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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:10,711 GOOD MORNING, DICK. 2 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,680 OH. HELLO, MARY. 3 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,215 AHH. 4 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:15,583 YOUNG LOVE. 5 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,652 YES. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STARE AT THEM, BUT... 6 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,988 THEY'RE REALLY GOING AT IT. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,656 THEY REALLY ARE. 8 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,359 HEY! THAT FAT GUY'S BLOCKING OUR VIEW! 9 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:27,295 HEY, CHUBBY, KEEP IT MOVING! 10 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:28,462 OHH! 11 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,363 YOU SCARED THEM OFF. 12 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:30,631 OHH... 13 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:33,401 I GUESS THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME... 14 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:34,502 LIVING VICARIOUSLY 15 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:38,206 THROUGH THE GRITTY ROMANCE OF OTHERS. 16 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,174 THE GATES OF WINDEMERE? 17 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,810 YEAH. SASHA REESE IS TORN BETWEEN TWO LOVERS, 18 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:46,847 AND EVERY STEP SHE TAKES IS A GUILTY YET SENSUOUS DELIGHT. 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,548 THAT'S JUNK. 20 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,516 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? 21 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:51,285 I'M TELLING YOU, I READ IT. IT'S JUNK. 22 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,253 OOH. 23 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:55,055 I SAW THE MOST ROMANTIC MOVIE LAST NIGHT. 24 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:58,159 MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE. 25 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:01,129 IT'S A GERMAN ART FILM. VERY RIVETING. 26 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:03,030 ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT WHICH CHARACTER'S MALE 27 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,599 AND WHICH CHARACTER'S FEMALE. 28 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,416 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 29 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,552 OH, I'M OFF TO SEE A MOVIE AT CINE RUTHERFORD, 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:28,789 AND I REFUSE TO PAY THOSE OUTRAGEOUS CONCESSION STAND PRICES. 31 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:29,723 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE? 32 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,327 I BOUGHT THEM LAST TIME I WAS AT THE MOVIES. 33 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,162 WAIT. YOU'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES? 34 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,463 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE CAR, ARE YOU? 35 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,964 NO, SALLY, I'M GOING TO WALK 36 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,065 THE 3 BLOCKS! 37 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,967 OF COURSE I'M TAKING THE CAR. 38 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,669 I'M BUYING GROCERIES. I NEED THE CAR. 39 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,704 WELL, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FUN LATER. 40 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:45,606 I'M SO SICK OF THIS. YOU HAVE TO GET ME MY OWN CAR. 41 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,575 YEAH, DICK. MOST FAMILIES DO HAVE 2 CARS. 42 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,278 MOST FAMILIES HAVE A COUCH. MOST FAMILIES HAVE A MOTHER. 43 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,412 MOST FAMILIES ARE RELATED. 44 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:55,316 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, GO MOVE IN WITH MOST FAMILIES. 45 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:58,586 WELL, NOT THAT I'M THINKING ABOUT IT, 46 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,490 BUT WHERE EXACTLY DO MOST FAMILIES LIVE? 47 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:03,891 WAIT, DICK. I NEED WHEELS. 48 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,359 FINE. BUY A CAR. 49 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,093 YES! 50 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,261 A USED ONE. 51 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,829 AND BE SURE TO LISTEN TO THE CAR SALESMAN. 52 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,865 HE'S YOUR FRIEND, AND HE'S THERE TO HELP. 53 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,405 WELL, ASIDE FROM THE OVERPOWERING STENCH OF CAT MUSK, 54 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,574 THIS ONE'S A CREAM PUFF. 55 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,409 THIS ONE'S PRETTY COOL, TOO. 56 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,645 EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT ON THE SEAT. 57 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,648 IT'S BLOOD. I'M GETTING OUT. 58 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,583 BOYS, THE SEARCH IS OVER. 59 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,017 THIS... 60 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:08,155 IS THE MOST SENSIBLE CAR I HAVE EVER SEEN. 61 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,657 THIS CAR... 62 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:10,558 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SOMETHING 63 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,059 THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MISSING IN MY LIFE 64 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:15,996 CAN BE SOLVED WITH THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL MACHINE. 65 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,068 IT'S KIND OF SHAPED LIKE A BANANA. 