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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED MEG...
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"LOOKING DOWN
AT HER OLD DRESS.
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"I DON'T THINK IT'S
FAIR FOR SOME GIRLS
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"TO HAVE PLENTY
OF PRETTY THINGS
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"AND OTHER GIRLS
NOTHING AT ALL,
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ADDED LITTLE AMY
WITH AN INJURED
SNIFF."
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[SNIFF]
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HARRY, DO YOU HAVE TO
BE DOING THAT
RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH. I GOT
A 500-WORD BOOK REPORT
DUE FOR NIGHT SCHOOL.
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"IT'S SO DREADFUL
TO BE POOR,
SIGHED--
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
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LISTEN, THE KEY
TO STUDYING
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IS FINDING
THE SHORT CUTS,
ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, LATER
WE'LL GO OUT,
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WE'LL BUY YOU
SOME CLIFF NOTES.
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IT'S LIKE
AN EASY LITTLE
SYNOPSIS, ALL RIGHT?
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IT'LL TAKE YOU
10 MINUTES.
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OOH, WHAT A RELIEF.
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I DON'T MIND READIN'.
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IT'S READIN' BOOKS
THAT I HATE.
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HARRY, WHY AREN'T
YOU STUDYING?
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OH, DON'T WORRY, DICK.
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TOMMY AND I ARE
GOING TO GO OUT LATER
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AND JUST BUY
A BOOK REPORT.
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AH...
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GOOD MAN.
MAKE ME PROUD.
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HEY, DICK, DON'T
FORGET YOUR LUNCH.
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OH, NO, I'M SORRY.
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I'M MEETING
OFFICER DON
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AT THE POLICE
STATION FOR LUNCH.
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OH, MAKE SURE HE
SHOWS YOU THE TANK.
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THE TANK?
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YEAH, BUT DON'T
GET TOO CLOSE,
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OTHERWISE
THE INMATES WILL START
HOOTIN' AND HOLLERIN'
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AND TELLING YOU
THEY LOVE YOU.
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OH...I'D BETTER PUT ON
MY NEW TIE.
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WELL, DICK,
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THIS IS IT.
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THE TANK.
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OH...OH,
LOOK AT THEM,
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THEIR DEEP-SET EYES
DARTING WITH
EVIL BRILLIANCE.
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WHAT'D THEY DO, DON?
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WELL, THAT ONE'S
A LOITERER,
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AND THAT GUY
WAS SCREAMING
AT A FIRE HYDRANT.
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YOU--FRESH MEAT--
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
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UP YOURS.
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DON'T RILE 'EM UP.
THEY'RE BAD NEWS.
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OH, THIS PLACE
IS SO CREEPY, DON.
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I KNEW JAILS
HAD BARS,
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BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE SO
CONFINING.
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THAT'S KIND OF
THE IDEA.
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DON,
I CAN'T GET OUT.
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DON, HELP ME.
GET ME OUT! DON!
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DICK...
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TURN YOUR HEAD.
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ALL RIGHT,
GET BACK, GET BACK!
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SO...IF HE CAN'T PAY
HIS FINE, HE JUST--
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WELL, HE'LL JUST
SIT THERE FOR
A FEW DAYS
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AND THINK ABOUT
WHAT HE'S DONE.
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AND THAT'LL TEACH HIM
THAT JAIL IS A DIRTY,
HORRIBLE PLACE,
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AND HE'LL NEVER
WANT TO RETURN?
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EXACTLY.
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IN FACT, THIS IS
THE FIFTH TIME
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HE'S LEARNED
THAT VERY LESSON.
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THE FIFTH TIME?
WHY DOES HE KEEP
COMING BACK?
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AH, IT'S JUST
THE WAY THEY ARE.
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THEN WHAT'S THE POINT
OF THIS PLACE?
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IT'S JUST
A REVOLVING DOOR,
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A HOPELESS HOTEL
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WHOSE RESIDENTS
CHECK IN AND OUT
BETWEEN CRIMES.
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AND YOU, DON,
YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN
A BELLHOP WITH A BADGE.
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I AM NOT.
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HEY, CAN I GET
A CLEAN TOWEL
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AND A WALL STREET
JOURNAL?
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WILL YOU
SHUT UP IN THERE?!
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NOW, LISTEN HERE,
DICK,
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THIS SYSTEM IS
THE ONLY WAY WE'VE GOT
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TO TEACH THESE GUYS
A LESSON.
