, A DOZEN!
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THERE'S 119 THAT
WE DON'T HAVE.
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HEY, THERE'S
A 24-HOUR DRUG STORE
IN PARMA HEIGHTS.
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WANT TO GO?
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LET'S RIDE!
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DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT TOUCHING THOSE.
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YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT IT.
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STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
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HEY, DICK,
WHAT'S WITH ALL
THE RUSTY BURGERS?
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AH, WELL, I'M JUST...
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PREPARING BOX LUNCHES
FOR THE HOMELESS.
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WHY ARE YOU PUTTING
ALL THE FOOD
IN THE TRASH?
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IT MAKES THEM
MORE COMFORTABLE.
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MARY, YOU CAN BE
SO INSENSITIVE.
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GOOD MORNING.
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OH, UH, NINA.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT PIG THAT I
LET YOU BORROW?
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BORROW?
NO, YOU GAVE ME
THAT JIGGLY PIG.
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THAT'S THE ONE.
I NEED IT BACK.
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BUT I LIKE IT.
I'LL GIVE YOU
$20 FOR IT.
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BUT IT WAS
A GIFT.
I'LL GIVE YOU
30.
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$30 FOR THAT?
OK, 50.
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BUT THAT'S MY
FINAL OFFER.
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$50? OK,
IT'S IN MY DESK.
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75!
SOLD!
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FINE. $100!
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WHOO-HOO!
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VERY SMOOTH, DICK.
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THANK YOU, MARY.
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WANT TO BUY A THIMBLE?
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TOMMY,
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
INTO SPORTS.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,374
NEITHER AM I.
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ACTUALLY,
ONE OF MY LEGS
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IS SHORTER
THAN THE OTHER.
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BUT SPIRIT
ISN'T ABOUT SPORTS.
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IT'S ABOUT LIFE, OK?
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EXCUSE ME.
ABOUT WHAT
YOU JUST SAID--
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CAN I SEE YOUR LEGS?
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TOMMY, I HAVE AN IDEA
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THAT I'M ACTUALLY
PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT.
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WOULD THAT BE
CORRECTIVE SLIPPERS?
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NO.
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DOESN'T IT SEEM
A LITTLE WEIRD TO YOU
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TO FORCE SOMEONE
TO BE EXCITED
AGAINST THEIR WILL?
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ALL THE OTHER STUDENTS
ARE EXCITED.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT.
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WHERE DO YOU
FIND YOUR PANTS?
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IS THERE
A SPECIAL STORE?
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NO! NO, THERE'S NOT.
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DR. SOLOMON...
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WE CONFISCATED
THIS BOOK...
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FROM TOMMY...
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AT A PEP RALLY.
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NOW, WITH MY IDEA
IN PLACE,
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TOMMY WOULD SPEND
HIS AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS
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WORKING CLOSELY
WITH THE PEP SQUAD.
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00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,573
AND I THINK THAT HE'LL
FIND THAT SCHOOL SPIRIT
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CAN BE BIG BOOST
TO HIS SELF-ESTEEM.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THAT, DR. SOLOMON?
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HUH? WHAT?
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DO YOU AGREE?
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UH, UH, YES.
ABSOLUTELY.
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WHAT?!
ARE YOU KIDDING?!
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YOU WILL DO WHATEVER
HE SAYS, AND YOU
WILL LIKE IT!
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BECAUSE NO SON OF
MINE WILL UNDERMINE
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THE AUTHORITY OF THIS
HALLOWED INSTITUTION
235
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:55,629
BY READING LURID TRASH
LIKE ADVANCED CALCULUS...
236
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:59,967
WITH THIS OBSCENELY
OVER-THICK BOOKMARK...
DO WHAT THIS MAN SAYS
237
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,235
YOU WILL DO EXACTLY--
WHAT?
238
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,737
WHAT'S THAT
YOU SAY?
239
00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:05,706
EXCUSE ME. I'LL
BE RIGHT THERE.
240
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:06,874
WHAT?
CAREFUL, NOW!
241
00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:09,242
YOU HELLION!
