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THANKS FOR THE HAMMER, NEB.

YOU'RE MIGHTY WELCOME, DEPUTY.

WE'RE SURE SORRY TO SEE YOU LEAVE, NEB.

YOU AIN'T MORE SORRY THAN I AM, LUCAS.

WE ALL HAVE TO PAY TAXES, YOU KNOW THAT.

ACCORDIN' TO SECTION 7, PARAGRAPH 6 OF THE TERRITORIAL

TAX LAWS, PAYMENT ON LAND TAXES IS REQUIRED ON OR BEFORE--

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, MOSS?

IT AIN'T OUR FAULT WE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.

ALL YOU NEEDED WAS JUST ONE CROP THIS YEAR, MR. JACKMAN.

WE HAD A CROP, DOGGONE IT!

CORN!

CORN.

THAT'S RIGHT. HASLAM HERE, HE HE PLANTED THE SEED HISSELF, PUT

'EM IN THE GROUND, DIDN'T YOU, HASLAM? HASLAM? DOGGONE IT,

HASLAM.

HUH? YEAH, PA?

HAD IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

HASLAM FOR THE PLANTING, BO FOR THE PICKING AND MOSS FOR THE

SHACKING.

YOU GOT IT WRONG, PA, BO THE SHACKING, ME THE PICKIN', HASLAM

THE-- UH-UH. ME THE SHACKING, BO

THE STORING-- CERRECTION, CERRECTION. LIKE

PA SAID, ME THE WATERING, MOSS THE PICKING.

[BOYS ARGUING] WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON,

DOGGONE IT! NOW, HASLAM, SON, YOU RECOLLECT THEM SEED BAGS

LEANING AGIN' THE BARN?

SEED BAGS? WITH THE SEED IN 'EM?

THEM ARE THE ONES. NOW, DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT PLANT THAT

SEED LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO?

I THOUGHT THEY WAS FOR FEEDIN' THE CHICKENS.

Bo: YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN WATERING PLAIN OL' DIRT?

AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO PICK SOME'N WHAT AIN'T NEVER BEEN IN

THE GROUND?

WE ATE THE CHICKENS, THEY WAS GOOD.

NEB, UH, MAYBE YOU AND THE BOYS JUST WEREN'T CUT OUT TO BE

FARMERS. MAYBE NOW THAT YOU'RE LEAVIN' NORTH FORK, YOU CAN FIND

ANOTHER TOWN YOU'LL SETTLE IN AND TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU KNOW, LUCAS, THAT'S JUST WHAT I BEEN A-THINKIN'. WE

MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO GET OURSELVES A JOB.

ACCORDING TO THE LATEST TERRITORIAL UNEMPLOYMENT

FIGURES, JOB OPPORTUNITIES-- A JOB? DOIN' WHAT, PA?

HOW DO I KNOW DOIN' WHAT?

WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S TO DO FIRST.

WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, NEB, WE WISH YOU A LOT OF LUCK.

THANK YOU, LUCAS, THANK YOU KINDLY.

HOW COME YOU DONE THAT?

FOR FEEDIN' THAT CORN SEED TO THEM CHICKENS. WE COULD HAVE

COOKED THAT CORN SEED, ATE IT OURSELVES WITH THE CHICKEN.

WITH THE CHICKENS.

GIDDY-UP.

HASLAM, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?

Haslam: PA! PA! PA!

WHOA.

YOU RECKON THIS TOWN HERE OF PARADISE HAS GOT ITSELF A

SALOON, PA?

SALOON? WHERE? WHERE?

HOLD ON. HOLD ON NOW, HASLAM, CONTROL YOURSELF. WE KEEP OUR

EYES PEELED, WE'LL SPOT IT.

VOTE COUNTIN' TIME. JUDGE!

GIMME THAT BALLOT BOX, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

[SNORING] JUDGE!

MMH?

VOTE COUNTIN' TIME.

