Original subtitles

(Dreaming of a Freaking Fairy Tale)

The prince and the princess are kissing.

The story...

that's about to unfold from now on isn't appropriate for children,

so this is where the fairy tale ends.

With a happy ending, of course.

Oh, right. This is a drama, not a fairy tale.

This is where Act Two begins.

(Episode 6: The Sub's Counterattack)

Guys, make sure you bring some popcorn.

Ask him to kiss you again.

If he really likes you, he won't be able to say no.

Unlike your brain,

your body can't lie.

Does he really have feelings for me?

Yes.

Let's find out.

Oh, no. This should not happen.

My dear mind, fight my instincts!

Find out what?

What adverse effects?

You're talking nonsense.

Oh, boy! You must pull...

the moment the fish bites the bait.

Too bad.

You know what? Just forget it and go to Baek Do Hong's studio.

For real?

Is that what you really want?

No.

I can't let you go like this.

Hurry up, will you?

I am coming.

My gosh.

Where are those two going this time?

It looks like they get along really well.

I've decided to help you, so I should help you properly.

I'm your Fairy Godmother, you know.

And my magic is...

Money.

This boutique is all ours until midnight.

- Why? - "Why?" What do you think?

I want to send you to Baek Do Hong's studio in a nice outfit.

So, he really is determined to send me to him.

All right?

No, thank you. I can just wear what I normally wear.

You should be determined to seduce him if you're going there.

- Pick what you like. - No, I don't want to.

You don't need to feel bad. Just take it.

I have a lot of money, you see.

That's not why I'm saying no.

Then what is it?

I don't need stuff like this.

Aren't I pretty already?

No, you're not.

You need to make some effort.

Don't you want Baek Do Hong to fall hard for you?

Seriously,

he's not interested in me at all.

Fine. Then I shall show you the definition of sexy.

What?

You're underestimating me. I didn't want to surprise you,

so I've been hiding it.

Look.

Goodness. I'm not surprised at all.

You're hiding it really well.

Please show me, then.

You're in for a big surprise.

I dress like this because I'm broke.

It doesn't mean I have a bad fashion sense.

Hey, how do I look?

Who said you could talk so casually to me?

You are wearing sequins from head to toe.

My gosh.

Then what do you think of this dress, sir?

I look pretty sexy in this, don't you think?

Your waist must be cold on both sides.

This is sexy.

You'll get an upset stomach if you eat in that dress.

Pass.

The perfect date outfit.

Ta-da.

Is that a kids' top?

It looks way too small for you.

Do you really like that outfit?

Oh, can you move in that dress?

This isn't too tight. It's called fashion, you know.

- Isn't this pretty? - Hey, breathe.

Clearly, you do not have a good eye.

They say you must try on a lot of clothes to be fashionable.

You certainly have no idea what suits you and what doesn't.

There are times when you must listen to other people's advice.

Wear these.

You said you wanted to get married.

(Deluxe Taxi)

You really don't have to do this.

Here.

You bought way too many things. There's no room left.

You can make room. They'll all fit in the car.

Like I said, I'm your Fairy Godmother.

But I'm too sexy for a granny, right?

Don't worry. This is no big deal.

Darn you, Fairy Godmother.

Please take her home safe and sound.

Sim sala bim!

Sim sala bim, my foot.

(Deluxe Taxi)

What am I going to do with all these clothes?

Gosh, seriously.

Wear the clothes you like only in front of me.

They look lame, but I can put up with them.

(They look lame, but I can put up with them.)

You think this is my style? You idiot.

I just meant that I didn't need to impress Baek Do Hong.

How could you not get it?

(The day Jae Rim is visiting Do Hong's studio)

(CEO Moon Cha Min)

Let's kiss just once more.

There's something I want to know...

before I visit his studio.

What did she want to know?

I'm so curious that it's driving me nuts. Why is she off today?

Will she really go to his studio?

Life is all about timing, you know.

Shall I offer to tag along?

Well, I am her Fairy Godmother, so I should go and help her.

Hey, Fairy Godmother. You need to know when to stay out of things.

Gosh.

Gosh, you scared me.

Now, you regret it?

It's too late.

I'll go to Baek Do Hong's studio...

and kiss him a hundred times.

What the...

No.

No, Shin Jae Rim. No.

Shin Jae Rim.

