Original subtitles

-HEY, BUD, HOW YOU DOING?

-HI.

-YOU HERE ALL BY YOURSELF?

-NO, MY DAD'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

HE KNOWS I'M OKAY.

-WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

-TANNER. WHAT'S YOURS?

-MITCH.

-TANNER: MITCH WHAT?

-MITCH BUCHANNON.

TANNER, WANT SOME REAL SUNSCREEN?

-TANNER: SURE.

-MITCH: RIGHT ON.

[PHONE RINGS]

EXCUSE ME.

BUCHANNON, TOWER 12.

-ALEX: YEAH, MITCH, IT'S ALEX.

LISTEN, I JUST GOT A REPORT ON A LOST LITTLE BOY

WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT VENICE BREAKWATER.

I DOUBT HE GOT UP AS FAR AS YOU,

BUT I JUST WANTED TO CHECK TO SEE IF YOU'VE SEEN ANYTHING.

-WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?

-ALEX: HE'S 10 YEARS OLD, HE'S GOT BROWN HAIR,

AND HE'S WEARING RED TRUNKS.

HIS NAME IS TANNER SLOAN.

-I GOT HIM. HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY TOWER.

BEEN HERE ALL MORNING.

-GOOD, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

I'VE GOT HIS FATHER IN THE TRUCK.

-TANNER: HEY, MITCH.

-YEAH.

DOESN'T THAT BLACK THINGY MEAN THAT THERE'S NO SURFING?

-YEAH, WHY?

THANKS.

HEY! BLACK BOARD OUT OF THE WATER!

OUT OF THE WA--

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, TANNER.

-WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

WHO SAID YOU COULD RUN OFF BY YOURSELF?

-I WOULD'VE ASKED EXCEPT YOU WERE PASSED OUT.

-DON'T SMART-MOUTH ME!

COME ON. GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.

-TANNER: OKAY!

-COME ON, LET'S GO.

WE GOT TO GET HOME.

COME ON!

GET YOUR STUFF AND LET'S GO! -I GOT TO GET THIS--

-YOU DON'T NEED THIS.

-NO!

-COME ON!

-AHH!

-DID YOU SEE THAT?

-YEAH.

HEY, YOU OKAY?

-GET YOUR HAND OFF MY BOY!

AND MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!

♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪

♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪

♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪

♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDERS IN SIGHT ♪

♪ DON'T YOU WORRY

♪ IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT

♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY

♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY, I'LL BE READY

♪ NEVER YOU FEAR, NO. DON'T YOU FEAR ♪

♪ I'LL BE READY

♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS

♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE

-WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT, WE'VE GOT THREE CHOICES.

WE CAN CALL THE POLICE.

WE CAN CALL THE COUNTY CHILDREN'S SERVICE DEPARTMENT,

OR WE CAN JUST MAKE A NOTE OF THE FATHER'S BEHAVIOR

AND LET IT GO AT THAT.

-WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

-I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, WAS THAT CHILD ABUSE,

OR DID THE GUY JUST FLY OFF THE HANDLE?

I REMEMBER GETTING SPANKINGS.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER SPANKED HOBIE BEFORE?

-YEAH, BUT THAT WASN'T A SPANK.

-YOU'RE RIGHT.

-SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

YOU WANT TO PURSUE THIS THING OR NOT?

-I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST HATE LIKE HELL TO SEE STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPEN.

-I KNOW.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

AND YOU LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, OKAY?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

-HEY, KRISTI, YOU KNOW J.D. PRETTY WELL, DON'T YOU?

-YEAH.

-IS HE SEEING ANYBODY AT THE MOMENT?

-NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

AS FAR AS I KNOW, HE'S OUT THERE.

THERE IS JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM, THOUGH.

-WHAT'S THAT?

-YOU'RE IN COMPETITION WITH THE NEW MUSCLE BOAT.

-ALL RIGHT!

-ALL RIGHT!

♪ STANDING STILL IS REALLY SUCH A DRAG

♪ WAITING OUT AN EARLY HEART ATTACK

♪ YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REALLY ♪ ON THE MOVE

BYE.

-KRISTI: SEE YOU! -NEWMIE: GO GET THEM!

-WOO HOO!

