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[instrumental music]
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Aah! This is so exciting.
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I cannot believe
I am moving in...again.
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[Robert laughs]
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Well, you know
I'm not lettin' you leave again.
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You gonna be my love hostage.
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Ooh! I'm a little scared,
yet intrigued.
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[both laughing]
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I can't believe
how corny he is.
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It's not like he didn't
already hit that.
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Well, you know I've been known
to interrogate my hostages
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for long periods of time.
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Well, you could try, sir
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but you will never get it
out of me.
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[laughs]
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Oh, get a room, you two.
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Oh, you know what,
we have one.
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You two are in it.
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Aah.
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Uh, why are you
stealin' my make‐up?
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This is a make‐up bag?
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I thought this was
a karaoke machine.
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All of that for one face?
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You should see her pillow.
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Look like she smothered
a clown.
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And I'm about to smother
another one.
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So, you must be excited
to have Tia back.
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Yeah, sleepin' in
the same bed
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with the same woman
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day after day..
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...minute after minute.
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It's a joy for any man.
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Hey, baby.
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Did you leave this rice cake
on my pillow?
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I sure did. I was gonna leave
tofu, but it made a puddle.
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It just feels so good
to be in our bedroom again.
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Just like old times.
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‐ Just like old times.
‐ Yeah.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Hi, y'all.
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Yep.
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Just like old times.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Hello, Tia.
‐ Neesee.
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Tia.
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Neesee.
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Okay!
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That's the name game!
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Hey, uh, Bobby,
why don't you go outside
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and play with Jonelle
and Uncle Dirk?
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Play what?
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Play like you're not inside.
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I got 20 on Neesee.
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She been workin' out.
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You know, honey, I'd like
to speak to Neesee alone.
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About what?
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And I'd like to talk
to Tia alone, too.
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Oh, you two brainstormin'
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about what to get me
for my birthday?
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I'll be back.
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So, what's up?
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Look, honey,
I...I can handle this.
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Are you sure?
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I have to handle this.
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If things go bad
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there's a bat under the couch.
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And if that don't work..
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...go for her eyes.
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You know, Neesee's from
the streets.
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Get out of the room.
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[sighing]
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Okay, look, Neesee,
I just wanted to let you know
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I'm not comfortable with what
happened between you and Robert.
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I don't blame you.
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Well, you know, actually,
nothing happened.
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I know, but it could have.
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‐ But it didn't.
‐ Alright.
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How'd you feel
if you were in my shoes?
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Uh, those particular shoes?
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I'm sorry.
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I know what you're talkin' about
and I wouldn't like it.
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But believe me when I say,
I feel nothing for Robert.
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Nothing.
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Blank!
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Empty space.
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Flat‐line.
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[imitates ECG flat‐lining]
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Okay, okay,
I believe you.
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Look, Neesee, I really think
we can make this work.
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Now, Robert and I, we're
startin' out with a clean slate
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and I'd like to think
you and I can do the same.
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I'd like that, Tia.
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I was talking with my therapist
about our situation
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and she thought
it would be a good idea
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if I extended the olive branch
and tried to be friendly.
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Sounds like good advice.
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Except, I don't know
where to get an olive branch.
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But one of my clients gave me
a skybox to the Lakers game
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and I was gonna take Bobby
and some of my friends.
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But now I'm thinking,
we should all go.
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[instrumental music]
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[Tia shrieks]
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Damn, Neesee's killin' my baby.
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Give me my money.
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I did not wanna
fight today, but..
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Hey, guess what, everybody?
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Neesee got us a skybox
to the Laker game.
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‐ Wow!
‐ Yeah!
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I told y'all Neesee
was good, people.
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Can I come to
the game too, mommy?
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Of course, puddin',
the whole family's goin'.
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[music continues]
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Uh‐uh, I said family.
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Not entourage.
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Oh, y'all can come too.
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[instrumental music]
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(man on TV)
'Calling all space guardians!'
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Mom, I was watching
"Mercury Mel."
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Well, I'm calling
all space guardians to bed.
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Mom, can I ask you something?
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Ha.. For the tenth time,
you cannot flush yourself
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down the toilet
to get to the beach.
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So, what else you got?
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Who's gonna marry you?
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What's making you ask that?
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Well, Uncle Dirk married
Ms. Abrahams.
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Tia lives with daddy.
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And you and Johnny
aren't getting married anymore
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so..
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So, I have to meet
the right man
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and fall in love.
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And when I do that,
you'll be the first to know.
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I'll find someone
for you, mommy.
