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(rap music)
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(cheering)
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
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please welcome to the
stage my cousin of hope
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Sergei Mokavek.
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(rap music)
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In the envelope in Sergei's hand is
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the name of Interpol's most wanted badass.
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I wonder who that could be.
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Sergei, read the names.
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- Okay, so in numbers three,
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Hajina Do, head of Indian mafia.
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- Oh, it sucks to be him.
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Remind me to send a card for
him being a big blow off.
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- In second place.
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- Take your time Sergei.
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Slow, slow like X factors build trapper.
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- In number.
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- Speed it up, speed it up.
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- In number,
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in second place is Vladimir Shevchenko.
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(cheering and rap music)
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- Stop your clapping!
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Shut off music and disco lights.
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We don't applause number two!
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- [Sergei] Number one bad
guy is the world is El Chito.
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- El Chito?
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- Chitock Beron from.
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- I know who he is Sergei.
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- What happens now?
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- Now, we press button on Antelope's Tail.
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(suspenseful music)
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- Right, now I know you're
all feeling pretty stupid
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after Ann pulled the wool
over all of your eyes.
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Yeah, but it happens and
I just want to assure you
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that you have the full
support from the entire.
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- Okay Joan move.
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You got a new mommy now.
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- I'm sorry can I help you?
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Who are you?
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- I'm Gemma Stone, CIA operations.
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The United Nations have put me in charge
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of crushing Vladimir Shevchenko.
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Now who is in charge of this shit show?
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- Well that would be me.
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I'm Ruth Brooks, head
of MI-6 special branch
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and you have no jurisdiction
in the United Kingdom.
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- Okay, nobody cares about
your country anymore.
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- Um, this country was at
the forefront of intelligence
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for as long as I can remember.
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- Okay, so your lips are moving
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but I'm not really listening
to what you're saying.
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It's like pieces of wood are
falling out of your mouth.
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- Look, whatever your name is.
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We need to take a minute.
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- Yeah, you don't have a minute.
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Go home.
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- Okay, great, yeah sure.
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Sure, I'll just head off.
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- Ruth I have something you should see.
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- Ruth doesn't work here anymore.
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She was just leaving.
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- I really ought to take a look.
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- Yeah, I really think that you shouldn't.
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Hey, I can make this more
embarrassing for you.
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Rex, Sarason.
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- Oh great, they've got dog names, lovely.
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- You know what, let's just
throw this out to the floor.
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Okay, put your hand in the air
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if you think Ruth should stay.
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Anyone at all?
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- Okay, you look like you need to shit.
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Can you just fucking move?
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Thank you.
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- Okay, what have we got?
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- It's Shevchenko, he's just
uploaded a video this morning.
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- Oh, hello world.
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I am Vladimir Shevchenko.
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In my possession I have
the Antelope's Tail.
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Oh, now I have your attention.
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You might as well shit
inside of yourselves
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because come this Wednesday
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I shall push the button on Antelopes Tail.
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Causing destruction that
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has never been seen on earth before.
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This day shall be known as
Antelope's Tail-maggedon.
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Antelope's Tail-maggedon.
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Guys, guys, Antelope's Tail.
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- [Soldiers] Antelope's Tail-maggedon.
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- All at the same time.
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- [All] Antelope's Tail-maggedon.
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- [Soldiers] Antelope's Tail-maggedon.
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- Ah, your an idiot fool.
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Mike shut it off.
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- Let's get this down ASAP.
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We need to keep a lid on this thing.
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- We may be too late ma'am.
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- We cut now from one piece
of news or media reaction
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to the next as hysteria and
information-mania surround
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the mystery of exact nature of
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the Antelope's Tail
spreads around the world.
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- What does the Antelope's
Tail actually do?
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- One theory is that if
the button is pressed.
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- All the volcanoes on the planet
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will erupt a precisely the same time.
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- Causing a really mega big tsunami.
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- And a million random
children's heads will explode.
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- Every dog in the world
will turn on his master.