-KRISTI: ALL RIGHT!

-TANNER: HEY, MITCH!

-HEY, PARTNER, WHAT'S UP?

-HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN THE TOWER?

-BECAUSE TODAY I GET TO DRIVE AROUND.

IT'S CALLED MOBILE PATROL.

-WHERE'S THAT LADY LIFEGUARD

WHO WAS DRIVING AROUND EARLIER?

-SHE'S ACTUALLY TRYING OUT FOR A GAME SHOW.

-WHICH ONE?

-"JEOPARDY."

-SHE MUST BE PRETTY SMART.

-YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SHARP.

-DO YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY SMART TO BE A LIFEGUARD?

-NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS.

-GOOD, BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE ONE

AND, WELL, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET STRAIGHT A'S

ON MY LAST REPORT CARD.

-WHERE'S YOUR DAD? I DON'T SEE HIM AROUND ANYWHERE.

DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE HERE?

-YEAH.

-YOU SURE?

-POSITIVE, HE LETS ME COME TO THE BEACH A LOT BY MYSELF.

-REALLY, THAT'S NOT THE IMPRESSION I GOT.

-LAST TIME, HE WAS JUST IN A BAD MOOD.

HE'S NOT THAT MEAN.

SOMETIMES, THE PRESSURE GETS TO HIM.

IT'S NOT EASY RAISING A CHILD ALL BY YOURSELF.

-MITCH, WE GOT A RIP PULLING REALLY HARD ON THE JETTY!

-GO FOR IT, I'LL CALL FOR BACK-UP!

RESCUE THREE FROM 201.

-GO AHEAD, 201.

-MITCH: RESPOND TO AVENUE B JETTY.

WE GOT A GUARD IN THE WATER.

WE NEED BACK-UP.

-RESPONDING.

-HELP!

HELP!

-ATTENTION SWIMMERS.

THERE'S A STRONG CURRENT OUT THERE.

DO NOT TRY TO SWIM DIRECTLY IN!

SWIM SIDEWAYS OR PARALLEL TO SHORE!

THANK YOU.

-GET READY, NEWMIE!

-HOLD ON TO THE CAN WITH TWO HANDS.

KICK WITH YOUR FEET.

-YOU ALL RIGHT? OKAY, GO SIT ON THE BEACH.

ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.

-HELP!

-YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.

-RADIO: 201, THIS IS SCARAB ONE ON SITE.

-J.D.: YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAY.

WE'RE GOING TO BRING YOU ON THE BOAT.

-NEWMIE: YOU'RE OKAY.

TAKE DEEP BREATHS.

-JUST TAKE IT EASY.

DID YOU SWALLOW SOME WATER?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

-NEWMIE: OKAY, GIVE ME YOUR HAND, SON.

-FEELING BETTER?

-YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

-SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. SHE'S JUST A LITTLE TIRED.

GIVE HER SOME WATER, HUH?

HEY!

-IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

-EVERYTHING IS COPACETIC. WE GOT 'EM ALL.

-WAY TO GO.

IT'S COOL THE WAY YOU GUYS WORK AS A TEAM.

-MITCH: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT LIFEGUARDING'S ABOUT, PAL,

BEING A TEAM.

-AND THAT BOAT'S REALLY COOL, TOO.

-NEWMIE: GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS.

-UH OH, SOMETHING TELLS ME THE AUDITION DIDN'T GO TOO WELL.

-YOU'RE SO PERCEPTIVE.

-WHAT HAPPENED?

-I CHOKED, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

-YOU CHOKED?

-YES, I CHOKED.

I MEAN, I DID SO GREAT ON MY WRITTEN TEST.

THEY ASKED ME TO PLAY A GAME FOR THE PRODUCERS.

MY BRAIN, IT JUST STOPPED FUNCTIONING.

I COULDN'T FIND THE CLICKER.

WHEN I DID BUZZ IN, I WOULDN'T GIVE THE RIGHT ANSWER,

OR I WOULDN'T PHRASE IT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.

IT WAS SO HUMILIATING.

-WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS "WHEEL OF FORTUNE."

-TANNER: HEY, MITCH!

LOOK AT ME!