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WHAT ABOUT GIVING THEM
A LITTLE GUIDANCE?
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UH, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE.
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WELL, MAYBE
YOU SHOULD.
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UNLIKE YOU, I HAPPEN
TO HAVE FAITH IN
THE HUMAN RACE.
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I CAN TAKE ANY ONE
OF THESE MEN,
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REHABILITATE HIM,
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AND MAKE HIM
A PRODUCTIVE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
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YOU'RE MAD,
SOLOMON.
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AM I?
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COME ON, YOU, YOU'RE
COMING HOME WITH ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M GOING TO PAY
HIS FINE AND MAKE
HIM WHOLE AGAIN.
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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
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NOTHING WILL DETER ME
FROM SAVING THIS MAN.
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OK. HIS FINE
IS $1,500.
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OOH.
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HOW MUCH FOR
THE SKINNY ONE?
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UH, 750.
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AND THE SHORT HAIR
IN THE CORNER?
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EDDIE? 100 BUCKS.
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WRAP HIM UP.
I'LL TAKE HIM.
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WELL, I READ
IN A MAGAZINE
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IT WAS A PROSTHETIC.
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OH, MY GOD, WHAT A MESS.
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBED.
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NO. IT'S JUST PEPPER
ACTING OUT.
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HE HATES IT WHENEVER
I LEAVE THE HOUSE.
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AND YOU
PUT UP WITH IT?
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WELL, I DON'T
REALLY GO OUT MUCH.
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ALL THIS DOG DOES IS
JUMP ALL OVER YOU
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AND RUIN
YOUR FURNITURE.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP HIM?
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DICK GAVE HIM TO ME.
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AND?
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AND WE'VE BROKEN UP.
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SO...
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SO THERE'S NO REASON
WHY I SHOULD KEEP
THIS STUPID DOG.
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VERY GOOD.
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COME ON, PEPPER.
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LET'S GO SEE DADDY.
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LOOK,
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU PAYING MY FINE
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AND THE SOUP AND THE
3-PACK OF UNDERPANTS
AND EVERYTHING...
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BUT I BETTER GET GOING.
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NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO ANYWHERE.
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YOU'RE STAYING
HERE WITH US.
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THANKS, BUT YOU'VE
DONE ENOUGH.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM,
EDDIE--
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NO ONE'S
DONE ENOUGH.
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NO ONE'S EVER TAKEN
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOU.
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BUT I WILL.
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THIS HOUSE, EDDIE...
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IS A HOUSE OF LOVE.
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BUT BE WARNED--
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IT IS ALSO A HOUSE
OF DISCIPLINE.
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THERE WILL BE
RULES, YES.
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THERE WILL BE A CURFEW.
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HOWEVER, THAT CURFEW
IS 3 A.M.,
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SO IT SHOULDN'T
CRAMP YOUR STYLE.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, SALLY, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET EDDIE,
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MY PLAIN OLD
REGULAR FRIEND EDDIE.
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HE'S BEEN IN PRISON.
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OK, BEND OVER.
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SALLY, SALLY,
HE'S A FRIEND.
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HE'S A GUEST.
YOU WILL TREAT HIM
WITH RESPECT.
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DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
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HE'S CLEAN.
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YEAH, GOOD.
I KNEW HE WOULD BE.
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WELL, THAT WAS A COMPLETE
WASTE OF TIME.
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THE BOOKSTORE'S
OUT OF CLIFF NOTES,
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AND YOU
SPEND 2 1/2 HOURS
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CHATTING UP THE GIRL
AT THE VISOR HUT.
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YEAH...WHO HAD
HEARD OF THE BOOK
LITTLE WOMEN.
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OK,
THAT WAS HELPFUL.
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BUT NOW I GOT TO
SPEND ALL NIGHT
READING THE BOOK.
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
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WE'LL GO TO
THE VIDEO STORE,
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WE'LL RENT LITTLE WOMEN,
THE MOTION PICTURE,
ALL RIGHT?
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IN 2 HOURS YOU'LL
KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
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OH, HARRY, TOMMY,
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I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
OUR NEW FRIEND
EDDIE.
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HE'S A CRIMINAL.
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WHOA.
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EDDIE, THE BATHROOM
IS RIGHT IN THERE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TAKE
A NICE HOT SHOWER
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AND SCRUB OFF THE STENCH
OF INCARCERATION?
