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[instrumental music]
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‐ What's up, baby?
‐ 'Hey.'
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Um, what..
Where is your mom?
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Oh, Tia, the woman
took a cab and a train
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and flew five hours to see us.
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Where else would she be..
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...but on a side walk
telling Ms. Bare‐A‐Shake
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how to make cornflake chicken?
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Okay, but tell me,
d‐does the house look okay?
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Do I look okay? Can you tell
that that's plastic fruit?
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‐ Yes, yes and yes.
‐ I didn't have time.. Okay.
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Look, baby, relax. My mom loved
you when she met you, right?
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Yeah, but she met me when
I was just your girlfriend.
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Now, I'm your fiancee.
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[laughs]
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So, fiancee..
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...enough talk about me.
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Come and give me a hug.
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Oh, Marvella,
you look amazing.
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You can call me Marva.
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‐ Oh, okay.
‐ Okay?
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Now, where is my grandbaby?
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Neesee is on her way
with him right now.
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I should've known,
I saw those dogs
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running around
in circles outside.
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Um.
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That's because they smell
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the ham in your bag.
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Ooh, that's right,
I got a big ol' ham.
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Anybody hungry?
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Oh, I guess you are. Poor
babies, you got plastic food.
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♪ Often I wish that we ♪
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♪ Could take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us ♪
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♪ Sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change ♪
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♪ But we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪
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♪ It's just All Of Us ♪♪♪
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‐ Grandma, grandma, grandma!
‐ Hey!
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My little prince.
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Let me see how much bigger
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and how much handsomer you've
gotten since I saw you last.
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Tell me.
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This much bigger
and this much handsomer.
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Whoo, you're so right.
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You are telling the truth.
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Oh, Neesee.
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Marva...you're looking well.
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I know.
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Nice boots.
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I know.
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You know, it's always nice to
see you two catch up like this.
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Sweetie, have fun with grandma,
I'll be back
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to pick you up
in a few hours.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Oh, no, no, no, girlfriend.
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‐ He just got here.
‐ And I'll bring him back.
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I'm taking him to see
"SpongeBob Live."
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You don't know what I did
to get these tickets.
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Whoo, but I can imagine.
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Marva, I said
that I'll bring him back.
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Can grandma come
with us, please?
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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, see
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mommy only has two tickets.
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Oh, Neesee,
that's so sweet of you.
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I can take my baby, 'cause
I hardly ever see my grandson.
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Thank you, Neesee.
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Thanks, mom!
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Ah, no problem.
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Come on, sweetie,
we're in the front row.
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‐ Cool.
‐ Yes, man!
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Woo, the joke's on her.
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Three hours
of dancing sea food.
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[laughing]
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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Dirk Black.
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I'm Dirk Black.
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Turtle, Turtle,
excuse him.
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He thinks he's people.
Yeah.
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I'm Robert.
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You don't remember me,
do you, Robert?
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I..
You look kinda familiar.
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Did I meet you at
the Missy Elliott release party?
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No, silly.
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It was at our
college graduation
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I was with Dirk's parents.
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Oh, no, that can't be true,
because the only person
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that was with Dirk parents
was his brother Tyron.
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I dropped...my tie.
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You look like you dropped
more than just a tie.
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It's Roni now.
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Damn!
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‐ For real?
‐ For real.
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Oh, my God!
Look at you, man. What..
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So, what just happened?
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I'm Dirk's brother.
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Can I just say,
hot diggity damn?
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Little Tyron,
what's up, man?
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‐ Oh, man.
‐ I haven't seen you in years.
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Oh, man, what's up?
What's new with you?
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No, I'm just in town auditioning
for "America's next top model."
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You got my vote.
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Oh, my God.
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Tyron, look,
I me‐I mean, Tyroni..
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‐ You..
‐ Whatever.
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‐ I'll be right back. Okay?
‐ Okay.
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[sighing]
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What are you doin'?
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I love you, man.
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That's nice to know.
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Who's this bad mambo jambo
over here?