66 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,545 HI. 67 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,481 HELLO. 68 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,083 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SEE THIS MOVIE 69 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:36,850 FOR MONTHS. 70 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:40,087 OH, REALLY? I JUST GOT HERE. 71 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,560 ARE YOU, UH... 72 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,128 GERMAN? 73 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:50,698 NO. 74 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,666 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION? 75 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,468 NO. 76 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,236 YES. 77 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,405 OH...I LOVE THAT. 78 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,005 I'M ANITA. 79 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,707 I'M DICK. 80 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,675 SO SINCE WE'RE BOTH ALONE, 81 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,777 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT TOGETHER? 82 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,013 SIT WITH YOU, TOGETHER, US? 83 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:06,514 YEAH. 84 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:09,249 OH. SURE. 85 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,454 OH, UH, F.Y.I.-- 86 00:04:13,487 --> 00:04:14,388 RAISINETS ON THE RIGHT, 87 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,990 JUJUBES ON THE LEFT. 88 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,136 OH... 89 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:30,771 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 90 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,906 I JUST LOVED THE ENDING. 91 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,709 I JUST LOVED WHEN YOU FRENCHED ME. 92 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,384 WHERE'S YOUR CAR? 93 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:46,920 APPARENTLY IT'S PARKED IN HEAVEN. 94 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:58,098 MUST HAVE VIPER. 95 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,299 LIEUTENANT, THIS IS A MISTAKE. 96 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:00,801 WE JUST NEED TRANSPORTATION. 97 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,770 WE'RE NOT ENTERING THE DAYTONA 500. 98 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,472 THAT THING IS AMAZING. 99 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,274 THE POWER, THE THRUST! 100 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,976 YOU SHOULD'VE DRIVEN IT. 101 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:12,880 I TRIED TO DRIVE IT AND YOU BIT MY HAND. 102 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,314 ALL RIGHT, SALLY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO 103 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,484 TO PUT YOU INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL AUTOMOBILE-- 104 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,785 TODAY. 105 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,553 YEAH WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT AND COME BACK. 106 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,955 HE'S JUST A CHILD. DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM. 107 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,791 IT'S OK. I WAS A KID. 108 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,426 ONCE. 109 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,294 TELL ME, SPORT, DO YOU LIKE GIRLS? 110 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,397 YEAH, I DO. SORRY. 111 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,003 ALL RIGHT. SO, BILL, COULD I HAVE THE KEYS NOW? 112 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,806 SURE. BUT FIRST WE'RE GOING TO NEED 1/3 DOWN. 113 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,541 ON A $60,000 CAR, 114 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,542 THAT'S 20,000. 115 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,677 OK, NO PROBLEM. I'M WRITING A CHECK. 116 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,779 NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A BUSINESSWOMAN. 117 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:48,549 NOTHING LIKE A CHECK TO SHOW THE MANAGER YOU'RE SERIOUS. 118 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:50,083 LIKE A HEART ATTACK, BILL. 119 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,118 OUCH. 120 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,887 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 121 00:05:53,921 --> 00:05:55,055 HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? 122 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,357 WE DON'T HAVE $20,000. 123 00:05:57,391 --> 00:05:59,192 WHOA. I HAVE AN IDEA. 124 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,628 WE CAN HOLD A RAFFLE. 125 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,863 THAT'S GREAT. WHAT WOULD WE RAFFLE? 126 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,098 THE VIPER! 127 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,299 SALLY, THAT CHECK IS GONNA BOUNCE 128 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,668 AND THEY'RE GONNA COME AFTER US. 129 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:11,405 YES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US IN THE VIPER! 130 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,005 OK. 131 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,307 WE RAN YOUR CREDIT REPORT. 132 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,644 THEY SAY YOU DON'T EXIST. 