TIME? [GROANS] I'LL...I'LL TAKE MINE STRAIGHT.

NOW, NO DRINKIN' TILL AFTER THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED,

YOU SAID SO YOURSELF.

MMH, THAT'S RIGHT I DID, M'DEAR.

HMPH! SAME AS LAST TIME. WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CLOSED AN'

MARKED FOR NOTHING. NOW WE CAN START DRINKING, DRINKING.

WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

MISS GOLDIE, DIDN'T ANYBODY VOTE?

WHAT FOR? T'WERE NOBODY RUNNIN' FOR OFFICE.

WELL, I JUST THOUGHT THAT MAYBE SOMEONE WHO WANTED THE

JOB WOULD HAVE PUT HIS NAME IN!

YOU SCARED YOUR BANK'S GONNA GET ROBBED AGAIN, MARCELLO?

MISS GOLDIE, PLEASE, NOT SO LOUD. YOU SEE, I WILL FEEL MUCH

SAFER WITH A SHERIFF AROUND.

WE HAD SHERIFFS, FIVE OF 'EM IN THREE YEARS.

POOR SOULS, ALL OF 'EM DEAD BUT ONE.

YUP, AND HE RAN AWAY.

I HAVE JUST ONE THING TO SAY.

GENTLEMEN, AND THE LADY, UH, TOO, OF COURSE, WE BETTER GET A

NEW LAW OFFICER IN PARADISE SOON, BECAUSE IF WE DON'T, I,

MARCELLO CIABINI, WILL TAKE HIS BANK, THE LOCK AND THE STOCK,

AND THE BARREL TOO, OH, YES, AND GET OUT OF HERE AND MOVE SOME

PLACE WHERE IT IS SAFE. ADIOS!

EVERY TIME WE DON'T ELECT A SHERIFF, MARCELLO, THREATENS TO

LEAVE.

I CAN'T SAY AS I BLAME HIM.

PARADISE OUGHTA HAVE SOME KIND OF LAW PROTECTION. YOU

HEARD WHAT MARCELLO SAID. HOW ABOUT IT, MEN? AIN'T THERE ONE

AMONG YOU WHAT'S GOT ONE OUNCE OF CIVIC PRIDE? WHO'S WILLING TO

STAND UP FOR OUR FAIR CITY IN IT'S TIME OF NEED? THE JOB'S

WIDE OPEN AND WAITIN' ON YOU.

Neb: NOW, UH, JUST WHAT JOB WOULD THAT BE?

HUH?

I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY THERE WAS A JOB OPEN IN

THIS HERE TOWN.

THE LAST SHERIFF WASN'T TOO TIDY HERE, THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO

LET HIM GO.

POOR SOUL. OF COURSE IF YOU LIKE, WE CAN HELP YOU TIDY IT UP

A MIGHT.

LOOKS FINE TO ME.

DON'T YOU FOLKS GO PUTTIN' YOURSELVES OUT NONE. THE LAST

PEACE OFFICE WE DONE WORKED, WE KEPT SPIC AND SPAN ALL THE

TIME, NOW AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BOYS?

WHICH ONE WAS THAT?

NORTH FORK. WASN'T THAT WHERE YOU SAID YOU WORKED LAST,

MR. JACKMAN?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, NORTH FORK.

AH, NORTH FORK. WHAT A SPLENDID EXAMPLE OF TIDY, DECENT

LAW AND ORDER. I ONLY HOPE, SHERIFF JACKSON...JOHNSON...

JOHNSTON, THAT WE SHALL SOON SEE SOME OF THE SAME HERE IN

GLORIOUS PARADISE.

WELL, NOW, DON'T YOU GO FRETTIN' YOURSELF, JUDGE. ME AND

MY BOYS HERE, UH, MY DEPUTIES THAT IS, WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE

OF EVERYTHING, YOU JUST REST EASY.

