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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,406 Dick narrating: HIGH COMMANDER'S LOG.. 2 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,907 IT'S BEEN DAYS SIMCE HARRY'S BEEN MISSING 3 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,876 AND I'M DAMNED IF I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 4 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,044 HERE IS WHAT I DO KNOW, 5 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,545 HARRY RAN ACROSS VICKI DUBCEK'S 6 00:00:11,579 --> 00:00:13,081 PSYCHOTIC EX-BOYFRIEND 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,349 I'M LOOKIN' FOR A SCRAWNY LITTLE RUNT. 8 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:19,153 THERE ARE A FEW OF THOSE AROUND HERE. 9 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,288 COME ON! 10 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,024 HARRY'S GONE! 11 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,394 WE KNOW! SHUT UP! 12 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:27,328 Dick narrating: BEFORE WE KNEW IT 13 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,563 THAT CRAZED REDNECK HAD DRAGGED HARRY OFF 14 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:31,732 I CAN ONLY PRAY HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT 15 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:35,203 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 16 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,738 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! YOU GOIN' HULK ON ME?! 17 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:41,442 REMEMBER, YOUR HUMAN BODIES ARE PROPERTY OF THE BIG GIANT HEAD 18 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:44,078 AND CAN BE REVOKED AT ANY TIME. 19 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:47,415 HOT DIGGETY DAMN! 20 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,150 THIS AIN'T NO NORMAL RUNT! 21 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:52,886 I GOT ME A BONA FIDE FREAK! 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,855 THERE COULD BE MONEY IN THIS. 23 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,190 OH, YEAH! 24 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,392 Dick narrating: WHERE COULD HE BE? 25 00:00:58,426 --> 00:00:59,493 WHERE? 26 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:10,271 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 27 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,341 GARVIN'S GALLERY OF APPARITIONS AND CURIOSITIES 28 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,476 IS PROUD TO PRESENT... 29 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,578 HARGO THE ALIEN. 30 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,691 PEOPLE OF EARTH... 31 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,793 I COME IN PEACE. 32 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,996 I AM HARGO. 33 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:38,966 JUST HARGO. 34 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:42,503 WHERE I COME FROM, WE DON'T HAVE LAST NAMES, 35 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,272 WHICH MAKES IT REALLY DIFFICULT, 36 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:50,311 BECAUSE ON MY PLANET, HARGO IS A REALLY POPULAR NAME. 37 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,346 MUCH LIKE YOUR BOB. 38 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,849 W-WAIT A SECOND, YOU GUYS. 39 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,885 DID I MENTION THAT I COME IN PEEEEE-- 40 00:01:57,918 --> 00:02:01,222 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 41 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,123 OUR RECORDS CONTINUE TO INDICATE 42 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:06,260 THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO FILE YOUR STATUS REPORT. 43 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,596 IMMEDIATE RESPONSE MANDATORY. 44 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:12,300 PENALTIES FOR DELINQUENCY INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, 45 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:17,471 SYSTEMATIC DISCONNECTION OF YOUR HIGH COMMANDER'S BRAIN FUNCTIONS. 46 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:19,373 HAVE A NICE DAY! 47 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:22,210 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3...2...1-- 48 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,544 AH-CHOO! 49 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,813 [CHEERING] 50 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,418 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 51 00:02:30,451 --> 00:02:32,353 OK, I'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE PSYCHIC. 52 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,421 SHE'S GONNA TELL US WHERE HARRY IS. 53 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,222 GREAT. LET'S GO. 54 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,424 WAIT, WAIT. NOW, IF SHE'S SO PSYCHIC, 55 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,958 WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST USE HER POWERS 56 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,661 TO WIN THE LOTTERY OR SOMETHING? 57 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:45,065 BECAUSE PSYCHICS ARE NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY, TOMMY. 58 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,201 THEY ARE HERE TO HELP PEOPLE. 59 00:02:47,235 --> 00:02:51,905 SEE, THAT'S WHY THEY STAY ON THE LINE AS LONG AS YOU NEED THEM. 60 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:55,075 YOU GUYS, WE'RE WASTING TIME. COME ON, DICK! LET'S GO. 61 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,043 WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC. 62 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,211 WE'RE GOING TO A PSYCHIC? WHY? 63 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,312 TO HELP FIND HARRY. 64 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,046 HARRY'S MISSING? 65 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,014 WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME?! 66 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:01,749 UH, 'CAUSE YOU KNEW? 67 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,184 I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! 68 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,919 LET'S GET GOING! 