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[instrumental music]
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[clattering]
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Whoa‐whoa‐whoa!
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‐ There it goes again!
‐ Shh!
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Wow! You really brought
the heat.
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It was the first thing I saw!
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Hey, what do you plan on doin'
with that bat?
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It's for your protection.
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Please, I've seen you
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at the batting cages.
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[doorknob rattles]
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‐ Did you hear that?
‐ Look!
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W‐w‐w‐wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!
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‐ What?
‐ Let me plug this in first!
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‐ Whoa!
‐ Knock it out!
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Get it! hit it!
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‐ Carmen?
‐ What's up, big brother!
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Woman, you are crazy!
How did you get in here?
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Oh, boy, please,
like the key
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in the fake rock out front
is foolin' somebody.
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I told you.
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Hey, Carmen, hi!
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I'm so excited
to finally meet you!
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Me too!
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Yeah, mom said
a lot of nice things about you
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but I have to check you out
for myself.
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Yeah, and you couldn't wait
till the sun comes up, huh?
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Sorry, I just flew in
from London.
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My time zone's all messed up!
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What y'all got to eat?
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You was about to eat
this bat.
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Oh, please!
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I've seen you
at the batting cages.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be ♪
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♪ A family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's All Of Us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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‐ Hey, Tia, where's Bobby?
‐ Uh, he's upstairs with Robert.
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Look, Neesee, I'm sorry,
I'm runnin' a little late
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because last night,
we had an unexpected visitor.
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Unexpected visitor?
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You would think a woman
would know her body by now.
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Not that kind of visitor.
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Robert's sister Carmen
is in town.
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‐ This town?
‐ Yeah.
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Oh, hell no!
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‐ Mommy!
‐ Hey, baby!
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Come on, we're gonna be late.
Wh.. Where's your other shoe?
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It's on the couch.
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‐ Put it on, sweetie.
‐ Yes, mom.
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Oh, you and Carmen
will get along just fine.
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Just watch your back.
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Oh, and your front.
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A‐a‐and sometime,
she come from the left.
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‐ Found it!
‐ Oh, uh..
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Well, what happened
to the other shoe you had on?
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It's on the couch.
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Okay, let me go find your jacket
because I don't want you
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to come back in here
with no pants.
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Have a good day, Bobby.
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‐ Okay!
‐ Hey‐hey, remember.
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Watch her.
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Hey, there, Tina. Uh, Tia.
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‐ Oh!
‐ What?
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‐ Oh!
‐ What?
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I just got a funky vibe
up in here.
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‐ Really?
‐ Huh!
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What?
You don't feel that?
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Well, really? Um, you know,
Neesee just left‐‐
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Uh, say no more
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I'll burn some sage later.
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So, Neesee just comes in here
all free range, huh?
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Oh, no, no, she comes over
to pick up Bobby and‐‐
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And nothin'?
See, you gotta watch her, okay?
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She'll come in here,
takin' over the place.
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Walkin' in here all unannounced.
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Cookin' in your kitchen!
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Showin' up to your wedding!
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Tell me she's not showin' up
to the wedding.
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Well, at first,
I didn't think so
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but lately, we've been gettin'
along really well, so‐‐
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So, I say keep her as far away
from you as possible.
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It's not that bad.
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That's what they said
about Fin Fin.
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Look, Carmen, I really think
you need to give her
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a second chance
because she is‐‐
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‐ Okay, look here, Tina.
‐ Tia.
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Whatever.
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I wanna hate her.
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I wanna like you.
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Alright..
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‐ Get with the game plan.
‐ Alright.
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‐ Hey, baby, I'll see you later.
‐ Hey, baby. Okay.
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‐ What's up, Carmen?
‐ What's up?
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‐ Hey, hey, hey, look!
‐ Hm?
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Guess what I found earlier
in the back of the cabinet?
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What's that?
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The mug I made you
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from sixth grade!
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‐ Aah!
‐ Aah!
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"The world's greatest brother."
That's me, alright!
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It's got a little chippin'
there though.
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Yeah, that's when you threw it
in my head
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when I beat you
in the soul train scramble.
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First of all,
you did not beat me, okay?
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‐ I let you win, boy.
‐ Yeah, alright.
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Uh, look, I love takin'
this trip down memory lane
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but I'm late for work,
and I gotta go.
