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Two portions of bacon. Two pork shoulders.

Two marinated chickens.
Two marinated porks.

Two sliced porks. Two grated cabbages.
Two baby corns.

If you don't finish it all,
you'll be fined.

And two garlic fried rice.
Four dipping sauces.

Okay.

Excuse me.
I'm going to the toilet real quick.

Don't worry, I'll be back.
See? I'm leaving my bag as a guarantee.

She's so small. How can she eat so much?

Did she go throw it up or what?

Maybe.

This is a good thing about being twins.

You!

Me!

The trick is to use
our similarities to benefit ourselves.

You think I'm cute?

Well, yes.

NANG NAK

Excuse me, I just went to the toilet,
but I can't find my ticket.

I see.

Hurry, please. The movie is starting.

This scheme is successful
99.99% of the time.

Here you go.

-It's full.
-No worries.

Excuse me.

Twins have someone
to share with all the time.

We can eat lots of things
and not feel too stuffed.

Cheater! You took the half with the yolk.

Next time you have to give me the yolk.

Sure.

We're identical twins from the same egg.

So we look like each other completely.

The only difference is
one has a mole on her cheek.

And the other one doesn't.

Can you guess who is You and who is Me?

I bet you can't, huh?

Happy Birthday to "Me"!

You blew them out without waiting for me!

Just remember "M" is for Me…

and mole!

I'll record you.

Happy Birthday to "You"!

Make a wish!

Me!

-Every day together is fun.
-You're dead meat!

With You, I'm never lonely.

What else do you want?

You just stay home and drink.

You don't know anything.

Since you're so free, get a job yourself.

How can you say that?
Who washes the clothes you wear?

I know you're also tired.

-Next time, go cook your own meals.
-Stop complaining!

I'm stressed out to death already!

-Let's go to our place.
-Let's go to our place.

When will they stop being like this?

I don't know.

At the end of this year,

do you think it's really
the end of the world?

I don't know, but I'm scared.

NANTIYA SAMUTKOMOL

NANTANA SAMUTKOMOL

Do I look like you yet?

You already look like me, don't you?

GRADE NINE MATH EXAM RE-TEST

Whoa, that's so cool, Farang.

Is that You or Me?

From what I remember,
the one with the mole is Me,

and the one without the mole is You.

She doesn't have a mole.
It's You, for sure.

All right, those who failed the exam
come in to re-test.

Shit.

Did you forget your pencil?

Yeah.

It's You, right?

Yeah.

Take this, then.

And what about you?

You two, be quick. The test is today.

Miss Waen, could I please borrow a cutter?

What?

How come you came unprepared?

What's your name? From what room?

Samart McKay. Room eight.

Next time, if you forget,
I'll deduct your marks.

Here, take it.

Just sharpen your pencil.

Thank you, ma'am.

If I wasn't kind,
you wouldn't be allowed in.

Thank you, ma'am.

Come on!

Shoot! Just shoot!

Yeah! That's two points.

I'll be back.

Me, wait.

Here, Me.

I got it for you.

Wow, it looks yummy.

-Can I give some to You?
-Of course.

When you eat the lollipop,
don't forget to smile sweetly

and think about me.

Okay.

Time's up. Put your pencil down.

Goodbye, ma'am.

CIRCLE THEOREM

Samart!

You forgot to write your name.

-Miss…
-Come back.

Yes, ma'am.

You!

Me.

What took you so long?

Did you get caught?

Nah, I just sat there, so it looks like
I'm not too good at Maths.

To look more like you.

Gosh…

If you fail English,
don't come running to me.

Yeah, sure.

Hey, something exciting happened, though.

Dang! What happened?

Well, I forgot to bring a pencil.

But I was lucky someone lent me his.

Farang, the halfie,
from the losers' class.

See! I told you last night
to bring a pencil with you.

Do you ever listen?

Come on, everything turned out just fine.

Toh gave it to you, huh?
And you pretended to be me again, right?

Well, I was too lazy to explain.

He's always saying hi to the wrong person.

Good.

I'm also too tired to laugh at his jokes.
He always keeps on dropping them.

Why do people keep on hitting on you?
I don't see anyone interested in me.

We both look the same.
We also have similar personalities.

We aren't the same.
I have the mole charm. I'm prettier.

-I have clearer skin. I'm prettier.
-I'm prettier!

I'm prettier!

Wait for me.

Whose turn to take food up to Dad?

It's You's turn.

Hey.

Don't forget to ask Dad.

Provide stability to your loved ones.

Thai Life Insurance
values every life with all our hearts.

WALKING TO THE 20TH CENTURY.

At the end of this year,
on the night of December 31st, 1999,

is under worldwide scrutiny from everyone

about any Y2K problems that may occur.

Stemming from computer systems

storing data as years in two digits,

as we enter the year 2000,

it might cause computers to glitch.

This Y2K phenomena

might cause computers
to crash simultaneously all over the world

and cause unprecedented disasters.

For example, planes might fall,

nuclear weapons
might automatically be launched,

according to Nostradamus' prophecy

that the end of the world
would come this year.

Nonsense.

However, it's fortunate that Thailand
stored data in BE year system…

What did you ask Dad for?

