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GOOD MORNING, DICK.
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OH. HELLO, MARY.
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AHH.
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YOUNG LOVE.
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YES. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STARE AT THEM, BUT...
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THEY'RE REALLY
GOING AT IT.
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THEY REALLY ARE.
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HEY! THAT FAT GUY'S
BLOCKING OUR VIEW!
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HEY, CHUBBY,
KEEP IT MOVING!
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OHH!
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YOU SCARED THEM OFF.
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OHH...
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I GUESS THIS IS WHAT
MY LIFE HAS BECOME...
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LIVING VICARIOUSLY
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THROUGH THE GRITTY
ROMANCE OF OTHERS.
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THE GATES OF WINDEMERE?
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YEAH. SASHA REESE
IS TORN BETWEEN
TWO LOVERS,
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AND EVERY STEP SHE TAKES
IS A GUILTY
YET SENSUOUS DELIGHT.
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THAT'S JUNK.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I READ IT. IT'S JUNK.
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OOH.
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I SAW THE MOST ROMANTIC
MOVIE LAST NIGHT.
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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IT'S A GERMAN ART FILM.
VERY RIVETING.
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ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT
WHICH CHARACTER'S MALE
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AND WHICH CHARACTER'S
FEMALE.
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M OFF TO SEE
A MOVIE AT CINE RUTHERFORD,
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AND I REFUSE TO PAY
THOSE OUTRAGEOUS
CONCESSION STAND PRICES.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THOSE?
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I BOUGHT THEM LAST TIME
I WAS AT THE MOVIES.
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WAIT. YOU'RE GOING
TO THE MOVIES?
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING
THE CAR, ARE YOU?
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NO, SALLY,
I'M GOING TO WALK
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THE 3 BLOCKS!
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OF COURSE I'M TAKING
THE CAR.
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I'M BUYING GROCERIES.
I NEED THE CAR.
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WELL, YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR FUN LATER.
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I'M SO SICK OF THIS.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
MY OWN CAR.
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YEAH, DICK. MOST FAMILIES
DO HAVE 2 CARS.
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MOST FAMILIES HAVE A COUCH.
MOST FAMILIES HAVE A MOTHER.
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MOST FAMILIES ARE RELATED.
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
GO MOVE IN WITH MOST FAMILIES.
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WELL, NOT THAT
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT,
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BUT WHERE EXACTLY
DO MOST FAMILIES LIVE?
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WAIT, DICK.
I NEED WHEELS.
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FINE. BUY A CAR.
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YES!
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A USED ONE.
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AND BE SURE TO LISTEN
TO THE CAR SALESMAN.
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HE'S YOUR FRIEND,
AND HE'S THERE TO HELP.
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WELL, ASIDE FROM
THE OVERPOWERING STENCH
OF CAT MUSK,
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THIS ONE'S A CREAM PUFF.
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THIS ONE'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT
ON THE SEAT.
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IT'S BLOOD.
I'M GETTING OUT.
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BOYS, THE SEARCH IS OVER.
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THIS...
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IS THE MOST SENSIBLE CAR
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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THIS CAR...
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MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
SOMETHING
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THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MISSING
IN MY LIFE
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CAN BE SOLVED
WITH THIS LONG,
BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.
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IT'S KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE A BANANA.
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HI.
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HELLO.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN WAITING
TO SEE THIS MOVIE
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FOR MONTHS.
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OH, REALLY?
I JUST GOT HERE.
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ARE YOU, UH...
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GERMAN?
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NO.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION?
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NO.
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YES.
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OH...I LOVE THAT.
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I'M ANITA.
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I'M DICK.
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SO SINCE
WE'RE BOTH ALONE,
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT TOGETHER?
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SIT WITH YOU,
TOGETHER, US?
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YEAH.
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OH. SURE.
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OH, UH, F.Y.I.--
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RAISINETS ON THE RIGHT,
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JUJUBES ON THE LEFT.
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OH...
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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
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I JUST LOVED THE ENDING.
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I JUST LOVED
WHEN YOU FRENCHED ME.