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- Dinosaurs will come back to life.
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- And if that theory is true.
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- Then every fish in the world
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will float to the top of the water.
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- I guess it's real power is
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that no one really knows what it does.
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(simple music)
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- Ah Ruth, Ruth Brooks it's me.
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I'm alive.
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I'm not a ghost.
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- I know you're not a ghost.
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I don't believe in ghosts anyway.
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- Well you should.
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When I was a little boy
the ghost of an old man
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used to sneak inside my
room from by bedroom window.
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Sit at the end of the
bed and tickle my toes.
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Come to think of it,
maybe it wasn't a ghost.
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It might have been a weird old man.
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- Oh god it's bunk.
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What do you want man?
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- Shevchenko.
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I know where he is.
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- Okay, this is how the US roll.
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We ain't here to dance,
we fire straight in.
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Civilian causalities, in my mind
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that's just an unlucky break I never met.
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Okay, are you set soldier?
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- [Male] We are outside Vladimir
Shevchenko's headquarters.
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- Then Mission Castle Fucker is a go.
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Operation is go, go, go Team Five.
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- [Male] Go, go, go, go.
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- That's a go, go, go, go.
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Team Six?
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- [Male] We are go, go, go.
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- Go, go.
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- [Male] Go, go, go.
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- Go, go, go, go.
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(shooting)
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Oh, oh right in the fucking face.
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Ow! Fuck you asshole.
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(shooting)
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I'd say goodbye to your kids bitch.
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Are you getting this?
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- [Male] We got him mum, we got him.
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Put your hands up and
identify yourself sir.
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Identify yourself!
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- Hi, I'm Vlad Shevchenko.
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- [Male] Left turn and state your name.
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- Hi, I am Vlad Shevchenko.
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- What the fuck is going on?
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- [Male] You turn slow
and identify yourself!
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- Hey, I am Vlad Shevchenko.
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- Oh my god.
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Shit look alikes.
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- Hello my enemies.
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Did you enjoy our game of hide and seeks.
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Peek-a-boo!
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Hold up, you're not Ruth Brooks.
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- Forget Ruth Brooks, I'm in charge now.
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You give me the god damn Antelope's Tail
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or I will rip your nuts
right out of their sack.
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- I didn't call for sexy time
but gee, oh yes, I'm aroused.
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- I will stand on your fucking neck
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and I will shoot your
teeth out one by one.
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- Slow down and savor it.
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I'm about to shoot my bunk already.
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- Listen, I am hunting you down.
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I'm throwing everything
I've got into breaking you
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and you should know that I fight dirty.
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- That's the way I like it.
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But I'm in the most
secretive place on earth.
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You'll never ever find me.
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(dramatic music)
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- Why am I here?
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- Well because Huxley and I and me
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have broken the abacus code.
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I know where Shevchenko is.
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- Go on.
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- Well Huxley will explain,
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he's something of a computer whiz.
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- I see.
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- Yes, please.
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So well, once I started
to look around for.
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- Yep.
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- Once I started to
look around for any data
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that could lead us to
Shevchenko, I came across this.
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- And I said, straightaway,
that's the abacus sign.
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That is what you've got there,
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it's definitely the abacus sign.
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Seen it everywhere on this mission.
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That is the abacus sign right there.
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- And I thought.
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- We thought.
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- We thought that there
could be much more to it.
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- Yeah and that's where things
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started to get really interesting.
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- So I.
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- No we.
- Built an.
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- We built.
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- Built an algorithm.
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- We built an algorithm.
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- A computer based system
that searches through
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like any occult signs
and system on the net.
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- I was gonna say exactly
what he's saying right now.
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That was actually, I
was, read my mind bro.
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- Then I thought, why don't I use
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the algorithm to search for.
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- It's a map!
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It's a map Ruth.
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My god, it's a map.
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It's a freaking map girl.
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- A map of what?
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- Um, some sort of
underground mining tunnels.
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- In the mountains,
they're in the mountains.