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Oh!
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Sweetie..
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...you're the only man
I need in my life right now.
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But you're still
not stayin' up.
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Oh, man.
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[instrumental music]
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Son, you know,
your pop used to play
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a little bit of ball
back in the day.
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So, you have any questions,
just ask.
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What's travelling?
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Mm, what that joker's doing
right there.
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Good call, ref!
Aah, that's a walk!
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Hey, Bobby, why don't you go
and get me some shrimp?
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Oh, and don't forget
the cocktail sauce.
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Oh, and the napkin, son.
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Dirk, pass me
some champagne, man.
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Anything else, pharaoh?
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That cookie sure
looks good.
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Good cookie.
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‐ I bet it tastes good, too.
‐ Mm.
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Tasty cookie.
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Can I have a piece?
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‐ My cookie.
‐ Ooh!
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Turtle wouldn't share
his cookie.
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Can I get my own?
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Hmm, um..
Oh, no, sweetie.
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We got some more food coming.
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And you don't wanna spoil
your appetite, okay?
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‐ Can I get a cookie?
‐ What did Tia just tell you?
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She said, "No."
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‐ Spell it for me.
‐ N‐O.
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Good, now you got a lesson
and an answer.
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I got everything
but a cookie.
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(Jonelle)
Aw!
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Look at the poor thing.
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I feel terrible.
He probably hates me now.
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Well, Tia, never mind him.
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I don't know what goes on
in his head sometime.
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Just last night,
he was talkin' about
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finding someone to marry me.
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Aw. Well, now, I really wanna
get the boy a cookie.
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No, you don't.
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Cookie!
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Oh, my God!
Look, we're on the jumbotron!
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‐ Look! Hey!
‐ Hi, there.
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Hey, Bobby,
come get in the middle.
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‐ Hi!
‐ Bobby!
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Wha.. Where's Bobby?
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Bobby!
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‐ Oh..
‐ Bobby!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[gasping]
Mercury Mel!
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Hello and welcome
to Steven's birthday party!
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Are you ready to be an official
guardian of the galaxy?
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Mercury Mel, you're my hero!
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Let's have a good time!
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[cheering]
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Hey, have you seen this boy?
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Have you seen this boy?
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Ah, excuse me.
Hey, have you seen this boy?
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This is my son.
He's missing.
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No, can't say that we have.
I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Ow, slow down, slow down.
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Oh, Mr. L. A.
What's happening with you, man?
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‐ Yo, what's up, man?
‐ You good?
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No, man. My son is missin'.
Have you seen him?
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I've been signin'
autographs, man.
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But I can hook you up
real quick, let me check it out.
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Hey, anybody seen my
little homie?
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He's like a son to me.
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‐ What's his name?
‐ Bobby.
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Bobby!
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‐ Damn.
‐ Ah, man, don't worry about it.
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Tucker, take a look at that
picture, man. Look around.
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‐ Make sure we find him.
‐ I appreciate that, X.
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And when you do find him, you
give him a copy of this for me.
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It's my new album,
"Weapons of Mass Destruction."
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It's for the kids.
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‐ Alright, man. I'll get at you.
‐ Ah, man, whatever it is.
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(Neesee)
Robert?
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I've checked the car
to see if he went back there.
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They're gonna make
an announcement.
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‐ Security is on its way up.
‐ Okay.
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Alright, look.
I can't find Bobby anywhere.
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Okay, you know what we need to
do? Uh, we should check the car.
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And we should make
an announcement
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and we need to get
security up here.
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Tia, did you eat stupid
for breakfast?
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I mean, really. Don't you think
we've already done those things?
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‐ Jeez!
‐ I..
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‐ Don't‐‐
‐ No, she didn't just try..
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Okay, whoa, whoa.
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[chanting in foreign language]
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You know what,
that's a good idea.
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Call Buddha,
any other God that you know.
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I'm gonna go check
the bathroom.
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Okay.
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Whoa!
Okay, strike.
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[laughs]
Who's next?
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I am!
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[sobbing]
No! I wa‐wanna hit it again!
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Angel.
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Darling..
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Heaven forbid, mommy has to talk
to you about your attitude.
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[cheering]
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Alright, I'm going to need
a quick description
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of the missing child.
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‐ How old is he?
‐ Five.
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But he's goin' on six.
256
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,366
He didn't ask
what he was goin' on.
257
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,100
He said, "How old
is the missing child?"
258
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:29,633
I know, but he's gonna be
six in a couple of months.