We asked to go to the English camp.

Dad said yes.

Please, Mom.

Everyone in our class is going.

Can only one of you go?

I have to pay double for your tuition,
your school uniforms, and your textbooks.

And now I have to pay double
for the camp fee?

Your dad can't afford it.

He always says yes.

No need to go
to any camp this school break.

Go visit Granny with me.

Shit…

Hey, I'll be back.

-Where are you going?
-Gotta shit.

-Hey.
-What?

Is Farang here?

He moved back to his hometown.

Oh, why?

Something about problems at home,
so it's quite sudden.

Is there something?

Nope.

Okay, I'm going then.

I scream, you scream.

We all scream for ice cream.

You.

Me.

-Dang! You got it right.
-Dang! You got it right.

That was so easy. I'm your Dad.

One more time?

Sure! Easy. Bring it.

-Fresh fried fish.
-Fish fresh fried.

What gibberish. Well…

Me. You.

You. Me.

Wrong!

Well, you messed up the words.

You, turn off the fan.
Me, turn off the lights.

Dad isn't home.

He's gone out of town.

Don't hide behind your kids!
Do you think I believe them?

Come out!

You must pay the debt today!
The boss sent me to take care of it!

Come on out now!

I have no money. What else to do?

I know you give that woman money.

Why do you love her more than our kids?

Stop rambling.

I told you that
I've already broken it off.

Why do you keep bringing it up
all the time?

I don't care what the hell you do.

Don't cause trouble for me and the kids.

Stop bringing up the kids.

I'll clear up everything.
Don't get in my way.

You're all talk. You can't do it.
You're such a loser.

Fine! I'm a loser!

Are you satisfied?

I won't forget that
We had one another on this day

I won't forget the happiness
We once had together

No matter who else I meet in this life

I will always have you kept in my heart

I'll save it

My heart is for you and only you

And everything…

WAREE'S SHOP GIFT WRAPPING SERVICE

-Move everything into the house, okay?
-Okay.

Damn, it's so heavy.

Why did Mom pack so much?

HAPPY NEW YEAR

You're here.

Let's live at our home, girl.

It's fine.

Try it. Does it taste good like before?

Whoa! It looks yummy, Granny.

Is it good?

Which one is you? Which one is me?

This is You. This is Me.

Right, Granny?

Let me see.

I don't know.
I can't remember. It was so long ago.

Dang, why can't you remember?

Come on. I'm old now.
So, I don't remember.

-Oh, that's when we played the phin.
-That's right.

Where's the phin now, Granny?

I kept it in the storage room.

But I don't know where exactly.

You.

Do you think Mom and Dad
will break up for real?

Mom brought so much stuff like this.

It makes things even more suspicious.

They won't break up.

And if they do,
who do you think we'll live with?

Slap your mouth.

Ouch!

I take it back, all right?

Not enough. Come here and let me slap you!

Hey.

We found it.

Take lessons with me.

-No.
-Come on. Keep me company.

Just like when we were kids. It'd be fun.

You were the only one having fun.

I totally sucked back then.

And you just gave up along with me.

Served you right.

Please. Go with me.

I'm begging you.

If it's just to kill time,
then it's a waste of money.

Go ahead and study. I'll pay for it.

-Really, Granny?
-Yeah.

Granny, you can't do that.

Why only let You go study?

I'll lose out, then. It's not fair.

Gosh, what is it with you two?

How about this?

Me, I'll hire you
to help out in the shop then.

All right?

I'm okay with that.

Granny, you're the best.

-And also the prettiest.
-Come on!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hey! You're a cheat!

I'm already asleep. Turn off the lights.

Ouch!

You said you were asleep.

Learn to play Bo-Joyce's song. I like it.

Let me learn something simple first.
It's hard, you know.

So, why do you want
to play the phin again?

I think it'd be cool if I could play it.

It'd be cooler
than playing those pop guitars.

Yeah.

I saw someone playing guitar like a phin.

It really is cool.

Hurry, we're late!

I knew that.

Come on, hurry!

Kiew.

She's definitely from Bangkok. I can tell.

Why is her skin so fair?

Kids.

If you're done tuning your phin,
then start practicing.

-Yes, sir.
-Good.…

You!

Hey.

Look.

Mom asked me to give this to you.

Oh, the bananas are really beautiful.

Thank you.

-You're welcome.
-Very good.

Oh, Mark.

There's a new student today.

She's not good at playing yet.
Take her under your wing, okay?

Whoa, you're good!

What's your name?

My name is You.

Can "You" play for "I"?

Sure.

Such a weakling!

You talk like you're so good.

I am.

I'm good at running my mouth!

What's with you two?

You, I'm the teacher's assistant.

Come on, let's study outside.

You want some?

What a coincidence.

I didn't think I'd see you again.

Can't you remember me?

On the day of the re-test.

I let you borrow my pencil.

Oh, the guy who lent me the pencil.

Farang, right?

"Farang" is what my friends tease me with.
Actually, my name is Mark.

Oh.

Like Marky Mark?

Huh? What?

I'm just teasing you.

You're teasing me?

Now I feel less nervous.

