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(Neesee)
Last time on "All Of Us."
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‐ Hey, y'all!
‐ Guess who's back, baby.
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Look, man, I know you've been
flying all night, you're tired.
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I'm gonna run up and get
your bags. Where your bags at?
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Uh, hold up, hold up, uh..
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Uh, we, uh,
what had happened..
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I, uh, made a pit stop
l‐last night at Neesee's house.
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Uh, she, uh, said
I could stay with her.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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You're showing
you're a man, baby.
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Your ex‐wife and your best
friend and you can handle it.
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Hey, look, I just want them
to be happy
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'cause if Neesee's happy,
then Bobby's happy.
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That's the most
important thing, right?
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Right now, tonight
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Vegas, let's go.
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Come on, everybody, right here.
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‐ Right here. Vegas, tonight.
‐ Okay, alright.
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Road trip, baby!
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(all)
Road trip, baby!
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♪ Often I wish that we could
take the time to see ♪
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♪ The need there is to be
a family yeah ♪
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♪ 'Cause it's all of us
sometimes it can be rough ♪
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♪ Time and seasons change
but we will still remain ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪
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♪ It's just all of us ♪
♪ It's just all of us ♪♪♪
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‐ Vegas!
‐ Baby!
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(Jonelle)
So when you called me
and you were all like
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"We're going to Vegas.
You wanna babysit?"
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what did you think
I was gonna say?
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‐ Yes.
‐ Hell, no.
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I don't wanna watch a kid.
I wanna be a kid.
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I'm going to Vegas.
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Well, somebody's gotta
stay here with Bobby
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because he can't watch himself.
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Oh, yeah, no,
that's not gonna happen.
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Oh, relax, you two,
I got somebody
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that we all know and love
and he's great with kids.
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‐ Well, who is that?
‐ Hi, everybody.
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[singsong]
Mary Poppins is here.
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Turtle, this is everybody's
cell phone numbers
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just in case
of an emergency, alright?
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And don't let Bobby
pull one over on you.
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Bobby can't pull one over on me.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Yo, let's go, let's go.
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The Denali's gassed up
and ready. I got three rules.
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No eating.
Don't touch my radio.
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And as a tribute
to our college days
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I'm gonna need
my gas money upfront.
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No rules tonight, dawg.
No rules tonight!
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Why isn't Dirk driving?
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Rule number four. I can't drive
in the state of Nevada.
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[laughing]
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Why?
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Rule number five. Don't ask.
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But if we get pulled over,
my name is Sol Berkowitz.
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[laughing]
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♪ Only the sexy people ♪
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Oh! Oh, that's my song.
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Mine too. Robert, turn it up.
Turn it up.
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‐ 'Turn it up, Robert!'
‐ Alright, alright.
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Wait, wait, hold up,
hold up, Robert, hold up.
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We gotta do it old school, baby.
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Pull it over.
You know how we do it.
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Pull it over! Pull it over!
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♪ The guys that we know
how to become number one ♪
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(Johnny)
'Yeah, yeah, yeah.'
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♪ Now push it ah push it ♪
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‐ Unh. Unh.
‐ Give it to me.
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Hold up, hold up.
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ Unh! Unh! Unh!
‐ Unh!
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I gotta get in front.
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♪ Push it real good ♪♪♪
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Unh! Unh! Unh!
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Hey, hey.
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Oh, go ahead, girl.
Just break it down.
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Break, break, break,
break it down, break it down.
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Oh, what you doing? What you
doing? What you doing, huh?
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Ooh, you trying to get me alone,
ain't you?
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Oh, hell, yeah.
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[chuckles]
It's alright.
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[sighs]
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Wow.
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Can you believe this sky?
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Nope.
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It's like
when you get outside of LA
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you can see everything
so clearly.
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Mm‐hmm.
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But sometimes you just gotta get
in your car and drive.
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Oh, that's Andromeda.
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And that's Pericles.
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[chuckles]
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They were a beautiful couple.
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Yeah.
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I love you, Johnny.
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You don't have to feel like
you have to say it back
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just because I did.
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But you don't have to feel like
you don't have to say it either.
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I mean, you know,
we're in the desert
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and no one would know.
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I know.
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I love you too.
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Johnny, will you marry me?
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Are you gonna answer me
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or are you gonna
sit there and stare?
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You don't have to answer me now.
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Ain't nobody scared of you,
Neesee.