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WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
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APPARENTLY
IT'S PARKED IN HEAVEN.
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MUST HAVE VIPER.
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LIEUTENANT,
THIS IS A MISTAKE.
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WE JUST NEED TRANSPORTATION.
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WE'RE NOT ENTERING
THE DAYTONA 500.
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THAT THING IS AMAZING.
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THE POWER, THE THRUST!
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YOU SHOULD'VE DRIVEN IT.
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I TRIED TO DRIVE IT
AND YOU BIT MY HAND.
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO
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TO PUT YOU INTO
THAT BEAUTIFUL AUTOMOBILE--
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TODAY.
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YEAH WE'LL THINK ABOUT
IT AND COME BACK.
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HE'S JUST A CHILD.
DON'T PAY ANY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
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IT'S OK.
I WAS A KID.
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ONCE.
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TELL ME, SPORT,
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?
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YEAH, I DO. SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, BILL, COULD I
HAVE THE KEYS NOW?
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SURE. BUT FIRST
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
1/3 DOWN.
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ON A $60,000 CAR,
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THAT'S 20,000.
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OK, NO PROBLEM.
I'M WRITING A CHECK.
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NOW YOU'RE THINKING
LIKE A BUSINESSWOMAN.
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NOTHING LIKE A CHECK
TO SHOW THE MANAGER
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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LIKE A HEART ATTACK,
BILL.
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OUCH.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?
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WE DON'T HAVE $20,000.
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WHOA. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WE CAN HOLD A RAFFLE.
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THAT'S GREAT.
WHAT WOULD WE RAFFLE?
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THE VIPER!
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SALLY, THAT CHECK
IS GONNA BOUNCE
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AND THEY'RE GONNA
COME AFTER US.
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YES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH US IN THE VIPER!
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OK.
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WE RAN YOUR CREDIT REPORT.
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THEY SAY YOU DON'T EXIST.
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OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
SO CAN I TAKE
THE CAR NOW?
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NO. MY MANAGER
ALSO TOLD ME
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YOU ONLY HAVE $1,300
IN THE BANK.
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WELL, THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE.
WHO DID HE GET THAT FROM?
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THE BANK.
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ALL RIGHT, BILL,
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.
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LESS MONEY UP FRONT
AND A SERIES OF
PICKUP PAYMENTS,
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FINANCE THE BACK END
AGAINST THE DEFICIT
DOWN LEASE.
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WE'LL LAUNCH
FISCAL PAYOFF
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OR SIMPLY SPREAD THE DOWN
ACROSS THE TERM
AND USE ASSET COLLATERAL.
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BILL, WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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[SIGHS]
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OH, THAT WAS...
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OH, I KNOW.
JUST WONDERFUL.
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THANK YOU
FOR A GOOD TIME.
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OH. THANK YOU
FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME
WHEN I SAID NO.
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YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
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OH...YOU'RE TERRIFIC, TOO.
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THAT'S WHY THIS
IS GOING TO BE
SO HARD TO SAY,
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BUT, ANITA...
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN MARRY YOU.
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YOU CAN'T?
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NO. ALTHOUGH I KNOW
IT WOULD BE
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THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.
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I--I'M JUST NOT READY.
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OH, DICK.
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I JUST GOT THROUGH
A REALLY MESSY DIVORCE,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT
A RELATIONSHIP.
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SO...
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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OH. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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REALLY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW--
I--I HOPE THAT
YOU'RE OK WITH THIS.
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OK?
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I'M JIM DANDY!
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I HAD NO IDEA
THIS SORT OF RANDOM
COUPLING EXISTED.
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OUTSIDE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
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TELL ME, ARE THERE
A LOT OF WOMEN
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WHO FEEL THE WAY YOU DO,
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AND DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
THEIR PHONE NUMBERS?
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NOW ADD THE 5
AND CARRY THE 2.
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GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
I THINK I'VE FINALLY
WORKED IT OUT.
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IF WE GIVE BILL
OUR $1,300 DOWN
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AND GET A PAYMENT
OF $70 A MONTH...
