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[upbeat music]
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I am so sorry, Mr. Turkey,
but it says here
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I've got to massage this butter
all over your plump, meaty body.
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I got a plump,
meaty body.
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Why don't you rub
that butter all over me?
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Baby, come on,
how can you think about sex
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when this poor defenseless bird
was just yanked away
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from his mama so he could be
massacred and devoured
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by selfish humans?
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So does that mean you don't want
to do it on the table?
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Have a little respect
for the dead, okay?
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Let's not do it
on Mr. Turkey's grave.
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Well, if it makes you
feel any better
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you don't have to
make dessert
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'cause Neesee's mom
is making her world‐famous
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Red Velvet Jones Cake.
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Unh‐uh, I'm not gonna be
outdone in my own home.
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No, I'm making
your dessert too, okay?
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My world‐famous
sweet po‐tofu pie.
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Whoo‐whoo!
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You look like
you ate Tyson Beckford.
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This ain't for him,
this is all for Katie.
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Think I got time to put
some bullets in these guns?
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Dad, come on now
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don't‐don't take this
the wrong way
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but ever since mom died
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you've, you've become
a bit of a tramp.
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Don't embarrass me today,
please.
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Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
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‐ I don't wanna embarrass you.
‐ Thank you.
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I just wanna get you
a new mama.
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[laughing]
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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Whoa, this is a nice mixer.
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I'm going straight to Sears
tomorrow and get me one.
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You know, that's where I got
those craftsman tools for Robert
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and that Xbox game system
for Bobby.
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Sounds like you're doing all
your Christmas shopping
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at Sears.
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‐ I am.
‐ Yeah.
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Heh‐heh!
Stop.
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Walk forward.
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Oh, you still got
all the tataas.
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‐ The booty, the face, the hair.
‐ Ah, ooh, ah.
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Fierce!
Now, come on.
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♪ Shake what your mama
gave you ♪
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♪ I said shake shake shake
what your mama gave you ♪♪♪
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Oh, my baby.
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[laughing]
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Uh‐uh‐uh, no ball playing
in the house, baby.
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Why? I'm just throwin' it
to myself.
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I don't care if you're
throwin' it to Terrell Owens.
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No ball playin' in the house.
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Okay.
Then, can I have a cookie?
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No, you already have
two cavities.
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Two cavities?
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Bobby, let me see. Oh!
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Grandma gonna sneak you
one later. Hee‐hee.
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I just don't understand why
Snooky don't come over here
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and celebrate the holiday
with the three of us.
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Well, I know you in denial
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and you still think
Snooky is my husband
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but we're divorced.
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There's a new Snookette.
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Then why are we doin'
all the cooking?
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Can't that heffa do it?
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‐ Ma, her name is Tia.
‐ Tia.
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And cooking isn't one
of her strong points.
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Besides, Robert and I agreed
to spend the holidays
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at his house for Bobby.
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I just don't understand
why you let that man go.
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He was a good man.
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He kept the bills paid,
he didn't beat you.
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What was missin'?
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Him, ma.
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Now, get over it,
'cause I have.
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Grandma, did you forget
to sneak me that cookie?
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No, I forgot to teach you
how to whisper.
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‐ Mm, mm, uh‐um.
‐ Mm, mm‐hmm, mm‐hm.
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Taste these candied yams,
I think I've even outdone you.
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No, no.
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Mm, take me to the cross.
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[both laughing]
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‐ Oh..
‐ Oh, boy!
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If.. Do you..
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If you, what..
Well..
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Child, go somewhere.
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Oh, my.. Wh‐where are you going?
Clean up this mess.
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‐ But you just said‐‐
‐ I say a lot of things.
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It's alright, honey, go on.
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Grandma gonna take care of this.
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‐ Oh.
‐ Now, go on now.
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Well, look who is getting soft
in their old age.
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Girl, I take Tae Bo
four times a week.
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I'm not soft, feel it,
come on now.
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[instrumental music]
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Which one do you like best?
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This one has more
of a musky smell.
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This is more of
a floral scent.