69 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,187 WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? 70 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:08,489 THEY'RE IN YOUR HAND. 71 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:09,923 AH, FOUND THEM. 72 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,091 NOW WE CAN GO. 73 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,994 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET MOVING. COME ON, HARRY! 74 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,697 DICK...HARRY'S MISSING. 75 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,567 WHAT?! MY GOD! WELL, WHY ARE WE ALL JUST SITTING AROUND?! 76 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,834 WE GOTTA GO FIND HARRY! 77 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,470 WE'RE GOING TO THE PSYCHIC FOR HELP. 78 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,306 GOOD IDEA. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. 79 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:26,474 WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS? 80 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:27,708 CHECK YOUR HAND, DICK! 81 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:28,942 AH. HERE THEY ARE. 82 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:31,945 COME ON, LET'S GO. HARRY! 83 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:35,148 I'M GONNA GO BORROW MAMA'S EL CAMINO. 84 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:36,884 DICK? 85 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,752 UM, ARE YOU OK? 86 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:39,453 I'M FINE. 87 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,154 WAIT! YOU DON'T THINK 88 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,390 THAT THIS IS SOME SORT OF PUNISHMENT 89 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,491 FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD 90 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,125 FOR NOT SENDING IN THE STATUS REPORT? 91 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,695 OH, PLEASE! 92 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,298 DID YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY? 93 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,932 HARRY? 94 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,434 HARRY! D-OH! 95 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,136 GREAT! HARRY'S RUN OFF WITH MY CAR KEYS! 96 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,575 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 97 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,109 YEAH. 98 00:04:36,143 --> 00:04:38,712 GARVIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 99 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:41,014 HARGO, HAVE A SEAT. 100 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,785 LOOK, I'M AFRAID THAT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, 101 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:47,355 YOU'VE GOT THE MISTAKEN IMPRESSION THAT I-- 102 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,857 HA HA HA... 103 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:51,091 AM AN ALIEN. 104 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,026 AND I'M NOT. 105 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:53,694 OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT, KID, 106 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,895 BUT HERE'S THE MAGIC. 107 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:58,131 YOU MAKE ME BELIEVE. 108 00:04:58,165 --> 00:05:01,602 HMM. WELL, THANKS, BUT IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, 109 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,136 I'D JUST AS SOON GO HOME. 110 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,271 IT WOULD BE FUN, WOULDN'T IT-- 111 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,172 OH, DARN THE LUCK. 112 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,207 I JUST REMEMBERED, THAT'S A NO-CAN-DO. 113 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,811 I'VE GOT A SIGNED CONTRACT, MY FRIEND. 114 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:11,645 WAIT A SECOND. 115 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,814 I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING ANY CONTRACT. 116 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,885 YEAH, BUT YOUR FORMER ASSOCIATE RANDY LeFORNIER DID. 117 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,120 YEAH... 118 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,190 YEAH... 119 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,324 HERE'S THE DEAL. 120 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:28,362 SEE, HE'S NOT SO MUCH MY FORMER ASSOCIATE 121 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:31,865 AS MUCH AS HE'S MY FORMER KIDNAPPER. 122 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,468 YEAH, AND I'M SURE THAT MY FAMILY'S WORRIED ABOUT ME. 123 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,636 YOUR FAMILY? WHERE ARE THEY? 124 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,370 I DON'T KNOW. 125 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,571 BUT THEY'RE NOT HERE, ARE THEY? 126 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,272 IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOU, WOULDN'T THEY COME LOOKING FOR YOU? 127 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:40,240 WELL, THEY PROBABLY ARE LOOKING. 128 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,042 I DON'T THINK SO. I BET THEY PUT UP POSTERS. 129 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,511 I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY HAVE NOT! 130 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,714 THOSE BASTARDS! 131 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:47,781 I HATE THEM AS WELL. 132 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:51,685 BUT YOU HAVE A NEW FAMILY NOW, HARGO. 133 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,253 A FAMILY THAT UNDERSTANDS YOUR TALENT, 134 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,489 A FAMILY THAT'S GOING TO HARNESS THAT TALENT FOR PROFIT. 135 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:59,059 MY PROFIT? SLOW DOWN. 136 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,795 YOU'RE GOING TO BE BIG, HARGO, SO BIG IT SCARES ME. 137 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,832 WELL, WHAT, LIKE FLIPPER BOY BIG? 138 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,935 HUMAN PINCUSHION BIG. 139 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,912 I'M SENSING... 