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老公
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发财了！ 我们中了六合彩啊！
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不用这么夸张嘛！
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笑口枣，我去加拿大了
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你在香港会不会花心的
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发达了，那我不是放大假
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求之不得
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什么？
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你当我没人要呀！？
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你的心这么大，我怎会变心呢？
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今天下午三点恒丰银行宣布倒闭
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大批市民涌到银行
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提兑现款
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但据财政司透露
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存户的存款是不可以得到清还
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带弟，他们在那边，快点
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爸爸，为什么你们那么迟才到？
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我们中了六四九呀！ 不过给人抢了
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那些贼在哪里
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那些贼在二四街
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唉呀，过了五点就拿不到钱了
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二四街？我知道在哪里
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我马上去开车
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-我和你去
-快点
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还想跑，还我钱
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-快点
-好
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那张奖券过了今天五点就没用了
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撞他撞他
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给回我
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世伯，奖券在这里
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我先拿着奖券
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老婆救命呀
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我来
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打他…
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我赶到已经五点十分
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我已经尽量踩得很快的了
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傻丫头，别哭
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今天是二十三号呀，不是二十四号
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傻瓜
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是啊，二十三号
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二十三号？老婆，我明白了
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香港时间比这里快16小时
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加拿大的今天，不是香港的今天
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加拿大的今天，是香港的昨天
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-奖券在不在这里？
-在这里
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好极了
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你又说今天是最后领钱的期限
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不是今天，明天还有得拿啊
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-我们发财罗
-好呀…
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老公
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我们明天领到奖金
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多少也要给点来弟的同学
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人家对我们这么好
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连房子也让给我们住
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行了，你以为我这么没良心吗？
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那早点睡吧
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怎么睡得着嘛
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那你去看看你那些女儿睡了没有
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乖啦，仔仔妈妈抱
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你的同学还没有回来呀？
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那有那么早他做兼职去了
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你还不去睡？
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赶着做功课呀，放完假要交的
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好好念书，老爸有的是钱，怎么样？
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谢谢老爸
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做完这些早点睡吧
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圣诞快乐！
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你怎么搞成这样？
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扮圣诞老人可以拿两份酬劳
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喏！ 圣诞礼物
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是你还是鸡块呀？
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两样全部送给你
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你，我就不要了，鸡块我就要
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你看看，有没有搞错
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还有得剩的
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缩回脚！
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放中间
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你先过去
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HELLO，有什么可以为你效劳？
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领奖
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对不起，我不明白
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笃！ 笃！ …中了！
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我完全听不懂…你们在说什么？
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-钱…钱…
-等等
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怎么样？
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-不见了？
-去了哪里？
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找不找得到
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奖券啊
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我看一下
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对了…你中了大奖！
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-祝贺你，等一等呀
-是呀…
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你是，银姝妹？
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是啊！ …奀…
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奀姝妹，对，这照片很旧了
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你现在是胖得多了，胖点！
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说你胖啊！
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是啊，生太多了吗
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对了…你是雷达…
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骠…
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骠…
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OK，谢谢你呀
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让我放好
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喂，干什么？走掉了？
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不要怕，去拿钱啊
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喂，会不会溜掉呀
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那么久的？
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不会吧，政府办的呀
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我是说那个经理呀
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经理
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灯也熄了
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快点出去看看有什么事发生
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去吧…
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没有人，是不是溜了
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问一问别人有没有看见经理
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问她们俩个吧
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有没有看见经理
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经理…
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对不起，我不能告诉你
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走了？去前面看一下吧
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妈妈，圣诞快乐！ 爸爸，圣诞快乐
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-带你们去看看一些东西，来吧
-经理
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-我们是来领奖的
-拿奖啊
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-苹果
-给个苹果给我做什么？
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我是来找经理的
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我就是经理
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是他了，钱呢？
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-拿来呀
-钱…
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-几千万变成一块钱，你要吧
-一块啊，你神经病呀
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钱…
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老公，大支票啊
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那么大张支票
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都不知道拿不拿得到钱
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什么收不到钱
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你没有看电视节目的吗？
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颁奖的时候都是那么大张支票的
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财不可露眼，现在怎么拿？
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是啊
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你脱了大衣包住它
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那不就没人知道了
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等等…你看
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这张才是真的
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漂亮吧？这种颜色今年最流行的
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蛮漂亮的，跟狐狸精没两样
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说我狐狸精，你蠢得像猪一样
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-HI
-糟了
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-姐姐，发生大事了
-什么？！
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美亚我来了，又说你给火烧伤了
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整容整得不错啊
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知道我是谁吗？
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是人罗
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是爸骗那些邻居的
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这个是毛毛，我的未婚夫
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他是笑口枣，我以前的男朋友
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不是以前，是以后
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我照顾你的下半生
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笑口枣
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你要了下半身？那我不是亏本？
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连上半身也要，全身也要
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美亚，我要你整个人
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没人可以碰你
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我每天碰
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不要吵啦
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美亚，你不可以移情别恋的
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美亚，你告诉他，你爱我呀
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哇！ 好肉麻呀
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大不了我分成两边吧
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我是左撇子，我要右边
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我要左边
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我要前边
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我要后边，哎，又亏本了
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慢慢习惯吧，对吧美亚？
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打者爱也
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-我也要呀
-好
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我成全你
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你们两个不要再烦我了
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爱情是不可以勉强的
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你们先回去，给点时间姐姐考虑嘛
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你们先走吧，不要吵他们两个做功课
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我刚刚来，还没地方住
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不介意的话，就在这里打地铺啦
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好呀
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不行，到我家住吧
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为什么那么好？
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怕你留下来混水摸鱼呀
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老爸，我们不是中了一千万的嘛？
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怎么到了我们手只有几百万呀？
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扣掉彩券税，利得税，慈善税
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剩下来的就只有这点了
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这样说，香港比较好啦
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上次中一千九百万
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就收足一千九百万，是不是？
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那能比呀
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每个地方都有规则的嘛
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老公，去旅游吧
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旅什么游？
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人家说水都威尼斯很漂亮呀
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香港没有吗？
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哪里有？
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避风塘嘛
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炒垥仔，蟹脚，什么都有
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人家说，威尼斯啊很靓很罗曼蒂克呢
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的确，威尼斯很浪漫的
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听到没有人家都说威尼斯好呀
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喂，老外会请国语呀
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对呀，糟，那怎么办
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我们的秘密不就全让他知道罗
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是啊，我什么都听到
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你看，连鬼影都没有
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他想怎么样没人知道的
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是不是，还没说完就停车了
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对不起，车子坏了
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我下车去看个究竟
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下车跟着他
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别忘了把支票收好呀
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那倒不怕，支票画线的
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人家不会绑票不行呀
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是呀，撕票会死人的
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喂，大麻袋呀
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桥底好深呀
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也去拿件家伙呀，来吧
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换一个
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拿着
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我有了，谢谢
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他那根比我的大啊
227
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我们两个压都要压死他呀
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只怕他有同党呀
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对不起，我要去打电话
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叫人来帮忙
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-去死吧
-什么事？
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-老婆，走吧
-等一等