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-OH, NOTHING, JUST SIGNING UP A LITTLE BOY

FOR JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS.

-UH HUH, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GET INVOLVED

IN SOMEONE ELSE'S FAMILY PROBLEMS?

-I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED.

I'M JUST SIGNING UP A LITTLE BOY FOR JUNIOR LIFEGUARDS,

AND GIVING HIM A RIDE HOME.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.

-TANNER: HEY, DAD!

-HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

-IT'S A PERMISSION SLIP.

YOU HAVE TO SIGN THIS.

-WHAT IS THIS?

-IT'S A PROGRAM BAYWATCH RUNS FOR KIDS

WHO WANT TO BECOME LIFEGUARDS,

OR KIDS WHO JUST LIKE THE WATER.

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR HIM.

-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR MY SON?

ARE YOU HIS FATHER?

-TANNER: BUT, DAD--

-STAY OUT OF THIS, TANNER.

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY SON?

-HE TOLD ME HE MIGHT WANT TO BECOME A LIFEGUARD SOMEDAY.

-WELL, THAT'S TODAY.

LAST WEEK, HE WANTED TO BE A ROCK STAR,

THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, A FIGHTER PILOT.

THE KID LIVES IN A FANTASY LAND.

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

I THINK THE BEST THING FOR YOU TO DO

IS GO RECRUIT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

-THANKS A LOT.

-GET IN THE HOUSE!

GO!

WAS THAT IT, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?

-NO, THAT'S IT.

HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

-HEY, I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING THESE.

-NO, NO, THAT'S OKAY, YOU KEEP THEM.

IT'S A GIFT.

-YOU SURE?

-YEAH, I'M SURE.

-TANNER: THANKS, MITCH.

SORRY MY DAD'S SUCH A JERK.

I'LL TRY AND TALK HIM INTO IT.

-OKAY.

-MITCH: ALL RIGHT, DANIELLE, GO, GO, GO!

ADAM, GO, GO!

SOPHIA, GO, BABY, GO!

SOPHIE: THANK YOU! MITCH: ALRIGHT.

HAVE A GOOD ONE, ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!

-HE'S LATE.

-YEAH, IT'S 9:25, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET STARTED, HUH?

-YOU KNOW, WE COULD WAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES IF YOU WANT.

-THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT.

-MITCH, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU COULD,

MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE.

-WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

-JUST THAT I'M CONCERNED.

I THINK YOU'RE GETTING EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED IN A SITUATION

OVER WHICH YOU HAVE NO CONTROL.

-WHAT CAN I SAY? IT'S A CHARACTER FLAW.

-WELL, I WOULDN'T CALL IT A CHARACTER FLAW.

I MEAN, YOU CARE ABOUT PEOPLE.

THAT'S A GREAT THING,

BUT SOMETIMES, YOU JUST TEND TO OVERDO IT A LITTLE BIT.

[MITCH LAUGHS]

-ALEX: WHAT?

-THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY EX-WIFE USED TO SAY.

-TANNER: MITCH!

-HEY, TANNER, YOU MADE IT!

-SORRY I'M LATE. CAN I STILL GET IN?

-ABSOLUTELY, HERE YOU GO.

-OKAY.

-SO, WHAT MADE YOUR DAD CHANGE HIS MIND?

-WHO KNOWS?

HE JUST WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND TOLD ME I SHOULD GO.

-WELL, WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU, TANNER.

I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO EVERYONE, OKAY?

-OKAY.

-THIS IS TANNER.

-HI, HOW ARE YOU?

-OKAY.

-GOOD!

-ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY IS LOOKING GOOD.

-MITCH: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB!

-WE'RE GOING TO GO IN THE WATER.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOUR SHIRT ON?

-YEAH, I'M SURE.

-IT'S GOING TO FILL UP WITH WATER.

-I KNOW, I KNOW.

-IT PROBABLY WON'T BE THAT COMFORTABLE.

-I'M STILL NOT TAKING IT OFF.

-OKAY.

-HEY.

-HEY.

SO, WHAT'S THE NEXT MOVE WITH J.D.?

-[LAUGHS] I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I SHOULD SIT BACK AND WAIT,

OR POUNCE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

-POUNCE. [LAUGHTER]

GUYS LOVE IT WHEN WOMEN ARE THE AGGRESSORS.