133 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:19,379 OH, THAT'S WEIRD. SO CAN I TAKE THE CAR NOW? 134 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:21,515 NO. MY MANAGER ALSO TOLD ME 135 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,151 YOU ONLY HAVE $1,300 IN THE BANK. 136 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:26,186 WELL, THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE. WHO DID HE GET THAT FROM? 137 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,155 THE BANK. 138 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,189 ALL RIGHT, BILL, 139 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,558 WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS CAR? 140 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,659 WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE. 141 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,827 LESS MONEY UP FRONT AND A SERIES OF PICKUP PAYMENTS, 142 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:35,529 FINANCE THE BACK END AGAINST THE DEFICIT DOWN LEASE. 143 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:36,897 WE'LL LAUNCH FISCAL PAYOFF 144 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,468 OR SIMPLY SPREAD THE DOWN ACROSS THE TERM AND USE ASSET COLLATERAL. 145 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,236 BILL, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS CAR? 146 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,341 [SIGHS] 147 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,010 OH, THAT WAS... 148 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,680 OH, I KNOW. JUST WONDERFUL. 149 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,748 THANK YOU FOR A GOOD TIME. 150 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:58,652 OH. THANK YOU FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME WHEN I SAID NO. 151 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,489 YOU'RE A GREAT GUY. 152 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,558 OH...YOU'RE TERRIFIC, TOO. 153 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,460 THAT'S WHY THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HARD TO SAY, 154 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,596 BUT, ANITA... 155 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,298 I DON'T THINK I CAN MARRY YOU. 156 00:07:11,331 --> 00:07:12,032 YOU CAN'T? 157 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:13,200 NO. ALTHOUGH I KNOW IT WOULD BE 158 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,702 THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO. 159 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,136 I--I'M JUST NOT READY. 160 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,538 OH, DICK. 161 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,106 I JUST GOT THROUGH A REALLY MESSY DIVORCE, 162 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,373 AND I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED. 163 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,343 I DON'T EVEN WANT A RELATIONSHIP. 164 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:26,013 SO... 165 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:28,181 THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT. 166 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,450 OH. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 167 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:33,286 THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT. 168 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,354 REALLY? 169 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,124 WELL, YOU KNOW-- I--I HOPE THAT YOU'RE OK WITH THIS. 170 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,458 OK? 171 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,528 I'M JIM DANDY! 172 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:44,164 I HAD NO IDEA THIS SORT OF RANDOM COUPLING EXISTED. 173 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,767 OUTSIDE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM. 174 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,536 TELL ME, ARE THERE A LOT OF WOMEN 175 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,870 WHO FEEL THE WAY YOU DO, 176 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,106 AND DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE THEIR PHONE NUMBERS? 177 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,076 NOW ADD THE 5 AND CARRY THE 2. 178 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,277 GOT IT. 179 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,013 ALL RIGHT, HARRY, I THINK I'VE FINALLY WORKED IT OUT. 180 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,949 IF WE GIVE BILL OUR $1,300 DOWN 181 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,317 AND GET A PAYMENT OF $70 A MONTH... 182 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,118 WHICH WE CAN AFFORD. 183 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:05,919 RIGHT. 184 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,020 THE CAR WOULD BE PAID OFF 185 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:10,190 IN 2073. 186 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,694 IT'LL BE AN ANTIQUE BY THEN. 187 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,830 WE COULD MAKE MONEY ON THIS CAR. 188 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:19,266 LET'S GO FIND DICK'S CHECKBOOK. COME ON. 189 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:21,101 SO YOU GUYS ARE GETTING A NEW CAR? 190 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,302 YEAH. A VIPER. 191 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,704 A VIPER? 192 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:25,238 WHAT A RIDICULOUS WASTE OF MONEY. 193 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,940 DON'T TELL ME. TELL SALLY. 194 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,508 GOOD. I THOUGHT YOU WANTED IT. 195 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,078 YOU KNOW, TO IMPRESS ALL THOSE VAPID BIMBOS AT SCHOOL. 196 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,981 NO. NO. 197 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,283 YOU MEAN LIKE, UH... 198 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,217 TINA EMORY? 199 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,919 DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE HAD ON TODAY? 200 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:41,722 OH, GOD! WITH THE--UGH! 201 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:47,795 UH...WOULD YOU JUST EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A SECOND? 202 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,899 SALLY, WE HAVE GOT TO GET THAT VIPER! 203 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,701 HELLO, FAMILY! 204 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:54,902 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS. 205 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,738 I HAD SEX AGAIN. 