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老公，快点来扶我起来呀
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走吧
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00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:53,643
喂，为什么老爸，妈咪还不回来呀
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是嘛，都四点多了，天都快黑了
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老爸，妈咪
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老爸，妈咪，你们给人家打呀？
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有你妈咪在，谁敢动我们呀
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是啊，刚才那吓人呀
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00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,916
那个开计程车的想绑我们票呀
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00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,834
给我来个泰山压顶
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给我压得他起不来
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妈咪，厉害
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那还用说
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对了，老公
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00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,885
这里这么多人知道我们中奖
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连上街都担惊受怕，不如回去算了
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说得对，难道在这里让人抢呀
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00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,727
来弟去查查看有没有机位
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妈咪，你们先回去吧
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00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,774
我想留在这里念完两年毕业才回去
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-好呀
-那怎么行？
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00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,069
留你一个人在这里，我们不放心
255
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,404
妈咪，我已经长大了
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是嘛，她都长大了
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就是因为她长大了
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你没看见她今天早上和谁睡在一起吗？
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00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,995
男女授受不亲
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我们经常是这样的
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什么？
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有时同学来过夜
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00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,583
不够地方就一起睡罗
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00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,086
来外国念书这种心理是最要不得的
265
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,712
总想洋化自己
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00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,339
以前没钱就没话好说
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00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,508
不说当奴隶，当狗也要呀
268
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:08,510
这些就是我们中国人坚忍精神
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能屈能伸
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00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,388
现在我们赚到外国人钱了
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还不回去做皇帝子孙
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00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,225
龙的传人，衣锦还乡
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既然全家来，就要全家走
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不能留下
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是啊，乖乖的，听老爸话回去吧
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00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,359
我今年二十一岁啦，我会做的
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是嘛
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是什么呀，二十一岁怎么样？
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00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,405
八十一岁你还是我的女儿
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女儿已经念大学了，思想成熟了嘛
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给我读完大学才回去吧
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是嘛，两年时间很快过的
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00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,123
难道你不想女儿毕业吗？是不是？
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行，你留下来可以
285
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,210
但是不可以跟阿水住在一起
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00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,212
啊，原来是为了这个
287
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,630
我们没有做错事啊
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要不是他教我功课呀
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00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:47,882
我还赶不上哩
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是嘛
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00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,261
是什么呀，我们在的时候就没事
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00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,178
我们不在的时候呢
293
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,805
如果我想做的话一早就做了
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00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:56,891
好了，你别再跟老爸顶嘴啦
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算了吧
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00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,520
我是想学独立生活嘛
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独立生活？
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00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,815
在这里，你学什么都没有用
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00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:04,899
你皮肤是黄色的
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00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,276
喂，圣诞快乐，各位
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喂，你过来
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00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,197
我给你十万块
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以后不准骚扰我女儿
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00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,992
我不懂你在说什么
305
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:14,951
二十万
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00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:15,785
老爸
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00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,662
你不要用金钱来侮辱我的朋友好不好？
308
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,330
侮辱？给他钱还说侮辱？
309
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,625
以前老爸想找人用钱来侮辱我都找不到呀
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00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,795
二十万加币，给我好啦
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00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,881
来弟，算了，听老爸话
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00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,507
跟老爸回去吧
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00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,217
跟他回去那等于我们承认做错事啦
314
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,136
是嘛，我们很好的
315
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,262
我们没做错事呀
316
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,847
我最后问你一句
317
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,515
你到底跟不跟我回去
318
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,516
你不要那么野蛮
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00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,060
我想和你讲道理而已
320
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,561
那是说我野蛮？
321
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,313
好，如果你不跟他分开
322
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,606
我跟你脱离父女关系
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00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:47,317
别吵啦，用不用搞得这么麻烦啊？
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00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,568
你是有心找麻烦
325
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,910
好，我决定回去
326
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,411
谁要走的就跟我上来
327
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,372
-老公呀，老公
-妈妈
328
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,293
老爸，妈妈
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00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,089
对不起呀
330
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,049
该对不起的是我
331
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,562
哇，你真有一套
332
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,481
连电脑也查不出的亲属
333
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,607
你居然能接到飞机了
334
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,610
当然啦，是妈妈打电话告诉我的
335
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,112
你们发了财嘛
336
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,280
现在提起雷达骠这名字
337
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,865
唐人街是无人不知呀
338
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,243
幸好走得快
339
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,370
不然呀麻烦多啦
340
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,789
是呀，一个人有了钱
341
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,874
真的是四面楚歌
342
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,417
所以我很聪明
343
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:49,045
一早预定好车来机场接你们
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00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,588
就不用麻烦了嘛，是不是？
345
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,340
你想的还真周到的
346
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,635
对了，租这辆RoIIs Royce多少钱呀
347
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,720
啊，不要钱的
348
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,598
我帮你们订了两间总统套房
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00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,350
免费接送
350
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,518
什么？
351
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,441
-喂
-妈妈
352
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,986
-带弟呀
-是啊
353
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,405
妈妈，我长这么大才第一次坐Rolls Royce
354
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,031
好舒服呀
355
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,867
妈咪，这里有电视看呀
356
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,163
这电视画面这么小有什么好看呀
357
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,791
等一会上了总统套房那电视才棒呐
358
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,507
我们…不是…是我很想念你呀
359
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,720
没有，我把他当干弟弟一样
360
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,305
借一点洗衣粉用用
361
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,431
随便啦
362
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,849
就当是自己的家一样就行了
363
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:43,933
波波
364
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,687
我订了机票下个星期四来看你呀
365
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:52,066
不知道，喂，你什么时候回香港
366
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,526
来了不到两天
367
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,819
当然要鬼混一下罗
368
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,113
他说要鬼混一下呀
369
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,616
喂，你去鬼混不怕咪咪骂呀
370
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,952
神经病，小便要不要告诉你妈妈呀
371
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,457
喂，你跟谁讲电话呀
372
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,001
-波波，他说你神经病呀
-喂，你太卑鄙呀
373
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,669
他说你卑鄙呀
374
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,755
美亚，我不是这意思…
375
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,757
挂断啦…
376
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,301
留着回香港再说吧
377
00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:25,141
哗，怎么弄成这样？
378
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,726
你叫我当自己家的嘛
379
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,603
我家就是这样的
380
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:32,023
现在还流行这样摇啊摇啊食花生
381
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:56,965
HI
382
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,218
你要走啦？
383
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,389
我脾气是不是太倔了？
384
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,101
不是，你听你爸爸的话
385
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,603
回香港是对的
386
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,855
以后只剩下你一个人啦
387
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,276
你也一样呀，要照顾自己啊
388
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,738
这个送给你
389
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,533
帮你带
390
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,416
你送我去机场
391
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,625
好啊
392
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,336
让我帮你拿
393
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,098
复活节我会回去看你，你在不在呀
394
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,599
我当然在啦
395
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,728
那我要得多打工，才有钱买机票呀
396
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:55,064
也不要太拚命呀，小心累坏了
397
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,524
你要用功读书呀
398
00:21:58,735 --> 00:21:59,902
你不用送了
399
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,454
不用送了，走吧
400
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,293
走…
401
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:41,277
你决定留下来陪我呀？
402
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,821
你就想，我想念完这两年再走
403
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,948
还不去替我拿行李？
404
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,103
死胖子
405
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:08,739
挤死人啦
406
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:11,409
老爸，为什么不坐计程车呀？
407
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:12,618
计程车十几万一部
408
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,870
巴士要百多万一部
409