I'LL BE RIGHT
THERE!
242
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,992
HEY, EVERYBODY,
IT'S HOOTIE!
243
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,227
GO HOOTIE!
GO HOOTIE!
244
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,228
All: GO HOOTIE!
245
00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,229
GO HOOTIE!
246
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,130
GO HOOTIE!
247
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,131
GO HOOTIE!
248
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:31,999
GO HOOTIE!
249
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,000
GO HOOTIE!
250
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:33,934
GO HOOTIE!
251
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:34,902
GO HOOTIE!
252
00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,836
GO HOOTIE!
253
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:36,804
GO HOOTIE!
254
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,805
GO HOOTIE!
255
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:38,605
GO HOOTIE!
256
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,606
GO HOOTIE!
257
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,573
GO HOOTIE!
258
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:45,045
GO HOOTIE!
259
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,246
WELL, LET ME KNOW,
BECAUSE MY OFFER
260
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:49,616
STAYS ON THE TABLE
FOR EXACTLY ONE HOUR.
261
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,585
CIAO. THANKS.
262
00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:54,988
WORD ON THE STREET
IS THAT YOU'VE GOT
A WINKY THE RABBIT.
263
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,857
NOW...
264
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,859
I'M QUITE INTERESTED
IN THAT ITEM,
265
00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,161
AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS
THAT RIGHT NOW I AM
266
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,931
FLUSH WITH OCELOTS.
267
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,866
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO MAKE A DEAL
268
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,067
YOU'RE NOT
COMFORTABLE WITH.
269
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,970
ALL I'M SAYING IS,
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.
270
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,004
ASKING YOUR PARENTS
271
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:13,273
WOULD ONLY
CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT.
272
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,243
SOMEONE'S COMING?
273
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,846
ALL RIGHT,
CALL ME BACK TOMORROW
DURING RECESS.
274
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,550
NIGHT-NIGHT, BECKY.
275
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,785
SHE'S WEAKENING.
276
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,431
UH! UH. UH.
277
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,599
YOU TOUCH, YOU DIE.
278
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,368
THOSE NEED TO BE
IN MINT CONDITION.
279
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:45,038
COME ON!
YOU ALREADY GOT,
LIKE, 3 OF THESE.
280
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,340
[SIGHS]
281
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,442
OH, ALL RIGHT.
282
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,515
UH, UH, UH.
283
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:04,291
HAVE FUN.
284
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,726
HELLO, LITTLE ZEBRA.
285
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,161
HEY, GUYS.
286
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,062
TOMMY!
287
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,864
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I AM NOT TOMMY.
288
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,700
I AM HOOTIE,
THE RUTHERFORD HIGH OWL.
289
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:18,138
WHERE I GO,
PEOPLE FOLLOW,
HOOTING.
290
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,339
WAIT A SECOND,
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
291
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,074
YOU'RE ACTUALLY
DOING SOMETHING
FOR SCHOOL?
292
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,277
WHEN I PUT
THIS THING ON,
I BECOME AN IDOL.
293
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,813
THEY ADORE ME!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
294
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:29,249
I AM HOOTIE!
HEAR ME HOOT!
295
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,951
GO HOOTIE!
GO HOOTIE!
296
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,253
GO, GO, GO HOOTIE!
297
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,889
HOOT! HOOT! HOOT!
298
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,830
DICK,
THERE'S NO FOOD
IN THE HOUSE.
299
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,299
I NEEDED THE MONEY
FOR THE FUZZY BUDDIES.
300
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,236
LOOK, YOU'RE PROBABLY
GOING TO SAY NO, BUT...
301
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,138
CAN I SLICE
ONE OF THESE OPEN,
FRY UP THE BEANS?
302
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,240
HAVE A LITTLE LUNCH?
303
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,375
HARRY, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT?
SNOW LEOPARD?
304
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,944
CHILLY
THE SNOW LEOPARD.
305
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,446
THE HOLY GRAIL
OF FUZZY BUDDIES.