140 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,682 THAT SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS MISSING. 141 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:25,553 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 142 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,087 YOU TOLD HER ON THE PHONE. 143 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,758 DID YOU BRING ME A LOCK OF HIS HAIR? 144 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,992 UH, NO, MA'AM, I DIDN'T, 145 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,328 BUT I'VE GOT SOME LETTERS OF HIS AND, UH, 146 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:38,065 THIS IS MY WONDERBRA. IT'S HIS SLEEP TOY. 147 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:42,503 HERE'S A PICTURE OF HIM. 148 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,704 OH, YES, YES. 149 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,541 I'M GETTING SOME VERY STRONG VIBRATIONS FROM THESE. 150 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,877 WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE SEEN THIS GUY. 151 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,411 HERE WE GO. 152 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,846 SHE'S HAVIN' A VISION. 153 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,114 NO, NO, I'M NOT. 154 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,785 I SAW THIS GUY AT THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR. 155 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,152 YOU SAW HIM IN YOUR HEAD. 156 00:06:59,186 --> 00:07:03,724 NO, NO. I SAW HIM AT THE FAIR. HE'S WORKING THERE. 157 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,459 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU LAY OUT SOME CARDS 158 00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,294 AND YOU CAN TELL US MORE. 159 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:09,196 WAIT! NO, NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO LAY OUT CARDS. 160 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,865 WE CAN GO GET HARRY. COME ON! 161 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,801 WELL. TOMMY, I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT. 162 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,937 THIS WOMAN IS NOTHIN' BUT A SHAM. 163 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,640 THANK YOU. YOU'VE REALLY BEEN A BIG HELP. 164 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,141 BITCH. 165 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,516 LOSING MY MEMORY, BAH! 166 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:31,619 I FOUND THE UNIVERSITY WITH NO TROUBLE AT ALL. 167 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,153 GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. SOLOMON. 168 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,122 AND A FINE AFTERNOON IT IS, GWEN. 169 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,192 EXCUSE ME? 170 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:39,960 OH, SORRY. 171 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,995 EH, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME? 172 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,163 NINA. 173 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,598 YEAH, I KNOW THAT. 174 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,168 THIS ISN'T MY LIPSTICK. 175 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:49,637 THAT'S NOT YOUR DESK. 176 00:07:49,670 --> 00:07:52,139 I KNOW THAT! 177 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:55,275 I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR MY LIPSTICK. 178 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,577 OH, HI, DICK. 179 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,680 HI, THERE, PRETTY LADY. 180 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,414 IS THERE ANY NEWS ABOUT HARRY? 181 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:04,417 NEWS? WHAT'S THE LAST NEWS YOU HEARD? 182 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,119 THAT HE'S STILL MISSING. WHO'S MISSING? 183 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,387 HARRY! 184 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,556 I KNOW THAT. 185 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,424 NOW, UH, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 186 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:13,360 YOU CAN'T GET OUT THAT WAY. 187 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,595 I KNOW THAT. 188 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:19,266 [CRASH] 189 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,371 HI, GUYS. 190 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:27,040 HEY, HARGO. 191 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:30,210 KUDOS ON YOUR PERFORMANCE TONIGHT, HARGO. 192 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,780 WELL, THANK YOU, GIGANTICUS. 193 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,247 THAT'S NICE TO HEAR, 194 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:37,785 COMIN' FROM THE MAN THAT I WOULD CONSIDER TO BE KING. 195 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:40,588 WELL, EVEN THE TALLEST MAN IN THE WORLD 196 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,022 WILL STOOP TO PAY A COMPLIMENT 197 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,091 WHEN IT'S SO WELL-DESERVED. 198 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:46,860 OH, GET OUTTA HERE, YA NUTBALL. 199 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,662 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. 200 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,068 WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! 201 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,336 WE KNOW WHERE HARRY IS! 202 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,106 OK. WE NEED TO GO TO THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR. 203 00:08:59,139 --> 00:08:59,607 HOW'S DICK? 204 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,808 OH, NOT SO GOOD. 205 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,442 I THOUGHT HE COULD USE SOME FRESH AIR, 206 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:07,280 SO I SENT HIM DOWN TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD TO PICK UP STRAWBERRIES. 207 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,017 WOW. 208 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,919 YOU'RE BACK QUICK. 