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Growing up in Brooklyn,
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I always thought that traveling
to faraway places was something
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that only rich people did.
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At 13,
I'd never been out of New York,
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but all that was about to change.
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Class, I have an announcement.
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We're all going on a field trip
to Washington, DC.
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You just need to have your parents
sign your permission slips
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and sell 30 boxes of cookies
to cover the cost of the trip.
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Chris.
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If your people can't afford to pay cash,
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I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.
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She acts like it's caviar.
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It's just cookies, damn.
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How are we going to get there?
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We're chartering a bus.
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Prepare to sit in the back,
Birmingham.
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I'd like to sit you under a bus.
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Happy anniversary.
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What's this?
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Oh, baby,
you didn't have to get me anything!
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Oh, yes, he did.
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My father learned that the hard way.
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You're the one that told me
not to get you nothing!
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What you stab me for?!
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Rochelle!
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And it was just Arbor Day.
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Rochelle!
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Go ahead, open it.
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Let's see what you got me.
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This is so sweet, baby.
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Dreamgirls!
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Oh, Dreamgirls!
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Oh, baby!
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How did you get tickets to Dreamgirls?
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These are expensive.
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It's okay,
I got them from Risky.
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Risky?
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My father has gotten tickets
from Risky before--
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for the Ali-Frazier fight
at Madison Square Garden.
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What happened?
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Who's down? What happened?
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Man!
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He got him tickets to see
Patti LaBelle at Lincoln Center.
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What's she wearing?
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Did she throw her shoe yet?
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I got Patti's shoe!
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I got Patti's shoe!
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Smell it!
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Yes, Patti, I love you, girl!
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Don't worry,
we're gonna have a good time, okay?
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We are!
We're gonna have a good time!
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Thank you, baby.
You are the sweetest man in the world.
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Tonya, breakfast!
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Mama, I think something bit me.
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No, baby,
I don't think these are bites.
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You've got chicken pox.
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Who gave her chicken pox?
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Wasn't me.
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Want me to get the Robitussin?
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No, I don't think Robitussin's
gonna help this.
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Look, Chris and Drew,
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I don't need y'all getting sick,
so I need y'all to stay away from Tonya.
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That's like saying stay away
from a serial killer.
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Okay.
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Mom.
Did you sign my permission slip?
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It's in your book, baby.
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Permission for what?
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A field trip to Washington, DC.
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I need to sell cookies so I can go.
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Can you take a few boxes to work?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Chris,
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but I can't ask these people
to buy nothing else.
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I've sold Avon for your mother,
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wrapping paper for Tonya,
chocolate bars for Drew...
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Okay.
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No, no, no.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll buy two boxes for myself
to get you started.
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The rest,
you're gonna have to handle yourself.
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Thanks, Dad.
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With at least 100,000 people
living in Bed-Stuy,
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selling 28 boxes of cookies
couldn't be that hard.
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Hello?
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She said she was 18!
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Hey!
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Would you like to buy...
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Never mind.
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Would you like to buy some cookies?
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I'll take four.
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What are you doing?!
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He has diabetes.
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You trying to kill him?
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I can't believe it's harder
selling cookies than crack.
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My mother told us
to stay away from Tonya,
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but it was too late for Drew.
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You're gonna make it worse, boy.
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Stop scratching.
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Why don't she just tell him
to stop growing hair?
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But it itches.
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Sit over here.
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Mama, my booty itches.
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Oh, come here.
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Let me see.
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See, baby, you can't scratch,
you got to pat.
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See?
Does that feel better?
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Yes.
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All right, go back to bed, okay?
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Let me see.
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Ooh, 100 degrees,
that's not so bad.
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Here, lay down, get some rest.
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I'll come check on you later.
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And stop scratching.
You're making me itch.
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You find anyone?
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Nobody wants to baby-sit
kids with chicken pox.
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Well, there goes Dreamgirls.
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Thanks anyway, baby.
You know what?
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This would have been
the best present you ever gave me.
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It wouldn't be the first time
my parents missed something
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because one of us was sick.
