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Man, this is weird.
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Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's
eyebrows are on his hat?
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That's what's weird?
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The man's been captain
of a cereal for 40 years.
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Whoa, yuck!
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What?
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The spoon!
You licked and you put.
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You licked and you put.
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Yeah, so?
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Don't you see how gross that is?
It's like you using my toothbrush!
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You used my toothbrush?
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Only because I used the red one
to unclog the drain.
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Mine is the red one!
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Oh, God!
Can open. Worms everywhere!
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Why can't we use the same toothbrush...
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...but we can use the same soap?
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Because soap is soap.
It's self-cleaning.
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The next time you shower...
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...think about the last thing I wash
and the first thing you wash.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Look at you fancy lads!
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What's the occasion?
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You know that guy on my show
that's in a coma?
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He's having a brunch.
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Ready when you are.
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I can't believe you're
actually getting tattoos.
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You guys are getting tattoos?
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But you cannot tell Ross
because I wanna surprise him.
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Wow, this is wild!
What are you gonna get?
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I'm getting a lily.
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For my mom, because her name's Lily.
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That's lucky. What if
her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
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- Where you getting it?
- On my shoulder.
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What?
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What's on your shoulder?
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A chip.
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- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo.
A tattoo?
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Why? Why would you wanna do that?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You don't think
they're kind of cool?
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No. Sorry, I don't.
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Why would anyone pay someone
to scar their body for life?
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What if it doesn't come out right?
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It's like having
a bad haircut all the time.
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Why is everyone staring at me?
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Sign this card for Dad.
Richard will be here soon.
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Richard's going to the party too?
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He's my parents' best friend.
He has to go.
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So is today the day
you'll tell them about you two?
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Yeah, for my dad's birthday,
I decided to give him a stroke.
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No, I think you should tell them.
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I don't know how serious he is.
Until I do, I won't say anything.
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I don't think
Mom and Dad would mind.
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Remember when you were 9
and Richard was 30, Dad said:
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"God, I hope they get together. "
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Shall we?
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Okay, wait.
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You know what?
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Ross, let's switch places.
You get in the middle.
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This looks like we're trying
to cover something up.
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You could come in straddling him,
they still wouldn't believe it.
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We're here!
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Hi, kids!
The children!
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- Happy birthday, Dad.
- Thank you.
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Happy birthday!
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So you kids thanked
Dr. Burke for the ride?
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Actually, Mom, I think Monica
thanked him for the both of us.
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So you kids take the train in?
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No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
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Speaking of whom...
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...I hear he's got some
20-year-old twinkie in the city.
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Finger cramp! Oh, God!
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Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.
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So Richard's shopping
in the junior section?
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Are we still on that?
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You just know she's got
the IQ of a napkin.
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She's probably not even pretty.
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Just young enough so that
everything is still pointing up.
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Can you believe this place?
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I know. This is a great apartment.
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In the bathroom there's mirrors
on both sides of you.
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When you're in there, it's like
peeing with the Rockettes.
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Well, there's my fantasy come true.
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Seriously.
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Hey.
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We were just saying, great apartment!
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Thanks. You want it?
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I'm moving to a bigger place.
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You should take this one.
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Can you see me in a place like this?
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Why not? You hate park views
and high ceilings?
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Come on, I'll show you the kitchen.
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That's all right,
I saw a kitchen this morning.
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On TV.
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Stop talking. Okay!
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- Come on, tell us!
- Is she really 20?
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I am not telling you guys anything.
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Come on, it's my birthday.
Let me live vicariously!
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Dad, you really don't want to do that.
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What's a little midlife crisis
between friends?
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Would you let it go?
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I know what you're going through.
When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.
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You got your own little speedster.
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- Seriously, it's not like that.
Tell you what.
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Maybe one of these weekends
you can borrow the car and I could...
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Dad, I beg you not
to finish that sentence!
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What? I'm kidding!
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You know I'd never let him
touch the Porsche.
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Okay, Rach.
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Which lily?
This lily or that lily?
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- Well, I...
- I like this lily.
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It's more open
and that's like my mom.
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She had a more open, giving spirit.
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Foghorn Leghorn!
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Blond girl?
You're in room two.
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Not-so-blond girl, you're with me.
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- Here we go!
- Uh-huh.
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You're not going.
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Uh-huh.
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Is this because of what Ross said?
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No.
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- Well, yeah, maybe.
- I don't believe this.
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Is this how this relationship works?
Ross equals boss?
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Come on, what is this, 1922?
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What's 1922?
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Just, you know, a long time ago.
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When men used to tell women
what to do a lot.
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Then there was suffrage, which was
a good thing. But it sounds horrible.
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Do you want this tattoo?
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Yes, I do.
It's just that Ross...
