Original subtitles

(Neesee) Last time on "All Of Us."

‐ Hey, y'all! ‐ Guess who's back, baby.

Look, man, I know you've been flying all night, you're tired.

I'm gonna run up and get your bags. Where your bags at?

Uh, hold up, hold up, uh..

Uh, we, uh, what had happened..

I, uh, made a pit stop l‐last night at Neesee's house.

Uh, she, uh, said I could stay with her.

Oh.

Okay.

You're showing you're a man, baby.

Your ex‐wife and your best friend and you can handle it.

Hey, look, I just want them to be happy

'cause if Neesee's happy, then Bobby's happy.

That's the most important thing, right?

Right now, tonight

Vegas, let's go.

Come on, everybody, right here.

‐ Right here. Vegas, tonight. ‐ Okay, alright.

Road trip, baby!

(all) Road trip, baby!

♪ Often I wish that we could take the time to see ♪

♪ The need there is to be a family yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause it's all of us sometimes it can be rough ♪

♪ Time and seasons change but we will still remain ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪ ♪ It's just all of us ♪

♪ It's just all of us ♪ ♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪

‐ Vegas! ‐ Baby!

(Jonelle) So when you called me and you were all like

"We're going to Vegas. You wanna babysit?"

what did you think I was gonna say?

‐ Yes. ‐ Hell, no.

I don't wanna watch a kid. I wanna be a kid.

I'm going to Vegas.

Well, somebody's gotta stay here with Bobby

because he can't watch himself.

Oh, yeah, no, that's not gonna happen.

Oh, relax, you two, I got somebody

that we all know and love and he's great with kids.

‐ Well, who is that? ‐ Hi, everybody.

[singsong] Mary Poppins is here.

Turtle, this is everybody's cell phone numbers

just in case of an emergency, alright?

And don't let Bobby pull one over on you.

Bobby can't pull one over on me.

‐ Okay. ‐ Yo, let's go, let's go.

The Denali's gassed up and ready. I got three rules.

No eating. Don't touch my radio.

And as a tribute to our college days

I'm gonna need my gas money upfront.

No rules tonight, dawg. No rules tonight!

Why isn't Dirk driving?

Rule number four. I can't drive in the state of Nevada.

[laughing]

Why?

Rule number five. Don't ask.

But if we get pulled over, my name is Sol Berkowitz.

[laughing]

♪ Only the sexy people ♪

Oh! Oh, that's my song.

Mine too. Robert, turn it up. Turn it up.

‐ 'Turn it up, Robert!' ‐ Alright, alright.

Wait, wait, hold up, hold up, Robert, hold up.

We gotta do it old school, baby.

Pull it over. You know how we do it.

Pull it over! Pull it over!

♪ The guys that we know how to become number one ♪

(Johnny) 'Yeah, yeah, yeah.'

♪ Now push it ah push it ♪

‐ Unh. Unh. ‐ Give it to me.

Hold up, hold up.

[indistinct chatter]

‐ Unh! Unh! Unh! ‐ Unh!

I gotta get in front.

♪ Push it real good ♪♪♪

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Hey, hey.

Oh, go ahead, girl. Just break it down.

Break, break, break, break it down, break it down.

Oh, what you doing? What you doing? What you doing, huh?

Ooh, you trying to get me alone, ain't you?

Oh, hell, yeah.

[chuckles] It's alright.

[sighs]

Wow.

Can you believe this sky?

Nope.

It's like when you get outside of LA

you can see everything so clearly.

Mm‐hmm.

But sometimes you just gotta get in your car and drive.

Oh, that's Andromeda.

And that's Pericles.

[chuckles]

They were a beautiful couple.

Yeah.

I love you, Johnny.

You don't have to feel like you have to say it back

just because I did.

But you don't have to feel like you don't have to say it either.

I mean, you know, we're in the desert

and no one would know.

I know.

I love you too.

Johnny, will you marry me?

Are you gonna answer me

or are you gonna sit there and stare?

You don't have to answer me now.

Ain't nobody scared of you, Neesee.

[chuckling]

The answer is yes.

And I think we should do it when we get to Vegas.

I heard people get married there.