206 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,309 OH, NO. 207 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,977 IF YOU AND ALBRIGHT ARE BACK TOGETHER, 208 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:06,179 I'M JUST GONNA FRAG US ALL. 209 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:06,947 NO. 210 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,381 NO, IT WASN'T MARY. 211 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,984 IT WAS ANITA PALONE. 212 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:13,320 A FABULOUS DIVORCEE I MET AT THE MOVIES. 213 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,623 OH, A LITTLE CASUAL SEX. 214 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,690 CASUAL SEX? 215 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,459 YEAH, YOU KNOW. A PASSIONATE TRYST WITH A STRANGER. 216 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,896 YES! YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I HAD. CASUAL SEX. 217 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:26,233 WHAM BAM, THANK YOU, DELIVERYMAN. 218 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,501 NOTHING COULD BE SWEETER 219 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:32,272 THAN AN EATER IN THE THEATER. 220 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:32,940 WOW. 221 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:33,941 Sally: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 222 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,744 DICK. SO YOU JUST MET HER, AND THEN... 223 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:37,811 DID YOU, UH, DID YOU USE... 224 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:38,879 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 225 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,914 A 3-PACK. 226 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,085 RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE, BUT 227 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:47,821 I TURNED THEM INSIDE OUT. 228 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:52,459 OH, GOD, YOU ARE SO SELFISH. 229 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,595 THURSDAY'S GOOD? 230 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,631 YEAH. THURSDAY'S GOOD. 231 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,401 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 232 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,502 FOR YOU. 233 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,170 FOR WHAT? 234 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:03,804 FOR RECOMMENDING 235 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,906 MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE. 236 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,175 OH, I TAKE IT YOU LIKED IT. 237 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,843 OH, NO. IT WAS GOD-AWFUL. 238 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:13,513 BUT I MET A WOMAN IN LINE. A FABULOUS WOMAN. 239 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,115 OHH! 240 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,283 WELL, THAT'S NICE, DICK. 241 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,185 OH, I'LL SAY. WE HAD SEX IN MY CAR. 242 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,587 YOU DID WHAT?! 243 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,521 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER, 244 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,758 BUT IT WAS GREAT. 245 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,293 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 246 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,494 OH, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL. 247 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,029 IT WAS CASUAL SEX. 248 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,598 THAT'S THE GREAT THING. 249 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,833 OH, YES. 250 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,134 CONGRATULATIONS. 251 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,803 YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT ALL STARTED 252 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,970 WITH THESE RAISINETS. 253 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:37,938 I HAD THEM IN MY POCKET-- 254 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,239 [BELL RINGS] 255 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,074 OH, DAMN! I HAVE A CLASS. 256 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,342 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'LL HAVE LUNCH, 257 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,714 AND I'LL FILL YOU GUYS IN ON ALL THE SEXY DETAILS, OK? 258 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:51,752 AND THAT, OF COURSE, LED TO THE BIG BANG. 259 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,621 AND YOU JUST MET IN LINE AT THE THEATER? 260 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,023 YOU RULE! 261 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,257 IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. 262 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,225 DR. SOLOMON, UM, 263 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,994 I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS DIALOGUE. 264 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:01,929 OH, NO, DON'T BE. 265 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,130 JUST IN WRAPPING UP THIS SECTION, 266 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,899 I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT AFTER SUCH A WONDERFUL NIGHT, 267 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:09,036 FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE, I'LL NEVER FORGET ANITA. 268 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:09,903 ANITA! 269 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,571 ANITA PALONE. 270 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,274 ANITA PALONE? THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME. 271 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,645 THIS WOMAN SAID THAT SHE WAS FROM PITTSBURGH. 272 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,713 MY MOM LIVES IN PITTSBURGH, 273 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,050 AND...SHE WAS VISITING ME THIS WEEKEND. 