SIR, HERE ARE THE OFFICE TO YOUR KEYS. YOU'LL FIND YOUR

BADGES IN THE DESK. WE LEAVE OUR FAIR CITY IN YOUR CAPABLE HANDS.

THANK YOU, SIR.

GOOD LUCK.

THANK YOU.

UH-UH, UH-UH, THIS THE WAY, JUDGE. I'LL BE IN MY BAR IF YOU

NEED ME.

THANK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM.

THANK YOU.

WELL, NOW, BOYS, WE GOT OURSELVES A JOB TO DO. LET'S GET

AT IT.

LET'S GET AT IT.

HOW COME YOU SAY WE DONE WORK IN A PEACE OFFICE BEFORE,

PA, WHEN YOU KNOW WE NEVER?

MOSS, HOW MANY TIMES DID SHERIFF BACK IN NORTH FORK LOCK

US UP?

EVERY TIME WE GOT DRUNK.

THAT'S RIGHT, HASLAM, AND HOW DID WE PAY OFF OUR FINE EVERY

TIME?

WE CLEANED UP HIS OFFICE FOR HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT, BO. NOW, AIN'T THAT WORKING IN A PEACE OFFICE?

OH, DOGGONE! I NEVER FIGURED IT FOR THAT WAY.

YOU SHOULDA KNOWNED PA'D NEVER TELL A FIB.

BO, WHAT SHAPE'S THEM WEAPONS IN?

AIN'T BAD, PA.

DOGGONE, CAN'T SEE NOTHING FOR THE DUST IN THIS 'UN.

HASLAM, SON, HOW MANY TIMES I DONE TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK DOWN A

RIFLE BARREL LIKE THAT? NOW, SUPPOSING THAT THING WAS LOADED?

OH, IT AIN'T LOADED, PA.

WELL, SO IT AIN'T. BOYS, WE'RE LAWMEN NOW, AND THAT MEANS

WE GOT, UH, WE GOT THOSE, UH...

RESPONSIBILITIES.

RESPONSIBILITIES, WHICH MEANS WE GOTTA ACT WITH, UH...

DIGNITY!

DIGNITY. AND NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OFFICIAL.

MAKE IT OFFICIAL.

THAT'S RIGHT. DOGGONE, THESE HERE DRAWERS ARE STUCK.

OH, WELL LET ME HELP YOU, PA.

THANK YOU, BO, THANK YOU, KINDLY. NOW, THERE ARE YOUR

BADGES BOYS, PIN 'EM ON.

WHY THIS OLD THING HAS GOT A HOLE IN IT.

THEY ALL DO.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, SO THEY DO. I WONDER WHAT KIND OF A SHERIFF WOULD, I MEAN

YOU KNOW, WHAT KIND OF A MARSHAL...

A DEAD ONE, THAT'S WHAT KIND.

'SPECT I'LL GO BACK TO FARMIN'.

ME TOO. STARVIN' AIN'T SO BAD WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT.

I RESIGN!

I QUIT BEFORE YOU RESIGN.

ARE WE LEAVIN', PA?

WAIT A MINUTE NOW. JUST WHERE YOU THINK WE'RE RUNNIN' TO?

I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST A-RUNNIN'!

HOLD IT NOW. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH THIS FAMILY. EVERY

TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS IN OUR LIFE WE SUPPOSED TO FACE UP TO,

WE RUN.

THE LAST SHERIFF WHAT WORE THAT BADGE, LOOKS LIKE HE FACED

UP TO SOMETHIN' WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN RUNNIN'.

WELL, HE DONE OUR WORK FOR US, DIDN'T HE?

[CHOKING] WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DONE OUR WORK FOR US?"

JUST LOOK OUT IN THE STREET THERE, YOU SEE ANY TROUBLE OUT

THERE? NOW, THE WAY I SEE IT, WE GOT A NICE, EASY JOB IN A NICE,

PEACEFUL TOWN. I SAY WE STAY.

