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[GRUMBLING]
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DAMN THAT CHANNEL 9
WEATHERMAN!
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WHAT? IT'S NOT RAINING.
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I KNOW. I CUT
THROUGH HIS YARD,
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AND THE SPRINKLERS
WENT OFF.
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CAR WASH AGAIN?
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DO YOU SEE ANY SOAP?
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DR. ALBRIGHT, THEY'RE
HAVING A RECEPTION
FOR THAT NEW PROFESSOR.
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OH. DR. NEESOME.
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MM-HMM. SHOULD I RSVP?
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PLEASE.
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OH, UH,
ME, TOO, NINA.
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DICK, THIS GUY'S
KIND OF A BIG SHOT,
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SO WHEN YOU
MEET HIM, TRY
NOT TO ACT SO...
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BRILLIANT?
NO.
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ATHLETIC?
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UH, WELL--
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GORGEOUS?
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WEIRD.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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WEIRD
AS IN WEIRD.
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OH, SO SUDDENLY
I'M WEIRD.
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NOT SO SUDDENLY, DICK.
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I SAID IT TODAY,
I SAID IT YESTERDAY,
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I SAY IT...EVERY DAY.
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OH, I THOUGHT
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THAT WAS JUST
A RUNNING JOKE
WE HAD.
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I'D DO SOMETHING,
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THEN, AFTER
THE FIRE TRUCKS LEFT,
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YOU'D LET ME
HAVE IT, HA HA.
ALL IN GOOD FUN.
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DICK, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY...
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I KNOW
YOU MEAN WELL,
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BUT SOMETIMES IT'S
LIKE BEING AROUND
THE ADDAMS FAMILY.
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WELL...
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I WILL ADMIT THAT
JOHN ADAMS' VIEWS
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OF A STRONG CENTRAL
GOVERNMENT
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MAY HAVE BEEN AHEAD
OF THEIR TIME--
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THAT'S NOT WHO I MEANT.
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JOHN QUINCY ADAMS?!
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YOU'RE COMPARING ME
TO T FREAK SHOW?
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OH!
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TOMMY, TELL ME
IF THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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WE'RE KIND OF BUSY
RIGHT NOW, SALLY.
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WE HAVE TO WRITE
ABOUT OUR FAMILY'S
HISTORY FOR CLASS.
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MY FAMILY CAME
TO AMERICA IN 1852
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ON A DUTCH SCHOONER.
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HOW ABOUT YOURS?
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WELL, UM,
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MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER,
UH...
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ESCAPED FROM THE NAZIS
THROUGH THE ALPS
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WITH HIS FAMILY AND
THEIR SINGING NANNY.
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UM, TOMMY?
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YEAH?
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THAT'S
THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND DON'T THINK
THAT WE'RE NOT SUING!
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HEY...
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DON'T THROW
THAT AWAY.
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OH. WHY,
DO YOU RECYCLE?
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NO.
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I'M TRYING TO GET
INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS
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FOR THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST CAN COLLECTION.
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HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?
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JUST THE ONE.
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OH. AUGUST,
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I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HERE.
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TELL ME,
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DO YOU THINK
THAT WE ARE WEIRD?
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WELL, UM...
I DON'T THINK THAT--
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OH, COME ON,
COME ON. I WON'T
BE OFFENDED.
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YOU CAN BE HONEST.
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UM...SOMETIMES...
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YOU CAN BE A LITTLE...
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WEIRD.
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AND YOU'RE A PEDANTIC
LITTLE TWERP!
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NOW GET OUT!
GET OUT!
[Harry] GET OUT!
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY
KEEP SAYING
THAT WE'RE WEIRD?
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JEALOUSY.
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NO, NO.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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OUR MISSION IS TO BE
AVERAGE HUMAN BEINGS.
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IS IT POSSIBLE THAT
WE'RE NOT FITTING IN
AS WELL AS WE THINK?