I never thought
I'd meet a schoolmate here.

But I'm not at that school anymore.
I already quit.

Oh? Why?

My parents broke up.

My dad went back to his country.
So I came to live with my mom here.

And are you okay with it?

Yeah. If they don't love each other,
it's better to break up.

Really, I'm fine.

And did you move
to study all the way here?

Nope.

I'm not studying anymore.

I'm going to focus on playing the phin.
I can earn money too.

Why do you want to learn the phin?

Well, I used to study it when I was a kid.

But I stopped.

Picking it up again
is like starting all over again.

Hey, it's not hard.

I'll teach you.

Try this one. It's not too hard.

Then play with the right hand like this.

Mark, I wouldn't take you
as a good player.

But when you play the phin,
you look so cool.

Come on.

Is that praise or an insult?

-I really mean it.
-Okay.

How long have you been playing?

Since I was young.

LOAJINNGEAB
HIGH-QUALITY BUILDING MATERIALS

Me!

Get the orange flavor.

I know. I'm looking for it.

Found it.

Lick then suck

Lick then suck

Bah-dah-da-dah-dah-da

Lick then suck

Lick then suck

Suck a toothpick then smell it

Eww. That's gross. Yuck!

You're in such a good mood.
Was learning the phin fun?

Yeah.

I also met the guy
you took the re-test with.

The one who lent you his pencil.

Farang?

His name's Mark.

What's he doing here?

He's the teacher's assistant.

He can teach?

Hey, I have something to tell you.

NAKHON PHANOM NA KAE

While I was waiting
on the public pick-up truck,

Mark was also around there.

Oh, Mark.

Oh.

Are you getting a ride as well?

No, I came to buy something to eat.

I'll ride my motorbike back.

He bought some sausage
and shared it with me.

This vendor's good. Try it.

Yeah. So good.

And then he suddenly asked me…

Do you have a boyfriend?

And what was your answer?

I told him,

"Not yet. Why are you asking?"

Nothing in particular. I'm going now.

I'm so confused.

Is he making a move on me?

Is he?

And do you like him?

Well…

I do like him.

Then don't worry
if he's making a move on you.

Just do whatever
to get him to like you. Okay?

-Okay.
-Louder!

Okay!

Whenever we meet, my heart flutters

Plucking flowers
Till the street is scattered with them

You're so cute

That I've dreamt of you
And want to ask you out

What do I have to do?

Should I drop a handkerchief
near him or what?

Girl, you're so lame.

That's something our parents would do.

What should I do then?

I'm so confused what I should do

I really don't dare, I really don't dare

Here, they say,
if you stare into someone's eyes

for more than eight seconds,
that person will fall in love with you.

Try it.

Because I fall for you

Please pick up my handkerchief

Because I've dropped it

I'm afraid someone else will take it

Please pick up my handkerchief

Aww. You make me blush, Mos.

You, try staring into his eyes.

I've dropped it with…

One…

YOU AND ME

Two…

Three…

Four…

Five…

Six…

Seven…

Damn! Eight seconds are too long!

Hey, sit properly.

I don't want to build a bridge
But I can't wait long either

We've seen each other for quite some time
Haven't you noticed?

Gosh, your heart has floated
to the phin class already.

Me.

Lately, I've been…

wanting to touch him.

Really? Like how?

I don't know.

The next thing I know,

I've already started
looking at every part of him.

Try imagining what I see.

Mark…

His eyes are brown.

His eyelashes are so long.
Longer than ours.

His eyebrows are thick, a bit untidy.

When he smiles widely, his fang shows too.

I like how his shoulders are broad.

But he's also got a slight hunch.

Kinda looks dorky.

But altogether, he's so awesome!

Here, feel it.

Mark, run away!

-You is a slut!
-Hey!

Me!

You're in deep.

Me!

Me.

Have you ever kissed?

No.

Not even with the guys
you've been talking with?

If I did, you'd know, wouldn't you?

What do you think a kiss feels like?

-Gosh!
-Like this!

If that's it, I could just kiss the dog.

You pervert!

You!

Where has your mind run off to?

I said, let me drop you off at home today.

Okay.

Oh, You, I've never loved anyone
As much as You

Because You makes me fluttered

All of my heart belongs to You

For all of my life, I'll love only You

How does You feel about me?

The day the sky turns pink

I'll ask for You to be my girl

Your heart better be ready

Oh, You!

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

Excellent. So cool.

I sang this song for you.

You can call me Sis, then.

I don't want to. Can I call you my girl?

Whoa!

Don't you sweet talk with me.

Here.

For you.

In return for that song.

Oh, I want some too.

That's all I have.

I brought only one.

-I'll bring some more next time. Okay?
-Guys!

Stop playing around and go home.

Kiew. Joi.
Your mom asked you to go help her.

Go home.

-Damn!
-Gosh!

-Help again?
-Bye.

-She made me wash cups yesterday.
-Go home safely.

Let's go.

Get on.

Sis You gave it to me!

Oh?

She gave it to me! Let it go!

Sis You gave it to me!

Give me! I like her as well.
Don't mess with me!

I'm the one who sang and played.

You should stay away.

I'm the one who danced.