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WHICH
WE CAN AFFORD.
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RIGHT.
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THE CAR WOULD BE PAID OFF
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IN 2073.
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IT'LL BE AN ANTIQUE
BY THEN.
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WE COULD MAKE MONEY
ON THIS CAR.
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LET'S GO FIND
DICK'S CHECKBOOK.
COME ON.
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SO YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING A NEW CAR?
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YEAH. A VIPER.
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A VIPER?
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WHAT A RIDICULOUS
WASTE OF MONEY.
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DON'T TELL ME.
TELL SALLY.
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GOOD. I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED IT.
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YOU KNOW, TO IMPRESS
ALL THOSE VAPID BIMBOS
AT SCHOOL.
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NO. NO.
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YOU MEAN LIKE, UH...
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TINA EMORY?
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DID YOU SEE
WHAT SHE HAD ON TODAY?
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OH, GOD!
WITH THE--UGH!
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UH...WOULD YOU
JUST EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A SECOND?
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SALLY, WE HAVE GOT TO
GET THAT VIPER!
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HELLO, FAMILY!
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.
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I HAD SEX AGAIN.
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OH, NO.
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IF YOU AND ALBRIGHT
ARE BACK TOGETHER,
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I'M JUST GONNA
FRAG US ALL.
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NO.
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NO, IT WASN'T MARY.
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IT WAS ANITA PALONE.
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A FABULOUS DIVORCEE
I MET AT THE MOVIES.
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OH, A LITTLE CASUAL SEX.
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CASUAL SEX?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW.
A PASSIONATE TRYST
WITH A STRANGER.
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YES! YES, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I HAD.
CASUAL SEX.
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WHAM BAM,
THANK YOU, DELIVERYMAN.
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NOTHING COULD BE SWEETER
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THAN AN EATER
IN THE THEATER.
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WOW.
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Sally:
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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DICK. SO YOU JUST
MET HER, AND THEN...
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DID YOU, UH,
DID YOU USE...
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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A 3-PACK.
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RIBBED FOR HER
PLEASURE, BUT
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I TURNED THEM
INSIDE OUT.
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OH, GOD,
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
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THURSDAY'S GOOD?
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YEAH.
THURSDAY'S GOOD.
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WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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FOR YOU.
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00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,170
FOR WHAT?
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FOR RECOMMENDING
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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OH, I TAKE IT
YOU LIKED IT.
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OH, NO.
IT WAS GOD-AWFUL.
238
00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:13,513
BUT I MET
A WOMAN IN LINE.
A FABULOUS WOMAN.
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OHH!
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WELL, THAT'S NICE, DICK.
241
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,185
OH, I'LL SAY.
WE HAD SEX IN MY CAR.
242
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,587
YOU DID WHAT?!
243
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,521
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,
244
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,758
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
245
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,293
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
246
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,494
OH, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
247
00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,029
IT WAS CASUAL SEX.
248
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,598
THAT'S THE GREAT THING.
249
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,833
OH, YES.
250
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,134
CONGRATULATIONS.
251
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,803
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT ALL STARTED
252
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,970
WITH THESE RAISINETS.
253
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:37,938
I HAD THEM
IN MY POCKET--
254
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,239
[BELL RINGS]
255
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,074
OH, DAMN!
I HAVE A CLASS.
256
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,342
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH,
257
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,714
AND I'LL FILL YOU GUYS IN
ON ALL THE SEXY DETAILS, OK?
258
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,752
AND THAT, OF COURSE,
LED TO THE BIG BANG.
259
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,621
AND YOU JUST
MET IN LINE
AT THE THEATER?
260
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,023
YOU RULE!
261
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,257
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
262
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,225
DR. SOLOMON, UM,
263
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,994
I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THIS DIALOGUE.
264
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:01,929
OH, NO, DON'T BE.
265
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,130
JUST IN WRAPPING UP
THIS SECTION,
266
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,899
I'D LIKE TO SAY
THAT AFTER SUCH
A WONDERFUL NIGHT,
267
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:09,036
FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE,
I'LL NEVER FORGET ANITA.