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And by the way, I did win.
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On the go?
Have no time for breakfast?
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Try one of these.
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Ah!
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‐ That's a good donut!
‐ Yeah?
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Good enough to say invest it?
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Ah! Robert!
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Come on!
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I got a proposition for you!
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Yes, and I have a answer
for you, Carmen.
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The answer is no.
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Carmen, I just loaned you $5000
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to start your elderly
tour business.
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‐ What happened to it?
‐ It got old.
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Come on, Robert. Just hear me
out, this one is different!
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That's what you said about
your last business venture.
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That stupid idea where you put
three socks per pack.
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Oh, wait a minute now.
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Wait a min..
That was not a stupid idea.
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You lose a sock,
three in a pack
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you still got a pair.
You still got a pair!
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Yeah, well, I lost my shirt
on those socks.
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So the answer is no.
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‐ Alright?
‐ Oh!
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Got some donut right there.
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‐ Got you.
‐ Stop!
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[laughing]
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[upbeat music]
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Hey! Carmen!
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I am so glad you're here.
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'I stopped at the mall
on the way home'
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and I bought you some lemon
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and rosemary body polish.
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Oh, that's nice
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when I wanna season a chicken.
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Thanks.
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Well, it is organic.
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Maybe I should've just
bought you some donuts.
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Maybe.
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You know, Carmen..
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Now, I've read somewhere
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that you shouldn't eat angry.
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It's very hard
on the stomach and teeth.
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And let's just face it,
eating all those donuts
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isn't gonna make you feel
any better.
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Okay, see now,
that's where you're wrong.
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These are low‐carb, fat‐free
and sugar‐free.
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You can burn calories
just by chewin' them.
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And I have the opportunity
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to be the sole
West Coast distributor
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or at least
I should say head.
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I'm $2000 short of a buy‐in.
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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
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That's close,
and that is just too bad
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'cause these things
are delicious!
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I know, right?
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And‐and‐and in LA
with‐with people
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dieting and tryin'
to lose weight
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these things will fly
off the shelves, right?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Yeah.
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‐ Yeah!
‐ Yeah!
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And you only need 2000.
I mean, that just seems crazy!
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Yeah, that's crazy, right?
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Somebody's gonna make
a lot of money.
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Mm‐hm, that's right. You.
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Oh, Tia, I couldn't ask you
to do that.
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I couldn't.. C‐A‐S‐H.
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‐ Right.
‐ I couldn't..
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Tia, come on, now.
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‐ You canno..
‐ You didn't ask.
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I owe you one, sis.
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Oh, it's alright. Okay!
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, boss.
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What's up, Turtle?
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Oh, you know, um..
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[clears throat]
Looks like the, uh..
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...the Lakers let you down.
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Yeah.
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So, it, uh, seems you..
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...you owe me some money.
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You'll get it.
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Okay.
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'Cause, uh, I don't..
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I don't want it to become
this kind of thing, you know
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where one co‐worker
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owes another co‐worker money
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and he doesn't pay it,
and there is this..
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...there's this...tension.
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Turtle..
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...it's ten bucks.
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Okay, so not tonight,
then when?
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'Cause I'm tellin' you
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I can't wait!
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To choose you
as my long‐distance carrier.
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Bye‐bye.
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Hey, look, Dirk, I'm not trying
to invade your privacy
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but if this is about you
sticking your tongue
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down Jonelle's throat in Vegas
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Tia told me everything, man.
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Wait, first of all,
her tongue was down my throat.
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‐ Okay.
‐ That's number one.
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Number two..
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What'd she say?
What'd she say to Tia, huh?
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She, she like me? She..
What'd she say?
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I don't know, man.
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But maybe you should pass her
a note in algebra and ask her.
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‐ What's wrong with you, man?
‐ I don't know, man.
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My sister's in town
and she's drivin' me crazy.
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‐ Carmen's in town?
‐ 'Yeah.'
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Oh, hell no!
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She call, I'm not here!
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That woman could talk anybody
into anything.
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By "anybody," I mean me.
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Dirk, I'm sure
you can handle yourself.
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Oh, no.
Not around her.
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Last time she was here,
we went out drinkin'
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she talked me into gettin'
her name tattooed on my ass.