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‐ Is that Bengay?
‐ You can still smell that?
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That was two days ago.
That's the last time I work out.
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Dad, come on,
will you please stop
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making people
smell you, alright?
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There's no scent that's gonna
attract Neesee's mom.
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Hey, don't hate because I wanna
have what Jonelle and Dirk have.
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They just got finished
telling me how happy
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that marriage has made them.
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Mm.
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Mr. Jewel, uh,
happiness just, uh..
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...doesn't quite describe it.
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‐ Hey, y'all.
‐ Right on time.
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‐ Hey, y'all.
‐ Happy Turkey Day.
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[laughing]
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She ain't even even
set the table yet. Trifling.
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Hey, sweetie,
everything looks so nice
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especially all up
around Dirky.
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Oh, um, mom, let me
introduce you to his wife.
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‐ Jonelle.
‐ Oh, yeah, I see her. Hi.
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Katie, sweetheart,
you don't have to
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stand here holding
that heavy tray
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not when there's
a gentleman in the room.
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Oh, look, let's just
clear this up right now.
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The only thing I can do
with an old man is bury him.
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Ooh.
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Kill me.
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Hey, ma, where's my cake?
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Bobby, you wanna tell him
where it is?
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Not really.
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I was being bad
and I knocked it on the floor.
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Neesee, you keep a clean house,
you could have brought it over.
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I don't know what's gotten
into him lately, Robert.
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Me neither.
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We gotta deal
with this later.
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Works for me.
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Baby, I hear you don't know
your way around the kitchen
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but don't you worry, we're here
to help you save Thanksgiving.
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Come on, girls.
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Come on, let's go
to the kitchen, come on.
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Come on now, skinny.
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Oh, you know, I‐I‐‐
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Unh‐uh.
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‐ Neesee‐‐
‐ Unh‐uh.
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So, Dirk, how you
and Jonelle doing?
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Oh, man, in the car on the way
over, I had the windows down.
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She talkin' about the rain
was messing up her hair.
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She don't even got
that much hair.
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This is what I have
to put up with.
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I thought she was your prize.
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Mr. Jewel,
she's cool people
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we just incompatible.
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If it wasn't for the holidays,
I'd divorce her tomorrow.
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She lucky
I was raised right.
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Okay, so why don't you
just stick it out
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for the next couple of months
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and then see how you feel?
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Why?
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She not pregnant, is she?
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Come on, girl, in reality, how
much damage could it have done?
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I mean, you just don't even
have that much hair anyway.
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Now, see, that's not the point.
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The point was Dirk
was being inconsiderate.
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‐ Thank you, Tia.
‐ You're welcome.
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He wouldn't have
done that to me.
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Look, I'd divorce
him tomorrow
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if it wasn't Thanksgiving.
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But you heard
how the suicide rates
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go up during
the holidays.
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Man, I don't want him
to die.
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I just don't wanna be
married to him.
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Shoot. If you don't want him
I'd hit that.
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Nothing says
"Happy Thanksgiving"
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like a tall cup
of hot chocolate.
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Ugh. Um..
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[Kate coughing]
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[instrumental music]
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(Robert)
I'd like to toast
to a few things
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I have to be thankful for.
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Ah, a great son.
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Who needs to stop
leaning back in his chair
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before he slips
and busts his pumpkin head.
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Get your feet down.
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Bobby, what did your mother
tell you?
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I'm also thankful
that we all could be here
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on this very special day.
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My beautiful baby.
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And our newly‐wed best friends.
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Together forever.
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Promise?
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My parents couldn't
be here today
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but I'm happy to say
I have somebody
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that I'll always call ma.
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And my soon‐to‐be dad.
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[chuckles]
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And you can call me Big Papa.
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And you can call me a cab.
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Hey, don't forget the turkey.
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Neesee, you did
your thing, girl.
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‐ Nice job, nice job.
‐ Yeah.
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Hello!
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That was my turkey, people.
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[laughing]
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Enough of all this
mushy stuff.
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Come on, y'all, let's dance.
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‐ Come on, baby.