306
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,514
DUE TO
A MANUFACTURING ERROR
IN TAIPEI,
307
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,051
THEY WERE MADE
WITH ONLY ONE NOSTRIL.
308
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,186
ONLY 30 OF THEM
EVER MADE IT
OUT OF THE FACTORY.
309
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,188
IT'S THE MOST VALUABLE
OF ALL.
310
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,257
IT'S WORTH MORE
BECAUSE IT'S DEFECTIVE?
311
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,424
IT'S WORTH MORE
BECAUSE IT'S RARE.
312
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,827
BUT IT'S RARE
BECAUSE IT'S
DEFECTIVE AND CRAPPY?
313
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:14,962
EXACTLY.
314
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,596
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE
TO HAVE ONE.
315
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,999
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
316
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,233
HOW ABOUT,
INSTEAD OF BUYING
317
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,668
A BUNCH OF
SCREWED-UP DOLLS,
318
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,037
WE BUY SOME FOOD?
PAY THE RENT?
319
00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,839
COME ON, DICK!
320
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,108
DUBCEK'S THREATENED
TO MAKE ME WORK IT OFF,
321
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,945
AND I DON'T THINK
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT
MOWING THE LAWN.
322
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:32,913
FEAR NOT, HARRY.
323
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,614
TOMORROW
WE'RE GOING
TO MAKE BACK
324
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,549
OUR RENT FOR
THE WHOLE YEAR.
325
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,951
CHECK THIS OUT.
326
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,953
IT IS
THE FUZZY BUDDY
SWAP NIGHT
327
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:40,988
AT THE RUSTY BURGER.
328
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:41,654
THIS IS GREAT!
329
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:43,256
YEAH, IT'S TIME
TO CASH IN.
330
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,457
CASH IN? HOW?
331
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,692
WELL, SELL.
332
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,793
YOU KNOW,
THE WHOLE COLLECTION.
333
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,495
THE FUZZY BUDDIES?
SURE.
334
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,930
YOU DIDN'T THINK
WE WERE GONNA
KEEP THEM FOREVER,
335
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,098
DID YOU?
336
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,200
NO. NO, OF COURSE NOT.
337
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,102
I KNEW THE DAY WOULD COME.
338
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,236
ONE BIG PAYDAY.
339
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,705
WE'RE IN, WE'RE OUT,
GRAB A RUSTY BURGER
FOR THE ROAD,
340
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,573
CHARTER A JET
TO THE WEST COAST
341
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,510
AND WATCH
THE SUN RISE.
342
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,745
NICE.
NICE.
343
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,749
NICE.
344
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,222
ALL RIGHT, DICK.
NOW REMEMBER,
345
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,925
YOU'VE GOT THE BEST
FUZZY BUDDY COLLECTION
IN TOWN.
346
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,892
I KNOW.
347
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,394
YOU'VE GOT
WHAT THEY WANT,
AND THEY KNOW IT.
348
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,264
LOOK AT THEM ALL,
GAWKING AT YOU.
349
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:28,101
MIGHT HAVE JUST SAT
ON CHEESE FRIES.
350
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,169
THERE SHE IS.
351
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:29,903
WHO?
352
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:30,971
OUR BUYER.
353
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,106
THE ONE
THEY CALL...
354
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,208
THE COLUMBIAN.
355
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,443
THE COLUMBIAN?
356
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,679
MUST BE THE MATRIARCH
OF A POWERFUL CARTEL.
UH-UH.
357
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,916
HER NEPHEW WENT TO
COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY.
LET'S GO.
358
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,420
COLUMBIAN!
359
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:51,624
MEET...
THE PROFESSOR.
360
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,792
AND MARY ANNE.
361
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,731
I HEAR YOU'RE
LOOKING TO LIQUIDATE.
362
00:14:58,765 --> 00:14:59,666
UH-HUH.
363
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,701
THAT'S GOOD.
CAUSE I'M LOOKING
TO ACQUIRE.
364
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,902
LISTEN HERE, LADY,
365
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,770
WE'RE NOT
GIVING THESE AWAY.