(Chungdam Heaven Jae Rim)

Yes, there she is.

Oh, no.

(Chungdam Heaven Young Bae)

Shoot.

Jae Rim.

Hello.

Welcome.

The food is ready.

What? You cooked?

Of course.

Let's eat first. Then I'll give you a tour of my studio.

I don't want you to feel hungry, even for a second.

I wasn't expecting to have such a nice meal at your studio.

Anyway,

why did you invite me to your studio?

I wanted to spend time with you and no one else.

So, what do you think of my studio?

Well...

It's cool.

To tell you the truth, I was very curious.

You said you liked to draw.

Then how come you're not doing what you like?

Only the chosen ones...

can make a living doing what they love.

You probably can't relate to it.

I know what you mean.

It was all luck that I could become...

a successful filmmaker.

My parents helped me so I could do what I loved.

I enjoyed it, so I kept at it.

And that's how I gained my skills.

I see.

But I think...

working with you will become my favourite thing.

("Come to Me")

Work with me.

Go through my script and create a storyboard for it.

Me?

I don't even know how to create a storyboard.

That's fine.

I'll help you, so you can take your time. Let's do it.

Let's do something we both love.

My boss said the same thing.

"Follow your joy."

I guess that's how all successful people think.

Do not...

talk about your boss in front of me.

Don't you get it?

I keep trying...

to tell you that I like you, Jae Rim.

I don't know why I have to see you on my day off.

You asked me to take you out for a meal.

Well, you called me on my day off,

so I suggested we eat and talk instead of talking on the phone.

Hey, I called you by mistake because of my fat thumb.

Even so, you have to take responsibility for your action.

Gosh.

Why are all my employees like this?

I know, I'm not cut out for working.

I want to get married soon and become a stay-at-home dad...

but can't find a woman.

Hey, women are half the world.

Why can't you find a woman?

Successful men have snatched them all up already. That's why.

Oh, my friend told me...

Baek Do Hong was a player too.

Rumour has it that he's a total womanizer.

I heard he joined Chungdam Heaven...

after dating every woman he met at clubs.

Is he leading Jae Rim on just to play her?

I'm a little worried,

but it'll probably be okay because Jae Rim can handle him.

- Young Bae. - Yes?

I can view the members' addresses on the app, right?

Well, yes.

Eat with your friend and put it on the corporate credit card.

This angle.

The way he's looking at me.

He's definitely about to kiss me.

Is this really my wish coming true?

Jae Rim, are you still hungry?

No, that wasn't me.

It wasn't me either.

What?

Hey, little brother. You're having a good time,

so I was going to stay quiet, but I've been busted.

What are you doing here?

You've been ignoring the whole family,

so I came here to see how well you were doing, all by yourself.

What about the money I gave you? Did you spend it all?

Hey, little brother. I thought...

it was my monthly allowance.

I clearly told you it was the last time.

- Anyway, get out. - Hey, let go.

Do you know what will happen if you keep ignoring me like this?

Miss, I overheard your conversation.

I must say, that punk lied to you, big-time.

I was baffled.

That punk isn't doing what he loves. He never has.

All his life, he's been doing what he thinks others would love.

Right? Like a coward.

Come on. Get out.

All right, let go.

Hey, here.

Read this book. He wrote this.

I must say, it's a great book.

He made sure to include all the details women would love.

This made him the J. K. Rowling of BL novels.

That's how he made a fortune, doing shady stuff.

Now, he calls himself a filmmaker, saying he wants to make art.

Even if he's moved up in the world, he's still third-rate. You know?

I mean, this book is so third-rate...

that I can never tell anyone my brother wrote it.

My gosh.

Do Hong, you become successful in everything you do.

I want to learn how you do it.

And you, Do Hong's brother.

Your little brother worked hard to write this book.

Why would you throw it?

And you're using it as leverage to extort money from him.

I guess you have nothing better to do.

Gosh, she's really something.

Birds of a feather flock together, indeed.

- Get out. - You little...

- You love women too much. - Get out!

Gosh.

Okay, fine.

Wait and see. You'll pay for this.

Jae Rim, you should leave too.

I'm sorry...

I disappointed you today.

Yes.

Honestly, I didn't know you were like this.

What's wrong with BL novels?

Is it illegal?

These days, it's hard to become a self-made man.