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[chuckling]
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The answer is yes.
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And I think we should do it
when we get to Vegas.
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I heard
people get married there.
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‐ Don't be scared.
‐ Oh, no. I ain't scared.
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[chuckling]
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Rule number six.
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No ass prints on my bumper.
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Dirk, seriously,
can I, please, just see
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where these rules
are written down?
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‐ Come on, love birds.
‐ One second.
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You mind if we, uh, keep this
on the down‐low for a minute?
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You know, just till
I can talk to Robert.
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‐ I ain't scared of him.
‐ Oh, I know.
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Well, I am.
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What the hell are you
smiling about, man?
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What? What you talking about?
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It's a beautiful night, man.
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You know, the moon.
T‐the air is clear.
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I'm on a road trip to Vegas
with all the people I love
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and you.
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You got jokes, huh?
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Come on, something's up.
Start talking. What's up?
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Alright, look.
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You just gotta keep it
on the DL, alright?
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Alright, alright.
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Me and Neesee gettin' married.
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Oh, my God.
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You got her pregnant.
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No, fool.
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Then why else would
a man marry a woman
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unless she was pregnant?
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Do you realize
that some of the crazy things
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that are runnin' around
in your head
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are actually coming out
of your mouth as words?
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‐ Well, I'm just saying‐‐
‐ Shh, shh.
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‐ But is she‐‐
‐ Psst, shh.
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So what's next?
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What about hide‐and‐seek?
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It is way past your bedtime.
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And I don't buy for a minute
that your father sent a telegram
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saying you can stay up
till 2:00 a. m.
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I would have heard the doorbell.
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Just one game of hide‐and‐seek!
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Please?
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I hide, you seek.
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30, 19
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28, 40..
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...11..
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...3, 2, 1!
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Ready or not, here I come!
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My turn.
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I'm stuck.
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It's okay. We can play tag.
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Tag. You're it!
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Little help here?
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Bobby?
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Bob?
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What's wrong with you?
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[scoffs]
What you talking about?
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Nothing's wrong with me.
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Why are you looking so goofy?
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I ain't looking all goofy.
What are you talking about?
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What is going on?
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No, I'm just, you know,
we're ridin' and stuff.
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Why are you acting crazy?
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What is going on?
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‐ Nothin'.
‐ You might as well tell me.
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You know I'm gonna get Dirk
to tell me, anyway.
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She's right.
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What is it?
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‐ Just keep it locked.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Me and Neesee are..
‐ We're gettin' married.
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[screams]
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‐ Robert!
‐ Yo, w‐what happened?
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‐ Uh, nothing.
‐ Nothing.
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Um, she, uh,
she spilled her soda.
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‐ Soda.
‐ This car has 42 cup holders.
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Use one!
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Well, if he's not in the kitchen
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that must mean that
he's behind the couch!
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(Bobby)
'Not even close!'
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'Colder.'
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'Colder.'
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‐ 'Warmer.'
‐ I'm not even moving.
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Alex, come on.
Look, I can pull over
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if y'all want me to pull over.
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Look at this, this is like..
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‐ This is not..
‐ Johnny!
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[horn honking]
Okay. Hey! Hey!
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Oh. My bad, my bad.
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Doofus..
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[brakes screeching]
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‐ My bad.
‐ Oh.
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‐ Come on, man.
‐ My fault. My bad.
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You're bigger
than you used to be.
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[chuckles]
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‐ My boy.
‐ My boy!
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[chuckling]
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My boy.
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My boy!
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If he says my boy one more time,
I'm gonna hit him in the head
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with The Best Of Ike Turner.
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My boy!
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Hey, Dirk!
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[laughs]
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Now you know how Tina felt.
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You alright, Tina?
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[chuckles]
Oh, no, no, man, I'm straight.
I'm fine. Why?
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I don't know.
You just seem a little tense.
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Tense? No, man! No, man.
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I'm like, ah!
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You know?
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You know, out here,
just with my friends, man.
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We're out on the road,
you know what I mean?
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It's just, it's great, you know.
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My best friend,
been down with me
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from the giddy‐up,
you know what I mean?
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‐ Can I get an amen?
‐ Amen.
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[laughing]
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‐ Hallelujah!
‐ Whoo!
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Oh, man.
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Yo, it's crazy.
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I feel like I could talk to you
about anything, man.
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No doubt.
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You know, it's funny.
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When people say that
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usually they go on
to say something.