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:14,745
你说哪种贵呀？
410
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,956
不怕，等一下我们到了再换计程车
411
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,708
-好呀
-不用转的士
412
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,168
只有几步路，用走的就行了
413
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,586
你身上放这么多钱
414
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,337
你不怕给人抢吗？
415
00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:27,425
喂，快按住口袋呀
416
00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:29,302
有人看着你啊
417
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,096
还有后面袋
418
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,139
后面有我在
419
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,030
我们又可以跟老邻居见面了
420
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,915
-别动
-什么
421
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:00,708
向后退三步
422
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,754
这就叫做五十年不变
423
00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,255
幸好我们训练有素
424
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,548
喂，跳开
425
00:25:10,468 --> 00:25:13,513
真的想不到才一个月没来
马上就中招了
426
00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,306
我早说过不要来的，又脏又臭
427
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,807
-行啦
-你也是在这屋村长大的
428
00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:18,643
做人要饮水思源嘛
429
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,732
老爸，你喝的这杯水真大杯的呀
430
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,816
走吧
431
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,736
谢谢
432
00:25:28,736 --> 00:25:30,238
大吉大利
433
00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:32,323
大家拿了利是，大家都发财
434
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,241
镖叔镖婶
435
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:36,410
每个人都有，一个一个来
436
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,581
发财啦
437
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,583
借四千还八千
438
00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,169
利息比高利货还厉害
439
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,714
谢谢骠叔骠婶
440
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,716
不用客气
441
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,469
各位邻居，千万不要这样说
442
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,347
当日如果不是承蒙各位帮忙
443
00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:59,016
我神童骠哪会有今天
444
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,852
其实讲起来
445
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,438
那时候欺骗了你们的钱走了
446
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,732
我们都感到好惭愧
447
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,776
圣人都有错嘛
448
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,028
对嘛，所以你就整天说谎罗
449
00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:13,656
不止啊，还有人呀
450
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,950
借三百，现在说借五百啊
451
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,452
算了，区区小数目，那就算了
452
00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:19,453
你这么大方
453
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,081
那以前欠你的麻将钱也不用算啦
454
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,624
算了
455
00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:24,709
还有我呢
456
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:26,085
有…有…大家都有
457
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,962
毛姑都没有借过钱还给我们
458
00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:29,880
小孩子，不要这么多嘴
459
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,841
有钱就大家用嘛
460
00:26:31,841 --> 00:26:34,051
最重要是HAPPY呀，是吗？
461
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,225
妈咪今天寄了二十万给我啊
462
00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,476
以后我可以养你了
463
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,562
不行，念书都没用过我老爸的钱
464
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,396
现在要女人来养？
465
00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:46,480
说说罢了
466
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,691
我自己都不会用，我宁愿打工
467
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,443
不过你最近要准备考试
468
00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,485
用我的先吧
469
00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:52,778
我出去多找些Part-time就行了
470
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:53,863
不行
471
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,782
你这样就是不当我是你男朋友
472
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,867
什么？
473
00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,871
你不当我是你朋友
474
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,914
就算是朋友也有通财之义嘛
475
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,708
如果是男朋友呢？
476
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,752
男朋友那就赴汤蹈火也值得
477
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,503
你好肉麻啊
478
00:27:59,095 --> 00:28:01,681
表叔呀，这里环境很好啊
479
00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:04,517
整个维多利亚港都可以看见了
480
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,519
那不就等于喝西北风？
481
00:28:08,479 --> 00:28:10,398
表叔…主卧房更是一流呀
482
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:11,732
正对鲤鱼门
483
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,110
你每天都可以靠在床上看日出
484
00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,861
那我每天都别睡了
485
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,405
老爸，客厅这么大
486
00:28:17,405 --> 00:28:19,657
-每天都可以开舞会罗
-是呀…
487
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:22,159
那不就是天天都睡不好罗，傻女
488
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:28,791
老爸，马桶好大啊
489
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:31,210
小心把你冲下去呀
490
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:35,548
老公呀，我要把这个房间装潢成麻将间
491
00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,383
那就永无安宁之日啦
492
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:40,219
表叔，你比大陆的同胞还难侍候
493
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,345
提起大陆的
494
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,555
我更得多考虑一下
495
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,723
不用考虑啦
496
00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,433
现在房价呀 “把把” 声的狂飙呀
497
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,309
就怕到到了九七狂跌呀
498
00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,146
表叔呀，买房子可以一劳永逸呀
499
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:51,981
不用交房屋税，地价税呀
500
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:52,815
那小意思呐
501
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:53,816
就当是食顿饭罗
502
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,693
你说的，老婆我们走吧
503
00:28:55,693 --> 00:28:58,237
我不管呀，好不容易等到发财啦
504
00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,739
说什么也要住洋楼养洋狗呀
505
00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:00,990
是啊
506
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,116
不买呀
507
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:04,034
我要买
508
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,454
-不买呀
-我要买
509
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,247
不要吵
510
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:11,542
现在是个民主社会，我们投票决定
511
00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:13,461
赞成的举手
512
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,964
你举什么手？关你屁事呀？
513
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,425
现在一人一票嘛
514
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:23,053
现在有钱的人全部都移民了
515
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,598
到时我想卖出去，找阿水帮我买吗？
516
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,350
出租罗
517
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,936
小心一点，小心一点
518
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:40,654
表叔
519
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,406
我早说过这儿的租金便宜啊
520
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:45,034
有前，有后，有上，有下
521
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:46,911
还有左跟右
522
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:47,787
你怎么知道呀
523
00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:50,414
-白痴，姐姐，我们走
-好啊
524
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:56,504
打得好一点
525
00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:57,880
你这个人没什么的
526
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,174
-来吧…
-就是什么都只说好
527
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:02,968
好球…
528
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,263
我看你他妈的是欠揍了你
529
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:09,934
表叔啊，我是说表妹的球技一流
530
00:30:10,226 --> 00:30:12,102
美亚
531
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:15,314
-毛毛
-抱抱
532
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,112
笑口枣
533
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,574
你干什么不开心
534
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,952
没，我以为你不再爱我
535
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,872
笑口枣，一起过来玩
536
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,374
-去吧
-过去吧
537
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,379
老婆…
538
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:41,632
-老公
-老婆
539
00:30:41,632 --> 00:30:43,509
你看一下女儿，要说她才行的
540
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,262
左一个右一个，又不是男人
541
00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:49,098
什么？男人一样要专一
542
00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:50,015
专一
543
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:52,184
妈妈咪，来玩吧
544
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,477
你们玩吧
545
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,605
老妈，这个问题可不单纯呀
546
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:59,525
你一定要搞定它，要不然要怎么办
547
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,901
-是呀
-我问你
548
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,695
如果是你，你会选哪一个？
549
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:04,989
我？当然选笑口枣了
550
00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:07,616
他为人风趣幽默，又会哄我们开心
551
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,576
你说是不是
552
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,661
毛毛也不错啊
553
00:31:10,661 --> 00:31:12,496
在加拿大还全靠他呢
554
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:14,498
对，那怎么办？
555
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:16,667
叫他们来问问吧
556
00:31:16,667 --> 00:31:18,252
好啊，好啊，带弟
557
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:21,714
什么事啊，老妈
558
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:24,049
他们两个，你倒底喜欢哪一个？
559
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,301
我也不知道
560
00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,760
你怎么可以不知呀
561
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,220
总要选一个的
562
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:29,096
你这下去非弄出人命不可啊
563
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:31,140
你们紧张什么？你们又不是我
564
00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,977
容易呀，掷铜板决定就不是可以啦
565
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,562
喂，拿钢板来吧
566
00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,526
你要公，你要字
567
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:43,694
准备
568
00:31:53,871 --> 00:31:56,457
糟了吧，两个都没有份
569
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,089
（家乡臭豆腐）
570
00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:07,426
你，快点离开这里，很臭啊！
571
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,763
NO…臭豆腐，中国食品
572
00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,015
你试过一定喜欢
573
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,394
我试给你看，很好食啊
574
00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:25,110
不好食不收钱，包你满意啊
575
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:27,821
试一下
576
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,077
怎么样
577
00:32:34,078 --> 00:32:38,666
还是臭，不过臭得好味，我喜欢啊
578
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:40,668
多少钱？
579
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,461
一毫钱一个
580
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:49,134
臭豆腐，家乡臭豆腐
581
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,595
这是你的，谢谢
582
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:54,556
一块钱？OK
583
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,601
臭豆腐
584
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,071
这下我们一定营养不良
585
00:33:09,071 --> 00:33:10,948
呀？咸鱼呀？
586
00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:12,741
咸鱼不好吗？比鸡还贵呐
587
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:13,701
妈咪
588
00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:14,827
儿子食饱了？
589
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:17,121
食饱了，还睡着了
590
00:33:17,121 --> 00:33:18,998
那么快食完菜
591
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:20,541
只剩下这么少的菜给我？
592
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,209
我们刚刚才开饭
593
00:33:22,209 --> 00:33:24,086
什么？刚刚开饭？
594
00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:27,923
岂有此理，一定是Marianne楷油了
595
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,383
Marianne
596
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:31,135
是我叫她这样做的
597
00:33:31,135 --> 00:33:33,762
有没有搞错？现在我们发了财了嘛
598
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,347
就是因为我们发了财
599
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,558
所以我们要做到富贵不能淫
600
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,934
发财要念佛
601
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,103
还要清心寡欲，斋戒沐浴
602
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,147
戒食猪羊牛肉
603
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,024
那就是说现在还差过以前
604
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:48,027
什么差过以前？我也是为你好
605
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:51,113
俗话说人肥福薄，猪肥泪落
606
00:33:52,740 --> 00:33:54,283
你真会胡说八道
607
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:55,868
那有钱等于没钱
608
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,786
光有得看，没得用？
609
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,413
没得用那不要紧嘛
610
00:33:59,413 --> 00:34:01,832
有得看已经足够了
611
00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:03,625
我们那有得看呀？
612
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:04,501
对嘛
613
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,254
