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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree.
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Oh, my God, you should see the size
of his Christmas balls!
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Hey.
Hey.
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How much did you tip the super?
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Yeah, we were gonna give 50,
but we don't wanna look bad.
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Oh, this year
we just made him cookies.
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And 25 it is.
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Heh. You gave him cookies?
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- Money is so impersonal.
Yeah.
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Cookies says someone really cares.
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All right, we're broke,
but cookies do say that.
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I can see that.
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A plate of brownies told me a limerick.
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Pheebs, let me ask you something.
Were these, uh, "funny" brownies?
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Not especially.
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But, you know,
I think they had pot in them.
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So, you guys, who else did you tip
with cookies?
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Uh, the mailman, the super...
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Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Uh, I don't think you're gonna like this.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, these are cookies
smashed in the Sports section.
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And he did my crossword puzzle.
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Yeah, but not very well,
unless 14 across, "Gershwin musical"...
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...actually is "Bite me, bite me, bite me. "
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I can't believe it's Christmas already.
You know?
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One day you're eating turkey,
the next thing you know...
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...your lords are a-leaping
and your geese are a-laying. Heh.
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Which is why geese are
so relaxed this time of year.
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- Hey, guys.
Hey.
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Hey, Rach.
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I, uh, got you a little present.
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I'll open it.
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It's a Slinky!
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Ha, ha. Remember, huh?
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Walks downstairs
Alone or in pairs
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Everyone knows it's...
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Just a big spring.
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You're still mad because of the whole...
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Horrible list of reasons not to be with me?
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How about we just call it
"the unfortunate incident"?
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Hey, Gunther.
You got stairs in your place?
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- Yeah.
- Go nuts.
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- Hey, guys.
Hey.
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What's in the bag?
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Mm, just some presents.
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Come on, show us what you bought.
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You know you want to.
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Okay.
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This is a picture frame
from Ben to my parents.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Some "Hers" and "Hers" towels
for Susan and Carol.
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And, uh, I got this blouse for Mom.
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- Ross, that is gorgeous!
- Yeah?
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Look at these authentic fake medals!
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Mom's gonna be voted "best dressed"...
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...at the make-believe military academy!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Happy Christmas Eve Eve.
- You too.
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Oh, my God! Where did you get this?
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Uh, Macy's, third floor, home furnishings.
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This is my father!
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This is a picture of my dad!
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Uh, Pheebs, that's the guy
that comes in the frame.
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No, it's my dad. I'll show you.
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I thought your dad was in prison.
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No, that's my stepdad.
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My real dad's the one that
ran out on us before I was born.
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How have you never been on Oprah?
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Look, see? This is him.
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My mother gave me this picture
before she died. Same guy!
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Honey, uh, this is a picture
of the frame guy...
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...posing in front of a blue screen
with a collie.
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It's not a blue screen. It's just...
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Maybe it was just really clear that day.
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Okay, I have to talk to my grandmother.
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Wait a minute, honey!
Pheebs.
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Whoa.
Wow.
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I'm trying to get my boss's
ex-wife to sleep with me.
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Joey.
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Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem,
everyone's all ears!
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Esther Livingston.
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Gone!
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Um... Hi, Pooh.
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Hi, Gram. Ahem, what you doing?
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Oh, just updating the phone book.
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Um, Gram? Um...
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Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
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Oh.
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Uh... Huh, how come?
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Just, you know, to see him.
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Oh, sure. Here.
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All right, uh...
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This is the one
of your father in a meadow.
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And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite.
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And here he is at a graduation.
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Another graduation.
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Is this really my father?
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Is it really your...?
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Well, of course it is.
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I smell smoke. Maybe because
someone's pants are on fire!
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Well, I...
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In all the years we've been
grandmother and granddaughter...
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...you've never lied.
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All right, that's not your father.
It's a picture of a guy in a frame.
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Oh, God.
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It was your mother's idea.
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She didn't want you
to know your real father...