259
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,766
‐ It's all I'm sayin'.
‐ He not gonna be six today!
260
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,766
‐ I know, but he‐‐
‐ Oh, please, please.
261
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,100
I get it.
262
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,466
He's between five and six.
263
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,366
Now, what's his eye color?
264
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,533
‐ Brown.
‐ Hazel.
265
00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:44,333
What Bobby are you
talkin' about?
266
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,300
The one with
the brown eyes.
267
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,466
Which one are you
talkin' about?
268
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,333
It's an easy mistake
to make.
269
00:12:49,366 --> 00:12:51,433
Now, more importantly,
what was he wearing?
270
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,433
That's a good question.
271
00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,400
Black shirt and jeans.
272
00:12:57,433 --> 00:13:00,666
No, it was a, a jean shirt
with beige pants.
273
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:04,766
Actually, that was
a turquoise Rocawear shirt.
274
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,066
Denim Sean John pants.
275
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,500
And he's five and a half,
and he answers to big fellow.
276
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,266
Thank you, sir.
277
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,400
Do you two know anything
about this kid?
278
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,200
He's short and black.
279
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,600
Well, he's definitely short
280
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,466
but he's more of a mocha.
281
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,300
Rhymes with jock‐a.
282
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,066
‐ Excuse me.
‐ Where's my son?
283
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,500
I'm startin' to get scared,
Robert.
284
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,100
Oh, come on, Neesee,
calm down.
285
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,400
It's alright, alright.
Bobby's gonna be fine.
286
00:13:36,433 --> 00:13:38,466
Now, let me handle this
from here, okay?
287
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:39,733
Okay, fine, Robert.
288
00:13:39,766 --> 00:13:41,633
I'll completely put it
in your hands.
289
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,600
Hey, hey, hey, security.
290
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,533
What's takin' so long
finding my baby?
291
00:13:46,566 --> 00:13:48,033
We're workin' on it.
292
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:49,733
What do you mean, workin' on it,
workin' on it?
293
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,366
How long does it take
to work on it?
294
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,033
Ma'am, it's a process.
295
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,300
No.
That hair is a process.
296
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,400
Ma'am, it's natural.
297
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,233
I'm a quarter‐Cherokee.
298
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:04,500
Then why don't you use
your tracking skills
299
00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:05,466
to find my son?
300
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,800
Sir, I understand
your complete frustration
301
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,466
but I deal with this
situation all the time.
302
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,033
And we always
find the kids.
303
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,500
Well, you know who'd love
to hear that speech?
304
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:23,333
‐ Mmm.
‐ My son!
305
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:25,100
‐ There! This guy!
‐ Okay, okay, honey.
306
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,766
Okay, calm down.
307
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,533
Pull yourself
together, alright?
308
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,733
It's not his fault
that Bobby's lost.
309
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:33,200
Exactly.
It's Robert's fault.
310
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,333
‐ What?
‐ Inviting him to the game.
311
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:39,200
Talkin' about you gonna answer
all his basketball questions.
312
00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,366
Oh, oh, oh, Robert.
313
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,300
I gotta question you can answer.
314
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,366
Where's Bobby?
315
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,266
Well, the boy probably
wouldn't have been lost
316
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,666
if you didn't tell him
he couldn't have a cookie.
317
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,233
No.
Get your facts straight.
318
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,366
It was Tia who said
he couldn't have the cookie.
319
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,133
I was goin'
with the flow.
320
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,233
Tryin' to keep up
with the blended family thing.
321
00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:59,766
Like one cookie gonna
spoil his appetite.
322
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,033
Well, we wouldn't be here
if you weren't flaunting
323
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:04,333
your little skybox.
324
00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:07,433
If you hadn't needed time
and broken up with Robert
325
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:10,066
I wouldn't have to pretend
to be all nicey‐nice
326
00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:12,533
and I'd be up here
with people I like.
327
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,166
Don't nobody like you.
328
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,500
Nobody's tryin' to be you.
329
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:18,500
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Listen, listen, listen..
330
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:21,566
That is enough. We need to stop
arguing and be strong here.
331
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,566
Imagine how scared
Bobby is right now.
332
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,700
[instrumental music]
333
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:29,533
♪ Cake cake cake I love cake ♪♪♪
334
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,733
You see him yet?
335
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:41,733
‐ Dirk!
‐ Huh?
336
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:46,466
You lookin' at cheerleaders,
aren't you?
337
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,566
Hey, he could be
anywhere, alright?
338
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,566
Can't leave any stone unturned.