三千万有多少？我都不知道
614
00:34:07,254 --> 00:34:10,424
是呀，老公三千万到底有多少呀？
615
00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:21,018
不好意思，雷先生，你可能填错数了
616
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:22,269
填错
617
00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:29,443
个，十，百，千，万
十万，百万，千万
618
00:34:29,443 --> 00:34:30,694
没有错呀
619
00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:34,615
而且全部全部要十元钞
620
00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,325
请等一下，经理
621
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:41,330
什么？为什么要开这种玩笑？
622
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,082
哪里有这么多十元钞
623
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,958
马上联络各大银行去找
624
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:53,175
很快的，等一等
625
00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:55,427
十元钞啊，全部十元钞
626
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,262
-这时是沙田分行
-还说一流服务
627
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,055
急着要
628
00:34:58,055 --> 00:34:59,306
那么久的
629
00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:02,893
老公，钱放在这里安不安全的？
630
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,479
看他找不找得齐不就知道罗
631
00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,356
怎么样？
632
00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:11,902
没问题…我办事你放心，马上送到
633
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,113
十元钞…全部要十元钞
634
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,656
没有理由那么大一间银行
635
00:35:15,656 --> 00:35:17,116
连十元钞都没有
636
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,076
先声明，我要看新的
637
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,911
全部要十元钞
638
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,581
好快就可以了，没问题
639
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,334
王先生，我们需要三千万十元港币
640
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:31,338
你开口我没有理由不帮忙的
641
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:35,968
我发财都是全靠你们香港人的现钞
642
00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,351
好厉害呀
643
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,604
好多呀
644
00:35:51,567 --> 00:35:52,985
数都数不完
645
00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:55,571
看得眼花啊，是不是
646
00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,951
雷先生，这里三千万，麻烦你点一下
647
00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:02,828
不用了，我信得过你
648
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,414
经理，替我们一家人拍张照片
649
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,332
帮我们照一张相留念
650
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:28,061
好多呀，好好玩
651
00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:33,108
好漂亮啊
652
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,738
这些钱每一张都是正版的
653
00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:45,329
现在知道有钱是什么滋味了？
654
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,002
很清楚了
655
00:36:53,754 --> 00:36:56,924
我对前途充满希望啊
656
00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,092
我太多希望了
657
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,053
还有什么需要效劳的呢？
658
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,012
我们已经玩过瘾了
659
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,348
替我将三千万存回银行，请点一下
660
00:37:04,348 --> 00:37:05,641
什么？
661
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,518
不用了，我相信你
662
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,811
我们走
663
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:30,916
来弟啊
664
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,919
你在那边钱够用吗？我很想你呀
665
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:36,129
妈咪，你以后不用再寄钱给我啦
666
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:37,965
我跟同学都做PART TIME的
667
00:37:37,965 --> 00:37:40,842
我把钱寄回去给你吧
668
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:43,929
妈妈有钱，你要小心阿水呀
669
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,555
阿水为人很好的
670
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:47,599
你跟老爸错怪他了
671
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:49,268
你小心给他骗了
672
00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,229
一个女孩子在外边很食亏的
673
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:55,023
妈咪，我们分房睡的
674
00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,525
喂，你记住呀
675
00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:59,486
晚上睡觉要把门锁好呀
676
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:01,154
晚了，啰嗦
677
00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,073
那边还早
678
00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,283
这边晚了嘛
679
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:05,826
我不是心痛那些电话费呀
680
00:38:05,826 --> 00:38:06,868
要睡觉的！
681
00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,829
是了，是了，你先去睡吧
682
00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:10,330
我明天再打给你呀
683
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:11,456
拜拜
684
00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:16,545
臭豆腐，来试一下，家乡臭豆腐
685
00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:17,754
这个是你的
686
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,133
谢谢
687
00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:23,510
谢谢
688
00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,803
警察
689
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:28,015
警察，快闪
690
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,227
麻烦让一让
691
00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,187
别跑
692
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,983
好吗？别跑
693
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,505
他们查到我没有工作证
694
00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:01,840
不让我再留在这里
695
00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:04,384
那你什么时候走呀？
696
00:39:04,384 --> 00:39:06,470
明天早上八点的飞机
697
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,514
对不起呀
698
00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,432
别傻了
699
00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:06,738
这本书还给你的
700
00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,993
书不是我的
701
00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:16,623
不过我找了很久没找到，借给我吧
702
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:17,707
好呀
703
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,212
这房子我已经跟房东说好了
704
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,548
房租我会直接寄给他
705
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,426
剩下的钱存进你的账户
706
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:28,802
你留着慢慢用
707
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:30,137
钱我不要了
708
00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:31,930
我决定跟你一起回香港
709
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,932
你还有两年就毕业了
710
00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:35,434
我成绩这么好
711
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:36,977
可以回香港再读
712
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:38,687
你真的跟我一起走呀
713
00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:40,564
你都可以为了我不念书啦
714
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,149
你不怕你老爸会骂你呀？
715
00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:45,485
不怕，他巴不得我回去陪他呀
716
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:48,780
我们不如结婚吧
717
00:40:49,614 --> 00:40:52,325
我一定拚命赚钱给你念书的
718
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:55,745
你不喜欢跟我在一起呀
719
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:57,914
那是答应罗
720
00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:02,586
我先回房间
721
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:06,465
妈咪说不要乱进男孩子房间的
722
00:41:07,299 --> 00:41:08,967
那我们到客厅呀
723
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,594
你好坏
724
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:22,939
啊，你输了
725
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:25,442
不算呐，压线啊
726
00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:31,364
对不起，我把头缩低一点呀
727
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:36,119
也行，再玩多一次
728
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,123
有没有搞错
729
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,751
一个大男人，这么没出息
730
00:41:43,502 --> 00:41:44,961
不知道是不是想骗你女儿
731
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,338
好骗你一笔
732
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:49,049
不会吧，我们女儿还小
733
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,384
不好玩的
734
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:52,844
不如我们回房间看电视吧
735
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,304
-好啊
-走吧
736
00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:56,389
表妹，不打球了？
737
00:41:56,389 --> 00:42:01,520
表妹…打球吧！ 表妹
738
00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:05,774
-打吧，这么慢
-快点…
739
00:42:08,068 --> 00:42:09,986
-怎么样，表婶，手风顺不顺呀？
-不错
740
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:10,904
二筒
741
00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:11,947
清一色双辣
742
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:12,822
又食
743
00:42:13,657 --> 00:42:14,741
你这个扫把星
744
00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,368
一过来就令我出铳双辣
745
00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:17,702
-少你二十四元
-行了
746
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:18,995
表婶，不要生气
747
00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,456
我去倒杯茶让你润润喉呀
748
00:42:21,456 --> 00:42:23,500
各位婶婆你们要喝点什么呢？
749
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,377
呸，怎么叫得这么老呀？
750
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,878
-真是的
-随便吧
751
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:27,837
-你走吧
-对不起
752
00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:28,588
我马上去倒茶
753
00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:29,506
我的两块钱呢？
754
00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,174
这个人怎么这样
755
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:33,802
你说他不拍马屁还可以做什么
756
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:38,640
骠婶发了财跟班全都送上门
757
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,976
如果不是怎么像有钱人啊
758
00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,936
东扣西扣只剩下三千多万
759
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,021
发什么财呀
760
00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:46,856
这不是小意思
761
00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,609
-把十万叠起来像什么都没见过呢
-我也是啊
762
00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:50,860
叠起又怎么样？
763
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,488
我把三千万兑成十块钱堆成一座山
764
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,823
这还不是钱嘛
765
00:42:54,823 --> 00:42:56,324
三千万呀？
766
00:42:56,324 --> 00:42:58,660
我这一辈子都没有见过这么多钱呀
767
00:42:58,660 --> 00:42:59,995
带我们去见识呀
768
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:00,870
是啊…
769
00:43:00,870 --> 00:43:02,581
小意思啦
770
00:43:02,581 --> 00:43:05,417
那就明天食完大餐去看啦
771
00:43:05,417 --> 00:43:07,586
好啊，叫三姑一块去
772
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,670
好啊
773
00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:11,298
表婶啊，带我去见识一下呀
774
00:43:11,298 --> 00:43:13,508
神经病，钞票有什么好看呀
775
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,884
你这么有空
776
00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,220
明天去剪剪花园的草吧
777
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,848
是啊，剪草吧你
778
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,568
来呀
779
00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,403
这下有看头罗
780
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:40,493
经理，我们今天又来看钞票，来呀
781
00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:42,662
全部都进来？
782
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,043
-先抢个好位子
-进来呀
783
00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:51,880
请随便坐呀
784
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,132
我打电话帮你们安排下
785
00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:56,217
我们这次要看一千块的
786
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,218
是呀
787
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:59,095
我看看总行有没有？
788
00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:00,889
不要客气，我跟这里很熟的
789
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,015
三千万有多少呢？
790
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:03,850
等一下不就知道罗
791
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:07,687
经理椅子好舒服呀
792
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,981
随便，随便
793
00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,860
只怪那个三姑没有空
794
00:44:13,860 --> 00:44:15,987
她想钱想得发疯啦
795
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,530
如果她看到这么多钱呀
796
00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:19,199
一定会很开心
797
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:22,869
是呀，我都没看过三千万呀
798
00:44:22,869 --> 00:44:23,953
这个简单啦
799
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,121
下个星期再来看不就行了
800
00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:28,583
反正我也没看过五百块的三千万
801
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,877
不是吧？
802
00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:33,129
怎么这么久还未拿来
803
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:35,382
这家银行到底有没有钱呀
804
00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:37,217
你个乌鸦嘴可别乱说呀
805
00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:41,012
很快…就快到了
806
00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:45,141
这里我很熟的，随便，不要客气
807
00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:48,061
都是要等的，不如先玩扑克牌了
808
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,605
好啊…
809
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:51,981
拿一副扑克牌来
810
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,775
扑克牌吗？
811
00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:04,077
这些一千元全部是新的
812
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,787
是啊
813
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,291
一千元少那么多，都不好玩
814
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,293
-是啊
-妈咪呀
815
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:14,212
下次倒不如全换成铜板
816
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,715
当当响才好听呐
817
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,801
就这样说，下个星期来看铜板
818
00:45:19,801 --> 00:45:22,721
铜板有什么好看，臭哄哄
819
00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:24,389
什么臭呀！ 铜臭那才好闻呀
