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(slow dramatic music)

- Call Logan.

Call Logan.

(moaning)

- Oh Chi.

You are so good at this.

Wow, your feet.

They are so smooth. (phone buzzing)

Oh, Samantha.

Hey, Sammy.

- Logan, please listen carefully.

I've been taken.

- What the heck?

(loud thudding)

Listen to me, Samantha.

Okay, I need to know everything that's happened.

Okay, was it a man or a woman?

- Man.

- Has he got a hat?

- No.

- Has he got a mustache?

- No.

- Has he got glasses?

Is it Herman?

Is it Alfred?

Is it Max!

Samantha!

Is it Max?

- Stop banging.

- Samantha!

(phone beeping) Baby, it's me, Logan.

Pass the phone to the kidnapper.

This message is for him.

(laughing)

No, I'm just laughing to myself about

what a big wooly brain you are.

(phone beeping)

You kicked over a hornet's nest.

No, no, no, no I take that back.

You've just put your dick in a hornet's nest.

(phone beeping) Yeah, you know what?

Kill her, kill her if you want to.

I don't care. (phone beeping)

Ah, please don't kill her.

Do not kill her.

And Samantha, if you heard that message

seriously I did not mean it.

Just forget you heard it.

I don't want you to die,

and I love you. (phone beeping)

Oh gee whiz,

I just realized I said I loved you in that last message.

Who's this guy rushing things, right?

Um, what I meant was

I more than like you.

I look you.

Is that a thing?

I mean that could be our thing, right?

(phone beeping) Okay, getting back to this

whole kidnapping thing.

I'm livid, seething and furious!

And Samantha, if you can hear this

baby, I'm gonna get you back.

(dramatic theme music)

Someone has taken Samantha.

- And who's Samantha?

- Who's Samantha?

My girlfriend.

Remember?

Requesting immediate permission to go and rescue

of my team.

- Wait, Mann, how long have you been seeing this woman?

- I've not said a bit of thing on it,

13, 14 days including the days I haven't seen her

of which there's been 10, maybe 11.

Listen to me, Ruth.

I really like this girl.

In fact, I think I look her.

- You look her?

- You're gonna think it's silly.

It's this language that we've been developing

to tell each other how we feel about one another.

- Logan, have you had sex?

- Yeah, yeah loads of times.

I've done all the positions.

- No, with Samantha.

- Come on, that's a,

that's a disgusting question.

- It's fine, I'll just put it as a no.

- Yeah look, don't put it as a no.

Just put it as maybe.

And hey, not applicable.

Logan refused to answer. - Right.

- I need your help.

Please help me.

- No.

Hello, hello?

Excuse me, you have the whole canteen

and you choose to sit right there next to me?

Can you move, please?

My word.

Now, Mann, I'm sorry.

This is defintely a matter for the police.

- Come on, this thing stinks of Abacus.

- No, this stinks of you wasting my agency's resources

on a non-operative.

Okay, who's clearly not that into you.

- You know what?

Keep your damn resources.

I should remind you

I still have the Antelope's Tail.

- Mann, that is not a toy.

You go anywhere in the world with that device

and you will become enemy of the state.

Do you hear me?

- God, you just don't know what love is, do you?

What the hell did Frank do to you?

- Huh, who's Frank?

- I don't know.

I just said it.

It sounded like something I'd say

just before I walked away.

(slow, dramatic music)

You got a location on Samantha for me?

- Affirmative.

Hacked into her former phone.

I could track him from the office.

She's in Kotor, Montenegro.

- I'm gonna need two passports.

One for me, one for Graham.

You should know, Ruth is not backing this thing.

Action Team going rogue.

- Fuck me, that makes my fanny rocket.

- Not a word.

I don't have to tell you this,

but this mission is top secret.

You know what that means.

- Secret's safe with me.

(moaning)

- I bet there's some keys up there, huh?

- Always room for one more.

I'm fucked.

- I got another two miles left in me.

- Cool chef, arms straight, knees up.

- Oh! - What?

Bomber plane.

(dramatic music)

- I have the girl.

- How long will you be?

- We will stay here tonight

and begin the journey to headquarters at sunrise.

- Bogohardt did drive me here.

What is taking you so long?

Is it because you can only turn left?

- Huh?

- 'Cause you only have one eye?

- Oh come on, seriously?

I just had operation, man.

This is really hurting my feelings.

- No, you are a valued member of this organization.

- Yes, exactly so.

And I must say I'm very happy

you are keeping an eye on things.

- Listen, I don't even know why I bothered

coming back to this bullshit.

Okay listen, if anything I am more strong

and more focused than ever.

(loud thudding)

Fucking stuntman.

I'm sorry.