339
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,100
Cookies.
340
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,800
How is it we can't remember
anything about a boy
341
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,433
we see damn near every day?
342
00:16:02,466 --> 00:16:05,433
What does that say about
the kind of parents we'll be?
343
00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,100
You're not pregnant,
are you?
344
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:14,466
No!
345
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:17,666
Oh, well, then,
we'll be great parents.
346
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,566
We're the most
observant people I know.
347
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,233
[chuckles]
That's true.
348
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,666
Where did Turtle go?
349
00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:27,033
Turtle was here?
350
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:33,533
(Mercury Mel)
'Calling all space guardians
to the floor.'
351
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:36,700
'We have some here,
we need some more!'
352
00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:38,366
Mercury Mel?
353
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,433
Mercury Mel!
354
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,466
Turtle!
355
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,033
Bobby?
356
00:16:49,066 --> 00:16:50,766
You have a lot of people
looking for you.
357
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,266
Come on.
358
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,566
I didn't know Mercury Mel
was a brother.
359
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,633
Goodbye, Mercury Mel.
360
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,466
Goodbye, little guardian.
361
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,033
Mercury Mel,
you're my hero.
362
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,500
Back off me, guardian.
363
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:11,100
I can't believe he just
disappeared like that.
364
00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:14,133
He was so upset. I should've
just given him the cookie.
365
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,200
It's not your fault, Tia.
366
00:17:16,233 --> 00:17:18,600
It's my fault.
367
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:21,033
Last night, he was worried
about me bein' alone.
368
00:17:21,066 --> 00:17:23,200
Maybe he's out there
tryin' to find a man for me.
369
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,633
I don't know.
370
00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:27,166
Hey, look, it's not your fault,
Neesee, it's my fault.
371
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,366
I should've been teachin' him
basketball, like I promised
372
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,733
instead of makin' him
fetch me shrimp.
373
00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:33,100
Now, come on, honey.
374
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,566
Don't beat yourself
up, okay?
375
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,700
You are a good father.
376
00:17:36,733 --> 00:17:38,200
And you love shrimp!
377
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,600
It could've happened to anybody.
378
00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,366
‐ Mommy!
‐ Oh, Bobby!
379
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,600
Thank goodness!
380
00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,533
You scared us to death.
381
00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:48,333
Sweetie, I love you so much.
Where were you?
382
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,333
I was at this party.
383
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:51,700
Mercury Mel was there.
384
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:54,733
I had cake, ice‐cream
and cookies.
385
00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:56,300
I even hit a pinata.
386
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,100
I love basketball.
387
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,166
Well, I'm glad
you enjoyed yourself
388
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,666
'cause you're not gonna be goin'
to another game
389
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,433
until you're 18 years old.
390
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,700
Since we here, still wanna know
what travellin' is?
391
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:17,666
Tia, about those things
I said earlier.
392
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,766
I'm, I'm sorry.
I was just upset.
393
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,466
It's okay, I understand.
We all were.
394
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,766
But to answer your question
395
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,200
no, I did not have stupid
for breakfast.
396
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:32,633
Tia, I only said
that because
397
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,233
you were pointin' out
the obvious.
398
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:37,300
Oh, okay. We're pointing out
the obvious now.
399
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,400
'Cause, you know, I could have
a few things to say.
400
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:44,266
Like that purse you had,
D‐K‐N‐O.
401
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:48,166
Okay.
402
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,400
Back to your shoes.
403
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,766
I mean, you're a smart shopper.
404
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,366
Why pay more
when you can pay less?
405
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,466
Hey, hey, hey.
406
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,400
[chuckling]
Hey, hey, look.
407
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,233
Why are we bringin'
accessories into this?
408
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,500
We're supposed to be
having fun.
409
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,400
Hey, look, we're on
the big TV.
410
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,433
‐ Oh, oh!
‐ Ooh, yeah.
411
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:11,400
[instrumental music]
412
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,033
[instrumental music]
413
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,733
Bobby, what is all this?
414
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,233
[doorbell rings]
415
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,300
Ooh, quick, put this on.
416
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,400
Wha..
417
00:19:30,766 --> 00:19:33,566
‐ Got it!
‐ Well, do you know who that is?
418
00:19:38,466 --> 00:19:40,566
Mom, meet Mercury.
419
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,600
Mercury, meet mom.
420
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,100
Bobby, you're right.
421
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,000
Your mother is beautiful.
422
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,333
Out!
423
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,333
[instrumental music]
424
00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,233
[theme music]
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