Hey, hey. Why are you guys fighting?

Who do you love between me and him?

I don't like either of you!

How? Or do you already love someone?

Give it to me.

Hold it.

Open up your hand.

Your hand too.

Done?

All right…

Me.

Hey! It's already late,
aren't you going to pick up You?

Nah.

You is going to come back on her own.

And what about my bow?

When will I get it, love?

Granny, I'm trying my best.

Don't rush me.

I guess this is
what white-collar employees are like.

-It'll be done soon.
-You're so good, Miss Granddaughter.

CHAO POR MUEN SHRINE NAKHON PATHOM

-You.
-Yeah?

About what the kids were asking…

so, who do you like?

Why do you want to know?

I just want to know.

Got it!

Me!

Mark definitely likes me!

Oh, really? Spill the beans.

Well, it's like this…

I've got a stomach ache.
Let me go take a dump first.

-I'll be right back.
-You're such a tease.

You!

What's on your butt?

Where?

Just lie down and rest.
You'll feel better soon.

What a relief.

You've finally got your period.

Other daughters already started theirs.

I now understand why you're always
irritated during your period.

It's uncomfortable.

Okay. Bear it for a bit.

Do we really need to get our period?

I don't want to have cramps.

I don't want to be irritable.

Feeling better?

Yeah.

Me.

I miss Dad.

Yeah.

Staying at Granny's for this long…

It's like Mom and Dad
have already broken up.

Yeah.

It's like Dad
has disappeared from our lives.

Dad, are you doing okay?

I'm fine.

Fine? That's it?

Oh? Well, I'm fine.

What else do you want me to say?

Hey, I'm investing in a new business.

-It's going to sell well, for sure.
-What are you selling?

It's a Y2K card.

It's placed in computers

so that computers can continue

to be used even in 2000.

-Awesome!
-Awesome!

Wait till I make lots of money.

I'll take you girls to the beach.
Sounds good?

-Of course, Dad.
-Sure, Dad.

"From the sky
shall come a great king of terror

along with great devastation."

What's that supposed to mean?

"Nostradamus prophecy
has been analyzed left and right.

Who is this great king?

It might be a natural disaster,
or aliens attacking humans,

or an asteroid hitting Earth."

Could it be Y2K?

Be careful.

Yeah. Hurry.

Okay.

Granny Sroi!

Granny Sroi!

You twins, what are you doing?

Are you here to rob the shop?

-Put it on Granny Wei's tab!
-Put it on Granny Wei's tab!

Pick whatever you want.

GIFT WRAPPING SERVICE

-Sroi.
-Yes?

I'll return the stuff as soon as possible.

My grandchildren have lost it.

They're afraid the world's gonna end.

I don't know what's up with them.

I'll see you soon.

This is all money!

What if the world really does end, Mom?

It's in the news, even.

The book also says it, Mom.

If the world really does end,

what can you girls do?

Can you stop the world from ending?

Hey, you're barking like a dog.

Take pity on my grandkids.

If the world really does end,
what would you want to do?

I want our family to be together as one.

Same here.

Just having a meal together
is already hard for the four of us.

I totally understand you.

Hey, wanna make a wish
for the world not to end?

There's going to be a meteor shower.

They say when a star falls, you can
wish for anything, and it'll come true.

If there's a meteor shower,
then we can make loads of wishes.

That's right.

-Awesome!
-Awesome!

Oh, You, I've been meaning to ask.

What is it?

Do you turn on the speakerphone?

Every time we talk,
there seems to be an echo.

Oh, yeah.

So I can lie down and talk with you.

Hey! Then Me can hear us too?

Well… yeah.

Hey, can you turn it off?

I might accidentally drop some lame joke.
It's embarrassing.

Then, hold on.

Are you okay?

Hello? I turned it off already.

So, what are you doing?

Oh, that's right.

I thought you were going
to talk till morning.

Can't I get sleepy?

You.

Do you think he can tell us apart?

Do you mean Mark?

Yeah.

If he meets me, will he know I'm not you?

Of course.

Mark and I have become close now.

He should be able to tell us apart, right?

How do you know?

The view here is the nicest.

Yeah. True.

What? Why do you keep looking at me?

You look different today.

I don't know why.

It's not like the usual You.

I'm especially prettier today.

As usual.

So, usual or unusual?

Well, pretty, as usual.

Don't get upset.

Hey, why did you break your pencil
for me back then?

The re-test?

Yeah.

I wasn't thinking.

And what if you couldn't find a cutter?

Yeah, I don't know.

I guess I'd fail.

I don't know.

When I left school…

I didn't regret anything

except not getting to see you again.

And then we met out of the blue.

I'm really happy.

You, you have a mole?
I thought Me is the one with the mole.

Let's go!

Where are you in a rush to?
It's not even time yet.

Hurry it up.

You!

You!

You!

Mark!

What about Me?

Where's Me?

Me?

Where's Me, Mark?

Don't jump!

Me!

Me!

Are you all right?

Stop crying already. I'm all right.

I'm okay now.

We're sorry for pranking you.

Man! I guess this is how it feels
to have the twin switcheroo pulled on you.