‐ Knock yourself out.
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I'm going to watch the game.
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Oh, come on, baby. Hey, Katie,
you used to teach dance, right?
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Maybe you could show us
a few new moves.
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Well, Neesee, yes, because
she has a gift for dance..
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...and the body.
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Well, I did study dance
in college.
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Honey, it's different
without a pole.
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‐ Oh, ma.
‐ Oh!
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See that's your last chance,
we told you to stop.
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(man on TV)
'Now it's nothing
but open field ahead.'
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Shoot.
She don't know me.
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I tried out for "Fame" and got
me a couple of call‐backs.
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[smacks lips]
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Mm.
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[instrumental music]
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[shrieking]
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[shrieking]
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Salsa is a dance
of passion and lust.
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Not just something
you sprinkle on some chips.
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Come on, Dirk.
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Let's show 'em
how to do it.
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You have to picture
your partner
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as the object
of your deepest desire
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and once you've had your fill,
ooh, no more.
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Oh, I'm ready, baby.
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You wanna dance?
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Well, it's gonna cost you
and right here
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is where you start
payin' in sweat.
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Well, I'm ready, baby.
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‐ Ahh!
‐ Ah‐ha‐ha‐ha!
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[screams]
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[splashes]
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(all)
Bobby!
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Get off of me.
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Bobby, go upstairs.
251
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,338
You're gonna get a spanking.
252
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:42,976
And you..
253
00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,011
Ooh, feisty.
254
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,319
[instrumental music]
255
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,255
You aren't really gonna
spank him, are you?
256
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,857
Hell yeah.
257
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,424
He's been disobeying us
a lot lately.
258
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,061
I feel like we don't have
any other choice, Neesee.
259
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,063
Robert, we've talked about
this in the past
260
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,998
and you know I don't
believe in spankings.
261
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,366
Neesee, what is all the fuss?
262
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,368
I spanked you
and look how you turned out.
263
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:11,738
If I had spanked you more,
you might have been a doctor.
264
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,874
Well, that's exactly why I don't
believe in it now.
265
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,142
Neesee, if you want your boy
to stay out of trouble
266
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,712
he's got to learn
that actions have consequences.
267
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,180
Better he cry now
than you cry later.
268
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,381
‐ That's right.
‐ You know?
269
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,016
Better nobody cries.
270
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,819
Neesee, we tried talking to him,
we tried timeouts.
271
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,921
Today alone three times
we told him to stop playing
272
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,222
with the ball
and he didn't listen.
273
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,926
Maybe you're right.
274
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,261
Maybe it's time to try
something different.
275
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,897
Do you guys mind
if I weigh in?
276
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,800
Ooh, Tia, yeah, we sure do.
277
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,768
I mean, do you feel like
this is the way to go?
278
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,770
We all got spankings,
it didn't kill us
279
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,038
so what is the problem?
280
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:47,373
Well, it's alternatives
to spanking.
281
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,975
Yeah, like music therapy.
282
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,343
Hey, it's huge
in Greenland
283
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,746
and several other
Scandinavian countries.
284
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,917
Or you could do
like my dad did.
285
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,085
Put 'em in
the Scared Straight Program.
286
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,787
You take Bobby to a prison
287
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,288
on a Sunday morning
288
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,758
and you show him what happens
to bad little girls
289
00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,093
when they steal great mail
letter from the grocery store.
290
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,931
Okay, as much as
I like to pretend
291
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,100
that I care about
all of your opinions..
292
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,370
...Robert, this is our child
and we got a job to do.
293
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,205
Honey, I just don't think you
should go up there right now
294
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,541
because you're
too frustrated.
295
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,943
That's exactly why
I should go up there.
296
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,244
Because when I'm in
a good mood
297
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,879
we're gonna end up
at Chuck E. Cheese.
298
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:32,218
Bobby, this spanking
is long overdue.
299
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,420
I'm sorry I didn't
listen to you, daddy.
300
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,289
And those cute little
puppy dog eyes
301
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,458
are not gonna
save you this time.
