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There are two different ways of getting into a swimming pool.
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The first way,
you take your toe...
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And you carefully test
the water's temperature.
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And if that feels okay,
slowly get into the water,
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letting your body
adjust to the cold.
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Then there's the second way of getting into a pool.
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Ah!
- You jump.
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That's me,
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Okay. Now, they say that God
works in mysterious ways.
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And in my case,
very mysterious.
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Anyway, this is my story,
and you should pay attention
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'cause it's starting
right now.
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Mmm.
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Are you all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Your birthmark
looks like shit.
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So, you're okay?
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Yeah.
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Lifeguard!
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Ah!
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I grew up in a little town called Besamee Heights.
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It's this really
friendly place
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where everyone
likes to say, "Hi."
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- Hi, there.
- Hi, neighbor.
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I grew up in what people called the ugliest house,
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with the ugliest lawn
and the ugliest dog.
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My mom and dad died in this horrible accident when I was a baby,
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so my grandmother
took care of me.
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And my grandmother
was in an accident, too.
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Actually, most of my family had gotten hurt at some point.
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We're sort of
accident prone.
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I'm off.
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Now, my grandmother used to always say that when I grow up,
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I should become
a businesswoman.
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But I didn't really
think about business,
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mostly because I couldn't stop thinking about the one thing
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that I wanted more
than anything in the world.
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A kiss. A big Hollywood
fireworks type of kiss.
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So each night
before I went to bed,
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I would pray
for God to help me.
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And please, God, send me
someone to make out with
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and tongue kiss like this.
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Then one day while me
and my grandmother
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were watching
some old movie, it hit me.
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There was only one way
I'd ever get what I wanted.
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I would have to become
exactly like those people
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I saw getting kissed
in the movies.
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I would have to become...
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A superstar.
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Ooh, ah.
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This is St. Monica's.
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It was the first place
I really thought
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I had a chance of
making my dream come true.
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Superstar!
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Amen.
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Shh.
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Sorry.
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So I tried out for every star-making activity that St.
Monica's offered.
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Higher. Higher.
Like ballet.
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Ooh! Oh.
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And my gymnastics tryout
didn't go very well either.
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Whoa!
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Evian Graham,
the most beautiful, most popular,
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most bulimic girl
at St. Monica's.
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Summer, Autum,
I need your help.
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Yes, Evian?
Yes, Evian?
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We could either organize a walkathon to fight multiple sclerosis,
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or a bike-athon
to fight polio.
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What'll it be?
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Hmm?
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All the boys liked her,
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I think because
she had a nice body.
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Ah. What are you
looking at, boobsweat?
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Nothing.
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It's called a bra, Mary.
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But don't worry.
You'll never need one.
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Ah! Ow!
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You hurt my titty.
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I'm sorry.
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You had a little spot
there on your brassiere,
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and I was
just trying to...
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Wipe it off.
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I'm sorry.
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I got this
after-school job
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at Kip's Video Warehouse
as the rewind girl.
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So that I could study as many superstars as possible.
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I thought the more movies I watched,
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the more they'd
rub off on me,
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and people said
that they did.
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Especially
movies like Carrie,
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starring academy award
winner, Sissy Spacek.
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What are you doing?
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I'm using my telekinesis
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to kill the girl who threw
pig's blood on me at the prom.
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Okay.
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Kip also had those made-for-television movies which I love.
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Father, forgive me
for I have sinned.
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It has been two days
since my last confession.
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Go ahead.
Tell me your sins, my child.
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Father, my sins
would best be expressed
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in a monologue from
the made-for-TV movie Sybil,
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starring the young
Miss Sally Field
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as a woman with multiple personality disorder.
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Go ahead.
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Ah, look at you,
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my pretty little girl,
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sitting there with
her face all painted up
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and a little halter top.
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You're nothing
but a little slut.
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Don't call me that.
I'm a Puerto Rican lady, senor.
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We all know you're a slut,
Sybil Anne Dorsett.
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We know you're
a little slut.
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No, I'm not!
I'm not a slut!
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I'm not a slut!
I'm not a slut!
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I'm not a slut!
I'm not a slut! I ain't no slut!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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I'm not a slut.
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No big deal.
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The more I kept trying
to become a superstar,
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the less they thought
I was one.
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In fact, they had all
these other names for me.
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Hey, lesbo.
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Dogface.
Panty stain.
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And they also called me...
- Skid mark.
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Nipple hair.
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Lame.
Loser.
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Did I say lesbo?
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Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue,
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and everything
that you say to me
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bounces off of me
and sticks to you?
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So put that in
your back pocket. Okay.
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And then I saw the one
who I wanted to kiss.
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Sam, what's up?
Hey, Greg.
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Dig the sneaks.
Thanks.
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Debbie,
shaved your legs.
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Hey, Tom,
sorry your dad's dead.
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It was him.
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Sky Corrigan.
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The best guy dancer
in the school.
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* Don't stop it
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I call this one
the pepper mill.
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* Don't stop,
Don't stop it *
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Enjoy.
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* Don't, Don't, Don't,
Don't stop it *
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Uh-oh. Is that the prettiest girl in all of St.
Monica's?
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All signs
point to "yes."
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I bet you put that cherry lip gloss on just for me.
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Shut up.
You shut up.
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No, you shut up.
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Make me shut up.
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Okay.
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I like sugar.
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Sugar is sweet.
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I had a really good time on our date last night.
Did you?
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I wore this kiwi lime
lip gloss just for you.
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You like it? Huh?
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You like kiwi?
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Shut up.
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You shut up.
'Cause you're sexy.
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Shh. Shh.
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I'm gonna spank you.
You wanna be spanked?
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Huh? You want me
to spank your booty?
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I'll spank it. I'll spank it.
I'll spank you.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my body.
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Sorry. Sorry.
I was...
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I was just...
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I was just doing my part to save the rain forest.
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Sorry.
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Mary,
you're a special girl,
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so special that we're going to put you in special ed.
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What are you doing
with your hands?
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Sometimes
when I get nervous,
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I stick my fingers
under my arms,
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and I smell them
like that.
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The universe,
how does it work?
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The earth circles
around the sun.
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Mary, welcome
to special ed.
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My name
is Helen Lewengrub.
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Is that all you got?
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She was center for
the girls basketball team,
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and she was a lean,
mean fighting machine.
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Do you have
a best friend?
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You wanna be
my best friend?
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Maybe.
Okay.
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I have to be really
honest with you.
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Your intense energy is making me feel a little bit bombarded.
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Sorry.
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Really.
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When I call your name,
just say, "Here." Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
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Howard Feinstein? Hmm?
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Yo! Present.
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Howard thinks all the girls in school wanna sleep with him,
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and the boys, too.
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You wanna quit
looking at me, fruity.
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I don't play butt darts, okay?
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I love the ladies.
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Owen Flanagan?
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Here. Here.
Here. Here. Here.
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Owen has obsessive
compulsive disorder.
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He says everything
like five times.
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Maria Ganitisis?
Here.
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But, uh, the devil
speaks for me, obviously.
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What?
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Ah.
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Thomas Smith?
Here.
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But I don't, like, know where here is, man,
'cause I'm so wasted, man.
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Thomas, stop pretending
that you're high on drugs.
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It is a sin to even pretend
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that you're, you're,
you're baked.
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Whoo.
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He's too scared
to actually take drugs.
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Drugs are bad.
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Eric Slater? Hmm?
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Retard! Ha-ha-ha!
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Would you please go back to your own class?
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Please! Go!
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Mr. Slater,
I presume.
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Hmm?
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How come
he's not answering?
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Slater just transferred here from public school.
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He's crazy.
They say he chopped up his parents.
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And now
he never talks.
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Let's try it again, hmm?
Eric Slater? Hmm?
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Yes, well, moving on.
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Hey, new friend.
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Did you see that sign
they're putting up?