-So, who's the oldest and the youngest?
-I was born later, but I'm the oldest.

Me was born first,
but she is the youngest.

According to traditions.

Who made these traditions?
I don't believe that.

Just go along with who was born first.

There isn't any older or younger one.

Sure, whatever you say.

And, like,

do you have some telepathic sense
between you two?

-We only talk at the same time.
-We only talk at the same time.

-Like this!
-Like this!

Awesome!

But, actually, there are some times

that I suddenly feel weird.

How?

Suddenly, I'd get a fright.

Like what just happened.

I've never felt like that before.

Is it all in your mind?
You are always anxious.

I don't know.

Twins are just ordinary people.

But I don't think it's ordinary.

It's extraordinary.

The both of you.

I knew it, you'd be here.

Me.

between the two of us,

if someone were to die first,

what would we do?

That's not fair at all.

We were born together…

but in the end, we have to die alone.

I can't even imagine

how I'd live alone.

Nah,

I just don't want to think about it.

I'd see you
every time I look in the mirror.

I don't want to wake up

and have to…

take a bath…

eat…

and leave the house alone.

I don't want to do everything alone.

Don't say that.

I thought you didn't want
to think about it.

You're the one who started it.

But actually, we can both die together.

If we live together
until the day the world ends.

Well then, if it really ends this year,
that'd be nice.

Psycho!

You're the psycho.

Ladies and gentlemen,

join us at our annual temple fair

from the 20th to 25th of November 1999.

Most importantly, we have the Krasue show.

When you're free from work,
bring your kids…

Granny.
Granny Sroi told me to give it to you.

You, eat quickly.

-It's melting away.
-Ma'am.

I'd like to buy something.

What do you want today?

You, let's go to the temple fair.

I want to see the Krasue show.

The announcement on that truck, right?

Yeah.

I've already made plans with Mark.

-Then I'm going with you guys too.
-Can we go together later?

I want to go with just Mark.

It's my first date.

Nothing special. Just what I normally eat.

Okay?

My granddaughters come to visit…

FERRIS WHEEL

Wanna shoot pop guns?

Okay.

-Really?
-But you shoot it.

-Won't you play?
-I don't know how.

Try it. Just try.

I don't know how. You shoot, Mark.

Try it.

-Well…
-Give it a try.

Can I speak to Toh, please?

Hold on a sec.

Toh, it's your friend.

Hello?

Wow, bullseye!

You're great.

My present's already wrapped, right?

It's 30 baht.

Here.

Thank you.

Hey, you're an expert at wrapping now.

Teach me some time.

Me.

What do you want?

Let's go.

-Where to?
-Just come with me.

Hurry!

Come on!

Yesterday they were already open.

They might open a little late today.

Aunty.

It's almost 5:00 p.m.
Why hasn't the fair opened?

The fair ended yesterday.

They're already taking things down.

Here.

I'm giving you the half with the yolk.

Let's go.

Where?

You want to make up with me, right?

Follow me.

There's no one here.

C'mon. I'll show you something.

KRASUE SHOW

This is where the Krasue show was.

How was it?

I can't imagine it.

I'll tell you about it.

Try imagining along with me.

She is this woman who looks so fed up.

Damn, she really is fed up.

Try getting closer.

Boo!

I also got startled just like you.
It was worth ten baht.

Yeah.

Come.

I'll show you more.

Here, there was a pop gun stall.

I hit the target too! What a fluke.

Then I can do it too. For sure.

Did you have some cotton candy?

I already ate some for you.

You crazy! Is that even possible?

And right here,
there were lots of people dancing.

Their moves were on fire.

Any better than us right now?

The flower pot crackers were beautiful.

I wished we saw them together.

Oh, and did you ride the carousel?

Yup.

But they weren't horses.

Me.

I have something to tell you.

Spill it.

You.

Can we go steady?

He whispered just like that!

I was sitting on the carousel,

but it felt like

I was on a roller coaster.

I'm jealous.

Me, can I be Mark's girlfriend?

And what if I don't let you?

Come on, Me.

Me.

Yesterday, you didn't even invite me.

Not even a single word.

Then

from now on,

let's go out altogether as three.

Okay?

I won't leave you out, ever.

I promise.

Okay.

I won't forget that
we had one another on this day

I won't forget the happiness

we once had together

No matter

who else I meet in this life

I will always have you

kept in my heart

I'll save it

My heart is for you

and only you

What are you singing? Totally off-key!

It's not like you play it any better!

Like this.

Left, left, left. Keep straight.

Gosh, it's so hard.

Just be patient, you'll get it.

First of all,
you need to stop being rowdy.

Well, it's scary.

Come and give it a try. Don't be all talk.

Sure. Bring it on.

Hey!

Take it easy.

See? I told you it's hard.

Just wait and see.

Okay.

That's right.

Me, you can do it now.

Oh, what happened?

Are you okay?

Did you get scratched up?

Nothing much. It's far from the heart.

A leaf.

It's sweet.

The only difference between you two

is that Me has a mole

but You doesn't. That's it?

Yes.

Our height, weight,

clothes and shoe sizes
are all exactly the same.

But I think you two
aren't the same at all.

How so?