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HE MEANS TO KILL US.
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OH, HUSH.
HOW DARE YOU?!
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THIS MAN
IS A HUMAN BEING,
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AND RIGHT NOW
HE'S GIVING ME
SOMETHING TO DO.
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DICK, ISN'T THIS
A MAJOR SECURITY
BREACH?
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OH, NONSENSE.
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IT'S A MAGNIFICENT
EXPERIMENT.
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I INTEND TO PROVE
THAT A NURTURING FAMILY
AND A SOLID ROLE MODEL
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CAN TURN A MAN'S
LIFE AROUND.
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AND WHO WOULD THAT
ROLE MODEL BE?
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YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT HIM,
SASS MOUTH.
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Mary: DICK?
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WELL, MARY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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RETURNING YOUR DOG.
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WELL, PEPPER'S
NOT MY DOG.
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HE WAS A GIFT.
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YEAH. A GIFT I DECIDED
I DON'T DESERVE.
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HERE, YOU TAKE HIM.
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OH, NO. I--I--I WOULDN'T
DREAM OF TAKING BACK
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A GIFT THAT I GAVE YOU.
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WELL, YOU TOOK BACK
THE STEREO YOU GAVE ME.
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THAT WAS
SURROUNDSOUND, BABY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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YOUR LEASE SAYS ABSOLUTELY,
POSITIVELY NO DOGS.
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WHY, ARE YOU
ALLERGIC?
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NO. I JUST GET NERVOUS.
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YOU KNOW HOW DOGS
LIKE TO DIG?
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I GOT 6 CATS BURIED
IN THE BACKYARD.
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OH. YOU BETTER
MAKE THAT 5.
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NOT MY PROBLEM.
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NOT MY DOG
ANYMORE.
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WE DON'T WANT HIM.
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WELL, I'M NOT
TAKING HIM BACK.
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OH, NATURALLY.
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NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY.
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I CAN SEE
THAT YET AGAIN,
IT FALLS UPON ME...
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TO MAKE SALLY
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
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OH, GREAT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
THAT MISERABLE CREATURE.
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YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT ME, AREN'T YOU?
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OH, YEAH.
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YOU CALL YOURSELF
A CANINE?
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YOU MAKE ME SICK!
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WIPE THAT SMIRK
OFF YOUR FACE!
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FROM NOW ON, WHEN I
SAY BARK, YOU SAY
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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OR RATHER BARK IT
AS IF TO SAY,
"HOW LOUD, SIR?"
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DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME,
PRIVATE TICKBAIT?
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AT EASE, SOLDIER.
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WOW...
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I THINK YOU REALLY
GOT THROUGH TO HIM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST GOT TO
SHOW 'EM WHO'S BOSS.
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YOU LEAD,
THEY FOLLOW.
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[BARKING]
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OH, IT'S THAT DAMN
SQUIRREL AGAIN.
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[BARKING]
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DOWN, PEPPER!
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WOW!
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YOU KNOW, ALBRIGHT,
IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF REALLY--
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[BARKING]
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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[BARKING]
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SO, UH, WHAT DO
YOU SAY WE JUST
GIVE HIM AWAY?
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SOUNDS GOOD.
OK.
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WELL, I HOPE
YOU'RE ENJOYING
YOUR MOVIE, TOMMY.
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HEY, IT IS NOT MY FAULT
THAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE
LITTLE WOMEN, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT LOOK, I GOT THE FLY.
230
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,218
WELL, HOW WONDERFUL
FOR YOU.
231
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,255
MEANWHILE, I STILL
HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED--
232
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,191
HEY...THAT'S GUY'S
HALF FLY.
233
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,297
HEY, ANY CALLS
FOR PEPPER YET?
234
00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,198
NO.
235
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,800
WELL, I PUT FLYERS UP
236
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,601
ON EVERY BULLETIN BOARD
ON CAMPUS.
237
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:02,903
HOW DID YOU
DESCRIBE HIM?
238
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,338
UH, BIG, YELLOW,
AND FREE.
239
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:06,640
[TELEPHONE]
240
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,676
YES! OK, REMEMBER,
LIE YOUR BUTT OFF.
241
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,978
I AM NOT GOING TO LIE.
242
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,579
HELLO.
243
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,047
YES.