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WELL, DICK, YOU
CAN BE A LITTLE WEIRD.
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YOU'RE THE WEIRDO.
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WEIRD AS IN SEXY?
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YOU'RE BOTH FREAKS.
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OH, YEAH,
COMPARED TO YOU?
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[ALL TALKING]
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HEY, HEY...
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ANYBODY GOT A CAN?
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HARRY, TELL ME IF
THIS MILK TASTES BAD.
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Dick:
FAMILY MEETING!
FAMILY MEETING!
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
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BOOKS.
LOTS OF BOOKS.
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WHAT FOR?
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WE'RE NOT
FITTING IN.
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APPARENTLY,
BEING HUMAN INVOLVES
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MORE THAN JUST
2 ARMS, 2 LEGS,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL
MAJOR ORIFICE.
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WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS
THE ALMANACS OF MAN.
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STATISTICS ON LIFESTYLES
AND BEHAVIORAL STUDIES.
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WE'VE GOT TO
BECOME COMPLETELY
AVERAGE AMERICANS,
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AND THAT TAKES WORK!
NOW, COME ON,
START READING.
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AH, LOOK!
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IT SAYS
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
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USES 4.1 POUNDS
OF BUTTER A YEAR.
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ORALLY?
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IT SAYS THAT THE AVERAGE
AMERICAN COMMUTE
IS 22 MINUTES.
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OH, NO.
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I'M ONLY
5 MINUTES
FROM WORK.
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TOMORROW
TAKE THE RIDING MOWER.
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OK,
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STATISTICALLY,
AT LEAST ONE OF US
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SHOULD BE
DIVORCED BY NOW.
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OOH...
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I WANT THAT ONE!
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AND...10% OF US
SHOULD BE GAY.
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THAT'S NOT
WHY WE GOT DIVORCED.
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10% IS
A MINORITY.
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WE'VE GOT
TO GO WITH
THE MAJORITY,
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THE AVERAGE.
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THE AVERAGE FAMILY OF 4
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LIVES IN
A 3-BEDROOM RESIDENCE.
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WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO MOVE.
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YOU BETTER
TELL DUBCEK.
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OH, SHE'S GOING
TO BE UPSET.
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NO, I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE FINE.
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MRS. DUBCEK!
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Mrs. Dubcek: WHAT?
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WE'RE MOVING!
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Mrs. Dubcek:
LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
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AND THIS AREA,
WHICH I'VE DESIGNATED "X,"
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IS THE GUEST SUITE,
WHICH OPENS INTO "Y,"
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CREATING A LOVELY AREA
FOR ENTERTAINING: "Z."
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IS IT CABLE-READY?
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DOES THE WALK-IN CLOSET
HAVE AMPLE STORAGE SPACE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M JUST TELLING YOU:
IT DOES.
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DR. SOLOMON, DOES
THE UNIVERSITY KNOW
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THAT YOU'RE USING
YOUR CLASS TIME
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TO TRY AND SUBLET
YOUR APARTMENT?
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JUST FOR THAT, KAREN,
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YOU'RE GOING TO MISS OUT
ON THIS UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY.
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HOW MUCH
IS THE RENT?
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325 A MONTH.
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THAT'S LESS
THAN MY MOM CHARGES!
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UH, COME ON IN,
FELLAS.
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WATCH YOUR STEP.
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WELL, THIS IS IT.
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COOL!
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PARTY!
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I WANT YOU BOYS
TO KNOW
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I'M IN BED BY 11:00.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL KEEP IT DOWN.
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NO, I JUST...
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WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
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THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM...
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WELL, I THINK
WE'RE READY.
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GOOD-BYE,
MRS. DUBCEK.
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I BELIEVE IT WAS
MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
WHO SAID,
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"PARTING IS SUCH
SWEET SORROW--"
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BYE-BYE NOW.
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WELL, ONWARD
TO A NEW LIFE.
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WOW.
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EVERYTHING'S
SO BEIGE.