-YEAH?

-JUST GO AND ASK HIM OUT.

-WHAT IF HE SAYS NO.

-HE'S NOT GOING TO SAY NO.

-I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.

BESIDES, ALL J.D. HAS TO DO IS SMILE AT ME.

I'M COMPLETELY OFF IN LA-LA LAND.

I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL

WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON THE CAPTAIN OF THE SWIM TEAM.

HE'D STOP BY MY LOCKER AND I'D ALWAYS FORGET MY COMBINATION.

-I'LL TALK TO HIM IF YOU WANT.

-WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

-I'D SAY, "J.D., JESS HAS GOT THE HOTS FOR YOU. GO GET HER."

-THANKS A LOT.

THAT'S ALL I NEED. [LAUGHTER]

-OH, HI, J.D.

-RIGHT.

-HEY, KRISTI, JESSIE.

-JESS: HEY. -J.D.: HOW'S IT GOING?

-UH, GREAT.

UM, I WAS JUST GETTING OUT.

UM, HAVE A NICE SHOWER!

-J.D.: THANKS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

-HEY.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

-WAITING FOR MY DAD TO COME PICK ME UP.

-YOU GOTTA GET SOME DRY CLOTHES ON HERE, PAL.

-NOT REALLY.

-TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

-I DON'T WANT TO.

-COME ON, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

YOU CAN WEAR MY JACKET. COME ON, COME ON.

HERE YOU GO.

BETTER? OKAY.

-TANNER: THANKS.

-STILL ON HOLD?

-YEAH, IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES NOW.

-YEAH, THEY'RE SEVERELY UNDERSTAFFED.

YOU THINK WE'VE HAD BUDGET CUTS.

YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT THE COUNTY'S DONE

WITH CHILDREN'S SERVICES.

-HOW'S TANNER DOING?

-HE'S WORKING OUT.

I CALLED HIS HOUSE. THERE'S STILL NO ANSWER.

-HERE.

-WHERE YOU GOING?

-TAKING HIM HOME.

-THERE'S NO ONE THERE.

-I'M KNOW THAT. I'M TAKING HIM TO MY HOUSE.

-YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

-ALEX, HE HASN'T EATEN SINCE LUNCH.

THE LEAST I CAN DO IS FIX HIM DINNER.

-MITCH, PLEASE, LET'S WORK THROUGH

THE PROPER CHANNELS ON THIS.

IF THERE'S EVIDENCE OF CHILD ABUSE,

WE NEED TO GET IT DOCUMENTED.

YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE A CHILD FROM HIS FATHER.

-I'M NOT KIDNAPPING HIM. I'M FEEDING HIM.

-LOOK, I AM ON YOUR SIDE ON THIS,

BUT IF YOU DON'T WORK WITHIN THE SYSTEM,

IT'S GOING TO BACKFIRE.

-IF YOU HEAR FROM HIS FATHER, YOU CALL ME.

I'LL BE BACK HERE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

COME ON, PAL, LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT, HUH?

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

-BE RIGHT THERE.

-HEY, IT'S ME.

-HEY.

-I DON'T KNOW HOW THESE GOT IN MY BAG,

BUT I THINK THEY'RE YOURS.

-YEAH, THEY ARE.

I THOUGHT I LOST THEM.

-SORRY ABOUT THAT.

-NO, IT'S GREAT. THANKS.

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.

THANKS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? [LAUGHTER]

I JUST HAD DINNER.

I HAVE SOME PASTA LEFT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

-SURE, I'D LOVE TO COME IN, THAT IS.

I ALREADY HAD DINNER, BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER.

-SOME CAPPUCCINO?

-YEAH.

-ALL RIGHT.

-WHERE'S CODY?

-CODY WENT BACK TO INDIANA.

IT'S HIS MOM'S BIRTHDAY.

THEY'RE THROWING HER A SURPRISE PARTY.

-OH, THAT'S SO SWEET!

-VERY SWEET.

-SO YOU GOT THE PLACE ALL TO YOURSELF, HUH?

-YEP.

IT GETS KINDA LONELY, THOUGH.

GLAD YOU STOPPED BY.