244
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,383
WELL, UH, HIS NAME
IS PEPPER.
245
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,618
HE'S A YELLOW LAB.
246
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:22,890
HE'S VERY AFFECTIONATE.
247
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,292
LOVES PEOPLE.
248
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,928
AH. WELL, FAIR QUESTION.
249
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,864
UM, I'LL BE PERFECTLY
HONEST WITH YOU.
250
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,266
I'M DYING.
251
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,440
THANK YOU FOR GIVING
EDDIE A CHANCE,
MR. WEXLER.
252
00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,909
NO PROBLEM.
253
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,911
THERE ARE JUST A COUPLE
OF RULES DOWN HERE
254
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:47,214
IN THE AUDIO-VISUAL
DEPARTMENT, EDDIE.
255
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:50,283
YOU START AT 9:00,
YOU GET A 45-MINUTE LUNCH,
256
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,887
AND ALL EQUIPMENT
REQUEST FORMS GO RIGHT HERE.
257
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,156
NOTHING...
258
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,958
NOTHIN'...
259
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,160
GOES OUT WITHOUT ONE.
260
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,028
OH, AND, UH...
261
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,495
AND ONE MORE RULE,
EDDIE.
262
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,097
YOU'LL NOTICE
THIS EQUIPMENT
IS CLEARLY MARKED
263
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,166
PROPERTY OF
PENDLETON UNIVERSITY.
264
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:07,534
IT'S FOR LENDING,
YOU KNOW.
265
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:11,371
NOT FOR, UM,
FOR STEALING.
266
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,340
YEAH. I GOT IT.
267
00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,909
WELL, I'LL LEAVE
YOU FELLAS TO IT.
268
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:19,412
OH, THIS IS SUCH
A PROUD MOMENT
FOR ME, EDDIE.
269
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,216
I'VE PLUCKED YOU
FROM YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
OF RECIDIVISM,
270
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,386
GIVEN YOU
GUIDANCE AND SUCCOR,
271
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:32,459
AND MADE YOU APPRECIATE
ONE OF LIFE'S MOST
PRECIOUS GIFTS--
272
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,494
FREEDOM!
273
00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,504
[DING]
274
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,539
DINNERTIME!
275
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,680
[CLANG]
276
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,249
DINNERTIME!
277
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,250
YOU WERE SERIOUS?
278
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,853
YES. NOW CHOP CHOP.
DINNER'S GETTING COLD.
279
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,189
BOY, SINCE WHEN
DO WE EAT TOGETHER?
280
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,158
WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
AND SHARE
OUR EVENING MEAL.
281
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,427
TO SHOW EDDIE AN EXAMPLE
OF A LOVING FAMILY.
282
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,929
I ALREADY
ATE, SORRY
283
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,397
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN
AND EAT AGAIN
284
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,599
IF I HAVE TO
SHOVE THE FOOD
DOWN YOUR THROAT.
285
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,301
NOW GET IN THERE!
286
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,572
LOOK OUT,
HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
287
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,308
All: OH!
288
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,045
EDDIE,
THINK ABOUT THIS.
289
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,313
PUT DOWN THE KNIFE.
290
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,848
YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS.
291
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:31,218
I DON'T WANT
TO CUT THE CHICKEN?
292
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,053
NOT BEFORE
WE'VE SAID GRACE.
293
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,555
WHO'S GOING TO SAY
GRACE? TOMMY,
HOW ABOUT YOU? HMM?
294
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,389
GRACE.
295
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,925
SAY IT.
296
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,462
THANK YOU FOR THIS
SECOND DINNER.
297
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,132
SURE TO BE
AN EXCRUCIATING
AND UNCOMFORTABLE--
298
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,134
AMEN. THANK YOU,
TOMMY.
299
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,669
HEY, WHO STOLE
MY SPOON?
300
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,476
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I FORGOT.
301
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,278
IT'S IN MY POCKET.
302
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,083
SO, UM, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY, SALLY?
303
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,652
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
304
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,655
AS A CONCERNED AND
LOVING FAMILY MEMBER,
305
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:11,758
I'M NATURALLY INTERESTED
IN HOW YOUR DAY WENT.
306
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,361
WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
307
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,229
EDDIE, HOW WAS
YOUR DAY?
308
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,301
WELL, I, UH, CHECKED
A FEW PROJECTORS OUT.