Me, you are a bit more stubborn.

Isn't You stubborn?

You?

You is serious

and follows rules more.

She's somewhat stubborn,

but silently stubborn.

While Me…

you are openly stubborn

and like a gangster.

How do you know? Are we close?

Yeah?

Isn't it weird?

We just met but it's like

we've known one another for ages.

It might be because…

you are You's twin

so we clicked faster.

I don't feel that we're close.
Is it all in your head?

Oh?

Where are you going?

I'm leaving.

Huh?

Is your hand all right now?

I'm fine.

Careful, stubborn girl!

It's time to get off.
I'll take you girls home.

I'll ride you home myself. Get on, kiddos.

Mark, hold on tight.

Hey!

Wait… Whoa!

Me, drive carefully!

I'm sorry.

See you later.
I'll take you out for a ride again, kiddo.

Woah! That's enough. Tame it down.

Bleh!

Aren't you coming in?

Go ahead first.

Here, take this.

Mark, are you going to leave now?

Well, yeah.

I don't want you to leave.

Don't be like that.

I won't be able to leave.

Shall we…

try kissing?

Right here?

Everyone's inside already.
No one will see.

I want to try it
like in the Hollywood movies.

Mark, why do you like me?

That question is embarrassing.

Not as much as what we just did.

Well.

Because you're kind.

The day we had the re-test,

you let me copy your test.

It totally impressed an idiot like me.

I liked you since that day.

Oh,

you're quiet.

Do you remember?

Yeah, of course, I do.

And… do you feel the same?

Yeah.

Aren't you going to wash up?

I'm too lazy.

I'll go first then.

So?

What did you talk to Mark about?

Nothing. Just stuff.

I'm going to wash up.

Sol.

Sol. Sol. Sol. Sol.

Sol. Fa.

Fa. Sol. La.

You.

Help me.

Hey, what's with your hair?

Why didn't you tell me
you want to cut your bangs?

I just felt like it.

Why do I have to tell you?

My hair, my business.

Well, you usually tell me everything.

It's not like you tell me everything.

La.

Sol. Do.

La.

Sol. Me. La.

Okay, two more times.

You're totally the same.
I can't tell you apart.

Are you waiting for You?

Yeah, I'm just here for kicks. Can't I?

I'm not complaining.

Hey! Are you still single?

Do I have a chance?

Hey! Don't you cut my chances.

The best man should win.

I'm older than you.

Love has nothing to do with age.

If you want to know, open up your heart.

Hey, that's a good line.

We're awesome!

I already have a boyfriend.

He's good-looking too.

Here.

He sent me a letter

and his picture too.

Isn't he fine?

Whoa! Your boyfriend
is as good-looking as a celebrity.

His name's Toh.

He's a basketball player.
He's a senior at my school.

Just wait for me to grow up.

I don't wanna brag,

I'll be ten times more handsome.

Play that song for me.

The one you used to flirt with You.

Hey, listen.

Oh Me, I've never loved anyone
as much as Me

Because Me makes my heart fluttered

All of my heart belongs to Me

For all my life, I will love only Me

Aren't you going to sleep?

It'll be a while
before the meteor shower arrives.

I'm not sleepy anymore.

I just knew that you are Toh's girlfriend.

No!

I was just teasing the kids.

Oh.

What? Were you eavesdropping?

No way!

I wasn't eavesdropping.

You were talking so loud.

If he's not your boyfriend,

are you dating him?

Yeah.

Really?

Is there something?

Well…

There's something about him I don't like.

He's conceited.

Or is it because he's cooler than you?

Whoa.

Your words…

are harsh.

Hey, I was teasing you.

Fine then, I don't like Toh anymore.

Okay?

That's your business.

It has nothing to do with me.

Me.

I need to pee. Go with me.

Me.

Recently, Granny's been complaining to me
that hiring you isn't worth it.

You're not really helping at the shop

since you're always out with us.

"Us"?

Did you mean you and Mark?

Yeah.

You don't have to
come with us all the time.

Stay and help Granny with the shop.

Just say what you want to say.

Fine, I admit.

I want to spend some alone time with Mark.

I thought you said you wouldn't leave me?

I'm not leaving you!

I just want some alone time with Mark.

We hang out together
all the time recently.

You understand me, right?

I guess I have to, huh?

What's with the sarcasm?

You, Me.

The meteor shower is starting!

Come on.

Mark, what will you wish for?

I don't know.

Look at that one.

Wow.

-It's pretty, isn't it?
-Yeah.

Mark.

Huh?

Do you know what day is today?

What day?

It's been two months since we first met.

Only two months?

Yeah.

From the first day I started phin lessons.

Well, what about the re-test day?
Doesn't that count?

Hey, Mark.

Did you know that the one
who took the test was me, not You?

You never know,
the person you like might be me.

What's the use of saying that?

It's just for laughs. Why so serious?

-You think that funny?
-You're the one who started it.

-Why would you mention it?
-Why can't I?

It's the truth!

Is it your business?

Mark!

Damn you.

Can you please stay for a bit?

Hey!

Just go away!

I wish I wasn't born as your twin.

Do you think I want to? Huh?

Eak.