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Catholic Teenager
magazine presents,
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the "Let's fight venereal disease talent contest."
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"Winner gets a free trip to Hollywood,
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"and a chance
to be an extra...
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"In a movie with
positive moral values."
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Oh, god.
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Miss Gallagher!
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Miss Gallagher,
so how does it feel to be an extra
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in a movie with
positive moral values?
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It feels okay.
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Miss Gallagher.
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How does it feel to have everyone wanna kiss you
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that particular way
you wanna be kissed?
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Miss Gallagher,
how does it feel to be a superstar?
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This was my chance.
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If I could win
the talent contest,
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Sky's lips would
definitely be mine.
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Hey, everybody.
I dreamt of this new dance move last night.
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I call this
the fax machine.
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Oh!
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I wish I could dance
with Sky Corrigan.
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Sky's definitely
the swayziest,
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but you know he's gonna
dance with Evian.
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Yeah! Exactly!
You did it perfectly.
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Oh. Oh.
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What do you think Slater would do in the talent show?
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Maybe he'll murder
some people
257
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,585
and make a flesh coat by sewing their skin hides together.
258
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,291
I'm sorry. I was rewinding
Silence of the Lambs
259
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,792
at the video store
yesterday.
260
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:11,131
* Isn't it romantic
261
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,233
* Merely to be young
262
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,236
* On such a night
263
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,405
* As this
264
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,108
* Isn't it romantic
265
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,311
* Merely to be young
266
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:29,349
* On such a night
as this
267
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,451
* Sweet
268
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,387
* Singing
in the moonlight *
269
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,256
Yeah!
270
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,560
Introductions are important.
271
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,063
When introducing oneself,
first make eye contact.
272
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
With a confident smile,
say, "Hi. I'm..."
273
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,668
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
274
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,503
Not bad. Try again.
275
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,873
Hi.
I'm Mary Katherine Gallagher.
276
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,308
And where
is your hand?
277
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,543
Right here.
278
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,379
In a new friend's hand,
that's where.
279
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,520
So, I was...
280
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,390
I was saying before that I was thinking of entering the talent contest.
281
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,125
The talent contest?
282
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:16,529
No, no! You have
to study business.
283
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,498
But, but...
No buts!
284
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:23,203
And forgive those
who trespass against us.
285
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,339
Please, God,
convince my grandmother to let me be in the talent show
286
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,642
so that I can get kissed,
maybe by Sky Corrigan.
287
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,187
Superstar!
288
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,525
The body of Christ.
289
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,530
The body of Christ.
Amen.
290
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,767
The body
of Christ.
291
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,303
Are these non-fat?
292
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:10,183
Hey, Mary.
Why so glum?
293
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,187
My grandmother won't let me audition for the talent show.
294
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,490
The only boy willing
to go near me is Howard.
295
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,860
Mmm.
296
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,396
Just, like,
audition anyway and don't tell her.
297
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,964
You really
think so?
298
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,333
Yeah.
299
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,701
That's it.
300
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:29,969
You're feeling sad,
301
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,704
so you know
what it's time for?
302
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:32,739
What?
303
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,708
Supermodel
Documentary Hour.
304
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,648
Shall I look
straight here?
305
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:43,883
I was just walking
down the street one day,
306
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,686
and a man come up to me
and he said,
307
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,688
"Would you like
to be a supermodel?"
308
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,056
And I said, "Oui."
309
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,760
And the next day, I'm in New York,
on the cover of Vogue.
310
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,732
Christy Turlington
and Naomi Campbell
311
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,668
are two of my
very best friends.
312
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,236
And when we get together,
it's just like,
313
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,639
total, total and
utter insanity.
314
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,074
Insanity!
Yes.
315
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:12,612
It's like... It's like,
three of the most gorgeous girls raising hell.
316
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,383
Problem, ladies?
317
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,752
Sorry, Father Ritley.
Sorry.
318
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,356
Sorry, everybody.
319
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,526
Sorry.
320
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,465
Excuse me.
321
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,401
Whoa. Sorry.
322
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,838
You're cool?
323
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,640
You scared me.
324
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,808
Yeah, I'm okay.
325
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,578
Your boss sent me back here to find a movie.
326
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,916
Hey, don't you
go to my school?
327
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,484
Yes, I do.
328
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,289
Listen, I'm looking for a made-for-TV movie from the '70s
329
00:20:56,323 --> 00:21:00,393
starring John Travolta,
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble?
330
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,796
That's my 19th favorite made-for-TV movie of all time.
331
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,432
That's my 19th also.
332
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,799
Wow.
333
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,467
Yeah.
334
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,038
"All around me.
Plastic."
335
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,806
"A bubble for me..."
336
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,674
"To be..."
337
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,377
"Germ-free. You..."
338
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,511
"And me."
339
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,979
"And me."
340
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,981
Sky!
341
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,083
Forget that
stupid old movie.
342
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,418
I'm getting Flubber
again.
343
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,486
Uh, okay, Evian.
344
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,555
Hey, nice meeting you.
345
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,523
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
346
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,924
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
347
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,393
Sky.
Sky!
348
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,328
Be kind. Rewind.
349
00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:36,363
Okay.
350
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,432
That's funny.
351
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,733
Evian?
352
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,711
Mary, rewind this.
353
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:52,979
Oh, sure.
354
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,714
The Boy in the
Plastic Bubble. Hmm.
355
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,483
I used to watch
that movie all the time.
356
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,084
See you.
Bye.
357
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,357
Listen, I'll be back later to help you get inside, okay?
358
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:05,892
"Is he the one
you're going with?"
359
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:09,429
"Who says
I'm going with anybody?"
360
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,734
Tod, put your face
up against the plastic.
361
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,035
What for?
362
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,638
"I did what you wanted me to do.
Now, do it.
363
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,840
"Do it. Do it."
364
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,909
Mmm.
365
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,027
Hey, Mare.
366
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,129
What you,
what you doing?
367
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,064
Well, I was just
doing the robot.
368
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,867
It's something that I was thinking about
possibly doing for the talent show.
369
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,001
Oh.
370
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,603
Hi, Mary.
371
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,672
I like to do all I can
to help the challenged.
372
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,106
So, a word of advice...
373
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,175
I wouldn't say
"superstar" anymore
374
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,811
because some people might say that you super suck.
375
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,914
Go suck your boyfriend's ding-a-lings.
376
00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,650
Go shave your mustache,
Helen.
377
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,051
Or should we
say Geraldo?
378
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,721
Got to go jog
for glaucoma. Bye.
379
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,824
Evian, you're
a super ass!
380
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,694
Evian does have
a super ass.
381
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,128
Oh, I know.
382
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,100
That's okay, well...
383
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,474
That's okay.
384
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,619
Hey, Mare.
385
00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,822
You want half
of my Sloppy Joseph?
386
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:43,856
No, thanks.
387
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,026
It's time to feed
the retard!
388
00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,796
Hey! Cut it out!
389
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,731
What, do you want to make
something out of this?
390
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:54,634
Maybe you want some of
my salad all over your face!
391
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:56,703
Yeah! Whoo!
392
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,747
Mmm.
393
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:18,024
Helen, have you ever
kissed a boy before?
394
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,827
Owen kissed me five times
on the cheek once.
395
00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,563
Really?
Hey, Owen.
396
00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:27,066
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. Hi.
397
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,901
I don't mean
on the cheek.
398
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,871
Okay, who do you
want to kiss?
399
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,608
Todd, peanut butter
and jelly. Classic.
400
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,043
Vivica,
low-fat salad.
401
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,545
Sky Corrigan.
402
00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:41,080
But, Mare, Sky's taken.
403
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,283
You should kiss Howard.
404
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,618
Ugh.
405
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,919
He likes you.
406
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,058
Oh, yeah.
407
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,532
Yeah.
408
00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:07,206
Mr. Feinstein, pope-a-licious.
I love it.