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...because it hurt her so much when he left.
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I didn't wanna go along with it.
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But then she died
and it was harder to argue with her.
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Not impossible, but harder.
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All right.
So he's not a famous tree surgeon?
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And I guess he doesn't live in a hut in Burma
where there's no phones?
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Last I heard, he was
a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
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That makes no sense.
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Why would the villagers
worship a pharmacist?
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Honey.
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- Oh. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, that's all I know.
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That...
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...and this.
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This...
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...is the real him.
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Oh.
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I remember my father
all dressed up in the red suit...
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...the big black boots
and the patent leather belt...
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...sneaking around downstairs.
He didn't want us to see him...
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...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash
into something and wake everybody up.
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That doesn't sound like
a very merry Christmas.
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Who said anything about Christmas?
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- Hi.
- Anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
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No, nothing.
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I hope she's okay.
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I know exactly what she's going through.
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How do you know
what she's going through?
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She told us.
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What do you got there, Monica?
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Stuff for the party.
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Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping?
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You didn't buy presents yet?
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Tomorrow's Christmas Eve!
What are you gonna do?
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Don't you have to be Claymation
to say stuff like that?
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Oh, by the way, Mon, I don't think
the mailman liked your cookies.
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Here are the ornaments your mom sent.
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Well...
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Maybe the mailman liked the cookies.
We just didn't give him enough.
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Monica, pigeons learn faster than you.
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Hey, Rach. Ahem.
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I think I know what will
make you feel better.
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How about you make a list about me?
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Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here...
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...and make a list.
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Okay, you're whiny...
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...you are obsessive, you are insecure...
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...you're gutless.
- Heh.
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You don't ever just seize the day.
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You liked me for a year
and you didn't do anything about it.
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And, uh... Oh, you wear
too much of that gel in your hair.
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See, there. You, uh...
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All right, you did what I said.
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- And you know what?
- Hmm?
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You're right. I do feel better.
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Thank you, Ross.
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Yeah, in Albany. Could I have
the number of Frank Buffay?
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Okay. Um, in Ithaca?
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All right, um, Saratoga?
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Oneonta?
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You know what?
You shouldn't call yourself Information!
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Hey.
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Hello, Grandma.
If that is, in fact, your real name.
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Come on now, Pooh.
Don't still be mad at me.
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- How's it going?
- Oh, not so good.
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Upstate's pretty big.
He's pretty small. You do the math.
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Well, I think you're better off without him.
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Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy.
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But to me,
he's still the irresponsible creep...
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...who locked up your mom
and stole her Gremlin.
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I know. I just wanted to know
who he was, you know?
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay.
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I wasn't completely honest with you
when I told you that, uh, I didn't know...
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...exactly where he lived.
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What do you mean?
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He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown.
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If you hit the Dairy Queen,
you've gone too far.
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You can take my cab.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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- Nobody else drives that cab.
- Uh-huh. Got it.
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Oh.
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- I'm gonna see my dad!
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- Thank you.
- Oh. Ha, ha.
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Mm, okay. Oh.
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Wish me luck, Grandpa.
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Hey.
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Phoebe here with the cab yet?
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Yeah, she brought the invisible cab.
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Hop in!
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She'd better get here. The stores close at 7.
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It'll be two hours to Phoebe's dad's house...
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...they'll meet, chat, swap life stories.
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We'll still have plenty of time.
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- Hey, here she comes!
- Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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Hi.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Can you believe this?
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In like two hours I'm gonna have a dad.
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Yeah, big stuff.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Okay.
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- Here, you have to hold this.
- Okay.
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"Brake, left. Gas, right"?
219
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Uh-huh, that's my cheat sheet.
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- Where's my seat belt?
- That side doesn't have one.
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The paramedics had to cut through it.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Come on, just tell me. Please, please.
224
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For the 16th time,
no, I do not think you're obsessive.
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- Oh, it's hot in here!