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Um..
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Listen, man, um, I got
good news and I got bad news.
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‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ Now, the good news is..
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I don't think
you'll have any trouble
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gettin' her
to go home with you.
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Oh, I know that's right, bro.
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This type of thing
is in my genes.
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Yeah, hers too.
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Well, what's the bad news?
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Aren't you gonna say hi
to your sister?
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I don't,
I don't have a sister.
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[whispering]
You do now.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, this next one
is a lemon wedding cake
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with white chocolate raspberry
mousse filling.
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Now, be sure to mark the ones
you like with a flag.
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Hell, I like 'em all.
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Um, I love getting married.
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‐ Umh.
‐ Umh.
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Baby, I'm sorry,
I'm late.
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But Dirk's brother
came by today
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and dude told us,
he actually cut off his..
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Chocolate?
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This is good too, honey?
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Now, honey, come on, don't spoil
your appetite for dinner.
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Who needs dinner?
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We got cake, baby.
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No, c'mon, I wanna go out.
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You're not gonna cook?
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Alright.
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I'm going, too.
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And so is this
coconut cream cake.
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‐ Bye.
‐ See ya.
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Hey, you and Bobby
have fun at the show.
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‐ Okay, sweetie. Bye.
‐ Alright, buh‐bye.
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Grandma, grandma,
we better go.
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They said,
if you get there early
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you get to shake hands
with Squidward
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and get your picture taken
with Gary the snail.
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And can we wait around
afterwards to meet Sandy Cheeks
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and maybe SpongeBob himself?
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Damn that Neesee!
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That's okay, sweetie.
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Let's get ready
to meet SpongeBlob.
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SpongeBob, grandma.
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Okay, whatever.
Just go get the tickets, honey.
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I left them on
the coffee table, okay?
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‐ Okay.
‐ Thank you.
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Ummh.
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"SpongeBob Live."
Cool!
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Grandma?
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Grandma?
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Grandma!
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Grandma, what's wrong?
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Grandma, stop playing.
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Grandma, open your eyes.
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Hello?
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This is
Robert Humphrey James Jr.
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I am five years old
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and I live at 425,
Leewood drive.
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My grandma's laying on the floor
and she needs help.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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[instrumental music]
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[upbeat music]
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‐ Mom, we got the message.
‐ Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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‐ Are you alright?
‐ Don't get so worked up.
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Everything is fine.
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I just have a little
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tiny, smidge of diabetes.
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Since when?
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Since, um six months ago
or so.
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What? Is there anything else
you're holdin' back?
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Like a pinch of heart disease
or a dollar per polio?
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Bobby, honey, why don't you
and I go in the kitchen?
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Alright, but since
grandma's alright
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if we hurry
we could still make
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the second half
of "SpongeBob Live."
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Not tonight, okay?
We'll go another time.
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But hey, how about a big
old piece of wedding cake?
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‐ Okay.
‐ Mm, that's a good idea.
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Uh, not you.
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Not you.
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Mom, you have diabetes.
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If you keep eatin' sweets,
you're gonna die.
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I know how to
take care of myself.
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Only thing I need you to do
is go in the kitchen
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and get me a Coke so I can take
these freakin' pills.
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[instrumental music]
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So?
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We meet again.
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Dirk, you can't
avoid me forever.
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Why didn't you
return my calls?
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I left you over 12 messages.
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Oh, that was you?
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It sounded like a woman.
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Look, I know it's been
a while, okay?
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"A while?" You didn't
even come to my wedding.
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I went to the first two.
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Well, I'm sorry
about your last divorce.
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It's hard to believe that
a spur‐of‐the‐moment marriage
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to a bipolar stripper
didn't work out.
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Yeah, well,
all I heard was bi, so..
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Well, now that I
explained my divorce
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how about you explain
your divorce..
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...from your penis?
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We had irreconcilable
differences.
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Okay, I can't handle that.
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Oh, come on, Dirk.
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Can you honestly tell me
that you had no idea?