409
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:10,242
Hey, Mary.
410
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:13,913
I saw you outside
doing that robot thing.
411
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,816
You have some nice moves.
412
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,117
Thank you.
413
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:20,587
You have
some nice moves.
414
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,723
You have
some nice moves.
415
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,826
Nice moves.
416
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,129
Moves.
417
00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:34,066
May I have... This dance?
418
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:36,102
* Everybody dance now
419
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,677
* Everybody dance now
420
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,885
Whoo!
* Everybody dance now
421
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:55,588
* Left to right
422
00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:58,257
* Work me all night
423
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,326
* Come on, let's sweat
424
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,662
* Baby
425
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,997
* Let the music
take control
426
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,299
* Let the rhythm move you
427
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,901
* Sweat
428
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,970
* Sweat
429
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:13,840
Father, Son
and Holy Ghost!
430
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,808
* Let the rhythm move you
431
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,146
Yeah!
432
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,617
Fame!
433
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:33,225
* Everybody dance now
434
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,096
Mary.
435
00:26:38,765 --> 00:26:40,099
What are you doing?
436
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:44,170
Sometimes I...
437
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:45,672
I get low blood sugar
and it...
438
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,675
It makes me feel
a little bit shaky.
439
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:52,178
Sorry. Sorry.
440
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:31,383
How is the, um, talent
competition coming?
441
00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:34,721
Quite well.
442
00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:40,226
I don't want to point
the finger of blame, but...
443
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:43,963
Who broke
the good toaster?
444
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:04,283
These are my breasts.
445
00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:10,289
Oh, God,
they're so big.
446
00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:15,427
I just need a big bra
to strap them back
447
00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:18,765
and support them
because they're so huge.
448
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:22,969
They need to be hooked
and strapped in for support.
449
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:24,971
They're my big boobs.
450
00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:29,141
This one is bigger
than this one.
451
00:28:29,475 --> 00:28:33,245
'Cause this is the mommy,
and that's the baby.
452
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,816
And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands.
453
00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,318
'Cause
they're friends, okay?
454
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:41,888
And forgive those
who trespass against us.
455
00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:44,190
Amen.
456
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:49,829
Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
457
00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:52,264
Good night, candle.
458
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:03,876
Good night, God.
459
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,782
Good night, Mary.
460
00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:13,820
Oh, my God!
461
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,021
Oh, my me!
462
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,023
How are you?
463
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,825
It's going okay.
464
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,559
Are you the Lord?
465
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,394
Well, to you I am.
466
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,031
See, technically,
you're like in this REM sleep state,
467
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:27,299
and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God,
468
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,335
some past
authority figures,
469
00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:31,270
uh, Sky and your dad.
470
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,806
Basically, your subconscious came up with me
471
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,075
to help you deal,
dig?
472
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:38,244
Yeah.
473
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,447
Uh, you want a glass of water or something?
474
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,816
No, I'm good.
I'm God.
475
00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:45,451
Oh, right.
476
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,486
Is this your stereo?
Yep.
477
00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,822
CD player, huh?
Yep.
478
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,824
We don't have these.
Oh, you don't...
479
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,367
* Spirit in the sky,
in the... *
480
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,334
That song's about me.
481
00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,873
Mary, I know
your soul is troubled.
482
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,041
And I'm here to guide you.
483
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,542
Okay.
484
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:15,982
My child,
during this time of great adversity,
485
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,416
I want you to do
one thing.
486
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,319
Get jiggy with it.
487
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:21,820
What?
488
00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,956
You know.
Get jiggy with it.
489
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,058
* Na, na, na,
na, na, na
490
00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:27,526
* Na-na-na-na
na-na-na-na *
491
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:28,560
Ow!
492
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,364
I'm... I'm very sorry,
493
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:36,302
but I... I don't know exactly
what the word "jiggy" means.
494
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,639
The point is, I work
in mysterious ways.
495
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,841
I mean, out there.
496
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:45,611
Listen to your heart.
497
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,413
Do whatever
it tells you,
498
00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:49,982
and... And go
with the Godly flow.
499
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,519
Oh, and most important... Yeah?
500
00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,521
When you wake up in the morning... Huh.
501
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,855
...audition.
502
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,258
* Na, na, na
na, na, na
503
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:01,460
* Na, na, na, na,
Na na, na, na, na *
504
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,019
Good afternoon, ladies.
505
00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,288
You're all looking quite, uh,
lovely this afternoon.
506
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,222
What do you want?
507
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:32,291
She probably wants
to try out for the squad.
508
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:35,394
I was actually wondering if any of you would be kind enough
509
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,563
to show me the sign-up sheet for the auditions.
510
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:40,332
Oh, right.
She's a superstar.
511
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:45,304
As president of the catholic cheerleaders against VD Foundation,
512
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:48,107
I can't let you sign up
for the audition. Sorry.
513
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:49,708
But I want to sign up
for the auditions.
514
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,511
Mary, fighting VD
isn't a joke.
515
00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,446
It's a very serious disease!
516
00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:58,017
Besides, Sky and me
are going to win anyway.
517
00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,186
Hey, guys,
I got a new cheer.
518
00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:01,520
Evian?
519
00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:02,454
* John the Baptist
lost his head... *
520
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:04,156
Evian!
521
00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,062
I'm really sorry
that I pushed you.
522
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,197
It was an accident.
523
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,699
I just really want to sign up for the auditions.
524
00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,335
Well, I'm really sorry
that I pushed you.
525
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,007
But I just can't let hymenly-challenged dogs sign up for the auditions.
526
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,341
Ooh!
527
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,409
Well, you know what?
528
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,211
You're
a very mean girl,
529
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,979
and you're going to go to hell for saying that.
530
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,747
You're a really
pushy girl,
531
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,749
and I might just
want to kick your ass.
532
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,118
Ooh!
Yeah?
533
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:34,253
Well, I just might
want to kick your ass!
534
00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:38,257
Well, come on,
super sucks.
535
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,526
If I was Sissy Spacek
in the movie Carrie,
536
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:43,095
I would use my telekinesis to kill you!
537
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,664
You know what, Mary?
538
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,534
Not yet.
539
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:49,435
I'm sorry.
540
00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:53,372
Mary, you know
why your parents died?
541
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,441
Because you're such
an embarrassment,
542
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,409
they couldn't bear
to live anymore.
543
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,411
You know what,
Evian?
544
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,180
You should really
be embarrassed
545
00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:04,283
because your parents named you after bottled water.
546
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,162
Hey, is there,
is there a problem here?
547
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:20,566
My titties!
548
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,402
Yeah!
549
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,304
Hey.
550
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,572
Yeah!
551
00:33:37,316 --> 00:33:38,450
Karate kick.
552
00:33:38,717 --> 00:33:40,786
I rewound those
Jackie Chan movies.
553
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:42,321
Nevertheless.
554
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,756
Evian,
I'm disappointed in you.
555
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:48,294
At this school, any student,
including Mary,
556
00:33:48,327 --> 00:33:51,130
is allowed to make a fool of herself at the auditions.
557
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:52,664
I'm suspending you
for the rest of the day.
558
00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:54,466
But, Father Ritley,
I didn't... Evian.
559
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,102
Father Ritley,
560
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:58,670
the person you wanted to see is on her way.
561
00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:02,408
Ah, well, send her in
when she gets here.
562
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,178
You are so dead.
563
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,813
Go drink
a bottle of yourself.
564
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,648
Mmm!
565
00:34:10,849 --> 00:34:12,818
Evian, Mary,
stop that!
566
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,686
Mary! Stop it!
567
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,123
Ahh!
568
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,093
Evian,
you're dismissed.
569
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,695
I hate you.
570
00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:27,099
"Go drink
a bottle of yourself?"
571
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,373
Miss Gallagher...
572
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:39,778
Miss Gallagher,
what's that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
573
00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:42,214
I told her to move
her big, white butt
574
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,350
or I would cold-cock
her honky ass.