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Is your boyfriend the boss of you?
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No.
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Who is the boss of you?
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You?
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No. You are the boss of you!
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You march in there and
get that tattoo on your hip!
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Go!
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How you doing?
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I'm a twinkie!
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Really? I'm a hero.
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This is so hard.
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Yeah, I know. I hate it too.
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Look, maybe we should just tell them.
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Maybe we should just tell
your parents first.
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My parents are dead.
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God, you are so lucky!
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I mean...
Well, you know what I mean.
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Just hang in there, okay?
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Okay, I'll go out first, all right?
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Judy! Going to the bathroom.
Good for you!
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Thank you, Richard.
I appreciate the support.
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Honey.
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Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat?
Bob doesn't believe I have one.
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I have no idea.
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Did you know Richard
has a twinkie in the city?
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I know. He's a new man.
It's like a scene from Cocoon.
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I just never would have
pictured Richard with a bimbo.
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He told Johnny Shapiro
that she's quite a girl.
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He told Johnny that he thinks
he's falling in love with her.
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Really?
- I've never seen him this happy.
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So, Jack...
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...ever think about trading me in
for a younger model?
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Of course not.
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With you, it's like
I've got two 25-year-olds.
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Oh, Jack, stop!
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Come on!
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It's my birthday!
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Can we drop this?
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I am not interested
in the guy's apartment.
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Oh, please. I saw the way
you were checking out his moldings.
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You want it.
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Why would I want another apartment?
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I've already got
an apartment that I love.
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It wouldn't kill you
to say it once in a while.
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All right. You want the truth?
I'm thinking about it.
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- What?
- I'm sorry.
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I'm 28. I've never lived alone...
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...and I'm at a place
where I got enough money...
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...that I don't need a roommate.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't need a roommate either.
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I can afford to live here by myself.
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I may have to bring in somebody
once a week to lick the silverware.
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Why are you getting
so bent out of shape?
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We didn't agree to live
together forever.
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We're not Bert and Ernie.
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You know what?
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If this is the way you feel...
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...then maybe you should take it.
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- That's how I feel.
- Then maybe you should take it!
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Maybe I will!
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- Fine with me!
- Great!
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You can spend more quality time
with your real friends...
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...the spoons!
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Whose drink can I freshen?
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Almost time for cake!
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Mon?
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Mon, are you okay?
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- Remember that video of Mom and Dad?
- Yeah?
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- Well, I just caught the live show.
- Ew!
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- Hey there.
- What?
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Nothing. I just heard
something nice about you.
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Really?
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Richard?
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- Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he?
- Not that I know of.
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I was thinking, why doesn't
he give Monica a call?
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That's an idea.
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Well, actually,
I'm already seeing someone.
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- Oh?
- Oh?
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Oh...
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She never tells us anything.
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Ross, did you know
Monica's seeing someone?
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Mom, there are
so many people in my life.
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Some are seeing people
and some aren't.
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Is that crystal?
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So who's the mystery man?
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Well, he's a doctor.
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A real doctor?
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No, a doctor of meat.
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Of course he's a real doctor.
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And he's handsome.
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And he's sweet,
and I know you'd like him.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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Mom, it's okay.
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It is, Judy.
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Jack!
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Could you come in here for a moment?
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Now!
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- Found it!
- I'll take that, Dad.
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It seems your daughter and Richard
are something of an item.
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That's impossible.
He's got a twinkie in the city.
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I'm the twinkie.
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- You're the twinkie?
- She's not a twinkie!
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Look, this is the best relationship
I've been in...
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Oh, please! A relationship?
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Yes, a relationship!
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For your information,
I'm crazy about this man.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Am I supposed to stand here
and listen to this on my birthday?
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This is a good thing. You said
you've never seen Richard happier.
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When did I say that?
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Upstairs in the bathroom,
right before you felt up Mom!
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Happy birthday to you
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Happy birthday to you
245
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:04,342
Happy birthday, dear Jack
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Happy birthday to you
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It looks so good!
Oh, I love it.
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I know, so do I!
I'm so glad you made me do this.
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Okay, let me see yours.
250
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Let's see yours again.
251
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We just saw mine.
Let me see yours.
252
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Oh, no!
253
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It's gone! That's so weird.
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I don't know how, where it went.
255
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,171
You didn't get it?
256
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:43,464
No.
257
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,091
Why not?
258
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,759
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
259
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,554
How could you do this to me?
This was your idea!
260
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:53,349
I know! I was gonna get it,
but he came in with this needle.
261
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,227
And did you know
they do this with needles?
262
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,147
Really? You don't say?
263
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,275
Because mine was licked on by kittens!
264
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,446
- Hey.
- Hey.
265
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,156
I'm sorry about what...