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I got a coupon for a free dinner!
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Oh, I'm gonna get dressed.
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Mama, I have rabies!
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Damn!
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I got Michael Jackson tickets!
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Oh, I'll call the sitter.
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Mama, my eye fell out.
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Damn!
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We just won a trip to Miami!
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Ooh, I'm gonna go get packed!
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Ma, I think I broke my neck.
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Damn.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, Julius, it's okay.
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We'll just spend
another anniversary at home.
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At least we'll be together.
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You know what?
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These tickets are expensive.
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There's no reason why both of us
should sit at home.
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I'll watch the kids.
You go.
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Okay.
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If she had a ball,
she could have played for the Jets.
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Sheila!
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We're going to see Dreamgirls!
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That's right.
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Women never catch you in a lie
when you want them to.
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Okay.
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And I am telling you
I'm not going
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You're the best man
I've ever known
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And there's no way I could ever,
ever go
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Darling, there's no way
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No...
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I'm living without ya
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I'm not living without ya
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Not living without ya
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I don't want to be
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Free-e-e-e-e-e
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I'm staying
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I'm staying
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And you, you, you
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You're gonna love me...
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Jennifer, I'm coming!
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Daddy,
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can you scratch my booty?
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Please?
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Dude, you got to pull it together.
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This is the best field trip all year.
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I might get to see Tip O'Neill.
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Who?
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You've never heard of
Thomas Tip O'Neill?
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Not unless he's related to Shaquille.
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He's only like the most famous Speaker
of the House of Representatives ever.
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Well, I don't know what else I can do.
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I knocked on, like, 100 doors.
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Well, you better knock on
100 more, Jermaine,
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'cause if I'm not on that bus to DC,
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I'm gonna freedom march
all over your face.
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Counting the two boxes of cookies
I had sold to my dad,
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I had sold two boxes of cookies
and had one stolen.
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I needed a new strategy.
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Excuse me. would you like
to buy a box of cookies?
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Can I get drunk on those cookies?
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Hey, Risky,
you want to buy a box of cookies?
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Hey, youngblood,
I don't buy, I sell.
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You want to buy a VCR?
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No, thanks.
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Hey.
You need a VCR?
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I got one already.
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Fell off the truck this morning.
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Really? I'll take two.
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I never realized
the only stuff that sold on the street
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in my neighborhood
was stolen stuff.
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Cookies! Cookies for sale!
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Chocolate chip, peanut butter,
Do-Si-Do, chocolate mint!
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I got cookies.
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They just fell off the truck
this morning.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Give me two boxes.
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Thank you.
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I couldn't wait
to get back to school.
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You the kid selling the cookies?
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Right off the truck.
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How many you want?
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None.
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You're under arrest.
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All I knew about getting arrested
was what I saw on TV.
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They read you your rights...
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You have the right to remain silent.
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...and you get a phone call...
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You get one call.
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and the food is horrible.
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Thanks.
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What I found out was that
the worst part of getting arrested
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is being treated like a criminal.
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Excuse me,
can I use the bathroom?
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Should have thought
about using the bathroom
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before you started
selling stolen goods.
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I wasn't selling stolen goods.
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Then we must have got the wrong guy.
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Don't I get, like, a phone call?
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Should have thought
about making a phone call
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before you started
selling stolen goods.
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I know I looked cool on the outside,
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but on the inside,
I was doing this...
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I won't do it anymore,
I promise!
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I'm not a thief!
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I want my mama!
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All I was thinking was
one way or another,
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I wish they'd let me go.
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Back at home,
my father was thinking the same thing.
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How do I look?
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You changed five times already.
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You looked fine the first time.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
I'm just so excited.
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I mean, this is Dreamgirls.
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Dreamgirls!
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This is like
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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- Yeah.
- So, uh, you better get going.
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You're right, baby.
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Oh, you are so good to me.
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Dreamgirls.
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We'll make you happy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Daddy, I'm itchy!
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Come on,
I need to put you in a lineup.