WE DO OUR JOB AN' DRAW OUR PAY.

WE AIN'T DONE NOTHING FOR NOBODY TO GET MAD AT US FOR, AN'

THERE AIN'T NO REASON FOR US TO HAVE NO TROUBLE.

YEAH, BUT SUPPOSIN' TROUBLE DO COME?

THEN WE RUN.

SKUNKS AN' A HOGWALLER, IF THAT AIN'T PLAYIN' IT SMART.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, PA?

AIN'T NOTHING THE MATTER.

IT'S JUST SEEING YOU STANDING THERE, MY BOYS, WITH THEM BADGES

ON, IT MAKES ME PROUD.

MAKES PA PROUD.

HELLO, SON.

PA, YOU ALL SET TO GO?

ALL SET, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.

OH, AS I WAS RIDIN' THROUGH TOWN, MICAH ASKED ME TO GIVE

THIS TO YOU. IT'S FROM THE U.S.

MARSHAL AT LORDSBURG. IT SEEMS STACK WADE AND HIS, UH, GANG OF

BANK ROBBERS BROKE OUT OF PRISON DOWN THERE LAST NIGHT.

HMM. "BELIEVED HEADING FOR COLORADO BORDER. ALERTING ALL

TOWNS NORTH EAST OF LORDSBURG, REQUEST YOU TO DISPATCH RIDER TO

PARADISE TO WARN PEOPLE, AS THEY...AS THEY HAVE NO SHERIFF

OR TELEGRAPH STATION."

WELL, MICAH SAID AS LONG AS YOU WERE GOIN' DOWN THAT WAY TO

BUY CATTLE, YOU COULD...YOU COULD DO THIS.

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT, I GOTTA BE THERE BY TOMORROW.

LOOK, SON, YOU GET THE CHORES DONE HERE AT THE RANCH AND THEN

GET ON INTO TOWN. LOU'S WAITIN' FOR YOU AT THE HOTEL.

ALL RIGHT, PA.

I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT FIVE DAYS OR SO.

SEE YOU THEN, PA.

HURRY UP AND READY HIS HORSE SO WE CAN GET MOVIN'.

I'LL HAVE IT SADDLED IN A JIFFY.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A RIGHT FANCY SHOOTIN' IRON. WE

FIND US A TOWN WITH A NICE, LITTLE BANK TO HIT, THIS WILL

SURE MAKE 'EM LOOK UP AN' TAKE NOTICE.

STACK, LOOKS LIKE WE'VE FOUND THAT TOWN.

IT...IT SURE DOES, DON'T IT?

I'LL BET THEY GOT A BANK TOO.

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

NOTHIN'. BATES.

[FLY BUZZING] [BUZZING STOPS]

MISS GOLDIE? MISS GOLDIE?

SHE AIN'T HERE. SAID SHE'D BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

ACCORDIN' TO SECTION 3, PARAGRAPH 7, TO ENFORCE A LAW,

AN' TO MAKE-- IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT YOU ARE

ON YOUR TOES. WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

THERE ARE SOME STRANGERS IN TOWN, AND ONE OF THEM LOOKS

LIKE, A...A CERTAIN BANK ROBBER.

THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT, MR. BANKER. OUR NICE, PEACEFUL TOWN

IS-- WELL, YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD,

BECAUSE WHEN I SEE A FACE, I NEVER FORGET IT. I'VE SEEN THAT

MAN'S FACE ON SO MANY WANTED POSTERS. I, MARCELLO CIABINI

MYSELF, I WOULD NEVER FORGET A BANK ROBBER ANYTIME, ANYWHERE,

ANYPLACE. AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAVE HIS NAME RIGHT ON THE TIP

OF MY TONGUE. BUT...BUT IS NO DIFFERENCE. YOU GO AND ARREST

THEM, BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE SALOON.

SALOON?

I ADMIRE YOUR EAGERNESS.