820
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:26,349
我最喜欢闻
821
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,393
麻烦让一让，雷太
822
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,812
喜欢的下次再来罗
823
00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:31,479
好呀…
824
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:33,857
那你明天就准备三千万硬币给我们看吧
825
00:45:33,857 --> 00:45:35,692
-明天那么快？
-是呀
826
00:45:35,692 --> 00:45:37,652
-雷太太，请签收吧
-好呀
827
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,988
来帮我们拍张照相让我们留念一下
828
00:45:39,988 --> 00:45:43,116
-好呀…
-来吧…
829
00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:44,367
我站这里…
830
00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:46,786
我站在这里照不照得到？
831
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:50,081
-站得近一点
-好啊…站高点
832
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,374
拍多一张呀
833
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,917
别动
834
00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:57,797
-不要抢我的钱呀
-妈咪
835
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,674
快点，不要吵
836
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:05,513
走开
837
00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:06,181
快点
838
00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:07,348
拿去吧，全部拿走
839
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,184
存回银行数钱都要数很长时间啊
840
00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:11,269
你真差劲，又不用你赔
841
00:46:11,269 --> 00:46:12,771
免得你们这群婆娘每天来烦我呀
842
00:46:12,771 --> 00:46:14,773
去死吧
843
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:16,858
快点呀
844
00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:27,410
抢劫呀，抢劫呀
845
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,120
住口，八婆
846
00:46:30,747 --> 00:46:33,666
有钱送呀…
847
00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:42,300
钱是我的…不要拿呀
848
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,428
达例停车
849
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:49,140
拿去用吧
850
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:54,312
抢劫呀，抢劫呀
851
00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,217
这是什么意思呀
852
00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:27,470
我爱美亚，所以也爱你
853
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,640
你对我太好了
854
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,726
不过我不是随便的女孩
855
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:36,145
怎么能够朝秦暮楚呢？
856
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:38,356
别人会讲话的
857
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,526
什么叫朝秦暮楚呀？
858
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,528
那就是早上跟你，晚上跟我罗
859
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,072
我不要早上，我要晚上
860
00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:49,409
不行，我不可以这样做的
861
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:52,036
天呀，你可不可以告诉我
862
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,872
他们两个哪个对我是真心呀
863
00:47:53,872 --> 00:47:54,998
当然是我啦
864
00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,709
我生下来现在只有你一个女朋友呀
865
00:47:57,709 --> 00:47:59,085
-真的？
-废话
866
00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,378
你现在当然只有一个女朋友啦
867
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:02,422
可是你会有第二个，第三个的嘛
868
00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:03,840
难保你不会变心呀
869
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,259
我就不一样啦，我有很多个女朋友
870
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:08,052
不过哪一个也比不上你
871
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:13,641
笑口枣呀，那你会不会为我而死啊？
872
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:14,726
会
873
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:17,604
那你呢
874
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:19,355
不会
875
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,566
你不爱我呀？
876
00:48:21,566 --> 00:48:25,737
不是，如果我死了就不能再爱你
877
00:48:25,737 --> 00:48:27,947
为了爱你我就不能死
878
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:31,159
骗人，你不死是为了她的钱
879
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,493
我向她求婚的时候
880
00:48:32,493 --> 00:48:33,578
已经比她有钱了
881
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,997
我追她的时候，她还住屋村呢
882
00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:38,207
别再吵了
883
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,500
你们说不喜欢我的钱
884
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,919
那么你们喜欢我什么呢？
885
00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:44,255
喜欢你，“那个” 罗
886
00:48:45,715 --> 00:48:46,674
哪个是 “那个” 呀
887
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,176
“那个” 你都不知道呀？
888
00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:50,303
“那个” 罗
889
00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:52,221
那他喜欢那个我喜欢那个罗
890
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,439
谢谢
891
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,069
妈妈咪
892
00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:10,573
你那愁容满面的样子，好有性格啊
893
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:16,913
伯父，你也一样，好像加菲猫一样
894
00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:18,247
好可爱呀
895
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:20,917
老爸老妈，我今天好开心呀
896
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:24,462
我终于知道他们不是贪图我的钱了
897
00:49:25,088 --> 00:49:28,049
贪也无所谓了，钱都没有
898
00:49:28,049 --> 00:49:29,842
伯父你太幽默了
899
00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:32,053
大家联合起来试我们
900
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,304
现在是特别新闻报告
901
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,556
今天下午大丰银行发生开埠以来
902
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:37,350
最大宗的械劫案
903
00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,477
-那么大件事啊？
-那么无聊的人都有？
904
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:40,728
拿三千万出来看
905
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,188
活该！ 你说是不是
906
00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,357
三名匪徒闯入银行的会客室
907
00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,192
都是那个经理害的
908
00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:49,153
你说他有什么理由叫贼抢我的钱？
909
00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:52,532
钱没有了没关系
910
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:53,908
以后可以再赚嘛
911
00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,744
从没钱到有钱日子很好过
912
00:49:56,744 --> 00:50:01,332
现在从有钱到更有钱，会更开心
913
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,001
特别新闻报告完毕
914
00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:08,548
食多少，穿多少，是天意呀
915
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:12,760
好了，我现在比你有钱啦
916
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,345
你可以嫁给我了
917
00:50:15,221 --> 00:50:16,639
什么？你当我是假的呀
918
00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:19,559
你们两个不要再争啦，我很烦啦
919
00:50:19,559 --> 00:50:21,978
烦什么呀，你的问题就是我的问题
920
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:24,230
我的问题就是我们的问题，是不是？
921
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,481
关我什么事？
922
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:26,733
什么不关你事？
923
00:50:26,733 --> 00:50:28,234
妈妈的事，就是咪咪的事
924
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,236
美亚的事就是我们的事
925
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,238
老爸，我们是不是从头开始呀？
926
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:34,240
比从头开始还惨呐
927
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,200
以前还有屋村住
928
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,910
现在连屋村都没得住
929
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,496
世伯，你想住屋村那简单啦
930
00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:42,999
屋村很难申请的
931
00:50:42,999 --> 00:50:44,459
我死鬼老爸剩下一间
932
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,085
我霸占着没有退还给政府
933
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,795
你们不介意的话就先住着罗
934
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,768
你这里真的是冬暖夏凉啊
935
00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:03,811
是呀，老爸，这里风水很好呀
936
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:06,439
南面称王，北面神州，紫气东来
937
00:51:06,439 --> 00:51:07,482
西望斜阳
938
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:10,068
简直是四季如春，鸟语花香
939
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,444
你以为我们是来度假吗？
940
00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,112
随便有个狗窝住住就行了
941
00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:14,197
你不嫌这里是狗窝就行了
942
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:15,615
这里真的是狗窝呀
943
00:51:15,615 --> 00:51:17,784
开口笑，你不但是谦虚，还很老实
944
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:22,872
真的呀？
945
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:26,584
屋村不准养狗的
946
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:27,877
这里很聚财的呀
947
00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:30,088
全部都是自己来的，请进来
948
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:36,761
开口笑，为什么来的都是母的呢？
949
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,096
不知道啊
950
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:40,181
哇，还有这么多？
951
00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:43,017
世伯，狗来富地，主财运呀
952
00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:45,186
唉，这些狗屎垃圾怎么清理呀？
953
00:51:45,186 --> 00:51:47,021
小心呀，妈咪
954
00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:48,981
好呀，遍地黄金
955
00:51:48,981 --> 00:51:50,817
简直是富贵再三逼人呀
956
00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:52,777
又满好意头的
957
00:51:52,777 --> 00:51:54,362
那以后不用上厕所罗
958
00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:55,696
啊，那随你意啦
959
00:51:55,696 --> 00:51:58,157
是不是你们家席梦思呀
960
00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,158
是呀…
961
00:52:00,159 --> 00:52:02,161
二十层楼又没有电梯，谋杀呀
962
00:52:02,161 --> 00:52:04,497
世伯伯母，是我送给你们新屋乔迁的
963
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,583
-收货
-等一下
964
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,047
这下可是臭味四溢了
965
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:15,299
驾照拿来
966
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:17,009
阿Sir，通融一次嘛
967
00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:17,802
法律是你写的？
968
00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:19,011
通融还有法律吗？
969
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:22,140
阿Sir，下完几件家具就走了
970
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:23,850
驾照拿来呀
971
00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:46,622
我现在要多告你一条罪
972
00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:47,957
随便扔垃圾
973
00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:48,958
老哥呀
974
00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:50,877
我不是哥哥，不要拉关系呀
975
00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:52,545
驾照，身份证
976
00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,598
笑口枣
977
00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:05,224
鸡哥，上来请我喝茶吗？
978
00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:06,976
查是查啦，我上来查房子呀
979
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:09,187
查房子？鸡哥…
980
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,397
这些是什么人呀？
981
00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:13,399
她…女人
982
00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:15,234
她当然是女人呢
983
00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:16,402
我是说她是你什么人？
984
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,447
这是我女人，就是我老婆
985
00:53:19,447 --> 00:53:20,531
她呢？
986
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,035
她老母罗
987
00:53:24,035 --> 00:53:26,412
岳母不能一起住的呀
988
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,165
你错了，她是我继老母呀
989
00:53:29,165 --> 00:53:29,999
他呢？
990
00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,085
-我继老爸罗
-继老爸
991
00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:36,255
我老母死了，老爸娶了个继母
992
00:53:36,255 --> 00:53:37,548
后来老爸又死了
993
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,008
我继母又嫁给了这个男的
994
00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:40,384
所以他是我继老爸
995
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:44,513
那继母和继父就生了继小妹，继弟弟
996
00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:48,643
她是我继小妹，又是我老婆
997
00:53:48,643 --> 00:53:50,394
那你们不是乱伦？
998
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:52,355
什么乱伦？是乱搞嘛
999
00:53:52,355 --> 00:53:55,441
我们全是上帝的儿女
1000
00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:57,735
照你这样说，那全世界都乱伦啦
1001
00:53:58,611 --> 00:53:59,779
没眼看你们
1002
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,864
好朋友嘛，没眼看就不要看了
1003
00:54:02,823 --> 00:54:04,742
不送了，拜拜
1004
00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,457
不过我们是不可能长住的呢
1005
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,919
见一步走一步吧，忍一下啦
1006
00:54:14,919 --> 00:54:16,587
忍一时风平浪静
1007
00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,256
退一步海阔天空
1008
00:54:18,256 --> 00:54:19,131
什么呀
1009
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:20,591
你问我，我问谁呀
1010
00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:22,468
废话，妈咪
1011
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:24,679
我约了毛毛食饭啊，不用等我了
1012
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:27,640
拜拜
1013
00:54:28,557 --> 00:54:29,517
那我怎么办？
1014
00:54:29,517 --> 00:54:32,103
那见一步追一步，追吧
1015
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:42,989
笑口枣，你很厉害呀
1016
00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:44,991
美亚，我来了
1017
00:54:47,535 --> 00:54:48,619
死毛毛
1018
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:54,333
-停车啊
-好呛人呀
1019
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,210
退后啊
1020
00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:01,507
笑口枣，上车吧
1021
00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:06,137
你刚才真的好神勇啊，我喜欢啊
1022
00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:07,388
还有这边
1023
00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:09,682
喂，那我呢？
1024
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,017
你没风度呀
1025
00:55:11,017 --> 00:55:11,976
你原谅他吧
1026
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:14,145
我很明白一个失败者的心情
1027
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:31,245
要钱就说嘛，爸爸又不是没有
1028
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:32,788
搞到书都没得读
1029
00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:33,831