266
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,824
- Yeah, me too.
- I know.
267
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,121
Do we need to hug?
268
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,541
No, we're all right.
269
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,669
So I got you something.
270
00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:24,297
Plastic spoons!
271
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,594
- Great!
- Lick away, my man!
272
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:33,973
These will go great in my new place
till I get real ones.
273
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,808
What?
274
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:40,647
I can't use these forever.
They're no friend of the environment.
275
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,192
No, I mean what's this
about your new place?
276
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,361
I'm moving out,
like we talked about.
277
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:48,571
I didn't think that was serious.
278
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,368
You know, I thought
that was just a fight.
279
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,286
Well, it was a fight...
280
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,789
...based on serious stuff, remember?
281
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,166
About how I never
lived alone or anything?
282
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,378
I think it would be good for me.
Help me to grow...
283
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,963
...or whatever.
284
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,885
Well, there you go.
285
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,889
Hey, are you cool with this?
286
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,808
I don't wanna leave you high and dry.
287
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,851
I've never been lower or wetter.
288
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,439
I'll be fine.
I'll just turn your...
289
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,274
...bedroom into a game room.
290
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,777
Put the foosball table in there.
291
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,739
Why do you get to keep the table?
292
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,536
I did pay for half of it.
293
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:40,873
I paid for the other half.
294
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,835
I'll tell you what.
I'll play you for it.
295
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,129
All right, you're on.
296
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,549
I can take two minutes
out of my day to kick your ass.
297
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:54,262
Your men will get scored on
more times than your sister.
298
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,018
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
299
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:03,396
Which sister?
300
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,152
So are you sorry that I told them?
301
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:13,448
No. It's been a long time
since your dad and I went running.
302
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,953
Did you get it?
303
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,955
Is Ross here?
- He went out for pizza.
304
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,623
Okay, really quick.
305
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,460
That's great!
306
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,919
Very tasteful.
307
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,464
- Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine?
Yes!
308
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,632
What? You didn't get one.
309
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,510
Okay. Well then, what is this?
310
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,473
What are we looking at?
311
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:41,184
That blue freckle?
312
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,103
That's my tattoo.
313
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,898
That is not a tattoo.
That is a nothing.
314
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,733
I got her in the chair...
315
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:52,862
...he barely touched her with the
needle, she screamed and that was it.
316
00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,739
Okay, hi!
317
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,369
For your information,
this is exactly what I wanted.
318
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:04,999
This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen
from a great, great distance.
319
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,754
It's the way my mother
sees me from heaven.
320
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,508
Oh, what a load of crap!
321
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,260
That is a dot!
322
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:21,224
Your mother's in heaven going,
"Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"
323
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,312
That is not a tattoo!
This is a tattoo!
324
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,610
You got a tattoo?
325
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,987
Maybe.
326
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,158
But just a little one.
Phoebe got the whole world!
327
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,912
Well, let me see.
328
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,625
Well?
329
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,377
Well, it's really...
330
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,505
...sexy.
331
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,216
I wouldn't have thought
it would be, but...
332
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,176
...wow!
333
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,055
Really?
334
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,765
Yeah, so...
335
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,561
So is it sore?
Or can you do stuff?
336
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,273
I guess.
337
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,400
Save us some pizza.
338
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,658
Get it out of the corner!
339
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,661
Pass it! Pass it!
340
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,080
Stop talking to your men!
341
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,541
Yes!
342
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,543
And the table is mine.
343
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,299
Congratulations.
344
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,355
You guys will still
come visit me, right?
345
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,274
Oh, yeah! You got the big TV.
346
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,693
We'll be over there all the time.
347
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,571
Except when we are here.
348
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,329
I know you're just moving uptown,
but I'll really miss you.
349
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,665
How can you not be
across the hall anymore?
350
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:14,045
Who's gonna eat all of our food
and tie up our phone lines...
351
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,130
Is that my bra?
352
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,136
- What are you doing with my bra?
- It's not what you think.
353
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,473
We used it to fling
water balloons off the roof.
354
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:30,102
Remember? Those kids couldn't
even get theirs across the street.
355
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,146
Yeah, I remember.
356
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,027
Let's bring the rest of these
down to the truck.
357
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,791
You want me to...
358
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:54,502
...give you a hand
with the foosball table?
359
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,878
Nah...
360
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,006
You keep it.
You need the practice.
361
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,426
Thanks.
362
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,512
So...
363
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,597
...I guess this is it.
364
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,099
Yeah, right.
365
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,642
I guess so.
366
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,063
Listen...
367
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,607
When am I gonna see you?
368
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,985
I'm guessing tonight
at the coffeehouse.
369
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:21,612
Right. Yeah. Okay.
370
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,115
Take care.
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