274 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:26,386 WELL, THEN IT MUST BE HER! 275 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,255 MY GOD, BUG! 276 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,057 HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN IN MY CLASS FOR 3 YEARS 277 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:34,194 AND NEVER MENTIONED HOW INCREDIBLY HOT YOUR MOM WAS?! 278 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,366 TALK ABOUT COINCIDENCE! 279 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,438 HI, MARY. 280 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:45,939 NINA. 281 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,507 HELLO, MR. GOODBAR. 282 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,610 [SING-SONG] I HAVE NEWS. 283 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,781 YOU NAILED THE SCRUBWOMAN IN THE BROOM CLOSET. 284 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:55,282 NO. 285 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,817 NO. YOU REMEMBER MY TELLING YOU 286 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,718 ABOUT MY ONE-NIGHT STAND? 287 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,221 RINGS A BELL. 288 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,357 TURNS OUT SHE'S BUG'S MOTHER. 289 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,358 HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT? 290 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,762 OH, I WAS RHAPSODIZING ABOUT IT IN CLASS. 291 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:11,564 ONCE I TOLD HIM HER NAME, BUG GUESSED. 292 00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,601 YOU DON'T CARE WHOSE FEELINGS YOU HURT. 293 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,435 LIKE WHO? 294 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,771 BUG, FOR INSTANCE? 295 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,006 I DIDN'T REALIZE. 296 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,008 OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. 297 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,609 WELL, WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? 298 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,476 I'M NOT. 299 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,177 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 300 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,213 I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU DO, 301 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:29,216 YOU HUGE ASS! 302 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,550 YOU KNOW, IF I WERE THE DEAN, 303 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,220 I'D SLAP YOU IN THE FACE. 304 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,957 HEY! 305 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,559 YOU'RE NOT THE DEAN! 306 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,693 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 307 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,230 YOU KNOW, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. 308 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,298 THOSE WHO WANT LOVING, MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS 309 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,235 AND THOSE WHO HOP FROM BED TO BED HAVING MEANINGLESS SEX! 310 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,171 YES. I WAS THE FORMER, NOW I'M THE LATTER. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 311 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,340 YOU KNOW, IF I WERE DR. ALBRIGHT, 312 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,375 I'D SLAP YOU IN THE FACE. 313 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,711 HEY! 314 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,248 YOU'RE NOT DR. ALBRIGHT! 315 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,186 AND THE VIPER... 316 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,957 HAS 420 HORSEPOWER. 317 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,192 WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. 318 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,427 OH, IT'S PLENTY. 319 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,729 OH. 320 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,598 TINA EMORY. WHAT A SURPRISE. 321 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,035 GEE, TOMMY, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SO POPULAR. 322 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,437 NOW YOU KNOW. 323 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,940 AND YOU'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS WITH TINA. 324 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,209 YES, I AM. 325 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,212 WE MET AT SCHOOL WHEN HE TOLD ME HE WAS GETTING A VIPER. 326 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,446 WHERE IS THE VIPER, ANYWAY? 327 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,747 OH, IT'S COMING. 328 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,049 WHEN IS IT COMING? 329 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,986 'CAUSE I HATE TO HAVE TO KEEP RIDING TO SCHOOL 330 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,188 IN DOUG TOFFLER'S TRANS AM. 331 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,857 WELL, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY AT ALL. 332 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,893 UH...I'LL-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 333 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,862 I'LL BE...RIGHT BACK. 334 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,397 DICK, I'M IN VERY BIG TROUBLE. 335 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,464 WE NEED THAT VIPER NOW! 336 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,966 WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 337 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,201 MY LOVE LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. 338 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,602 AHH! 339 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,238 LOOKING FOR A LITTLE CASUAL SEX, EH? 340 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,240 I WOULD BE HAPPY TO GET TO CASUAL FIRST BASE 341 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,708 WITH THIS ONE. 342 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,143 DON'T SWEAT IT, TOMMY. 