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HMM. A PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL COLOR
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FOR PERFECTLY
NEUTRAL LIVING.
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HEY! I'VE SEEN
THIS BEFORE.
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THIS IS
STAIN-RESISTANT
CARPET. LOOK.
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THAT'S
A GOOD PLACE
FOR A CHAIR.
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EVERYTHING'S FALLING
INTO PLACE.
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YEAH, BUT SOMETHING
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ISN'T QUITE RIGHT...
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DOES IT FIT?
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MINE DOES.
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IT FEELS GREAT!
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LOOK OUT!
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[POPPING]
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YOU KNOW,
IT IS AMAZING
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THE ADVANCES
THE SWEDES HAVE MADE
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IN THE SCIENCE
OF FURNITURE,
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ESPECIALLY
CONSIDERING
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THEY HAVE
ONLY ONE KNOWN TOOL.
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YOU GUYS,
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LOOK WHAT I GOT!
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AMERICA'S
NUMBER ONE
PAIN RELIEVER,
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AMERICA'S
LEADING CHUNKY
PEANUT BUTTER,
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AND...AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MUSTARD
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FOR OVER
50 YEARS.
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HEY...THIS BREAD
IS RECOMMENDED
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BY 4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS
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FOR THEIR PATIENTS
WHO CHEW BREAD.
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GUYS, I HAVE
A DATE WITH MARY.
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WHICH SHIRT LOOKS,
BETTER, THIS ONE...
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OR THIS ONE?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HI.
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HI.
COME IN.
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HI, I'M FLORA.
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AND I'M STEVE.
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I'M DICK.
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HI, DICK.
ARE THOSE
DOCKERS?
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YES, THEY ARE!
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I HAVE THOSE EXACT PANTS.
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WELL, WE JUST
WANTED TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BUILDING.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
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BY THE WAY, IS THAT
YOUR RED CONVERTIBLE
PARKED OUTSIDE?
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OH, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL BE REPLACING IT SOON
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WITH A MINIVAN OR
A SPORT-UTILITY VEHICLE.
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GOOD CHOICE.
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AND, UH...
YOUR ASSIGNED
PARKING SPOT
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IS G-14.
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AND SO YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T DO LAUNDRY
AFTER 10 P.M.
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WOW, IS EVERYTHING
SO REGIMENTED
AROUND HERE?
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WELL, WE HAVE
A PRETTY ACTIVE
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TENANTS'
ASSOCIATION.
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OH! COULD I JOIN?
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WELL, SURE.
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THERE'S
A MEETING
TONIGHT.
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WE HAVE TO TELL YOU,
WE'RE SO GLAD TO BE RID
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OF THE LAST PEOPLE
WHO LIVED HERE.
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IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE
SOME NORMAL PEOPLE HERE.
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NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
NORMAL!
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AND YOU, SIR?
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I CAN'T DECIDE.
WHAT IS YOUR MOST
POPULAR DISH?
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WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE
LIKE THE STEAK FAJITAS.
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THEN STEAK FAJITAS
IT IS.
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AND, UH, HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IT COOKED?
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MEDIUM.
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AND THE SAUCE?
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MEDIUM.
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AND YOUR DRINK?
COLA, MEDIUM.
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NO, WAIT...
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YES, MEDIUM.
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SO, HOW'D YOU LIKE
THE MOVIE?
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IT'S THE NUMBER ONE
MOVIE IN AMERICA.
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BUT DID YOU LIKE IT?
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IT'S AMERICA'S
FAVORITE MOVIE,
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AND THAT'S
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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I GUESS IT WAS OK.
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2 THUMBS UP.
WAY UP.
241
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,402
I'M HAVING
A NICE TIME.
242
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:02,936
YOU ARE?
243
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,171
THAT'S TRUE.
244
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,806
YOU'VE NEITHER
SCREAMED NOR CRIED
245
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,741
ALL EVENING.
246
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,777
THIS IS CAUSE
FOR A CELEBRATION.