‐ Don't be scared. ‐ Oh, no. I ain't scared.

[chuckling]

Rule number six.

No ass prints on my bumper.

Dirk, seriously, can I, please, just see

where these rules are written down?

‐ Come on, love birds. ‐ One second.

You mind if we, uh, keep this on the down‐low for a minute?

You know, just till I can talk to Robert.

‐ I ain't scared of him. ‐ Oh, I know.

Well, I am.

What the hell are you smiling about, man?

What? What you talking about?

It's a beautiful night, man.

You know, the moon. T‐the air is clear.

I'm on a road trip to Vegas with all the people I love

and you.

You got jokes, huh?

Come on, something's up. Start talking. What's up?

Alright, look.

You just gotta keep it on the DL, alright?

Alright, alright.

Me and Neesee gettin' married.

Oh, my God.

You got her pregnant.

No, fool.

Then why else would a man marry a woman

unless she was pregnant?

Do you realize that some of the crazy things

that are runnin' around in your head

are actually coming out of your mouth as words?

‐ Well, I'm just saying‐‐ ‐ Shh, shh.

‐ But is she‐‐ ‐ Psst, shh.

So what's next?

What about hide‐and‐seek?

It is way past your bedtime.

And I don't buy for a minute that your father sent a telegram

saying you can stay up till 2:00 a. m.

I would have heard the doorbell.

Just one game of hide‐and‐seek!

Please?

I hide, you seek.

30, 19

28, 40..

...11..

...3, 2, 1!

Ready or not, here I come!

My turn.

I'm stuck.

It's okay. We can play tag.

Tag. You're it!

Little help here?

Bobby?

Bob?

What's wrong with you?

[scoffs] What you talking about?

Nothing's wrong with me.

Why are you looking so goofy?

I ain't looking all goofy. What are you talking about?

What is going on?

No, I'm just, you know, we're ridin' and stuff.

Why are you acting crazy?

What is going on?

‐ Nothin'. ‐ You might as well tell me.

You know I'm gonna get Dirk to tell me, anyway.

She's right.

What is it?

‐ Just keep it locked. ‐ Okay.

‐ Me and Neesee are.. ‐ We're gettin' married.

[screams]

‐ Robert! ‐ Yo, w‐what happened?

‐ Uh, nothing. ‐ Nothing.

Um, she, uh, she spilled her soda.

‐ Soda. ‐ This car has 42 cup holders.

Use one!

Well, if he's not in the kitchen

that must mean that he's behind the couch!

(Bobby) 'Not even close!'

'Colder.'

'Colder.'

‐ 'Warmer.' ‐ I'm not even moving.

Alex, come on. Look, I can pull over

if y'all want me to pull over.

Look at this, this is like..

‐ This is not.. ‐ Johnny!

[horn honking] Okay. Hey! Hey!

Oh. My bad, my bad.

Doofus..

[brakes screeching]

‐ My bad. ‐ Oh.

‐ Come on, man. ‐ My fault. My bad.

You're bigger than you used to be.

[chuckles]

‐ My boy. ‐ My boy!

[chuckling]

My boy.

My boy!

If he says my boy one more time, I'm gonna hit him in the head

with The Best Of Ike Turner.

My boy!

Hey, Dirk!

[laughs]

Now you know how Tina felt.

You alright, Tina?

[chuckles] Oh, no, no, man, I'm straight. I'm fine. Why?

I don't know. You just seem a little tense.

Tense? No, man! No, man.

I'm like, ah!

You know?

You know, out here, just with my friends, man.

We're out on the road, you know what I mean?

It's just, it's great, you know.

My best friend, been down with me

from the giddy‐up, you know what I mean?

‐ Can I get an amen? ‐ Amen.

[laughing]

‐ Hallelujah! ‐ Whoo!

Oh, man.

Yo, it's crazy.

I feel like I could talk to you about anything, man.

No doubt.

You know, it's funny.

When people say that

usually they go on to say something.

[laughing]

No, man, I mean, you know..

Damn, is the heat on? 'Cause it's hot.

No, no, actually, the AC is on.

Oh.

Yeah, no, man, me and Neesee

we was thinking, you know, back at the thing

we were sittin'.