366
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,272
WE'RE LOOKING FOR
TOP DOLLAR.
367
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,908
I GOT TOP DOLLAR.
I GOT BETTER THAN
TOP DOLLAR.
368
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,410
WELL, THEN,
BY DEFAULT,
369
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,146
WOULDN'T THAT
BECOME TOP
DOLLAR?
370
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,415
I CAN SEE
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
371
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,449
AND I GOT SOMETHING
372
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,418
I THINK
MIGHT INTEREST YOU.
373
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,920
PERHAPS YOU'VE HEARD OF
CHILLY THE SNOW LEOPARD.
374
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,489
CHILLY THE--
375
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,523
YOU'VE GOT ONE?
376
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,391
DICK,
STAY FOCUSED.
377
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,825
LET'S JUST
GET THE CASH
AND GO, OK?
378
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:26,726
CAN I SEE IT?
379
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,429
BY ALL MEANS.
380
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,464
OHH.
381
00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:32,599
JUST ONE NOSTRIL.
382
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,800
HE'S MAGNIFICENT!
383
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:34,501
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
NO! NO!
384
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,602
HOW MUCH
DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
385
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,037
DICK...
800.
386
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:37,737
I'LL BUY IT!
387
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,572
DICK!
I'M STARVING TO DEATH!
388
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,441
WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SELL THESE,
NOT BUY MORE!
389
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,110
SELL THEM?
ARE YOU INSANE?
390
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:43,710
I NEED THEM.
391
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,012
IT'S MY COLLECTION.
392
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,714
SOLD.
I CAN'T STOP NOW.
393
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,549
NOT WHEN I'VE COME
THIS FAR.
394
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,584
NOT WHEN THERE'S
SO MUCH MORE TO GET!
395
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,353
DICK, THEY'RE
OUR NEST EGG.
396
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,654
WE'VE GOT
TO SELL THEM.
397
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,456
YOU'LL GET THESE
FUZZY KEEPSAKES FROM ME
398
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,259
WHEN YOU PRY THEM
OUT OF MY COLD,
DEAD HANDS!
399
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:07,967
WHO'S GONNA WIN
THIS GAME, I SAY?
400
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,073
COME ON!
HOO. HOO.
401
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:17,310
WHO'S GONNA WIN
THIS GAME, I SAY?
402
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,546
LET IT GO, TOMMY.
WE'RE DOWN BY 22.
403
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,581
BUT THE GAME'S
NOT OVER TILL
THE BUZZER SOUNDS.
404
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,150
[BUZZER]
405
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,417
Announcer:
AND THAT'S THE GAME.
406
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:29,522
THE FINAL SCORE,
PARMA HEIGHTS 52,
RUTHERFORD 30.
407
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:30,790
WAIT. THIS CAN'T BE.
408
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,958
WAIT.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
409
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,661
DON'T LEAVE. WAIT.
410
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,330
HEY, TAKE IT EASY,
SOLOMON.
411
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,231
IT'S JUST A GAME.
412
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,266
JUST A GAME?
413
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,734
ARE YOU INSANE?
414
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,670
YOU!
415
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,005
YOU DID THIS.
416
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:50,009
YOU DIDN'T
PRACTICE THEM ENOUGH,
YOU BASTARD!
417
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,087
TOMMY,
PEP IS WONDERFUL.
418
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,089
BUT WHEN IT
MANIFESTS
ITSELF...
419
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:05,492
IN SUCH A
VIOLENT WAY--
420
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,694
OK, ALL RIGHT,
IT'S NOT ME,
ALL RIGHT?
421
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,129
WHEN I PUT ON
THE OWL SUIT,
422
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,564
I BECOME THE OWL,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
423
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,033
HOOTIE DID THIS.
424
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,202
I COULD HAVE
TAKEN HOOTIE,
425
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,471
BUT HE
PEARL HARBORED ME.
426
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:22,209
YOU KNOW, THIS SCHOOL
HAS SOMETHING ELSE
TO OFFER YOU.
427
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,245
SOMETHING...SOMETHING
BESIDES SPIRIT.