343 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,577 YOU'LL GET THERE. 344 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,513 OF COURSE, YOU MIGHT GET SLAPPED A COUPLE OF TIMES 345 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,480 IN THE PROCESS. 346 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,017 BUT YOU WILL HAVE A BALL. 347 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,251 COOL. 348 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,186 TRUE, THERE'S A CHANCE THAT YOU'LL LOSE A LITTLE SELF-RESPECT, 349 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,388 BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN. 350 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,656 SOUNDS GOOD. 351 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,925 THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T COMPARE 352 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,628 THOSE FEW SEEDY MOMENTS WITH A RELATIONSHIP THAT ONCE MEANT... 353 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,797 EVERYTHING TO YOU. 354 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,067 OK. 355 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,869 IF THAT SOUNDS GOOD... 356 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,439 GO FOR IT. 357 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,574 [SOBBING] 358 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,279 COME ON IN, FOLKS. PLEASE. 359 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,514 I HAVE SOME NEWS. 360 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,750 WE, UH, AHEM... 361 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,052 WE GOT THE DEAL! 362 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,087 FOR 1,300 DOWN AND $70 A MONTH? 363 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:47,654 EXACTLY. 364 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,522 YES! 365 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,858 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 366 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,861 YOU GOT THE NUMBERS RIGHT, BUT YOU MISSPELLED VIPER. 367 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,564 IT'S SPELLED "PINTO." 368 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,531 OOH! 369 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,099 PINTO. 370 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,100 PINTO. PINTO. PINTO. 371 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,334 PINTO. PINTO. PINTO. 372 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,970 IS THAT LIKE A SOUPED UP VIPER? 373 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,037 ACTUALLY, NO. 374 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,173 IT'S THAT BROWN ONE RIGHT OUT THERE. 375 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,774 PINTO. 376 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,344 THAT? 377 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,312 OH. 378 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,681 BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU FED THE VIPER. 379 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,183 "FED THE VIPER." NO, SALLY. 380 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,450 PLEASE. 381 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,953 I WANT TO MAKE YOUR DREAM OF HAVING A CAR 382 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:20,920 COME TRUE, 383 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,223 AND AFTER REVIEWING YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION, 384 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,225 I'VE CHOSEN A FORD PINTO FOR YOU 385 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,926 AND YOUR DRIVING NEEDS. 386 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,097 THAT'S WHAT I DO, SALLY. I'M A PROFESSIONAL. 387 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,931 I DON'T WANT A PINTO. 388 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,200 I DON'T WANT ONE. 389 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,601 I HEAR YOU, SALLY. I DO. 390 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,169 TELL YOU WHAT. LET ME CHECK INVENTORY. 391 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,772 SAY. THERE'S A '75 NOVA OUT BACK 392 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,375 THAT I WAS SAVING FOR A FRIEND. 393 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,543 HEY. 394 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,013 [CLICKS TONGUE] YEAH. 395 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,780 OK. OK, WE CAN'T PANIC. 396 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,050 WE CANNOT LET THAT VIPER SLIP AWAY. 397 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,052 THIS GUY HAS TO HAVE A WEAKNESS. I MEAN... 398 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:52,852 WHAT? I'VE GOT IT! 399 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:53,886 WE CAN'T WIN. 400 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,722 WHAT? 401 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,824 WE CAN'T WIN. 402 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,460 THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUY. 403 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,296 HE'S A SOUL SUCKER. 404 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,764 DEAR GOD. 405 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,898 YOU'RE RIGHT. 406 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,600 WE'VE ENCOUNTERED HIS KIND BEFORE. 407 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,302 HE'S AN EVIL FORCE OF NATURE. 408 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,903 A BLACK HOLE. 409 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,772 HE FEEDS ON OUR DESPERATION. 410 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,041 TOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 411 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,908 IT JUST MAKES HIM STRONGER. 412 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,844 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO, LIEUTENANT. 413 00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,047 WE'VE GOT TO WALK AWAY. 414 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,614 NO, NO, NO, NO! 415 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,582 I HATE WALKING! 