575
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:45,651
To Sister Eileen?
576
00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:48,454
Why would you say
such a thing?
577
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:49,888
The video store
where I work
578
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,490
got Spike Lee
movies.
579
00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,692
Ah, yes, yes.
You're the, uh...
580
00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,861
You're the rewind girl
at Kip's video.
581
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:57,129
Yes, I am.
582
00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,865
Well, Mary,
let's pretend that your life's a movie, shall we?
583
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:03,169
We rewind it. It ends.
584
00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,471
You're dead. How was it?
585
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:08,374
My feelings would best be expressed in a monologue
586
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,277
from the made-for-TV movie
Portrait of a Centerfold
587
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,679
starring Miss Lori Singer
from Footloose.
588
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:14,780
If you must.
589
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:21,153
It excites me, Daddy.
590
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,155
Don't you see?
591
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:26,325
I like it when the
men look at me.
592
00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:30,196
You try to keep me trapped here in this small town
593
00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,730
like a little animal.
594
00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:34,500
But I am
busting out, Daddy!
595
00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:36,702
I'm going to see the world,
596
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,870
and the world is
going to see me!
597
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,173
They're going to see
all of me, Daddy.
598
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:42,408
All of me!
Mary!
599
00:35:42,441 --> 00:35:44,243
All of me!
Mary, stop that!
600
00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:45,577
Look! Look at me!
Stop that!
601
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:48,146
What are you doing
with my grandchild?
602
00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,316
Nothing!
603
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:51,650
We were...
604
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,887
Mrs. Gallagher,
605
00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:59,558
I called you here today to discuss your granddaughter's problem.
606
00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:05,597
Now, upon reflection,
I think a combination of prayer and Ritalin
607
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,766
could eliminate
her excess energy.
608
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,301
How dare you!
609
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,737
My Mary has no problem.
610
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,705
My granddaughter
is a star.
611
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:14,740
What?
612
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,208
Look at that face.
613
00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:18,877
She looks like a young
Elizabeth Taylor.
614
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:20,746
Oh.
615
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,614
You may call her
hyperactive.
616
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,451
But if the good Lord
gave her excess energy,
617
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:28,186
then, by God, no one's
taking it from her.
618
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,689
If you don't
appreciate that,
619
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:34,326
maybe the problem
is not my granddaughter.
620
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,995
Maybe the problem
is this school.
621
00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:40,299
I'm taking her home.
622
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,400
Mrs. Gallagher!
623
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,269
Good day to you, sir.
Mary!
624
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,970
Mrs. Gallagher,
listen to reason please.
625
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:49,408
I couldn't believe my grandmother told Father Ritley I was a star.
626
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:52,010
She'd never
said that before.
627
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,979
She'd also never
run over a priest before.
628
00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,914
Sorry.
629
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,785
Evian, I can't believe
he suspended you.
630
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:00,886
It so wasn't your fault.
631
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,621
Thank you.
I know.
632
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,723
Mary started
the whole thing.
633
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,758
Thank you.
I know.
634
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:07,859
Hold on a second.
635
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,529
I've been through a trauma and I need a moment.
636
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:23,342
And now Father Ritley
is letting her audition.
637
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,910
That is the last time
I try to help someone.
638
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,579
She is so going
to regret this.
639
00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:31,417
Oh, I got to
go, guys.
640
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,784
That's
probably Sky.
641
00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:33,985
Bye, Evian.
Bye, Evian.
642
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,821
Hi, Sky.
643
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,490
Do you miss me as much
as I miss you so much?
644
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:39,958
Evian,
645
00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,660
I saw what
you did to Mary today.
646
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:44,363
Not too ladylike.
I think we need to talk.
647
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,298
Is something wrong?
648
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:48,400
Look, I can't
talk right now.
649
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:49,668
But you just called me.
650
00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,804
Look, I got to go.
I'll, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
651
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,406
Meet me
at the gym. Bye.
652
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,611
Hmm.
653
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,846
...throughout
the New England area.
654
00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:02,514
They've been
hit hard this winter,
655
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,782
but the South remains warm.
656
00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:06,718
Grandma, why did you tell Father Ritley that I was a star?
657
00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:07,853
I was just talking.
658
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,423
Because that's...
That's what I want to be.
659
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:13,392
I really want
to audition.
660
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:14,960
You want to be
a businesswoman.
661
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:16,528
That's what you want!
662
00:38:16,562 --> 00:38:17,929
Don't you understand?
663
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,865
This is everything
I've ever wanted.
664
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:22,334
This is everything
I've ever hoped for.
665
00:38:22,368 --> 00:38:24,336
I just want
my life to begin.
666
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,004
Dreams can come true,
you know?
667
00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:27,773
And when Johnny comes back from the war,
668
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,707
we can start
a family
669
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:29,808
and begin our life
together on the farm.
670
00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:32,043
And if the crop's are good this year... Mary!
671
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:39,117
Could I please, please, please,
please audition?
672
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:40,452
No.
673
00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:41,553
Please?
674
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,088
No.
675
00:38:45,391 --> 00:38:46,792
You're horrible!
676
00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,394
You're horrible!
677
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:55,100
You're horrible!
678
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:01,740
You're horrible!
679
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:03,542
You're horrible!
680
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:09,681
Horrible!
681
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,465
Mary.
682
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:27,933
Leave me alone!
683
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,538
I didn't want
to do this.
684
00:39:34,072 --> 00:39:38,043
But it's time I told you
how your parents died.
685
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:40,679
What does that have to do
with the talent contest?
686
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:41,947
Everything.
687
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,018
I thought you said that Mom and Dad were savagely ripped apart
688
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,421
and eaten by a school
of hammerhead sharks.
689
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:52,023
I just told you that
to make you feel better.
690
00:39:52,658 --> 00:39:56,061
What I'm about
to tell you now is the truth,
691
00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:57,663
so help me God.
692
00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,466
17 years ago,
693
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,535
your parents entered
the Besamee Heights'
694
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:05,671
annual
step-dancing competition.
695
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:09,074
You mean, step-dancing
like in Riverdance?
696
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:11,977
That's nothing to what
your parents could do.
697
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:16,815
My mother taught it to me.
I taught it to your mum.
698
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,717
But so help me, Mary,
699
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,852
you will never step-dance
700
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:25,824
as long as I walk this...
Wheel around the earth.
701
00:40:27,559 --> 00:40:29,995
The year you were born,
702
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:33,699
the step-dancing competition
was fierce.
703
00:40:33,732 --> 00:40:36,735
A couple named O'Shea
704
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,938
looked like they'd be the first to beat your mum and dad.
705
00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,510
But your mother was determined to keep her title,
706
00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:45,844
no matter what it took.
707
00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:51,182
It began well enough.
708
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,885
Your parents
ate up that stage.
709
00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:57,989
Just when it looked as though your parents would be triumphant again,
710
00:40:58,023 --> 00:40:59,958
the unthinkable happened.
711
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:04,596
Fat Teddy McGinty's belly
struck the record player,
712
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,965
accidentally
turning up the speed.
713
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:11,637
And the step-dancers began stepping quicker and quicker,
trying to keep up.
714
00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:14,973
And that's when your mother fell.
- Whoa.
715
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,609
And she took your dad
down with her.
716
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,679
And before the dancers
could stop themselves,
717
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,882
they stomped
your parents to death.
718
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:29,187
Oh, Mary, I know
you want to perform,
719
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,691
but when you're
a businesswoman,
720
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:36,194
you'll be sitting
behind a desk all day, safe.
721
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:44,970
Rotate!
722
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:48,073
Oh, is that all you got?
Come on!
723
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,675
Sky and Evian
are breaking up.
724
00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:51,042
Oh, my God!
725
00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:52,978
Mare, Sky and Evian
are going to break up.
726
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,212
Sky's going to break up
with Evian!