302
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,094
I'mma tell you
like my daddy told me.
303
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,263
I love you,
but I'm your father
304
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,498
not one of your
little buddies.
305
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,767
And this is for
your own good.
306
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,584
I mean..
307
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,887
I'm your father
and...and you're the son
308
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,590
an‐an‐and this is just
the way it's supposed to be.
309
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,091
I mean..
310
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,465
Before I spank you I need you to
tell me why you, why you did it.
311
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,869
I did it because I wanted
to be courageous like you.
312
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,238
You're my hero.
313
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,176
I know I'm cool.
314
00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:33,079
But a hero?
315
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,851
Yeah, you look like
a superhero.
316
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,152
Football Man.
317
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,622
Yeah?
318
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,089
You know what else
makes you cool?
319
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,124
What?
320
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,158
When you're on TV
321
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,528
you say "Peace to you."
322
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,629
[Robert chuckles]
323
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,532
Well, I'm really not
as much a hero
324
00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:53,466
as I am a role model.
325
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:58,905
But still I gotta do this.
326
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,141
Alright, let's go.
327
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,047
Mm‐hm.
328
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,949
Well, I got that over with.
329
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,886
Young Mr. James will be behaving
himself for a very long time.
330
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,193
You didn't do it, did you?
331
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,062
Hell no.
332
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,431
Then what was you doing
all that time?
333
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:27,601
Oh, I made a stop
at the bathroom.
334
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,302
Now I gotta go do it.
335
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,904
Good, that's what
I told Bobby.
336
00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,539
He's expecting you
any minute.
337
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:41,982
Bobby, you know why
I'm up here, don't you?
338
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,152
Yes, because
I knocked over the cake
339
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,689
and kept throwing
the football in the house.
340
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,257
You're in trouble
because you did those things
341
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,627
after your father
and I told you not to.
342
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,630
Okay, I'm sorry.
343
00:14:57,698 --> 00:14:59,633
You think
sorry is enough?
344
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,634
Yes.
345
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,670
I'm gonna ask you again.
346
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:05,539
Do you think
sorry is enough?
347
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,974
No.
348
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,309
So what do we do now?
349
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,011
You can take away my favorite
350
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,946
SpongeBob talking toy.
351
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,114
That'll teach me.
352
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,415
Bobby, you broke that
353
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,449
last month and threw that
354
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,185
in the back of your closet.
355
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:22,523
Okay. Can I just say
one thing before you do it?
356
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,627
Sometimes I just
forget the rules
357
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:31,364
when me, you and daddy
are all together.
358
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,333
Because I get so happy.
359
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:37,370
I even get kinda crazy.
360
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,743
[exhales]
361
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,245
Well, still..
362
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,381
...you gotta learn.
363
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,351
Come on, let's get this
over with.
364
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,222
[indistinct chatter on TV]
365
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,999
I ain't gonna frown,
I couldn't even do it.
366
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,333
Damn!
367
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,769
I told y'all,
Neesee acts tough
368
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,137
but she's soft
in the middle.
369
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,405
I don't know what happened.
370
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:14,340
I was right there strong
371
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,610
and then he hit me
with the "I'm so happy
372
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,012
when you, me
and dad are together."
373
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,481
I mean, what monster can hit
a child after that?
374
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,688
All this new age academic
reasoning with the child
375
00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,023
bull twinkie
is getting on my damn nerves.
376
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:32,058
Can I go upstairs
and handle this?
377
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,226
‐ Be my guest.
‐ Go ahead.
378
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,596
Alright. Hm.
379
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:39,099
(Kate)
'Y'all listen and learn
'cause I gets results.'
380
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:44,771
♪ Grandma Katie
Grandma Katie ♪
381
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:48,108
♪ I love her I love her ♪
382
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,643
♪ She's my favorite grandma ♪
383
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,444
♪ I can't live without her ♪
384
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,280
♪ She's so great
she's so great ♪♪♪
385
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,717
Oh, precious baby
386
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,785
did you make that up
specially for me?
387
00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:01,788
Yeah, I've been singing it
since I was little.