Rach, get the heat.
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- Ross, turn the heat down, please?
- Sure.
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There's a difference between obsessive...
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Ross, the heat!
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Okay. Heat, heat, heat.
And I'm the obsessive one?
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Okay.
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This way is on.
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So this is...
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...off.
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Did you just break the radiator?
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No, I was turning the knob and...
236
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...here it is.
237
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Well, put it back!
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It, uh...
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- It won't go back.
- Ugh. I'll call the super.
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Here, let me try.
241
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Oh, oh, that's right.
I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
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Hey, it's Funny's cousin...
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...Not Funny!
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Hi, Mr. Treeger?
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00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,385
It's Rachel Green from upstairs.
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Yes, somebody, uh,
broke our knob on the radiator...
247
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...and it's really hot in here.
248
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,853
Yes, it's hot enough to bake cookies.
249
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Well, do you think
we could have a new one by 6?
250
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What? No, no. Tuesday?
We can't wait until Tuesday.
251
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We're having a party tonight.
252
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Okay, tip the man.
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If he doesn't like our cookies, too bad.
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00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,493
I won't be blackmailed.
255
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,954
Look, if it gets a little warm...
256
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,831
...it can be a theme party.
257
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,834
Here's a theme:
"Come on in, live like bacon!"
258
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,338
Ooh, this is it.
259
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,257
Seventy-four.
260
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:48,261
Oh, so that's what this is for!
261
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,554
Wow.
262
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,682
This is it. I'm gonna meet my dad.
263
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,018
This is, like, the biggest thing ever, huh?
264
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,270
- Yeah.
- Sure is.
265
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,147
Here I go. I'm going in.
266
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:00,398
All right!
267
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:01,858
Good luck, Pheebs.
268
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,610
Okay.
269
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:09,157
Here I go.
270
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,243
I'm going.
271
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,381
Hi.
272
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,967
Welcome to our tropical
Christmas party, heh.
273
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:31,721
Put your coats, sweaters,
pants and shirts in the bedroom.
274
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,601
It's hard to tell because I'm sweating...
275
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,854
...but I use exactly what the gel bottle says.
276
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,778
An amount about the size of a pea.
How can that be too much?
277
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:51,115
Ice?
278
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,911
Ice? Ice squares anyone?
Take a napkin.
279
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,162
All right.
280
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,247
Monica. Monica!
281
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,418
Monica, your guests are turning into jerky.
282
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,754
Really? I'm perfectly comfortable.
283
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,007
Ha, ha. Hey! Get in line, buddy.
I was next.
284
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,972
Mr. Treeger.
285
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,556
You said there was a party.
286
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,058
Oh, yeah.
287
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,810
Well, hey, welcome to our sauna.
288
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,855
Uh, is it hot? My body always stays cool.
289
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,483
Probably because I have so much skin.
290
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,194
Hey, cheese!
291
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,615
Here's the chance.
Monica, give him cash.
292
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,952
Rachel, give him your earrings.
Something. Anything!
293
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,704
No, I will not cave.
294
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,955
I'm with Mon.
295
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:42,417
All right. You know how you say
I never seize the day?
296
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,004
Even though he's your super, I'm seizing.
297
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:48,923
Mr. Treeger?
298
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,969
Here is 50 bucks. Merry Christmas.
299
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,387
Oh, wow.
300
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,638
I didn't get you anything.
301
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,017
Here's five back.
302
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,562
No, that's your Christmas tip.
303
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:07,275
Oh, do you think there's a chance
you can fix that radiator now?
304
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,736
No can do. Like I told the girl...
305
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,738
...I can't get a knob until Tuesday.
306
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,157
- Ross?
Yeah?
307
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,075
He's playing baseball.
308
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,077
You mean hardball?
309
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,498
Whatever.
310
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,333
What you gonna do?
311
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,669
Excuse me. I'm seizing.
312
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,880
Mr. Treeger?
313
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,215
Here's another 50.