309
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,671
AND THEN A LITTLE
WHILE LATER,
310
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:28,041
I CHECKED THEM
BACK IN.
311
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:32,679
OH, TALK ABOUT BEING
THROWN IN THE DEEP END
ON YOUR FIRST DAY.
312
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,715
OH, UH, BY THE WAY,
I'LL BE NEEDING THE, UM,
313
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,385
THE OVERHEAD PROJECTOR
FOR MY MORNING CLASS
TOMORROW.
314
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,953
I'D BE HAPPY TO,
BUT I CAN'T.
315
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,689
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
HAS RESERVED IT.
316
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,758
OH, AND IS
PROFESSOR GREENWALD
SERVING YOU CHICKEN?
317
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,460
I DON'T THINK SO. NO.
318
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,164
NO, BUT HE
FILLED OUT THE FORM.
RULES IS RULES.
319
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,301
OH, THAT'S FUNNY. COMING
FROM A PROFESSIONAL
RULE-BREAKER.
320
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,635
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
321
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,873
WELL, I BELIEVE
IT'S A REFERENCE
TO YOUR LIFE OF CRIME.
322
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:02,709
LOOK. YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO TOLD ME
TO FOLLOW THE RULES.
323
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:03,877
WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?
324
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,045
MAYBE A LITTLE
GRATITUDE.
325
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,246
WELL, I AM GRATEFUL.
326
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,781
THEN SHOW IT TO ME
BY GIVING ME
THAT PROJECTOR!
327
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:09,682
NO!
328
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,318
YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE,
TWO-BIT THUG!
329
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,886
THAT'S IT.
I'M OUTTA HERE!
330
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,254
THAT'S RIGHT, RUN!
331
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,689
THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GOOD AT.
GOOD RIDDANCE!
332
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,929
WE OUGHT TO DO THIS
MORE OFTEN.
333
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:27,134
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
334
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,580
I ASSURE YOU,
HE GROWS ON YOU!
335
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,550
[CAR TIRES SCREECH]
336
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,191
COME ON, ALBRIGHT,
SAY GOOD-BYE
337
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,359
AND LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE ALREADY.
338
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,362
SO, UH, YOU'RE
GOING TO GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY NICE, RIGHT?
339
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,064
WELL, WE'LL GIVE HIM
TO SOMEBODY.
340
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,266
BUT NOT JUST ANYONE.
341
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,867
NO, NOT ANYONE.
342
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,004
THEY GOT TO COME IN HERE
AND HAVE 5 BUCKS.
343
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,475
HE'S IN GOOD HANDS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
344
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,709
YEAH, THE BEST.
345
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,311
YEAH.
346
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,047
IS EDDIE BACK YET?
347
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,215
NO. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
348
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,250
WELL, IF HE SHOWS UP,
TELL HIM HE'S FORGIVEN
349
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:21,621
AND GIVE HIM A WARM
SUPPORTIVE HUG FOR ME.
350
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,591
YEAH, DICK,
I'LL BE DOING THAT.
351
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,493
JUST A SECOND, GUYS.
I, UH,
352
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,362
LEFT MY NOTEBOOK
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
353
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,067
OH, I'M IN
BIG TROUBLE, TOMMY.
354
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,070
MY STUDY GROUP'S HERE,
I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
THE FIRST CHAPTER,
355
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,740
AND FOR THIS,
I BLAME YOU.
356
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,110
WELL, THEN THIS IS
A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
RIGHT HERE.
357
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,245
JUST GO IN THERE,
LISTEN TO WHAT
THEY HAVE TO SAY,
358
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,513
AND WRITE IT DOWN.
359
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,950
LISTEN...WRITE.
GOTCHA.
360
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:59,059
SO, THOSE WOMEN
WERE PRETTY LITTLE,
WEREN'T THEY?
361
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,965
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?
362
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,601
WHEN JO WENT TO THE CITY,
363
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,038
MY HEART WENT WITH HER.
364
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,574
HER DREAMS WERE SO PURE.
365
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:18,145
YEAH, PURELY
SELFISH.
366
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,013
SHE RUNS OFF
TO THE CITY,
367
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,414
LEAVES HER SISTER
OUT IN THE STICKS,
368
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,850
WHILE SHE PARTIED.
369
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,518
YEAH, WELL, I READ IT
DIFFERENTLY,
370
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,488
BUT PLEASE...CONTINUE.