得回香港
1030
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,501
读书是为学习，不是为学位
1031
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,589
对不起，他为了我…
1032
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,133
我们一家人不用这么客气
1033
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:45,760
来吧
1034
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:47,803
进来吧
1035
00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:50,473
-我帮你啦
-谢谢
1036
00:55:50,473 --> 00:55:52,767
爸爸跟阿姨就睡客厅
1037
00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:54,727
你们两个睡房间
1038
00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,021
随便坐吧
1039
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:04,278
家里好乱啊，都没有时间收
1040
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:05,321
爸，我搬回来之后
1041
00:56:05,321 --> 00:56:07,031
你们是不是不方便
1042
00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:09,575
我找到工作以后，我会搬出去的
1043
00:56:10,326 --> 00:56:12,995
有什么不方便，你们不方便才是
1044
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,081
一个要睡上床，一个要睡下床
1045
00:56:15,081 --> 00:56:16,123
先捱一段时间
1046
00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:18,209
我买了一所房子，就快可以入伙了
1047
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:57,540
来…不要动
1048
00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:03,254
乖，不要动…
1049
00:57:07,716 --> 00:57:09,260
那么难看的
1050
00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,012
那不是很痛罗
1051
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:17,059
好了，可以了，乖，最疼你
1052
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:23,607
到你了，来…不用怕，不要动
1053
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:36,120
舒服吧
1054
00:57:39,415 --> 00:57:41,041
搞掂
1055
00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,085
也是一条财路喔
1056
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:43,794
什么呀
1057
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,964
如果到家计会捐精呀？可以赚钱的
1058
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:49,341
你是鱼呀？能赚多少嘛
1059
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:52,386
就算我愿意，来弟不会答应呀
1060
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:54,388
我去阿姨那边
1061
00:57:54,388 --> 00:57:56,348
怎么现在的女生这么保守呀？
1062
00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:01,061
有两条锦鲤死掉了
1063
00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:05,191
不要扔呀，拿过去给阿姨吧
1064
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,446
那么多够没有？大婶
1065
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:11,906
五块呀，太太
1066
00:58:11,906 --> 00:58:16,619
鱼丸姐，这锦鲤鱼丸比上次的还好食吧
1067
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,371
当然啦，这是锦鲤上次的是神嘛
1068
00:58:21,207 --> 00:58:21,749
-来弟
-阿姨
1069
00:58:21,749 --> 00:58:23,501
阿爸叫我拿给你的
1070
00:58:24,919 --> 00:58:27,922
新货到啦，这种很好卖的
1071
00:58:27,922 --> 00:58:30,883
-锦鲤可以食吗？
-色香味俱全呀
1072
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:32,760
鱼丸姐，咖啡，奶茶呀
1073
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,637
-啊，多少钱呀
-八块
1074
00:58:34,637 --> 00:58:38,265
多送杯奶茶还有柠乐
和两份多士到隔壁街呀
1075
00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:39,391
啊，到金鱼档那里吗？
1076
00:58:39,391 --> 00:58:41,143
-是啊
-好
1077
00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:42,311
谢谢你
1078
00:58:42,311 --> 00:58:44,396
阿姨，你怎么知道他们喝什么呀？
1079
00:58:44,396 --> 00:58:48,067
当然知了，傻丫头，他是我老公嘛
1080
00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:50,194
金鱼哥，你老婆叫我送来的
1081
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,445
谢谢
1082
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,739
来来…多少钱？
1083
00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,282
不用给了，你老婆给过了
1084
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:58,160
啊，谢谢
1085
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:02,039
女人这么细心，真没话说了
1086
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,416
不过如果她们没有我们这些男人呢
1087
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,543
有心也没有用呀
1088
00:59:05,543 --> 00:59:08,045
对，所以我们要发挥男人的功德
1089
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:11,465
尽量给机会让她们多关心，不要浪费
1090
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:13,384
喂，喂，你刚才挖完鱼卵呀
1091
00:59:13,384 --> 00:59:15,177
怕什么，补呀
1092
00:59:15,177 --> 00:59:17,471
这是鱼子酱嘛，餐厅要几百块
1093
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:20,599
不合卫生呀，先洗洗手吧
1094
00:59:20,599 --> 00:59:23,811
读书多了一点
怎么变得这么 “鸡婆” 呀？
1095
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,064
报纸我要啊，我要去应征
1096
00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:28,566
有出色
1097
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,985
来弟为了我，书念了一半不念了
1098
00:59:30,985 --> 00:59:32,820
我赚钱供她念书
1099
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:33,946
有种
1100
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:44,331
招请动作演员，年轻力壮，长相英俊
1101
00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:46,375
你行吗？
1102
00:59:47,418 --> 00:59:50,170
为了来弟
就算累的跟狗似的，我也认了
1103
01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:03,892
你这只坏狗，胆敢来偷我的宝莲灯？
1104
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:19,700
Cut，做对了菁菁，不过要大力一点
1105
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,702
再来一次，努力一点
1106
01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:24,455
Cut
1107
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:26,290
Cut
1108
01:00:37,593 --> 01:00:40,346
镖叔，现在电视台都是那个女人主管
1109
01:00:40,346 --> 01:00:41,513
我很难帮你啊
1110
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,100
我帮你约了她，你会做了吧
1111
01:00:45,100 --> 01:00:47,811
阿亨，谁要见我呀？
1112
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:48,812
是呀，谁呀？
1113
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,398
-红姐…
-原来是骠叔
1114
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,566
坐吧
1115
01:00:53,108 --> 01:00:55,361
没有，镖叔说回来帮忙
1116
01:00:55,361 --> 01:00:58,155
你知道，我那边没有位子了
1117
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,449
暂时帮不了他
1118
01:01:00,449 --> 01:01:03,369
镖叔，红姐在四台呼风唤雨的
1119
01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:04,495
你找她帮忙一定行
1120
01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:05,746
麻烦帮帮忙
1121
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:09,249
找工作呀？很容易的
1122
01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,753
炒了胖子不就行罗
1123
01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:14,755
-这样不是很好
-跟我几年
1124
01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:15,964
没有一样事情做得好
1125
01:01:28,769 --> 01:01:30,521
今天我们试镜说马
1126
01:01:31,397 --> 01:01:32,398
赛马我不行的
1127
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:35,818
好简单的，干什么？害羞啊
1128
01:01:35,818 --> 01:01:37,277
包在我身上
1129
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,036
进去吧
1130
01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:49,039
跟我来吧
1131
01:01:54,962 --> 01:01:56,004
坐吧
1132
01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,926
请问两位我是不是坐在这里呀？
1133
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,678
现在有四张椅子吗？
1134
01:02:07,975 --> 01:02:09,852
赛马是运动节目嘛
1135
01:02:09,852 --> 01:02:11,437
干嘛穿这么斯文呀
1136
01:02:11,437 --> 01:02:12,771
就是嘛，为什么？
1137
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:14,314
像芝加哥教父一样
1138
01:02:14,314 --> 01:02:15,941
算什么？
1139
01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:18,861
不是，我不过是尊重你们的节目
1140
01:02:18,861 --> 01:02:21,071
所以嘛，就穿整齐一点
1141
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:23,198
那就是说我们不尊重自己的节目罗
1142
01:02:23,198 --> 01:02:24,616
-是吗？
-不是啦
1143
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,243
我也是干这一行的
1144
01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:27,411
我讲了快十八年新闻啦
1145
01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:28,871
报新闻跟报赛马不一样
1146
01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:30,914
报赛马要够快呀
1147
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,291
来吧，马的名字也在这里
1148
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:35,127
等一下部 “MON” 播出来就跟着说
1149
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,130
先给我一点时去准备好吗？
1150
01:02:38,130 --> 01:02:39,381
我怕记不下这么多
1151
01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:42,176
报赛马除了口才，还要记忆力好
1152
01:02:42,176 --> 01:02:44,887
喂，片子准备好，放吧
1153
01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:48,974
等一等，部 “MON” 太远了，放近点
1154
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,393
喂，拉近点啦
1155
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,896
马场更远啊，拉什么近嘛
1156
01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:55,898
报吧，放片
1157
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:57,858
Cut…
1158
01:02:57,858 --> 01:02:58,567
喂
1159
01:02:58,567 --> 01:03:00,778
这里除了我们两个，没有人可以Cut的
1160
01:03:00,778 --> 01:03:03,238
不是啊，它闸门开了，我还没有开口
1161
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,073
我怕来不及讲呀
1162
01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:06,617
我再问你一次
1163
01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:08,410
你现在到底准备好了没有？
1164
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,328
没有
1165
01:03:09,328 --> 01:03:11,163
那好了，哈，放片
1166
01:03:13,332 --> 01:03:14,041
闸门开了
1167
01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:15,375
成堆的好马在一起
1168
01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:17,002
现在都不知道那一只在前面
1169
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:19,129
现在暂时成堆马…
1170
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:20,631
都不知道是1号还是7号
1171
01:03:20,631 --> 01:03:22,674
左边一堆，右面一堆
1172
01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,427
前面有两只快点，后面跟着有三只
1173
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:27,429
现在白马很快
1174
01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:30,849
黑马跟在它后面追得很紧
1175
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:34,102
现在是白马黑马，白…
1176
01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:35,145
不记得叫什么名
1177
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,523
白马，黑马，白马，黑马
1178
01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:40,776
现在一群马一起过终点了
1179
01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:47,241
我讲得好不好呀
1180
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,037
我没有冷场，全说了
1181
01:03:52,037 --> 01:03:53,872
全说了有什么用？
1182
01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:54,623
马名都没报
1183
01:03:54,623 --> 01:03:56,375
观众怎么知道你说什么？
1184
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,043
我有说白马黑呀
1185
01:03:58,043 --> 01:04:00,295
我就是想问你什么叫做白马黑
1186
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,464
什么叫左边一群，右边一群？
1187
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:03,090
一群…
1188
01:04:03,090 --> 01:04:05,509
NEXT，EM…还他出去
1189
01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,345
我行不行呀？什么时候通知呀？
1190
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,847
很快会通知了
1191
01:04:09,847 --> 01:04:13,141
现在马上通知，不行呀
1192
01:04:13,141 --> 01:04:14,726
-不行呀
-对
1193
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:17,688
可以走了
1194
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,610
喂…
1195
01:04:25,279 --> 01:04:26,780
这是道具呀
1196
01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:37,749
神童骠
1197
01:04:39,835 --> 01:04:41,211
咸酸菜
1198
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:42,796
那么巧的
1199
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,798
已经三十年没见啦
1200
01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:47,259
你去电视台干嘛？
1201
01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:48,760
找差事啊
1202
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,512
不过完了
1203
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,181
我现在是电视台的节目总监
1204
01:04:53,181 --> 01:04:54,308
我给你想个办法
1205
01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,811
-谢谢
-不用
1206
01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:15,621
老公，来吧，我来帮你打
1207
01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:27,382
还亲什么呀，老夫老妻了
1208
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,343
让小孩子看到多不好意思
1209
01:05:29,343 --> 01:05:30,385
看那个是小的
1210
01:05:30,385 --> 01:05:32,638
该上班了，上班啦
1211
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:34,848
他叫什么水呀？
1212
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:36,683
他就叫做阿水呀
1213
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:39,937
怎么搞的，名字这么奇怪
1214
01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:41,313
就是嘛
1215
01:05:41,313 --> 01:05:43,440
我都叫女儿不要和他一起了
1216
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,817
怎么说她都不听
1217
01:05:46,485 --> 01:05:50,113
看开点吧，女儿长大啦
1218
01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,323
我不跟你聊了
1219
01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:53,325
我要到那边买鸡蛋呀
1220
01:05:53,325 --> 01:05:54,576
我也要去那边买菜了，拜拜
1221
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:56,036
就这样了，拜拜
1222
01:05:57,663 --> 01:05:59,581
老板娘，菜心多少钱啊？
1223
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:00,582
四块八一斤
1224
01:06:00,582 --> 01:06:04,252
很贵呀，以前慈云山只卖三块多一斤嘛
1225
01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:07,381
现在屋村的租金全部涨价了
1226
01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,174
好了，好了，给我一斤
1227
01:06:09,174 --> 01:06:12,469
好呀，四块八毛
1228
01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,762
喂，四块行了，找我六块
1229
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,055
几毛钱还要讲
1230
01:06:15,055 --> 01:06:16,682
唉，多给点葱嘛
1231
01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:17,641
葱要钱的呀
1232
01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,558
骠婶，骠婶
1233
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:20,936
我看见你的女儿在那边卖鱼丸呀
1234
01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:21,561
我女儿？
1235
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:23,230
是啊，来弟啊
1236
01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:24,564
在…在哪里呀
1237
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,108
在那边呐，我带你去
1238
01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,777
女儿在卖了，还省个屁
1239
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:31,697
来弟
1240
01:06:31,697 --> 01:06:33,031
-来弟
-妈咪
1241
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:33,740
你什么时候回来的
1242
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,742
回来好几天了，找你又搬家了
1243
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:37,035
你为什么有书不念？
1244
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,162
回来卖鱼丸呀？
1245
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:41,206
卖鱼丸，当然比读书好罗
1246
01:06:41,206 --> 01:06:43,417
干什么？卖鱼丸丢死人呐
1247