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And we haven't even
slept together.
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Hey, Robert.
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Guess...what...I...am.
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Uh, hoochie
at the Century Club?
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No.
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A child support check.
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That you wrote.
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That didn't clear!
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That bounced!
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Neesee, w‐w‐wait,
what‐what're you
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talkin' about?
You know I got the money.
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Well, then, why wasn't it
in the account?
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I don't know, there must've been
some kind of mistake or someth‐‐
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Well, then you need
to clear it up.
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Do you have any idea
how embarrassing it is
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to be standing in a room
full of people
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and hear,
"Your check is no good?"
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Yeah, I got a general idea.
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[instrumental music]
255
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:29,994
You know what's always great?
256
00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:32,062
When your ex‐wife can come down
to your job
257
00:10:32,096 --> 00:10:33,829
punk you, treat you
like a deadbeat dad
258
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,362
in front of your whole staff!
259
00:10:35,396 --> 00:10:37,929
Oh, baby, I'm sorry, I was gonna
tell you when you got home.
260
00:10:37,962 --> 00:10:39,796
Yeah, but you should've
talked to me first.
261
00:10:39,829 --> 00:10:42,196
Because Carmen came to me
and I told her no.
262
00:10:42,229 --> 00:10:44,162
Oh!
263
00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,062
Well, honey, I just thought
it was a great idea
264
00:10:49,096 --> 00:10:50,629
and I mean,
she is your sister.
265
00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:53,662
No‐no, that's what makes it
a bad idea, Tia.
266
00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,262
Oh, look, I'm sorry, okay,
I didn't know.
267
00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:58,062
I didn't know.
268
00:10:58,096 --> 00:11:00,129
I didn't know
what was gonna happen.
269
00:11:00,162 --> 00:11:02,629
‐ I know.
‐ Sorry.
270
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,362
That's 'cause you got
a big ol' heart.
271
00:11:05,429 --> 00:11:06,962
And a big ol' butt!
272
00:11:06,996 --> 00:11:08,696
[chuckles]
273
00:11:08,729 --> 00:11:10,096
That's why I love you.
274
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,862
What's up, bruh?
275
00:11:12,896 --> 00:11:15,862
♪ Hey uh Tia ♪
276
00:11:15,896 --> 00:11:19,262
♪ How you doing? ♪
277
00:11:21,396 --> 00:11:23,962
I am fine, I'm fine,
but, Carmen
278
00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:26,129
Robert's not so happy
about that money I gave you.
279
00:11:26,162 --> 00:11:28,196
Oh, girl, please,
don't pay him any mind.
280
00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,696
You know what, you don't
have to pay me any mind
281
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:34,296
but you gonna pay us
our money back, right, Tia?
282
00:11:34,329 --> 00:11:35,962
Uh, I'll eat 'em.
283
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:38,762
I'll eat these donuts.
284
00:11:38,796 --> 00:11:40,962
Robert, you're gonna get
your money back and then some.
285
00:11:40,996 --> 00:11:42,096
It's just gonna take me
a minute, that's all.
286
00:11:42,129 --> 00:11:43,696
Look, Carmen,
I don't appreciate you
287
00:11:43,729 --> 00:11:45,296
conning my fiancee
into giving you
288
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,796
something that you knew
I wouldn't.
289
00:11:46,829 --> 00:11:48,896
You wouldn't even listen
to my idea, Robert
290
00:11:48,929 --> 00:11:50,796
so I went to the brains
in this household!
291
00:11:50,829 --> 00:11:52,996
Don't be mad at Tia!
292
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,996
'Cause Tia's got vision!
293
00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:58,196
‐ You know what, Carmen?
‐ What?
294
00:11:58,229 --> 00:12:00,062
I got vision too!
295
00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,729
And that's you
on the other side of the door
296
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,362
until I can calm down!
297
00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:04,929
Oh! Oh!
298
00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:06,962
You are kicking me
out of your house
299
00:12:06,996 --> 00:12:09,962
like you used to kick me
out of your room?
300
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,596
I'm tellin' momma!
301
00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:17,229
Not if I tell her first!
302
00:12:17,262 --> 00:12:19,796
[instrumental music]
303
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:24,862
So, I guess we got all night.