268
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:09,903
ANITA!
269
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,571
ANITA PALONE.
270
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,274
ANITA PALONE?
THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME.
271
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,645
THIS WOMAN SAID
THAT SHE WAS
FROM PITTSBURGH.
272
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,713
MY MOM LIVES IN PITTSBURGH,
273
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,050
AND...SHE WAS VISITING ME
THIS WEEKEND.
274
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,386
WELL,
THEN IT MUST BE HER!
275
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,255
MY GOD, BUG!
276
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,057
HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN
IN MY CLASS FOR 3 YEARS
277
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:34,194
AND NEVER MENTIONED
HOW INCREDIBLY HOT
YOUR MOM WAS?!
278
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,366
TALK ABOUT COINCIDENCE!
279
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,438
HI, MARY.
280
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:45,939
NINA.
281
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,507
HELLO,
MR. GOODBAR.
282
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,610
[SING-SONG]
I HAVE NEWS.
283
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,781
YOU NAILED
THE SCRUBWOMAN
IN THE BROOM CLOSET.
284
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,282
NO.
285
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,817
NO. YOU REMEMBER
MY TELLING YOU
286
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,718
ABOUT MY ONE-NIGHT STAND?
287
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,221
RINGS A BELL.
288
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,357
TURNS OUT
SHE'S BUG'S MOTHER.
289
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,358
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?
290
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,762
OH, I WAS RHAPSODIZING
ABOUT IT IN CLASS.
291
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,564
ONCE I TOLD HIM HER NAME,
BUG GUESSED.
292
00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,601
YOU DON'T CARE
WHOSE FEELINGS YOU HURT.
293
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,435
LIKE WHO?
294
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,771
BUG, FOR INSTANCE?
295
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,006
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
296
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,008
OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
297
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,609
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
SO ANGRY?
298
00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,476
I'M NOT.
299
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,177
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
300
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,213
I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT YOU DO,
301
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,216
YOU HUGE ASS!
302
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,550
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE THE DEAN,
303
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,220
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
304
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,957
HEY!
305
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,559
YOU'RE NOT THE DEAN!
306
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,693
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
307
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,230
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD.
308
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,298
THOSE WHO WANT LOVING,
MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS
309
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,235
AND THOSE WHO
HOP FROM BED TO BED
HAVING MEANINGLESS SEX!
310
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,171
YES. I WAS THE FORMER,
NOW I'M THE LATTER.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
311
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,340
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE DR. ALBRIGHT,
312
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,375
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
313
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,711
HEY!
314
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,248
YOU'RE NOT DR. ALBRIGHT!
315
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,186
AND THE VIPER...
316
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,957
HAS 420 HORSEPOWER.
317
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,192
WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
318
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,427
OH, IT'S PLENTY.
319
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,729
OH.
320
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,598
TINA EMORY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
321
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,035
GEE, TOMMY,
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO POPULAR.
322
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,437
NOW YOU KNOW.
323
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,940
AND YOU'RE SUCH
GOOD FRIENDS WITH TINA.
324
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,209
YES, I AM.
325
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,212
WE MET AT SCHOOL
WHEN HE TOLD ME
HE WAS GETTING A VIPER.
326
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,446
WHERE IS THE VIPER,
ANYWAY?
327
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,747
OH, IT'S COMING.
328
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,049
WHEN IS IT COMING?
329
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,986
'CAUSE I HATE TO
HAVE TO KEEP
RIDING TO SCHOOL
330
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,188
IN DOUG TOFFLER'S
TRANS AM.
331
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,857
WELL, THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY AT ALL.
332
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,893
UH...I'LL--
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
333
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,862
I'LL BE...RIGHT BACK.
334
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,397
DICK, I'M IN
VERY BIG TROUBLE.
335
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,464
WE NEED THAT VIPER NOW!
336
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,966
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
337
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,201
MY LOVE LIFE
DEPENDS ON IT.
338
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,602
AHH!
339
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,238
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE
CASUAL SEX, EH?