So, it's impressive that you became this successful all on your own.

Why are you embarrassed?

- Shall I be honest? - Yes.

I'm embarrassed to tell women about it.

Even now, I'm embarrassed,

so please leave.

I guess you think I've seen it all.

You're treating me so rudely now.

I'm sorry.

Please don't tell anyone at Chungdam Heaven.

If people find out about this,

the members won't accept me.

Why do you think that?

You know the answer very well.

They normally don't...

accept people like us into their circle.

They think we simply don't measure up.

Fine, I won't tell anyone.

But...

you need to accept yourself and give yourself some credit.

Here.

Take it and be proud of it.

Believe me when I say it's impressive.

I'm off.

(CEO Moon Cha Min)

I really can't figure out what men want.

This is exhausting.

Hey, why aren't you answering? Pick up.

(CEO Moon Cha Min)

Women don't know what men want.

What?

But she's leaving sooner than I thought.

It must mean nothing happened, right?

And men don't know what women want.

Here.

Take it and be proud of it.

Believe me when I say it's impressive.

("To My Shame")

She left pretty quickly, so I'm sure nothing happened.

I mean, I could ask her.

"Did you have a good time? Did anything happen?"

Am I being too straightforward?

Gosh, I don't know what to do.

Mr. Moon, why did you get here so early today?

I'm always here early.

- Go and do what you need to do. - Okay.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Moon.

- Good morning. - Morning.

Gosh, I'm still full.

We need to have a talk later.

Oh, hey.

Hello.

What?

The members aren't supposed to be here yet.

I'm not a regular member.

I can come here early to see my fiance.

Gosh.

Please join me.

I bet you rarely have breakfast because you're too busy.

No, I've eaten. I can't work on an empty stomach.

Even so.

Have a seat.

I need to talk to you.

Okay, go ahead and talk.

I heard...

Cha Min crossed the line at the party.

I'm sorry. I want to apologize to you on his behalf.

No, it's okay.

No.

The truth is, Cha Min and I made a bet, just for fun.

I told him to help you find a good catch here...

and get married, which is your dream.

Why do you care about me achieving my dream?

Well, it's like watching a dating show.

I thought it'd provide us with a source of entertainment.

Something interesting to watch, something to gossip about.

It's fun, you know?

But I guess Cha Min...

stepped in himself because you weren't making any progress...

no matter what you tried.

I know it was just a prank, but he shouldn't have done that.

You must've been really offended.

I'll scold him harshly.

No, don't scold him.

We're all adults here.

We all have to take responsibility for our own actions and feelings.

I'm fine.

He treated you like an attractive toy.

Are you really okay with that?

Who says I'm his toy?

It was fun for me too.

The kiss.

He's a good kisser.

You went to an omakase restaurant yesterday.

Yes, you should've come with me.

It was very good.

What about you? What did you have after ditching me yesterday?

Sweet potatoes.

I had sweet potatoes yesterday.

Mr. Moon, are you playing favourites here?

What about me?

Okay. You can go wine and dine too.

I'll just keep eating sweet potatoes.

You guys look so excited.

Dan A.

You must be graceful and elegant at all times.

Chanel.

Dior.

Louis Vuitton.

Gucci.

Burberry.

The kiss.

He's a good kisser.

Prada!

You know the answer very well.

They normally don't...

accept people like us into their circle.

He treated you like an attractive toy.

Are you really okay with that?

So, he's toying with me.

Who boils water until it bubbles up to make tea?

Are you going to have ramyeon?

Hey, why do you seem so down?

Did something happen at Baek Ddong's studio?

- Tell me. - Why should I tell you?

Why should I tell my boss about meeting a man on my day off?

Why not? I'm not supposed to know?

Do you find me that amusing?

But you know what? This isn't fun for me.

I'm flustered and confused.

Do you think I'm a big joke?

No.

You're fun, and I enjoy spending time with you,

but I don't think you're a joke.

Yes, you do think I'm a joke.

You kissed me. Then you said you were my Fairy Godmother.

You sent me to another man and asked me what I did with him...

because you're toying with me.

What about it?

You didn't like it?

You said you put your personal gains before your pride.

So I thought...

it was the best thing for your sake.

You're incredibly rude.

Did you do it because you thought you could treat me like that?

No, it's not like that.

I...

just wanted to help you,

but I guess I wasn't thoughtful enough.