416 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,717 WE'VE GOT TO! 417 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:26,953 WELL... 418 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,622 I MADE A FRIEND CRY. 419 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,193 BUT THE NOVA'S YOURS, SALLY. 420 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195 SALLY? 421 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:40,867 NO. 422 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,603 YES! YOU CAN DRIVE HER HOME TODAY. 423 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,973 NO. 424 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,608 HUH? 425 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,510 I SAID NO. 426 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:51,278 COME ON, SALLY, 427 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,012 I AM READY TO MAKE THIS DEAL. 428 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,614 HA HA HA HA! 429 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,449 NO! 430 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,717 I'LL THROW IN FLOOR MATS, FABRIC GUARD, 431 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,918 AND UNDERCOATING. 432 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,387 OK, BOYS, STEP ASIDE. 433 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,622 YOU HAVE TAKEN THE JOYFUL EXPERIENCE OF BUYING A CAR 434 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,158 AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING UGLY! 435 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,731 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, BUDDY? 436 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,033 A CAR SALESMAN. 437 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,001 THAT'S RIGHT. 438 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:19,239 A BIG STEAMING PILE OF CAR SALESMAN! 439 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,242 WELL, YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A SALE! 440 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,477 COME ON, BOYS! 441 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,186 MARY, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW 442 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,354 I'VE MADE IT UP TO BUG. 443 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,690 I GAVE HIM AN "A" ON HIS TEST. 444 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:38,925 YOU FAKED HIS GRADE? 445 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,059 YES. I MADE THINGS RIGHT. 446 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,728 OH, DICK, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 447 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,697 WHY NOT? 448 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,066 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! 449 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,269 I WANT YOU TO THINK, DICK. 450 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,173 I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT HOW YOUR ACTIONS AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE. 451 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,408 WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER STUDENTS IN YOUR CLASS, 452 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,609 THE ONES YOU'VE HURT? 453 00:17:56,643 --> 00:18:00,347 SURE, THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE NOT VULNERABLE, BUT THEY ARE. 454 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:03,183 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU THIS CONCERNED ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE. 455 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,852 IS THIS ABOUT YOU? 456 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,355 YES, IT'S ABOUT ME. 457 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,590 BUT, MARY, WE'RE BROKEN UP. 458 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,858 WE HAVE BEEN FOR MONTHS. 459 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:15,094 I KNOW, BUT... THERE'S STILL SOME STUPID PART OF ME 460 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,963 THAT THOUGHT WE MIGHT GET BACK TOGETHER. 461 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,598 I HAVE THAT STUPID PART, TOO! 462 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,067 FORGET IT. WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 463 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,068 WHY NOT? 464 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,436 'CAUSE YOU RUINED IT. 465 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,405 I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY RUINED EVERYTHING 466 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,074 I COULD POSSIBLY RUIN! 467 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,477 WELL, YOU MISSED A SPOT. 468 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,580 OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 469 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,548 ANITA WAS A MISTAKE. 470 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,749 IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE, 471 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,786 BUT THEN IT WAS SO... EMPTY. 472 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,422 NOT LIKE WITH YOU. 473 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,657 I'M SORRY. 474 00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,295 HUGS? 475 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,533 OK, BUT DON'T GRIND ME. 476 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,671 DR. SOL-- 477 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,475 WOW. YOU'LL NAIL ANYTHING THAT MOVES. 478 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,810 COME HERE. 479 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,778 PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT ALONE WITH-- 480 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,349 BUG, UH, SIT DOWN, BUG. 481 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:13,286 I'VE LEARNED A LOT OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS, BUG, AND... 482 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,087 I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT... 483 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,290 I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. 