340
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,240
I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GET TO CASUAL
FIRST BASE
341
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,708
WITH THIS ONE.
342
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,143
DON'T SWEAT IT, TOMMY.
343
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,577
YOU'LL GET THERE.
344
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,513
OF COURSE,
YOU MIGHT GET SLAPPED
A COUPLE OF TIMES
345
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,480
IN THE PROCESS.
346
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,017
BUT YOU WILL HAVE A BALL.
347
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,251
COOL.
348
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,186
TRUE, THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT YOU'LL LOSE
A LITTLE SELF-RESPECT,
349
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,388
BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
350
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,656
SOUNDS GOOD.
351
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,925
THAT IS,
IF YOU DON'T COMPARE
352
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,628
THOSE FEW SEEDY MOMENTS
WITH A RELATIONSHIP
THAT ONCE MEANT...
353
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,797
EVERYTHING TO YOU.
354
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,067
OK.
355
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,869
IF THAT SOUNDS GOOD...
356
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,439
GO FOR IT.
357
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,574
[SOBBING]
358
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,279
COME ON IN, FOLKS.
PLEASE.
359
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,514
I HAVE SOME NEWS.
360
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,750
WE, UH, AHEM...
361
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,052
WE GOT THE DEAL!
362
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,087
FOR 1,300 DOWN
AND $70 A MONTH?
363
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:47,654
EXACTLY.
364
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,522
YES!
365
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,858
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
366
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,861
YOU GOT
THE NUMBERS RIGHT, BUT
YOU MISSPELLED VIPER.
367
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,564
IT'S SPELLED "PINTO."
368
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,531
OOH!
369
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,099
PINTO.
370
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,100
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
371
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,334
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
372
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,970
IS THAT LIKE
A SOUPED UP VIPER?
373
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,037
ACTUALLY, NO.
374
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,173
IT'S THAT BROWN ONE
RIGHT OUT THERE.
375
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,774
PINTO.
376
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,344
THAT?
377
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,312
OH.
378
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,681
BUT I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT
YOU FED THE VIPER.
379
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,183
"FED THE VIPER."
NO, SALLY.
380
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,450
PLEASE.
381
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,953
I WANT TO MAKE
YOUR DREAM
OF HAVING A CAR
382
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:20,920
COME TRUE,
383
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,223
AND AFTER REVIEWING
YOUR FINANCIAL
SITUATION,
384
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,225
I'VE CHOSEN
A FORD PINTO FOR YOU
385
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,926
AND YOUR DRIVING NEEDS.
386
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,097
THAT'S WHAT I DO, SALLY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
387
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,931
I DON'T WANT
A PINTO.
388
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,200
I DON'T
WANT ONE.
389
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,601
I HEAR YOU, SALLY.
I DO.
390
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,169
TELL YOU WHAT.
LET ME CHECK INVENTORY.
391
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,772
SAY. THERE'S
A '75 NOVA OUT BACK
392
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,375
THAT I WAS SAVING
FOR A FRIEND.
393
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,543
HEY.
394
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,013
[CLICKS TONGUE]
YEAH.
395
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,780
OK. OK, WE CAN'T PANIC.
396
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,050
WE CANNOT LET THAT VIPER
SLIP AWAY.
397
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,052
THIS GUY HAS TO HAVE
A WEAKNESS. I MEAN...
398
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:52,852
WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT!
399
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,886
WE CAN'T WIN.
400
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,722
WHAT?
401
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,824
WE CAN'T WIN.
402
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,460
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUY.
403
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,296
HE'S A SOUL SUCKER.
404
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,764
DEAR GOD.
405
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,898
YOU'RE RIGHT.
406
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,600
WE'VE ENCOUNTERED
HIS KIND BEFORE.
407
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,302
HE'S AN EVIL
FORCE OF NATURE.
408
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,903
A BLACK HOLE.
409
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,772
HE FEEDS ON OUR DESPERATION.
410
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,041
TOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
411
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,908
IT JUST MAKES HIM
STRONGER.
412
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,844
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO, LIEUTENANT.