WELL, MR. BANKER, IF YOU AIN'T SURE THEY ARE BANK ROBBERS

I-- THEN YOU MAKE IT YOUR JOB TO

BE SURE, UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO GET PAID.

WELL, I GUESS, IT AIN'T GONNA DO NO HARM TO GO HAVE A TALK

WITH THE MAN. A...A NICE FRIENDLY LITTLE TALK THAT IS.

HEY, MISTER? YOU HEADIN' TOWARD PARADISE?

WHAT YOU STOPPING FOR, PA?

THAT'S LUCAS MCCAIN'S BRAND.

WE AIN'T ARGUIN' WITH YOU, PA.

WILL YOU STOP WASTING TIME?

YOU GO IN THERE RIGHT NOW, ARREST THOSE BANK ROBBERS, AND

STOP STARING AT THEIR HORSES.

THEIR HORSES?

THESE ARE THE HORSES THAT THEY RODE IN.

THAT HORSE DON'T BELONG TO NO BANK ROBBER, MR. BANKER,

THAT HORSE BELONGS TO A FRIEND OF OURS. COME ON, BOYS, LET'S GO

IN AND SEE OL' LUCAS. LET'S GO.

HEY, PA, OH, IT'D BE NICE TO SEE HIM.

DON'T SEE NOBODY WE KNOW, PA.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS, COME ON NOW.

YOU BACK ME UP, BACK ME UP. UH, WHERE'S THE...THE FELLOW THAT

OWNS THAT BLACK HORSE OUT THERE?

THAT'S ME.

SHERIFF?

DON'T NEITHER. BELONGS TO LUCAS MCCAIN, A FRIEND OF OURS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

Moss: THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S...

THAT'S HIS BRAND.

YOU BETTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF, MISTER.

OH, I'LL BE GLAD TO, SHERIFF.

THE MARSHAL OF NORTH FORK JUST YESTERDAY HIRED US ON SPECIAL

TO HANDLE A PROBLEM THAT CAME UP. YOUR FRIEND LUCAS MCCAIN WAS

KIND ENOUGH TO LOAN US HIS HORSE DURING THE EMERGENCY. THIS

TELEGRAPH EXPLAINS EVERYTHING, READ IT YOURSELF.

UH...MOSS.

NO!

DOGGONE IT, MOSS, WHAT'S IT SAY?

SAYS HERE A FELLOW CALLIN' HIMSELF STACK WADE DONE GONE AN'

BUSTED HIMSELF OUT OF THE FEDERAL PENITENTIARY.

STACK WADE!? ESCAPE?! THE SCOUNDREL, THE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING

BANK ROBBER. WHY, I'VE SEEN HIS FACE ON SO MANY WANTED POSTERS,

WHY, I'LL KNOW HIM ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE, ANYTIME! WHAT IS YOUR

NAME, SIR?

UH, JOE, JOE BANKS.

WHY, BANKS, W-- WITH STACK WADE'S ESCAPE, I'VE GOT TO STAND

GUARD. ADIOS!

NERVOUS SORT OF A FELLOW, AIN'T HE?

NO REASON FOR HIM TO BE.

BETWEEN YOUR MEN AND ME AND MY BOYS, WHY, HIS BANK'S AS SAFE AS

A...AS A BABY NESTLED IN HIS MOTHER'S ARMS, AIN'T THAT RIGHT,

BOYS? WE'RE GONNA WORK TOGETHER AGAINST THIS STACK WADE, AIN'T

WE, SHERIFF? OF COURSE THERE'S A REWARD IF WE GET HIM. LAST I

HEARD IT WAS $500.

$500. IF THAT STACK WADE COME AROUND HERE, WE'RE GONNA BE

WAITING FOR HIM. WE WILL STAND GUARD AT THE BANK ALL NIGHT,

ALL DAY IF WE HAVE TO.

OH, NO, NO, YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT.

WE DON'T...WANNA...