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I mean, come on,
you knew there was something
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going on inside of me.
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When we were kids..
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...and we used to play
cowboys‐and‐Indians?
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I always wanted
to be Pocahontas.
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Oh, yeah.
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And remember
when we used to play
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cops‐and‐robbers?
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And I always wanted to be..
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‐ Pocahontas.
‐ Pocahontas.
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Okay, so I guess,
the clues were there.
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Dirk, I don't expect you
to understand
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all of this overnight.
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But I'm going home.
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And I'mma tell
momma and daddy.
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And I want you right there
by me for my support.
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Don't you have a bra
for that?
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Dirk, please.
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I need my brother.
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Yeah, so do I.
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I'm sorry.
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I can't help you, lady.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey‐hey, puddin.'
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Did you have a good time
at the show last night?
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We didn't go.
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I paid $60 for those tickets.
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Why didn't your grandma
take you?
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‐ She almost died.
‐ What?
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Yeah, she asked me
to get the ticket.
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Came in, saw grandma
lying down on the floor
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all crunched up.
257
00:11:54,127 --> 00:11:56,597
Called the ambulance.
258
00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:59,800
A fire truck came,
had some cake.
259
00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,369
Daddy said
grandma was gonna die.
260
00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,376
Whoa, whoa, whoa, baby.
261
00:12:10,911 --> 00:12:12,979
Grandma gonna do what now?
262
00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:14,815
Look, ma, if you don't
take care of yourself
263
00:12:14,848 --> 00:12:18,084
this is gonna be your last time
seeing your grandbaby.
264
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,886
Ma, don't you know
that diabetes
265
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,823
causes high blood pressure,
it can put you in a coma
266
00:12:22,856 --> 00:12:24,491
and it can make you go blind?
267
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:25,926
And I wish it would make me
go deaf too
268
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:28,094
so I wouldn't
have to hear your mouth.
269
00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:32,399
Alright, fine. You don't want me
to talk, I'm not talking.
270
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,735
Oh, so you're giving mama
the silent treatment
271
00:12:34,768 --> 00:12:36,837
the way you did when you were
a little child, huh?
272
00:12:38,439 --> 00:12:40,841
Oh, okay. Then two can play
that game, pookie.
273
00:12:43,944 --> 00:12:45,646
Hmph!
274
00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,415
Yeah, yeah, good visit.
Good visit.
275
00:12:50,884 --> 00:12:52,152
Could someone please tell me
276
00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,954
what the hell
is going on in here?
277
00:12:53,987 --> 00:12:55,389
Well, I guess
I'm gonna have to answer
278
00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:57,891
'cause nobody else here
is talking.
279
00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,726
Well, somebody better start
moving their lips
280
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,129
because Bobby thinks that you
are gonna..
281
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:05,499
[expectorates]
282
00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:08,435
Oh, well, my son
thinks that I'm‐‐
283
00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:10,804
[indistinct arguing]
284
00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:19,112
Mom, if you keep that
kinda attitude
285
00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:22,048
all you're gonna do
is get worse and worse‐‐
286
00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:23,584
Did I hear you
talking to me?
287
00:13:23,617 --> 00:13:26,453
Oh, you're talking to mama,
now, huh?
288
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:28,789
No, I'm not.
289
00:13:28,822 --> 00:13:29,923
Well, then I'm not talking
290
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:31,892
to you either,
you little troll.
291
00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:34,661
Well, somebody
better start talking
292
00:13:34,695 --> 00:13:37,598
because Bobby is asking
questions about death.
293
00:13:37,631 --> 00:13:38,899
No, no,
he's too young for this.
294
00:13:38,932 --> 00:13:41,167
I know exactly
how to handle this.
295
00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:43,904
It's called the art
of distraction.
296
00:13:43,937 --> 00:13:46,807
Hey, Bobby, grab your coat,
daddy is gonna buy you a puppy!
297
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,575
(Bobby)
'Yay!'
298
00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:50,777
'Will he die?'