413
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,047
WE'VE GOT TO WALK AWAY.
414
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,614
NO, NO, NO, NO!
415
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,582
I HATE WALKING!
416
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,717
WE'VE GOT TO!
417
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,953
WELL...
418
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,622
I MADE A FRIEND CRY.
419
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,193
BUT THE NOVA'S YOURS,
SALLY.
420
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195
SALLY?
421
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:40,867
NO.
422
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,603
YES! YOU CAN
DRIVE HER HOME TODAY.
423
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,973
NO.
424
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,608
HUH?
425
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,510
I SAID NO.
426
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,278
COME ON, SALLY,
427
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,012
I AM READY
TO MAKE THIS DEAL.
428
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,614
HA HA HA HA!
429
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,449
NO!
430
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,717
I'LL THROW IN
FLOOR MATS,
FABRIC GUARD,
431
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,918
AND UNDERCOATING.
432
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,387
OK, BOYS, STEP ASIDE.
433
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,622
YOU HAVE TAKEN
THE JOYFUL EXPERIENCE
OF BUYING A CAR
434
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,158
AND TURNED IT INTO
SOMETHING UGLY!
435
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,731
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,
BUDDY?
436
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,033
A CAR SALESMAN.
437
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,001
THAT'S RIGHT.
438
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,239
A BIG STEAMING PILE
OF CAR SALESMAN!
439
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,242
WELL, YOU JUST
LOST YOURSELF A SALE!
440
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,477
COME ON, BOYS!
441
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,186
MARY, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW
442
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,354
I'VE MADE IT UP
TO BUG.
443
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,690
I GAVE HIM AN "A"
ON HIS TEST.
444
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,925
YOU FAKED HIS GRADE?
445
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,059
YES.
I MADE THINGS RIGHT.
446
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,728
OH, DICK,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
447
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,697
WHY NOT?
448
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,066
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
449
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,269
I WANT YOU TO THINK,
DICK.
450
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,173
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT
HOW YOUR ACTIONS
AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE.
451
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,408
WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER STUDENTS
IN YOUR CLASS,
452
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,609
THE ONES YOU'VE HURT?
453
00:17:56,643 --> 00:18:00,347
SURE, THEY ACT LIKE
THEY'RE NOT VULNERABLE,
BUT THEY ARE.
454
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,183
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
THIS CONCERNED ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE.
455
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,852
IS THIS ABOUT YOU?
456
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,355
YES, IT'S ABOUT ME.
457
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,590
BUT, MARY,
WE'RE BROKEN UP.
458
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,858
WE HAVE BEEN
FOR MONTHS.
459
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,094
I KNOW, BUT...
THERE'S STILL SOME
STUPID PART OF ME
460
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,963
THAT THOUGHT WE MIGHT
GET BACK TOGETHER.
461
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,598
I HAVE THAT
STUPID PART, TOO!
462
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,067
FORGET IT.
WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK
TOGETHER.
463
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,068
WHY NOT?
464
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,436
'CAUSE YOU RUINED IT.
465
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,405
I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY
RUINED EVERYTHING
466
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,074
I COULD POSSIBLY RUIN!
467
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,477
WELL, YOU MISSED A SPOT.
468
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,580
OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
469
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,548
ANITA WAS A MISTAKE.
470
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,749
IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE,
471
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,786
BUT THEN IT WAS SO...
EMPTY.
472
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,422
NOT LIKE WITH YOU.
473
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,657
I'M SORRY.
474
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,295
HUGS?
475
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,533
OK, BUT DON'T GRIND ME.
476
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,671
DR. SOL--
477
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,475
WOW. YOU'LL NAIL ANYTHING
THAT MOVES.
478
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,810
COME HERE.
479
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,778
PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME
A MOMENT ALONE WITH--
480
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,349
BUG, UH, SIT DOWN, BUG.
481
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,286
I'VE LEARNED A LOT
OVER THE PAST
FEW DAYS, BUG, AND...
482
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,087
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT...