[JESS LAUGHS]

-MITCH: YEAH, MM HMM, NO, NO.

MM HMM, MM HMM.

-TANNER: CAN I HAVE SOME MORE MILK?

-YEAH, SURE.

-ALEX: HEY, DID YOU EVER GET THE DAD?

-NO, NO, HE WASN'T HOME.

ANY NEWS ON YOUR END?

-NO, NOTHING, HE HASN'T CALLED YET.

I CALLED THE POLICE. I CALLED CHILDREN'S SERVICES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.

-TANNER'S DOING GREAT.

HE'S ACTUALLY ON HIS SECOND

PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH.

LISTEN, I GOTTA GO. I'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU.

-WHO'S THIS WITH YOU?

-THIS IS MY SON, HOBIE.

-TANNER: HOW OLD IS HE?

-HE'S 18, ALMOST 19 NOW.

-TANNER: WHY IS HE SO LITTLE?

-[LAUGHS] BECAUSE IT'S A VERY OLD PICTURE, TANNER.

-OH, WHERE IS HE NOW?

-HE'S ACTUALLY VISITING HIS MOM IN OHIO.

-WHY IS HIS MOM IN OHIO?

-WELL, BECAUSE WE'RE DIVORCED.

-TANNER: OH.

IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARENTS?

-NO, MY MOM DIED.

-SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW.

-YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY BAD.

SHE AND MY DAD WERE DRIVING HOME FROM A PARTY,

AND MY DAD CRASHED THE CAR.

THINGS KINDA FELL APART AFTER THAT.

-YOU KNOW, TANNER, WE NEVER TALKED

ABOUT THOSE MARKS ON YOUR BACK.

DID YOUR FATHER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT?

-UH, NO, NO, IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

I'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH. I'VE GOTTA LEARN TO KEEP IT SHUT.

-IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO GIVES YOUR DAD

THE RIGHT TO HIT YOU LIKE THAT, OKAY?

-I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET HIM IN TROUBLE.

-MITCH: I KNOW.

I KNOW YOU DON'T.

-I JUST WISH HE'D BE LIKE A NORMAL DAD.

-YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO DO MY BEST

TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS, OKAY?

-MEANTIME, YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHECKERS?

-DO I PLAY CHECKERS?

-YEAH, DO YOU PLAY CHECKERS?

YEAH? ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

RED OR BLACK?

-BLACK.

-YOU GOT IT. NOW, LET'S GO.

-HOW IS IT?

-HOW'S WHAT?

-THE CAPPUCCINO, TOO HOT?

-OH, UM, NO, IT'S PERFECT, THANKS.

-GOOD.

-MM!

-J.D.: YOU OKAY?

-OH, MY GOSH, I GUESS IT IS A TAD HOT.

-YOU GOT SOME FOAM ON YOUR LIP.

I'LL GET IT. THERE YOU GO.

IS THAT BETTER?

-MM HMM, THANK YOU.

-I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

-NO, IT'S OKAY.

J.D., I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

-A CONFESSION?

-MM HMM.

-I'M NOT REALLY TRAINED TO HANDLE CONFESSIONS.

-WHEN I ASKED YOU WHERE CODY WAS EARLIER,

I KNEW HE WAS BACK IN INDIANA,

AND I DIDN'T EXACTLY FIND YOUR SWEAT PANTS IN MY BAG.

I TOOK THEM WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER

SO THAT I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO COME OVER.

-SO, THIS IS A SETUP?

-MM HMM. I KNOW, IT'S CRAZY!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I DID IT!

I AM NOT USUALLY THIS INSECURE.

-I THINK YOU ARE.

-NO, I'M NOT. [LAUGHS]

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

YOU MUST THINK THAT I'M A COMPLETE NUT.

-UH HUH. OH!

-OH, HERE--

-GOD, THAT'S HOT!

-LET ME HELP YOU.

LET ME HELP YOU WIPE IT OFF.

-JESS: WE GOTTA RINSE THIS. -J.D.: IT'S OKAY,

-JESS: NO, IT'LL STAIN, SERIOUSLY.

-IT'S O--

IS THIS A SETUP, TOO?

-NO, THAT WAS JUST ME BEING A KLUTZ.