WAITER?
247
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:14,147
A BOTTLE
OF YOUR MOST AVERAGE
CHAMPAGNE.
248
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,790
OH...HOW'S IT
COMING, HARRY?
249
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,491
WELL, I HAD
A LITTLE TROUBLE.
250
00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,159
WE WERE TRYING TO PUT
THE SUPPORT ROD
251
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,761
FROM THE UBEN
252
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:31,098
INTO THE FLORD SLOT,
253
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,565
BUT THAT CRISIS IS PAST.
254
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,534
AH. LOOK AT US.
255
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,203
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
256
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,238
EVERYTHING'S
COMING TOGETHER.
257
00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,373
OH, I'M READING
A GREAT JOHN GRISHAM NOVEL.
258
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,042
IT'S ABOUT A YOUNG
SOUTHERN LAWYER
259
00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,177
WHO FIGHTS AN EVIL
CORPORATE GIANT.
260
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,546
HEY, MY GRISHAM'S
ABOUT THAT, TOO.
261
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,182
SO IS MY GRISHAM!
262
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,358
HEY, GUYS.
263
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,563
WHO ARE YOU?
264
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,065
IT'S ME TOMMY.
265
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:08,468
WELL, YOU CAN'T BE
TOMMY. TOMMY LOOKS
LIKE A GIRL.
266
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,536
OH...NO.
267
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:10,938
I WENT TO THE MEGACUTS.
268
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,173
WELL, IF YOU'RE TOMMY,
ANSWER ME THIS:
269
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,843
ARE WE, OR
ARE WE NOT ALIENS?
270
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,477
YEAH, DICK, WE ARE.
271
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,080
TOMMY!
272
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,950
AH, THERE'S
MY GRISHAM.
273
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,224
IN YOU GO.
274
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,192
THIS THING,
275
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,728
WHATEVER IT IS
HAS GOT TO GO.
276
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,429
JUST HAVE THEM HAUL
ALL THIS AWAY.
277
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,230
ARE YOU SURE?
278
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,966
YES NINA, I'M SURE.
279
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,901
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
ACTING KIND OF STRANGE.
280
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,937
ME STRANGE?
I'M TEXTBOOK NORMAL.
281
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,006
IF ANYONE IS
STRANGE, IT'S YOU.
282
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:46,974
EH!
283
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,342
YOU EXERCISE TOO MUCH,
YOU DRIVE A STICK SHIFT,
284
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,643
YOU DRINK
ROOT BEER
285
00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,680
OH, AND
YOU'RE BLACK.
286
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,783
WHAT'S STRANGE
ABOUT BEING BLACK?
287
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:59,186
LET'S FACE IT
NINA, MOST WHITE
PEOPLE AREN'T.
288
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:03,090
WELL THEY WANT TO BE.
289
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,324
WHAT'S GOING ON?
290
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,027
OH, I'M JUST GETTING
RID OF SOME OF THESE
KOOKY KNICK-KNACKS.
291
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,728
WHAT COULD I HAVE
BEEN THINKING?
292
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,197
OH I DON'T KNOW,
293
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,600
I THINK IT'S KIND OF NICE
HAVING PERSONAL TOUCHES
AROUND THE OFFICE.
294
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,836
OH, I WAS THINKING
ABOUT GETTING ONE OF
THOSE BIG FICUSES
295
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:19,406
WOAH, HOLD ON THERE
COURTNEY LOVE.
296
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,608
THE CIRCUS IS A FUN
PLACE TO VISIT, BUT...
297
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,742
YOU DON'T WANT
TO LIVE THERE.
298
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,878
WELL, CAN I HAVE YOUR
MR. POTATO HEAD?
299
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,914
SURE, GO AHEAD.
300
00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,982
(laughing)
WEIRDO
301
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:32,252
OH, HI, JEFF. THANKS
SO MUCH FOR COMING.
302
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,721
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING
WHY WE ASKED YOU HERE.