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,337
你是不是来弟的妈咪呀？
1248
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:50,215
是呀，她是谁呀？
1249
01:06:50,215 --> 01:06:51,508
阿水妈妈呀
1250
01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:55,012
你现在还跟阿水在一起呀？
1251
01:06:55,012 --> 01:06:55,679
是呀
1252
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,597
啊…是不是他骗了你的钱呀？
1253
01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,765
不是呀
1254
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,475
如果他不是骗了你的钱
1255
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,728
-你干嘛要卖鱼丸呀？
-是呀？
1256
01:07:02,728 --> 01:07:03,603
不要这样说呀
1257
01:07:03,603 --> 01:07:05,022
我们靠双手生活
1258
01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:06,648
我不骗人的
1259
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:08,817
阿姨呀，我跟妈咪去谈一下呀
1260
01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:14,031
你长大了，既然你那么喜欢他
1261
01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:15,824
我也不会反对
1262
01:07:15,824 --> 01:07:17,451
不过，你这个傻女儿
1263
01:07:17,451 --> 01:07:19,494
我给你的二十万为什么不用呢
1264
01:07:19,494 --> 01:07:21,288
用得着变成现在这样子？
1265
01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:25,792
我想靠自己，不想用家里的钱
1266
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:26,585
家里变成这样
1267
01:07:26,585 --> 01:07:27,794
我还是把钱还给你们吧
1268
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:31,048
不用，钱给你当然就是你的啦
1269
01:07:31,048 --> 01:07:34,885
如果家里真的有需要，才向你要吧
1270
01:07:34,885 --> 01:07:36,636
老爸他怎么样？
1271
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:37,679
你放心吧
1272
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,515
老爸那里，我过些时候会跟他说的
1273
01:07:57,157 --> 01:07:59,743
这里还有一张六合彩，烂成这个样子
1274
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,828
如果中了怎么办
1275
01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,624
是谁？
1276
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:08,794
-骠婶，是我呀
-蓝姑
1277
01:08:08,794 --> 01:08:10,212
这么好来看我呀
1278
01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:13,173
我在附近逛街，所以上来看看你罗
1279
01:08:13,173 --> 01:08:14,633
-你真是有心
-食苹果
1280
01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:17,594
怎么好意思，下次空手来就可以了
1281
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,221
来看是第一次上来坐嘛
1282
01:08:19,221 --> 01:08:21,515
-坐…来
-好的
1283
01:08:23,558 --> 01:08:26,019
-我先把衣服晒好
-好的
1284
01:08:30,482 --> 01:08:31,358
骠叔呢？
1285
01:08:31,358 --> 01:08:33,944
他回电视台工作啦
1286
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,572
你真的是贤妻良母
1287
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:40,742
说实在的，我看不惯骠叔呀
1288
01:08:40,742 --> 01:08:41,618
什么事呀？
1289
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,204
有一次在九肚山的房子门口
1290
01:08:44,204 --> 01:08:47,666
看见你老公跟别的女人好亲热呀
1291
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:50,085
他拍戏嘛
1292
01:08:50,085 --> 01:08:52,170
你真是看得开
1293
01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:55,799
老公搂着别的女人还说是拍戏
1294
01:08:55,799 --> 01:08:59,052
你放心好了，他这么老，谁会要呀？
1295
01:08:59,052 --> 01:09:01,847
你以为而已，男人嘛很难说
1296
01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:05,433
俗语说王八看绿豆，只要对上眼就行
1297
01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:06,601
那不是这样说
1298
01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:09,229
我老公一向对我很好呀
1299
01:09:10,856 --> 01:09:13,567
最近你老公是不是对你很好呀？
1300
01:09:13,567 --> 01:09:15,068
是啊，很好啊
1301
01:09:15,068 --> 01:09:17,737
那一定有问题啦
1302
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:20,991
我问问你，你们多久没亲热啦？
1303
01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:23,743
我呸，几十岁人啦
1304
01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:27,372
你不想要，那他呢？
1305
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:31,668
没有呀，自从生下BB就没有了
1306
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:34,004
那就对罗，这么久都没有
1307
01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:36,173
他怎么解决？你说呢？
1308
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:40,969
对了，难怪他早上这么 “嗲” 啦
1309
01:09:40,969 --> 01:09:42,095
不怕跟你说了
1310
01:09:42,095 --> 01:09:43,847
你老公在半山区买了洋房
1311
01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:46,558
养了很多洋狗，还开靓车上班
1312
01:09:46,558 --> 01:09:49,144
他那房子正好在我妹妹工作的隔壁
1313
01:09:49,144 --> 01:09:50,061
亏你还这么开心
1314
01:09:54,274 --> 01:09:55,734
有没有看见呀？
1315
01:09:55,734 --> 01:09:58,862
不要吵，正在看呀
1316
01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:05,368
这个臭男人
1317
01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:17,214
-让我来吧，你一个大男人…
-那边还有…
1318
01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,428
臭的
1319
01:10:23,428 --> 01:10:25,055
全掉了
1320
01:10:32,854 --> 01:10:34,522
不要紧，我有办法
1321
01:10:36,066 --> 01:10:38,568
你不要怕，螃蟹嘛，我有办法
1322
01:10:38,568 --> 01:10:39,611
有个竹篓子，站上去
1323
01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:42,781
你就可以站，我怎么行呢
1324
01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:45,492
好吧，我轻一点，我站上去看吧
1325
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:54,251
-就抓到了
-差一点…
1326
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,920
-还抓不到你？
-好了
1327
01:10:57,379 --> 01:10:59,673
喂，怎样？看到什么呀？
1328
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,388
神童骠
1329
01:11:07,973 --> 01:11:09,557
-我老婆呀！
-你老婆？
1330
01:11:12,227 --> 01:11:13,728
你这个衰公
1331
01:11:14,396 --> 01:11:16,273
咦，你不是奀妹？
1332
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:18,608
三十年前你还不到一百磅
1333
01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:21,611
今天好像不只一百公斤啊
1334
01:11:21,987 --> 01:11:27,075
咸酸菜
原来你三十年来一直想吊我老公
1335
01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:29,869
我从来没有想过呀
1336
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:31,663
没有想过你又做？
1337
01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:32,998
我做过什么呀？
1338
01:11:32,998 --> 01:11:35,667
那你现在做什么呀？
1339
01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,127
我们在吊…
1340
01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:38,837
对不起，我先听电话
1341
01:11:39,337 --> 01:11:41,172
你啊，进去再说
1342
01:11:42,007 --> 01:11:44,718
总监，老板给廉政公署约去谈话呀
1343
01:11:44,718 --> 01:11:46,094
我马上回来啦
1344
01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:49,097
奀妹，我有要紧事，改天再谈吧
1345
01:11:49,097 --> 01:11:50,515
先这样吧
1346
01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:52,517
喂，你不要走呀
1347
01:11:52,517 --> 01:11:54,185
你不要走呀
1348
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:56,354
阿骠送我回公司
1349
01:11:57,939 --> 01:11:59,774
快点吧，我们赶时间
1350
01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:01,151
对不起呀，老婆
1351
01:12:01,693 --> 01:12:03,236
喂，不行
1352
01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:05,196
你那么坏，我不让你走
1353
01:12:05,196 --> 01:12:06,489
麻烦帮我拿一下
1354
01:12:07,782 --> 01:12:10,618
回来
1355
01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:17,459
全搞定了
1356
01:12:17,459 --> 01:12:21,212
最紧要活活泼泼，如鱼得水
1357
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,465
以后他们两夫妻可方便得多了
1358
01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:28,136
当然了，客厅也行，房间也行
1359
01:12:28,136 --> 01:12:30,555
简直是百无禁忌
1360
01:12:30,555 --> 01:12:32,349
你以为每个人都跟你一样呀
1361
01:12:32,349 --> 01:12:34,976
虎父无犬子
1362
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:36,811
油嘴
1363
01:12:39,439 --> 01:12:41,649
这床垫正点呀
1364
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:43,443
正点呀，里面全是独立弹簧呀
1365
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:44,903
喂，来试试看
1366
01:12:44,903 --> 01:12:46,404
不要了，儿子快回来了
1367
01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:50,075
怕什么？我们是合法的，来吧
1368
01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:26,069
喂，骠叔，快过年了
1369
01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:29,322
门不关好，如果我是贼你倒霉罗
1370
01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:32,117
鸡叔，有没有看见我女人呀？
1371
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:36,037
我是管理屋村的，不是管理女人的
1372
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:38,540
不是呀！ 知不知道我老婆去了哪里
1373
01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:43,503
你的继老婆都不知道是不是跟男人走了
1374
01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:52,095
姐姐
1375
01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:54,139
妈咪，你们怎么啦？
1376
01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:57,100
喂，你岳母来了，那么胖的
1377
01:13:58,226 --> 01:13:59,727
不要哭了
1378
01:14:02,814 --> 01:14:03,982
什么事？
1379
01:14:03,982 --> 01:14:05,608
先关门吧
1380
01:14:05,608 --> 01:14:07,861
亲家奶奶，大家都是女人
1381
01:14:07,861 --> 01:14:09,696
有什么不怕说呀
1382
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,198
对不起，真失礼
1383
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:14,701
不要紧，究竟发生什么事
1384
01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:19,330
老爸在外面有个女人呀
1385
01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:20,457
老爸有外遇？
1386
01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:21,499
我要跟他分居
1387
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:24,502
没错，我们做女人的应该靠自己
1388
01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:27,589
好像我 “挤” 鱼丸还不是一样生活
1389
01:14:27,589 --> 01:14:28,965
你来帮我忙吧
1390
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,967
-帮你忙
-是呀
1391
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:35,096
我想来依靠我女儿的呀
1392
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,559
小子，这下你可惨了
1393
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,214
救命呀…着火了
1394
01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:13,551
射不出呀…救命呀
1395
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:18,097
-无事了
-你没事吧
1396
01:15:38,660 --> 01:15:40,578
-来弟
-老爸
1397
01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:50,213
老爸，你还生我的气呀？
1398
01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:53,383
再气你也是我的女儿呀
1399
01:15:53,383 --> 01:15:54,717
你妈咪说你结了婚
1400
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,094
阿水对你好吗？
1401
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,679
你放心啦，他对我很好
1402
01:15:57,679 --> 01:15:59,264
你不要再怪他啦
1403
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:01,724
你知不知道妈咪走了？
1404
01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:03,643
不要担心她，现在住我家
1405
01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:06,020
在你家？那我要去接她回来才行
1406
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,023
现在不行呀
1407
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:10,900
你都知道妈咪为人的啦
1408
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:13,903
气还没消，你给她一点时间吧
1409
01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:21,494
你放心，我跟阿水会照顾她的
1410
01:16:21,494 --> 01:16:23,288
妈咪不在没人侍候你
1411
01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:25,540
你自己要保重小心呀
1412
01:16:29,877 --> 01:16:32,964
等一会，武师全部站在那边
1413
01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:35,592
-那些纸皮箱弄好了没？
-弄好很久了
1414
01:16:35,592 --> 01:16:38,803
怎么搞的你，撒尿呀？
1415
01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:40,680
不是尿呀，是汗呀
1416
01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:42,765
放他下来，放他下来，快点…
1417
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,773
弄好了，可以拍了
1418
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,150
把他拉上去，快点
1419
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:54,068
-拉他上去呀
-准备好没有？
1420
01:16:54,068 --> 01:16:56,446
慢点…
1421
01:16:58,031 --> 01:16:59,449
准备好正式拍吧
1422
01:16:59,449 --> 01:17:00,617
准备
1423
01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:02,368
喂，眼镜拿下
1424
01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,706
扔下来吧
1425
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:10,209
开始
1426
01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:18,009
CUT
1427
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:24,265
导演OK不OK呀？
1428
01:17:24,265 --> 01:17:27,060
-指导OK不OK呀？
-没问题
1429
01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,770
那就再来一个好一点的
1430
01:17:39,739 --> 01:17:41,074
有四百多万呀？
1431
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:48,456
喃摩阿弥陀佛，观世音菩萨
1432
01:17:48,456 --> 01:17:50,249
耶稣基督，麻烦你保佑我
1433
01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:52,335
麻烦让我多中一次，我不是贪心
1434
01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,921
一次就够了，一次这么多就行了
1435
01:17:57,674 --> 01:17:58,758
吓死人呐
1436
01:17:58,758 --> 01:18:00,551
弟弟快点走吧
1437
01:18:01,052 --> 01:18:02,845
快点捡回彩票
1438
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:08,893
真是没天理的，弄成这么脏
1439
01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:11,771
中了不知道能不能拿到钱呀
1440
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:16,567
还吓不够呀
1441
01:18:16,567 --> 01:18:19,654
打死你，吓我…
1442
01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:21,698
打死你才行，你想吓死人
1443
01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:24,283
我教训你才行，打死你…
1444
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:27,412
打死你，臭小子
1445
01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:31,541
放手呀，你不放我放啦
1446
01:18:39,841 --> 01:18:42,593
妈咪呀
1447
01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:45,972
妈什么，你都有今天，吓我
1448
01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:55,356
真倒霉，先收拾好东西
1449
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:16,043
-糟了，是妈咪
-劫财劫色
1450
01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:18,463
走楼梯吧
1451
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,475
妈咪
1452
01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:33,978
妈咪，你怎么样？
1453
01:19:33,978 --> 01:19:36,147
是我啊
1454
01:19:36,147 --> 01:19:38,941
等等，声音这么熟，看看是谁？
1455
01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:43,863
认不认得我呀？拿个眼镜给我戴吧
1456
01:19:43,863 --> 01:19:45,281
眼镜？
1457
01:19:46,115 --> 01:19:47,825
我是阿水呀
1458
01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:51,245
-满像的…
-是啊
1459
01:19:57,835 --> 01:20:00,630
这一期六合彩，第一个搅出号码是
1460
01:20:00,630 --> 01:20:03,674
-二十三号
-二十三号
1461
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:06,761
-第二个号码是二十九号
-二十九号
1462
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:09,514
第三个是三十八号
1463
01:20:10,431 --> 01:20:12,391
-三十八
-第四个是三十四号
1464
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,373
妈咪呀，弟弟尿尿呀
1465
01:20:35,373 --> 01:20:37,333
别吵呀，妈咪这下一定中的
1466
01:20:40,545 --> 01:20:42,505
姐姐，弟弟尿尿呀
1467
01:20:43,673 --> 01:20:45,758
你帮弟弟先换个尿片吧
1468
01:20:54,934 --> 01:20:59,897
一，二，三
1469
01:21:00,773 --> 01:21:04,735
保佑我要中啊，中呀…
1470
01:21:16,956 --> 01:21:18,499
妈咪，食饭啦
1471
01:21:18,499 --> 01:21:20,793
最后这一张，一定要中呀
1472
01:21:20,793 --> 01:21:22,128
中呀
1473
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:28,676