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- Mayaliviac, Vlad's Republic.
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So the little circles here are bunkers
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and the ones over here the
large ones are the ones where.
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- That that right there is
a secret underground base.
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- You can see that um you
can access the tunnels
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via an old disused damn.
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- Ruth this is where Shevchenko is.
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I bet my life on it.
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- Well this is fantastic work.
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What do you need from me?
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- A village.
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- A village?
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- I've always wanted to
start my own community
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and I think now I have the
skills to go off and do that.
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- What?
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- We don't need a village.
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That is actually the last
thing, scrub a village.
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I mean we have that locked and loaded.
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We need Action Team back
together to fight this one out.
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- Yes, well I can track Action Team down.
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The last I heard they
were on gardening leave.
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(clipping)
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(revving)
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(heroic music)
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- How can?
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- Yeah, Spink Rat, I'm alive, I'm alive.
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(grunting)
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- Well that's good then.
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- Good for me.
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Yeah, I'm brilliant.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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(grunting)
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- Dah, um.
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- Are you okay?
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- No, no not really.
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It's been a bit rough mate to be honest.
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- I have a question.
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Did you have a fake funeral for me?
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- Yes we did.
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Uh, we had a few drinks in the Nelson.
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00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:03,440
And then I had to carry on on my own.
264
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,490
- Oh nice.
265
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,140
- Ga, I'm really struggling
to hold this together man.
266
00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,950
- Me too moucher.
267
00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:08,783
Me too.
268
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:12,050
- So you're alive then.
269
00:12:12,050 --> 00:12:14,260
- Oh, I forgot about you in all this.
270
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:15,810
My demise must have ripped you up
271
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,217
like a bad burrito from the inside.
272
00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:19,363
- No not really.
273
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,700
So we're going back to work then, or what?
274
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,223
- I think what she means Graham is.
275
00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:28,140
- Can we kick it?
276
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,977
- Yes, we can.
277
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:35,133
(suspenseful music)
278
00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:42,447
- So you know what I am giggling at?
279
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:47,233
I always thought my final
meal would be steak.
280
00:12:48,580 --> 00:12:53,580
Yet here I sit eating
fajitas for the first time.
281
00:12:54,882 --> 00:12:59,513
Such a weird thing to do, right?
282
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,163
Never scared to break new boundaries.
283
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,533
Am I sensing a little seed,
284
00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:18,723
of negativity around this table?
285
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,730
Is there a problem?
286
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:25,593
- Do we have to press the button?
287
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:29,573
- Of course we have to press the button.
288
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,534
That's what all of this has been for.
289
00:13:33,534 --> 00:13:35,523
It's our destiny.
290
00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,780
WHat's wrong?
291
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:41,940
Have you lost your nerve
now you have a girlfriend?
292
00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:45,073
You become pussy whipped little bitch.
293
00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:50,390
Look at you, sitting there
better than everyone else
294
00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:53,213
because you have a new whore.
295
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:04,083
That was insensitive and callous of me.
296
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:08,750
Ridicule you only because
you have found love.
297
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:12,850
And I'm sorry for it.
298
00:14:12,850 --> 00:14:14,017
You know what?
299
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,453
Maybe you sit this one out.
300
00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:22,488
Go be with your girl, do couple stuff.
301
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,433
Have a picnic in park.
302
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:29,320
Get one of those bicycles you
can ride at the same time.
303
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,590
What do they call, Demetri please?
304
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,690
- Tandem.
305
00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:36,270
- The tandem, go have a
tandem ride together with her.
306
00:14:36,270 --> 00:14:39,626
- Look Vlad, I don't want
special treatment okay.
307
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,376
- Oh, you deserve it.
308
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,423
Go.
309
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:45,510
- Nah.
310
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:51,351
Enjoy your dinner everyone.
311
00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,339
Thanks Vlad.
312
00:14:53,339 --> 00:14:55,589
(clanking)
313
00:14:59,424 --> 00:15:01,257
(pop)
314
00:15:07,192 --> 00:15:08,692
- We are bad guys.