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[laughing]
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No, man, I mean, you know..
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Damn, is the heat on?
'Cause it's hot.
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No, no, actually, the AC is on.
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Oh.
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Yeah, no, man, me and Neesee
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we was thinking,
you know, back at the thing
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we were sittin'.
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We was thinking, man,
about maybe getting, uh‐‐
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Married?
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Yeah, what she said.
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But, I mean..
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...not immediately though,
you know, man.
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We‐we gonna wait
till we get to Vegas.
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[tires screeching]
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Uh, you know what?
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There's a funny noise
coming from the engine, y'all.
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00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:01,293
That's because it's off.
256
00:14:01,326 --> 00:14:04,563
Hm. So let's go see what it is,
Neesee, me and you.
257
00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:06,732
Everybody else,
sit in the car and wait!
258
00:14:11,504 --> 00:14:13,471
I'm gonna get..
259
00:14:13,506 --> 00:14:15,240
‐ Yeah, you good, baby?
‐ Yeah, I'll be.
260
00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:16,609
Handle that, handle that.
261
00:14:19,545 --> 00:14:22,615
Whoo! Vegas!
262
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,053
What do you think
you're doing, Neesee?
263
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,723
I'm doing me.
I'm getting on with my life.
264
00:14:30,756 --> 00:14:33,458
You can't just decide
to get married like this.
265
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,761
Oh, you mean exactly
like what you did?
266
00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:38,230
Oh, actually, it's not
exactly what you did
267
00:14:38,263 --> 00:14:41,399
because you and Bobby know and
love the person I'm marrying.
268
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,368
So it's not quite the same.
269
00:14:43,401 --> 00:14:46,171
And by the way,
this engine looks fine.
270
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:54,680
No, it's not.
271
00:14:57,249 --> 00:15:00,586
Robert, you're not okay
with this.
272
00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:03,789
Fine. But Johnny and I
love each other.
273
00:15:03,822 --> 00:15:05,390
I know that.
274
00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:07,793
And I know you guys
are having fun.
275
00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:10,195
Sometimes three,
four times a day.
276
00:15:11,564 --> 00:15:14,299
But, look, Neesee,
you have to remember
277
00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:16,769
this is the same Johnny
that we went to college with.
278
00:15:16,802 --> 00:15:19,437
He is a dreamer.
He always has been.
279
00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,640
And it is a whole lot different
dating a dreamer
280
00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:23,876
than it is marryin' one.
281
00:15:23,909 --> 00:15:25,644
What's that supposed to mean?
282
00:15:25,678 --> 00:15:28,847
Oh, well, Robert was just saying
that this is not gonna work
283
00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:30,482
because you don't know
how to act right.
284
00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:32,618
No, I did not.
285
00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:33,852
Well, come on, Robert,
like we said, you know
286
00:15:33,886 --> 00:15:35,320
let's‐let's keep it real.
287
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,689
Let's, uh, be honest
with each other.
288
00:15:36,722 --> 00:15:39,525
‐ Okay, Johnny.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
289
00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:40,893
Ever since we've known
each other
290
00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:43,195
I always said
we were a perfect team.
291
00:15:43,228 --> 00:15:45,497
You have the dream
and I execute it.
292
00:15:45,531 --> 00:15:47,165
Well, what I really wanna say is
293
00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:48,901
you get us in a mess
and then I get us out of it.
294
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,669
And I'm tired of it, Johnny.
295
00:15:50,703 --> 00:15:52,404
Oh, okay.
296
00:15:52,437 --> 00:15:54,673
So you're saying
us gettin' married is a mess?
297
00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:57,676
No, I'm saying that you have not
thought this through, man.
298
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:58,811
Hey, y'all.
299
00:16:00,779 --> 00:16:03,616
You know, I was just trying to
see if y'all needed some help.
300
00:16:03,649 --> 00:16:06,484
Because I took shop
sophomore year and..
301
00:16:06,519 --> 00:16:08,286
...it could be the fan belt.
302
00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:12,357
Um, you know what?
303
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,326
And for real, Robert, um
304
00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:16,228
this is one mess
you don't have to worry about.
305
00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:18,931
'Cause truth of the matter is,
it ain't none of your business.
306
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:20,666
No, Johnny, it is my business.
307
00:16:20,699 --> 00:16:23,435
And the two of you are acting
like 17‐year‐olds.
308
00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:25,904
Why can't you control yourself
like the rest of us adults?