UH, WEAR YOURSELVES OUT. NOW, ME AND MY BOYS, WE'VE BEEN

RIDIN' ALL DAY, WE'RE KINDA TIRED. SO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT

WE'LL DO. YOU STAND GUARD TONIGHT, AND WE'LL REST UP. COME

MORNIN' WE'LL BE NICE AND FRESH, AND WE'LL TAKE OVER.

YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, HUH? COME ON, BOYS, WE GOT WORK

TO DO, EH?

HASLAM.

[SNORING] LOOKS LIKE THE SHERIFF'S

WAITIN' FOR US.

SAM, YOU TAKE LOOKOUT.

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.

RIGHT.

COME ON.

MORNING, SHERIFF.

EVERYTHING GO ALL RIGHT DURING THE NIGHT?

SHERIFF?

UM...[CLEARS HIS THROAT] WHAT...WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING. UH, WELL, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY KEEPING MY EYES

OPEN HERE, I DIDN'T NOTICE THE SUN COMING UP.

Stack: OF COURSE.

ALL RIGHT, MEN.

WHO DONE IT? WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?

WHICH WAY DID THEY GO?

WHAT HAPPENED, PA?

IT'S MORNING, TIME FOR US TO TAKE OVER.

GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT WE SAW IT THROUGH THE NIGHT.

SO AM I. NOW, IF YOU NEED US, YOU BE SURE TO WAKE US.

OH, WE'LL DO THAT, SHERIFF.

HASLAM?

OUR TURN FOR SLEEPIN', SON.

BUT WHERE ARE THEY GOING?

OH, UH, WELL...WELL, YOU SEE, THEY'RE THE NIGHT GUARD. WE TAKE

OVER DURING THE DAY. OH, YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT WITH

ME AND MY MEN POSTED ALL AROUND, RESTED LIKE WE IS.

I'LL SLEEP FOR A WEEK.

PA, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M GETTING THE COLLYWOBBLES.

WELL, SON OF A GUN. THEM FELLAS DONE TOLD US THEY WAS

SOMEBODY WHO THEY AIN'T INSTEAD OF SOMEBODY WHO THEY IS.

HOW COME THEY DONE THAT?

COZ THEY AIN'T DONE TOLD US THE TRUTH, THAT'S HOW COME.

AN' ACCORDIN' TO THE TERRITORIAL CODE, FIBBING TO A

LAWMAN MAKES WHAT THEY IS DOING BANK ROBBERY WITH COMPLICATIONS.

SAKES ALIVE, PA, THESE FELLOWS ARE MESSING WITH TROUBLE AN'

DON'T KNOW IT. IN FACT I BETTER ENLIGHTEN THEM.

YEAH, YOU DO THAT, MOSS.

DOGGONE! IF THERE ANYTHING MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL IT'S BEING TOLD A

TALL TALE WHAT AIN'T THE TRUTH TO.

PA'S RIGHT, FIBBING MAKES HIS BLOOD BOIL, AND I JUST GOTTA DO

SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

HUSH UP, DOGGONE IT! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M FIGURIN'?!

THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP?

LUCKY FOR YOU, I AIN'T. NOW, LISTEN TO THIS. ACCORDING TO

SECTION 8, CHAPTER 9 OF THIS HERE LAW BOOK, YOU BETTER THINK

TWICE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

HEY, WHERE'S HE GOING?

HE'S GOIN' TO...NEVER MIND THAT! NOW, LISTEN CAREFUL. FIRST

OFF, IMPERSONATING A LAW-- HEY YOU AIN'T LISTENIN'! NOW, YOU'RE

GONNA HEAR ME OUT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

HOW ARE WE DOIN'?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

HEY, MISTER, YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

HUH?

YOU FIBBED TO MY PA. I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GO OVER THERE AND

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.

WHAT?