428
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:29,816
SOMETHING WE CALL
INTENSIVE PSYCHOLOGICAL
COUNSELING.
429
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,884
DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE FUN, TOMMY?
430
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,923
TOMMY?
431
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:39,759
HOOTIE? CAN I TALK
TO TOMMY NOW?
432
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,733
YEAH,
I GOT YOUR NUMBER
FROM A FRIEND.
433
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,201
HE SAID YOU COULD
HELP ME OUT.
434
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,903
I--I--I NEED
A ROGER THE ROAD FROG.
435
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,205
NO! NOT A MINI ONE.
436
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,041
I NEED A FULL-SIZE
ROGER, DAMN IT!
437
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,444
YEAH, YEAH, OK,
I'LL CALM DOWN.
438
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,546
WHERE ARE YOU?
439
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,814
OK.
YOU GUYS READY?
440
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,283
HE'S NOT GOING
TO LIKE THIS.
441
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,218
WE'VE GOT
TO CONFRONT HIM.
IT'S FOR HIS OWN GOOD.
442
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:08,621
NOW YOU SWEAR
THIS INTERVENTION
IS NOT FOR ME?
443
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,024
BECAUSE I HAVE
FALLEN FOR THAT
TWICE.
444
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,428
COME ON PEOPLE.
IT'S GO TIME.
445
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,630
CAN I BRING YOU HALF?
YOU KNOW I'M GOOD FOR IT.
446
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,031
ASK BRITNEY.
SHE'LL VOUCH FOR ME.
447
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,267
WE GO BACK--
WAY, WAY BACK.
448
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,934
I--I DON'T MESS AROUND.
I'M COOL.
449
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,870
HELLO? HELLO!
450
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:26,939
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
451
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:29,142
I WAS IN
THE MIDDLE OF
A CALL!
452
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,678
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING
ANOTHER CALL RIGHT
NOW, DICK.
453
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:35,047
A WAKE-UP CALL
FROM PEOPLE
WHO CARE ABOUT YOU.
454
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:35,948
OH, GOOD.
455
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,584
I--I--I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
456
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,119
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I COULD USE A FEW BUCKS,
MAYBE 20...
457
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,555
$30...FROM EACH OF YOU.
458
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,456
WE'LL WRITE YOU
A CHECK.
459
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,524
YOU WILL?
460
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,427
A REALITY CHECK.
461
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,062
I'M NOT WRITING
ANY CHECKS.
462
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,232
DR. SOLOMON,
YOU'VE GOT
A PROBLEM.
463
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,566
A PROBLEM?
I DON'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM.
464
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,734
SO I COLLECT
NOW AND THEN,
465
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:55,502
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
466
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,336
YOU COLLECT, MARY.
467
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,937
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE
THIMBLES YOU GOT?
468
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,141
I HAVE NEVER MISSED WORK
BECAUSE OF MY THIMBLES.
469
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,844
I--I--I...AAH!
470
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:05,878
DICK!
471
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,714
NOW, YOU USED TO
JUST COLLECT AFTER WORK,
472
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,416
BUT NOW YOU COLLECT
AS SOON AS YOU
GET UP IN THE MORNING.
473
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,384
WELL, SURE. JUST TO
GET THE DAY GOING.
474
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,886
DICK, YOU HAVE SPENT
ALL OF OUR MONEY
ON THESE THINGS,
475
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,656
WE HAVEN'T PAID
OUR RENT IN A MONTH!
476
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:20,059
GOD, I'M SO ASHAMED.
I CAN'T LOOK DUBCEK
IN THE FACE.
477
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:24,797
YOU CAME TO MY SCHOOL,
AND ALL YOU COULD
THINK ABOUT
478
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,100
WAS WHERE YOUR
NEXT FUZZY BUDDY
WAS GONNA COME FROM.
479
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:32,705
I AM EMBARRASSED
TO BRING
MY FRIENDS OVER.
480
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,542
OK, SURE, MAYBE I'VE BEEN
A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.