304
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:28,129
How about, uh,
I'm the bad student
305
00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:29,796
and you're
the kindergarten teacher?
306
00:12:29,829 --> 00:12:32,096
I am the kindergarten teacher.
307
00:12:33,762 --> 00:12:35,696
‐ Oh, that's no fun for you?
‐ Unh‐unh.
308
00:12:35,729 --> 00:12:37,829
How about..
309
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,029
Oh, hell, let's just suck
310
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,962
each other's faces off.
311
00:12:40,996 --> 00:12:43,162
Uff, now you're talkin'!
312
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:47,096
Oh, ooh,
just make me feel good!
313
00:12:47,762 --> 00:12:49,062
[grunts]
314
00:12:51,662 --> 00:12:53,896
[knocking on door]
315
00:12:53,929 --> 00:12:55,196
Don't answer that.
316
00:12:55,229 --> 00:12:57,296
(Carmen)
'I heard that!'
317
00:12:57,329 --> 00:12:59,162
Damn!
318
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,629
(Carmen)
'I heard that too!
Open the door, Dirk!'
319
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:06,096
Okay, Dirk, who is this?
320
00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:07,729
I don't know,
I've been married three times!
321
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,329
Uh‐huh. Uh.
322
00:13:09,362 --> 00:13:10,996
‐ Who are you?
‐ Who are you?
323
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:15,996
Jonelle, Carmen.
Carmen, Jonelle.
324
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,229
This is Robert's sister.
325
00:13:17,262 --> 00:13:19,996
You know, like it says
on his ass.
326
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:22,996
‐ Okay, what?
‐ Hey, I was tryin' to show you.
327
00:13:23,029 --> 00:13:24,162
What?
328
00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:26,996
Carmen, what're you doin' here?
329
00:13:27,029 --> 00:13:28,862
Robert and I had a fight.
330
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,729
He threw me out of the house.
331
00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:32,829
Now, I have
nowhere else to go.
332
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:35,762
Uh, you mean other than
the thousands of hotels
333
00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:37,662
in the Los Angeles area?
334
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:41,329
I don't want a room!
335
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:45,896
[crying]
I want someone to talk to!
336
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,696
Okay, I'mma call you later.
337
00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:49,229
Wait, you, you got the number,
right?
338
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,862
You got the, you got
the card number, you got..
339
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,396
[sobbing]
340
00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:55,962
‐ Okay, alright.
‐ She seem nice.
341
00:13:55,996 --> 00:13:58,162
Yeah, I hope
to find out someday.
342
00:13:58,196 --> 00:13:59,329
What happened with you
and Robert?
343
00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:02,629
Ugh, I don't even know, Dirk.
344
00:14:02,662 --> 00:14:03,896
I have this great..
345
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:07,696
Ooh! I have this great
business idea
346
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:09,362
and he didn't wanna help me.
347
00:14:09,396 --> 00:14:11,362
I mean, this is a sure thing.
348
00:14:11,396 --> 00:14:13,396
Tia wanted to help me,
she wrote me a check.
349
00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:15,862
[scoffs]
He gets all indignant,
belligerent‐‐
350
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:17,829
Wait, wait, wait, go back.
351
00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:19,162
What's the "sure thing"
business deal?
352
00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,262
No, no, no, Dirk,
come on, now.
353
00:14:21,296 --> 00:14:23,696
I am not tryin'
to sell you nothin'.
354
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,929
Well, you're here and I'm here,
and I'm listening, so..
355
00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:29,962
‐ Yeah? Really?
‐ Yeah.
356
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:30,996
You sure?
357
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,362
Okay, you like donuts?
358
00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:39,029
[bell ringing]
359
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,662
Okay, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.
360
00:14:41,696 --> 00:14:43,162
Well, bad news!
361
00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:44,829
I don't know
if we'll be able to go on
362
00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:47,162
because one of the drawers
has chicken pox.
363
00:14:48,229 --> 00:14:49,796
Hey, just call him Spotty
364
00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:51,229
'cause I don't wanna be paintin'
for nothin', baby.
365
00:14:51,262 --> 00:14:53,296
Oh!
366
00:14:53,329 --> 00:14:55,929
Robert, thanks for gettin' me
a new check so fast.
367
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,896
Oh, thank you for being
so understandin'.