483
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,290
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
484
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,493
ALSO, I FEEL IT
ONLY FAIR
485
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,563
TO GIVE YOU
THE GRADE YOU DESERVE,
486
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,898
WHICH,
AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
IS AN "F."
487
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,599
OHH!
488
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,335
OH, FIRST YOU AND MY MOM,
489
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,102
AND NOW YOU'RE
GIVING ME AN "F"?
490
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,371
OH, MAN.
491
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,740
BUG!
492
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,810
DAD.
493
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,978
FRANKIE.
494
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,281
PAULY.
495
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,452
IS THIS THE ILLUSTRIOUS
DR. SOLOMON?
496
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,320
YES, THAT'S ME.
AND YOU ARE?
497
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,988
SO ANGRY!
498
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,857
DAD--
SHUT UP, SON.
499
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,125
I MEAN THAT
IN THE MOST CARING WAY.
500
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,827
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
MR. PALONE.
501
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,297
I WAS JUST TELLING BUG
HOW CONCERNED I WAS
502
00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,433
ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S
LURID SEXCAPADES.
503
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,769
WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT?
504
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,804
YOU'D THINK THIS WAS
THE FIRST WOMAN YOU EVER HAD.
505
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,005
WELL, NOT TO BRAG,
506
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,041
BUT ACTUALLY,
IT'S MY SECOND.
507
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,778
OH, A LADIES' MAN.
508
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,679
BIG SHOT.
509
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,347
SMOOTH TALKER.
510
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,715
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF!
511
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,783
NO, NO, NO.
HOLD ON.
512
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,286
I'M JUST TRYING
TO SET MY HOUSE
IN ORDER.
513
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,021
GRANTED, HAVING SEX
WITH HER IN MY CAR
IS FUN--
514
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,491
YOU HAD IT IN YOUR CAR?
515
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,160
DON'T HIT HIM!
516
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,296
LET ME GO!
517
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,499
I DON'T CARE
IF I EVER
PLAY THE HARP AGAIN!
518
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,966
AAH!
519
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,569
I'LL KILL HIM!
I'LL KILL HIM!
520
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,708
I WONDER HOW LONG
I CAN CONVINCE TINA
521
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,109
THAT THE VIPER'S
IN THE SHOP.
522
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,711
OH, PROBABLY A LONG TIME.
523
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,348
YEAH. SHE'S NOT
THE SHINIEST COIN
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
524
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,216
DON'T WORRY, TOMMY.
525
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,584
WE'LL GET A CAR
EVENTUALLY.
526
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,519
IT WAS JUST
OUR BAD LUCK
527
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,587
THAT WE HAPPENED TO GET
THE ONE CAR SALESMAN
528
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,557
WHO GIVES HIS WHOLE
PROFESSION A BAD NAME.
529
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,792
HEY!
530
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:00,593
GROOVY MEAT MONOCLE.
531
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,362
OH, THANKS.
532
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,031
NO MORE CASUAL SEX
FOR YOU.
533
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,199
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS CASUAL SEX.
534
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,602
IT HAS ALL THESE
REPERCUSSIONS.
535
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,603
WELL,
MAYBE IT WOULDN'T
536
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,872
IF YOU'D JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
537
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,006
IF I HADN'T
TALKED ABOUT IT,
538
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,509
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
FOUND OUT SOMETHING WONDERFUL.
539
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,277
THAT MARY STILL CARES
ABOUT ME.
540
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:30,757
OH, LIKE I SAID,
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
541
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,826
EXCUSE ME,
BUT IS THIS THE LINE
FOR THE 3:15 SHOW?
542
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,062
NO, NO.
N-NO, YOU DON'T!
543
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,464
I'M JUST HERE
TO SEE A MOVIE.
544
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,599
I'M NOT HAVING SEX
WITH YOU!
545
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,969
PLEASE, JUST TAKE
SOME RAISINETS AND GO.
546
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,836
LEAVE ME ALONE!
547
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,771
GO ON!
548
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,374
GO ON!
549
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,675
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
550
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,711
KEEP RUNNING,
YOU VULGAR SLUT!
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