371
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,624
DON'T LET HIM CONTINUE.
HE'S STUPID.
372
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,527
HARRY, IT'S GONE!
IT'S GONE!
373
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,395
WHOA! WHAT'S GONE?
374
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,664
THE RAMBLER. IT'S GONE.
AND SO IS EDDIE!
375
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,567
OH! SOMEONE STOLE
THE RAMBLER AND EDDIE!
376
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,370
NO, YOU IDIOT. EDDIE
STOLE THE RAMBLER.
377
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,837
OH...
378
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:50,710
THANK GOD.
379
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,011
OK, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
380
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,746
YOU BAILED THE GUY
OUT OF JAIL,
381
00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,014
YOU BROUGHT HIM
INTO YOUR HOME,
382
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:57,517
GAVE HIM THE KEYS
TO YOUR HOUSE,
TO YOUR CAR,
383
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,353
AND NOW YOU'RE SURPRISED
HE'S STOLEN IT.
384
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,689
OH, SURE,
HINDSIGHT IS 20-20.
385
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,524
UH, WE WOULD HAVE
WARNED YOU, DICK,
386
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,758
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE DID!
387
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,294
I KNOW YOU DID.
388
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,962
I WAS BLINDED
BY THE FERVOR
OF MY FAITH IN MANKIND.
389
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,265
DAMN MY LACK
OF CYNICISM!
390
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,066
HERE'S YOUR MAN, DICK.
391
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,601
OH, DON, THANK GOD!
392
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,536
YEAH, HE THOUGHT HE
COULD GET AWAY WITH IT,
393
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,972
BUT I HUNTED HIM DOWN
LIKE A DOG.
394
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:24,144
YOU BUMPED INTO ME
AT THE GROCERY STORE.
395
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,412
THAT'S HEARSAY.
396
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,680
OH, I'M
DISAPPOINTED, EDDIE.
397
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,616
YOU STOLE MY CAR,
AND YOU BROKE
MY HEART.
398
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,784
BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S THE WORST
THING OF ALL?
399
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,554
WHAT?
YOU STOLE
MY CAR!
400
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,422
SAYS WHO?
401
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,589
DO YOU WANT A TASTE
OF MY TASER?
402
00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,225
WELL, THEN YOU JUST
KEEP TALKING.
403
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,159
COME ON,
WE'RE GOING TO JAIL.
404
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,228
UH, NOT SO FAST.
405
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,431
EDDIE, I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED
A VALUABLE LESSON.
406
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,732
I KNOW I HAVE.
407
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:49,702
I GAVE YOU MY TRUST.
I GAVE YOU EVERY
BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
408
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,504
AND HOW DID YOU
REPAY ME?
409
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:55,275
BY TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF MY TRUSTING NATURE
AND BETRAYING ME.
410
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:58,111
I HOPE YOU FEEL REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, BAD.
411
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:58,978
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
412
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,046
OH, EDDIE
STOLE THE CAR.
413
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:00,747
WHICH ONE?
414
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,815
THAT CAR.
415
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,560
EDDIE, PLEASE,
YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
416
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,196
A MAN MAKES ONE MISTAKE,
AND YOU HOLD IT
AGAINST HIM FOR LIFE?
417
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,530
WORKS FOR YOU.
418
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,366
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR IRONY!
419
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:19,999
EDDIE!
420
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,268
SALLY!
MARY!
421
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,569
DICK, WHERE'S SALLY?
422
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,137
OH, WHO CARES?
423
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,138
EDDIE'S
LEAVING ME.
424
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,072
BUT I--
425
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,541
DOGS! DOGS!
DOGS! DOGS!
426
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:29,576
AM I THE ONLY ONE
AROUND HERE
427
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,044
WHO UNDERSTANDS
THE PHRASE "NO DOGS"?
428
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,513
WELL, I JUST HAVE
TO FIND SALLY.
429
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,482
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO SEE PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
430
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,516
WHERE DID THESE TWO
COME FROM?
431
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,684
WELL, THEY WERE
JUST SITTING
432
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,420
IN A COLD, HARD CELL
WITH NO CHEWIES.
433
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,322
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL FORGET ABOUT
THE PROJECTOR THING,
434
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,923
AND YOU FORGET ABOUT
THE FALSE ARRESTS.
435
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,691
NO WAY!