I'm shouting and making you chomp.

- Really struggling with your eye, aren't you?

- No, I'm fine.

- Do you want to talk about it?

- No!

I was number one assistant

in the whole Abacus organization.

And then I get shot in my shitting eye

by shitting Action Team.

And now I'm doing kidnapping of some women?

I don't even know if I'm doing that right.

- Well I think you're doing really well.

I felt really threatened.

And thanks for the water and the bucket.

You didn't have to do that.

- Well, there's no point in me being asshole.

We may be together for many days.

(slow music)

- I'm sorry about last night.

I just want first time to be special.

You know?

Don't want you thinking I'm frigid.

- Frigid, no!

No, I'm fine with just kissing.

This is some of the best kissing I've ever had.

If anything this trip will be a welcome break

from all this kissing we've been doing.

- Graham, I'm scared.

About Ruth finding out about all this

going rogue business.

- Hey, hey, hey, look at me.

Look at me.

Do not be scared.

I am a rogue.

I'm a rogue.

And if there's a lady in danger

that rouge cannot be controlled.

- Well, stay safe Graham Reaper.

And text me when you land.

I want to know where you are at all times.

- A kiss for my lady if thou doth oblige?

Now that...

That was the favorite kiss.

- Yes, that was a good one.

- It was, wasn't it?

(suspenseful music)

- Hey babe.

Two first class tickets to Kotor, Montenegro

with access to the VIP lounge.

Stick it on there.

So, tell me G.

You and Hibiscus, did you go all the way last night?

- Well a gentleman never reveals his secrets.

- Sorry, this card's been declined.

- There must be some mistake.

Please try again.

- It's a work card, it's fine.

(machine beeping)

- Sorry, there's no money on this card.

- Dammit!

You know what this is, don't you?

Ruth has disabled the Action Team credit card.

Now what are we gonna do?

- You gonna have to use your own funds, bro.

- Yeah, only that's...

That's something I can certainly think about.

I mean, that's something I could,

you know, process

and and and think about.

And what am I...

No, I could defintely do that.

I mean, top of your head.

How much do you think it will cost?

- Um, um...

Starts at about 10 grand.

- (shouting)

10 thousand pounds for a simple rescue mission?

You know what,

she's worth every penny.

She is, and I would do it in a heartbeat.

But I forgot my wallet.

I forgot my wallet.

- Sir?

- I really wanna do it,

but I haven't got my wallet with me.

- Sir? - Yes?

- Sir, it's in your hand.

- Thanks sweetheart, it's really good of you.

You've been a real help today.

Is this crazy?

Now tell me now.

Be honest with me, bro.

Am I being crazy?

Am I being mad?

- She's in grave danger.

They're gonna kill her.

- Two tickets to Kotor, economy.

And no extra leg room.

Don't worry about the meal.

We'll get a couple of sandwiches from boots.

- Boots.

- Boots? - Yes Boots!

(slow, suspenseful music)

- This is it.

This is the road.

Let's just keep it cool, stake it out

and await instructions from Monica.

- Yeah, we should also look into parking charges, as well.

You know what these Europeans are like.

I'll see I need as any.

Unexpected expenditure on this mission.

- That said, I would have spent a little bit more

on the car, though.

If I'm honest.

You know, just in case we get caught

in a car chase scenario.

- You're kidding me, this car?

This is a great car.

This is an amazing car.

Perfect for our needs.

- And I would have,

am I'm not just gonna flag this,

I probably would have got fully comp insurance.

- Total con, total con!

That's a total,

you should know that!

And you know who might make premium package

car insurance is driving this thing.

- Very well.

Compliments will get you everywhere.

Do you mean that?

- Yeah, I mean it.

- [Mon] Logan, Logan mate, do you read me?

- Go ahead Mon.

- Right boys, I've got her exact coordinates.

She's directly north of your current location.

Okay, so she'll be right up in front of you.

Looks a little bit like a T junction.

On Pyakaodikina.

- [Logan] Got it. (metal clanging)

I'm looking right at it.

- Yeah, I think they're stirred now.

Don't you?

- Do you need anything else?

- No actually, I need to concentrate to be honest so...

I got a visual up.

The yellow building, number 337.

- I got it.

- Keep moving.

- Keep moving.

(phone ringing)

(phone buzzing)

- Observe for now.

But if the situation changes

your primary objective is to retrieve

the Antelope's Tail.

Do you understand?

Not the girl.

That's for Agent Mann.

If he dies, he dies.

(suspenseful music)

- Samantha.

What the hell are they doing to you, baby?

(moaning)

(phone ringing)

She's in there.

I'm going in.

- We haven't checked the perimeters yet.

Are you nuts?