309
00:16:30,776 --> 00:16:32,878
What I mean is,
you can't just act on a whim.
310
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,614
You both have responsibilities.
311
00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:37,249
And, Johnny,
have you even thought
312
00:16:37,282 --> 00:16:38,951
about calling your ex‐wife
and your daughter
313
00:16:38,984 --> 00:16:41,219
and telling them
that you're moving to LA?
314
00:16:41,253 --> 00:16:43,488
Because my son's
not moving to Atlanta.
315
00:16:43,522 --> 00:16:46,224
'Cause I'll be damned
if he becomes a Braves fan
316
00:16:46,258 --> 00:16:48,326
with all that chopping
and tomahawking.
317
00:16:50,629 --> 00:16:54,633
Look, y'all, this is not the way
that mature adults get married.
318
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:56,869
I mean, look at us, man.
319
00:16:56,902 --> 00:17:00,272
‐ We've all been divorced.
‐ Mnh‐mnh. Not me.
320
00:17:00,305 --> 00:17:02,240
I mean, I haven't
even been married yet.
321
00:17:03,809 --> 00:17:06,178
Alright, that‐that wasn't what
y'all was talking.
322
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,449
I said my piece.
You take the wheel.
323
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:27,566
‐ I do love you.
‐ I love you too.
324
00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:33,405
‐ I'm driving.
‐ I'll ride shotgun.
325
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:55,661
(Dirk)
'Rule 18.'
326
00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:58,330
'No illegal U‐turns
in the desert.'
327
00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:11,644
Bobby.
328
00:18:13,812 --> 00:18:15,447
Bobby, it's not funny anymore.
329
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,849
[sarcastic laugh]
330
00:18:19,652 --> 00:18:20,919
Okay.
331
00:18:20,953 --> 00:18:21,920
Look.
332
00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,423
I will give you..
333
00:18:25,457 --> 00:18:28,694
I will give you $26 if you can
prove you're not dead.
334
00:18:32,665 --> 00:18:33,832
What's going on here?
335
00:18:33,866 --> 00:18:34,967
We're just playing
a fun new game
336
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,502
called I'll give you $26
337
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:38,737
if you can prove
you're not dead.
338
00:18:38,771 --> 00:18:41,439
‐ Where's Bobby?
‐ I have no idea.
339
00:18:42,908 --> 00:18:44,276
Well, Bobby!
340
00:18:48,781 --> 00:18:50,348
What's going on?
341
00:18:52,818 --> 00:18:55,287
Where were you, young man?
342
00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:59,091
Upstairs sleeping.
343
00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:00,893
In his bed.
344
00:19:01,694 --> 00:19:02,928
Brilliant!
345
00:19:14,072 --> 00:19:15,774
[chuckles]
346
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:21,413
You know, I think
we did the right thing.
347
00:19:21,446 --> 00:19:24,983
Yeah, so do I, fiancee.
348
00:19:27,653 --> 00:19:29,755
So when we doing this thing?
349
00:19:29,788 --> 00:19:33,659
Hm, I think we should
talk about the ring.
350
00:19:35,694 --> 00:19:37,996
Oh, yeah, that's right.
351
00:19:38,030 --> 00:19:39,665
Well, you proposed to me
352
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:41,800
so that means
you're gonna be icing me up.
353
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,136
[laughing]
354
00:19:44,169 --> 00:19:46,138
You know, I don't want
nothing too big though.
355
00:19:46,171 --> 00:19:49,407
You know, just a little,
a little 6 carat canary
356
00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:52,678
in a little platinum nest,
you know?
357
00:19:52,711 --> 00:19:54,947
Whee, I knew we was meant
for each other.
358
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,582
Uh!
359
00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:58,617
So come on, mama,
when we doing this thing?
360
00:20:00,619 --> 00:20:02,688
[sighs]
I think..
361
00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:06,058
...when we're ready.
362
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,995
Can we, please, wrap this up?
363
00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:12,164
I've been driving around
for an hour.
364
00:20:12,197 --> 00:20:16,101
Hey, Dirk, I paid for a full
tank of gas. Keep driving.
365
00:20:17,703 --> 00:20:19,572
Rule number 19.
366
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,139
Dirk ain't Morgan Freeman.
367
00:20:23,642 --> 00:20:25,711
And I damn sure ain't drivin'
Miss Neesee.
368
00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:35,621
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