Promise me,

the insurance policy you made
for the girls would be kept.

So, is this what you really want, Nim?

Yeah.

Hello, Mark.

Hello, Mark.

It's You.

I'll bring the girls
to live with Mom here.

Wait, they're my kids as well.

Be reasonable, will you?

How can you raise both kids?
Do you have enough money?

You speak like you have money.

Well, I have more than you, okay?

They're my kids.

I'll find a way on my own.

I'll get the job soon.

It means you're jobless now?

How about this?

-Let one of the girls live with me.
-Are you crazy?

How could you separate them?

They won't agree to it.

So, what do you want?

You want them to tough it out with you?

Don't you think that's a bit selfish?

Think about their future.

So, what's your decision?

No matter what,
I'll have to talk with them first.

And if they agree,

who would you choose to live with me?

It probably would be You.

Well, try talking with them first then.

Let's talk when I get to Bangkok tomorrow.

That's all for now.

Me, I'm going to Bangkok.

Take care of Granny for me.

I'm You, not Me!

Huh?

I just got the wrong name,
what's the big deal?

CLOSED

Why didn't Mark come to teach?

I don't know.

Why don't you know?

Didn't Mark tell you?

No, he didn't.

He must be sick.

I don't know.

He must have a high fever.

That's why he didn't call you.

Go check up on Mark at home, will you?

Stop asking already!

Yeah…

Excellent.

All right, next person.

You.

-Come on up here.
-What's with Sis You?

Yeah, just sit there. Okay.

You can start

whenever you're ready.

You can get in now.

NAKHON PHANOM NA KAE

LOAJINNGEAB
HIGH-QUALITY BUILDING MATERIALS

CHAO POR MUEN SHRINE NAKHON PATHOM

Please don't break up with You.

That's easy for you to say, huh?

I'm so confused right now.

I just don't know anymore.

I don't know how I feel.

Who do I really like?

It can no longer be the same.

I'm sorry.

I really want to know.

What are your feelings towards me?

I don't know.

You don't?

Then why did you tell me
you'd stop liking Toh?

Well, I don't know.

You don't even know either.

I've lived with You all my life.

And then you came into our lives.

I don't really know if these feelings…

are because I really like you.

Or because I'm possessive of You,

or I'm just jealous of You.

I really don't know.

Or should we try going out together…

just the two of us?

So, we'd totally know how we feel?

And then what?

If I really do like you…

what about You?

I don't know.

That's the only thing I can come up with.

I don't want it
to be left hanging like this.

Yesterday I heard Dad talking with Mom.

Really?

That's why she went to Bangkok, right?

Yeah.

They might divorce.

Really?

And…

Mom chose you.

As for me,

-I'll have to go live with Dad.
-Hey! That's not right.

How could they do this?

They didn't even ask us first.

I won't accept it.
I'm going to go talk with them.

Everyone likes you more than me.

Including Mom…

and Mark.

You, don't be like that.

Actually, I've known for a long time now

that Mark liked you first.

Huh?

And you didn't think of telling me?

Why, You?

When did we stop sharing everything?

From now on,

can you stop messing with Mark?

Why, You?

Is Mark more important to you than me?

MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOW SHOWING

Sorry, I'm late.

Let's go, the movie's about to start.

NOW SHOWING

Are you crazy? What are you trying to do?

I want to be with you.

It's no use. Everyone hates you.

Just go back.

No, I have to tell you something.

Why…

Wanna try kissing?

So, you'll know how you feel.

Okay, what do you want to tell me?

-Are you okay with it?
-What else do I need to know?

-You need to know the truth.
-What about you, Mark?

Prim, I didn't know my father
was involved in this business.

And I'm here
because everyone made me happy.

Everyone here is sincere.

I can't change the reality.

I can't deny that I'm not the son
of the powerful politician.

It's You, right?

Why are you doing this?

You think I can't tell you two apart?

Answer me!

I just want to know if you like Me or not.

Using this guise?

Asking Me out behind my back

makes you an asshole too!

Keep it down. You're in the cinema.

The two of you
should stop messing with me.

CLOSED

ME, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
I'M GOING BACK TO DAD.

Here, your steamed bun.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Where am I supposed to go?

Oh, this bus?

It arrives late at night.
You can go wait over there.

Are you okay?

Here, drink some water first.

Ouch!

They are part of a Doomsday cult.

They believe the end of the world is real

according to Nostradamus prophecy.

Everyone died from mass gas poisoning

inside an empty room
at a deserted building in California.

All three suspects
have given their confession…

Can be analyzed that,
up to the end of the year,

only 50 per cent
of Thais have prepared for Y2K.

We should not be complacent

and start preparations
to prevent any mishaps.

BREAKING NEWS

At 11:30 p.m.,

there was an accident on Highway 213,

at Khok Phra municipality,
Kantharawichai district,

Mahasarakham province.

A tour bus from Nakhon Phanom

heading towards Bangkok

crashed head-on with a pick-up truck,

causing the bus to lose control
and burst into flames.

Police officers
have inspected the accident site

and have not found any survivors.