妈咪，干什么
1474
01:21:29,719 --> 01:21:31,846
没事，食饭啦
1475
01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:38,477
从此白马王子跟白雪公主
1476
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:41,898
在城里过着无忧无虑的快乐生活
1477
01:21:41,898 --> 01:21:43,399
骗人的
1478
01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:48,195
Pauline，童话故事不错是骗人的
1479
01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:51,198
但是它会带给我们希望
1480
01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:53,534
就好像画饼充饥一样
1481
01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:55,328
虽然明知道是假的
1482
01:21:55,328 --> 01:21:57,246
不过对于肚子饿的人来说
1483
01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:59,290
总比没有的好呀，是不是？
1484
01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:00,625
所以幻想跟希望
1485
01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,919
都可以让人快乐的
1486
01:22:04,921 --> 01:22:07,798
今期六合彩搅出来的第一号码是三
1487
01:22:08,507 --> 01:22:11,093
-三
-第二个是二十四号
1488
01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:14,388
第三个是十六，第四个是二十三号
1489
01:22:14,388 --> 01:22:18,100
第五个是二十六号，第六个是八号
1490
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:20,269
特别号码是四十二号
1491
01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:23,064
四十二
1492
01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:27,944
保佑
1493
01:22:36,035 --> 01:22:37,578
妈咪，我帮你吧
1494
01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:38,621
别多事
1495
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:40,623
大人在做事，小孩子不要管
1496
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,627
妈咪呀，你掉了张彩票啦
1497
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:46,671
我帮你捡呀
1498
01:22:49,966 --> 01:22:51,425
妈咪
1499
01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:54,428
走开，走开
1500
01:22:54,428 --> 01:22:57,640
-我去看看弟弟
-又不中
1501
01:23:04,814 --> 01:23:06,273
又不中
1502
01:23:07,692 --> 01:23:13,447
三号，十六号，二十三号
1503
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:16,283
二十四号
1504
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:19,120
八号
1505
01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:22,373
二十六号
1506
01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:25,584
四十二号
1507
01:23:30,006 --> 01:23:33,217
这下可好罗，发财罗…发财罗
1508
01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:35,302
怎么样不能告诉别人我中奖了
1509
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:44,270
奀妹家人是吧？
1510
01:23:44,270 --> 01:23:45,646
她涂改六合彩被人告
1511
01:23:45,646 --> 01:23:47,023
现在正在警察局
1512
01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:28,856
老婆，老婆
1513
01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:30,524
你老婆在里面，下车吧
1514
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:38,824
老爸
1515
01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:40,785
你在这里等等，我去办手续
1516
01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:41,744
怎么这么迟才来？
1517
01:24:41,744 --> 01:24:43,204
到底什么事呀？
1518
01:24:43,204 --> 01:24:44,622
总言之大事情罗
1519
01:24:44,622 --> 01:24:45,790
什么大事情呀
1520
01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,291
妈咪涂改六合彩
1521
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:48,334
这么大的事还没事
1522
01:24:48,334 --> 01:24:49,460
你说是不是大事情啦
1523
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:50,461
那就是没事罗
1524
01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:52,421
不是这样说，现在这是小事
1525
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:56,092
有个大律师
在里面跟他谈了，可能会没事
1526
01:24:56,509 --> 01:24:57,802
现在就没事的
1527
01:24:57,802 --> 01:24:59,261
不过等一下可能就有事啦
1528
01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,930
但是我都不知道会不会有事的？
1529
01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:02,515
那，到底有事还是没事呀？
1530
01:25:02,515 --> 01:25:03,891
不关我的事呀
1531
01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:06,685
那妈咪有没有事呀
1532
01:25:08,187 --> 01:25:10,523
神童镖，没事了
1533
01:25:10,523 --> 01:25:13,275
奀妹，小孩子顽皮恶做剧
1534
01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:15,152
警告一下就没事的
1535
01:25:15,152 --> 01:25:16,570
谢谢你啊
1536
01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:17,822
-出去先
-谢谢
1537
01:25:17,822 --> 01:25:18,823
老婆
1538
01:25:18,823 --> 01:25:20,658
没事了，我帮你找律师处理好了
1539
01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:23,369
-谢谢你
-招弟
1540
01:25:23,369 --> 01:25:25,079
老爸，我没事了
1541
01:25:25,079 --> 01:25:26,205
妈咪
1542
01:25:28,707 --> 01:25:29,708
对不起呀，妈咪
1543
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,544
傻丫头，妈咪怎么会怪你呢？
1544
01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:33,838
-以后不要再顽皮啦
-吴奀妹，你可以出去了
1545
01:25:34,922 --> 01:25:37,049
小妹妹，坐下来办点手续
1546
01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,261
老婆，都是我的错
1547
01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:42,138
没事回家里再慢慢说吧，好吗？
1548
01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:44,306
那你以后还去不去找咸酸菜呀？
1549
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,432
咸酸菜
1550
01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:48,561
奀妹，如果你不想神童骠整天看着我
1551
01:25:48,561 --> 01:25:50,771
那我介绍他去澳门电视台工作吧
1552
01:25:50,771 --> 01:25:52,606
澳门？做什么？
1553
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:53,816
报赛狗呀
1554
01:25:55,901 --> 01:25:57,111
好呀
1555
01:25:58,404 --> 01:26:02,324
这只5号 “紧张大师” 英国狗
1556
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:05,744
2号 “财运广进” 是法国来的
1557
01:26:05,744 --> 01:26:09,456
4号就叫做 “呼之欲出” 意大利狗
1558
01:26:09,456 --> 01:26:11,083
接着这个是 “百步穿扬”
1559
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,334
香港最出名那只是什么狗
1560
01:26:12,334 --> 01:26:14,170
就叫做跟尾狗罗
1561
01:26:16,881 --> 01:26:18,132
真是麻烦
1562
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:19,758
都不知道哪只狗叫什么名字
1563
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:22,636
伯父，你现在都不认出这些狗
1564
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:24,471
将来怎么报道呀？
1565
01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:25,764
乱说罗
1566
01:26:35,441 --> 01:26:39,028
笑口枣，你洗完厕所记得过来这边擦地
1567
01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:43,616
谈得这么高兴？
1568
01:26:43,616 --> 01:26:44,783
八卦
1569
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,749
喂，他们两个，你喜欢哪个呀
1570
01:26:53,584 --> 01:26:54,960
其实我两个都喜欢
1571
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,545
就是没有你喜欢的罗
1572
01:26:56,545 --> 01:26:57,922
那不是啊
1573
01:26:57,922 --> 01:26:59,673
如果是随便放弃他们一个呢
1574
01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:02,134
他们会痛苦，我自己也会痛苦
1575
01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:04,929
其实毛毛蛮好的呀，人又老实
1576
01:27:04,929 --> 01:27:08,349
老实有什么用？他很闷的
1577
01:27:08,349 --> 01:27:10,017
笑口枣就有兴趣啦
1578
01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:12,728
对，没错，不过他太花心了呀
1579
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,647
我是你呀，我就两个都不要了
1580
01:27:14,647 --> 01:27:15,773
关你什么事呀，小丫头
1581
01:27:15,773 --> 01:27:16,398
是呀
1582
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,025
很厉害吗？
1583
01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:21,070
干嘛生气呀？
1584
01:27:21,070 --> 01:27:22,738
都是你们臭男生害的
1585
01:27:23,781 --> 01:27:25,115
关我什么事？
1586
01:27:25,115 --> 01:27:26,367
你也是一样呀
1587
01:27:26,367 --> 01:27:28,619
什么一样呀？
1588
01:27:28,619 --> 01:27:32,039
她说你太丑了，找点柚子皮洗洗吧
1589
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:35,542
谁要柚子皮呀？我有呀
1590
01:27:36,460 --> 01:27:37,836
阿水要
1591
01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:39,380
阿水说他难看
1592
01:27:39,380 --> 01:27:42,132
都快要过年了，还要咒人
1593
01:27:42,132 --> 01:27:44,301
没关系，过两天他就没事了
1594
01:27:44,301 --> 01:27:46,595
还有两天才过年，他一定会没事
1595
01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,430
你会看相呀
1596
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,432
会一点点吧，我送你两句话吧
1597
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:52,309
-我说你是个八婆
-什么？
1598
01:27:52,309 --> 01:27:54,853
不是，我说你是个发婆
1599
01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:56,855
哼，这还差不多
1600
01:27:56,855 --> 01:27:59,191
还有你来了澳门二十八天
1601
01:27:59,191 --> 01:28:00,484
今天就是年二十八
1602
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,777
你看有多发呢？
1603
01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:05,864
不但是这样
你眼镜跟个8字一样，是嘛？
1604
01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:06,615
是…
1605
01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:10,661
还有呀，看看这棵金桔有三十八个桔子
1606
01:28:10,661 --> 01:28:12,913
棵桃花呢有八十八个苞
1607
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:16,375
这房子呢四平八隐，发啦…
1608
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,502
-你真三八呀？
-当然啦
1609
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,921
好了，好了，总之大家都发
1610
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:23,799
快点收拾好，老爸回来就开饭啦
1611
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,843
-回来了
-老爸
1612
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:28,053
盛碗汤给老爸喝呀
1613
01:28:28,053 --> 01:28:30,764
不喝了，我要睡觉，去做功课去
1614
01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:35,185
怎么啦？
1615
01:28:36,603 --> 01:28:38,022
他给狗欺负了
1616
01:28:38,022 --> 01:28:39,898
啊，被狗咬到了？
1617
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:42,067
不是，他连那些狗的名字都搞不清
1618
01:28:42,067 --> 01:28:43,736
作什么报道啊
1619
01:28:50,826 --> 01:28:52,828
为什么你的眼睛那么大
我的眼睛那么小的
1620
01:28:52,828 --> 01:28:54,246
老公，你又说睡觉的
1621
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:55,289
快点休息吧
1622
01:28:55,289 --> 01:28:56,206
让我来抱儿子吧
1623
01:28:56,206 --> 01:29:00,210
来儿子…妈咪抱，乖呀
1624
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,423
你是不是做得很辛苦？
1625
01:29:04,923 --> 01:29:08,594
有什么辛苦呀？是很闷呀
1626
01:29:08,594 --> 01:29:10,846
工作是这样的了
1627
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:14,475
薪水呀，八千八百块
1628
01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,935
八千八
1629
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,857
那么巧的？
1630
01:29:21,857 --> 01:29:24,068
难道真的这么灵？
1631
01:29:29,615 --> 01:29:31,116
中啦
1632
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,294
买大一点
1633
01:29:46,673 --> 01:29:47,591
八点
1634
01:29:52,346 --> 01:29:55,641
哗，发财了，发财了
1635
01:29:59,186 --> 01:30:00,521
我又中了
1636
01:30:04,650 --> 01:30:08,570
全部押下去了，要赢啊
1637
01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:13,700
八啊…
1638
01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:20,457
发了
1639
01:30:23,877 --> 01:30:26,839
太太，不是发，是十八呀
1640
01:30:26,839 --> 01:30:29,925
三条六18点围骰…你输了
1641
01:30:30,884 --> 01:30:32,177
到你了
1642
01:30:37,391 --> 01:30:39,017
那么大
1643
01:30:39,017 --> 01:30:40,269
喂，你妈咪去了哪里啦？
1644
01:30:41,478 --> 01:30:42,646
不知道呀
1645
01:30:42,646 --> 01:30:44,106
我先出的
1646
01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:45,357
又说叫我等她去花市
1647
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:46,733
现在又不知道去了哪里
1648
01:30:47,693 --> 01:30:48,777
回来了
1649
01:30:53,866 --> 01:30:57,327
我是香港大丰银行的
请问雷太太在吗？
1650
01:30:57,911 --> 01:30:58,871
她不在啊
1651
01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:01,415
究竟妈咪去了哪里？
1652
01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:03,333
说吧…
1653
01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,877
她去了葡京
1654
01:31:04,877 --> 01:31:06,879
啊，葡京？
1655
01:31:13,218 --> 01:31:14,595
老爸，我怎么办？
1656
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:16,263
你不能进去，在这里等我
1657
01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:17,347
有什么事，大声叫呀
1658
01:31:17,347 --> 01:31:18,807
-好
-乖女儿
1659
01:31:23,479 --> 01:31:24,730
那边呀
1660
01:31:36,658 --> 01:31:39,870
老爸，出来吧
1661
01:31:40,621 --> 01:31:41,455
什么事
1662
01:31:41,455 --> 01:31:42,456
我找到妈咪了
1663
01:31:42,456 --> 01:31:43,248
在哪里呀？
1664
01:31:43,248 --> 01:31:44,917
桥头呀，快点来呀
1665
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,126
招弟，等等我
1666
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,096
妈咪
1667
01:31:59,223 --> 01:32:00,599
你没事吧
1668
01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:02,476
妈咪把你们的红包全输掉了
1669
01:32:02,476 --> 01:32:03,644
老婆
1670
01:32:03,644 --> 01:32:05,646
老公，对不起呀
1671
01:32:05,646 --> 01:32:07,773
我连你的八千八也输掉了
1672
01:32:07,773 --> 01:32:08,482
不要哭了
1673
01:32:08,482 --> 01:32:11,109
干嘛要赌呢？
1674
01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:13,237
我看你工作这么累
1675
01:32:13,237 --> 01:32:14,780
我想去拚一拚嘛
1676
01:32:14,780 --> 01:32:15,948
赌什么
1677
01:32:15,948 --> 01:32:18,033
人家说穷则赌，赌则通
1678
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:19,576
这句话是错的
1679
01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:22,329
人穷忌赌，越赌越穷
1680
01:32:22,329 --> 01:32:24,957
做人要脚踏实地，知道吗？
1681
01:32:32,422 --> 01:32:34,049
你还在这里玩老虎机？
1682
01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,009
它会出很多钱的，给我玩最后一次吧
1683
01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:37,761
他们在那边呀
1684
01:32:38,637 --> 01:32:42,307
-走吧
-来弟，找到妈咪没有？
1685
01:32:56,947 --> 01:32:58,282
出了很多钱呀
1686
01:32:58,282 --> 01:33:01,785
有三百多万呀，发达了
1687
01:33:03,036 --> 01:33:04,746
今天你不在家，有人来找你
1688
01:33:04,746 --> 01:33:06,248
-是吗？谁呀？
-笑口枣
1689
01:33:07,124 --> 01:33:10,168
-妈咪呀，来弟中了大奖
-什么事？
1690
01:33:10,168 --> 01:33:11,211
大奖？
1691
01:33:14,131 --> 01:33:15,632
这位小姐，恭喜你
1692
01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:18,260
你得到我们这个Jackpot大奖，三百多万
1693
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:19,136
麻烦你把身份证给我
1694
01:33:19,136 --> 01:33:20,762
让我登记安排你领奖
1695
01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:21,888
来弟
1696
01:33:23,056 --> 01:33:25,892
妈咪呀，我中了奖，三百多万呀
1697
01:33:25,892 --> 01:33:28,937
来弟，是不是真的？真好
1698
01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:30,647
-还有一件事更好呀
-什么事？
1699
01:33:38,447 --> 01:33:39,948
雷太太
1700
01:33:40,741 --> 01:33:42,075
在银行被劫那天
1701
01:33:42,075 --> 01:33:44,494
我们找不到你提取三千万的签收纪录
1702
01:33:44,494 --> 01:33:47,539
所以说被劫的款项是属于银行的损失
1703
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:49,916
现在保险公司已经把钱赔给我们银行
1704
01:33:49,916 --> 01:33:51,335
所以现在把钱还给你们
1705
01:33:51,335 --> 01:33:52,669
好的…
1706
01:33:57,924 --> 01:33:59,426
谢谢
1707
01:34:00,052 --> 01:34:02,012
老公，我们真是幸运
1708
01:34:02,012 --> 01:34:04,014
钱明明是没有了还可找回来
1709
01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:05,682
老婆，记住了
1710
01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:08,518
我们做人就算有钱也不要去声张
1711
01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:10,604
不要炫耀，这次失而复得
1712
01:34:10,604 --> 01:34:11,730
真的是大吉大利
1713
01:34:11,730 --> 01:34:13,148
以后我们一家和睦
1714
01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:14,900
那真的是富贵逼人了
1715
01:34:14,900 --> 01:34:16,360
对呀
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