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Ah!

[sighs]

Whoo! My God!

You're amazing.

‐ Oh. ‐ Mm.

I know. Mm.

[gasps]

[screams]

[gasping]

‐ Baby, you okay? ‐ Yeah.

I j‐just had a, a nightmare.

Oh, don't worry, sweetie. It's over now.

So were you being chased by some big old scary monster?

You have no idea.

♪ Often I wish that we could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be a family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's all of us sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change but we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪ ♪ It's just all of us ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪ ♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪

Hey, good morning, Bobby.

Hey, baby, I thought you were still in the shower.

‐ Who you calling baby? ‐ What are you doing here?

Well, I came to pick up Bobby and he hadn't eaten.

So I figured I'd whip up a batch of my pancakes.

You want some?

No, I don't want some.

You sure, dad? They're really good.

‐ I've had six. ‐ They're still warm.

‐ You used to love them. ‐ Used to.

That's in the past.

Now I love Tia.

S‐s‐s pancakes.

What's the matter with you?

[sighs] I didn't get any sleep.

Oh, why? You dreaming about me?

Okay, at the wedding, baby

I'm gonna seat your Aunt Judy next to my Cousin Danny

because she talks way too much and he is deaf

so that's gonna be the perfect match.

[chuckles]

‐ Oh. ‐ Want some pancakes?

No! She doesn't want any pancakes.

And I didn't have any neither, baby, I swear.

Okay.

Well, come on, baby. We gotta be running.

Go grab your backpack.

Can I take some pancakes to school?

It's may I.

May I take some pancakes to school?

No.

Baby, tonight another dance class at 6:00, right?

Oh, yes, my senorita.

Oh, congratulations, Tia.

You know, I tried to get him to take dance lessons

before our wedding and he refused.

And I got the videotape to prove it.

Don't get no pedicure 'cause he'll jack up your feet.

‐ 'Mommy, I'm ready!' ‐ Gotta go.

Uh, Neesee, you know, since you've made all of this

don't you really think you should‐‐

Oh, girl, you can have the rest.

Dirk, how many times do I have to tell you?

Get your own paper and read it at your own desk.

(Dirk) 'Here's a quarter. It's mine now.'

Oh.

‐ What's wrong? ‐ Uh, you look..

Are you trying a new shaving cream?

Shaving cream? Boy, you know I wax.

Feel this.

I don't think so.

I'll feel it.

What are we talking about, boss?

Back off.

Turtle, do you notice anything strange about Dirk?

No. I think he looks radiant.

Oh!

Okay, I'm gonna wake up now.

Wait, wait, wait.

I haven't had a chance to play with my boobs yet.

I have.

[gasps]

What's wrong? You made me drop my donut.

‐ I'm sorry. ‐ Wake up, man.

‐ This ain't no bus station. ‐ Ooh.

You're Mr. LA. You gotta set an example.

Do what I do. Sleep behind closed doors.

Look, this is serious, Dirk.

I couldn't sleep last night because I've been having

these dreams about Neesee.

Doing what?

Me.

That's terrible.

What was she wearing?

This is not funny, Dirk.

I'm about to marry the love of my life in two months

and here I am having sex dreams about my ex‐wife.

Don't sweat it, brother. It's just pre‐wedding jitters.

I had that before all my weddings.

And?

And I noticed you and Tia have that honesty thing.

So I'm not gonna tell you to lie.

I'm gonna tell you to omit.

Omit as if your life depended on it.

What do you think ended all my marriages?

Constant infidelity?

No, being honest about my constant infidelity.

Who amongst you is ready to embrace the magic..

...of the Argentine dance?

Right here, right here, right here.

We're ready, we're ready.

Will you be dancing today?

As I told you before, I know every dance

and several complicated cheerleading routines.

But since I neither brought my clogs nor my pom‐poms

I'm simply here to reflect.

Well, why don't you reflect in the sangria lounge?

Gentlemen, on my side, please.