303
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,388
YES.
304
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,757
WELL, IS THAT
YOUR DOORMAT?
305
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,826
YEAH. SO?
306
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,593
WELL, IT
DOESN'T REALLY GO
307
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:43,931
WITH THE BUILDING'S
DECOR NOW, DOES IT?
308
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,066
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT COLOR
MY DOORMAT IS?
309
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,700
WELL, THERE ARE
2 APPROVED COLORS,
310
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,570
BUT WE HAVEN'T
USED EITHER OF THOSE
NOW, HAVE WE?
311
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,671
NO, BUT
IT'S JUST THAT--
312
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:52,806
WHAT WERE
WE THINKING?
313
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,842
WERE WE THINKING,
"HMM, I KNOW BETTER
314
00:12:54,875 --> 00:13:00,580
THAN THE OTHER
146 TENANTS"?
315
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,682
WELL, I JUST
THOUGHT IT WOULD
GIVE MY PLACE
316
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,851
A LITTLE
PERSONALITY.
317
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,618
OH, JEFF!
318
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,420
WE DON'T HAVE ROOM
FOR PERSONALITY
319
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,322
IN THIS COMPLEX.
320
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,558
WHAT WE NEED TO DO
IS ABIDE BY THE RULES
321
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,261
WE'VE ALL
AGREED TO, RIGHT?
322
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,164
ALL RIGHT.
OK. SO BYE-BYE.
323
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,399
BYE-BYE.
324
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,735
HI, MARJORIE.
325
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,538
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
326
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,940
NOW, IT SEEMS
AS THOUGH WE PUT
327
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:31,178
A LITTLE DRIED FLOWER
WREATH ON OUR DOOR.
328
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,281
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
329
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,521
SO, SALLY,
330
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,722
DO YOU LIKE IT HERE?
331
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,391
OH, I LOVE
WILLOW GLEN.
332
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,626
IT'S LIKE NO PLACE
ELSE ON EARTH.
333
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,361
NO...
334
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,831
EXCEPT OAK BRIDGE,
WILLOW BROOK
AND GLEN BROOK.
335
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,800
I CAN'T REMEMBER
LIFE BEFORE
WILLOW GLEN,
336
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,970
AND I CAN'T IMAGINE
LIFE AFTER IT.
337
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,205
OH! I ALMOST FORGOT.
338
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,973
I GOT YOU
A HOUSEWARMING PRESENT.
339
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,041
OHH!
340
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,144
MARY, THANK YOU.
341
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,714
OH, IT'S WONDERFUL!
WHAT IS IT?
342
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,716
IT'S A WIND CHIME.
YOU PUT IT IN THE WINDOW,
343
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,753
AND THE WIND
RUSHES THROUGH IT AND
MAKES A LOVELY SOUND.
344
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,024
SOUND?
345
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:17,925
AS IN "NOISE"?
346
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,926
YEAH.
347
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,460
WELL, IT'S
FAR TOO PRETTY
348
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,629
TO TAKE OUT
OF THE BOX.
349
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,596
I KNOW.
350
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,068
I'LL JUST USE IT
TO STORE
UNDER THE SINK.
351
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,670
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
352
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,872
JENGA!
JENGA!
JENGA!
353
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,874
THAT WAS GOOD FUN.
354
00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:37,810
SAY, WHO WANTS
TO DO SOMETHING
COMPLETELY CRAZY?
355
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,346
I'M GAME!
I DO!
356
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,080
MARY?
357
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:40,813
GOD, YES.
358
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,850
LET'S GO GET
SOME FROZEN YOGURT!
359
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:47,854
COME ON, MARY!
360
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,590
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
IT'S FAT-FREE.
361
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,197
MARY?
362
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:57,864
OH!
363
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,798
HI, DICK.
364
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,400
WELL, WHY
AREN'T YOU WORKING
IN THE OFFICE?
365
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,002
UH...