We was thinking, man, about maybe getting, uh‐‐

Married?

Yeah, what she said.

But, I mean..

...not immediately though, you know, man.

We‐we gonna wait till we get to Vegas.

[tires screeching]

Uh, you know what?

There's a funny noise coming from the engine, y'all.

That's because it's off.

Hm. So let's go see what it is, Neesee, me and you.

Everybody else, sit in the car and wait!

I'm gonna get..

‐ Yeah, you good, baby? ‐ Yeah, I'll be.

Handle that, handle that.

Whoo! Vegas!

What do you think you're doing, Neesee?

I'm doing me. I'm getting on with my life.

You can't just decide to get married like this.

Oh, you mean exactly like what you did?

Oh, actually, it's not exactly what you did

because you and Bobby know and love the person I'm marrying.

So it's not quite the same.

And by the way, this engine looks fine.

No, it's not.

Robert, you're not okay with this.

Fine. But Johnny and I love each other.

I know that.

And I know you guys are having fun.

Sometimes three, four times a day.

But, look, Neesee, you have to remember

this is the same Johnny that we went to college with.

He is a dreamer. He always has been.

And it is a whole lot different dating a dreamer

than it is marryin' one.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, well, Robert was just saying that this is not gonna work

because you don't know how to act right.

No, I did not.

Well, come on, Robert, like we said, you know

let's‐let's keep it real.

Let's, uh, be honest with each other.

‐ Okay, Johnny. ‐ Mm‐hmm.

Ever since we've known each other

I always said we were a perfect team.

You have the dream and I execute it.

Well, what I really wanna say is

you get us in a mess and then I get us out of it.

And I'm tired of it, Johnny.

Oh, okay.

So you're saying us gettin' married is a mess?

No, I'm saying that you have not thought this through, man.

Hey, y'all.

You know, I was just trying to see if y'all needed some help.

Because I took shop sophomore year and..

...it could be the fan belt.

Um, you know what?

And for real, Robert, um

this is one mess you don't have to worry about.

'Cause truth of the matter is, it ain't none of your business.

No, Johnny, it is my business.

And the two of you are acting like 17‐year‐olds.

Why can't you control yourself like the rest of us adults?

What I mean is, you can't just act on a whim.

You both have responsibilities.

And, Johnny, have you even thought

about calling your ex‐wife and your daughter

and telling them that you're moving to LA?

Because my son's not moving to Atlanta.

'Cause I'll be damned if he becomes a Braves fan

with all that chopping and tomahawking.

Look, y'all, this is not the way that mature adults get married.

I mean, look at us, man.

‐ We've all been divorced. ‐ Mnh‐mnh. Not me.

I mean, I haven't even been married yet.

Alright, that‐that wasn't what y'all was talking.

I said my piece. You take the wheel.

‐ I do love you. ‐ I love you too.

‐ I'm driving. ‐ I'll ride shotgun.

(Dirk) 'Rule 18.'

'No illegal U‐turns in the desert.'

Bobby.

Bobby, it's not funny anymore.

[sarcastic laugh]

Okay.

Look.

I will give you..

I will give you $26 if you can prove you're not dead.

What's going on here?

We're just playing a fun new game

called I'll give you $26

if you can prove you're not dead.

‐ Where's Bobby? ‐ I have no idea.

Well, Bobby!

What's going on?

Where were you, young man?

Upstairs sleeping.

In his bed.

Brilliant!

[chuckles]

You know, I think we did the right thing.

Yeah, so do I, fiancee.

So when we doing this thing?

Hm, I think we should talk about the ring.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Well, you proposed to me

so that means you're gonna be icing me up.

[laughing]

You know, I don't want nothing too big though.

You know, just a little, a little 6 carat canary

in a little platinum nest, you know?

Whee, I knew we was meant for each other.

Uh!

So come on, mama, when we doing this thing?

[sighs] I think..

...when we're ready.

Can we, please, wrap this up?

I've been driving around for an hour.

Hey, Dirk, I paid for a full tank of gas. Keep driving.

Rule number 19.

Dirk ain't Morgan Freeman.

And I damn sure ain't drivin' Miss Neesee.

[theme music]