484 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:20,493 ALSO, I FEEL IT ONLY FAIR 485 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,563 TO GIVE YOU THE GRADE YOU DESERVE, 486 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,898 WHICH, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IS AN "F." 487 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:26,599 OHH! 488 00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,335 OH, FIRST YOU AND MY MOM, 489 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,102 AND NOW YOU'RE GIVING ME AN "F"? 490 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,371 OH, MAN. 491 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,740 BUG! 492 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:37,810 DAD. 493 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,978 FRANKIE. 494 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,281 PAULY. 495 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,452 IS THIS THE ILLUSTRIOUS DR. SOLOMON? 496 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,320 YES, THAT'S ME. AND YOU ARE? 497 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,988 SO ANGRY! 498 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,857 DAD-- SHUT UP, SON. 499 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,125 I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST CARING WAY. 500 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:54,827 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, MR. PALONE. 501 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,297 I WAS JUST TELLING BUG HOW CONCERNED I WAS 502 00:19:57,330 --> 00:20:00,433 ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S LURID SEXCAPADES. 503 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,769 WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT? 504 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,804 YOU'D THINK THIS WAS THE FIRST WOMAN YOU EVER HAD. 505 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,005 WELL, NOT TO BRAG, 506 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:09,041 BUT ACTUALLY, IT'S MY SECOND. 507 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,778 OH, A LADIES' MAN. 508 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,679 BIG SHOT. 509 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,347 SMOOTH TALKER. 510 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:15,715 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! 511 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,783 NO, NO, NO. HOLD ON. 512 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,286 I'M JUST TRYING TO SET MY HOUSE IN ORDER. 513 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,021 GRANTED, HAVING SEX WITH HER IN MY CAR IS FUN-- 514 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,491 YOU HAD IT IN YOUR CAR? 515 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,160 DON'T HIT HIM! 516 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,296 LET ME GO! 517 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,499 I DON'T CARE IF I EVER PLAY THE HARP AGAIN! 518 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,966 AAH! 519 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,569 I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM! 520 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,708 I WONDER HOW LONG I CAN CONVINCE TINA 521 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,109 THAT THE VIPER'S IN THE SHOP. 522 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,711 OH, PROBABLY A LONG TIME. 523 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,348 YEAH. SHE'S NOT THE SHINIEST COIN IN THE FOUNTAIN. 524 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,216 DON'T WORRY, TOMMY. 525 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,584 WE'LL GET A CAR EVENTUALLY. 526 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,519 IT WAS JUST OUR BAD LUCK 527 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,587 THAT WE HAPPENED TO GET THE ONE CAR SALESMAN 528 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,557 WHO GIVES HIS WHOLE PROFESSION A BAD NAME. 529 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,792 HEY! 530 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:00,593 GROOVY MEAT MONOCLE. 531 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,362 OH, THANKS. 532 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,031 NO MORE CASUAL SEX FOR YOU. 533 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,199 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS CASUAL SEX. 534 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,602 IT HAS ALL THESE REPERCUSSIONS. 535 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,603 WELL, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T 536 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,872 IF YOU'D JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 537 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,006 IF I HADN'T TALKED ABOUT IT, 538 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,509 I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT SOMETHING WONDERFUL. 539 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,277 THAT MARY STILL CARES ABOUT ME. 540 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:30,757 OH, LIKE I SAID, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT. 541 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,826 EXCUSE ME, BUT IS THIS THE LINE FOR THE 3:15 SHOW? 542 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,062 NO, NO. N-NO, YOU DON'T! 543 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,464 I'M JUST HERE TO SEE A MOVIE. 544 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,599 I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU! 545 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,969 PLEASE, JUST TAKE SOME RAISINETS AND GO. 546 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:43,836 LEAVE ME ALONE! 547 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,771 GO ON! 548 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,374 GO ON! 549 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,675 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 550 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,711 KEEP RUNNING, YOU VULGAR SLUT! 36428

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