299
00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:54,715
Okay, plan B.
300
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,751
[instrumental music]
301
00:13:59,820 --> 00:14:01,622
[knocking on door]
302
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:08,862
Oh, it's my brother.
303
00:14:08,895 --> 00:14:11,197
And what a surprise,
she has baggage.
304
00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,836
Can you get my bag?
305
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,908
Dirk, I just stopped by,
you know
306
00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:24,077
right before I left town.
307
00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,481
Oh, okay, I see, y'all having
a party up in here.
308
00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:28,582
Yeah, Robert's bachelor party.
309
00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:30,617
Guys only,
so you are not invited.
310
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,487
You know, I can still
kick your ass.
311
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:34,688
Not in those heels,
you can't.
312
00:14:34,721 --> 00:14:36,657
Oh, really?
313
00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:38,091
Oh, okay.
314
00:14:42,696 --> 00:14:43,730
You're gonna fight me?
315
00:14:43,764 --> 00:14:45,732
Yeah, you little
sissy ass punk.
316
00:14:48,735 --> 00:14:50,937
You're gonna get your pretty
new ass kicked right now.
317
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,559
You still fight like a punk,
bi‐a‐tch!
318
00:14:56,592 --> 00:14:57,793
Yeah.
319
00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,762
[screaming]
320
00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:04,867
[grunting]
321
00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,773
This is for making me watch
"Magnum, P. I."
322
00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:13,342
when you know
I like "Dynasty!"
323
00:15:15,444 --> 00:15:18,481
[grunts]
Get your ass up, you punk ass.
324
00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:21,550
‐ Get off me! Get off!
‐ Why are you hitting yourself?
325
00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:22,785
‐ Why are you hitting yourself?
‐ Get off!
326
00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,753
‐ Why are you hitting yourself?
‐ Get off!
327
00:15:24,787 --> 00:15:26,422
‐ Get off!
‐ Why are you hitting yourself?
328
00:15:26,455 --> 00:15:27,490
‐ Say uncle.
‐ Get off!
329
00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:31,227
‐ Say uncle.
‐ Auntie.
330
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:32,495
Get your butt up.
331
00:15:33,262 --> 00:15:34,597
Get up.
332
00:15:36,799 --> 00:15:39,235
Now, you know
I'm still your brother, huh?
333
00:15:39,268 --> 00:15:40,904
[laughing]
334
00:15:40,937 --> 00:15:42,972
Stuff like that's gonna take me
time to get used to.
335
00:15:43,006 --> 00:15:45,441
Well, you better hurry up
and get used to it, Dirk.
336
00:15:45,474 --> 00:15:47,643
Because this is who I am now.
337
00:15:49,512 --> 00:15:52,681
I'm not gonna act like
I get it because I don't.
338
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:55,952
But if you want me there when
you tell mom and dad...okay.
339
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,921
‐ Are you serious?
‐ Yeah.
340
00:15:57,954 --> 00:15:59,989
Oh, Dirk! Dirk!
341
00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:02,325
Alright.
This is getting weird.
342
00:16:06,896 --> 00:16:08,531
Dirk, look at me.
343
00:16:10,934 --> 00:16:13,869
Life is not like
waterproof mascara.
344
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,571
Girl, it gets
messy sometimes.
345
00:16:15,604 --> 00:16:16,940
Ha‐ha!
346
00:16:19,008 --> 00:16:20,876
Okay, that's not helping.
347
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:22,678
It's hot.
348
00:16:22,711 --> 00:16:24,747
Oh, it's hot up in here.
349
00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:27,850
[instrumental music]
350
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:32,355
Okay, I went through
my curriculum from college
351
00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:35,524
and all of these books
really help explain death.
352
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,495
"The Balloon That Flew Away."
353
00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:43,499
‐ "Fluffy's Long Nap."
‐ Mm‐hmm.
354
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,803
"Goldie Locks
And The Two Bears?"
355
00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,638
You gotta be kiddin' me.