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A lineup?
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Yeah, apparently a delivery truck
carrying cookies
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was hijacked
in East Bergen the other day.
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I know you're probably thinking
who would hold up a cookie truck?
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Don't move!
Don't move!
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All we want are your cookies!
Think I'm playing?
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Now, go!
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- I'm not doing time for this--
- Go!
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I didn't hijack a truck.
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I don't even know
where East Bergen is.
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Should have thought of that before
you started selling stolen cookies.
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I ain't taking a bath in that.
That looks nasty.
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It'll help your itching.
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But I don't like oatmeal.
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You don't have to eat it, girl,
you got to take a bath in it.
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Then she's got to eat it.
265
00:11:44,969 --> 00:11:46,448
My father didn't waste food.
266
00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,580
It wasn't me.
I go to Corleone Junior High.
267
00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:50,952
I got the cookies from school,
268
00:11:50,953 --> 00:11:54,106
and I'm just selling them so I can go
on some trip to Washington, DC.
269
00:11:54,107 --> 00:11:55,577
And I did not steal them.
270
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:58,091
I was just saying that so people
would want to buy them.
271
00:11:58,138 --> 00:11:59,477
You go to Corleone?
272
00:11:59,578 --> 00:12:01,679
What are you the only black kid there?
273
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:02,767
Nice try.
274
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:06,382
There was an eyewitness,
and you fit the profile, cookie boy.
275
00:12:06,471 --> 00:12:08,044
I may have only been 13,
276
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,467
but I already knew
how racial profiling worked.
277
00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:12,407
This is what the witness said...
278
00:12:12,487 --> 00:12:13,663
He was a black male,
279
00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:17,272
medium complexion,
about 6'4, 230 pounds.
280
00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:18,699
He had brown eyes.
281
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:22,087
Um, he was wearing a--
Scout uniform with a yellow beanie,
282
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,534
and he had on dark pants,
and size 14 dark shoes.
283
00:12:25,805 --> 00:12:28,805
And, uh, a birthmark
on the back of his left wrist.
284
00:12:28,937 --> 00:12:30,806
Oh, and-
and he walked with a limp.
285
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,869
But this is what the cop heard...
286
00:12:32,962 --> 00:12:34,994
Um, he was black, and, uh,
287
00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:36,262
black, black, and black.
288
00:12:36,309 --> 00:12:37,753
Um, black, black,
289
00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,169
and he black, black, black,
290
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,647
black, black, black.
291
00:12:40,673 --> 00:12:41,919
And, uh, he had, uh,
292
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:43,292
black, black, black, black.
293
00:12:43,316 --> 00:12:44,577
And, oh, a black.
294
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,027
Yeah.
And, uh, he walked with a black.
295
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:49,384
Face forward.
296
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,549
Number two, stand still!
297
00:12:53,146 --> 00:12:56,245
That looks like the cover
of the last Commodores album.
298
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:58,849
Usually, my father wanted
my mother to be happy.
299
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:01,153
But this was the one time
he was secretly hoping
300
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:04,683
that the tickets that Risky
gave him were horrible as usual.
301
00:13:13,071 --> 00:13:14,268
Oh, my God!
302
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:15,417
These seats are great!
303
00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,089
- I know!
- Oh, girl, I hate to say it,
304
00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:19,203
but I'm glad your kids
got the chicken pox. Oh!
305
00:13:19,238 --> 00:13:20,424
Happy anniversary.
306
00:13:20,435 --> 00:13:21,508
Oh, thank you,
307
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,429
We love you!
308
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,543
Don't go!
You stay!
309
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,163
You better go, girl!
310
00:13:29,515 --> 00:13:30,790
I'm staying!
311
00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:32,493
Hey.
312
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,099
Is Chris here yet?
313
00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:36,972
No,
I guess he's still out selling cookies.
314
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,800
Okay.
315
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,097
Hey, dad?
Can you get my armpit?
316
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:48,697
So, uh, when's mom coming home?
317
00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:50,904
It'll be a while.