366
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,937
I--I THOUGHT
I'D SAVE MYSELF THE WALK.
367
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,738
I HAVE ANOTHER CLASS
COMING IN.
368
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,539
WHAT, NOW?
369
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,277
UH...IN 3 HOURS.
370
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,245
I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME
LAST NIGHT.
371
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,347
IT'S TOO BAD YOU HAD
TO LEAVE SO SUDDENLY,
372
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,084
BUT LEAVING
BOTH YOUR IRON
AND YOUR STOVE ON,
373
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,253
I GUESS THAT CAN BE
PRETTY DANGEROUS.
374
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,356
TAKE YOUR SEATS,
PLEASE! JUST BECAUSE
I'M A LITTLE LATE
375
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,525
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T
BE READY TO LEARN.
376
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:29,496
NOW...
377
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:32,865
WHO KNOWS THE ANSWER
TO QUESTION NUMBER 4?
378
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,201
WELL...WHO ARE YOU?
379
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,170
I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
380
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,472
OH! YOU MUST BE
DR. NEESOME.
381
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,573
NO. THE ANSWER
I'M LOOKING FOR
382
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,708
IS "MARSUPIAL."
383
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,343
PLEASE CONCENTRATE.
384
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,178
UH, UH,
NO, NO, NO. YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND.
385
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:47,580
I'M MARY ALBRIGHT.
THIS IS
DICK SOLOMON.
386
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:48,948
WE'RE BOTH
PROFESSORS HERE.
387
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,950
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
TAKE MY CLASS.
388
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,352
PLEASE LEAVE.
389
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,853
BUT...BUT THIS
IS HER ROOM.
390
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,922
WELL,
THEN YOU LEAVE ME
NO ALTERNATIVE.
391
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,624
I MUST LEAVE.
392
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,293
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
393
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,397
SO THAT'S
THE UNIVERSITY'S IDEA
394
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,598
OF A HOTSHOT PROFESSOR?
395
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,334
OH, THEY SAY HE'S
QUITE BRILLIANT.
396
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,536
WELL, I SAY
HE'S QUITE WEIRD.
397
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,538
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T
FIT IN AROUND HERE.
398
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,939
NO, NO, NO, NO.
399
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,607
HE'S TOO LOUD,
TOO COLORFUL,
400
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,408
TOO INTERESTING.
401
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,211
EXACTLY. THANK YOU.
402
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:19,712
COME ON, DICK,
WE COULD USE
403
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,514
A LITTLE
ECCENTRICITY
AROUND HERE.
404
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,316
I MEAN, IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE DULL,
405
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,353
DON'T YOU THINK?
406
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,789
A GUY COULD TAKE THAT
PERSONALLY.
407
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,825
EXCUSE ME, IS THIS
THE LADIES' ROOM?
408
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,300
WELL, I BELIEVE
THAT IS IT.
409
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,569
AS THEY SAY
IN SWEDEN...
410
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,206
FAHRVERGNUGEN.
411
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,874
HEY, DICK, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HOME?
412
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,043
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TAKING ALBRIGHT TO
THAT NEW STARBUCKS.
413
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,578
OH, THE ONE
DOWN THE STREET
FROM THE OLD ONE?
414
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,313
NO, THE ONE IN-BETWEEN
THE 2 KINKO'S.
415
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,947
OH. ACROSS FROM
THE BARNES & NOBLE?
416
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,350
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHICH STARBUCKS!
417
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,252
SHE CANCELED ON ME.
418
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,953
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL.
419
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,355
WHY WOULDN'T SHE LIKE ME?
420
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,157
YEAH. YOU'RE
JUST LIKE EVERY
OTHER GUY IN TOWN.
421
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,959
YEAH. THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING REMARKABLE OR
DISTINCTIVE ABOUT YOU.
422
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,095
AND YET SHE RESISTS.
423
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,829
BUT YOU'RE
COMPLETELY
HOMOGENIZED!
424
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:10,730
THERE'S NOTHING
NOT TO LIKE!