- Yeah, I'm nuts.

- Logan, what are you thinking?

- I'm thinking I got 15 minutes

to get in and out of there.

Or I gotta pay another seven euros parking.

Oh and if I don't make it out,

you keep that meter topped up.

(slow, suspenseful music)

Samantha!

(tires screeching) (gun firing)

They knew we were coming,

Monica, they were tipped off!

There's a mole at MI6!

I need you to find out who just called Montenegro.

(tires screeching)

- All right now.

Listen carefully to me, kid, all right?

This time to flush out a turd.

This is the server where--

- Are you gonna kill me?

- What?

No, why would I wanna kill you?

- Because you don't like me.

- I do like you.

- Well, you're always mean to me.

- Yeah, well you're always winding me up.

Look, I don't mean to be tough.

It's just, I'm a tortured soul, you know?

Nothing personal.

It's just the way I am.

- I just think you can't love anyone

because deep down you can't love yourself.

- Yeah?

Yeah, yeah maybe.

This plague, you know?

Proper barrier.

Can't let anyone in it.

Just let me, I need Carol.

- Shh.

And a child.

All right?

The sun doesn't always shine, yeah?

It rains sometimes, you know.

- Yeah.

- Rains, pours down.

But when the rain settles

you'll see the stars mirrored in your own eyes.

- That was so beautiful.

- You're good at what you do.

- Thank you.

(dramatic music)

- Can you just ease it up, just a little bit?

- Too late for that, mate.

I'm in the zone.

(tires screeching)

(screaming)

(tires screeching)

(gun firing)

(glass shattering)

- Are you kidding me?

(gun firing)

Hey, Joe, is that you from Happy Car?

Yeah, it's Logan here.

With the little red Corsa.

Oh no, no, no she's fine bro.

She's cool.

I was just wondering if that premium package

insurance deal was still available?

Yeah?

(tires screeching)

And just so I know,

does that cover smashed windows,

burst tire?

Holes, where do you stand on holes?

Oh bullet holes.

No, you're getting upset, Joe,

look you're really getting upset.

Just stop shouting at me!

(tires screeching)

- What are you doing?

- Here's one for you.

Is there any cover for hitting a statue?

Like a human statue.

Well I'm not sure if he's dead

or he's just really good at his job.

- He's dead, move on!

(dramatic music)

- Okay, so Ann's been texting Graham.

Graham's been texting Ann

and Ruth has been in contact with Lee Figures.

What's little Lee Figures doing out there?

- That's the page you go number.

It's a...

- It's a burn phone.

- Calling another unknown ID in Kotor.

I'm guessing the kidnapper?

- Yeah.

- And if we called that number

whoever answered the office here...

- Is the snake.

Bingo.

Proud of you.

Big lovely boy.

Hum, it's nice.

(dramatic music)

(tires screeching)

(suspenseful music)

(groaning)

- Logan, Logan the Antelope's Tail!

We left it!

- What?

I gotta get my girl back!

- I'm gonna go back and get it.

(gun firing)

- Samantha.

- Logan?

- It will be okay, babe.

Bogohardt, I thought you were dead.

- No, Mr. Logan.

I've ever been more alive

since I met Samantha.

That's right, pussy face.

You take my eye.

Now I take your woman.

Many, many times.

- Hey, you piece of shit.

She's a classy broad.

Show her some respect.

- I'm sorry, Logan.

It's just you and I never really clicked.

- Are you kidding me?

I thought we were clicking all over the place.

I thought we clicked great.

- You lied to me about who you are.

- Yeah, to protect you.

- Well that worked out well for everyone, didn't it?

Bogohardt has at least been straight with me

since the minute he kidnapped me

and threw me into the back of his van.

- Wow, I mean there's some standards you're keeping.

- There's no need to be bitter, Logan.

- Oh no, no, no, no!

That's no reason to be bitter!

I just traveled 18 hours to get here!

I defied the orders of the British government,

killed a human statue,

really hurt my knee

and have destroyed a hire car

that I paid with with my own money!

Just to find out that you cheated on me?

- Whose fault's that?

- Yours!

You're fucking a guy who kidnapped you!

- Oh, are you crying now,

little baby shithead?

Ah, face it Logan.

I have won this time.

- Really Samantha, this guy?

I would have treated you like a princess.

I was gonna take you to Disneyland.

The one in America.

- I'm sorry, Logan.

- But I look you.

- Enough.

Now give me the Antelope's Tail or you die.

(groaning)

- Oh, buddy fuck it.

(gun firing)

Logan!

(suspenseful music) (phone ringing)

- [Woman] Hello?

Hello?

- Good work, agent.

Did Logan make it out alive?

No?

Shame.

(slow theme music)