727
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,513
Really?
Come on!
728
00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:02,320
Here he comes.
729
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:03,555
Evian, it's Sky.
730
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,926
Hi, Sky.
731
00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:09,561
What did you want to
talk to me about?
732
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,698
I think it would work
for me if we broke up.
733
00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:14,700
Oh.
734
00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:18,770
I... I don't understand.
735
00:42:18,804 --> 00:42:21,139
This is such a shock.
What's wrong?
736
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,008
Now you're
giving me attitude.
737
00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:27,613
Just tell me
what I did wrong.
738
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:30,148
Listen, we talked
about this last night
739
00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:31,950
till I was blue
in the face.
740
00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,953
We're just growing
in different directions.
741
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:39,825
I mean, you're this way
and I'm... I'm that way.
742
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:41,326
Oh. You're here.
I'm there.
743
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:44,329
And there's
no one right in here.
744
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,632
So it's over.
745
00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:48,099
Just like that. It's over.
746
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:49,968
You're telling me
that it's over.
747
00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,102
I guess so.
748
00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:54,072
Hey, Bartholomew,
nice name.
749
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,350
Just breathe.
750
00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:06,718
Poor Evian.
751
00:43:06,752 --> 00:43:07,886
Lucky you.
752
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,856
Sky's a single slice
of beefcake now.
753
00:43:10,889 --> 00:43:12,691
And he's on the rebound.
754
00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:15,794
It's like so obvious that you two are going to hook up.
755
00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:17,195
You really think so?
756
00:43:17,228 --> 00:43:19,831
Remember, he said
you have nice moves.
757
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,300
Well, that means he was looking at your body,
758
00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,102
which means
he thinks you're doable.
759
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,738
So basically,
he asked you to sleep with him.
760
00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,006
Oh, my goodness.
761
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,841
This relationship
is moving too fast.
762
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,743
Go talk to him before
somebody else dates him.
763
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:32,811
Really?
764
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:34,379
Go. Go. Go.
I don't know.
765
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:35,781
Okay.
766
00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:39,818
Excuse me.
767
00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,419
Hey, Sky.
Hey, Mary.
768
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,054
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
769
00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:46,291
Um, Sky, I know...
770
00:43:46,725 --> 00:43:51,763
That you haven't been single for a long time
771
00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:54,632
or anything like that,
but I was wondering...
772
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,335
If... If...
773
00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,370
Oh, God! Oh!
774
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,107
Give me some sugar.
775
00:44:03,341 --> 00:44:04,676
Oh, God,
you smell so good.
776
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:05,944
Oh, no!
Oh, God.
777
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,351
Sorry.
778
00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,787
It's going to be okay.
It's going to be all right.
779
00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:18,223
Now you have to
audition for the show.
780
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:20,291
'Cause that way Sky could see how talented you are,
781
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:22,660
and he will definitely
kiss you.
782
00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:25,096
Really?
You think so?
783
00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,699
Totally.
Wow.
784
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,347
Sky, promise me,
785
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:44,916
after you destroy the meteor that's headed towards earth,
786
00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:46,317
you'll come back
and kiss me.
787
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,719
I promise, babe.
788
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:52,490
* All my bags are packed
789
00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,692
* I'm ready to go
790
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,896
* I'm standing here
Hmm.
791
00:44:57,929 --> 00:45:00,131
* Outside your door
792
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:05,403
* I hate to wake you up
to say good-bye *
793
00:45:05,937 --> 00:45:09,240
Mary, I don't know
how to tell you this.
794
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,744
But I just
want you to know that
795
00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:15,246
I'm really going...
796
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,748
Can you shut the hell up?
797
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:19,250
I'm trying to talk!
798
00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:20,318
Hmm.
799
00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:23,254
You got to go.
No.
800
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:25,223
You have to get off me.
No!
801
00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,424
Mary,
please get off me.
802
00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:27,525
No! No!
803
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,927
Get the hell off me!
804
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,128
No! I want to stay!
805
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,864
Get off me!
There's a meteor coming! No!
806
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:34,199
Get off me!
No!
807
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,869
Mary, did you rewind the tape?
The customer's waiting.
808
00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:39,270
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
809
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:41,773
Now come on.
It's $2 Tuesday.
810
00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:03,494
Evian!
811
00:46:04,029 --> 00:46:05,463
Good to see you.
812
00:46:05,496 --> 00:46:07,933
Out walking for
scoliosis again?
813
00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:10,168
Oh, no, Mrs. Corrigan.
814
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:12,403
I just came by
to give Sky this.
815
00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,939
Aw.
Is he home?
816
00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:15,240
Yes, he's just...
817
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:18,576
Actually, can you
wait a moment?
818
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,912
No, definitely not.
No way.
819
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,083
I'm sorry.
Sky's not home.
820
00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,219
Oh. Okay.
821
00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:29,821
Then could you
tell him
822
00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:32,090
if he wants to talk to...
Give me a call?
823
00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:34,392
Don't want to talk.
Go away!
824
00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:38,429
Okay, I'll tell him
if I see him.
825
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,465
Nice knowing you.
826
00:46:40,498 --> 00:46:41,532
Oh, but wait.
827
00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,401
I'm still going to see you around,
aren't I?
828
00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:46,337
Oh. Now you're
giving me attitude?
829
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,605
I'm not giving you
attitude.
830
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,340
Just tell me
what I did wrong!
831
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:51,509
What are you going to do,
hit me, too?
832
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,514
Hey, Evian,
I made up a new dance move.
833
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,851
It's called the
"move on with your life."
834
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:01,186
Ha!
835
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:04,555
I did the fax machine
for you!
836
00:47:12,097 --> 00:47:16,935
Mary Katherine
Gallagher must die.
837
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:23,241
No, I do like you.
838
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,410
But it's too soon.
839
00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,880
You just broke up
with her. We can't.
840
00:47:32,383 --> 00:47:33,919
Stop making me laugh.
841
00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:36,221
Shh.
842
00:47:53,571 --> 00:47:57,608
Oh, dear God,
please make this crazy kid go away.
843
00:47:58,009 --> 00:48:00,311
Go away.
Go away. Go away.
844
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:02,981
Dear God, please make
this crazy kid go away.
845
00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:14,525
What do you
want from me?
846
00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,197
My journal.
847
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,565
Thanks.
848
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:25,971
A flower.
849
00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,339
Thanks.
850
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:39,450
Mmm-hmm.
851
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:44,489
Thank you, Thomas,
for that tribute to Star Wars.
852
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:46,591
Very, uh, astounding.
853
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:48,559
Like I was there.
854
00:48:48,593 --> 00:48:50,261
Well, we seem
to have a lot of...
855
00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:53,098
I feel really good about our chances,
don't you, Sky?
856
00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:55,200
Do you hear something, Dylan? No.
857
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:56,601
'Cause it sounds like
someone I used to go out with
858
00:48:56,634 --> 00:48:58,003
acting like we're
still going out,
859
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,637
even though
we're definitely not.
860
00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:01,139
Definitely not.
861
00:49:01,372 --> 00:49:02,974
No. Game over.
862
00:49:06,677 --> 00:49:08,413
* The devil went down
to Georgia
863
00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,115
* He was looking
for a soul to steal
864
00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,683
* He was in a bind
'cause he was way behind
865
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:14,185
* And he was willing
to make a deal
866
00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:16,487
* When he came across
this young man
867
00:49:16,521 --> 00:49:18,489
* Sawing on a fiddle
and playing it hot
868
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:20,225
* And the devil jumped up
on a hickory stump
869
00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:21,526
* And said, "Boy,
let me tell you what"
870
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,063
* And the devil's in you and the devil's in me Uh, la, la, la.
871
00:49:25,096 --> 00:49:25,496
* And the devil's
got a big hard... *
872
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:26,664
Maria!
873
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:30,435
Thank you, Maria.