368
00:14:58,929 --> 00:15:01,896
'Cause once Carmen got Tia
and my checkbook cornered
369
00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:03,162
it was a wrap.
370
00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:07,662
Oh, uh, uh, by the way, Neesee
371
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,929
next time, could you not put
my business out in the street?
372
00:15:09,962 --> 00:15:12,596
Boy, please, it's not gonna be
no next time.
373
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:15,996
What's up, party people?
374
00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,229
What's up, big bro?
375
00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:18,362
All your money.
376
00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:20,229
There you go.
377
00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,362
How'd you get this back to me
so fast?
378
00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:22,796
Uh‐uh‐uh‐uh!
379
00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:23,996
You didn't care
about my business
380
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:27,229
so stay about
off my business.
381
00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:29,762
Dirk is a true believer.
Huh, huh, huh!
382
00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:32,962
Believer?
383
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:35,329
That's Carmen‐speak
for sucker.
384
00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:37,862
Excuse me.
Yeah, you.
385
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,929
Yeah, yeah, um..
386
00:15:39,962 --> 00:15:41,929
How you all up in mine?
387
00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:44,096
Oh, I don't know,
I must have ran into you
388
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:45,696
when you was all up in mine!
389
00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,629
‐ Oh!
‐ Okay, okay!
390
00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,862
Positive black women.
391
00:15:49,896 --> 00:15:51,862
Let's focus on the task
at hand.
392
00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:55,129
Now, we are here to paint
an enchanted forest, right?
393
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,196
So, who's with me?
Yeah!
394
00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,396
What? What?
395
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:03,629
That check that you got
Tia to write
396
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,962
it made my check
to Neesee bounce.
397
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:07,162
[gasping]
Oh!
398
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:08,829
You mean that
obscene amount of money
399
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:12,096
she gets for leaving you
and breaking your heart!
400
00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:14,829
I divorced him.
Not you.
401
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:16,729
Get over it.
402
00:16:16,762 --> 00:16:18,762
That's my brother,
I love him.
403
00:16:18,796 --> 00:16:20,129
You burn him,
you burn me.
404
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:22,262
Will somebody find me a match?
405
00:16:23,196 --> 00:16:25,229
Well, strike it up!
406
00:16:25,262 --> 00:16:27,062
Hey, hey, hey,
hey‐hey‐hey!
407
00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,662
Girls, now come on, man!
408
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,962
We're paintin' and playin'
409
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:33,029
and, you know, everythin'.
Heh, shoot!
410
00:16:33,062 --> 00:16:34,629
Look, just because
we're in the kindergarten
411
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:36,029
doesn't mean we have to act
like it, y'all.
412
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,196
Sh‐she..
413
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,629
Robert, you were right.
414
00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:39,829
You were right.
415
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,129
Carmen needs to get
her own life
416
00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:44,062
instead of being
all up in ours.
417
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,729
‐ Robert?
‐ Huh?
418
00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:47,629
Um, is that what you say?
419
00:16:47,662 --> 00:16:49,029
‐ Mm.
‐ I didn't say nothin'.
420
00:16:49,062 --> 00:16:50,729
I was just over there
paintin' the tree‐‐
421
00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:53,329
And Neesee..
422
00:16:53,362 --> 00:16:54,962
...when did he say all this?
423
00:16:54,996 --> 00:16:56,062
‐ Oh, when? When?
‐ Yeah.
424
00:16:56,096 --> 00:16:57,862
‐ Uh, '97..
‐ Oh!
425
00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,129
‐ '98, '99..
‐ Oh‐ho!
426
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:01,896
You pick a year,
and I'll tell you the time.
427
00:17:01,929 --> 00:17:04,662
Oh‐ho! I can't believe..
Ugh!
428
00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:05,996
What did I tell you about
puttin' my business
429
00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:07,662
out on the street?
430
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:10,196
Okay, now, everybody!
431
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,229
Everybody!
Now, we need to focus!
432
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,929
And breathe.
433
00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,896
And learn something
from the story of "Snow White."
434
00:17:17,929 --> 00:17:20,962
Okay? Which is loyalty
and friendship‐‐
435
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,662
And poisoned apple
to give the old girl!
436
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,829
Dead!
437
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:30,328
Carmen, now lashing out
isn't gonna solve anything.