425
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,300
HOW MUCH LESS DOES
SHE WANT FROM YOU?
426
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,103
WELL, IT IS HER
PROBLEM, 'CAUSE
WE'RE DOING GREAT.
427
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,470
FANTASTIC.
COULDN'T BE BETTER.
428
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,038
I'M COMPLETELY
MISERABLE.
I HATE
IT HERE.
429
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,074
KILL ME NOW.
430
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,942
OH, MY.
431
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,078
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
LIKED IT HERE.
432
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,213
WE WERE JUST
SAYING THAT
433
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,514
'CAUSE
WE THOUGHT YOU
LIKED IT HERE.
434
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,681
I HATE IT!
435
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:29,916
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED IT!
436
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,784
I DON'T LIKE IT!
437
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,686
I MISS MY COAT.
I MISS MY GNOME.
438
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,755
WELL, HEY,
I MISS MY HAIR!
439
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,257
THERE'S SOME
THINGS YOU CAN'T
GO BACK ON.
440
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,892
WE HAVE TO TOUGH
THIS OUT. WE DID IT FOR
THE SAKE OF THE MISSION.
441
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,561
NO! THIS WAS
A MISTAKE!
442
00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,363
BECOMING MORE AVERAGE
DIDN'T MAKE US MORE HUMAN!
443
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,764
IT MADE US LESS!
444
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,299
ALL MY BUMPS
AND QUIRKS.
445
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,370
THAT'S WHAT MADE ME
SO DELIGHTFULLY HARRY.
446
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,871
PACK UP, BOYS.
WE'RE GOING HOME!
447
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,474
GOING HOME? COME ON!
448
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,510
WE JUST GOT
THIS THING TOGETHER!
449
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,415
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
450
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,685
HEY, GUYS.
451
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,720
WHAT'S GOING ON?
452
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,624
SALLY, UH...
453
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,393
I'VE, UH...
454
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:17,330
I'VE MADE
A COMMAND DECISION.
455
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,098
WE'RE MOVING BACK.
456
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,133
WE'RE NOT HAPPY,
457
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,034
SO WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BREAK OUR LEASE
AND MOVE?
458
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,470
YEAH.
MORE OR LESS.
459
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,372
NO, DICK,
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
460
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,774
YOU SEE, I'M
IN THE MAJORITY NOW.
461
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,676
THERE ARE
MORE OF US THAN
THERE ARE OF YOU,
462
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:32,044
AND THAT MAKES US
RIGHT.
463
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:34,147
I'M A MEMBER
OF A COMMUNITY,
464
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,482
A COMMUNITY
THAT EMBRACES
465
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:38,851
WHOLESOME
AMERICAN VALUES.
466
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,388
AND IF YOU
CROSS US...
467
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,056
WE WILL DESTROY YOU.
468
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,027
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME...
469
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,697
I SPOTTED
A MEZUZAH ON 2-C.
470
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:01,574
AND CLEARLY,
THE OVERSIZE
DOOR KNOCKER ON 6-B
471
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,043
WILL SET
AN UNFORTUNATE
PRECEDENT,
472
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:06,045
SO I THINK
IT BEHOOVES ALL OF US
473
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,014
TO NIP THIS PROBLEM
IN THE BUD.
474
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:08,915
HEAR, HEAR!
YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT.
475
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,351
GREAT. OK,
THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS IS--
476
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,153
[TINKLING]
477
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:14,921
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
478
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:15,922
OH, UH...
479
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,491
I PUT UP
MARY'S WIND CHIMES.
480
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,859
"WIND CHIMES"?
481
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,461
OH, WE DON'T
DO THAT HERE.
482
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,230
NO, WE DO NOT,
FLORA.
483
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,598
DR. SOLOMON,
TAKE THOSE DOWN
RIGHT AWAY.
484
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:26,599
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
485
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,267
[MOTOR RUNS]
486
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:31,504
OK--
487
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,072
IS THAT
A LEAF BLOWER?