Thank you.
874
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:38,043
Next up we have, um,
Mary Katherine...
875
00:49:38,076 --> 00:49:39,610
Gallagher!
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
876
00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:43,114
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
877
00:49:43,148 --> 00:49:45,416
Okay, just stand there.
Here. Stand here.
878
00:49:45,450 --> 00:49:47,985
Come. Stand there.
Stand there. That's good.
879
00:49:50,255 --> 00:49:52,390
So, what are you going
to do for us, Mary?
880
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:56,661
I just want to say
that I'm multitalented,
881
00:49:56,694 --> 00:49:59,697
but today I've chosen to express myself through song.
882
00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,701
Okay.
883
00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:09,540
* You
884
00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:13,744
* You ask me
if I love you
885
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:18,049
* And I choke on my reply
886
00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:24,155
* I'd rather
tell you honestly
887
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:28,659
* Than mislead you
with a lie
888
00:50:30,128 --> 00:50:33,564
* And sometimes
when we touch
889
00:50:34,332 --> 00:50:37,535
* The honesty's too much
890
00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:42,607
* I have to close
my eyes
891
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:46,544
* And hide
892
00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:50,315
* I wanna hold you
till I die
893
00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:54,485
* Till we both
break down
894
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:56,521
* And cry
895
00:50:57,488 --> 00:51:01,592
* I wanna hold you
896
00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:06,297
* Till the fear in me
897
00:51:06,697 --> 00:51:10,268
* Subsides
898
00:51:19,177 --> 00:51:20,811
Mary, that was...
That was good.
899
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,681
Good.
900
00:51:24,149 --> 00:51:25,350
Superstar!
901
00:51:35,693 --> 00:51:36,694
Yeah!
902
00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:55,580
Shut up!
903
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:57,815
You said you liked
the movie Carrie.
904
00:51:57,848 --> 00:51:59,817
How do you like it now,
Mary?
905
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,552
Retard!
Shut up.
906
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:03,554
Bullshit!
Shut up!
907
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:06,624
Retard!
908
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,728
This is not funny.
Shut up, man!
909
00:52:10,761 --> 00:52:12,163
Mare!
Mary!
910
00:52:14,699 --> 00:52:15,866
Mary?
911
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,309
Mary Katherine, please!
912
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,345
Mary!
913
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,628
Slater,
would you talk to me?
914
00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:21,899
Can you please just say something to me, please?
915
00:53:32,643 --> 00:53:34,545
Your birthmark
looks like shit.
916
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:40,518
You're the little boy
that I saved at the pool?
917
00:53:40,818 --> 00:53:42,387
Yeah.
918
00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,227
So why does everyone
think you're crazy?
919
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:56,634
Because
I never talk.
920
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:59,704
So people make up stories.
921
00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:04,008
And I'd rather that
they're scared of me than...
922
00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,679
Make fun
of my stutter.
923
00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:10,448
Yeah.
924
00:54:10,481 --> 00:54:12,683
So what really happened
to your parents?
925
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,320
They were savagely
ripped apart
926
00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:19,023
and eaten by a school
of hammerhead sharks.
927
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:23,260
That happens a lot.
Yeah.
928
00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,796
Hey, Slater,
929
00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:28,433
I know I haven't known you that long or anything, but...
930
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,001
Can I ask you
a question?
931
00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:32,737
Yeah.
932
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,940
Do you think
I'm pretty?
933
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:39,043
Sometimes I just...
934
00:54:40,545 --> 00:54:42,580
I just hate the way I am.
935
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,451
I just hate
the way I am.
936
00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:51,722
I'm sorry
I almost drowned you.
937
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,996
That's all right.
I was probably drowning before you got there.
938
00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:03,401
I'm a horrible swimmer.
Really?
939
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,003
That's funny.
940
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:10,341
Mary?
941
00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:15,513
I think
you look great.
942
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,048
I think
you look beautiful.
943
00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:25,890
Well, I'm going to go
wash off.
944
00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:26,957
Do you want to
come with me?
945
00:55:30,795 --> 00:55:31,929
Okay.
946
00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,371
What are you doing?
947
00:55:40,405 --> 00:55:42,507
Uh,
testing the water.
948
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,876
There's two ways that you can get into the water.
949
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:48,746
That way or...
950
00:55:48,779 --> 00:55:49,914
This way!
951
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,682
Well.
952
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,817
It's late.
953
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,921
This is my house.
954
00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:32,723
So, thanks.
955
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:34,559
Hey, Slater.
956
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,828
Did you really mean it
when you said that...
957
00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,430
You thought
I looked beautiful?
958
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:41,832
Yeah.
959
00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:45,135
Do you think that even
without the talent show,
960
00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:46,971
Sky would still
want to kiss me?
961
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:56,113
I think Sky would have to be crazy not to want to kiss you.
962
00:56:58,015 --> 00:56:58,916
Really?
963
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:02,119
Oh! Thanks.
964
00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:07,091
I'll, uh,
see you later, Mary.
965
00:57:10,595 --> 00:57:12,530
Oh, God.
966
00:57:13,998 --> 00:57:17,768
Thank you so much
for making Slater my friend.
967
00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,539
And please, God,
forgive me...
968
00:57:21,572 --> 00:57:24,509
For not telling Slater that I went to the bathroom in the pool tonight.
969
00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:29,647
* I had a dream
970
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,884
* A dream about you, baby
971
00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:35,720
Hi, Grandma.
972
00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:38,155
* It's gonna
come true, baby *
973
00:57:38,623 --> 00:57:39,857
Sorry I'm late.
974
00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:43,861
Stayed at school
to study business,
975
00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,730
and I lost track
of time.
976
00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:47,464
Father Ritley called.
977
00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:51,902
He told me you tried out
for the talent show.
978
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,906
I'm sorry. I never
should have done that.
979
00:57:56,641 --> 00:57:59,109
I promise I'll never
lie to you again, okay?
980
00:57:59,777 --> 00:58:00,878
You made it.
981
00:58:01,078 --> 00:58:02,212
Made what?
982
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,749
You passed the audition.
983
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:07,618
I did? I did!
984
00:58:07,652 --> 00:58:09,654
Oh, my goodness!
985
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:11,889
Really?
I did?
986
00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:15,593
But they want you to
lose the end with the paint.
987
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:16,794
Really?
988
00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:18,395
Grandma, please let me do it.
Please let me do it.
989
00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:19,396
Please let me do it.
990
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,667
I can't let you be
in any talent show, Mary.
991
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:27,071
But I can help you
to star in one.
992
00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:29,674
You see that there?
993
00:58:29,707 --> 00:58:32,543
I danced in that show
on Broadway.
994
00:58:33,243 --> 00:58:35,179
And these dead stems
995
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,548
used to
step-ball-change
996
00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:40,150
two shows a day
six days a week.
997
00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:43,654
If you're going
on the stage, Mary,
998
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:46,290
I don't want you
stinking up the place
999
00:58:46,323 --> 00:58:48,559
with some paint dance.
1000
00:58:48,759 --> 00:58:51,095
Oh, Grandma, you don't know
how much this means to me.
1001
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,097
Because there's
this boy at school...
1002
00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:54,098
No boys.
1003
00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:57,201
If you're going to do this,
1004
00:58:57,234 --> 00:59:00,571
you're going to do it
for yourself, like I did.
1005
00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,175
Higher. Kick higher!
1006
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,977
I can't. It's hard.
1007
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:09,814
Razzle, dazzle!
1008
00:59:09,847 --> 00:59:11,081
I don't know
what that means.
1009
00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:12,349
Windmill, windmill!
1010
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,718
Windmill, windmill.
1011
00:59:18,355 --> 00:59:20,124
Oh, Frances!
1012
00:59:20,758 --> 00:59:22,960
Sweet Frances,
please don't die.
1013
00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,963
Frances, Frances,
please don't die.