438
00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,494
It's not.. Why are you
stickin' up for her?
439
00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:34,328
You weren't even gonna invite
her to the wedding!
440
00:17:34,361 --> 00:17:36,294
‐ 'Oh no! That's not‐‐'
‐ 'That's what you told!'
441
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,061
‐ That's what you told me!
‐ That's not what I said!
442
00:17:38,094 --> 00:17:40,194
I did not say that.
That's not what I said!
443
00:17:40,228 --> 00:17:42,294
Well, what is it exactly
that you said, Tia, huh?
444
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,328
‐ Ow!
‐ Huh!
445
00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:47,694
‐ Uh, you did that on purpose.
‐ Oh, no, no, no.
446
00:17:47,728 --> 00:17:49,561
‐ Don't you even think about it.
‐ Thought about it, did it.
447
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,028
Oh!
448
00:17:55,294 --> 00:17:56,194
Yeah!
449
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,794
Just like that.
Oh, yeah, just like that!
450
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,361
‐ Always like that!
‐ People! People!
451
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:03,561
Gentle with the painting out
there! Be careful!
452
00:18:03,594 --> 00:18:05,061
Oh!
453
00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,328
Oh, snap!
454
00:18:07,094 --> 00:18:08,461
Oh, snap!
455
00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,394
Okay, you know what?
456
00:18:12,428 --> 00:18:14,061
You've obviously
wanted to do that
457
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,528
for a long time,
haven't you, Neesee?
458
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,194
Maybe, maybe not!
459
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:21,428
Get her!
You know you wanna get her!
460
00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:23,328
Or maybe,
I just wanna do this!
461
00:18:23,361 --> 00:18:24,728
(Carmen)
'Whoo‐hoo‐hoo!'
462
00:18:26,094 --> 00:18:27,794
Get her!
Yeah, get her!
463
00:18:27,828 --> 00:18:29,661
You know what, Carmen,
this is all your fault!
464
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:32,194
Every time you come around,
you cause chaos.
465
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,794
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
466
00:18:38,094 --> 00:18:39,428
Yeah, I did it.
467
00:18:40,594 --> 00:18:42,828
I did it. I did it.
468
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:46,128
‐ I did it, I did it, I did it.
‐ Okay, okay, okay.
469
00:18:46,161 --> 00:18:47,528
‐ It's on now.
‐ Oh!
470
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,494
[instrumental music]
471
00:18:57,494 --> 00:18:59,294
[grunting]
472
00:19:10,828 --> 00:19:13,361
[instrumental music]
473
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:16,628
Where is Bobby?
474
00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:17,828
Can I get a hello?
475
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,328
Hello.
476
00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,594
Where is Bobby?
477
00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:22,194
He's upstairs
playing with his new‐‐
478
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,594
‐ Thank you.
‐ 'Hey, hey, hey.'
479
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:24,828
Neesee, wait, wait, wait.
480
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:26,428
Look, it's been a tough week
481
00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,661
and I think we all need to talk.
482
00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,194
About what, Robert?
483
00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,194
Carmen.
484
00:19:32,228 --> 00:19:34,061
‐ Mm.
‐ Mm.
485
00:19:35,294 --> 00:19:36,494
Mm.
486
00:19:37,728 --> 00:19:39,561
Mm‐mm.
487
00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:42,261
Enough said.
488
00:19:43,628 --> 00:19:45,261
Neesee..
489
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,194
Here.
490
00:19:49,228 --> 00:19:51,761
I hope this ain't
your cleanin' bill.
491
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:54,194
It's the invitation
to our wedding.
492
00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:55,828
They just came from the printers
and I wanted you
493
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,494
to have the first one.
494
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:59,128
Thank you.
495
00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:05,061
Oh! How many of these
did you get printed up?
496
00:20:05,094 --> 00:20:06,428
Three hundred.
497
00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:08,728
Oh, well, they're beautiful.
498
00:20:08,761 --> 00:20:11,061
"Robert and Tin.."
499
00:20:11,094 --> 00:20:12,361
[gasps]
500
00:20:16,194 --> 00:20:19,328
I proof‐read these things
six times!
501
00:20:19,361 --> 00:20:21,294
[instrumental music]
502
00:20:23,761 --> 00:20:26,194
[theme music]
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