- I'm sorry. - Forget it.

From now on,

I must decline your kind gestures which are just selfish gimmicks.

So,

even if I date a jerk or get dumped by a scumbag,

stay completely out of my personal business.

It offends me.

Hey, Dae Bong.

This is our first time doing this after we left the field years ago.

My goodness. I know.

I'm so excited that I feel like I can fly.

You're obese, so you can't fly.

Why, you little...

Anyway, today...

We'll just suss out the situation quickly and leave.

- Got it. - Good.

(Niece Dan A)

Oh, it's Dan A.

(Niece Dan A)

- Hey. - I'm...

fuming mad right now because of Shin Jae Rim.

Go to Mont Chant Claire and pick up some bread for me.

Bring it to me while it's still warm!

Goodness, that temper of hers.

How could we get home from Namsan while the bread is still warm?

It means she just wants to lash out at us.

Gosh.

Then let's just go and pick up the bread for her.

Hey! So Bong. We're Dan A's uncles.

I know you adore her, but will you let her boss you around forever?

Even when you're 60?

You're her uncle and an adult, so act as such.

Let's just catch that girl today.

Oh, my. Dae Bong, you're so wise.

You're as wise as Confucius.

- Hey, So Bong. - Yes.

You brought the tools, right?

- I sure did. - Good.

- It's your first time here, right? - Yes.

How may I help you?

My honey says her stomach is upset.

Could she use the restroom here?

- The restroom? - Yes.

But it's not a public restroom.

My goodness. How mean!

Do you have to poop gold to use the restroom here or something?

Why won't you let us use it?

Well, you're right.

Please go ahead and use the restroom. It's this way.

Babe, go and poop.

Okay, babe.

Jae Rim. Come here for a second.

Jung Ja is looking for you.

Babe, let's just go.

Sorry. She's very selective as to where she poops.

We'll be leaving, then.

Hey, Sun Jung. I just got off work.

I'll be there shortly, so go ahead and order. With bones.

I need to chew up something right now.

All right.

What is this?

Do you know about spiritual training?

What about it?

We've been training ourselves spiritually in Mount Inwang,

so we see some things that others don't.

Your ancestors are very angry right now.

- That's right. - Yes.

They're fuming mad now, aren't they?

- Yes. - Yes, they are.

That said, please come with us.

Our positive energy will help you...

You guys are the reason my ancestors are fuming mad.

They say you'll get struck by lightning unless you get lost now.

Goodness. Hey, miss.

You have quite a temper. Who do you take after?

I guess we can't get you to come with us by talking nicely.

- Hey, put her in the car. - Okay!

- Come with us. Come on! - What are you doing? My gosh!

- Do you think I'll let you? - Come on. Let's go.

- What is this? - Get this!

Hey, what is this?

My goodness. Hey, you did this to yourself.

Gosh, you're dumb.

- Hey, lift her. - Okay.

- No! Please spare me. - Goodness.

- Spare me, please! - Hey, come on.

You did it to yourself. Goodness.

Go in!

The person you have reached is unavailable. Please leave...

Why isn't she answering?

What's taking her so long?

Oh, we're closed now.

I see.

By any chance, do you know if Shin Jae Rim is still here?

- Shin Jae Rim? - Yes.

I'm Jae Rim's friend.

Are you the CEO?

How did you know?

You ooze so much charisma.

It says all over your face that you're the CEO.

And Jae Rim told me...

that the CEO was young, rich, tall, handsome,

sexy, and cute.

No way.

Anyway, Jae Rim left. She's not here now.

Right?

She said she'd meet me right after work,

but I suddenly couldn't reach her.

I wonder if something happened.

So, stay completely out of my personal business.

Okay, what about it?

It's none of my business.

Please don't kill me.

Please spare me.

Misters.

You see, I don't have parents.

I don't even have a husband. I have nothing,

so you won't get a single penny out of me.

So instead of wasting your precious time,

could you please let me go?

Well, the market is pretty good these days,

so you can make money by selling your organs.

Sir, please!

I've been drinking too often, so my organs aren't healthy.

I'll take better care of my health,

so can't you come back for me later on?

Oh, boy. You don't need to worry about that.

We don't intend to extort money from you.

It's simple. A bloody revenge is what we want.

That's why we brought you here.

- "Revenge?" - That's right.