[PHONE RINGS]

-HELLO.

-ALEX: YEAH, MITCH, IT'S ALEX. WE FOUND THE FATHER.

-MITCH: WHERE IS HE?

-ALEX: THE VENTURA COUNTY JAIL.

HE GOT PICKED UP FOR SPEEDING.

HE HAD A BUNCH OF OUTSTANDING TRAFFIC TICKETS

SO THEY PULLED HIM IN.

HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE BAIL UNTIL THE MORNING.

-WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHERE HE IS.

-ALEX: SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

-TANNER'S ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.

HE MIGHT AS WELL SPEND THE NIGHT HERE.

-MITCH--

-MITCH: YEAH?

-I KNOW YOU DON'T ALWAYS APPRECIATE MY ADVICE,

BUT I'M GOING TO GIVE IT ON THIS ONE.

DON'T GET TOO CLOSE, ALL RIGHT?

-I WON'T. I WON'T.

-GOOD NIGHT.

-MITCH: COME ON, YOU GUYS, YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.

LET'S GO, ALL RIGHT. HI, DANIELLE. HOW YOU DOING?

ALL RIGHT, COME ON IN.

-ALEX: YOU HAVE YOUR PAPER?

-MITCH: TANNER, ALL RIGHT, IN YOU GO!

-HOW'S TANNER?

-DOING OKAY. I THOUGHT I'D TAKE HIM ALONG FOR THE RIDE,

YOU KNOW, KEEP HIS MIND OFF OF THINGS.

-IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE IN FOR A FUN DAY.

-YEP, ANY WORD FROM HIS FATHER?

-YEAH, YEAH, HE'S GOING TO BE HERE IN THE AFTERNOON,

ALONG WITH THE CASEWORKER FROM CHILDREN'S SERVICES.

-GOOD.

-AT LEAST THAT WAY, HE CAN STILL GO ON THE FIELD TRIP,

AND THEN WE'LL DEAL WITH EVERYTHING WHEN HE GETS BACK.

-THANKS, I APPRECIATE IT.

-ALL RIGHT, HAVE FUN.

-MITCH: THANKS, SEE YOU! -ALEX: SEE YOU!

-MITCH: LET'S GO!

-J.D.: ALEX, YOU'VE GOT A PHONE CALL.

IT'S SOME PRODUCER FROM "JEOPARDY."

-HELLO, THIS IS ALEX RYKER.

HI, ROCKY.

YOU'RE KIDDING ME. I'M GOING TO BE ON "JEOPARDY?"

THIS IS SO GREAT!

YEAH, THOSE DATES ARE FINE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, IF THEY'RE NOT, I WILL REARRANGE MY SCHEDULE.

-NO, I SWEAR, I DON'T KNOW A SOUL.

AND I'M STILL A LIFEGUARD, YES.

UH HUH, SONY STUDIOS, NEXT TUESDAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, I WILL BE THERE.

OKAY, THANK YOU, BYE.

YES!

-DID YOU GET IT?

-OH, MY GOD! I GOT ON "JEOPARDY!"

I'M SO EXCITED.

-CONGRATULATIONS!

-THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

-WHY'D YOU TELL THEM YOU DON'T KNOW A SOUL?

-YEAH, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?

-THEY HAVE STRICT REGULATIONS.

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE,

OR YOU'RE EVEN REMOTELY CONNECTED,

YOU CAN'T BE A CONTESTANT.

-YOU'RE IN THERE!

-YAY! I DID IT.

-ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

-YEAH!

-ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY REMEMBER THEIR NUMBERS?

-YEAH!

-ONES, RAISE YOUR HAND! -ONES!

-TWOS! -TWOS!

ALL RIGHT, DO NOT FORGET.

HEY, TANNER,

YOUR DAD'S GOING TO COME PICK YOU UP LATER ON.

WHEN HE DOES, THERE'LL BE SOMEBODY FROM THE COUNTY,

CALLED A CASEWORKER.

SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

-I DON'T THINK THAT'LL DO ANY GOOD.

-WELL, WE'LL SEE.

-ALL RIGHT, ALL THE ONES OFF THE BUS!

HAVE FUN, YOU GUYS!