315
00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:14,097
That should mean something
to each and every one of you.
316
00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:19,094
It means we act first and
we think about it later.
317
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:22,218
Usually with a large regret.
318
00:15:22,218 --> 00:15:26,995
Like right now, I'm
regretting shooting Bogohardt.
319
00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:30,913
He was a good man and a loyal soldier.
320
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:34,283
But that is what being a bad guy is.
321
00:15:35,396 --> 00:15:38,051
So anyone else around this table
322
00:15:38,051 --> 00:15:43,051
don't got the stomach for
it, want to follow him.
323
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,623
No, I didn't think so.
324
00:15:57,378 --> 00:15:59,545
Eat, eat, eat the fajitas!
325
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,560
- I say we just fire a nuke right into his
326
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,137
shit pot little republic and
let's see how he likes that.
327
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:10,340
- We are not launching a
full stage nuclear attack
328
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,051
because you lost this man.
329
00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:14,230
- Hey, it wasn't just me.
330
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,740
It was a team fuck up.
331
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:16,750
Like we all fucked up a little bit
332
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,710
and that made one massive fuck up.
333
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,310
- Enough, Mrs. Potty Mouth.
334
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,810
My question remains, does anyone have
335
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:25,900
the faintest idea where
Vladimir Shevchenko is?
336
00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,793
- Yes, I do.
337
00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:31,574
Sally, link me up to
channels two four eight.
338
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:32,910
- Oh, but that.
339
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,160
- Action Team, they're back.
340
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,394
- Who the hell are Action Team?
341
00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:39,057
- They're the only hope we've got.
342
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:40,730
Sally, I need full thermal imaging
343
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,080
on the following coordinates.
344
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,896
Two, four, eight northwest.
345
00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:44,729
- Hold on a minute Brooks.
346
00:16:44,729 --> 00:16:45,562
You do not have the authority.
347
00:16:45,562 --> 00:16:46,893
- No, but I have the intel.
348
00:16:48,512 --> 00:16:49,993
Do you?
349
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,200
Do you?
350
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,033
- No.
351
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:56,866
- You don't.
352
00:16:57,830 --> 00:16:58,663
- Come on.
353
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:04,070
Now, fuck off.
354
00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:05,510
- Sorry Ruth can we get on with this?
355
00:17:05,510 --> 00:17:07,090
- Absolutely yes, right.
356
00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,450
Sally link me up.
357
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:10,090
- Just patching you through mum.
358
00:17:10,090 --> 00:17:11,550
- Thank you.
359
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:13,958
- [Male] This is Action Team going live.
360
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,541
(heroic music)
361
00:17:26,489 --> 00:17:28,966
(popping)
362
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:31,898
(heroic music)
363
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,276
(popping)
364
00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:36,859
(heroic music)
365
00:17:43,934 --> 00:17:45,367
(popping)
366
00:17:45,367 --> 00:17:47,950
(heroic music)
367
00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:52,636
(pop)
368
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,386
- Ah (groaning).
369
00:17:57,556 --> 00:17:59,611
- Hello Monica.
370
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:00,444
- Uriand.
371
00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:03,333
Done something different with your hair?
372
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:04,782
- [Huxley] What did y'all do to me.
373
00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:05,814
- Shut up!
374
00:18:05,814 --> 00:18:08,899
- Oe, you leave the kid
out of this all right?
375
00:18:08,899 --> 00:18:10,597
Your battle's here you muppet.
376
00:18:10,597 --> 00:18:15,340
- Vlad, I have intercepted Action Team.
377
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:19,020
I repeat, I have intercepted Action Team.
378
00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:20,540
- I heard you the first time.
379
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:24,135
I repeat I heard you the first time.
380
00:18:24,135 --> 00:18:26,788
- Vladimir, don't worry we're coming.
381
00:18:26,788 --> 00:18:28,623
- Wait for me.