I've never done anything bad enough to deserve this...

No, sorry! Forgive me. Please?

No can do. You did something very bad.

What should we do, Dae Bong?

Well, I wonder too.

It's been too long, so I'm not quite sure either.

Oh, boy.

I used my brain today for a change, so I'm hungry.

Shall we order jjajangmyeon?

You idiot.

Use your brain, will you?

If we get it delivered here,

and if the righteous delivery guy calls the police, then what?

Can you not think?

We should go there and eat it.

My gosh, Dae Bong. Even though you left the field long ago,

- but you've still got it. - I know.

You're a genius thug.

- Let's go! - Okay.

Hey, you'd better stay quiet.

What? They're stepping out?

They left?

My gosh.

Gosh, what do I do now?

It hurts.

However, even Dae Bong, the genius thug,

should've been thoughtful enough.

Hi, Bixby.

Hi, Bixby?

- Yes. - My gosh!

Call 112.

I did not understand what you said.

The police. Call the police.

Can you try to pronounce the words more clearly?

Call 112.

Please say it again.

Hey, seriously!

I asked you to make a call. Why are you so useless?

Just make a call!

Okay, missed calls.

Calling "Useless Friend No Sun Jung."

Gosh, Shin Jae Rim.

What is she up to now?

She bailed on her friend.

I can't believe I'm playing Jenga with someone I just met.

There's nothing like Jenga to break the ice.

Right?

Then next time,

we can play together all night.

You know what I mean.

By the way, do you mind putting your phone on the table?

My phone? Why?

When we're playing a game like this,

we should keep checking the time.

You're right.

Otherwise, we'll easily lose track of time.

(Drunkard Jae Rim)

What?

Hello?

Sun Jung!

I've been kidnapped.

"Kidnapped?" What do you mean?

Did you fall for a vishing call?

No!

Hey, Shin Jae Rim. Where are you?

If I knew that, this wouldn't be considered kidnapping.

Hurry up and find me!

Calm down and tell me anything you know.

I promise I'll find you.

I'm at a derelict factory that smells like makgeolli.

Please let me go!

I want to go home!

I'm scared.

Shin Jae Rim, please.

Please be safe.

My goodness.

I heard you'd been hitting on Moon, my nephew-in-law.

You've been recklessly wagging your tail at him,

so we are going to cut your tail off.

"Moon?"

- You mean Mr. Moon, my boss? - That's right.

No, that's not true!

Also, I do not have a tail.

- You don't? - I must say,

she doesn't have the face for it.

Did we catch the wrong girl?

No, we didn't.

The most famous femme fatales...

are all ugly. Yes.

Are you criticizing my looks right now?

My goodness.

You're getting all worked up because we called you ugly.

Why? Did you spend a lot of money on your face?

Our niece, Dan A, has spent way more, so know your place.

Oh, dear.

That young girl wanted to be pretty,

so she got plastic surgery on her face...

that looked like a white potato.

Then began the war on puffiness.

We boiled red beans 24-7 to make red bean tea for her...

and woke her up when she fell asleep.

I miss her old face from time to time but can't see it anymore.

We worked so hard to raise her...

and want to marry her off now,

so how dare you try to seduce our future nephew-in-law?

And you're ugly.

How could I not be upset about this situation?

Then take it up with Mr. Moon instead of doing this to me.

No, we can't do that!

If we do that, Dan A will kill us for sure.

In any case, you are falsely accusing me.

Let me go!

If you want us to release you,

write here that you will leave Chungdam Heaven...

and sign it.

It's so hard to get a job these days.

That's like telling me to die. I refuse!

Let's make sure she can never walk around with her head held up again.

Rude brats like her...

should be taught to bow down by getting their head shaved.

Oh, no! Wait!

My goal is to get married this year.

I can't get married with a shaved head.

If I wear a tiara on my shaved head,

I will look like Xuanzang, the monk.

We'll make sure it looks nice.

No, please. No!

Okay! I'll do it. I'll sign it.

Good!

What's that?

Who's that punk?

He's our future nephew-in-law.

- Oh, then what do we do? - It's fine.

He doesn't know who we are anyway.

We'll just keep playing dumb.

- Make him pass out. - Okay.

My goodness.

Don't be ridiculous.

Dae Bong, don't underestimate him...

I was worried sick.

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