I SAID YOU OUGHTA GO OVER THERE AND APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW,

THAT'S WHAT I SAID. MISTER, YOU TRYIN' TO INTERRUPT ME?

Moss: "...THE ONE HOLDING THE GUN. FURTHERMORE..."

LIKE I WAS STARTIN' TO TELL YOU BEFORE THAT FRIEND OF YOURS

INTERRUPTED ME, WELL...WELL, MY PA AN' MY TWO BROTHERS AND I

DON'T LIKE BEING FIBBED TO. WE JUST WEREN'T BROUGHT UP THAT WAY

AN' THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU RIGHT NOW-- NOT YOU, TOO,

MISTER.

[GROANS] [SCREAMS]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HASLAM?

NO.

WE GOT OURSELVES A PROBLEM.

NOW WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY FOR YOURSELF?

THANKS.

WHAT FOR?

NOW I DON'T HAVE TO DIVVY UP THE MONEY.

IF YOU MOVE, I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.

YOU GOTTA APOLOGIZE FIRST.

DOGGONE, I GOT IT! THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITHOUT THE HORSES.

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS CAPTURE THE HORSES!

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. HORSES IS EASIER TO CAPTURE THAN BANK

ROBBERS.

LET'S GO.

YOU FIRST. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? AIN'T YOU GONNA GO

CAPTURE THEM HORSES LIKE WE SAID?

WHAT IF ONE OF 'EM ROBBERS SEES ME?

WHY, HASLAM, SON, THE WAY YOU RUN SO FAST, AIN'T NOBODY IS

GONNA SEE YOU.

NEB?

NEB JACKMAN.

HELLO, LUCAS, WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

I'M LOOKING FOR THE SHERIFF OF PARADISE.

THAT'S ME.

THAT'S STACK WADE AND HIS MEN?

THAT'S THEM.

I'LL BE-- SOMETHING THE MATTER, NEB?

NO, LUCAS, I JUST BEEN A-THINKING. IT WAS ME THAT WAS

SUPPOSED TO PLANT THAT CORN SEED.

NO, PA, YOU THE WATCHING, HASLAM THE PICKIN', ME THE

CHAFFIN'.

ME THE PLANTIN' -- HOW CAN YOU PLANT IF YOU GOT

NO WATERING. YOU GOTTA PLANT THE SEED.

[BOTH YELLING] QUIET! QUIET! QUIET,

EVERYBODY.

HERE'S TO THE MAN WHO OUTWITTED STACK WADE AND SAVED THE BANK,

NEBENEEZER JACKMAN.

AND HERE'S TO THE BRAVEST SHERIFF WE EVER HAD.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, BUT LET'S NOT FORGET MY BOYS HERE.

WELL, TO ALL THE BOYS.

THE BOYS!

[HIC] I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,

NEB, BUT WHEN I TELL 'EM BACK IN NORTH FORK, YOU'LL ALL BE HEROES

THERE, TOO.

OH, SHUCKS, NOW, LUCAS, IT WEREN'T NOTHING REALLY.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

THOSE BANK ROBBERS SURELY MADE A FOOL OF HIM. THEY MADE HIM THINK

THAT THEY WERE HELPING HIM OUT, AND THEN THEY WERE ALL THE--

NOW, JUST A MINUTE, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW NEB

HERE WAS ON TO 'EM? THAT HE WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO MAKE THEIR

PLAY SO HE COULD CATCH 'EM RED HANDED?

IS THAT RIGHT, SHERIFF? I MEAN YOU...YOU KNEW IT ALL THE

TIME?

WELL...

AH, TUT, TUT, TUT, TUT!

I WANT TO SAY THIS VERY LOUDLY.

YOU'RE VERY CLEVER, VERY CLEVER.

WELL, UH, HERE'S TO THE FUTURE OF PARADISE. SAFE FUTURE.

CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYBODY.

I'VE BEEN SHOT.

MY BANK!

WHICH WAY'D THEY GO?