209 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:15,789 [AS HENRY FONDA] YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I CAME BACK SO FAST? 210 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,057 I GOT TO THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY, 211 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:21,128 AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHICH WAY TO GO. 212 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,529 I WENT INTO OUR BACKYARD, 213 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,232 AND NOTHING LOOKED FAMILIAR TO ME. 214 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,967 NOT ONE DAMN TREE. 215 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,769 SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH. 216 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,540 SNAP OUT OF IT, YA OLD POOP. 217 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:37,077 ALL RIGHT. NOW GET HIS JACKET. WE GOT TO ROLL. 218 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,912 Mary: DICK? 219 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,814 DICK... 220 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,250 I KNOW HOW HARD THIS HAS BEEN ON ALL OF YOU, 221 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,317 SO I MADE YOU A CASSEROLE. 222 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,719 WHAT STINKS? 223 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:48,856 IT'S GOT ONIONS. 224 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,791 I CAN'T HAVE ONIONS. 225 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,592 COME ON, DICK. WE GOTTA GET GOING. 226 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,795 GET GOING?! WHAT, YOU KNOW WHERE HARRY IS? 227 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:58,565 IF I DID, WILL YA TAKE THAT STINK POT OUTTA HERE? 228 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,968 HEY, MAMA MADE US A SACKFUL OF SANDWICHES FOR THE TRIP. 229 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,171 NOW, YOU BE CAREFUL AT THAT FAIR. 230 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,306 THE MOONSHINE, THE MUTANT PIGS, 231 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,776 THE EX-CONS RUNNIN' THE RIDES. 232 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:12,079 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA COME BACK HOME. 233 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,247 SALLY! WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 234 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,784 DON, WE NEED TO GO TO THE LAPINE COUNTY FAIR, 235 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,819 AND DICK LOST THE KEYS TO THE CAR! 236 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,053 I'D LOVE TO GO. 237 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,321 NO. THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU. 238 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,091 WE JUST NEED TO BORROW YOUR SQUAD CAR. 239 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,358 YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT CAR! 240 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,159 IT BELONGS TO THE CIT-- 241 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,361 HEY, CAN WE USE THE SIREN? COME ON! 242 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,030 ONLY IF YOU'RE GOING OVER 80! 243 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,666 I'M AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF! ME! 244 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,536 HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BE GONE? 245 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,305 WELL, USUALLY WHEN THEY TAKE THE SQUAD CAR, 246 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:42,042 IT'S 5, 6 HOURS. 247 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,778 AND THEY THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT. 248 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,079 WELL... 249 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,215 THAT'S WHAT I USUALLY DO. 250 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,485 ALL RIGHT, HE'S NOT IN THE ARCADE. 251 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,021 OH, DAMN! 252 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,422 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND HARRY 253 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:59,226 IN THIS SEA OF BLUBBER AND B.O.?! 254 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:03,030 WELL, ALL I KNOW IS, I'M GONNA FIND ME A GOOD PSYCHIC. 255 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:07,300 NOT ONE THAT JUST... RECOGNIZES PEOPLE. 256 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,101 HEY, WHERE DID DICK GO? 257 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,970 OH, GREAT! 258 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,605 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TIED HIM TO A TREE! 259 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:15,042 GUESS YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00. 260 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,476 $1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT? 261 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,580 OH, ALL RIGHT, YOUNG MAN, YOU GOT A DEAL. 262 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,416 205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE. 263 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,889 AH. 205, RIGHT ON THE BUTTON. 264 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,257 I'LL BE. 265 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,393 HA HA. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT FOR $1.00. 266 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,527 $1.00. GUESS YOUR WEIGHT. 267 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:36,063 WELL, YOU'RE ON. 268 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,974 OK. 269 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,042 205. STEP ON THE SCALE, PLEASE. 270 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,947 YOU ARE GOOD. 271 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,018 GUESS YOUR WEIGHT? 272 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,958 THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING. HOW MUCH? 273 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,827 $5.00. 274 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,062 YOU GOT A CUSTOMER. 