Currently, the identified passengers
are as follows

Mr. Somkid Wongsompong,

Mrs. Kanraya Wongsompong,

Miss Tubtim Manmangmee,

Miss Nantiya Samutkomol,

Mr. Lert Wichayaolarn,

Mr. Khajondech Wilaiwongsa…

Hello.

Hello Me, it's Mark.

Have you seen the news?

Yeah, I've seen it.

Is it true?

I don't know.

Granny! Granny!

Granny! Stay home
and call Dad and Mom, okay?

Anyone there? Can I buy a ticket?

Hello?

Is there anyone?

Hello?

Hello?

Ouch!

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's my fault.

It's all my fault.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said those things to you.

What have I done?

I'm sorry.

You.

I can't live without you.

I can't.

You!

Hey, what's wrong?

Is it really you?

Is it you for real?

What's wrong?

Don't leave me again…

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, You.

You can have it your way.

You can live with Dad
or with Mom, anything.

I'll do whatever you want, okay?

Hey, it's fine.

It's okay.

You have to stay with me, okay?

You have to stay by my side.

You can have it your way.

I'm really sorry, You.

All right, I'm not going anywhere.

I won't let you go anywhere.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm here.

-This woman gave you the water, right?
-Yes.

She must have drugged you,

then stole your bag and boarded the bus.

That's why the officer
mistook her for you.

We were notified all passengers died,

but haven't been able
to identify all the names.

You.

Me.

I don't dare to say this to you in person.
So, I'm writing this instead.

I'm sorry…

to be the reason that you two fought.

I admit

that I was really confused.

But after yesterday's incident,

I realized…

that I should let go.

Your twinship is something

extraordinarily special.

I don't want it to disappear.

Thank you for letting me see you off.

WAREE'S SHOP GIFT WRAPPING SERVICE

It's a short school break

that I will never forget.

Let's keep in touch!

Mark

TO YOU AND ME FROM MARK

Right now we're at Korat, Mom.

We stopped at a gas station.

We already knew that

you and Dad are splitting.

Will you let us choose
who we want to live with?

PICK UP HERE

Here.

PAD

Me.

Huh?

If we live with Mom,

how would we be?

It'd probably be like this school break

BANGKOK NAKHON PHANOM

that Dad's disappeared.

Do you think…

we'll become distant with Dad one day?

But if we live with Dad,

we'd live in the same house,

study at the same school,

And only get to see Mom
during the school break.

When we grow older

and no more school breaks,

will we still be able to see Mom?

Do you think

if we chose one,

then the other would just disappear?

I don't want that day to come.

The day when we ask, "Are you okay?"

and they simply say, "I'm fine."

But we don't know
if that really is the truth

because we aren't living
in their world anymore.

Then what should we do?

Today, which is the end of the year,

people are lining up at banks
to close their accounts

because they're worried
about Y2K problems.

Most are likely keeping cash at home

because it is safer.

Moreover…

You! Me!

If you're done, bring me the tape.

It's next to the TV.

Okay!

As for petrol stations, it's reported that

-I'll go.
-lots of cars

are filling up in preparation

in the chance upon entering 2000

and a disaster may happen.

If tonight is a Doomsday,
your packing efforts will be in vain.

The world isn't going to end.

No matter what,
I still have to move in with Granny.

Here.

Help me hold it.

Mom.

Why did you choose Me,

and not me?

I overheard
what you were talking to Dad about.

I'm sorry, honey.

The reason I wanted you to live with Dad

is you are more mature.

You can take care of yourself.

You can also take care of Dad.

It isn't because I love you any less.

Your mouth is full.

Hurry up before Me eats it all.

Damn!

I have a New Year's gift for you.

It has a Y2K-safe sticker.

No matter what, you can use it after 2000.

So you can call me when you're with Mom.

You.

Me.

I'm sorry

for not being able
to keep our family together.

I tried my best.

Please don't be mad at me.

Go live with Mom, okay?

If I have the chance, I'll go visit.

Dad.

If the world doesn't end tonight,

you have to go buy us another one.

We've already made a decision.

Me will live with Mom.

And I'll live with you, Dad.

Why, sweetie?

Bangkok now has a sky train.

I want to take it to school.

There isn't one where Granny lives.

As for me,

I'll go back and work at Granny's.

I'm the best gift wrapper, you know?

Is this what you two really want?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Thanks so much, girls.

Buy me another mobile phone, Dad.

Of course.

Come over here.

Look at you with all these tears,
what a mess.

Don't cry.

Do you think we made the right choice?

I don't know.

Do you think we really have
that special twin power?

I think so.

You're not saying it's all in my head?

But it's not something out of this world.

It's just…

Just what?

I don't know. But you get it, right?

Yeah.

You have to fill me in about Mom.

And don't forget
to fill me in about Dad too.

Bangkok and Nakhon Phanom
isn't that far, right?

All right, everyone.

We are about to enter the new century,

the year 2000.

Are you all ready?

Do you think the world is going to end?

I don't know.

But I'm not afraid anymore.

Yeah. Same here.

Everyone, ready?

Let's countdown together!

Ten…

Nine…

Eight…

Seven…

Six…

Five…

Four…

Three…

Two…

One!

Subtitle translation by: Karina Suvapataya