1014
00:59:25,996 --> 00:59:28,733
Frances, go back.
She needs you.
1015
00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:29,967
Go back!
1016
00:59:31,001 --> 00:59:33,270
You want to go fetch?
Go fetch.
1017
00:59:34,371 --> 00:59:36,140
Go fetch.
- Frances.
1018
00:59:36,173 --> 00:59:37,942
That way,
my dog friend. Go on.
1019
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:40,010
Frances.
1020
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,150
She's alive!
You're all right.
1021
00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:46,984
Super.
1022
00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:48,786
Now,
1023
00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:51,121
if we really want to knock them on their keisters,
1024
00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:52,589
we're going to need
a chorus line.
1025
00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,594
One, two...
1026
00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,697
What's his problem?
1027
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:01,832
I, I got the D.T.s,
Mrs. Gallagher.
1028
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,301
D. T.s are from being drunk,
not high, you fruit.
1029
01:00:04,735 --> 01:00:06,804
He's got his fake addictions confused, Mrs. Gallagher.
1030
01:00:06,837 --> 01:00:08,172
No, I just...
1031
01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:12,042
I'm just so high
I think I'm drunk.
1032
01:00:14,411 --> 01:00:17,081
We've got two days
to the big show.
1033
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:20,150
So when I say kick,
you want to kick.
1034
01:00:20,184 --> 01:00:21,986
And when I say dip,
you dip.
1035
01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,321
And when I say tap,
you tap.
1036
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:25,389
And when I say...
1037
01:00:25,422 --> 01:00:26,857
They get it, Grandma.
They get it. They get it.
1038
01:00:26,891 --> 01:00:28,158
I've got two more.
1039
01:00:28,192 --> 01:00:31,161
And when I say booga-booga,
you booga-booga.
1040
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,362
What's "booga-booga"
mean?
1041
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,330
I don't know,
1042
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:36,066
but if I say it,
you better figure it out.
1043
01:00:58,923 --> 01:01:02,059
Whoa!
1044
01:01:02,092 --> 01:01:03,828
I slipped.
1045
01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,230
Everything's fine.
1046
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:07,197
Slip-a-roo.
1047
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,747
Ooh!
1048
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:24,014
Yeah!
1049
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,342
Superstar!
1050
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,918
- Hi, there!
- Howdy, neighbor.
1051
01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:03,353
Un-deviled eggs!
1052
01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:06,290
Lady crucifingers!
1053
01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:08,525
There's my grandmother.
Oh, my god.
1054
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,028
It's all
Mary Mag-delicious.
1055
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:13,163
Look, there's
Maria's parents.
1056
01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:21,705
Oh. Good evening,
1057
01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:25,776
uh, everyone! Welcome to St.
Monica's Catholic High School.
1058
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:30,314
So, are we all ready
to fight VD?
1059
01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:33,417
Love her.
1060
01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:36,553
I hope that you're
as excited as I am,
1061
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:41,025
uh, to see who will win this free trip to Hollywood
1062
01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:43,027
with a chance
to appear as an extra
1063
01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:46,096
in a movie with
positive moral values.
1064
01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,502
Uh, but first,
let's not forget
1065
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:55,906
we would not be here tonight
if it wasn't for VD.
1066
01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:58,342
VD Rules!
1067
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:03,380
A puss-filled,
but blistering,
1068
01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:05,349
sinful malady...
1069
01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:07,918
That a few of you may already have come in contact with.
1070
01:03:09,253 --> 01:03:12,990
You must resist, children.
Resist the urge
1071
01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:14,224
that lingers in your loins.
1072
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:17,494
But as the saying goes...
1073
01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,529
"Girls have a button
and boys have a pole,
1074
01:03:19,563 --> 01:03:21,498
"and wicked touching
takes its toll."
1075
01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:24,334
So you must be strong
and resist.
1076
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:27,204
For those who are weak
will no doubt one day
1077
01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:30,074
burn and fester
in the swollen
1078
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:33,610
VD infested
fiery pits of hell!
1079
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:37,381
But let's have some fun and meet our judges.
Over here...
1080
01:03:37,414 --> 01:03:39,583
Hey, are you guys ready?
1081
01:03:39,616 --> 01:03:42,386
Mary, we're like really nervous.
Yeah.
1082
01:03:42,419 --> 01:03:43,954
What if they
make fun of us?
1083
01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:49,359
Okay. I just wanna say
one thing to all of you.
1084
01:03:49,393 --> 01:03:51,862
Don't listen to the names
that people call you.
1085
01:03:52,096 --> 01:03:55,065
If you believe in yourself,
then nobody can hurt you.
1086
01:03:55,399 --> 01:03:57,334
You are your own rainbow.
1087
01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,869
Wow.
1088
01:03:58,903 --> 01:04:00,504
That's really
insightful.
1089
01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:04,041
That's from The Initiation of Sarah starring Miss Shelley Winters.
1090
01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,275
Yeah?
Cool.
1091
01:04:05,309 --> 01:04:06,310
Yeah.
1092
01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,346
Okay, uh, from
Catholic Teen magazine,
1093
01:04:09,579 --> 01:04:11,949
we have their teen
gossip columnists,
1094
01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:14,251
George and Moira McDaniels.
1095
01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:15,886
Yeah.
Welcome and thanks for joining us.
1096
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:21,158
Well, it's show time
here at St. Monica's.
1097
01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:24,528
So let's get things started
with our first contestant,
1098
01:04:24,561 --> 01:04:27,464
Howard Feinstein!
1099
01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:32,002
Ladies and gentlemen!
1100
01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:36,640
Tonight, I'm going for The Full Monty.
- What?
1101
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:42,046
* Lookin' for some hot stuff
baby, this evenin'
1102
01:04:42,079 --> 01:04:45,282
* I need some hot stuff
baby, tonight
1103
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,351
* I want some hot stuff
Enough! Come on!
1104
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,319
* Baby, This Evening
Yeah.
1105
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:56,660
Perhaps this would be an opportune time to thank Howard's father.
1106
01:04:59,029 --> 01:05:01,065
Hi, Mary.
1107
01:05:01,098 --> 01:05:05,035
The school therapist says I have to apologize,
so I'm sorry.
1108
01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:07,972
And, Helen,
I'm sorry I made fun of your very hairy lip.
1109
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,308
I was going through a really difficult time,
but it's fine now
1110
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:15,112
because Sky and I are together again,
dancing in the show.
1111
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:19,950
And, um, what I'm
really trying to say is...
1112
01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,488
Good luck.
1113
01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:28,492
Mary, I'm like
really sorry
1114
01:05:28,525 --> 01:05:33,097
'cause I know how hard you worked to impress Sky tonight.
1115
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:35,165
It's okay.
1116
01:05:35,199 --> 01:05:38,235
Tonight is for me,
not for Sky.
1117
01:05:56,553 --> 01:05:57,988
"Entering?"
1118
01:05:58,522 --> 01:05:59,323
Huh?
1119
01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:11,668
You're not gonna
miss the show, are you?
1120
01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:17,107
Roadside thing's
freaking you out, huh?
1121
01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:18,508
Who are you?
1122
01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:21,578
Mary Katherine Gallagher's
subconscious idea of God.
1123
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:24,014
Okay.
1124
01:06:24,048 --> 01:06:25,615
Okay.
1125
01:06:25,649 --> 01:06:27,751
Now just
my take on this,
1126
01:06:27,784 --> 01:06:30,254
but you might want to reconsider this bike ride.
1127
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,488
Why?
1128
01:06:31,521 --> 01:06:34,558
Because I'm working
in a mysterious way here.
1129
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:38,395
Man!
You noticed how you tried to leave town,
1130
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:40,664
but it didn't work out,
but you just kept on trying?
1131
01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:41,865
Right?
1132
01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:45,735
What say you take that positive attitude and apply it to...
1133
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:49,005
I don't know.
Maybe you could help me.