BE SAFE. BE CAREFUL.

-MEN: WHOA!

-YOU OKAY?

-YEAH.

-SOPHIE! TANNER!

-HERE, I GOT YOU.

-MITCH: ARE YOU OKAY?

-TANNER: YEAH. -TANNER.

-HANG ON, HANG ON, GUYS.

-IT'S OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO GET OUT

THE EMERGENCY DOOR EXIT, OKAY?

IT'S ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, DON'T WORRY.

-RADIO: RESCUE THREE, 201, COME IN RESCUE THREE.

-GO AHEAD, 201.

-RADIO: CODE R, A SCHOOL BUS JUST WENT DOWN

IN BALLONA CREEK, JUST OFF THE BRIDGE, SPOTTED ONE.

-FLYING IN, 201. LET'S GO.

-IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, TANNER, LISTEN UP.

YOU'RE IN CHARGE.

WE'RE GOING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE.

KEEP THESE KIDS' HEADS ABOVE WATER, ALL RIGHT?

WE'LL BE BACK!

-EVERYBODY STAY CALM.

MITCH SAID HE WAS GOING TO SAVE US, AND HE WILL.

-J.D.: CIRCLE TO THE LEFT.

-DID YOU GET IT OPEN?

-ALMOST.

-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME.

CAN YOU GUYS HANG ON?

-YES.

-ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT?

-OKAY.

-HERE'S THE SPARE AIR, GO FOR IT.

-THANKS, MAN.

-ARE WE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT?

-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME.

HELP IS HERE.

IT'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF MORE MINUTES, OKAY.

-YEAH.

-THROW ME A LINE.

-ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU HANG ON?

-YEAH.

-ALL RIGHT, I PROMISED I'D TAKE CARE OF YOU.

I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DOWN. BE RIGHT BACK.

-ALL RIGHT, GIVE IT ALL SHE'S GOT!

-YES! YES!

-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

WE TORE A WINDOW OPEN.

NEWMIE'S DOWN THERE.

YOU TAKE TWO KIDS DOWN. HE'LL GET 'EM OUT, ALL RIGHT?

-OKAY, COME ON, YOU COME WITH ME.

ONE, TWO, THREE!

-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

-ON THREE, READY?

ONE, TWO, THREE!

-J.D.: RESCUE THREE TO 201. WE GOT 'EM!

-RADIO: BRINGING BACKUP ON SCENE.

-OKAY, LISTEN, I NEED SOME TOWELS, SWEATSHIRTS,

EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!

GET IT DOWN HERE!

-ALL RIGHT, BUD.

-TANNER, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALIVE.

I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU ALMOST KILLED MY SON!

-THAT'S NOT TRUE!

YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS, BUDDY!

WE'RE TALKING RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT.

I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR BUTTS OFF!

-YOU SIGNED THE RELEASE FORM.

-QUITE FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ISSUE

WE SHOULD BE DEALING WITH HERE.

SIR, YOUR SON NEEDS YOU.

-WHO ASKED YOU?

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I NEVER SIGNED NOTHING!

THIS LITTLE STINKER MUST HAVE FORGED MY SIGNATURE!

-WHERE'S THE CASEWORKER?

-HE'S NOT COMING UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON.

-CASEWORKER?

WHAT THE HELL YOU PEOPLE UP TO?

COME ON, TANNER, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!

-YOU'RE NOT TAKING HIM ANYWHERE.

-WRONG!

YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO STOP ME, SO OUT OF MY WAY!

-DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

-THAT'S FUNNY.

I WAS JUST ABOUT READY TO SAY THE SAME THING TO YOU,

BUT ALL I GOT TO SAY TO YOU IS

YOU'LL NEVER SEE THIS BOY AGAIN.

-OKAY, THE CATEGORY IS ACTORS AND THEIR ROLES.

-400, PLEASE.

-RATSO RIZZO.

-DUSTIN HOFFMAN.

-RIGHT, BUT WHO IS DUSTIN HOFFMAN?

DON'T FORGET TO PHRASE YOUR ANSWERS

IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION.

-OKAY, KEEP GOING.

-HOWARD BEALE.

-HOWARD BEALE, WHO IS PETER FINCH?