318
00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:53,864
She's using my coupon
to take Sheila to dinner, too.
319
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:58,071
How come she's going out
with somebody else on your anniversary?
320
00:13:58,118 --> 00:13:59,220
Well...
321
00:13:59,568 --> 00:14:00,568
I told her to go.
322
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,028
Why'd you do that?
323
00:14:03,546 --> 00:14:05,718
Because I want your mother
to be happy.
324
00:14:05,815 --> 00:14:08,991
Well, if I had to stay at home
and be with sick people
325
00:14:09,073 --> 00:14:12,073
while somebody else
was out having fun, I'd be mad.
326
00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:14,737
Well, I'm not mad.
327
00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:15,978
I would be.
328
00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,148
I'd be sad, too.
329
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:20,100
Be kind of depressed
because she left me.
330
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,154
- Yeah...
- I'd be crying and everything.
331
00:14:22,242 --> 00:14:23,455
Man, I'd be so upset.
332
00:14:23,479 --> 00:14:25,842
- You know, let's get...
- I don't see how you hold it in.
333
00:14:25,843 --> 00:14:26,843
Here you go.
334
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:28,292
Sit tight, don't move.
335
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:29,848
I'll be back.
336
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,719
Hey, Russo,
337
00:14:40,763 --> 00:14:42,410
the kid's storry checks out.
338
00:14:42,819 --> 00:14:44,705
Looks like you were telling the truth.
339
00:14:44,706 --> 00:14:46,706
Your teacher confirmed your story.
340
00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,077
- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah.
341
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:51,353
She also said to tell you
you're a credit to your race.
342
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:53,711
Can I leave now?
343
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:56,431
Sure--
soon as your parents come get you.
344
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,024
My parents?
345
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,964
Can't you just let me go?
I can't tell my mom I got arrested.
346
00:15:01,082 --> 00:15:03,015
Should have thought of that
before you started
347
00:15:03,073 --> 00:15:05,333
telling people
you were selling stolen goods.
348
00:15:09,595 --> 00:15:10,595
Hello?
349
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,644
Hi, Dad.
350
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,348
Chris, you're supposed to be home
at 3:00. Where are you?
351
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:17,290
I... need you to pick me up
at the police station.
352
00:15:17,607 --> 00:15:18,607
You're in jail?!
353
00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:21,508
No matter what y did,
don't say nothing.
354
00:15:21,912 --> 00:15:24,718
- But, Dad, I didn't...
- Didn't I tell you don't say nothing?
355
00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:27,805
Anything you say
can and will be used against you.
356
00:15:28,402 --> 00:15:31,572
That was as close as my father
came to being a lawyer.
357
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:33,729
Keep your mouth shut,
I'll be there in a minute.
358
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:34,730
Okay.
359
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,167
So what are you selling
these things for, anyway?
360
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,063
A class trip to Washington, DC.
361
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,503
got any peanut butter Do-Si-Do?
362
00:15:43,946 --> 00:15:44,946
Just these.
363
00:15:46,047 --> 00:15:47,223
Chocolate chip, huh?
364
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:49,856
How much are they?
365
00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,504
Say what you want about cops,
366
00:15:53,505 --> 00:15:55,446
they sure got a mean sweet tooth.
367
00:15:56,209 --> 00:15:58,326
Sign right there and you're all set.
368
00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:06,452
It's okay, they just got chicken pox.
369
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:13,032
Hi, Dad.
370
00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:14,545
Come on, let's go.
371
00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:15,889
Are you mad at me?
372
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:16,890
Yeah, I'm mad.
373
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,164
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Tell him.
374
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,912
Hey, I never said
you didn't do anything wrong.
375
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:25,913
You were standing outside a store
claiming you had stolen goods.
376
00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:28,406
It's not illegal,
but it ain't right, either.
377
00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:30,085
You listen to your father.
378
00:16:31,313 --> 00:16:32,313
He's a smart man.
379
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:34,403
Thanks.
380
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:36,921
Before NWA, you could actually
leave a police station
381
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,686
with the same amount of teeth
you came in with.