We will start with El Paseo.

Please, say it with me.

‐ 'El Paseo.' ‐ El Paseo.

Not you.

Again and...left and right.

So, girl, this ain't nothing but the Latino electric slide.

I got this.

[sighs]

Okay, partners, please.

Together.

Five, six, seven, we go.

And one, two.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

So why are you so sleepy?

Ah, it's just that last night I‐‐

Was it that dream?

Are you afraid you're gonna have it again?

Uh, no.

Was it naughty?

Um, kind of.

Was it, uh, raunchy?

Hard to say.

No, no, no, no!

The tango is a dance of passion!

To make it a thing of the art, you must feel..

...your partner's..

...soul.

How about if you feel..

...your partner's booty?

Ah!

No touch, no touch, no touch.

So come on, tell me what you were doing

in that dream, naughty boy.

Um, stuff.

[chuckling]

What kind of stuff?

Uh, I don't know. You know, touching, kissing.

Oh. What, like this? Mwah.

Not quite.

Oh. What, like this?

Still no.

Oh, sucky, sucky now. Okay.

You're just gonna have to show me.

Well, actually, it was more than just kissing.

‐ Hm. ‐ But it wasn't with you.

It was with Neesee.

Go ahead!

"So on this day in the eyes of God and these witnesses

"the two of you have made the most special commitment

"two people can make

to be with one another for life."

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

‐ I love you, Robert. ‐ I love you, too, Neesee.

[gasps]

Tsk.

[sighs]

Oh, beautiful roses.

You know, that's the exact same shade of pink

as the ones in the backyard.

These are the ones from the backyard.

What? Tell me you didn't pick my roses.

You didn't do that.

Okay.

I picked my roses, the ones I planted.

Well, they're mine now.

Maybe, but they're woven through my trellis.

True. But guess who's making them bloom.

[laughs]

I'm guessing the same person

that woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

You know what, Neesee, I'm sorry.

I just wasn't expecting you to be here again.

Well, well, well, Tia, you ain't got with the program yet?

Where there's Robert, there's Bobby.

Where there's Bobby, there's Neesee.

And until Bobby turns 18, that's the way it's gonna be.

Yeah, I think that's becoming abundantly clear.

Oh, Tia, Tia, Tia.

Girl, God don't like ugly.

‐ Let the sun shine in. ‐ You're right.

[chuckles] You so right. I shouldn't hog it all to myself, huh?

Yeah, I should open up the door and let you have some. Come on.

Hey, Neesee, um, Bobby's changing.

He's gonna be a minute. What's up, baby?

I slept good last night. How about you, baby?

Ooh, mnh‐mnh. Baby didn't sleep good.

Baby had a rough night.

Baby got a attitude.

Baby can speak for herself.

Honey, I'll see you tonight at dance class, okay?

And, Neesee, I'll see you

the next time you invade my privacy.

Okay. 6:30, it is.

(male #1) 'Five, six, here we go.'

[instrumental music]

Yes, that's how you do it.

Yes!

I'm getting the hang of this, baby.

Yeah, that looks good, baby.

It's real Spanish, but I'mma go practice with Jonelle

'cause I need to talk to her. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, w‐wait, it‐it‐it's Argentine, baby,

And who am I gonna dance with?

Me.

Come.

[screams]

That was exciting.

But if we're gonna do this, man, I'm gonna lead, alright?

[mumbles]

‐ Alright? ‐ Yes.

‐ You know what? ‐ Hm?

This doesn't feel much better.

This..

...is the tango tres.

Do you know in olden times

women of good reputation

would never dare dance the tango.

Hey, hey.

So men

would have to practice..

...with each other.

‐ Oh. ‐ Yeah.

Who are you calling?

Nobody. I'm taking pictures.

And after that dream, girl

I couldn't sleep at all last night.

Girl, that ain't nothing but pre‐wedding jitters.

Which is a lot better than what I'm having.