275 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,731 [MUSIC PLAYS] 276 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,708 HARRY?! HARRY?! 277 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:26,213 PEOPLE OF EARTH, I AM HARGO THE ALIEN. 278 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:26,880 OH! 279 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:32,552 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 280 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,855 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 281 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:42,395 WE ARE FROM A SUPERIOR RACE. 282 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:47,267 OUR BRAINS ARE FAR MORE EVOLVED THAN YOURS. 283 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,902 WHY DON'T WE JUST GRAB HIM? 284 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:49,937 GOOD IDEA, BONEHEAD! 285 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,005 THEN WE CREATE EVEN MORE OF A SCENE. 286 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,506 I'M SORRY! 287 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,442 WE VISITED YOUR TINY LITTLE PLANET 288 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,045 THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO 289 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,513 AND BUILT THE TOWERING PYRAMIDS! 290 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,282 WHAT? WE DIDN'T BUILD THE PYRAMIDS. 291 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,085 WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS. 292 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,153 WE KILLED THE DINOSAURS? 293 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,288 DIDN'T WE? OH, WHATEVER. 294 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,123 WE COME IN PEACE. 295 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,359 AND ONLY--[BABBLING] 296 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,262 INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD! 297 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,663 OH, NO! MY GOD! 298 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:17,898 THIS IS A GOOD SHOW. 299 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,134 IT REMINDS ME OF GEORGE GOBEL. 300 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,304 STAGE ONE OF BRAIN SHUTDOWN IS COMPLETE. 301 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:27,841 AMYGDALOID NUCLEUS AND THALAMUS WILL BE DISABLED NEXT 302 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,378 UNLESS YOUR HIGH COMMANDER FILES HIS STATUS REPORT. 303 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,281 TRANSMISSION ENDING IN 3...2...1-- 304 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,916 AH-CHOO! 305 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,518 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 306 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,187 Vicki: OH, MAN! 307 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,588 ISN'T THIS GREAT?! 308 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:45,158 MY BOYFRIEND IS THE KING OF THE FREAKS, MAN! 309 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,694 OH, YEAH, BABY, I'M WATCHIN' YOU! 310 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,897 YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD UP THERE! YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD! 311 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,403 THEY ARE A STRANGE FAMILY. 312 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,271 SO STRANGE. 313 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,274 YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE A LITTER BOX. 314 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,544 BUT NO CAT. 315 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,980 OK, HOW ABOUT THIS? 316 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,382 DICK SAVES HIS TOENAIL CLIPPINGS 317 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,750 AND PUTS THEM IN A SHREDDER 318 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:15,355 'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF BEING CLONED. 319 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,223 SO ODD. 320 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,359 SO VERY...VERY ODD. 321 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,528 WHY DO WE PUT UP WITH 'EM? 322 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,296 WELL, I KNOW WHY YOU DO, DON. 323 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:26,699 I MEAN, HOW OFTEN DOES A SUPER MODEL FALL INTO YOUR LAP? 324 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,436 YOU WON THE LOTTERY. NO OFFENSE. 325 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,239 NO. NONE TAKEN. 326 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,607 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO ADMIT, YOU'VE GOT LUCKY, TOO. 327 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,610 EXCUSE ME? 328 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:38,912 COME ON, ADMIT IT, 329 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,381 YOU'RE A LONELY SCHOOLMARM IN A ONE-HORSE TOWN, 330 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,283 WHEN ALONG COMES A CRAZY COWPOKE 331 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,319 SNIFFIN' AROUND YOUR PETTICOAT. 332 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,355 DID DICK TELL YOU ABOUT OUR GUNSM GAME? 333 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,224 NO. 334 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,592 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 335 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,796 LOOK, LET US IN. 336 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,932 YOU THINK YOU SCARE ME? 337 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:02,369 YOU PEOPLE LOOK LIKE...ANTS TO ME. 338 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:08,741 Harry: LET 'EM IN, GIGANTICUS. 339 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:13,813 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE POOR RELATIONS. 340 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:14,714 I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND 341 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,884 AS SOON AS YOU FOUND OUT I WAS A STAR. 342 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:22,255 HARRY, I'VE ALWAYS LONGED FOR A LIFE IN SHOW BUSINESS. 343 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,857 THE BIG CROWDS, THE BRIGHT LIGHTS. 