-WHAT MOVIE WAS THAT FROM?

-THAT WAS FROM "NETWORK"

WITH FAYE DUNAWAY AND WILLIAM HOLDEN.

-FISHERMAN: OH!

-HEY.

-RADIO: KMS 295, TO RESCUE THREE.

-YEAH, THIS IS RESCUE THREE. COME IN, 295.

-RADIO: GOT A FISHERMAN IN THE WATER

OFF MALIBU SEAWALL.

-ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ON IT.

-THERE HE IS!

-HANG ON. I GOT YOU.

YOU'RE OKAY.

HOLD ON TO THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

-HEADQUARTERS, THIS IS J.D., RESCUE THREE.

WE LOCATED THE FISHERMAN AND JUST GOT HIM ON BOARD.

-RADIO: ROGER THAT, RESCUE THREE.

-AREN'T YOU THE GUY FROM "JEOPARDY?"

-NEWMIE: HEY, ALEX, DID YOU SEE WHO YOU JUST RESCUED?

-HEY, ALEX, MEET ALEX,

ALEX TREBEK FROM "JEOPARDY."

-I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

LOOK, THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

YOU NEVER MET ME, OKAY?

[LAUGHTER]

-HI, THANK YOU FOR COMING.

-SURE.

I'M SORRY. THEY'RE GONE.

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR COMING.

-YOU'RE WELCOME.

-DAMN IT!

-HI.

-HEY.

-I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH CHILDREN'S SERVICES.

THEY'RE AWARE THAT TANNER MAY BE IN DANGER,

AND THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO FIND HIM.

-YEAH, WELL, GOOD LUCK.

-I KNOW YOU MUST FEEL BAD, BUT THE BOTTOM--

-NOT AS BAD AS HELPLESS.

YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEBODY'S LIFE,

AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A WASTE OF TIME.

-I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD CALL IT A WASTE OF TIME.

I DON'T THINK TANNER WOULD CALL IT THAT EITHER.

-I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW, HUH?

-ALEX: EXCUSE ME.

COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE WE MIGHT FIND ALEX RYKER, PLEASE?

-YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

-THANK YOU.

-WHAT?

-MR. TREBEK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

-HI, ALEX, I JUST WANTED TO COME BY

AND THANK YOU PERSONALLY FOR SAVING MY LIFE.

-OH, I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.

-I KNOW, BUT I ALSO WANTED TO BE HERE TO TELL YOU

THAT I'M REALLY SORRY

THAT YOU WON'T BE A CONTESTANT ON "JEOPARDY."

-WHY?

-YOU SEE, ONE OF THE RULES IS THAT YOU CAN'T BE ON THE SHOW

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO WORKS THERE.

SORRY.

-DON'T YOU THINK YOU COULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION IN MY CASE?

I MEAN, I DID SAVE YOUR LIFE YOU KNOW.

-BOY, I REALLY WISH I COULD BUT, UNFORTUNATELY,

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

BUT, I KNEW YOU'D BE DISAPPOINTED,

SO I BROUGHT YOU SOME OF OUR "JEOPARDY" PARTING GIFTS.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

NOW, HERE'S THE LATEST VERSION OF THE "JEOPARDY" HOME GAME.

HERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER.

HERE'S A GAME YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH

BECAUSE IT TALKS BACK TO YOU.

-THIS IS SO GREAT.

-YOU'RE WORKING IN THE SUN ALL THE TIME.

YOU NEED A "JEOPARDY" CAP.

TAKE A "JEOPARDY" TEE SHIRT, ALSO.

HEY, IT GETS COLD AT THE BEACH.

HAVE A "JEOPARDY" SWEATSHIRT.

-ALEX: HEY, MITCH.

-HEY.

-HEY, I FOUND THIS IN TOWER 12 TODAY.

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT THAT.

-THANKS.

-I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT HEADQUARTERS, ALL RIGHT?

-YEAH, RIGHT.

-TANNER: DEAR MITCH,

SORRY I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

MY DAD GOT A NEW JOB AND WE HAD TO LEAVE.

THANKS FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID FOR ME.

I'M REALLY, REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU,

AND I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW NICE YOU WERE.

LOVE, TANNER.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE OKAY.