I'mma die alone and no one's gonna find me

for two weeks jitters.

‐ Sure I should talk to him? ‐ Absolutely.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Um, honey.

Okay, can I cut in?

Please.

He's already jacked up my pedicure.

What's up, babe?

Robert, I had a dream about Neesee last night.

Well, what was the dream about?

We were at the altar getting married

but when you lifted the veil, it wasn't me, it was Neesee.

You were marrying Neesee.

Do you think I wanna marry Neesee?

No, I think you wanna marry me, but there's stuff.

Like pancakes and roses and dreams.

Okay, you know what? Lesson's over.

You need some rest, okay? Turtle.

[clears throat] My brother.

You will not be leaving without putting down some cheddar.

Okay. Turtle, take it, please.

Okay, but..

...someone better call a doctor because..

[gasps] ...I think I'm coming

I think I'm coming down with a case of dance fever.

"So on this day in the eyes of God and these witnesses

"the two of you have made the most special commitment

"two people can make

to be with one another for life."

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[gasps] Sweet Lord, no!

[sighs]

Hey, what's up, baby? You up early?

I've been up for the past six hours.

Oh, you really wanna beat Neesee to those pancakes, huh?

No, honey. I don't wanna beat Neesee.

You know, I don't even really wanna think about her at all.

Okay? I had another dream last night.

Oh, come on, baby. Don't tell me you still believe in this stuff?

Alright, what did you dream about?

Parsley, pelicans?

Porky Pig?

[imitating Porky Pig]

[chuckles]

Look, baby, what's going on is not in that book.

I dreamed I was marrying Neesee.

Whoa. Alright.

Let me see what we got here.

Okay, "Fingernail.

Frank‐footer."

Alright, here it is. "Freaky."

‐ That's not funny. ‐ That's good.

That's good because funny would mean

that you wanna have sex with a clown.

Tia, what..

Why are you getting so worked up over a dream, baby?

Because it's not a dream.

It's reality.

I marry you, I marry Neesee.

I guess that makes sense 'cause it feels like

I've been dating her for the past year and a half.

I go to school, she's there. I come home, she's here.

I go to your office, she's there.

And now we go to sleep and, boom

there she is right in our bed.

Tia, I don't enjoy having Neesee around all the time.

But Neesee and I have a son together.

I know.

And I love him

but I guess I didn't realize how much his mother

was gonna be a part of our lives

until now.

What do you mean until now? It's always been like this.

Not really, 'cause, baby, now she's in your dreams

and showing up in mine.

But, baby, I know what you're saying, but this is not..

You're over..

When you asked me to marry you

I just took that ring..

...I put it on and I said yes

because I love you so, so much.

But I guess

I didn't take the time to think how things would really be

between us.

And when I say us, I mean all of us.

And, baby, you didn't either.

But we need to.

What are you saying, Tia?

I'm just saying that we need some time.

You know, I need time to think about things.

What are you saying? You don't wanna get married now?

No.

I want to get married.

I don't wanna get divorced.

So let's just wait.

Come on, Tia. You don't have to do this.

‐ Tia, listen‐‐ ‐ Hey, y'all.

Goodbye, Robert.

Did I miss something?

Bobby's upstairs.

♪ Had the time of my life ♪

♪ And I owe it all to you ♪

♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪

♪ Now I've finally found someone to stand by me ♪

♪ We saw the writing on the wall ♪

♪ And we felt this magical fantasy ♪

♪ Now with passion in our eyes ♪ ♪ Now with passion in our eyes ♪

♪ There's no way we could disguise it secretly ♪

♪ So we take each other's hand ♪ ♪ So we take each other's hand ♪

♪ 'Cause we seem to understand ♪ ♪ 'Cause we seem to understand ♪

♪ The urgency ♪ ♪ The urgency ♪

♪ Just remember ♪

♪ You're the one ♪♪♪

[gasps]

[chuckles]

[theme music]