344 00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,259 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 345 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:29,997 I DON'T EVEN MIND THE STENCH OF MANURE. 346 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:33,033 WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T VICKI DUBCEK. 347 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,002 LONG TIME, NO SEE. HA HA HA HA! 348 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,637 I'M AFRAID THAT YOU HAVE THE WRONG VICKI DUBCEK. 349 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,974 NOPE. HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 350 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,343 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 351 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,878 [SOBBING] 352 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,483 LOOK, HARRY, DICK IS IN TROUBLE. 353 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,719 HIS BRAIN IS GOING, AND YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE! 354 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:57,490 YOU HAVE TO SEND IN THAT STATUS REPORT! 355 00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:01,761 YOU--YOU PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP POSTERS! 356 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,463 NO! I CALL THE SHOTS NOW. 357 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,397 LOOK, HARRY-- 358 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,566 SILENCE! 359 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:09,236 IT'S HARGO THE ALIEN TO YOU. 360 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,339 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, HARGO? 361 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,742 NO. I THINK WE'RE THROUGH. 362 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,811 HEY, YOU'RE A TALL, COOL DRINK OF WATER. 363 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,280 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 364 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,582 CAN YOU EAT GLASS? 365 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,385 YES, I CAN. 366 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,490 AND NO, I WON'T. 367 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,366 AH. 368 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,403 SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE MENACE 369 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:47,440 WHO KEEPS LEAVING YOUR TRICYCLE IN MY DRIVEWAY. 370 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,178 NEXT TIME, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT BACK. 371 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:54,047 AH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 372 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:57,284 YOU'VE GOT LOUSY PARENTS. 373 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:01,754 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN THE BIG GUNS. 374 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:06,025 MR. TIP-TIP, COULD YOU GIVE US A MOMENT ALONE? 375 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,261 MAYBE YOU COULD GO GET A MINT. 376 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,204 LOOK, DICK, YOU CAN JUST SAVE YOUR BREATH, OK? 377 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,872 I CAN' ANSWER THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 378 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,742 'CAUSE IF I DO, THEN HE'LL STOP CONTACTING ME. 379 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,478 AND THEN MY ACT IS OVER. I'M FINISHED. 380 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,947 NO. I'M LOOKIN' OUT FOR ME. 381 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:31,184 WHO ARE YOU? 382 00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,120 OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT! 383 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,055 COME ON. I'M JUST THE SAME GUY I ALWAYS WAS, 384 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:36,989 ONLY SMARTER. 385 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,559 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 386 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:43,630 WHY, BECAUSE I'M LIVING FOR MYSELF FOR A CHANGE? 387 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,765 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 388 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,636 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM? 389 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,340 I'LL TELL YA WHO I AM! 390 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,409 I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE, DICK! 391 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,978 I DON'T KNOW! 392 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,748 NOW YOU'RE HURTING ME. 393 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,849 I KNOW. 394 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,017 I'VE BEEN SELFISH. 395 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,719 WHAT HAVE I BEEN THINKIN'? 396 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:10,323 [HARGO SHOW MUSIC PLAYS] 397 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:17,164 PARDON ME, DICK, BUT I'VE GOT A SHOW TO DO. 398 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,408 THAT'S A MAGNIFICENT SWEATER. 399 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,082 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 400 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:43,290 PEOPLE OF EARTH, I AM HARGO THE ALIEN. 401 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:45,124 NO. THAT'S MY DENTIST. 402 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:48,728 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 403 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,663 I COME FROM A GALAXY 404 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,999 FAR, FAR-- 405 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,738 Y'KNOW, I'D LIKE TO TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT TONIGHT, 406 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,540 IF I COULD. 407 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,511 NOW, YOU'VE ALL SEEN HE BIG GIANT HEAD CALL ME. 408 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,780 BUT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME CALL THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 409 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,383 LET'S CALL HIM, SHALL WE? 410 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,485 [DISAPPOINTED MURMURING] NO. IT'LL BE GREAT. 