436
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,026
LOOK, EDDIE,
HAVE SOME MORE SOUP.
437
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,395
Eddie:
NO MORE SOUP!
438
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,062
Dick: NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S WARM.
439
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,266
LIKE YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT
NEW ENGLAND
440
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,068
IN THE 19th
CENTURY!
441
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:56,936
HEY, COULD YOU
KEEP IT DOWN?
442
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,638
I'M TRYING TO FINISH
MY REPORT OVER HERE.
443
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,974
YOU SHUT UP,
YOU CHEATER.
444
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,244
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. HOW MANY
WORDS DO YOU GOT?
445
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,213
498. I NEED 2 MORE WORDS.
446
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,182
OK, UH...
447
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,082
THE END.
448
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,618
GENIUS!
449
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,053
CHEATER!
450
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,988
THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING
WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
TOGETHER.
451
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,457
THAT'S WHAT I AM
THINKING OF.
452
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,792
ISN'T IT ENOUGH
THAT A BRILLIANT,
COMPASSIONATE MAN
453
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,361
NOW FEELS LIKE A FOOL?
454
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,862
Sally:
ALBRIGHT!
SALLY!
455
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,498
ALBRIGHT,
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
456
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,468
I KNOW. ME, TOO.
I FEEL SO BADLY
ABOUT WHAT WE'VE DONE.
457
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,670
I WENT TO THE POUND
TO FIND PEPPER,
BUT HE'S GONE!
458
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,373
NO, HE'S NOT.
SOLDIER!
459
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,208
PEPPER!
460
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:38,478
WHY IS THERE
ANOTHER DOG HERE?
461
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,513
MY DOG IS BACK!
462
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,550
OH, MY BOY,
HE MISSED ME.
463
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,523
EDDIE, DID I MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE TO YOUR LIFE?
464
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,559
IS THERE NOTHING THAT
YOU'LL REMEMBER FONDLY?
465
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,595
THE CHICKEN WASN'T BAD.
466
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,564
EDDIE, EDDIE,
IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN
THIS RELEASE FORM,
467
00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,731
I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
468
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,199
WHAT'S IT FOR?
469
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,569
UH, IT JUST
ABSOLVES US
OF ANY WRONGDOING
470
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,371
IN ARRESTING YOU
FOR NO REASON
471
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,740
AND WITH
NO EVIDENCE.
IT'S STANDARD.
472
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:09,509
I'LL HAVE
MY LAWYER
LOOK AT IT.
473
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,344
OH!
474
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:20,720
WELL, ALL IN ALL,
I THINK THINGS
WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL.
475
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,821
OH, I AGREE.
476
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,591
WE PREPARED EDDIE
NICELY FOR HIS RETURN
TO SOCIETY.
477
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,225
WELL, WE PROVED
HE DIDN'T STEAL
THE CAR.
478
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,761
HE'S GOT TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THAT.
479
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,531
WE HAVE NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT.
480
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,302
WHAT SAY WE NEVER SPEAK
OF THIS INCIDENT
EVERY AGAIN?
481
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,503
AGREED.
482
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,471
OF COURSE, UNLESS
WE'RE SUBPOENAED.
483
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,773
OH!
484
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:45,111
IN WHICH CASE,
WE'LL JUST LIE.
485
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,079
YES! YES!
486
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,151
YOU KNOW, I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.
487
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,487
IT'S NOT EASY
TO CHANGE A MAN.
488
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,822
OR A DOG.
YOU KNOW, I FOUND
489
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,257
IT'S VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE
TO TEACH A DOG,
490
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,827
ESPECIALLY AN OLD ONE,
ANYTHING NEW.
491
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,061
YOU KNOW, LIKE A TRICK.
492
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,263
WOW, THAT'S
A GOOD POINT.
493
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,133
OH, YOU GUYS, I GOT
MY BOOK REPORT BACK.
494
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,968
OH, YEAH,
WHAT'D YOU GET?
495
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,770
"PLEASE SEE ME."
496
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,473
WELL, WELL,
THERE YOU GO.
497
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:17,043
SHE WANTS TO
CONGRATULATE YOU
IN PERSON.
498
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,411
WELL, ALL RIGHT.
499
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,504
OH, EDDIE,
THAT'S FUNNY,
BUT LET ME OUT.
500
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,540
LIGHTS OUT!
LOCK IN!
501
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:55,382
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