382
00:18:28,623 --> 00:18:31,003
- Oh don't you worry, Sergei.
383
00:18:31,891 --> 00:18:36,891
This is the perfect showdown
I had planned all along.
384
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,722
- So this is the end of Action Team.
385
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,972
Now you die in tunnel like toilet rats.
386
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:49,696
(pop)
387
00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:58,683
- Ah, ah.
388
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,914
(popping)
389
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,070
- Bit much there mate.
390
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,834
- All is fair in love and war.
391
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:27,291
- I have been expecting you Mr. Man.
392
00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:32,464
Mr. Man, Mr. Man I have
been expecting you.
393
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,244
Well, well, well I've been expecting.
394
00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:43,193
I've been expecting you Mr. Man.
395
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:45,990
- Oh there you are?
396
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:47,490
- Mr. Man I have been.
397
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,880
- You know you should really
get this place sign posted.
398
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,027
- Mr. Man I have been.
399
00:19:51,027 --> 00:19:54,210
- Had me walking around like
a headless chicken for ages.
400
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,280
- Mr. Man I have been.
401
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,000
- Tunnel after tunnel,
place is like a Labyrinth.
402
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,090
- Listen if you don't mind, I
have a whole thing prepared.
403
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:02,630
If you could just let me.
404
00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:04,277
- Oh, what.
405
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:07,890
- Mr. Man I've been expecting you.
406
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,990
- And I expect I'm gonna enjoy this.
407
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:13,180
- You're just going to shoot me,
408
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:16,160
like big cowardly custard.
409
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:20,110
Or are you gonna fight me like a man.
410
00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,050
- Shoot him, just shoot him agent.
411
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,850
Do not be drawn into his games.
412
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,050
- I think I might just press the button
413
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:31,050
on the Antelope's Tail just
cause you are such a sucker.
414
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:37,360
- You sir, have just offended
me one too many times.
415
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,826
I hope you like whoop ass.
416
00:20:39,826 --> 00:20:41,226
You just opened a can of it.
417
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:44,361
(grunting)
418
00:20:47,966 --> 00:20:50,216
(grunting)
419
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,294
(grunting)
420
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,677
(grunting)
421
00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,419
(clanking)
422
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,609
(grunting)
423
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,500
(grunting)
424
00:21:24,582 --> 00:21:26,832
(grunting)
425
00:21:29,979 --> 00:21:32,229
(grunting)
426
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:41,249
- Get off of me.
427
00:21:51,804 --> 00:21:54,813
(grunting)
428
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,063
(grunting)
429
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,653
- Logan, Logan do you copy?
430
00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,203
Agent do you copy?
431
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:16,665
- This is Logan Man of Action
Team, Shevchenko is down.
432
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,433
I'm alive.
433
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,810
I have the Antelope's Tail.
434
00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:24,893
- Well done agent, now get on home.
435
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,930
- Well it was touch and
go there for a minute mum.
436
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,580
He was kicking my ass and I
kicked his for a little bit.
437
00:22:31,580 --> 00:22:35,750
Then he kicked mine again and
at one point I saw my life.
438
00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:38,010
- Yeah, all right agent,
I just said well done.
439
00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:40,710
Please don't milk it, go for Martin.
440
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,930
- Loco mate, I don't mean
to piss on your parade
441
00:22:42,930 --> 00:22:45,386
but you've got 30
seconds before she blows.
442
00:22:45,386 --> 00:22:50,110
- What?
443
00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:52,527
(explosions)
444
00:22:53,895 --> 00:22:56,895
(suspenseful music)
445
00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:04,934
(suspenseful music)
446
00:23:13,744 --> 00:23:16,744
(suspenseful music)
447
00:23:23,627 --> 00:23:26,544
(suspensful music)
448
00:23:39,454 --> 00:23:41,704
(clicking)
449
00:23:46,521 --> 00:23:48,771
(clicking)
450
00:23:57,544 --> 00:23:59,544
(click)
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