388
00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:04,591
And I'm drawing this picture
for you, too.
389
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,529
See, that's me, and that's you,
and that's a turkey.
390
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:12,098
‐ Oh, come here, Bobby.
‐ Happy Thanksgiving.
391
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,500
You know, I came up here
to whoop you.
392
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,738
But that's obviously
not gonna happen.
393
00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:20,507
But Grandma Katie
has an image to protect.
394
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,808
So when I clap
my hands together
395
00:17:21,842 --> 00:17:23,243
I want you
to yell like I'm
396
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,444
tearin' your little
butt up, okay?
397
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,346
Okay! Ow.
398
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,248
Come on, you gotta
sell it more than that. Come on.
399
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,517
‐ Ow.
‐ Yeah. Perfect. One more.
400
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,818
[screaming]
401
00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:36,356
Oh, I think that'll do it.
402
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,392
But you gotta learn to obey
your parents now, alright?
403
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,227
Okay, be a good boy.
404
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,228
[chuckles]
405
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,502
Now, that's how it's done.
406
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:49,670
(Bobby)
'Ow.'
407
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,207
Aftershock.
408
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,144
(Bobby)
'Ow.'
409
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,714
Bobby?
Bobby, the whipping is over.
410
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,385
(Bobby)
'Oh, sorry.'
411
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:09,756
Mm‐hm.
412
00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,224
So, what got you?
413
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,093
Was it the big brown eyes?
414
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:15,896
Well..
415
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,263
...he was singing
the grandma song
416
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,599
when I walked
in the door.
417
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,536
And then he, he‐he painted
this picture of us
418
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,506
and...childhood was over
before it started.
419
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,242
That boy is just too smart
to be spanked.
420
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:33,179
He done dodged three bullets
and he's only six.
421
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,649
By the time he's 16,
he gonna be running this house.
422
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:36,883
Yep.
423
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:39,319
[imitating Bobby]
"I wanna be like daddy."
424
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,456
"I'm so happy
when we're all together."
425
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,395
"I drew this
picture, grandma."
426
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,331
Don't get me wrong.
I respect his game.
427
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,133
You guys just got played.
428
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,505
You know, he's right.
429
00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,640
Yeah.
430
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,542
Let's go.
431
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:05,679
Okay, now, can I get a piece
of sweet po‐tofu pie?
432
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,681
Turn the game back on
433
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,183
and cuddle up
with my baby?
434
00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,820
You better have something
in your eye.
435
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,392
Hey, Bobby.
436
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,694
We know you said
those things to us
437
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,962
to get out
of the spankings, huh?
438
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:25,198
‐ Yeah, and it was clever. Yup.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
439
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,534
And just to let you know,
it worked.
440
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:28,635
Yeah, we're not
gonna spank you.
441
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,203
Really? Thank you, mommy.
442
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:31,538
Thank you, daddy.
443
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:32,906
It's okay, sweetheart.
444
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,841
Because you're grounded.
445
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,543
Yup, no TV.
446
00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:37,744
No toys.
447
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:39,245
No video games.
448
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,981
No desserts.
449
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,249
‐ No nothin'.
‐ No nothin'.
450
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,753
Okay, I want
a spanking, please.
451
00:19:46,787 --> 00:19:50,456
Oh, you wouldn't want your hero
spanking you, would you?
452
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,593
Oh, yeah, you know, the three
of us when we're together
453
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:54,360
we have so much fun.
454
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,462
‐ So much fun.
‐ Well, it's just kinda crazy.
455
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:57,898
‐ Yeah, really.
‐ Yeah.
456
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,766
[chuckling]
457
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,704
Oh, please, I wanna have
a spanking, not punishment.
458
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:07,508
Please, spank me,
spank me, spank me, please.
459
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,479
[instrumental music]
460
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,382
Mr. Turkey..
461
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,819
...I never knew
it could be this good.
462
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,889
You are so moist..
463
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,959
...and tender.
464
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,762
Um, and I'm so sorry,
I'm sorry.
465
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,867
[theme music]
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