314
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,051
Happy Hanukkah.
315
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,345
Will, uh, this help with the knob-getting?
316
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,764
No.
317
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,892
The place is not open till Tuesday.
318
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,435
Am I not saying it right?
319
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,106
So you really did like my cookies?
320
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,110
Oh, yeah, they were so personal.
It really showed you cared.
321
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,326
Nice seizing...
322
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,411
...gel boy.
323
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,624
So, uh...
324
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,751
Is this, uh, mistletoe?
325
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,421
No, uh, that...
326
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,882
That is basil.
327
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:16,052
- Oh.
- Yeah.
328
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,222
If it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.
329
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,184
No, it's still basil.
330
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,074
Okay.
331
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,868
- How far did you get?
- Mailbox.
332
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,080
- All right, we're getting closer.
- Uh-huh.
333
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,666
What's going on?
334
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,294
It's just, like, a whole mess of stuff.
335
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:55,049
Like yesterday, my dad was
this famous Burma tree-surgeon guy.
336
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,719
And, you know, now he's, uh,
a pharmacist guy and...
337
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:03,057
Well, maybe he's this
really cool pharmacist guy.
338
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:07,645
Yeah, maybe. And I'll knock on the door...
339
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,065
...and he'll hug me, and I'll have a dad.
340
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,902
I'll go to his pharmacy
and everyone will be nice to me...
341
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,072
...because, you know,
I'm Frank's daughter.
342
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,615
So why not go knock?
343
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:28,499
Because, I mean,
what if he's not this great dad guy?
344
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:33,754
What if he's still the dirtbag
who ran out on my mom and us?
345
00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:37,508
- Yeah.
Hmm.
346
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,052
You know what?
347
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,681
I've already lost a fake dad this week.
348
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,768
I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
349
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,566
Pheebs, that's okay.
You took a big step today.
350
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,319
- Yeah?
Yeah.
351
00:19:56,486 --> 00:20:00,031
Someday, when you're ready,
you'll make it past the hedges.
352
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,075
And when you do,
he'll be lucky to have you.
353
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,828
You guys.
354
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,334
Sorry about your shopping.
355
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,962
Oh, that's okay. We'll figure something out.
356
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,383
I know you're not going in there...
357
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,095
...but do you think it'd be all right
if I went in and used his bathroom?
358
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,515
That's fine, never mind.
359
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,227
Cool, snow!
360
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:31,938
Kind of like a blank canvas.
361
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,533
Ho-ho-ho-holy crap, is it hot in here!
362
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,038
You mind if I turn the heat down?
363
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:52,625
We could have used
that kind of thinking earlier!
364
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,669
So, Pheebs, how did it go?
365
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,921
Oh, ahem, I couldn't go in.
366
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,257
Honey, I'm sorry.
- Are you okay?
367
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,260
Yeah, it's okay,
because I know he's there.
368
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,345
So that's enough for now.
369
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:07,723
Hey, it's after midnight!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
370
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:11,560
Oh, right! Merry Christmas!
371
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,313
The knob was broken...
372
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:18,150
...so I turned it off from underneath.
I hope that's all right.
373
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,498
Rach, these are for you.
374
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,543
Wiper blades.
375
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:37,503
I don't even have a car.
376
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,799
Ha, ha. No, but with this new-car smell,
you'll think you do.
377
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,305
Okay, Pheebs, your turn.
378
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,518
Toilet-seat covers.
379
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,690
Is that what you were doing
while I was getting gas?
380
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,025
Uh-huh.
Mm-hm.
381
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,193
You guys!
382
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,611
And for Ross...
383
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:05,197
...Mr. Sweet Tooth.
384
00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:10,244
You got me a cola drink?
385
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,205
And a lemon-lime!
386
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:20,129
Well, this is too much. I feel like
I should get you another sweater.
387
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,884
And last but not least...
388
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:29,597
They're ribbed for your pleasure.
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