382
00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:40,925
Dad?
383
00:16:41,578 --> 00:16:43,166
Can I still go on the trip?
384
00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,294
Yeah. Come on.
385
00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:48,136
While I was dreaming
about getting out of jail,
386
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,666
my mother was dreaming
she was a Dreamgirl.
387
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:05,461
Well.
Look who's back.
388
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,416
How was the play?
389
00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,882
Oh, baby,
it was incredible!
390
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,480
You would have loved it.
391
00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:11,770
How are the kids?
392
00:17:11,971 --> 00:17:13,022
Well, Tonya's asleep,
393
00:17:13,559 --> 00:17:15,814
Drew's fever is down,
and Chris got arrested.
394
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:20,671
But... the only thing that matters
is that you had a good time.
395
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:23,455
What?
What do you mean Chris got arrested?
396
00:17:23,638 --> 00:17:24,638
It's over.
397
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:26,043
It was a misunderstanding.
398
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,793
I went down and took care of it.
399
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:28,794
Are you sure?
400
00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:30,150
Yeah.
401
00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:31,968
Did you have a good time?
402
00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,433
I had a great time!
403
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,283
Oh, baby,
it was incredible.
404
00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:39,360
Thank you so much...
405
00:17:39,611 --> 00:17:41,787
Well, as long as you had a good time.
406
00:17:47,949 --> 00:17:49,430
What's wrong with you?
407
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:50,936
Nothing.
408
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:51,937
Something.
409
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,490
What?
410
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,649
What's wrong is you spent
our anniversary with Sheila.
411
00:17:56,695 --> 00:17:58,022
How could you go without me?
412
00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,889
Baby, you told me to go.
413
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:00,956
I didn't mean it.
414
00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:03,853
It's just like when you tell me
not to get you a gift.
415
00:18:03,889 --> 00:18:05,685
I was just saying that to be nice.
416
00:18:05,732 --> 00:18:07,998
I didn't want the tickets
to go to waste.
417
00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,229
And I wanted you to go
and have a good time.
418
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:11,900
I'm just mad that you did.
419
00:18:12,546 --> 00:18:14,627
You know you're not making
a bit of sense, right?
420
00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:15,628
I know.
421
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,179
Forget it.
422
00:18:18,692 --> 00:18:20,049
How were the seats?
423
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,138
You don't want to know.
424
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:23,789
That good?
425
00:18:24,441 --> 00:18:25,441
Yup.
426
00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:27,344
Damn, Risky.
427
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,600
What's this?
428
00:18:32,002 --> 00:18:34,178
I made a little stop on the way home.
429
00:18:34,255 --> 00:18:35,313
Happy anniversary.
430
00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:37,609
Oh, you got me a card.
431
00:18:38,461 --> 00:18:40,049
Julius, just open the card.
432
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,535
Knicks playoff tickets?!
433
00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:52,241
Risky said they're the best seats
in the house.
434
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:54,634
Oh! Yes! Yes!
435
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:56,336
- What happened?
- That's right, Clyde!
436
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:57,486
That's right, Clyde!
437
00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,658
Thank you, baby!
438
00:19:00,243 --> 00:19:01,671
Uh-uh. No.
439
00:19:04,445 --> 00:19:06,472
Our anniversary ain't over yet.
440
00:19:07,304 --> 00:19:08,784
Ooh, did I say that?
441
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:11,958
I said it.
442
00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:17,373
Oh, man, I can't wait!
443
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:19,486
We're actually going to visit
the senate floor!
444
00:19:19,521 --> 00:19:21,103
Did you know,
for security reasons
445
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:23,823
there's no direct route
to or from the White House?
446
00:19:23,926 --> 00:19:26,400
Just in case somebody
tries to kill the president?
447
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:28,421
They need to do that in Bed-Stuy.
448
00:19:28,574 --> 00:19:29,884
Hey, cell nerd.
449
00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:31,386
What's that on your cheek?
450
00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:32,959
It looks like chicken pox.
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