356
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:58,982
[sneezing]
357
00:17:08,357 --> 00:17:10,894
What is your problem, baby?
Tell me what's going on?
358
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:14,663
‐ I don't want you to die.
‐ What are you talking about?
359
00:17:14,697 --> 00:17:16,732
I heard daddy say
you're gonna die.
360
00:17:16,765 --> 00:17:19,635
Yes, I am but not for
a real long, long, long time.
361
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:24,507
But when you die,
who will be my grandma?
362
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,343
I will always be your grandma.
363
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:29,045
But you won't be here.
364
00:17:29,078 --> 00:17:31,347
Well, you won't see me,
but I promise
365
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,950
my spirit will always
be around you, baby.
366
00:17:33,983 --> 00:17:37,020
‐ You promise?
‐ I promise.
367
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:40,356
‐ I love you, grandma.
‐ I love you too, sweet baby.
368
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:45,661
Thank you, poo.
369
00:17:47,430 --> 00:17:49,966
Ooh, the troll patrol.
370
00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:51,800
What's up?
Why are you looking so serious?
371
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,103
Did somebody die?
372
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:58,041
‐ Ah, no, but, Bobby honey..
‐ Yes.
373
00:17:58,074 --> 00:18:01,577
I wanna tell you the story
of "Billy The Balloon."
374
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,980
Mm! Okay.
375
00:18:04,013 --> 00:18:06,916
Uh‐uh‐uh, please.
376
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,517
It's alright, baby.
377
00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:10,553
Look, Bobby,
mom and I wanna talk to you
378
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:11,787
about grandma and death.
379
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,456
What do you wanna know?
380
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:19,128
Grandma told me
all about it.
381
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:21,730
‐ And you understand it?
‐ Uh‐huh.
382
00:18:21,764 --> 00:18:24,033
And you feel okay
about everything?
383
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:28,037
Yeah, I understand
how life ends but..
384
00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:30,873
‐ But what?
‐ How does it begin?
385
00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:34,477
Usually...
with a Lou Rawls' record.
386
00:18:38,781 --> 00:18:40,049
[instrumental music]
387
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,620
Right.
Yeah, right. I know.
388
00:18:44,653 --> 00:18:46,689
[blowing a raspberry]
389
00:18:46,722 --> 00:18:48,424
[clearing throat]
390
00:18:51,027 --> 00:18:53,096
Robert, kickass
bachelor party.
391
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:14,450
Turtle..
392
00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:18,087
I did not go through
all of this...for this.
393
00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:23,526
Yo, please tell me
394
00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:26,129
somebody else is coming to
my party besides that freak..
395
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:28,131
...and Roni.
396
00:19:28,164 --> 00:19:30,699
I wish.
Everybody's stuck in traffic.
397
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,069
A big rig turned over
on the 405.
398
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,770
And there was this stripper,
she born again.
399
00:19:34,803 --> 00:19:35,738
She's not comin'.
400
00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:41,978
‐ No friends and no strippers.
‐ No problem.
401
00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:44,213
Y'all, I used to vogue
my butt off
402
00:19:44,247 --> 00:19:45,881
in them New York bars.
403
00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:46,916
Y'all let me show you
a little something.
404
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:48,817
‐ No!
‐ No, no!
405
00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:51,820
Take it off.
406
00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:55,691
[instrumental music]
407
00:20:06,569 --> 00:20:10,239
♪ Look around everywhere
you turn is heartache ♪
408
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:12,708
♪ It's everywhere that you go ♪
409
00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:14,743
♪ Look around ♪
410
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:18,614
♪ You try everything
you can to escape ♪
411
00:20:18,647 --> 00:20:20,984
♪ The pain of life
that you know ♪
412
00:20:21,017 --> 00:20:22,919
♪ Life that you know ♪
413
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:26,055
♪ When all else fails
and you long to be ♪
414
00:20:26,089 --> 00:20:29,758
♪ Something better than
you are today ♪
415
00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:35,764
[theme music]
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