1134
01:06:49,606 --> 01:06:51,175
Any thoughts?
1135
01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:55,545
Mary!
1136
01:06:55,579 --> 01:06:58,615
You think...
Mary likes me?
1137
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:01,551
Why'd I make everyone so insecure?
Here's a clue...
1138
01:07:01,585 --> 01:07:03,420
The lord God,
1139
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:05,822
is materializing
on a highway,
1140
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:08,558
to guide you to her.
1141
01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:13,097
Now look,
that's the real road out of Besamee Heights.
1142
01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,432
The decision
is up to you.
1143
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:34,784
Thank you, Helen.
Quite a feat of strength.
1144
01:07:34,818 --> 01:07:38,288
Thanks.
The amazing Sean!
1145
01:07:38,322 --> 01:07:39,823
My brother.
1146
01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:44,494
Next up, uh,
we have Sky Corrigan and Evian Graham.
1147
01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:51,201
I just want everyone
to know...
1148
01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:53,703
That even though Evian
and I are dancing together,
1149
01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:55,739
we're still broken up.
- Yeah!
1150
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:57,507
Repeat... Broken up.
1151
01:07:58,208 --> 01:07:59,743
Thank you.
1152
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:22,632
Huh!
1153
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:35,812
You know
you want me back.
1154
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,682
We're dancing together,
but we've grown apart.
1155
01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:40,417
Five, six, seven, eight.
1156
01:08:44,554 --> 01:08:46,523
Forgive me, father,
for I have sinned.
1157
01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:48,258
It has been two days
since my last confession.
1158
01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:49,626
What?
1159
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:52,229
Mary Katherine,
aren't you supposed to be in the show tonight?
1160
01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:53,830
Father, you're not
supposed to say my name.
1161
01:08:54,331 --> 01:08:56,400
Oh. Yep. Okay.
1162
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,768
Go ahead.
Okay.
1163
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,804
I feel really bad because...
1164
01:09:01,305 --> 01:09:03,873
I've committed
a sin of selfishness.
1165
01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:08,278
All my life I've asked God
to make me a star, every day.
1166
01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,580
I'm always
thinking of myself.
1167
01:09:10,814 --> 01:09:13,517
And tonight, I just
want him to know that...
1168
01:09:13,717 --> 01:09:16,220
It's okay if he never
does that for me.
1169
01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:18,188
It's all right.
1170
01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:20,424
I promise I'll never ask
for anything again
1171
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:22,692
if he just does this
one thing for me tonight.
1172
01:09:22,726 --> 01:09:23,860
And what is that,
my child?
1173
01:09:25,195 --> 01:09:27,897
Please just get me through tonight safely for my grandmother.
1174
01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:32,602
Watch over me so that
I can watch over her.
1175
01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,873
Mary, it's time
to go on stage. Go.
1176
01:09:37,641 --> 01:09:40,277
Use the gifts
God gave you.
1177
01:09:52,021 --> 01:09:53,357
Yeah!
1178
01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:02,666
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
1179
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,935
All right. Um...
1180
01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:09,739
Our last contestant tonight...
1181
01:10:09,773 --> 01:10:12,276
Mary Katherine Gallagher.
1182
01:10:28,292 --> 01:10:31,695
* Sometimes I wonder
1183
01:10:32,296 --> 01:10:35,231
* Where I've been
1184
01:10:36,366 --> 01:10:38,802
* Who I am
1185
01:10:39,469 --> 01:10:42,539
* Do I fit in
1186
01:10:42,806 --> 01:10:44,408
You suck!
1187
01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:47,711
* Make-believing
1188
01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:51,415
* Is hard alone
1189
01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,651
* Out here
1190
01:10:54,918 --> 01:10:58,422
* On my own
1191
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,861
* We're always provin'
1192
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:09,399
* Who we are
1193
01:11:09,699 --> 01:11:11,801
* Always reachin'
1194
01:11:12,536 --> 01:11:15,572
* For that rising star
1195
01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:19,443
* To guide me far
1196
01:11:19,876 --> 01:11:22,379
* And shine me home
1197
01:11:23,513 --> 01:11:25,582
* Out here
1198
01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:32,322
* On my own
1199
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:49,706
* When I'm down
and feelin' blue
1200
01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:52,709
* I close my eyes
so I can be with you
1201
01:11:52,742 --> 01:11:55,845
* Baby, be strong for me
baby, belong to me
1202
01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:58,815
* Help me through
* Help her through
1203
01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:00,584
* Help me through
1204
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,022
Pop!
1205
01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:09,459
Bam! Pow!
1206
01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,630
Ah. Oh.
1207
01:12:16,433 --> 01:12:17,634
Wait.
1208
01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:23,473
Mary, it's too fast.
1209
01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:24,808
Just keep going.
1210
01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:50,667
Mary!
1211
01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:54,904
Get up, Mary!
1212
01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:04,414
Get up!
You can do it!
1213
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:12,155
We don't know what to do.
1214
01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:13,623
It's okay.
It's okay.
1215
01:13:21,865 --> 01:13:23,700
What do we do?
1216
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,401
Just follow me.
1217
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:29,439
Follow Mary, you guys.
1218
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,043
Yeah.
1219
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:11,147
Whoo!
1220
01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:22,592
Yeah!
1221
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:29,198
Yeah!
1222
01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:39,543
Yeah!
1223
01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,245
Are you ready? Good.
1224
01:14:42,912 --> 01:14:44,013
Good.
1225
01:14:45,148 --> 01:14:48,618
Well, I'm pleased to announce that the winner
1226
01:14:48,652 --> 01:14:52,188
of the Catholic Teen magazine's free trip to Hollywood
1227
01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:54,724
with a chance to appear
as an extra
1228
01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:57,961
in a movie with
positive moral values
1229
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:01,030
is Mary Katherine Gallagher.
1230
01:15:03,933 --> 01:15:05,101
Ha-ha!
1231
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:07,236
What?
1232
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:16,913
Evian. Hey.
1233
01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:20,550
I just wanted
to say that I think
1234
01:15:20,584 --> 01:15:23,019
you did a really good job up there tonight.
1235
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,154
You showed a lot of energy and enthusiasm, and I...
1236
01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:28,658
I really like your
choice of costume.
1237
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:31,728
But I just feel really bad for you,
'cause I guess...
1238
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:34,230
You didn't know that you were competing against a...
1239
01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:35,732
Superstar!
1240
01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,571
Yes!
1241
01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:48,978
Hey, Mary.
1242
01:15:49,378 --> 01:15:50,714
Hey.
1243
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,116
You really do have
some nice moves.
1244
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,084
Thanks.
1245
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,877
So what did you
think of that?
1246
01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,980
It was okay.
1247
01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:34,323
It was bad.
1248
01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,163
So I let Sky go,
1249
01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,967
and I figured it was time
to let my dream go, too.
1250
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,903
'Cause maybe that's all
it would ever be...
1251
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:48,972
A dream.
1252
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:51,607
Or maybe not.
1253
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,744
You said to jump in.
1254
01:17:01,350 --> 01:17:05,221
I'm outta here.
1255
01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:10,359
What are you? Gay?
Five times more gay than you think.
1256
01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:11,895
Four more to go,
peaches.
1257
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:29,078
And that's my story.
1258
01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:33,449
That's my
entire story.
1259
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:37,653
I wanted you to know so that you would
understand why I can't see you anymore.
1260
01:17:38,454 --> 01:17:41,691
So... I guess
this is good-bye.
1261
01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:45,995
What are you saying?
1262
01:17:46,262 --> 01:17:48,031
You want a good-bye
what?
1263
01:17:49,232 --> 01:17:51,067
No, I can't.
1264
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:55,438
I can't.
I'm seeing Slater now.
1265
01:17:57,506 --> 01:17:59,843
Oh, you're so bad.
1266
01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:02,712
Okay, just one
for the road.
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