411 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,755 I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A LITTLE PHONE CALL-- 412 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,826 TRANSMISSION LINE'S OPEN FOR THE BIG GIANT HEAD. 413 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,728 WH-WHY IS HE CHANGING THE ACT? 414 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,330 THAT ACT WAS GOLD! 415 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,570 YOUR STATUS REPORT HAS BEEN RECEIVED. 416 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,071 AH-CHOO! 417 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,075 HARRY! 418 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:36,876 DICK! 419 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,177 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?! 420 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,213 GET OFF THAT STAGE THIS INSTANT! 421 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,014 HE'S BACK! AND HE'S PISSED. 422 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,150 WHAT A LOSS. 423 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,353 HEY, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! GIVE HIM A BREAK! 424 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,420 AFTER ALL THE JOY HE'S BROUGHT 425 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,822 INTO YOUR DISMAL LIVES, YOU INGRATES! 426 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:50,923 HARRY! OH! 427 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,393 HARRY! WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! 428 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,394 GLAD YOU'RE SAFE, MAN. 429 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,194 THANKS. 430 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,996 WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING A DIAPER?! 431 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:03,135 [NOISE DOWNSTAIRS] 432 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,437 THAT MUST BE THEM. 433 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:05,872 OK, LET'S GET THIS THING STRAIGHT. 434 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,941 WE ARE NOT GONNA LET THEM KEEP DRAGGING US INTO THEIR INSANITY. 435 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,142 DAMN RIGHT! 436 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:13,313 THIS MAGNIFICENT ROTTWEILER'S TAKING OFF THE CHOKE CHAIN 437 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,047 STARTING RIGHT NOW! 438 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,451 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 439 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,552 HEY, DON. 440 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,420 SALLY. 441 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,723 MISS ME? 442 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,724 DON! 443 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,792 AW, SHUT UP! 444 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,828 HEY! HARRY'S BACK! 445 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:29,929 IN THE HOUSE! 446 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,498 HARRY, WHERE WERE YOU?! 447 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,899 OH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 448 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,702 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AND I OUGHT TO TAKE A SHOWER. 449 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,405 'CAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY. 450 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,806 [MAKING MONKEY NOISES] 451 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:40,807 [SQUEALING] 452 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,412 TOMMY, WHERE WAS HARRY? 453 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,479 A FREAK SHOW. 454 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:50,517 YOU KNOW, BEARDED LADIES, SIAMESE TWINS--THE USUAL. 455 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:52,519 WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME ANYTHING?! 456 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:53,820 I'M SORRY, MARY. 457 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,388 THINGS HAVE BEEN A LITTLE CRAZY, 458 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,591 AND I HAVEN'T EXACTLY BEEN MYSELF. 459 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,427 I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME. 460 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,497 WELL, DICK, I--I DON'T THINK I CAN. 461 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:06,933 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO DOWN TO BLASCOTT'S? 462 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,736 I'LL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY OVER A WARM GLASS OF BRANDY. 463 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,837 OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 464 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,806 GREAT. 465 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,809 LET ME JUST CHANGE OUT OF THIS DIAPER, HUH? 466 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,088 HARRY, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THE WAY 467 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,592 THAT BEARDED LADY WAS LOOKIN' AT YOU. 468 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,526 TELL ME THE TRUTH. 469 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,028 DID ANYTHING HAPPEN BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU? 470 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:40,367 VICKI, A MAN GETS AWFUL LONELY ON THE ROAD. 471 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,435 AND I CAN'T SAY THAT I WASN'T TEMPTED. 472 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,136 BUT EVERY TIME I CAME CLOSE, 473 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,405 THERE WAS JUST ONE THING 474 00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:48,074 THAT I COULDN'T GET OUT OF MY MIND. 475 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,009 OH, HARRY. 476 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,143 ME? 477 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,145 NO. 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