488
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,173
DIESEL.
489
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,008
WELL, YOU CAN'T RUN
A LEAF BLOWER HERE!
490
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:36,976
OH, TELL ME
ABOUT IT.
[WOOF WOOF]
491
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,978
IT SCARED THE HELL
OUT OF TOMMY'S DOG.
492
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,814
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
493
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,217
OH, IT'S OK, BOY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
494
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,452
LET ME TELL YOU,
WHEN HE GETS SCARED,
495
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,920
HE'S NO FRIEND
OF CARPET.
496
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,789
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
497
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,325
YOU SOLOMONS HAVE BEEN
HORRIBLE TENANTS!
498
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,627
I CALL FOR AN EMERGENCY
EVICTION VOTE!
499
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,963
I SECOND THE MOTION!
ALL IN FAVOR.
500
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,266
WELL, THEN IT'S
UNANIMOUS. BYE-BYE.
501
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,068
OK, THE NEXT ORDER
OF BUSINESS WOULD BE
THE HEDGE COMMITTEE--
502
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:02,935
SALLY...
503
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,704
UH, YES, STEVE?
504
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,506
YOU LIVE WITH THEM.
505
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,107
UH-HUH.
506
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,642
OH. UM...WELL,
507
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,311
CAN I MOVE
IN WITH YOU?
508
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,612
NOPE.
509
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,013
BUT I'M ONE
OF YOU.
510
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,081
NO.
511
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:15,948
YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.
512
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,149
COME ON, SALLY,
IT'S TIME.
NO.
513
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:17,917
OH! OH!
COME ON, DEAR.
514
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,387
BUT I DON'T
WANT TO GO!
515
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,421
WITHOUT ME,
516
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,122
THIS PLACE IS GOING
TO BE COLORFUL...
517
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,592
AND--AND PRETTY,
W-WITH LITTLE CRITTERS
518
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,528
AND BIRDIES TWEETING
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
519
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,730
YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
520
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,602
BECOMING AVERAGE
WAS INTERESTING,
521
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:36,936
BUT ONCE
WE GOT THERE...
522
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:39,071
IT WASN'T
INTERESTING AT ALL.
523
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,172
YEAH. I MEAN,
524
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:44,377
THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WEREN'T WEIRD
WERE SO...WEIRD.
525
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,514
THEN I BECAME LIKE THEM,
WHICH WAS REALLY WEIRD.
526
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,882
WELL...
LIVE AND LEARN.
527
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,551
WE'RE BACK TO
OUR NORMAL SELVES.
528
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,185
[CLEARS THROAT]
529
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,356
EXCEPT FOR TOMMY,
WHO HAS A LITTLE COUGH.
530
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,591
BUT OTHERWISE,
EVERYTHING'S
AS IT SHOULD BE.
531
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,626
AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?
532
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,461
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
533
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,062
YEAH,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
534
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,263
I'M TURNING IN.
535
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,264
YEAH,
ME, TOO.
536
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,334
WHICH ONE OF YOU
GUYS IS BUNKING
DOWN WITH ME?
537
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,200
THAT WOULD BE ME.
538
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,802
WELL, DON'T HOG
THE BLANKETS
539
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,171
BECAUSE I SLEEP
IN THE NUDE.
540
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,239
THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA!
541
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,775
I'M GOING
TO HAVE TO
TRY THAT.
542
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,612
YOU GUYS WANT TO
CRASH IN MY VAN?
543
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:30,423
YEAH.
YEAH.
544
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,059
[BUZZ]
545
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:35,061
[BUZZ]
546
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,463
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
547
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,964
[BUZZING APPROACHING]
548
00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:40,833
WHOOOO WHOO-HOO-HOO!
549
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,269
OH, HO HO!
550
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,874
OH, MARY, THERE'S
NOTHING BETTER
THAN THIS!
551
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,545
HE'S BACK.
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