481
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,809
MORE THAN A LITTLE,
DICK.
482
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,578
YEAH, BUT I CAN QUIT
WHENEVER I WANT!
483
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,946
CAN YOU, DICK?
CAN YOU
REALLY?
484
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:40,780
SURE.
485
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,650
FACE IT, MAN!
486
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,652
YOU'RE STRUNG OUT
ON THE BUDDIES!
487
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,354
OH, ALL RIGHT,
TAKE THEM.
488
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,655
GO ON, TAKE THEM!
489
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,022
I DON'T NEED THEM!
490
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:55,127
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
491
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,195
IS THAT ALL OF
THEM, DICK?
492
00:19:56,229 --> 00:20:00,166
YEAH, THAT'S
ALL. I SWEAR.
493
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,734
YOU SURE?
494
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,270
OF COURSE I'M SURE.
495
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,505
THEN WHAT ARE THESE?
496
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,607
AAH!
497
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,177
AND WHAT ABOUT
THESE?
498
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,945
OR THESE?
499
00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:14,681
NO! NO!
500
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,083
NO! NELSON! NO! NIGEL!
501
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,585
OH, NO! NOT CHILLY!
502
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,655
OH, RUSTY! MARCO!
OH, NO, NOT THEM!
503
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,391
MONKEY! [SOBBING]
504
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,362
OH I AM SO GLAD
505
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,464
I FINALLY GOT RID
OF ALL THOSE THINGS.
506
00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:34,100
BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU,
THE CRAVING IS STILL THERE.
507
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,536
SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M TRYING
TO GET TO SLEEP,
508
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,539
I CAN STILL SEE THEIR
SHINY LITTLE BUTTON EYES
509
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,240
STARING AT ME.
510
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,342
SO, THEN,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
511
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,643
I GET UP
AND CALM MYSELF DOWN
512
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,745
WITH A STIFF DRINK.
513
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,846
THAT'S GOOD.
GOOD FOR YOU.
514
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,681
YEAR, WE'RE PROUD
OF YOU, DICK.
515
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,650
HOW COULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN
SO CARRIED AWAY?
516
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,051
I DON'T KNOW.
517
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,955
MAYBE I WAS JUST
TRYING TO FILL
SOME EMOTIONAL VOID.
518
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,925
MAYBE I NEVER
REALLY FELT LOVED
BY MY MOTHER.
519
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,327
DICK, YOU NEVER
HAD A MOTHER.
520
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,396
SEE? THAT'S A PRETTY
SERIOUS VOID.
521
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,733
WELL, IT'S A GOOD
THING YOU STOPPED
WHEN YOU DID, DICK.
522
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,601
ONE DAY YOU'RE
ADMIRING FUZZY BUDDIES
523
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,202
THROUGH
THE DRUG STORE WINDOW.
524
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,838
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE FLYING
OUT OF BOGOTA
525
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,640
WITH A BALLOON FULL
OF FUZZY BUDDIES
SHOVED UP YOUR--
526
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,809
ALL RIGHT, STOP!
OK!
HEY!
527
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:20,246
BUT HOW EXACTLY
WOULD THAT WORK?
528
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:29,121
WELL, YOU JUST...
529
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,223
ATTENTION,
RUSTY'S CUSTOMERS!
530
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,593
TAKE IT FROM A MAN
WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH HELL.
531
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,828
THOSE RUSTY'S FUN LUNCHES
YOU ARE EATING
532
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,229
ARE NOT SAFE!
533
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:40,467
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE CHOLESTEROL
OR THE FAT CONTENT
534
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,734
OR THE DISEASED MEAT
535
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,704
OR THE CARCINOGENS CAUSED
BY THE BROILING PROCESS.
536
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,373
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
THE FOOD SERVER
537
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,874
WITH THE UNWASHED
BATHROOM HANDS--
538
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,442
IT'S YOU. I SAW YOU--
539
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:53,480
OR THE MAYONNAISE, THE
SPOILED MAYONNAISE IN THE
SECRET RUSTY SAUCE.
540
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,147
NO! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE...
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